dicks and butts
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dicks and butts
>>705859211
what about big meaty pecs?
>>705859322
those are nice as well
>>705859156
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mugey/
>>705859322
What about them?
>>705859530
big meaty pecs are the sex.
>>705859211
>>705859431
You still running a Type-7 as your trade build or nah? I used it for a time until I realized ASP Ex could hold roughly the same and at the same time be sturdier in shitty situations.
>>705859611
I didn't know you were in the military. Pretty cute for a pup.
>>705859727
I THOUGHT you were going to bed you MOTHER FUCKER
>>705859881
he's a naughty boi
>>705859629
If you say so.
Not for me though.
>>705859881
I elected to stay up a bit longer, I was actually having a lot of fun talking to you
>>705859976
man, that pic needs color
>>705859431
Im kinda flaccid, not today kiddo.
>>705859705
Still have this comic open in a tab. Got distracted.
>>705860082
Why would you want to talk to me.
>>705860155
I have a lot that need color.
>>705859727
top cargo capacity for an asp explorer is 128 t for type-7 its 232. i mean its roughly the same in that the top cargo capacity is near the default capacity of the type-7 but the higher numbers on the type-7 are more appealing to me
been awhile though
>>705860156
pussy
>>705860183
man..
srsly?
>>705860277
Do you really wanna look at my flaccid dick?
>>705860381
post it here
>>705860245
because I like you a lot, I've told you that a bunch of times. I know you don't believe me, but that doesn't change the fact that I do lol
>>705860277
I know the top end for the type-7 is higher but I also really like having shields and a few other utility internals as well, so it's always just been an easier road for me in the ASP
>>705860381
*raises hand*
>>705860381
is it so difficult to get a boner real quick
ill settle for flaccid
>>705854234
Cause I'm dope and I do dope shit.
>>705854347
I really don't.
>>705859801
Nothing horribly special. Air Force. Deployed once and saw combat, then went home after a while. On an unrelated note; Yay! Pictures again!
>>705860436
i feel it'll be an unnecessary caution given the upcoming ai ship launched fighters
i also dont get successfully interdicted often enough to be losing much money from dying
but i get your point
>>705860601
When's that coming out btw? I unfollowed their facebook page a while ago
>>705860428
No, there are nasty people here.
>>705860436
Stop it, you are draining attraction from other people towards me making it hard to get ass.'
>>705860467
You know what they say. If you dont use it you lose it.
>>705860183
>mfw he still didnt read the whole comic
>>705860576
So you must have taken a liking to discipline to want to be collared and have an owner.
>>705860752
wait
how is my affection for you draining attraction from others
do I have weird shaman powers that I'm unaware of or something
>>705860232
ha he's stuck
Guess gloryholes would be a lot less popular with canines
>>705860741
iunno whenever 2.2. is out
>>705860752
waiting
>>705860263
srsly, the pics are most than good, and color makes more beautiful
>>705860946
they'd just need to make them bigger
>>705860798
I've already read it before. WoW and the cat are distracting.
>>705861019
some knots are huge tho.
>>705861075
I want to rape you.
>>705860969
I need the money first
>>705860878
I hit on demos once and he said you already love me. So apparently thats enough for me to ask for.
UNTAINT ME
>>705859472
>Both pokemon and dicks are exactly the same. They cum simultaniously at the same angle into a cumsplosion as they nonchalantly pose for each other and admire each other.
Kekkers. This is hilarious.
>>705861089
and that's why they'd just need really wide glory holes
>>705861168
that's what actual pokemon battles are like, scrub.
>>705861167
I'm fairly certain he was kidding dude. I mean I do love you but I mean like, I think he was just being a dork about it.
>>705861312
it's bed time
>>705861216
Big enough for a horse, big enough for a knot I suppose. But I love naughty accidents like that. Where someone is caught in a compromising position. Got any more like it?
>>705861385
a couple I think
>>705861312
You are so ignorant, child.
who has the best butt?
