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>>705924048
How many dicks have you taken thus far?
You look weird
>>705924048
Recommend it?
Is that herpes on your chin? Or is it just chafed from your boyfriend's balls?
Should I join? Is it worth it?
Aren't you just cannon fodder?
>>705924161
It's shit but worth it learn a new language shoot for free if your new you get hazed same as every military hardest part is learning the French but it comes with time
>>705924048
did they teach you how to surrender or is that just natural
>>705924347
Don't forget about the dicks you have to take up the ass
Just how gayhomosexual are you?
>>705924347
yeah, French was always a weak language for myself. Does sound like an alluring lifestyle though I have to say. Stay safe mate.
>>705924156
Merci mon nigga
>>705924397
Every french baby is born with a white flag
Scandinavian?
Did you have to learn the french language?
>>705924308
Close to it but we're trained cannon fodder
>>705924048
How many rapes have you committed?
>>705924185
Mortar burn
>>705924048
No shit i have actually been considering this for about 3 years but im 29 now and worried i'd have a hard time picking up french. were you a /b/ tard before the legion?
>>705924048
What's the kill ratio for "brown people" to "not brown people" that you have achieved so far?
>>705924048
Is there lots of rape?
Do you know the story of Karl Peters?
Is it as undercover as they say?
>>705924048
Do you make lighter guns to run away faster?
Some fatass teacher I had told me to join this even though I wanted to join either the Marines or the Army. Evidently, I was unable to join either.
>>705924048
Do you still have access to a Legion run brothel?
>>705924397
No one here is French so no
>>705924347
>>705924468
Wanted to ask, what was involved in your hazing?
>>705924048
You look part white, part Chinese, and part nigger.
>>705924048
Do you prefer your fork in your right or left hand?
>>705924683
Anus
>>705924589
Yes I was
Do you go through anything similar to SERE where you learn what to do if you're tortured?
>>705924589
Just do it we all just wake up one day and do it
I wanna join the British Army but if course The ffl are the best.. how can I prepare for the military best?
>>705924799
and just how much are you going to get your ass kicked for having a phone wile not being an NCO and doing your first 5 years???
>>705924799
Any advice for young /b/tards about how awesome killing and rape is?
Any Russians there with you?
What are you wanted for in your home country?
>>705924048
Is it true that you get ass fucked during training by the cadre?
How could you possibly have a phone when the only thing you have after the visitation is your wallet?
>>705924956
You get your phones wen u get to regiment no big deal your name changes but it's possible to get your regular name back after 3ish years
>>705925065
Goddamn endless here if you speak English you stick with the English mafia here it's the only way we survive
>>705925184
seriously, i was under the impression you dont get to own a phone till your 5 years is up. where you at OP, 1rei/2rei/2rep?
>>705925184
Your name changes?
>>705925102
Kicked out of marine corps for cocaine wanted to do more deployments while I was young
>>705925342
Rep
>>705924048
Are you having fun?
What is your background, did you have military career before joining?
How many guys there are with glasses?
If so, do they participate on every normal training like everyone else?
What is the ratio between nationalities - is it still filled with eastern european guys who just come there to earn salary?
I was joining 10 years ago but now I'm too old and needed to think about my career first. It was close trying but I thought I might not be good enough physically. Mentally yes.
ave, true to caesar
Many Scandinavians with you?
I heard that the Scandinavians were usually the first ones to desert.
>>705925494
It's like 90 percent eastern Europe Russian Moldovan romanian Ukraine those fuckers and like 8 percent brazilian and 2 percent British American south african
Canadian infantryman here. What made you choose the legion instead of your own country?
>>705925570
Love fallout>>705925757
Left the marines because I got booted for cocaine I have a good friend here who's Canadian
>>705925476
Nice, i have my AFF (accelerated free fall) licence would that help me get in to the REP? you're starting to make me thing about it again, im going to Germany in 4 months..
Can you go ask Bunk Lewis why his sister is such a slut?
>>705924048
We get it, you surrender
>>705925711
Sounds horrible if that's true.
>>705925866
It will and won't if you want rep and your good at fitness you'll make the rep because a lot desert from here so there's always space the shit part is castel but after that your in the real legion and your equals will just be icing on the cake you'll just be more prepared for jumps that newbies
Any tips for someone going in january?
>>705926207
>Any tips for someone going in january?
