Rate my gf /b/, what would do with her if you had her for an entire night!? Her name is Jennifer we been dating for 10 years now, pic related.
>>705953340
I'd fly her to Korea and back.
>>705953682
Kek
>>705953682
She's beautiful, fuck you shallow faggit.
Nudes?
>>705953340
I bet her pussy is tight
If you slam it in her ass hard enough that might unfuck her face
>>705954933
kek
>>705953340
Nudes,plz
>>705953340
>fapped.to.this.lass.number.of.times.no.regrets.jpeg
Don't let shallow fuckers get you down, mate; you fucking struck gold. Face isnt that bad, shes got a banging little body, and low enough self esteem that she'll worship you like a god for choosing & staying with her.
You could literally do anything with/to this girl & get away with it. This is the kind of girl who'd entrap rape/murder victims for you & keep her mouth shut to the cops.
Fucking gold, man.
>>705954933
I gave fuck her on the regular, it's just a little bit of wear and tear bud, don't be a sarcastic asshole and grow up.
>>705953340
I'd pay her a dentist...
>>705956128
* **fuck her face on the regular***
>>705956128
Well post her meat flaps then
>>705956068
Thank's man, she loves to eat my ass, which is new for me of course I eat her shit hole too but it's more than just "ass eating chow down session mode" it actually has a romantic spark, we connect. It's beautiful honestly. I love her so much..!
>>705953340
1.7/10 Would roofie & then fuck from BEHIND
>>705956247
I don't have any of her flaps. Sorry anon.:-(
When did /b/ become a positive body image fortress like tumblr. If people put a girl up and ask opinion, they ought to expect the worst. She has a face like a mole ray man, at least have the balls to not be so pc
>>705956671
Don't be a faggit, you could never even stand a chance with her you fucking moth breathing neck bearded meatball.
>>705956829
Trying really hard to defend your bad judgement, huh?
>>705956829
Mouth**
>>705957045
Yeah, good story faggit, fucking virgin.
I'd get two paper bags, then before we fuck I put one on her head and put the other one on my head in case hers falls off
>>705957045
You would not say any of this shit if you saw me in person and how fucking tall I am. Fuck out of here you busta ass virgin bitch boy.
>>705957325
Tall. You're saying tall as if it's means to be intimidating.
>>705957287
Wow, did you write that yourself you walking cliché..? Fucking poser.
>>705957325
>jolly green giant detected
>>705957454
Fuck with me, you know I got it.
check my dubs
>>705953340
get I've seen her on tv before... Nickelodeon used to show the angry beavers all the time
>>705957643
You wish.
>>705953340
tell her to quit making faces or she's gonna get stuck like that
>>705957682
Hilarious, unoriginal faggit.
>>705957833
Soo funny, not!
>>705953340
Literally drown her in a portapotty
>pic definitely related
>>705957929
You really like the word unoriginal.
In your mind, is being original having an ugly girlfriend instead of a decent one?
You a hipster or something?
>>705958205
You would use labels as an insult tactic, trendy faggit.
> first time eating atomic war head
>mfw
>>705953340
this is why having sex with animals is illegal, you might get one pregnant.. is her mom some sort of rodent? or...
>>705953340
>:stopmusic:
I can hear a banjo playing
i would sell her to the circus and make mad profit. "everyone come watch the 7th wonder of the world" let people throw shit at her and what not
>>705955418
Couldn't even find one with the correct hair color
Laxy fuck
>>705953340
>>705958696
sounds about right she looks to be about 18 op prolly 46 year old neck beard, hooked up (abducted) her when she was 8
>>705958402
Lost
>>705958402
Shit was not even sour, fucking cowardly lion.
>>705957769
JORDANS!!!!!
I think op jumped ship, couldn't handle strangers telling him that hes dating a dog
>>705958402
This is why Eugenics exists.
>>705959721
I really hope we see each other in person one day, I really can't wait you fucking little faggit butch boy, you better be ready to kuckle up if I see you because I am going to drop you like a bad fucking habitat, mash yuh fucking face in. You really fucked up bro dissing my bae and then dis respecting me. I have the fastest hands on the street so let's see what's good when and if we bump into each other on the streets. I'm gonna mash your fucking head till you bleed out your ear.