>>705860862
I did, but it wasn't enough. Training was easy. Some people cried at night during basic training and I didn't get it. I understand that it was something they weren't used to, but I didn't understand their reaction to it. They made us exercise and learn things... that's it. After 6 years I got bored.
>>705861558
snarf
>>705861548
child, you so ignorant.
>>705861598
No snarf is gross
>>705861558
this guy
>>705861594
So you're wanting to be controlled much more so then? How much control are you looking to give up and how dedicated are you to being a good dog?
>>705861590
You give me too much credit for my abilities to attract.
>>705861657
snarf is hot.
>>705861810
Pics of snarf?
>>705861810
No one truly believes this.
>>705861796
well it worked on me but maybe I'm as retarded as you say I am idk
>>705861957
You are the only one who things I am attractive.
>>705861787
How much control I'm willing to give up needs to be negotiated, with exceptions. The owner has final say, although I'd like that person to take my feelings into consideration when necessary. I'm a bit free spirited, but a good dog is all I want to be. I do get embarrassed easily though.
>It's difficult to get a boner real quick
wat
>>705861810
What happened to all the other old avatards and the kiwi dude
>>705861965
Actually?. This guy is damn hot.
>>705862070
No way, I don't believe that one bit, I can't be the only one
>>705862272
That's not what people on the meetup/dating apps ive been trying have said.
>>705862137
I'm looking to assume control over most things and provide a nice, structured environment for a pup. Training is something that would be ongoing to keep you a good dog. Feeling, of course, would be taken into consideration and I'd work on helping you get past hangups too, like the one about wearing hoods.
>>705862221
snarf is super hot.
>>705862479
Nibi, u somehow have an attractive personality.
Git sum self-confidence.
>>705862479
Well they're dumb, that's all I can really say regarding that
>>705862618
Dom says otherwise.
>>705862479
Nibi, you are physically attractive.
dom is ironically a sub.
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>>705862679
Wow thanks, that totally settles my mind. (((Not)))
>>705862776
the 80s wants their joke back
>>705862764
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>>705862776
Yeah I know that's of no help, but I can't really do much else. And you already told me that you don't like it when I try to fix things I can't fix so
>>705862920
Thats a great way to handle that
>>705862742
I could say you're a great artists, but we both know better. Dont we?
>>705863018
Bed time!
>>705862578
Could I still own some things? Could I still have a job? Up to you obviously, but it would be nice.
>>705863143
See, I can listen sometimes.
>>705863063
Not really. Artist is your word, not mine. You are physically attractive, you know you are. So drop the fucking act.
>>705863077
Of course, I'm not unreasonable. Although, what you own would have some oversight and you may need to ask permission to buy things. Also, most pups tend to take ownership of things, eh?
I'm out. Goodnight, fags.
>>705863249
nite nite
>>705863214
start jerking, boy
>>705863185
Keyword is "sometimes".
>>705863214
I am average at best.
>>705862706
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>705863360
I disagree and so do you. You're stuck in your act, let's drop it for a minute. Could be fun.
>>705863308
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>705863025
if you were being serious thank you, i tend to respond like that often
>>705863360
Hey if I listened all the time then I would have stopped following you around like a lost puppy a long time ago, but I enjoy your company so therefor I can't listen all the time.
Yum spicy ramen
>>705863464
play with your penis while you talk to nibbers
>>705863464
I am immensely attractive and deathly handsome. People are merely intimidated by my intensely robust good looks.
>>705863641
>Yum spicy semen
ftfy
>>705863555
You are dumb as hell.
>>705863660
Why would I do that?
>>705863676
Maybe some would be intimidated by you.
>>705863686
That seems like it would hurt.
>>705863733
I prefer the term immensely determined <3
Anyone here like incest?
>>705863790
It's good for you
>>705863885
sure, step-brother/father is cool.
>>705863787
Wow, that was so fun.
>>705863842
I am not. Waste of time.
I...
>>705863907
But the pain
>>705864064
I know it is, but I don't know when to give up.
>>705864090
it's yummy.
>>705864064
Cut the shit, Nibi. You're an arrogant shit like the rest of us.
>>705863949
I like father/son probably a little too much.
