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PROVE YOU'RE AN OLDFAG
>>705918608
This guy diddled his daughter
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oops
@705918608
I've been here all sumer and half autumn, I even hacked my ID to Heaven once.Definitely not a noobfag, 100% oldgay
>>705919100
What was her name?
I understand the culture of /b/
Doesn't matter how long I've been here, I'm a veteran of this war.
Oldfags tend to stay off of /b/.
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
Sucked Freddie Mercury's dick.
Was reading MostlyHetero short stories since 2004 when he actively posted on /b/.
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>can I be in your cool club.
>>705919286
I managed to switch my ID heaven too. Its really not a hard thing to change once you figure out the settings page xD
>>705918608
sage'd
Row Row Fight the power?
candy ass newfriends
>>705918608
do you fucking roody-poos smell what the rock is cooking?
>>705918608
my vintage fingerbox
am i doing this right? i've been here all summer
>>705918608
I like feminine penis
too soon
ITTY BITTY BABY
Since 2005
>>705918608
Noku
I win.
>>705918608
I was recently informed of your affection for the water type Pokemon, Mudkip.
>>705920660
Holy keks that's gold
>>705918608
Faggot
fuck you
>>705918608
You can't, the old fags abandoned this place a long time ago. Like everything else on /b/ its a trap.
>>705920761
None of that is old you fucking newfriend.
been here since when "trap" was still a warning
>>705921134
>Implying that I haven't been shitting up this board since 2001.
aol://2719:2-2-WaReZ
its a meme, you dip
>>705921188
>>705921275
o god why
>>705921378
These shitty memes always get me for a reason
Was here with The Surgeon
>>705921275
>2001
is she epin /b/?
>>705920503
deady mercury
>>705921519
>+-2009
>Old
i post shitty doge memes
>>705921134
Holy shit the most accurate thing i've read on /b/ in years.
>>705919498
so.... all summer then?
10print ``OP is a fag``
20goto10
run
>>705918608
The Game
Noku in the email address.
Newfags don't remember.
>>705921676
>>705921134
>Samegaffing ones own observation this hard
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I cant
>>705921828
Fuck you, lost...
>>705921828
>>705922019
only a samefag would acknowledge such faggotry
Salty milk.
>>705918608
my back is killing me
>>705920822
I have a one like that but I have one with two holes, it's pretty rare and a prized possession of mine. Do you know of any other wooden models I could try out? I'm just starting to get into wooden finger boxes that are hand made
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring banana phone
>>705918608
Consequences will never be the same.
>>705922152
>Someone is so very, very salty over long The Game.
>>705921907
I have been proving anon is a dick since before he was born.
>>705922239
srsly youngfags, exersice your fucking back
Hurr durr I used to duckroll
>>705919907
Not true. Well, I left for awhile, but I came back hoping for funny shit.
I've been disappointed. These newfags wouldn't know funny if it tore their genitals off.
>>705918608
Lieutenants of The Horde: Master Saucer & Master Shooper
>>705922206
OP here
Holy fuck. Took so long for a person to know him.
Waha~
>>705922363
Got me. Hoisted by my own Picard.
>>705921907
Now don't you feel silly?
>>705920669
> xD
Lol!1!! Ikr smh tbh fam
>>705918608
Hello my future girlfriend.
>>705921194
Nah
>>705922628
Called out twice over one post, my eternal shame.
>>705921893
Has no one noticed my post? Isn't that how you win this game? I say something that no one remembers but it was huge a long time ago? I guess I win /b/.
Thanks for participating everyone
>>705918608
I get up to pee 3 times during the night.
>>705921275
>since 2001
15 years of life wasted doing the same immature shit on the asshole of the internet?
>dat life not worth living
>>705923153
everyone remembers that newfag fuck off
I herd u leik memes in ur memes.
>>705922628
CHARGE YOUR PHONE
>>705922508
/b/ became a breeding ground for edgy kids and trap loving closet faggots. All the oldfags moved on to bigger and better things.
>>705922513
>true oldfag detected
>>705921194
All hail Chinese Ebola-chan!
>>705923208
4chan was created in 03, you newfriend.
>>705922308
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
JULAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>705923272
What was the significance of it then niggerphile? No one called me on it either
Can anyone tell me what a newfag means? i've asked a bit but everyone just says 'fuck off newfag' or says that i'm 'bait'.
>>705923208
Lurk More, Fag
>>705923201
Common pepe
>>705923357
>Bigger and better things
>Started fucking around on less well known imageboards
>Bigger
>Better
Thanks me too 4 le kind gold le editor xD ?
>>705923208
It was a nice summer wasn't it
Wryyyy
>>705923557
finds the post you submitted instead of sending you to page 1 faggot
Monitoring
>>705923208
>2001
>4chan founded in October 2003
>Taking the bait and running with it
master troll austin wigley
>>705923357
>assuming 4chan wasnt always like this
>not using emerald pointers
>assuming people who use 4chan are capable of bigger and better
>not kys
Kys newfag
>>705921275
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
sage
xd
>>705923588
>bait
>newfag fuck off
>>705923357
b has always been a breeding ground for fags.