>>705960457
Lol
She looks like a piece of shit OP
>>705960457
Woah there, edgelord.
>>705960457
is that you stregenona? cookin up some fresh pasta again?
>>705960457
a scuffle with the holy green giant.. I'll make sure to add butter and salt to my edc so I'm prepared when a giant vegetable attacks me
>>705953340
Doggie style lights out, do not impregnate.
>>705960845
>jolly* green giant
>>705960680
Like the edge of my blade threw your double Ching you faking cowardly lion, I'll take both of you on at the same time fucking super man punch your noggin off your head and then fucking drop kicking that other little bitch boi. Keep it up bud.
>>705953340
Should've been drowned at birth tbh fam
>>705960700
Yes.
>>705953340
did you get to pic her name or did she come from the shelter with tags already?
>>705961061
>>705953340
I got a set of those "billy bob teeth" from a gumball machine once but mine didn't look as real as hers do
>>705960845
Don't forget...
>>705957100
I like moth breathing better
>>705961061
OP is a bitch. Nuff said.
>>705961572
so you better get lower, than Flo rida, inside of a lowrider, with no tires in a hole
>>705960845
Bro, I have the quickest fist this side of the universe. I will happily knuckle you right in your pie hole if you keep acting up like this. You really need to learn a lesson to be honest, and I may just be the teach for your home room you little fucking bitch. Keep these tantrums up and I will fucking hack your IP via onion and find your location and then beat the shit out of you and anyone who gets in my way and try's to stop me, including your mom, I will knock her right the fuck out bro I dkn't even give a shit.
I really hope you make a wise choice because I've been itching for a little scuffle for a few years now. So you better take notes because I'll be looking to pick a bone with you. You won't know when or where I am or when I'll strike and that's where you done fucked up. Think bout it fam.
>>705953340
It's really hard to tell. Could you provide a few pics of her completely naked spread lips on a bed or floor? Also a pic of her asshole would be great. Thanking you in advance.
She has a nice body and she's pretty cute. As long as the two of you are happy. More nudes
>>705961924
My eyes only bud. Sorry.
>>705956068
hahahaha what did i just read
>>705960457
0/10 b8 m8 try harder
>>705961915
If you were to ever see anon you would just cower like the bitch you are. You only act bad ass because you're talking over a computer, stop trying because all of us anons know you wouldn't do shit
>>705961770
Dude the only bitch here is you. I really am getting tired of having to hand out discipline to little bitch boys like you, who run their mouths but then can't back it up when you see them in the mean streets. All bark, no bite. Bro you really wanna do this because I'm ready to razz me dazzle you fucking cunt. Any place any time you just let me know you buster ass bitch.
>>705961915
why wait? bring that toothy bitch with you I need a tree taken down in my yard n I heard *beavers* are more effective than chainsaws
>>705962462
Shit talking like this is only digging yourself a deeper hole. Stop embarrassing yourself
>>705962456
You don't know me, I'm coming for you fam, be resdy to kuckle up.
>>705961915
Not after I shoot your deformed ass when I mistake you for a capybara you rodent.
>>705962572
Dude stop being a fucking faggit I eat little fuck boys like you for breakfast to help my digestive system settle. Better be ready for a tussle when I see you.
>>70596261
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH ANON!!!! YOU'RE TOO FUNNY
>>705953340
get my dick sucked
she must give pretty good head
>>705960457
> dropped like a bad habitat
The heat has been brung
>>705953340
Call a plastic surgeon, then a dentist, then a escort service to get rid of the blue balls from expecting to get laid.
>>705962823
this was meant for
>>705962528
>>705962800
If you see me you'll be running to your dog. Op pic related
>>705962733
Only a fucking coward needs a weapon knuckle up bud. Be a man for once in your shitty life.
>>705962080
Well then from what I've seen 9 ugly Gerry Mahoney ginger faces/10 ugly Gerry Mahoney ginger faces/10 BUT 9 smoking hot pussy bodies/10 smoking hot pussy bodies. Do the averages on that which (counting the first as negatives and the second as positives we get magnets how do they work?
