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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
sup /b/
>>705850994
CUM FOR ME
>>705851118
faggot
>>705850994
keep going
>>705850994
>Fake penis
Uh huh.
>>705850994
fuck off dude
Bait
>>705850994
nice strapon
>>705851118
but I just came
>>705850994
hot dogs belong between buns not between your crotch you fucking degenerate
>>705850994
mmmmm, sup girl? I wanna taste that.
Time Stamp plz
Tits or get the fuck out
You know the rules.
Wait till she's asleep and roll her on her stomach slowly, slide your hand between her ass cheeks and gently massage her pussy. If she spreads her legs subtly you know she's into it.
This is where it gets into advanced sleep fucking.
-place your hand on her pussy, if her pussy is warm and slightly moist through clothing push a finger very carefully into her pussy and press her clothing into her hole
-her clothing should become damp, if not make sure she is really asleep because things are about to get intense
-lick fingers, gently pull her pants enough to slide your now wet fingers between her thighs and lightly wet her pussy hole
I've found that applying rhymthic pressure in and around their pussy hole while slightly wet can create a suction feeling for them and it's incredibly arousing even while they sleep
now that she's good and wet massage her pussy slowly
you'll feel her legs widen as her body begins responding to the stimulus you are providing.
>"But anon what if she doesn't like it"
she's asleep you fucking retard just follow instructions, her body WILL crave the touch subconsciously
-once her hips start grinding against your hand you know you've got her trapped.
Either she wakes up and is ashamed of how wet her pussy is from you fingering her in her sleep or she lets you slide her pants off and fuck her face down on the bed so she can pretend she's still asleep. Either way you win and your friend will either forgive you when she inevitably tells him you raped her, or he won't believe her, call her a whore and leave her, or she will love the fucking and keep coming back for more.
This is fool proof anon, she won't even be able to claim rape to authorities due to her pussy actually responding to your touch, and as long as you aren't hate fucking her you'll get out completely unscathed. Trust me.
Source>>
Fucked tons of women this way, some even became relationships. It's a fetish for me to get sleeping women horny and fuck them awake
trips for another video
Fucken b8
>>705851656
rollo
>>705851656
I guess I can roll, though we have to come back around
>>705851582
Jesus christ
>>705851656
Rolling
>>705850994
>trips for another video
It is I
>>705851725
almost there?
>>705851756
close, roll
>>705851756
AGAIN!
>>705850994
Either fake, or that's the most convincing trap i've ever seen
>>705851656
Roooooling
>>705851558
it aint woman you dumb fuck
>>705851734
I mean I guess you could call it miracle work..
wew lad
>>705851656
rahl
>>705851809
last try, I don't care that much
More videos please
>>705851888
WINRAR
>>705851656
Were you born a girl or boy???
Did you do hormones therapy?
>>705851920
well, that was way off. And it'd be fun to get 999. So, last roll for real. maybe.
>>705851656
rollercoaster
>>705850994
looks fake
>>705851888
Winrar
>>705851888
Winner Winner
>>705851888
Well done anon! :3
>>705851888
Rape jesus dubs of truth!
>>705852327
what a fucking shitty video you whore
Cmon op
>>705852327
expected moar
>>705852327
That's disappointing
>>705852327
So if I get trips can I get a private show?
We don't have to like have sex or anything we can just start as friends. Unless you want to. I'll bring condoms just in case.
>>705852503
Fucking cringe
>>705850994
>>705851343
>>705851656
>>705852327
>numbers
>no time stamp
time stamp or gtfo
>>705852503
kek
>>705852327
Wow. Trips for that?! That's the most disrespectful shit I've ever seen.
>>705852503
Rolling for this shit. Give anon his private show you whore
You guys aren't being very nice. What do you want for the next video? dubs decides
Naked body
draw a little octopus in a tophat
>>705852327
Don't listen to them babe. You are beautiful and we're lucky to even have you in the thread. I appreciate the video very much! I know trips are hard to come by, but I'm glad I got them for you. Is there any chance I could get a private show? I'll bring condoms just in case. I mean we don't have to have sex but like if you want to.. I mean we can just be friends and stuff for now.
only two posts complaining about lack of timestamp? for shame /b/
>>705852950
I'll be that one guy that asks for feet
>>705852950
Tits
Also, are you taking hormones? You're very convincing
>>705852950
another like the first
Ass
>>705853106
re-roll
>>705853031
I want a video with you mouthing the words I love you. This would literally make my day you gorgeous creature
>>705852950
Time stamp you dumb cunt, how many people have to say this? What is so hard to get?