>>705918608
i smelt what the rock was cooking.
>>705919286
>>705920669
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>705924294
fags like you mainly
>>705924406
Indeed.
>>705923357
How long have you even been around, idiot? /b/ at least has always been a place for trap loving closet faggots.
Been here for about 15 years. Started coming here when I was 13 when I got my first computer and, began exploring the internet as one of my primary hobbies. 4chan has been my homepage ever since I found it. However, I just started coming to /b/ within the past four or five years. I mostly just lurked /gif/, /v/, and /n/.
I blame moot for a lot of my life.
I don't believe it.
>>705925585
>15 years
Board started in 2004.
Lrn2math before lying, newfag.
>>705925585
>15 years
>4chan founded on October 1st, 2003
555-come-on-now.
>>705919343
Kylie aka "vicky"
I know who WT really was.
>>705918608
Been around since the moot dayz.
None of these newfags know who moot was.
>>705925876
Where are you getting this?
It was started in 2003 as far as I'm aware. I could have been 14. Hard to say for sure. Either way, eat shit.
I was here when we were solving cicada puzzles
>puddi puddi
>>705926846
Lel I had forgotten about this meme.
>>705918608
I'm an oldfag. Prove me wrong. Protip: you literally can't.
I was here when the rock was cooking.
>>705924772
Since 07, and the content has slowlt went downhill over the years, OC is basically nonexistent and everyone is obsessed with traps
>>705926984
i remember when the pool was open...good times, since then the cancer has only grown. i believe the waters to be clensing
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>>705918608
there is barely a trap thread with photos I haven't seen #oldfag
>>705923803
That's pretty unheard of, not alot of newfags know anything about Noku.
>>705927300
>>705927382
It might be cliche to do so. But, I blame reddit.
On a side note, we really must come to the realization that an oldfag invented it as a 4chan offshoot when realizing moot's success with 4chan. We are to blame for our own demise. All the raids, wiki edits, and haxings got us too much media attention. And, thus began our unraveling.
>>705923344
Yo dawg we heard you like niggers, so we put a nigger in your nigger, then we put the nigger in your car and now it's gone.
>>705928004
mostly the raids...which is why we had the first rule which was no talking of 4chan during a raid and the 2nd rule which i can't remember because it's been so fucking long since a raid.
>>705928324
There are only two rules to fight club
you have to eat all the eggs
I have crippling depression
>>705928324
Rules one and two of the internet are:
1) you do not talk about /b/
2) you do NOT talk about /b/
>>705918608
ops is a faggot.
pic not related
>>705928442
No there's not
>>705928651
Fuck you. You are mean.
I'm 12 years old, and what is this?
Can't shoop woop
All your base are belong to us
Pedobear
Desu
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
I heard you leik mudkipz
>Ami doing it right?
>>705920274
I hate when stupid newfags get the puddi shit from knowyourmeme and think they can trick oldfags jesus
>>705928754
Its okay. Dont let that meanie get to you m8
>>705929566
No cuz I'm in your mountins killin ur doodz
>>705929391
>how do i invaded habbo
Battletoads
Roody-poo
Firin ma lazor
>>705918608
Moot is OLEV.
>>705929566
It's like being back in 2007 all again.
Black people took over memes, technicaly this is a meme
>>705929709
You seem like a pretty cool guy, you fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
But you're no match for me, so go ahead and turn 360° and walk away
>>705929961
>>705929961
Zoz, got em fam!
Actual oldfag here
Lurk moar, newfag.
>>705928090
hackers on steroids. Laugh out loud.
>>705921194
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
saw 4chan in 2009
>>705930658
Internet hate machine though?
when i was new to 4chan, i thought moot really was from mexico.
>>705928324
It's always ebaumsworld.
>>705919286
Can you please PM me how to hack ID to heaven? Thanks.
>>705930824
I was there you know, I was there when pedofags flooded this board with CP and other shit. I was there when our Lord and savior Moot banished all the pedofucks away. I was there when it happened, all on /b/day.
>>705931270
>>705931110
1 off from them quads though, RIP
where were you on nov 3rd?
>>705928891
ZOMG TEH REI
>>705918608
>>705921981
nice
but I have to ask, did you just have the notepad file ready to use it at any instance that you wanted to show off your faggotry level?
Remember when 4chan didn't have implying or reaction images?
Every other thread was a GET thread but it still feels like a completely different place looking back
when does the narwhal bacon
>>705932141
Midnight
>>705921194
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>705918608
what are dubs?
>>705921194
That shit aint even old...
