New waifu claiming thread!
Previous Thread: >>705933743
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Erica claimed
>come faggot claiming Cirno as his waifu
Calamity-masu'd
Out for now
Reporting
>mfw this thread
>>705943381
>wasting good lysol on strangers
Wow, I would never use it on anyone other than myself.
>>705943203 [mercy]
Yeah I feel ya. I've worked in retail for years and it only strengthened whatever stereotypes I believed in
>>705942799
>eli
Never heard of it
>>705942917
>M'smugger
OOOOOOOHH I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT. That IS funny! Never seen FMA. And if he's voicing sebas, it'll be a good. Love sebas
>>705943684
Manliest ship.
>>705943726
Just wait for Edgedeath
>>705943726
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, you are welcome to enjoy your stay if you would like though
>>705943203
>Ejection port
Dirty boy :^]
>Velcro?
I could put that on so many things.
>>705943363
>>705943586
Aw Yiss!
Glory!~
>>705943814
Its pretty fun, its a survival colony type.
Disgusted by your weakness
You have no right to live
To know you is to hate you
But your life's yours to give
>>705942078 (Mercy)
The Stump is probably pro gun, if only because his son is super pro gun
>>705942288 (Holo)
Its not that hard to make
>>705942799 (Elle)
Noice tactics
>>705943203 (Mercy)
LEWD
>>705943950
>>705942634 (guy who couldn't get dubs)
I doubt it, but i guess its possible.
Im the one who sometimes posts these: >>705943571
And i used to make really bad photoshop images like these: http://imgur.com/a/8xrdv
>>705943942
You made them proud.
>>705943800
Nice dubs. I've noticed sandniggers reek of cologne and injuns LOVE all the cheapest shit we sell, especially meatballs.
>>705943942
Yes I am~! But I'd really rather just put a sling on her and cram my bolt down her muzzle and make her swallow a magazine's worth of my ammo for every war crime she committed.
>>705944031
Good. And I am very lewd.
still here
>>705943348
>Yuuko
I'm not looking for any anime though.
>>705944031
I'm sweating like I’m in a rave
Been in this room for 3 days
Think I’m hearing voices
Paranoid and think I’m seeing ghost-es, oh shit
Phone keep ringing but I cut that shit off
Only time I use it when I tell the dealer drop it off
>>705944031
Galil was shit in black cops
Eye will NOT be off by 1!
Eye'm a genius!
>>705944031
No Mercy. Death To All Enemies.
>>705944188
My lil colonists are happy about the lack of enemies, genocide a 10/10 idea
>>705944282
>Wew
Lewd.
>>705944286
Congrats on not dying spontaneously.
>>705944286
>>705944437
You're right, you're not off by one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXF6jyWg7TY
>>705943571
Nice waifu
>>705943622
I used to be borderline obese until I took a physical health and education class and learned about all the downsides and dangers to being overweight. I've since lost a ton of pounds and have bulked up a bit at a gym. Just takes concentration.
>>705944286
It is both a blessing and a curse.
>>705944490
>
>>705944441
Yeah!
>>705944554
Best waifu
>>705944447
yeah its pretty hard to do
>>705944490
hi there alice
>>705944554
dont see how its a blessing
>>705944590
>>705944282
Lewd is rewd
>>705944297
I don't know who that is
>>705944430
Literally best gun, maybe you're just shit at using her?
>>705944441
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>>705944437
See?
That wasn't off by 1!
>>705944110
>>705944541
meme?
>>705944297
It's fun, join us
>>705944286
>>705944441
Very lewd. Guess you could say I went... Full-bore.
>>705944699
Nice dubs. But I'm oh so good at it!
>>705944699
No.
See the stats on the gun
Oddly the M14 and Ak47 were the best two
>>705944699
It's Danny Brown.