>>705853144
you fucking faggot
>>705852950
vagina
Vagina
>>705853188
winrar
>>705851656
omg plz
>>705853144
faggot, but also winner
>>705853144
you fucking motherfucker. but yeah, we'll work with that
>>705853188
Even better! She can say I love you, you fucking faggot!
>>705852950
Timestamp and tits
Vagin
>>705853265
I agree with this
>>705852950
naked with "/b/" written in sharpie on your forhead
>>705853144
winner! okay hold on x
last one guys its late
>>705853194
Rolling in the deep
>>705853144
>>705851888
Mfw samefagging and controlling the thread
>>705853350
No please show body
>>705853350
>>705851656
Do it!
>>705853350
>Spending the last token on a non nude
>Fucking brain damage
Fake and Gay. OP is girl using a dildo in the first video
>>705850994
Hi fags, idk if it has been pointed out yet but that's a fake cock. My brain isn't riddled with autism so I can actually tell genders apart even in this age of perverse HRT programs... sorry to let you down, that is female and it doesn't have balls (never did).
>>705850994
Nude Timestamp or gtfo.
Full frontal nude ending with ass shot
>>705853144
Anon pls
>>705853588
Dubs demands it!!!
worst fucking thread ever
>>705853609
Pls what man I got the dubs didn't I? Get your own dubs.
>>705853580
Oh, and on top of being visibly female, she isn't familiar with the feeling of having a willy or else she wouldn't handle it like a foreign object
>>705853670
idk
>>705853588
Respect the Dubs
>>705853694
>>705853688
FOR FUCK SAKES ANON
>>705851888
Miracles ain't cheap, kid.
>>705853694
>being this triggered by a girl pretending to have a dick
What level of tumblr hell did you crawl out of... Holy shit anon. Consider suicide. I don't think the world is ready for your particular social justice.
>>705853350
You spat on trips, now respect these dubs
>>705853588
>>705853144
>>705853688
DUB LORD HAS SPOKEN
>>705853774
I am literally God in this fucking thread.
>>705853857
was
>>705853857
Yer reign is over faggot
>>705853857
All things must come to an end :(
At least I'll get a random femanon telling me she loves me in webm form for when I'm lonely
>>705853922
STOP
>>705853922
Ayy hes back
>>705853922
yeah, three dubs and no delivery, sucks to be you
>>705853922
I don't want this kind of power! Please! Help me I'm not ready!
>>705853922
I look forward to licking your tears from your cheeks.
>>705854033
Fuck man you must be cursed or somethin
>>705854033
Fuck off mate
>>705854033
ALL HAIL
>>705854033
WHAT IS GOING ON?
>>705853990
OP will surely deliver
>>705853857
No, you're a fucking lucky autistic faggot. This is the most exciting thing to harken to you all day, and once you have to do things in the real world you'll remember how much of a waste of space you are. You are literal trash. You are less than human and you know it. Look at yourself in the mirror. REALLY look. You'll see a sorry excuse for a person. You contribute nothing to society, and you know it. Enjoy your repeating numbers.
>>705854033
Ok...seriously last one right? It can't possibly happen again..
>>705854033
All these dubs wasted for no deliver and no tits
>>705854033
>>705853922
>>705853688
>>705853144
CHECK EM HOLY SHIT
timestamp
>>705853350
spread your ass cheeks lol
or give age and location
>>705854210
Oh thank god. I was getting worried that there was some final destination shit going on
>>705853844
Hahaha, he sure has. Check em.
>>705854253
Praise be! I am delivered!
>>705854179
Edgy faggot arent you?
>>705854288
For fucks sake!!!
>>705854220
Just lucky faggots in this thread, see watch this.
>>705854288
Fuck off man
Gender fraud.
Waiting on op
>>705854288
Checked
>>705854179
>>705854333
The curse has been lifted! Enjoy anon, treat it well
>>705854404
>404
I wish this thread would.
ok here you go anon. Did I mouth I love you or Colorful? :3
why do you guys always want to see my dick
>>705854333
Impressive...
However, check my filename digits
>>705853538
No shit. Instantly can tell.
>>705854404
Check this shit out
>>705854457
oops
All I really wanted was a video of a girl telling me she loved me. :/ fucking OP is as heartless as any other girl I've ever met
>>705850994
WHAT THE FUCK DID NOT EXPECT
>>705854454
>>705854454
Yes, failure, just like this thread.