Looks like someone already knuckled up your old lady
>>705962991
LOL how have you lived past 12.
>>705963133
This
>>705963133
this
>>705963133
Yeah me face fucking her every second of the day.
>>705963138
Why weren't you just aborted..?
>>705953340
She's a sexy girl! Is she ginger in the vajayjay region?
>>705953340
This is my fav thread.
>>705963282
I feel sorry for your little pecker
>>705963282
Nothing to brag about fam.
This post is just fuel for when you shoot up your work tomorrow, right?
>>705953340
Nuff said. Just shoot it already
>>705962979
Nah I highly doubt that bud.
>>705953340
nice sometimes ahead of the game, already got her goblin costume picked out for Halloween
>>705963332
Because I didn't come out like your shelter animal.
Dat resolution
>>705963488
I bet she wins best costume..that mask is absolutely hideous
>>705963432
The fact that you keep shit talking means you have nothing to back it up. Again you're just behind a monitor
>>705963404
No I would never do that, that's not even something to joke about bro, real shallow of you, it's 2016 shooting happen everyday, people die. Now you just crossed the fucking line bro I got a food delivery for yuh, a complimentary hot knuckle sandwich on whole wheat bread.
>>705953340
...when she walks into the bank they turn the cameras off
If I kiss her will she turn into a prince
>>705963892
very possible
>>705963801
I'm hungry.
>>705963724
I'm actually jogging to your house right now bud, see you in 24 hours with a fucking round house through the wall with your fucking name on it. And anyone else who wants to fucking throw down.
>>705963671
someday maybe she'll grow into a beautiful swan or butterfly maybe...
>>705960457
oh shit op is powering up
>>705964014
Gonna be hard for your invalid cripple legs to be walking all over the country like that.
>>705964014
I'll meet you half way faggot
>>705953424
someone make this into a dealwithit.gif
We are Anon.
You cannot find us.
Peasant.
>>705964066
keked and checked
>>705956475
When she eats your ass does she ever get shit in her teeth
>>705964162
Only thing gonna be mangled is your fucking back after I McMan you through your moms kitchen table.
>>705960457
Dude just because you're from west Virginia and your bae has fetal alcohol syndrome doesn't mean you can fight.
oh shit what if pic is op n she's was trying to get a rate without showing bewbs
>>705964226
Yeah right bro, I dear you.
>>705964305
Yes, sometimes if I did not have time to clean. She says it's fine.
>>705964404
>>705964357
We threw out mommies kitchen table a while ago m8.
You're gonna have to do better than that.
>>705964381
I can't wait to dance with you, hope you like the one two shuffle I got planned for yuh.
>>705964453
Was replying to...
>>705964066
>op finally comes home with kibbles'n'bits instead of that cheap ass generic crap
> luckily I forget to poop on rug this morning
>mfw
>>705964629
I'll buy a fucking table, build it and bring it to your fucking place just to body slams your fat fucking slob of a body through it. Then I will fuck my beautiful girlfriend on the top of your comatose body.
>>705953340
Guys I don't think hes lying about that being his GF
>>705964404
Come on op. After all this shit talking.
Let me guess you and your gf both come from a family tree that has never branched.
I would fuck her I pretty ugly.
>>705953340
she lick peanut butter off your nuts op?
>>705965036
And how about you bitch all you been doing is running your cock sucking in filthy mouth.
>>705953340
strange name for a dog
> Jennifer
>>705964983
>slam tour fucking fat slob of a body
mfw 145 pounds.
But everything is relative, and I sure am a fat fuck in comparison to your heroin-addicted dog.
>>705965191
Yeah, whenever I want her to. Fucking does whatever I want on the real. She's a dirty little bitch.
>>705965351
Ugly, dirty.
Details, man, they are important.
