Thinkin about benis
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Thinkin about benis
My benis is erect for Furry
>>705852838
Nibi likes me and wouldn't make fun of me like that.
>>705852917
I'm not gonna call you anything if you don't have a name.
Call me sir.
still new here XD
>>705852909
I do that a lot.
>>705853004
I will call you sirra.
>>705852630
>weeb terms
>on a weeb website
>>705853037
Post your butt.
Nibi, this was best I could find.
>>705853003
thats fine
>>705853151
:P
>>705853157
keep your hair.
>>705853157
You look vastly different without the long hair and long beard, I almost didn't realize it was you for a second.
>>705853079
Ew
>>705853157
Ive seen that one already. Those why you would post face here is beyond me.
>>705853316
I plan to for the most part.
I have a lumberjack face now though.
Once it's hot again I'll shave for the factory.
But I don't plan to even trim 'till March.
>>705853157
the guy on the left looks like he could be a major cutie.
>>705853308
Why would you actually do that.
>>705853249
What's fine.
>>705853390
y ew tho. I mean you do it a lot too.
>>705853390
>>705851862
You have me on nothing so this is the only means to show you.
>>705853470
why knot
;3
>>705853462
Shame you'll never know :p
>>705853532
Are you mentally stable?
>>705853470
All give into Snarf.
>>705853480
gimme felix folder
>>705853626
what gives you the need to ask
>>705853626
He willingly gave snarf ass on the first try, you know the answer to that question Yuki.
sorta newfaggy question but how do you anons distinguish each other on these boards is there a seperate program that you use to detect or like log on with each other or am i just autistic
>>705853554
Who is it? Does he have a bf?
>>705853613
hey pup.
>>705853724
>>705853720
Sniff eachothers asses.
>>705853470
i meant like its fine if you dont call me anything
>>705853717
You're right. I didn't even need to ask.
>>705853720
A lot of us are in the same building. It's why we call each other by name.
>>705853656
>All
I want a snarf butt
>>705853816
Is he a bottom?
>>705853480
Haha, that is where you are wrong my boy. I think much more about mens abs.
>>705853503
Some creepy crazy /b/ lurker knows what you look like now and they are going to murder you and then eat your organs.
>>705853919
ah i see
>still a senior spreglord in highschool
>lives at home with parents
>inb4 underageb&
>>705854040
I mean, I was already going to do that, but he knew that already.
>>705854040
The penis is an organ.
>>705853717
wtf is a snarf ass
>>705854040
oooo now THAT I can get into. You have very good taste Nibi
>>705854153
why did I see this joke coming from a lightyear away
>>705854217
a sexy butt from a sexy man
>>705854153
You just want to put your face in his butt.
You nasty, creepy Japanese man you.
>>705854167
They will eat your penis like a hotdog.
>>705854217
>>705854040
I don't think a lot of /b/ are cannibals.
>>705854146
You're in over your head.
If you live by the cafe you should visit.
>>705853843
Who even are you.
>>705854291
>>705854350
im getting mixed messages
>>705854347
Can I put it between your buns?
>>705854350
cute butt but it's not snarfs
Kyle give me attention.
>>705854367
>been lurking for a long time so i know what im getting into
cafe happen to be in cali? and jokes on you those are both me
>>705854234
I probably dont taste good since I drink a lot of coffee, but that isnt an excuse not to swallow.
>>705854367
Thats probably what those poor boys thought too when they went out with Jeffery Dahmer.
>>705854446
No one gets to touch my butt until I get to touch at least 5 butts for myself.
You've been visited by the spooky clown of spooksville. Watch out, you might have a spooky ooky behind you. Check your shoulder now.
regardless i am insulted by my ass being conflated with someone elses go fuck yourselves
>>705854660
You can start with mine.
>>705854660
see, you always tell me to not flirt with you, but then you go and say things like that
>>705853308
Got a kik?
>>705854647
Second thought, maybe I shouldn't even bring it up.
I guess you got me. I don't know you though.
>>705854660
Don't know who that is too.
>>705854835
luc?
>>705854720
You seem to have misread my post, so let's try this again.
>willingly gave snarf ass
>snarf
>the poster whom you gave an ass pic to
Do you understand yet?
>>705854838
fuck you kyle
never shouldve come here
>>705854851
no
Who want's to sit on daddies lap?
>>705854766
I mean twink butts. Smooth and silky like.