Upcoming heavy traffic
Say ya need to slow down
Cause you feel yourself crashing
Staring in the devil face
But ya can’t stop laughing
Staring in the devil face
But ya can't stop laughing
It’s a living nightmare
That most of us might share
Inherited in our blood
It's why we stuck in the mud
Can’t quit the drug use
Or the alcohol abuse
Even if I wanted to
Tell you what I’m gonna do
I’ma wash away my problems
With this bottle of Henny
Anxiety got the best of me
So popping them Xannies
Might need rehab
But to me that shit pussy
Pray for me y’all
Cause I don't know what coming to me
Bought a 8 ball of coke
And my nigga on the way
Got 3 hoes with him
And they all tryna play
>>705944799
No thank you.
>>705944142
Might just be me getting my hopes up. Regardless, it's nice to see you on the threads again. And uh, nice waifu?
>>705944604
Glory To Sandune!
>>705944699
GLORY TO KHORNE!
>Slaanesh is pleased.
>>705944821
Top kek.
>>705945087
Best waifu
>>705944687
Well you'll always be raring to go when duty calls.
And it makes a good kickstand when you're asleep.
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn¡¯d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
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epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin¡ SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!¡¡¡¡ CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh¡. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D
>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID!
REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>705944973
B-but..The art!
>>705945221
You should be excited too mai
>yuuko
>>705944282
I worked hardware stores, and I've never seen one who looked like he knew wtf he was doing
>>705944821
If you must,then continue
>>705944950
Neither of those have 35 boolits do they?
>>705944973
Is Danny Brown brown skinned?
>>705945110
Khorne Flakes are made with 100% real human vertebrae
>>705945193
Post=Hidden
>>705944687
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is a thing, so obviously you're stronger than them at least.
>>705945313
DIYers, breh.
>>705945347
>literally anything but the Emperor
>>705945110
<3
>>705945308
Why
>>705945258
I could go to /c/ or /hr/ for art. Or google or pixiv or booru or yande.re.
>>705945347
He's black.
I want to have sex with Mari.
>>705945484
Hello green haired girl that isn't CC
>>705945643
because...
new stuff...
https://i.4cdn.org/a/1475181017828.jpg
>>705945347
Kek.
>Mfw for the Greater Good tho.
>>705945618
<3
What're you up to, cutie? ^^
>>705944799
hi
>>705945183
how often does that happen? i dont think that that is the intended use
>>705945484
well yeah SIDS would have had to have happened like 20 years ago. now all i have to worry about is like a stroke or something
>>705945221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhbF5rtAPlM
please kill me
>>705946134
I've watched all of these
>>705945825
More than you'd think, less than you'd hope.
>>705946168
why?
>>705945516
yeah :/ Even professionals.. makes you rethink before getting renovations done by someone else.
>>705943942
So another rim's world?
Only survival colony game I played was virtual villagers
>>705944043
Noticed
>>705945822
Watching youtube like always.
>>705946237
twice a year?
>>705946258
because
Sup guys.
rollin
>>705945776
Well hello there, Reaction Image Anime, nice to meet you.
>>705945825
That's just what SIDS wants you to think.
It's waiting for you to become complacent, and then it gets ya.
>>705946628
what kind of cancer did you contract?
>>705945516
>HFY
>
>>705945675
Fucking normies coming on my board REEEEE
>>705945822
>Spehss Elf's
>
>>705946449
Neat. But yeah this is basically a 3D minecraft esque survival thingy
>>705946492
Nice, any favourite Youtubers? I'm partial to Critikal and TFBTV
>>705946825
>Space Weeb Commies yo.
>>705946658
Yuuko has the best reactions.
Welcome beautiful
>>705946741
Cancer of the aids variety.
>>705946825
Hmm?
>>705946658
id be ok with that. besides more important things to worry about
>>705946928
>Weaboo communists
Shit+shit does not equal something good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhz6rzo4wwk
^ you guys fuck this shit? This guy is my man.
>>705947004
better than having crippling depression right?
>>705947210
Yeah, but also Big Mechs.
>>705946928
Just watching random stuff.