>>705864239
While the roleplay might be fun, the real idea is off putting
>>705864239
are you the son or dad?
I want to know what Leosaeta's butt smells like.
>>705863246
We do try. I've been wondering what you are looking for in a pup. I'm not anything special, I'm not gross, I like to be neat. Preconceived expectations are what I'm worried about.
>>705864296
Im the son. Younger does nothing for me.
>>705864294
Ive fantasized about my father a lot. Not as much anymore, but when i was younger he was all i jerked off thinking about. I would steal his underwear off my parent's bedroom floor or out of a hamper and jerk off smelling them or wearing them.
>>705864156
Now
>>705864514
hmmmm nah~ Now, it is 2am so I should go to bed for real this time. Goodnight nibbers, talk to you later
>>705864481
I'm just not into twinks/fems/trans/etc. Other than that, I expect my pup to be submissive and be willing to be trained and follow the rules I give him. It's paramount that my pup understands his place as my dog and I, his owner rather than his buddy or friend; this isn't to say we won't do things together but there is a clear power dynamic here. I'm not looking for the perfect person either.
>>705864505
your actual father or stepfather?
>>705864902
Actual father.
>>705864980
did you see it more as a power fetish because he is your dad?
>>705864980
That's different. So are you looking for a daddy to replace your own?
>>705865080
Mm idk. Not really, but maybe. I like being dominated in general.
Also i thought some amount of insestuous thoughts were normal. But i just took it too far and never grew out of it.
>>705865237
I like being dominated too, and the idea of a father figure maybe. But i was just wondering.
>>705861796
Wana know what autism looks like? this is it.
A bunch of self-deprecating bullshit when someone gives you innocent praise.
>>705865145
Maybe? I really like older men who are dominant to me, but are still loving and talk to me and give me advice and stuff.
>>705865381
sounds like that's what you're looking for.
>>705865381
>>705865459
Dumb shit posted before I was done.
Idk, I guess I never thought about my own father that way because he never really took much of an interest in me. He was more like the roommate who you don't see or talk to a whole lot. I'm guessing you had more involvement with your own?
>>705865459
Yeah. Idk am i really messed up?
>>705865600
My dad is really great. I like him a lot and he has always been supportive of me and he was the "nice" parent. My mom did all the punishment, etc. But he has also been distant though throughout my life. He would go away for days at a time for his work so i saw him often, but not as often as a kid normally sees his father.
>>705864867
I would be a loyal pet and try as hard as I can to be what you desire. Also, I'm none of those things with the slashes in between. Would you do any positive reinforcement?
I'm heading to sleep. night fags
>>705864867
I'm not as in shape as I once was, but I'm not out of it
well. gnight
>>705865831
I guess that might make sense. My father used to hit me every so often because he was a fan of corporal punishment until he eventually figured out it didn't work. Outside of that, he was more interested in watching football or trying to force me into the scouts, baseball, etc. It's less that he was deliberately an asshole, just that he was both stupid and unwilling to make a connection with me through something that he wasn't already into. Oh well, It's nice that you had a better experience with your own, if a bit too good. Just don't try to act on it.
>>705865349
I already know I have autism.
>>705865837
Of course, a good combination of positive and negative reinforcement is most effective. I have a strong paternal instinct and would give you plenty of affection when you're good.
>>705865952
I don't expect perfection. I just expect physical discipline and if you don't have it, I'll train it.
Anyway, it's time bed time for the both of us. Get some sleep pup, we'll talk again soon enough.
>>705866566
I hope so. I like talking to you. Goodnight
>>705866261
I wont. I was scared shitless when he found my search history.
>I was 14
>what even is search history?
>it was all father/son incest porn.
He's a good dad. He never said anything about it or anything. He definitely saw it. I got talked to about porn on the computer and my mom knew about that, but he didn't even tell my mom that I watched gay porn, much less incest porn.
He would have taken advantage then if he was interested/a pedo, but he's not. I would never ruin my relationship with him. I wouldnt even try sniffing his underwear. Last time i did that i was probably 15/16.