>>705854845
That wasnt directed at you, though I do know exactly what you are thinking about right now.
>>705854965
He doesn't understand. He's too new. Don't try.
>>705854970
You were the one who wanted the link.
>>705854970
Steam? Give me something because I want that boipussy.
>>705854913
You must be underage.
yeah im too new
>>705854965
this is embarrassing then
>>705855035
Aww...
kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle
>>705855056
He clearly knows Squash so he's definitely not new.
>>705855035
>wasn't directed at you
damnit, foiled again
>>705855083
i wanted to say hi and gn if yoy were sleeping soon but they said u were gone and someone asked me
>DM?
Earn my attention.
>>705855073
i regret it
>>705855096
you are already horribly overbearing sorry
however i appreciate the kind words
>not knowing mugen
>>705855106
>yeah im too new
We all knew that from the beginning.
>>705855103
You know I'm not.
>>705855185
From like a thread ago maybe
>>705855257
I don't really enjoy it here most days either.
>>705855243
I'm not asleep.
dont ruin this for me
>>705855243
does that dick have a tuxedo
Too much work, I will just have Darwin love me extra to compensate
>>705855107
Sorry, lumberjack.
>>705855185
Thats what you get for being like 1000 billion fucking miles away.
>>705855300
why must you kick me while im down
does it make you feel good
>>705855309
you're still here tho
>>705855310
yay so hi luc hows ur day been?
>>705855342
yes of course it does what kind of pleb doesnt have a dick tuxedo
He and I were texting about loving me more earlier.
>>705855367
Lame.
>>705855440
Nostalgia.
>>705855257
>posts ass
>rejects attention
What are you playing at faggot?
>>705855367
:(
Are you well tonight at least? You seem like it
Nibi when is our date?
>>705855440
Feels amazing.
Nibi rubbing off on me.
>>705855489
Good.
Got this done so that's something
>>705855300
I know nothing about you.
>>705855511
You wouldnt like me anyways. I would be too "girlish" for you like you keep saying.
>>705855545
No, I need ass.
lucy the baphomet, that makes no sense
He has a lot of love to give around.
Text me about love too, we can have pillow talk late into the night.
>>705855626
CUTE!!!
its okay
>>705855511
i dont feel it
>>705855531
i am rejecting attention which necessitates more effort on my part
sir
>>705855579
that makes me laff
>>705853791
I'm Sunday night poster...I'm a bit jealous.
>>705855579
You're like 100 trillion fucking billion miles farther from me than barry.
>>705855686
What a joker
>>705855789
It shouldn't
I don't have your number.
>>705855789
I never do. I just hope.
>>705855686
Yeah, just don't talk in bed.
I could care less about personality if it's just sex.
>>705855721
Thanks
>>705855342
>He doesn't dress up his dick in formal wear for the orgy
>>705855795
Jealous?
Because you never give me yours
>>705855846
y
>>705855849
how long have you been hoping
>>705855849
Im not your type
>>705855982
This is what barry looks like irl.
>>705855686
Ah, I sorry. Anything I can do to help?
>>705855982
false
I know.
I don't plan to let a lot of people have the new one.
Darwin was one of the few because I text him enough to warrant it.
>>705856014
Months?
>>705856100
I have preferences.
I don't have a type. I'll fuck most anyone.
after im done fucking myself im gonna go guys i have class in the morning so i dont wanna fuck up my sleep schedule
>>705855914
I guess so...yes
>>705856192
:\
what do you text darwin about
>>705856231
Jealous of what lil' guy?
>>705856321
>>705856336
Pretty much whatever.
>>705855806
I'm sure that wraps around so we're right by each other.
>>705856222
What
>>705856191
Be creative
Or tell katia he has a tiny dick.
>>705856192
Kinda... GROSS
>>705856408
riveting
>>705856408
oh gosh your name disappeared
>>705856418
Dont know what you are talking about.
Yeah good point I do not think we would text often. Not because of that it's you and me as much as I'm bad at keeping track of my phone and texting people since I am online 90% of my life.
Its 1 am. I should sleep.
>>705856468
Hey Jeff.
>>705856460
I guess.
>>705856547
Yup.
>>705856548
I aborted a post, but I guess it went through and fucked up.
Off to bed. I'll have my phone and Steam if you guys need me.
