YLYL https://youtu.be/MB_H7xmeo5E
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
https://youtu.be/MB_H7xmeo5E
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>>705945243
>boker face
>boker
>boker
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>>705945954
Lost
Man, how must it feel to have these conversations in English. That's a fucked up form of stockholm syndrome.
>>705946109
like, totally
Bumping with content
>705948155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXkooSarImc
>>705948376
I'm going to kill myself
>>705945243
>someone's self promoting
>>705948637
>>705945850
u must be new here, nigger
>>705945944
>>705948376
Front butt has a blackberry
>>705948923
>>705945243
Yurotrash actually believe this
>>705945850
And?
>>705948926
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705948376
Those velcro shoes tho
>>705949681
>>705948376
Simply amazing
>>705949681
>>705950086
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>705950086
lost
>>705950566
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705950500
wait what?
>>705950736
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>>705948376
can you catch secondhand autism cause I think I just did
>>705951060
Girl kisses her bf goodbye as she takes her retarded brother to class
>>705951360
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705951593
Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts every time some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I’ve made everyone and chuckle a bit. You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you’ll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it’s just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can’t really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, and buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don’t fool yourself, it’s HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she’ll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you’ll be watching, getting hard, and probably crying a tear or two because you know you’ll always be a forever alone faggot.
>>705951519
oh ok that's heartwarming
>>705951682
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>705951950
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Social Justice 101, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed instances of saying “check your privilege.” I am trained in being overly offended and I’m the top SRSer in the entire social justice blogosphere. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord. I will call you a neckbeard with persistence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, cissexist pig. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of differently-abled, ethnic, transqueer womyn across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the AC360 investigation, *aggot. The investigation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your erotic Internet. You’re fucking privileged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in arguing with shitlords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Jezebel.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “sexist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggressively type fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cis scum.
>>705952080
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>705948578
mfw this is actually a video.
>>705952213
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
>>705951682
edgy
>>705952713
What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.
>>705948155
Fuck Sanders old ass.
He is a pussy.
Autism the thread
>>705953003
You wish
>>705953003
Phrasing
>>705945649
This shouldn't have me fucking laugh. The iFunny watermark...time to an hero.
>>705953261
>>705946574
>>705946122
If they don't understand biology how do they grow boobs?
>>705945954
Holy fuck. This got me.
>>705953761
>Retards:1
>CIS:0
>>705952984
kek
>>705953761
>>705952451
i'm ded
>>705950500
Huh?
>>705952451
I'm fucking dead
hooooly fuck my sides
>>705951826
Yeah idk why it's in this thread tho
>>70595410
Kek'd
>>705945243
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis
>A major part of Benisi culture is the annual Perkele festival that is held at the headquarters of the Benis Charity Organization.
>>705945850
HOLY FUCK DONT GREENTEXT UNLESS YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR SHIT YOU FUCKING NORMIE NUFAG
REEEEEEEEE
>>705948578
pretty much sums it up
>>705948923
>she doesn't have the stamina
>>705954104
worth taking a look
let's spice this thread up a little bit
>>705950068
Horrible
>>705956679
Lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq-5gRLAmtw
>>705950824
What the fuck, I fuck, you little bitch? You already made the top Marines, I was involved in numerous secrets of the attack on al-Qaeda and I have over 300 confirmed pobjeda. in this gorilla and I am the best sniper in various parts of the United States armed forces. You are nothing for me, but it's just another goal. I want him to fuck precision because never before seen on this earth, mark, fuck, maybe I will come here more ինտերնետում. Think again, asshole, and I must say that I got a secret Network in the United States and Your IP monitoring, to better prepare for the storm, nit. the hurricane destroyed the worst thing called life. You're fucking dead, kid. And can be in any place and at any time, I'll be seven hundred ways, namely in Germany. I'm only a wealth of experience in the field of gun fighting, but we must use the entire Arsenal of the United States marine corps, and accept it, as you can see, it's pathetic ass, the face of the continent, you little shit if I know, only some weak, smart comments, the offender may be the language, but I can't now have to pay the price, too stupid to my own anger, you will be choking you in hell, the baby died.
>>705957339
>>705948376
This is a cosplay convention. Theyre just pretending.
>>705945649
Who is that guy for real?
>>705951682
Not sure if bait, or if retarded.
>>705945954
kek
>>705951509
kek
>>705956516
>not /pol/
fake.
>>705955014
People assume it's a cuck.
>>705950086
Can someone explain this to me
>>705952451
TOP KEK!
>>705959340
>Man and girl go into woods
>car dies
>girl stay protect sterero
>man not return
>suddenly man, door, hand, hook, car door.