>>705854454
If dubs, post body pls
>>705854454
Cool video faggot, now let's see that butthole
>>705854454
Pls op just a full body neked pic will do
>>705854538
no stop, why are you posting that here, /wfg/ is that way >>>
this shit follows me everywhere
There was disappointment in this thread, and it was gud.
Nite everyone thanks for playing <3
vote hillary!
>>705854454
I just wanted something to feel like someone cared, and you took that away from me and broke the last piece of heart I had left. You're webm is as broken and no functioning as the hole you've left in my chest.
>>705854655
ALL THE GETS
Oh, Moot. Blessed be thou, may thy reign of dubs or better shower over me aa graciously as you've been to the other anons in this thread. Amen.
Papa bless
>>705854653
FUCK YOU NIGGER CUNT FAGGOT
>>705854653
Fuck off op the last video was some horseshit
>>705853144
>>705854454
Cool delivery OP. See what you get for bein a faggot?
>>705854722
Checked
>>705853588
Standing by my original comment, OP can't deliver so she is getting the fuck out >>705854653
>>705854704
Does anyone know a femanon that will make a video of them telling me they love me? It could seriously save a life.
>>705854927
Fuck off pussy.
How To Trigger Autists 101
>>705850994
iv never wanted to put one of those in my mouth so much in my life, u are gorgeous
>>705854927
I hope that anon actually kills himself for this shitshow
Rolling
>>705852503
I remember you from a hookup thread. I'll bring the condoms guy. Kek'd
>>705855062
I just want to feel loved even if it's false. Just something I can even pretend is real for a moment.
Pic related amuses me.
I like how this thing just joined, acted all "I am so hot, look how they want me" and then left in such a way, too.
Pathetic, you all are.
best OC thread in weeks for /b/.
last good one was with that music dude who drinking till he was too pissed too keep on
>>705853031
Kek
>>705855246
i love you anon
>>705855179
Kekasaurus at least someone else is understanding the fucking point here. Good god I thought /b/ was hopeless
>>705855246
No one loves you
No one could ever love a loser like you
Kill yourself
Live on stream preferred
>>705855246
nigga you got 3 sets of trips in a row. count your damned blessings
>>705854814
I get hearty lulz for myself.
I've had my fun and that's all that matters
does the last webm work for anyone else? i know its nothing special but still. all i get is a still image and thats it. even saved it and nothing
>>705855778
>55778 almost godlike
>>705855778
nope, broken.
>>705855778
It's literally a still image you dumbass, look at the filesize
>>705855778
you're a moron
>>705855778
it's a static frame of a 0.1 secs video, literally made for trolling
>>705855963
>>705855958
>>705855973
>>705855955
well shit nigga
>>705855246
I honestly hate you. You're the biggest faggot I've ever met.
>>705856099
OP here, my sides
Good job bois
>>705856277
dubs of love
>>705856277
Well, then I'm obviously not expecting YOU to tell me you love me am I? Go be triggered elsewhere in here for love faggot, not your sore ass
>>705855246
Just end with your missery and drink bleach
>>705856442
If OP delivers real love webm I will
>>705856399
dubs of true love!
>>705856399
This loser is still getting dubs
Too bad he's NEVER getting any girl to say she loves him in video form or otherwise
>>705856399
I really don't want you here. I am butt hurt I really am. I have been here for over 6 years and everything is shit. I come on here every day because it's the only thing I have left in life. She even this is a shell of its former self. I'm not saying /b/ wasn't shit, but it wasn't as bad as it is now. All I want is a place to call home and this site was it, I came to this thread for the hell of it, and then I come across you. You have the audacity to disrespect your own repeating numbers. How fucking dare you. You are the straw that broke the camles back. I am literally going to shoot myself after posting this. I have many regrets, but the biggest one right now is that I don't even have a camera to live stream with.
>>705856713
At least I have dubs to look back on :(
>>705857011
Check em bitches
>>705857011
I don't know what's sadder and more pathetic here>>705854927
Which of you nikkas want some dick
>>705854653
>>705854653
fuck off
>>705857301
depends on how feminine it is
>>705857011
OP here. Do what I did and troll these faggots.
Trust me its fun.
>>705857611
OP showed his true self.
>>705857811
did it for the lulz
Does Op actually have a dick or is it a strapon?
>>705858317
Dumb Nigger, op is not the girl in the video
>>705858317
I could answer your question but I choose not to unless you get dubs
>>705858438
Fuck alright.