>>705856418
im leaving in a second gosh cant u read
>>705856631
actually it's 3 am. hey snarf
>>705856644
dont leave me here
>>705856460
>>705856619
we just need to pee on you to mark our territory
>>705856644
I GUESS
Someone hold me I'm so confused.
>>705856867
go in your kitty box
>>705856738
I only let George pee on me.
>>705856701
I don't live in your inferior time zone.
>>705856867
No.
alright thats enoughdicks for me today im going to bed yall gn luc and gn whoever replied to me for a ehile tonight
man i dont even know you
please do not steal my avatar it is all i have left in this decayed world
you don't know anything
>>705856729
I thought this would make me feel better, it makes me feel nothing.
Thanks for adding a null feeling to my night.
>>705856978
what's up?
>>705856371
the word pup and how you used it... connotation and such...I have a job opp in Washington state... and well...an owner would be nice if I get it. Seattle
damn
I half know you
>>705857044
well I mean posting chink images does take up a hearty chunk of my day
>>705857084
sorry babe :/
>>705857160
i guess that is enough to let me pee on you
>tfw the only thing you have is your virginity and people are trying to steal it and give nothing back.
It's too hot in here and no one in the thread is making sense. What happened? Too many newbies?
>>705857160
Thanks for nothing, I hate you.
>>705857094
Oh, I see. Well, Seattle is ~5 hours away from where I live as nice as it may be to have a pup. Even so, I'm looking for a particular kind of pup.
>>705857265
Dude calm down, some people enjoy that
>>705857280
you'll get some jizz.
>>705857334
if it's too hot then turn on a fan
>>705857367
I love you too
>>705857383
what are your particulars?
>>705857280
your precious virginity
>>705857403
no im super upset over this
I'ma go to bed, goodnight nibbers
>>705857449
I did and I'm still boiling
>>705857441
I dont want jizz
>>705857462
No
>>705857553
Virginities are a precious resource.
>>705857580
why are you so hot?
>>705857553
Don't stay mad forever now
>>705857517
outside of personality stuff which can largely be remolded and trained, no twinks/femmies/transblehs/etc.
>>705857693
My computer is pumping out hot air and it's burning the air as I speak.
>>705857086
Wishing shamans weren't so fucking squishy now.
>>705857668
post your dick
or have you shown me that before im unsure
but youve shown me something
show me your dick
>>705857712
not forever
death comes sooner than youd think
>>705857862
That's the spirit?
>>705857857
so unbalanced, right!?
>>705857862
Ive shown you face and you liked my hair.
I have not shown you dick though.
>>705857925
am i still talking to kyles anon friend
>>705857997
show me your dick then
>>705857831
just run your computer cooler
>>705857857
dying a lot?
>>705857997
>>705858061
reserved for me.
>>705858061
Were you?
I don't think so
>>705858061
Why do you want pictures of my dick?
>>705858144
back the fuck off
>>705858191
damn
>>705858208
something to do
>>705858208
New guy is bullying me make him stop.
tfw I've seen it
>>705858250
What are you going to fap to it? Ew.
>>705858375
how? It's so small.
>>705858369
Not in my power.
>>705858418
you went there not me
>>705857791
I;m none of those
>>705858487
Are you Canada guy?
>>705858448
D-Defend me...
>>705858487
>>705857791
wrong punctuation, sorry
>>705857959
Its like whoever made the changes loved the Enhancement's healing Maelstrom thing so much that they wanted you to use it all the time. And then forgot about Elemental.
>>705858118
Not dying, just finding it annoying having to spam heal all the time. And you're fucked if you pull more than 2 or 3 mobs.
>>705858486
You're the one askin for the penis.
>>705858599
Why? I dont know you.
>>705858684
are you questing or raiding or?
>>705858598
No, nh, guy. I should be in bed, but I'm sick at the moment so I have a free ride. in that respect with my current job
>>705858429
it is definitely not small. Above average but not huge, and absolutely beautiful.
>>705858854
youre making it sexual
show me it already
>>705858962
Ah, right. Well, maybe I could be your owner then. You'd still have to submit to a workout regiment, discipline is important.
>>705859097
You removed me from steam, I guess you will never get this dicc.
>>705858949
Questing. Group content shouldn't be bad, since you don't have to take the brunt, but if anything looks at you too hard, you crumple.
>>705859124
a work out regiment would be great! It would bring me back to my military days. That was 2 years ago.
