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sfway
eat fresh
sfway
eat dick
trips confirm dick a part of a good breakfast
>>705882374
only a cute one tho
I had crabcakes and ice cream for breakfast.
Leftovers are a strange phenomenon.
i havent had breakfast
wat shall i eat
not dicks
>>705882260 :/ that's not really it.. im just trying to figure out what you have against me so i can fix that and become a better person, appealing more
But it's difficult when people don't let me, all those things you said about me.. they aren't true and it hurts when I cant show you that
so please let me, I'm not who you think I am anymore
>>705882485
oatmeal
i'm gonna make some eggs
you should too
>>705882416
this is very important
can't be a gross dick with a tiny head and a botched circumcision
>>705882432
that's crazy
ice cream for breakfast? the absolute madman
>>705882497
nope you still seem fucking awful to me
now turn your name back on and fuck off
>>705882542
thats boring tho
>>705882565
>eggs
not in an eggs kinda mood
>can't be a gross dick with a tiny head and a botched circumcision
yea for sure.
thats the worst thing
>>705882565
well really just the crabcakes were for breakfast...the ice cream was because I wanted ice cream. So I won't have ice cream after dinner. It works out.
>>705882664
then have some prosciutto and melon ya stupid cocksucker
>>705882664 :c
I'm not wrong here
>>705882696
no im gonna have marmalade on toast and a cup of mint tea so fuck you
>>705882765
go be mentally ill with a tripcode on so i cant see it.
>>705882767
your breakfast sucks and I fucked your mom.
a banana sounds really good right now
>>705882668
gosh, cakes AND icecream...
>won't have ice cream after dinner
well well well
that would depend on what kind of ice cream it was
>>705882829
my breakfast is great and you didnt fuck my mom cos shes gay
>>705882859
i ate all my bananas tho
>>705882859
>crabcakes
>cake
Do they not have crabs in florida or something it's just a patty of crab meat
butter pecan fam
>>705882910
well yeah I'm gay too so it worked
I think chet has me filtered and is unaware of the new thread
>>705882817 I lost the tripcode btw
Seriously what did I do to you to deserve this kind of treatment
>>705882202
The same goddamned faggots keep posting garbage and don't actually add to the porn pic count, just the off topic pic count. Fucking cunts.
>ITT: Furfags spamming their own thread.
P.S. Kill yourselves. REEEEE
HAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
i dont think he knows how to filter actually
>>705882910
well
good thing that doesn't affect my breakfast
>>705882918
no i've just never had a crabcake
i don't like swimmy food
wait is this linesy being a whiney child
cut it out, dummy
>>705883115
oh
crabcakes are pretty cute tbh
>>705883108
Shit's not spamming kiddo we're just chatting with pictures
>>705882944
but u arent female
>>705883053
you didnt do anything to me
i just dont like shitty people
>this kind of treatment
ive literally told you to go away
you are just here because you love attention
this is my last reply to you.
>>705883115
eat some memes
>>705883204
whining is actually fun for him
>>705883269
>but you aren't female
I identified as female long enough to fuck your gay mom
then I genderfluided back to male
another victory for the patriarchy
>>705883269 agh for fuck's sake
You seem about as intelligent as someone who believes the earth is flat, which is what talking to you feels like
flat like his mom's ass, ayoooooo
>>705883108
Agreed, it's fucking annoying. If you MUST avatarfag at least use pictures with some sort of theme that actually contributes to the thread
for the past hour yeah
>>705883204
i imagine that they're like aquatic chicken nuggets
>>705883269
hit that sweet meme bro
>>705883420
I'm posting a cat that walks on two legs, what more do you want?
>>705883204
My mistake, I was hoping g/fur would include actual g/fur pics, not some faggots that want to fuck their dogs. Kill yourself, spammer.
>>705883331
lies
>>705883459
i will draw rye bread at you faggot
>>705883420
I'm posting dragon
>>705883459
it's a little bit more like high-tide hamburger really
little crabnuggets sound hella good now
>>705883502
I put g/fur in jewbrackets for a reason
>>705883529
OH MY GOD ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY GENDER IDENTITY YOU BIGOT
>>705883420
Anthropomorphic animals like this?
>>705883529
you wouldn't
>>705883577
BYE SICK CHILD HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK
>>705883570
yes.
>>705883593
ive dont it before ill do it again
>Administrators at Clemson University are asking students to stop referencing Harambe, claiming jokes about the deceased gorilla promote rape culture and racism.
meme police at it again
>>705883652
I'm literally going to tell GAWKER about you shitstick finna ruin your life
>>705883570
i like fish when it's deep fried
the american way
>>705883652
my finger is square on the report button
>>705883472
I want to see dicks
>>705883727
dont you hate it when your dick is upside down
>>705883806
you're talking to one
>>705883764
You're a true patriot my friend
>>705883806
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dicks
>>705883860
I'm not sure if you're attempting to roast me or what I mean it's accurate
>>705883609
Shut it.