>>705867206
lmao
>>705867347
Am i fucked?
>>705866722
cute
>>705867566
What do you mean? Cute that i like my father so much? Cute that he's a good dad? Cute as in I'm pathetic? I don't understand.
bump
>>705867206
LeMore
what
>>705869192
Heh?
>>705868840 Le how about no
>>705867206
love u
>>705867206
That deagle replica though
>>705869280
It's an odd thread
>>705869319
kys cancerous faggot
>>705869480
Yeahhhh i talked about my desires to sex my dad... I don't usually talk about that.
>>705869775
Very open thread it seems. Not that I'm judging but honestly what is it that makes you feel such a way? Did you get along with him well or what?
>>705869885
Yeah. He was kind and really great overall. Didn't see him all the time. Very knowledgable and taught me things. I thought most people had mild incest urges. Mine are a little stronger than normal.
>>705870092
Well it's nice that you were able to have a good life with him. That level of attraction is a bit odd, but everyone has their quirks. Some are strange fetishes, and some are strange personalities. Maybe that's why we're all here.
>>705870451
>[Deleted]
What did he mean by this?
>>705870637
I posted the wrong image so I deleted it then posted the image I ment to.
>>705870323
Yeah. Idk i think i also hit puberty earlier than my peers, and my father was one of my only outlets for sexual attraction. He was one of the few men i had seen naked. Internet wasn't really a thing i was comfortable using to find nude pics at the time and i grew up fantasizing about him. Once i did start using the internet for porn he was already solidified as a sexual being in my mind.
Eddy, have you been doing your drawing practice?
i like this image much better
>>705870781
It makes sense that such a thing was solidified early on. I think that's pretty much the time where most fetishes start to be discovered (if at all).
Then of course, with repetitive viewings, becomes naturally attractive. Just an educated guess though.
>>705870850
I've been focusing more on classwork recently.
>>705871010
It's... exactly the same as >>705870451
>>705871010
That's the one I deleted, I didn't feel like it fit in. Shows what I know.
>>705871062
>>705871107
that's correct
>>705871020
You can't let it slip, Eddy. You stop and you'll regress. It might not seem like you're losing much, but you'll find if you don't keep at it you won't be able to get any better.
Another morning without a fem boy to play with. At least i have the fur threads to get me through the day
>>705871190
>you'll find if you don't keep at it you won't be able to get any better.
You're right but, I sometimes am hampered by my self confidence. A really nasty cycle because I realize that not practicing won't help either...
>>705871334
Confidence? That'll come with time. You're starting out and you're no good at it. The things you produce won't be and aren't worth a damn at all. But the more you practice the more they'll be worth. Eventually you'll produce a piece that's worth something. There's no bigger boost of confidence than when you create the first thing that merits some form of praise.
>>705868840
>>705861621
Source pls? :3
>>705873621
This is all I found, doesn't appear to be part of anything else.
https://e621.net/post/show/768845/2015-3-anthro-blue_eyes-canine-clothed-clothing-co
Stop wasting your artistic talent on animal porn, furfaggots.
>>705875217
As soon as you start paying me more than these commissions do $$$
>>705875691
How about getting a job, or maybe a profession?
http://cheesespin.net/
dicks and buts you lose
>>705874601
Ah shame, seems like it would've been a fun comic to read.
thanks anyways!
>>705860232
10/10 would suck
Fuck off with that Matsu shit.
I second this.
hey there bret i dont think we've met before
demos defense squad has arrived
thank goodness i'm saved
>>705878513 >what is hypocrite
>
>>705879014
i am 0% hypocritical
ok i have to get ready for class now bye bye
>>705878513 ive seen you, you look like the failed result of amateur plastic surgery
>>705878752
He doesn't like you. By popular demand you must hand over your Matsus for extermination.
>>705879206
you haven't seen me
>>705879255
NO
>>705879303
I promise that they will be euthanised humanely.
>>705879401
it goes it goes it goes it goes?
>>705879303 whatever you wanna think
Im looking for a white garter belt but they all look ugly and or uncomfy
>>705879457
Yes we do use a guillotine specially designed to accommodate their fat heads.