Just surrender first thing when you get chance.
>>705926207
Just act crazy confident in your interviews at aubagne don't be cocky just very sure that the legion is for you and you won't desert
>>705926360
Id sooner die than surrender
>>705926418
Thanks
>>705924924
I'm in the British army, dont be fat dont be stupid and dont give up.
>>705926180
yeah i keep getting the impression that fit, fit and fit is the key being a good candidate. and can you settle something for me, is the REP actually in Syria? the french government are vauge about it but the reports keep coming out???
>>705926418
>Why did you want to join ffl?
For military career and adventure.
>>705926484
Lol blitzkrieg
>>705924048
Is that red chin consequence of the balls of your comrades hiting it?
This is now Adolf thread!
Any pics in ur dress uniform?
Always thought that uniform looked badass af
>>705924048
Bon, spèce de /b/âtard, t'attends quoi pour buter des gens au bougnoulistan ?
>>705926543
Yea being smart doesn't get you far here I maxed the intelligence test it's pretty much an autism test so Im not bragging really but some retards fail it and it's basic as fuck being fit helps but I've seen them take questionable fitness types because they have a reason to be there and they know they won't desert. The legion has the highest desertion rate of any military
FFL = we'll take any pieces of shit to come and fight for us since our natives are too busy offering their wives to muslims.
If you're in a country with a decent military please just join them.
British army regulars are above the FFL in profesionalism. Well they're the best trained regular army in the world but small in numbers.
>>705927136
>British army
>above FFL
No m8
Why did you join?
Is 26 too late to join?
Where do you take part in operations (country)?
>>705927136
i meant the parachute regiment*
>>705927495
Still no
>>705927136
Well put your boner away red coat. I agree if you can go Brit mil I would Ffl is very unprofessional but it's a legion and it dope men are men here we drink beer and ranges after shooting which I never in my life would have done in the us marines that just one example
Is 17 too early to join?
>>705924048
Is that a FAMAS?
>>705927617
>FFL aren't special forces.
Paras are held in much higher regard. It's just true, sorry anon.
>>705925880
Assuming htis is a mate of yours, I second it
>>705924048
The FFL: advanced pacifism
you hear about the dude in the 13eme dble who cut his face off?
>>705927658
Dude, punctuation is a neat thing. Try to use it please, makes reading so much better.
>>705927696
Bro where you from try your mil first. And 17 and a half is minimum
Do you even war bro?
>>705927911
Ireland but my mil is a no go (criminal convictions)
>>705927881
yes. it was midnight and he went out for a cigarette. he used his knife to cut his face off to be his best friend.
>>705927910
He's a former Marine, I'm surprised he can even spell anything correctly with all the Hoo-rah! coming out of his ears.
>>705927881
When did that happen?
today my nigga!!!! too excited to tomestamp it, but here ya go
>>705928054
Shit mate what did you do?
i have a record of drunk & disorderly and assault. british army let me in
>>705927081
i see what your getting at, i guess commitment is a pretty big deal when it comes to the legion but im down! i appreciate your insight /b/ro. its the occasional thread like this that still makes /b/ slightly worth while.
>>705928190
16 charges
Theft
Assault
Vandalism
Burglary
>>705928161
My nigga!
>>705928161
why do you have such soft fingers and hands? if you really were working hard you'd have different texture on your palm. now it looks like soft little boy's fat fingers.
Why are French people such faggots?
On a scale of 1 to 10.1 being cowards while 10 being collaborators where are the bulk of French people on the list
>>705928392
im not sure but you could try joining the british army i would recommend it
>>705924048
what the fuck, Winter?
>>705928161
What the fuck dude where u from and what regiment
>>705928427
get a load of this guy..
>>705924048
How did you get in?
What is the acceptance rate? It's my dream to get in.
>>705928637
Ye was thinking of it since there juvenile charges they get wiped when im 18 but iv been wanting to go to the ffl for a while now i was thinking if i dont get in try for the royal marine commandos and if not the irish army
How does it feel to work for a country that wont even include you in their regular armed forces just because youre an immigrant? Is the pay worth it?
>>705928975
well, good luck mate royal marines are tough, im headed for the parachute regiment. peace
>>705929248
As a career it can be good. Salary gets higher longer you serve and you get bonuses from dangerous locations. If you go to Djibouti your salary is much higher than staying in France scrubbing toilets for the Legion. After 5 years you can get French citizenship too.
