Zoo me, baby <3
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Zoo me, baby <3
>>705865561
Neat
>>705865639
go on...
Shit. All the fun stuff slightly exceeds 2mb
>>705867466
>>705867607
Why does this girl have eels on her pussy and ass?
>>705867742
what eelse was she to do?
>>705865561
Where can I find more art like this?
>>705868294
probably on e621
you still here OP?
>>705869905
>>705869926
I wonder what mare tiddies taste like
reported
>>705870132
dirt
>>705870222
you musta tasted some amazing dirt before
I wish centaurs were real, so that SJWs would fight for my and my centaur's right to fuck eachother. Aw yeah, horse pussy.
OMG MODS MODS MODS WTF ARE YOU DOING
>>705870345
sjws don't fight for the right of cis white men to fuck anything sadly. just fuck horses anyway.
>>705870345
Centaurs are ok I guess, be better with a horse top half though.
>>705870352
Top tier degeneracy
This thread is full of win
>>705870478
how about top half = an anthro horse with big boob
>>705870445
I could tell them I'm a trans man and they'd believe me.
>>705870305
>dat drop of piss
Fuck no nigga. Why would you fuck an unwashed pussy. Who gives a fuck who/what you fuck, but why you gotta get into that watersports and shit
>>705870577
thats a little better.
>>705870624
ease up faggot. if you ain't willin to drink her piss you ain't the right man for her
If they gave you a hundred bucks, would you overcome your hate for furshit and fuck her?
why would a zoo hate furfags? they're basically the only allies we have
>>705871285
god bless carrot for drawing and animating that.
>>705871421
Where can I find more?
>>705865561
>>705871573
try /beast/ and /horse/ on infinite chan
>>705871573
he's on inkbunny. but that swf is one of a kind. mostly he draws stills like:
>>705871774
>>705871835
Appreciated.
only image of a horse 69 I have
dolphin pussy is best pussy
plebs
>>705872034
i love dolphin pussy. but marepuss is objectively the sexiest pussy in the goddamn universe.
>>705870824
>>705872034
Dolphin pussy is for fuckboi's and basic bitches
Mammal pussy master race
>>705872191
>>705872440
>Dolphin pussy is for fuckboi's and basic bitches
Mammal pussy master race
Dolphins are Mammals you dork
>>705872440
dolphins are mammals dude
>>705867587
so that's where the movie title octopussy came from
>>705872499
It's a fish, fish aren't manmals
>>705872585
no the best bait i've seen... but it is definately bait
>>705873155
>>705872585
wat
>>705872786
I didn't get what you meant, and I thought you guys were joking, but I Googled it and dolphins actually are mammals, who the fuck decided that
>>705873198
>>705867742
why are you in this thread?
>>705873342
>>705873278
we evolved from a common mammalian ancestor... they lactate, which only mammals do... live birth... separate anus and vagina, no cloaca...
lots of reasons. also, whales, porpoises, seals and narwhals aren't fish either.
>>705865688
Top kek
>>705873278
They give birth to live offspring and feed them milk through mammaries. Which is the definition of mammals.
>>705873401
Well I ain't happy about it, can't fucking stand dolphins, useless animal
>>705873278
> warm-blooded
> lungs connected to mouth and blow-hole (nostrils) rather than gills
> give birth to live young
> nurture them with breast milk
> act like dicks and have been observed raping each other
they're mammals, all right.
>>705872452
>>705872191
>>705870824
is that what owning a horse is like?
>>705873595
Derek and Clive, amirite?
CLIVE: I'd like to see every endangered species wiped off the fucking face of the Earth.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: People go, they're all moaning on, they say whales are more intelligent than human beings.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: Are they? Do you think whales and dolphins are more intelligent than human beings?
DEREK: Oh yeah.
CLIVE: Why?
DEREK: Says so.
CLIVE: Yeah, but they're not. Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
DEREK: Yeah, I can imagine that.
CLIVE: You'd like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can't-, they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn't notice many down my part of the world. I didn't see whales coming up with Union Jacks saying, "We'll fight the Boche". No, they were doing fucking all .....
DEREK: No, 'cause they .....
CLIVE: ..... swimming around the fucking sea sucking fucking plankton down!