>>705883703
gonna tell my dad who works at nintendo about you
hes gonna get you banned
>>705883764
reported for having a big butt
>>705883930
i wasn't going for the roast
just saying he wanted dick and then he's already talking to you
it's a fact
>>705883945
how's work treating you, daddy
>>705883945
chet
what is the best dog picture
I desire your expertise
>>705883952
I'll proudly hail that all day babycakes
>>705884001
they'll never ban me I have shigeru miyamoto tied up in my basement as a hostage
>>705884001
how dare you
you know i'm self-conscious about that
>>705884059
one might even call me
homo the brave
>>705884297
Oh that's right spoon wanted video of me singing the national anthem with cock in my mouth
I'm pretty sure I can do that still it's been awhile since I practiced with a dildo
>>705884059
banned
>>705884297
pic related its u
>>705884469
fug :DDDDD
>>705884385
can i have that too
>>705884469
already reported AND called a faggot
and it's only 10:30
this day's off to a quick start
>>705884523
:DDDDDDDDD
>>705884676
its almost 4pm you fucking american palm tree fag
>>705884676
If I ever do it. Should I sing it in G?
>>705884755
finland stronk and shit
>>705884755
frick off commie
>>705884852
why the hell would you do that
obviously you should sing in D
>>705884852
finland is gay
>>705884931
im not a cumunist
>>705884931
G is sort of the canonical key is the thing, and D actually...you know, I'm not sure I could transpose it down that far comfortably and I certainly couldn't do D above G.
>>705884979
oh very
>>705885019
in a bad way
>>705885110
nah fam the only problem is they're all autists who hate interacting with other human beings
>>705885150
at least its not a niggerfest like sveden
>>705885203
well yeah there's definitely tiers of awful amongst the nordics
>>705885019
low voices a nice
i hope when you get to that high note you just scream "home of the REEEEEEEEEEEE"
yknow for the memes
>>705884979
i dont trust you anymore
>>705885241
seems decent enough tho
id go to nordic
>>705885302
but im cool guy
>>705885302
FUCKING NORMIES AND THEIR ANTHEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nah I can sing it in G very comfortably, could probably go up to A but it's not CORRECT
>>705885356
Well yeah they're mostly white people that's an advantage
>>705885399
but linesy is a nordic
now i dont wana go there
>>705885476
probably a swede
>>705885519
nope
>>705885356
well i can't argue with that
>>705885399
i look forward to hearing your rendition of the anthem with a dick in your mouth
>>705885563
fuck, they're the worst though, which one is he?
>>705885577
might be a skoch more moist than normal
>>705885635
just a skooch?
>>705885675
Until the high note makes the dick's owner nut, yes.
>>705885577
yea damn right im best girl
>>705885635
im not sure but i think its norway
>>705885717
fuck I like norway
>>705885709
i haven't sucked a dick in so long
>>705885717
>girl
>>705885770
it's been a minute for me too
>>705885766
just be ready to stomp a faggot if you visit and do us all a favour
>>705885770
ok i mean girlboy
>>705885800
lets go suck eisens dick
>>705885862
>girlboy
>>705885862
I'm not very brown, but I'm browner than scandinavians, so I'm pretty sure I'd get away with it too.
>>705885905
>sharing
are you some kind of communist
>>705885949
communism can be kinda hot
>>705885993
I'd let young stalin do horrible things to my boypussy
>>705885905
yes.
>>705885912
>being brown at all
stop
>>705885993
yay communism
>>705886037
the sensation of his mustache rubbing your cheeks would tingle as he eats you out
>>705886037
I wish I could imitate his hair lol
>>705886093
can't fam my mom's a race traitor what can I say
at least she chose a white hispanic
>>705886131
salivates externally
>>705886147
yeah he put some effort in that jawn
>>705886211
taco people are pretty bad
>>705886211
HOLY SHIT.
damn
that man killed a lot of people
>>705886299
arepa people
mi papa es venezolano, no mexicano
>>705886319
that man killed more people than anyone else in human history
>>705886421
well he can certainly
***MURDER***
my ass
>>705886487
I'd disseminate his propaganda any day.
stalin is manly. ew/10
would not bang
>>705886421
pure brittish masterrace
>>705886574
>THE ETERNAL ANGLO!
>>705886615
im glad im brittish but i dont like living here
>>705886829
Your capital city is literally ruled by a Sharia-compliant Muslim.
>>705886924
london is shit anyway
muslims can have it. ill move somewhere better than uk when i can
>>705886991
Come to america, we have freedom and shit.
