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Door is open from start. Now get in and get rolling.
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>>705945756
Sure feels good to be safe
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LETS CLOSE THE DAYUM DOW
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Dont worry, ill close the door
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Rolling
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>>705946077
U opened it
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Rollllllerino
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I'm not a robot
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The time is nye! Inward lads!
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ayy let me in
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>>705946152
Fuck, sorry
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checkem
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Tallyho!
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>>705945756
Allah khinzir akbar!
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Okay
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I'm glad I found you in time! I was beset by vagrants on my way here!
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After you, mlady
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Last one out turn off the lights
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Alluah snackbar!
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Me' Kcehc
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Close that shit
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lets close this bitch bfore THEY get in
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Lemme in, dammit!
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Room for one more?
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Hey guys! Sure would be a shame if we all blew up huh?
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>>705946637
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>>705945756
I brought some beer
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ALLAH ACKBAR
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>>705946728
Thanks anon! Don't forget to close the door on your way in here.
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behold my mem
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Close the damn door!
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boom
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anybody bring a pack of cards?
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>>705946862
forgot my smokes, I'll close it when I get back
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>>705946980
We are trying God Damn it!
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Does anyone feel a breeze?
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We blow up yet?
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>>705945756
I'm in!
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>>705945756
Dw, I'll close it
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>>705947122
THANK FUCKING CHRIST
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Someone get the dubya-d-40
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>>705947030
Alright thanks man!
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>>705945756
rollin; i'll get that door for us
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>>705947122
I was almost in...this guy slammed the door in my face.
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>>705947166
Nope, see >>705947122
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>>705947166
Time to blow this shit up!
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>>705947122
>>705947166
2 dubs in a row; extra secure door
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>>705947122
Dubssss
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Close it
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>>705947122
back with my smokes and more beer and the damn door's closed. oh well, should have enough beer to get me through til it opens again
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>>705947122
FUCK lemme in!!
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>>705947166
Nah your kinda not thanks to.>>705947122
Just missed it, sorry Anon you dead soon.
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>>705945756
open up
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4 dubs, door is tighter than a dolphins asshole
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>>705947411
ha! i'm in now!
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>>705947166
>>705947300
>>705947322
>>705947344
damn door is closed already, no need to rub it in
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>>705947422
not quite
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Let me in nigga!
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>>705947411
>>705947422
Nice response time! Time for boom boom!
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>>705947411
>>705947422
Fuck you >>705947446
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>>705947356
bye bye.
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>>705947411
woohoo, just opened my second beer.
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>>705945756
self edstruct
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Blow it sarge! We can't save em all!
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Blow this mudafucka up
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FUCKING DO IT
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>>705947553
>>705947411 and >>705947446 were both me. I was replying to my own post. so uhh...fuck you.
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>>705947649
Not yet private!
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Hi
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lemmmeee innnnnn
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>>705945756
i is peaceful refugee,let me in plz.
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Roll roll roll that joint
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Reroll
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Psh, fuck it, I'll go make my own base, with blackjack, and hookers! You know what, forget about the base!
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>>705947700
door is closed
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Lemme in pls
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Open sesame!!
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blow this bitch!
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Boom boom baby
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I'm in
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>>705947929
modded Vault 21
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>>705945756
let me and my peaceful muslim children in
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>>705948006
No sand niggers
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Boom?
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Allahu Ackbar
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i'm already in so someone needs to set this fucking bomb off
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Open for trolls!!
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>>705948438
might aswell just open it for peaceful refugees
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Blow a load already!
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Fuck open the doors
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Maybe the bombs a dud?
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Open the doors!!
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>>705948565
this shelter must be in the UK
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Pls....
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Mr superman no here
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>>705948866
IM TRYING TO OPEN NOT CLOSE!!
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Come on!! Open!!
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rolling for open doors
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OPEN OPEN!!!
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Openenfnfjfjf
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You guys are assholes!!
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Damn, this vest Achmed gave me has a loose thread, need to rip it out
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>>705948866
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Open door rollan
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its getting a little stuffy in here, i need some fresh air
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Just lemme in, faggots
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Opening door
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>>705949153
I'll fucking cut you if you try
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Damn cunts let us in
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Let me in !
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Rolling for odd dubs
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Open gosh darn it!!!
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>>705949259
i need a smoke dood
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Why this jesus
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OPEN THE DOOR
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FUCKING DOOR OPEN
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Rolling for even dubs because i hate you
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>>705949348
That was a little close the buddy
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Let me in, let me in!
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>>705949422
good job
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>>705949422
YOU IDIOT OPEN THE DOOR DINT CLOSE IT!
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>>705949348
Eh fuck it. Just smoke in here.
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Hodor, where are you?