DEREK: The whales were all Nazis!
CLIVE: They call that fucking- ..... wha-
DEREK:
No, they were whales at the rallies. Hitler-, Hitler was talking to whales.
CLIVE:
Well, that doesn't make them more intelligent 'cause, er, Hitler lost, didn't he?
I don't like dolphins either, they think they're hot shit cause they can ballance balls of their head and do stupid little tricks, people run around saying how smart they are, if they're so smart why do they get killed by plastic bags, dosent sound very fucking smart to me, stupid little faggots, they're known to molest people, and they're the fucking attention whore of the animal Kingdom , if it was legal I'd personally drive to seaworld myself and kick they're ass, fuck dolphins man, how do people actually like the stupid sons of bitches
>>705874164
they get killed by plastic bags because they don't have any arms to pull them out of their throats.
also a plastic bag underwater is almost invisible.
> how do people actually like the stupid sons of bitches
this guy.
>>705873887
no. owning a horse consists mainly of handing large amounts of money over to stables and vets. very little actual fucking goes on.
>>705874384
What do they do to contribute to society, I mean dogs are man's best friend, horses were our first kind of transport, cows provide meat and milk, all "real" mammals contribute, but dolphins do fuck all
>>705874505
.. is that... Zeus and Leda?
>>705874533
dogs are opportunists. they only hang out with people because they sometimes get scraps. horses don't have a choice in the matter; they're slaves. cows don't "provide" meat and milk - the meat and milk is TAKEN from them. do you think cows wander into the slaugherhouse thinking "that human looks hungry, i'd better DIE so they can be fed"?
why should dolphins contribute to human society anyway? what's in it for them? the only thing they might want from us is to have the japanese stop catching them with gill-nets, fucking them in the blowholes and then killing and eating them.
it's called Tokubetsuna tare, or 'special sauce'.
nigga this thread is disguting
>>705874600
hmmm, maybe
>>705874771
honestly i'm not even sure why you're trying...
>>705874779
but you read all of it, didn't you?
>>705874822
you can not begin to imagine how bored i am right now.
>>705867815
Underrated post
>>705874771
"Fucking them in the blowholes"
Fuck me, my sides
Please tell me someone's drawn a picture of this, I'm crying xD
>>705874779
I bet you at least have a semi.
This 2 mb image size is fucking annoying.
>>705874771
Maybe the Japanese have a point, fuck those fishy little faggots, the fact they're mammals like you and me makes me sick, I genuinely hate them, hope they go extinct themselves fucking losers
>>705875307
yeah, when did it happen?
>>705865561
>>705875409
Not on 4Chan much so I have no clue, restricting image size on an imageboard is fucking stupid
>>705874927
i'm looking - https://e621.net/post?tags=dolphin
>>705875516
horse cock is best cock.
>>705875405
i can only suppose from this that you approached the dolphin, who laughed at your tiny cock and swam off to do it with an orca.
>>705875580
https://youtu.be/mCGXolAc_rg?t=898
>>705875561
it might have been to cut down on the number of webms being posted, or maybe An Hiro is running short of cash to pay for the bandwidth this month.
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>>705875405
>>705875646
No I'm just sick of fact I can't sleep at night anymore cause I lie awake wondering why the fuck they exist, what is the point of them, why do people like them, what is their purpose, why do majestic animals like the dodo go extinct while dolphins knock about molesting people and choking on bags without a care in the world, God clearly dosent exist because he wouldn't let an injustice like this happen
>>705875677
I refuse to believe the made that song without laughing
>>705875977
Would you hatefuck a dolphin?
Moar real horse diqs
>>705875977
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>>705876222
>>705876078
>>705876254
But that's a human cock.
>>705876254
ban inc.
>>705876318
It's legal somewhere in the world.
>>705876059
Hell no, what I'd do is beat it's ass and tell it to grow a pair of balls and do something that's worthy of our care, it's essentialy the welfare abuser of the ocean, I work my ass off to provide for my family, I'm a patriot, yet to think these stupid bastards are essentialy being protected for doing fuck all but being a bald fishy water rapists ticks me off
>>705876299
What other cock would I put in a mare?
Its the only one I have.