>>705930608
proove it fgt
>>705920822
lol wuts a fingurbaks XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>705932344
>>705931938
snacks is still alive tho <3
>>705918608
I don't like going to his house. He's always serving salty milk.
>>705932671
night at tsukihi manor (or something).
first time i clomped it to loli, I was convinced I was going to get v& fukk that was a horrible night
>>705921194
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>705918608
ЛȎƊПǬƁǓǯŭíɋțűǹšʼnЛȖƊПЍ
https://youtu.be/f99PcP0aFNE
>>705918608
Dunno about you guys, but epiphany is upon me.
>>705932344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAo7kRDrUmU
>>705932446
PTKFGS
>>705918608
Here you go
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?
prepare for trouble!
>>705921194
Ugh
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
>>705933950
And take the rubber
make it double!
>>705933340
That was the day my room turned into a calculator.
Holocauster chick.
Jesse!
>>705934334
James!
>filename
![tyrion-lannister-eyebrows-game-of-thrones[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rm4VPre.gif "tyrion-lannister-eyebrows-game-of-thrones[1].gif")
>>705934166
holy shit chcked...
I love ebola chan
....
>>705934449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA
>>705934166
>>705933468
>>705934166
>>705934648
never furget
>>705931443
2004 here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNndX9qua1o
you... dont even know
>>705934734
https://youtu.be/y983TDjoglQ?t=47s
>>705934797
The occupation of November.
Fate X and HaVoK
>>705935265
who is this semen demon?
in all seriousness, the shadow government is in full metal panic.
>inb4 implying
>>705935595
no one you would know.. newfag
>>705935265
MOAR!!
>>705935265
here's an even older one
>>705935810
I dont have a dumper anymore, just look up lolichan, theres a whole set out there somewhere... sfw too, nothing too lewd
>>705935362
Remember remember the 5th of November.
>>705936045
>>705935362
4chan is like when youhave a porn magazine, and you and your friends have fun by sharing it, but there is always that faggot who call on you and give the magazine to the teacher.
In that history you are the faggot who handle the magazine.
thats why we cant have nice things, thx for being a stupid autist.
HAY GUYZ, YLYL?
>>705923679
>>705923357
lots went to reddit.
hence the "back.to.reddit" hating era
notice how theres no more reddit hate threads
Pools closed
Step up, my Knee Grow
>>705936959
i have both versions
4chan was Leftist long ago
>>705936239
Never FORGET!
>>705918608
I actually demand tits with timestamp from femanons and I hate r8 my dick and trap threads.
>FUCK YALL
>>705918608
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?
>>705937459
>>705937675
BANNED
Come At Me
check em
>>705937675
Toaster Steve
I remember /l/ is that old enough?
>>705937165
>>705938213
he didnt an hero
Amberlamps
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>705935813
ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
Does anyone remember inspire me surgeon.
Come on, my nee gross, step up
DUN DUN
I remember when I used to consider if people came to /b/ before or after Boxxy happened as the milestone for distinguish whether someone was a oldfag or newfag, and thinking that that made me a new fag myself.
Heavens, look at the time!
>2006
>>705938611
Aww i love you too fag.
Mudkip
>>705929652
but if one would put it this way, PUD PUDDI , PUD PUDDIII,
>>705939032
I remembered the first time I saw boxxy on youtube. My dick grew 3 sizes that day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbGXRvmrNyc
I can see that I have to go nuclear
>>705918608
been here before that boi, impress much?
>>705939209
I came here just half a year before they decided to remove the child pornography
I was a /b/tard when it was still hosted on pic related...
>>705939051
Also
the moment you posted in this thread you lost
>>705939422
>>705918608
Do you have stairs in your house?
>>705927963
That shit started as would you fuck this men that looks like a women then turned into feminine penis etc.
>it was gay conditioning
>>705939627
>>705939627
>>705939627
>>705939627
Project Chanology ruined this place forever.
>>705939694
>Do you have stairs in your house?
i'm protected
>>705939752
Double oldfag
>>705939689
Now try new chocolate gigga pudding.
>>705934166
Wow
>>705939744
Project Chanology was legit awesome and basically some hardcore SJW shit relative to the anti-progressive contrarian cess pit of ideology that now infest 4chan, reddit etc
Ok, I can see I have to go to the OLD folder now
>>705939744
True...so very true
>>705920822
ive a quite similar specimen
>>705918608
>>705940097
And of course, this one.....
>>705940056
Project Chanology was not 'awesome'. It brought a horde of new people here who didn't appreciate the unique culture of 4chan. Look what Anonymous is now. It's sad and pathetic and Project Chanology is to blame for that. 4chan and Anonymous should have stayed online and never entered real life.
>>705940056
Zizek is awesome lol
>>705921194
I love you ebola chan!
>>705918608
Salty milk.
>>705940443
And pennies?
>>705939215
Youre a horny one mr grinch
One of my personal favorites: 710
>>705923533
sneeeek, a sneeek
I got here yesterday