>>705946515
Probably about five times every few months. Surely I'm not the only one here who frequently wakes up with the urge to wank, right?
>>705947219
Probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roFdib5s3Is
I've watched this entire video.
>>705947366
I'm pretty sure every 40k faction has big mechs
>>705947410
I don't
>>705947410
oh i thought you meant more than fap
>>705947591
hi
>>705947591
Hi
>>705947591
Privyet
>>705947463
I didn't expect your cancer to be that bad
is it contagious?
>>705947410
sometimes you just have to do it ;^)
>>705947405
Nice.
>Mfw just clicking videos that sound good for hours
Best way to spend and afternoon.
>>705947550
But do they have the Rapetide?
>I didn't think so.
>>705947550
Wierdo.
>>705947623
In that case it's every day.
>>705946938
Thank you, thank you.
How was your day?
>>705947188
What could be more important than SIDS??
>>705947787
Its almost 930
>>705947803
wait whats every day?
>>705947856
not being alone
>>705947885
Its only 7:23 over here, so its basically cozy time.
>>705947856
My day is over. And even though i just got here i should probably leave in order to be a functioning adult. So maybe i'll see you later anon. Have a good one.
>>705947126
Bye precious, have a good day at school tomorrow
>>705948121
Fapping. Sometimes more than once.
>>705947782
Very.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ7w_tvo4VY
>>705947787
Do the Tau have the Baneblade?Or Creed?
>>705947803
I just don't jerk off every day man.And never in the morning.Sometimes when I have a free day I'll jerk off 3+ times, my record is 11.
Also, does anyone actually use lotion or is that a meme?
>>705948121
You're never alone if you're posting here.
>>705948183
Have a good one, we'll talk later.
>>705943511
>Discussion is welcomed
Has anyone seen Doll-Chan? I miss my waifu
>>705948505
The Baneblade is nothing compared to the might of the Rapetide.
>Creed
Sadly no, but we can stealth a lot of units ^^
>>705946928
Sounds like rust but colonized
>>705944554
The only thing he concentrates on is her.
>>705948325
oh its about every 2 days for me and more than once i find err tiring
>>705948594
i guess so
>>705948702
No, not in a week or so I think
>>705948738
Baneblade is fucking radical though
>>705948785
Its a lot of fun, I like running colonies ^^
>>705949027
Will admit, the Baneblade is beastly and amazing.
>>705949014
Well you're not just talking to super intelligent AI.
>>705948399
sounds horrible
hope i don't watch it :^(
>>705943511
>>705949272
How did you get that pic of OP? Did you hack him or something?
>>705949272
Nice nose.
>>705948505
Not lotion, but water-based lube sometimes. I've heard one cut guy talk about using lotion to keep his head moisturized.
>>705948828
Try telling him she doesn't like fat tubs of lard.
>>705949014
Well you gotta take breaks. . . Most of the time. Sometimes I'll suddenly wanna go again with, like, two minutes, which is where the blessing/curse comes from. Friction burn is a bitch.
bing bong
>>705949237
still its not the same as in person
>>705949487
well i just dont feel like it ever really i just try to relax after
>>705948505
I use lotion if I have it.
Otherwise I use baby oil or spit
>>705949761
Hello there.
>>705946449
>
>>705949130
Original Chaos warriors were pretty neat as well, they looked like Gothic viking warriors in full plate and shit
>>705949487
I'm cut and I've never needed to moisturize.
>>705949914
The one time I used lotion I couldn't even get any sort of grip and afterwards my skin stung and felt slimy.
>>705949898
It may not be exactly the same, but it's close.
>>705947591
Hi.
>>705948183
Oh. Sorry I'm late. Goodbye, and thanks. I'll try.
>>705950167
You have to wash it off.
>>705950167
It's supposed to be slick and slimy. That's what makes it good. Though the stinging thing is weird. . .
>>705949898
Well it is a good way to tire yourself out for sleep.