>>705887189
>british ameriboo
you're my kind of limey
later boys class is over
Bird dick.
>>705887251
merica
>>705887449
horse dick is better but only if cute
>>705887497
I'm not too big on horses
>>705887602
they are best
this is depressing
>>705887736
Must do admittedly have nice rumps, though I've never been big on feminine body types if it's not actually a grill.
>>705887913
welp
femboys > everything
>>705888016
Can't say I agree, though there are like, 2 or three images that get really close to it
But they're tall and basically just crossdressing, I don't know how to explain it
>>705888159
being tall is great
>>705888290
Being 5'9" is alright, I wouldn't mind being taller, I drift into manlet territory but oh well.
I actually quite like being the shorter one.
>>705888616
being tall and feminine is pretty great
tfw 6'2
>>705888716
Not bad, man.
>>705888827
its pretty great
being the tall one is dank
>>705888930
This I like, it makes me want to find those images now.
>>705887030
the best freedom
>>705890077
ill come to america and meme people
And bird butts
>>705890245
we have been keeping your british freedom warm and comfy for you
>>705890868
thanks fam.
trump for primeminister!
make the uk great again
birde
butte
birde putting things in butte
birb
>>705892549
Birds are love, even if they're big
>>705892645
Maybe I'll find the original one of that, who knows
>>705892549
penis
>>705892645
We get it, you like birds
>>705892823
context
too many flappy ass bird niggas
>>705893042
the feathers, mason
>>705893191
You guys have made my dick hard and my shorts disappear.
>>705893631
Good, good.
o thank god, it's the GOOD part of the thread again
nah
>>705893962
>>705893754
Mmm very, only a matter of time before precum shows through my briefs.
>>705894098
How leaky are you? I'm genuinely interested.
oh dear it's terrible
so leaky
>>705894151
If I'm hard for more than like a minute then it just starts flowing. I usually have to clean up a little periodically if I want to prolong the fun.
so pretty
like a broken dam in holland
>>705894326
Show or go
>>705894326
pics please
>>705894326
That's really fucking hot. Should have someone clean that up.
look at these pretty boys
you're a pretty boy dom
and some hot, hard men
ew
>>705894574
the only socially acceptable thing to do is disagree
>>705894579
That spread.
>>705894598
I also love bears.
yeah I'm vaguely disgusted by this whole thing too it's too bad I'm past delete timer
>>705894615
but it's true
you're the prettiest
>>705894659
Bears are honestly the best.
>>705894409
>>705894449
>>705894452
I know right, a mouth would mop it up no problem.
EW
REAL THINGS
my personal favourite
>>705894768
I honestly do like them quite as much as birds.
Lovely thighs and stomach. And so warm.
>>705894790
Hm, no doubt. Interesting choice of color for those.
>>705894659
get these legs out of the WAY, lemme get at that fuckbutton
>>705894672
predicated on what criterion
>>705894884
Totes worth cuddles.
>>705894884
Have to mix up the colors
>>705894856
>>705894856
>>705894856
>>705894856
>>705894864
oh christ I done nutted
>>705894892
prettiness
not that complicated fam
>>705894790
Show me your leaky cock please
>>705894892
I've always wanted to be held and fucked like that.
>>705894892
I'm quite sure someone would blow in no time if you're focusing there. Or end up moaning out until they're senseless.
>>705894940
Yes, bears are always worth cuddling.
>>705894977
Perfectly understandable. What shirt?
>>705895022
Idk if I'm ready to take it out yet.
>>705895143
Just a blue one.
>>705895008
what is unprettiness
>>705895092
it's too bad we're enormous men and no one can pick us up
>>705895143
certainly
I want to have sex with Snuffles.
Man I suck so hard at remembering which part of the brain is which
Every goddamn semester man
>>705895305
The opposite of you
>>705895296
Please baby your pre cum has gotten me all riled up
>>705895305
>>705895394
damn dissed yourself pretty hard there
what if we played the national anthem during blm riots
>>705895424
holy shit what a perfect rendition of a lionguy
>>705895296
Ah, fair enough. Not even graphic? Just a blue shirt?
Hm, what brand of briefs, then?
>>705895305
I've been fucked only once and it was the best feeling in the world, I understand.
>>705895463
I don't think I'm your opposite.
>>705895491
It'd be a great yakety sax approximant
>>705895402
Maybe in the next thread.
>>705895521
Yep, plain blue. And they are Hanes.
p
o thank god
demos
DEMOS
THE POINT WAS NOT TO BUMP THIS ONE RIGHT BEFORE IT DIED
nice
now we can all stay in this eternal purgatory together
does purgatory have gay sex or is that reserved for actual hell
oh did i do that
whoops
congrats on being the thread's own urkel
there is no fun or sin in purgatory
>>705897391
Idk, I bent over and felt nothing.