>>705876404
the porn is also legal in every US state but Oregon, don't know why mods delete it and ban people.
>>705876318
Happens to me several times a day.
I don't really care.
So who actually does this?
If you don't why do you look at it?
Feral bigfoots travel around the woods searching for doe's and when they finally find one... one of them holds their head down while the other rapes it
>>705876806
Because horses are expensive
I would if I could
>>705876932
But they aren't really.
Care and feeding of one horse isn't much different from a dog.
>>705877021
I suppose, maybe I should look into it
Image limit, I have to go to bed anyway, have a goodnight anons
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>>705876432
i can't tell if your joking or not, I mean I know people can hate animals, but you really HATE dolphins, I don't get how you could hate an entire species of animal, I dislike cats but I'd never go on a rant about how I hate the whole species and start pointing out their "flaws"
Your either a really good troll
Or some kind of madman
>>705877512
I assure you I'm neither, I just don't think they're very nice animals
>>705876806
get a fucking fleshlight
>>705877977
But nothing beats the real thing!
>>705877977
Why would I do that when I have real, live mares that enjoy sex as much as I do?
They like having sex. I like having sex. We like having sex together.
>>705870784
Best post in this thread bar fucking none.
>>705875991
Ten points to the person that can explain why this, out of the entire thread, is the only thing I'm actually into.
>>705879496
No idea.
Most animals are really bad at anything like a bj. The exception would be a Calf. They are really good at it.
But in general animal mouth structure isn't designed property to work well for that.
And they lack intent.
>>705879920
I don't mean the act itself - I'm separating the fantasy from the "reality" here completely. I just mean - what about this image is attractive to me? This is definitely not my bag overall, but that one is doin' it.
>>705880147
Oh, I don't know then.
I don't get into the pictures much.
I'm one of them that actually does this.
>>705880777
Trips means he's telling the truth.
>>705880777
Horses only?
>>705867497
>>705867466
But how does it feel?
>>705870203
Pages open to 9GAG, /mlp, and male feminism. .. kys faggot
>>705879496
Because you think the mouth would be a warm, soft, wet thing that would suck on your dick while its tongue was slurping around it, adding to the sensation of doing something very forbidden yet strangely hot.
TL;DR, you might think that ramming your dick into the soft throat of an anthromorphic deer would feel nice
>>705881224
It's a meme, calm down friendo.
>>705880926
Mostly mares and bitches, but there have been others.
>>705881224
is "Not getting it" part of the meme at this point, or are people actually this fucking stupid in *every* thread it's posted in?
>>705881375
Bitches seems more appealing than mares. I'm not sure that I'm interested in fucking anything that can kill me on accident.
>>705870824
I would do it for free
>>705867607
where the fuck did you find this?
>>705881449
Lol so you wouldn't fuck anything then?
>>705881763
Man, a horse can like, accidentally push back too hard and kill you. A dog has to use *effort* to kill a person.
A whole while ago some anon posted this one comic about a girl having sex with the dog of her uncle or sonething like that idk. maybe one of you kind people whi has it could dhar it again
>>705881637
Not him, but I have the eel video and the octopus video.
>>705881869
Dog could knock you of balance and you fall back, hit your head on a corner. Boom dead. Lol
>>705881449
I think I like both equally well.
I have problems with being too large for bitches.
I think that's a common problem. Even large breed dogs really are too small to comfortably take a cock.
It's not fun when they are so tight that when you cum you can't actually cum.
Mares however are great because you can do really pound them and enjoy yourself.
And yes they enjoy it too.
>>705873398
slow clap
Anyone into calf sucking cock?
>>705883170
I've done it, feels amazing.
>>705883257
Story? Describe?
>>705883323
Not much of a story teller.
It's wet, good tongue action and suction.
Be careful though, they can get frustrated if their sucking isn't getting them any milk and head but you.
I believe calves are about the only animal they can really get a guy off by sucking your cock.
>>705883556
Did you cum down its throat?
>>705883619
In their mouth yes.
>>705883619
I'm curious as to why I always get that question.
Not just about calves, but about sex with any animal.
People always ask if I cum inside them.
Why would I not cum in them?
Is there a reason people always question that?
post links i want to download full folders of this yummy stuff
Why not make a new thread?