>>705959340
It looks like a heavy corruption of the hook story for comedic effect. You can Google the couples hook killer story just a fake urban legend.
>>705959745
Don't forget
>I love you sweaty
That's where I lost.
>>705958855
cucks not funny, just sad
>>705950500
Topcuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0EU8BP1RsY
>>705950086
>>705962008
cannot believe i lost to this
>>705945850
Sug a benis
>>705950086
>>705961954
Houston this is sides we are in orbit
>>705957975
HAHAHA
>>705958420
it looks a little like Idubbztv
>>705963840
Kek I lost
>>705946122
wow lost this early.
always a classic
>>705963409
i have never understood this...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoowAV6Q3P7lMMlgveSa_Gw/videos
>>705950500
This is what feminists want men to be
>>705954104
Facebook tier never happened bullshit
>>705954104
HOLY Shit my sides!
Lost.
>>705965215
Why would you care if it was real or not? It's funny either way.
>>705945954
I keked.
Then I got curious and typed in my little pony into google image search. All the results were surprisingly child friendly.
>>705949414
Is that Kevin Spacey?
>>705961954
Oh my god my fucking sides
>>705961954
Does anyone else think the shooped Marky Mark looks like Jamie Fox?
>>705957975
"Came" lol
>>705951682
>>705950500
This is why home depot has the fan and rope sections so close together.
>>705948376
Damn he got the velcroes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voBxIPyZR5s
>>705958420
Idubbbz reviewing pickles in a sewer.
>>705948376
hahahahahha shit im gonna save that , thats how average anonymous look like
>>705950086
>>705950736
>>705951682
ew whale nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmwvOZbaTmM
>>705948923
wait a sec new simpsons episodes are being still produced ? i thought it ended like 10 years ago
>>705950500
dunno what you retards think but for me it looks like those 2 who kiss on the cheek are girls
Please turn my stupid face into a meme, I got plenty of them.
>>705971289
Use a shotgun first and then we'll meme you good.
>>705971585
I have no guns, only a stupid face.
>>705967740
fuck
>>705971485
Decent reaction but no meme
>>705971289
>>705971367
>>705971485
>>705971440
We at Bitcoin would like to introduce, the bitfag. It looks like a faggot and guess what. It really is! Not only does it smile like its father beats the ever living fuck out of it when it crys in public but, it can also turn it's head and choke on dick that you didn't even know was there. It's a small change but it means so much. Please, enjoy the new face of Bitcoin and start trading faggots today.
>>705972117
Yes. More. Please. I want to become a well known meme, I look like fucking cancer.
>>705946574
>49 likes
>>705972361
Get me a better image maybe you can download the clover app and post something with a little bit more quality then I'll post it to a 12k ifunny account that I share with another anon.
>>705972548
I see, thank you. I have a very wrinkly face when I make expressions, so I'd like to see how far I can get.
>>705946122
Otherkin are bullshit and all, but for "regular" trans (male to female and vice versa), it has been scientifically proven that they are biologically different from you and I. Something is seriously fuck in them and that's why they can feel like they were born in the wrong body.
Must really be a pain in the ass I respect their courage.
Fuck the otherkin and all the transgender using it as a trend tho.
>>705950500
the guy she kisses is her bf, the "cuck" is actually her mentally retarded brother, whom she is leading to class by the hand.
>>705946122
Losted
>>705972781
With quality like that you'll get about as far as this thread or the next before fading. Get some lighting in there.
>>705950086
Holy shit it's been years since I've seen this. Thank you based anon
>>705948376
Omg Mountain Dew holster help me
>>705972856
"Scientifically proven to be genetically different."
This is false although it has been proven to be a mental disorder called gender dysphoria, it has not been linked to genetic mutation and is believed to be caused by an experience or circumstance.
>>705973298
I see! I'll be sure to take better pictures next time, maybe then I can become a meme that everyone will use!
>>705973535
I read they have hormones disorders actually. It's not just in their heads.
>>705948376
lost
>>705973691
Hormonal imbalance is often caused by a stressful experience. Meaning you can get yelled at feel weak and think that you are better off as a woman.
>>705949414
lost it. ebin bred lads
>>705962513
Yeah that's how old that stupid story is.
>>705945243
The fuckin boker for China made me lose it.
>>705972856
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
>>705964521
Freesh shavacadooo
>>705973535
this, & the reason why this has gone out of control is just because lots of psichologist/psichiatrist are just as faggots themselves...
>>705954104
Crap thats just poor photoshop skils. Fucking FB.
>>705945243
There's absolutely nothing wrong circumcision
>>705967740
Nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tw8WrFdv8Q
>>705950086
but who was phone?