>>705924048
How often did they rape you?
>>705929475
>headed for the parachute regiment
not the anon you were talking to but holy fuck, you're in for a ride. Hope you're in peak physical shape
>>705924048
how many buttholes did you touched with this chin?
>>705929718
oh i wouldnt be doing it if it wasn't a challenge.
>>705924048
how does it feel knowing that just a simple US marine grunt is a superior soldier?
>>705924048
What rifle is that?
Assuming its a famas
>>705929966
you got balls, I'll give you that, I heard the paras get sent to some really dangerous deployments in small units
how old are you? you have any sports background?
>>705924048
shit that was quick
>>705930088
FFL doesn't use famas anymore. They are using Swiss made AN4-L pressurised rifles.
>>705930118
Hockey. Marines. Legion.22 years old.
>>705930118
21 i boxed for a few years but i played football my whole life. I'm pretty fucking fit i run 5 miles pretty much every day.
>>705930297
My ass we use the FAMAS Filan and FAMAS valo next up in line is the HK
>>705929475
If you can run with a hiking rucksack filled with 20kg of sand for ten miles in under two hours, do about thirty push-ups with your elbows tucked in, and think that you could improve these stats dramatically all whilst living in the usual horrible never-ending bootcamp lifestyle then you might have a chance. Expect to be booted into another regiment if you can't cut it.
>>705930484
i assume you mean european football as in soccer? What position do you play?
It's a really underrated sport here in the US, ive played it a few times and the stamina needed is insane
>>705930685
Oh, and expect to run a mile and a half in around nine minutes!
>>705930497
AN4L= ANAL
Serious question here. No shitposting involved. Are the rape stories real? Have you heard of any legionaire or legionaire in training getting raped by superiors?
And what happens if you wanna leave before the 5 years end?
>>705924048
OP one of my friends joined a year or so back and before he left he said his biggest problem with it was dudes sticking their dicks in your ass.
Was he just joking or is this a bigger issue than other armies?
>>705930685
That's what im gonna find out, but getting into the paras would be a massive achievement and sense of pride i was a fucked up kid so gotta make my family proud somehow.
>>705930763
yeah soccer, i'd play center mid or sometimes out on either of the wings, made it to county level when i was like 16 17 but just got boring.
>>705924048
Gimme da puss puss
All these rape jokes are gold. Keep up the good work anons.
>>705930964
its real if you get on the wrong side of someone while in there
>>705930956
Let me think for a second... You are claiming this is not real?! You must be a genius!
>>705931093
you got high pain tolerance?
you aware they literally torture you in the paras right
>>705931310
What if someone gets on the wrong side of you?
What would someone have to do for you to feel justified raping them in revenge? Like if they accidentally shot you or took a shit in your backpack?
>>705931310
how does that happen? surely they just cannot straight up bully someone until they reach breaking point
>>705931423
how do they torture you? not heard that.
>>705931530
they pinch you from balls...make you shit in a pot and then eat it...also when you sleep they might piss on you to wake you up...
>>705931477
I wouldnt rape someone
>>705931500
what you have to understand is the FFL accepts literally anyone regardless of their past. So a lot of criminals end up joining, and sometimes they join at the same time as one or two fellow criminals.
>>705931704
shut the fuckkkk up you dopey cunt
>>705931530
beating, drowning, sometimes even electric shock. Just don't run your mouth
>>705924048
How does it feel knowing your Country is full of a bunch of pussies?
Even your President is a pussy
>>705931792
Not even if they are European drug lords that kidnapped your daughter and you are Liam neeson?
>>705931972
id kill or beat the shit out of them but not rape
>>705928161
Nope.
Fake and gay nigger faggot.
>>705931880
they dont do that shit to the SAS let alone the paras you lads been watching too much james bond
>>705931704
Did you have prior military experience before joining the FFL? I read an article online of some guy that said not to bother trying to join if you don't have prior experience. Is that a try statement?
>>705932202
holy shit!
>>705931972
I thought they do a background checks and all and only accept if they don't have any serious crime. Small crimes are maybe tolerated but you are not able to join if you have serious violent crimes for example.
>>705924048
Why didn't you join a proper army?
>>705924048
is that dean winchester?
>>705924347
When are you guys going to clean up that muslim problem you have going?
Can You joine any regiment of your choice ?