>>705965351
Then go snap a pic of her pussy and post it
>>705965351
ever have to use the spray bottle on her for biting you?I been wanting to try this with my dog but scared she might bite my nuts
>>705965326
145 bro your the biggest joke I could of came up with, thank you.
assuming she is disease free, id definitely fuck her without a condom and pullout before i ejaculate
>>705965244
I'm not the bitch saying that I am gonna beat everyone's ass. And I'm not dating a dog
>>705965351
pic of ass please
and no not anus, i mean the fucking buttocks
>>705965559
Would you cum on her tits or face?
>>705965556
As opposed to the 80 pound abducted child you have for a sex slave.
Pretty gud.
>>705953340
honestly op you shouldn't breed her, destroy the bloodline before you taint the population.
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>705965601
Dude you really love in a different fucking work don't you? I feel bad for you but to bad I'm so cold that I will stil beat your autistic ass like it was no big deal.
>>705965652
Cumming on her face would make her .1% better looking
>>705965866
My little frosted slam pig.
Suck her dick
>>705965998
She has to cock.
>>705965866
only if you managed to coat the buck teeth and her left eye.
Wtf is going on in this thread?
>>705965838
I don't speak retard.
>>705965838
op you should consider just beating your dick instead, that's what id do after fucking that toothy bitch id punish my dick real bad for making me fuck that thing you so elegantly called "bae"
>>705966078
No*
>>705964989
Filename ultrakek
>>705966102
You created it bro.
>>705966102
Well, you certainly seem to have a grasp of the written form of retard. You could probably learn to speak it if you *really* tried.
>>705966277
Why not ask your dog to teach you more.
op your girlfriend is ugly
>>705966277
Are you triggered poor faggot anon?
>>705966668
Remember IT'S A dog
>>705966668
she a nasty bitch, reminds me of Mr. Ed
>>705966567
Bro no one likes you here, just get the fuck out of my thread before you embarrass yourself some more.
>>705965652
absolutely. the only reason i wouldnt full on impregnate her is because im a white as fuck ginger, and would prefer to mix my genes with a south east asian. but if i was going to impregnate a white woman she would do just fine. she seems to have a really slim body which is a huge turn on for me. pics of hips/ass would be greatly appreciated
>>705966738
sorry
...op your dog is ugly
>>705966788
Lmao I'm ANON I don't get embarrassed
>>705953340
nice ass! now stand her upright n show us a face pic
>>705966884
That's what you think.
>>705964717
fucking kid cant even reply yo
>>705966858
I fucking love you anon
>>705966103
toothy blowjobs are the best blowjobs
>>705966985
Go ahead try to . I have a half inch dick. I only fuck pigs and dogs. So we clearly have something in common
>>705953340
Wtf.. Why would you stay with that thing for 10 years
Is bait
>>705953340
They related?
>>705966100
>>705967531
Nobody likes when you do this. Go be dense somewhere else.
>>705967745
But it is though
>>705967568
please post pics of legs/hips/ass
This girl has Treacher-Collins, doesn't she?
>>705967568
>op want to rename family dog
> asks /b/ for help
> Jennifer a shit name for dog
>posts three pics of dogs ass
> won't post dogs face
>op rages for 40 minutes when people tell him he should quit fucking his dog
>>705967918
> legs
>>705967918
> hips
>>705967918
>ass
>>705968103
skin please
>>705968240
oh you're into bestiality too?
>>705966985
No reply op? Damn it was just starting to get fun too
Dude I think I know this chick
>tfw you might go to hell for the post you just made
shawty thicc
>>705968330
if she was any heavier, like 90% of the (non asian) population, Id consider her a beast.
>>705953340
Op bailed. He's probably off fucking his dog
ops gone he's in the bathroom crying, thread prolly destroyed his life. now that he knows what his girl looks like to other people he doesn't wanna be seen in public with her anymore. trying to figure out how to leave/murder it
rude peeps
>>705969163
a tiny taste of old /b/ screwing with op for teh lulz
at first I thought the guy was trollin, then he didn't let up when he seemed to get offended, at the end I was believin ops claims were legit and he left severely sore in the booty
>>705969715
go delete system32 and shut the fuck up faggot
>>705953682
They are doing the Lord's work over there.