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>>705949444
STOP CLOSING IT
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boom
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>>705949348
You almost smoked everyone out there. Just smoke in here, pussy
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>>705949522
You first
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>>705949500
SO DID U
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Fuck all you assholes.
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can this post die
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>>705949500
>>705949522
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Tick Tock Tick Tock
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>>705949422
>>705949500
>>705949522
This is making my day
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LET US IN FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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Gaawwh
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>>705949500
Speak for yourself, you cold bastard. Let us in!
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Now blow it already
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So rude
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FOR FUCKS SAKE I HAVE A FAMILY LET US IN.
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HIROSHIMA RETALATION
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Fuck me
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Not all men were meant to enter Valhalla
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>>705949507
>>705949545
think of the children
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>>705949818
No
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SWEET JESUS YOU GUYS ARE HEARTLESS
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>>705949818
xaxa, нет, товарищ))
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>>705949857
Tasty roasted children, yum. Rolling 4 47
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>>705945756
I'm gay
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I'm almost out of beer. Either blow the place or let me in.
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Why.....so cold....
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>>705949818
only kool single people
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alluh akbar
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ALLAHU ACKBAR
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Why do you wish for us to die
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>>705949952
get out of the shelter
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Oh shit guys, what's that noise?
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rah rah
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>>705949919
How could you be so heartless!
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What did we do to deserve this
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Boom
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Kamikaze strike
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>>705949976
нет.
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ALLLUH AKBAR
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>>705950155
Thanks fam
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>>705950155
IM IN THANK YOU
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>>705950155
yes
now i can smoke this crack
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>>705950155
You fucker. Gonna get us all killed.
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>>705950155
Close it close it close it
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Ive never seen so many even dubs on one thread. Rest in peaches, /b/ros this is where we die
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>>705950222
Oh eat shit and die
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>>705950155
Nope, i'm beginning to think the "close" button has been pushed so much, the doors are jammed together, making odd dubs impossible.
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>>705950222
god fucking dammit
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>>705950228
see >>705950222
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Kaboom
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>>705950222
Nice job!
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カミカゼ
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>>705950337
I KNOW ASS FUCK
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>>705950222
>>Thanks fam
Immediately locks behind him
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>>705950308
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Just end us if you're that heartless
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>>705950222
your nigger language closed the god fucking door
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eyyy
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I'm so hungry....
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Rollerblade
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I forgot my fleshlight!
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Bane?
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>>705950222
See guys! True politeness over here. Close the door on your way in. Got the God Damn A/C running in here and the power bill is going to be a bitch of we leave the fucking door open.
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Can't we just end this... Let us in...
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time's up!
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My god, this thread's going reach post limit before the bomb goes off.
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47
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So cold....
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its open, i'm coming in!
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Thanks!!! :D
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>>705950699
IN
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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A bunch of googles are here, claiming closed doors are racist
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Let me in u fucks
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close it before bomb goes off pls
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I'm crashing this vault, with no survivors.
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Now blow!
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>>705950699
Thank you!!!
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>>705950699
finaly i can smoke this crack
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Im stepping outside real quick
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>>705950846
That was close
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>>705950699
great now we're all going to die! quick close that shit...we don't want the refugees from earlier in the thread getting in.
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Mwahaha
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Alright boys, time is up let do dis
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made it whew
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fffff
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>>705950905
I'm back, did i miss anything?
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>>705950933
No close not open!
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IM IN CLOSE IT
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I got this imma close the door now
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>>705950699
>>705947700
>>705947588
>>705947300
man, i've gotten lots of closed dubs on this thread.
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>>705950933
already opened nigger fag
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Helpp
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>>705951047
FUCK YOU
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>>705951047
boom
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>>705951047
FUCK WERE DEAD
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Boom
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Need in
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>>705951047
you killed everyone you dickhead
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I want to watch you all burn
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>>705951047
Fuckkkkk
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ALLAHU ACKBAR>>705951047
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"anyone one some of this crack"
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>>705951047
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>>705951047
GOD DAMMIT YOU ASS
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>>705951126
Too late already dead
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>>705950982
Well doors are still open and people are getting antsy. I thought this was supposed to be a party but everyone is to on edge.
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roly poly oh
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Did I get in?
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Even dubs would be good right about now?
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>>705951266
Nope , too late to come, we all ded
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>>705951047
Noooooooooooo FUCK YOU!!!
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>>705951266
>>705951221
>>705951249
>>705951305

we're dead.
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>>705951305
No already dead
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>>705951200
Too late with those dubs as well
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>>705951172
[instant blindness from explosion]
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Yeaaaaa
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>>705951047
FUCK YOU NIGGER
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Fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk!!!
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>>705945756
Let me in Niggers
>Rolls Persuasion check
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>>705951047
Well fuck.
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Sorry guys I needed help
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