>>705949487
You see
Even if I told him that, he will still go after her
If she doesn't pick up the phone
He will call her mother
If she doesn't pick up
He will call her stepdad
If he doesn't pick up
He will come over
If he isn't let in
He will crawl through the fucking window
>>705950102
Hey, what's up?
>>705950167
Lunar Wolves are pretty fuggin neat.
>>705950508
I did though
>>705950615
It feels weird.My skin is a bit sensitive to some things though, I can't wear metals except silver and gold for too long or I start to get a rash.
>>705950783
Eating whilst contemplating my life
What about you?
>>705950277
yeah i guess
>>705950615
well it is an activity
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>705951003
>can't wear silver
VAMPIRE!
KILL IT
>>705949130
Look at Mr. Mayor here. What colony games would you recommend?
>>705951282
I love garlic though
>>705950102
I'm your puppet now? Oh dear me
>>705951385
>I like what I see
>>705950763
What you say bout my waifu
>>705951498
>Ditto
>>705950671
>suggestion
>>705951520
I didn't do it, it was that guy over there!
>>705951606
Thighs a best
>>705951671
where?
>>705951188
playing wow with a friend. what you eating?
>>705951385
Shinoa!
>>705951748
>Thighs
>>705951789
He ran away. Maybe you can catch him if you run fast enough?
>>705951003
Try water-based stuff. Your problem might be the oils.
>>705951220
The best kind of activity.
>>705951276
Hey Syndra.
>>705951937
sure
IM FAST AS FUCK BOII
>>705951473
A cute one at that.
>>705951880
Chicken flavored top ramen!
>>705951748
>>705952049
GOTTA GO FAST
>>705943571
>>705951220
Are you okay? You sound down in the dumps.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py5ze4F-gLs
>>705951634
She's thinking about it.
>>705951748
>>705951934
>
They're lovely
>>705951880
Hey emi! What's up?
>>705952078
Should I fear on which strings you'll pull on?
>>705952205
Night
>>705951934
>a best
>>705952179
>facial expression
>pose
>thigh
10/10
>>705952405
That they are
>>705952011
im not so sure about that
>>705952189
yeah perfectly fine just playing some warframe
>>705951880
ohhh shit, beef and chicken are my shit
>>705952405
wow and smoking. how about you?
>>705952584
Okay just making sure.
How is the warframe going?
>>705951748
>>705951934
Someone say thighs?
>>705952584
Yeah but I am, and based on nihilism and solipsism that's all that matters.
>>705952474
Will I score over 10 if I find a better pic now?
>>705952405
I'm a gentle one, I promise!
>>705952777
Them trips! Same here; I didn't stock up on a 100 pack of them for nothing!
How'd your day go?
>>705952814
well just grinding out basic supplies and credits. yourself?
>>705953093
i mean wouldnt it be better with another person?
>>705953486
Just enjoying a place that I'm new too. Getting some things done, and thinking about what I need to print out for DnD tomorrow.
>>705953168
it went alright. I get paid tomorrow and im buying my new graphics card. How was your day?
God I'm tired
>>705953105
It's a possibility, yes
>>705953093
m-maybe
>>705953486
Oh. If we're considering that then yeah, definitely. I was just thinking about stuff to do on your own.
>>705953704
new place? ive never done DnD myself but some people from thread have played
>>705953986
Yeah, new start in a number of different ways.
Are you familiar with it at all?
>>705952049
>>705952185
Did you catch him yet?
>>705953963
Very well, I will keep trying.
>>705953778
It was pretty boring. Ended up really sick, so I had to stay in bed for most of the day. I do have a job interview to look forward to tomorrow, so there's that. Lucky you on the graphics card; I'm jealous.
>>705953977
oh ok yeah that makes more sense
>>705954153
just what i could sort of gather from chats so its probably not very accurate at all
>>705952474
The ones tight around the legs are amazing
>>705952777
You and your smokes
>>705953168
Pinky promise?
>>705953963
Don't be
>>705954627
Well I could definitely try to explain some concepts, so you have a better understanding if you'd like.