>>705879534
they probably are
>>705879551
cool.
still not handing it over tho
>>705879676 the comfy ones look ugly and the good looking ones look uncomfy
>>705880005
cool
>>705880072 not exactly
>>705880105
maybe it's a sign
that you shouldn't buy that shit
>>705880165 what is your reasoning
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>>705880280
you should turn in all of your crossdressing shit and never post another picture of yourself again
>>705880516 why though
>>705880601
it's pathetic and you will only feel regret later on
>>705880694 careful i have a weapon of mass destruction
>>705880808
i'm just going to filter you
>>705880873 what did I do wrong
>corsair keyboard
why be an attention whore if you have good peripheral taste
>>705881077 im not an attention whore >w<
>>705881133
you are
>>705880873
yea just filter him tbh.
i realised a while ago that hes a retarded kid.
>>705881157
and you DIDN'T WARN ME
*hurt*
>>705881200
That's not anon's fault. It's pretty clear straight away.
>>705881193
Cute socks tho
got em from sockdreams?
>>705881282
sometimes i need some help too yknow
>>705881200
eh i aint tryna be that guy who goes round telling everyone who they are/arent allowed to be friends with.
im not enough of a gfur regular for that.
but yea nah this kid is easily one of the worst people here
and thats saying a LOT
>>705881326 what do you mean, you dont even know me
also jfc people are narrow minded here but that's not my problem i guess
>>705881318
I do know but that doesn't mean you can blame other people.
>>705881326
That Matsu poster is the shittiest, am I right?
>>705881442
yes it does chet shut up
>>705881396
i know enough about you to know you should probably just kill yourself now. sooner rather than later.
you have no self esteem anyway so whats stopping you?
>>705881442
i hate avfags but demos is one of the few people im ok with
>>705860277
This character is turning me on, what's her name?
>>705881560 im happy with my life nothing's wrong with it
also good job on the false conclusions you made up
>>705881609
goat mom
>>705881503
I know the truth hurts. I'm only trying to help you, really.
>>705881560
No he's the worst and he needs as many people as possible to remind him daily to keep him humble.
what is this even
people just please
i love you all but just stop this, it's not okay alright
>>705881750
is that why you were bitching about depression to me a while ago?
ok
just turn your name back on so we dont have to talk.
>>705881807
hes aight.
>>705881807
i'd post a crying thing but we've reached image limit
>>705881795
I only find undertale shit, man. Help me
just watched a bunch of videos from yiff gallery.
furry fandom is ultra ridiculous.
I'm out.
>>705881896 well i got meds and im happy af now so shut up
>>705881920
http://gordonfreeguy.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>705881947
keep telling yourself that
you are pretty fuckin mentally ill man i kinda feel sorry for you.
but then i remember you feed off sympathy and attention
>>705860327
Yo that album is actually really good
>>705881896
Dammit anon you're not thinking straight. What did he do to you?
>>705881897
I'd post a laughing doggo but we've reach image limit.
>>705882035 what's your problem?
Also with the jumping to conclusions just please
You're making yourself look like an idiot >~>
>>705882097
memes aside if you think about how many people in these threads are completely broken and trash.. demos is ok.
>>705882119
my problem is i dont like you because you are an autistic child attentionwhore
and i dont just mean you posted socks
i mean.. you FEED off of attention of all types.
thats why ypu have turned your trip off and keep replying to me. you should stop doing it.
>>705881997
Thanks anon
>>705882260
I can't. The "hating Demos meme" has too strong a grip on me. It may even be within me genetically instead.
>>705882393
i prefer the "hating me" meme
i dont think its a meme tho i just upset everyone
>>705882450
You're upsetting me right now. At least call him a bitch once.
chet he actually think's i'm not terrible do not corrupt him
>>705882907
*Enlighten him.
>>705882763
hes a faggot sometimes but im saying compared to everyone else here.. prettygud
but im still best girl
>>705883080
Good enough. That's all I wanted before leaving.
chet a shit
