REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
I don't think my wife will like that much...
K
Reply to this thread and your mom dies in her sleep tonight.
>>705846189
Mom is already dead...
I dont think my fiance who is in the E.R will be happy about this either
>>705845994
No we won't nigger. Stop spreading false hope you cunt. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
K
>>705845994
damn who is that girl
poo
Another one?
>>705845994
can i haz girlfriend?
OK
I love goth bitches
>>705845994
My one test.
For Faith
i have a special power
>>705845994
i mean i guess
i wish
im gay
k
>>705845994
>>705846189
Win win ;^)
>>705845994
I'll still fuck it up, but sure
>>705845994
fuck off with this shit.
>>705845994
Women suck. I need a real D.
kk
k
I need a good nut
fuck it
Ok
ill try anything at this point
I wish
>>705845994
Hope so.
PLS SO LONELY
>>705845994
nice
>>705845994
This might work, also:
>>705845994
But anon I am a 28 year old kissless virgin.
k
>>705845994
nig
>>705846354
>>705846354
my sister
kk
>>705845994
fuck off and die
Kill me
Are you all really this fucking sad
>>705846746
>>705845994
pls I need one :(
Ik
>>705845994
snoz
wew
kk
>>705845994
yeano
Hi YouTube
I got this girl I've been working on. Can't hurt to try
>>705845994
righto
>>705845994
worth a shot
Ok I did it
Let's see.
sure
>>705845994
Tomorrow meaning whenever I wake up? Or tomorrow meaning ~23 hours from now?
Might as well
>>705845994
sure why not
its not gonna happen tomorrow but might as well have some hope
▲
▲ ▲
Oh great Force of TRI
Give me a girlfriend that I can fuck the shit out of.
Thank you.
>>705845994
You're fucking lying but I'll take any juu juu I can get cause I creep the bitches off by being me. Kinda sucks because there's nothing wrong with my looks, just my personality.
Why would I need one. I've got my daughter and these parrots?
K
>>705845994
But, I'm gay.
>>705845994
fuck it why not!
>>705845994
sure why not
Please be true
The pagan shit doesn't work. Repent heathen fucks.
i think will work
Who knows. Here's to hoping.
>>705845994
You have 40 minutes.
>>705845994
Waifu pls
Kill me
Nice meme
no
>>705845994
This thread is too powerful..
Which is why most of us cannot resist.
>>705845994
ayy
okay
>>705845994
Alright, where's my girlfriend?
>>705845994
My left hand is already there, fool
Fuck you
That would be nice
>>705845994
This will work
nice
>>705846449
You mean fat girls?
ok
>>705846189
I almost didn't reply, then realized mine is already dead as well lmfao
i am replying bc why not
k den
please
B
Well atleast the girls I know are all hot
But about 90% are bitches, sluts, or have actual mental problems and cut and stuff like that
Time to hope for that 10%!
kek on this
I call bullshit but what the hell?
>>705846087
would she be okay with a 3 sum? \
every man has to have a side bitch
>>705846087
Mine either. Ah well.
>>705845994
No I won't, nigger.
But thanks for giving me false hope.
If only.
Got a girl I'm talking to as well. Why not try
Sure i will
I know this won't work but on the off chance that it does, then here we go.
>>705845994
Dropping in for a very important message.
LETS ALL LOVE LAIN!
LETSALLLOVELAIN!!!
>>705847277
It can't hurt to try.
my cuisine shall bring me the babes
>>705845994
Don't feel like replying
Lisa pls.
w000000000000000000000t
Whelp
lmao alright
Oh i know it'll happen, thanks pupper.
Kay, I accept
*sniff* okay..
lord please I need dis
OK challenge accept it
>>705846468
If you get a girlfriend than god is real.
42
got one alreadi
lonely man checking in, here goes nothing...
>>705847108
>tomorrow
>40 minutes
>>705846087
My wife wouldn't care...
yeeeee
>>705845994
Y not
Yes sirr
yeh lol
Gonna ask a chick to hoco
May the lifting gods bless me tomorrow
Alright
>>705845994
I wish :(
Allahu akbar
K
i really hope so
>>705845994
let this be true and hope i get a qt one
>>705845994
please
Need a loyal bit.
Andrea
>>705846899
Words that even a human being should never be capable of doing. Never forget 2ok6
What kind of faggot shit op
K
>>705845994
I wish it were that easy.
>>705845994
Yes pls.
>tfw you made this thread yesterday, i posted in it, and im still single
>>705845994
That's bullshit! ...
Dang
Well jee, I wonder how.
re roll hahaha
Fuckin lol...
>>705845994
Please help
>>705847563
Maybe you two should talk it out.
What's the worst that could happen?
>inb4 divorce
Better than spending your time around someone who made you wish you were alone.
K
K
Op is faggot
>>705845994
Kill me with kindness
Might as well try any chance I get.
Ok
>>705845994
Fuck im getting desperate
yes
K
>>705845994
Thanks you 4chan god
>>705845994
Reply
Also dubs
Ok
>>705845994 plz
Was working on it anyways. But yeah, could use some extra encouragement from the /b-tards
Am I being cynical toward your post by replying with sarcasm or am I a desperate man? I assure you it's the latter.
>>705845994
kewl
Okay
No honor in self recollection
kk
PRAISE KEK
>>705845994
lol we are all sad assholes
>>705845994
I dun belivit
So will she come in the mail or what?
>>705845994
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>705845994
rolling
K
Well that seems unlikely, but hey, why not.
>>705845994
Yeah?
You have 24 hours or else op gets a giant dick in mouth
mfw
Mfw
>>705845994
Cheesewhistler
>>705846087
lol
Please
My dubs confirm it
ITT: Superstitious lonely faggots desperate for human attention.
ok
Plz
>>705845994
hmmm
Spank
All you faggots put the burden of action on someone else.
That's why none of you have girlfriends.
Niggers
>>705845994
I'd more than likely fuck everything up but why not
18 available girls left
18th post after this post is the last person who will get a gf
If u lie to me op I swear to fucking god
>>705845994
Niggers
Nina
>>705845994
Lies
:^|
Reply
>>705845994
Lol okay then
asking the girl out as soon as this goes through
pls
worth a try
>>705845994
im desperate
>>705845994
LIE!!!
>>705848480
wish me luck
>>705845994
shit i hope so
she's looking, guys
>>705848480
o shit
>>705845994
Trips or lies
cool
hope dis is tru
fuckitnothingbettertodo
NAH
If I got a gf tomorrow I'd be pretty happy
>>705845994
free puss nice
>>705848767
heh
Wow i wish!
Are you sure about that?
Let's give it a shot!
>>705845994
Can't hurt my chances.
Yes pls
>>705845994
You're cruel
probably fake
yeah come on Tyler, sit on my face already
>>705848535
more
Okay then.
bump
>>705846087
Topkek
>>705845994
Thanks
Plz
>>705845994
i'd better op.
Hillary is a lying cunt
>>705845994
Can it be her?
>>705846189
Nah fam
Casted a level 17 Immunity to all who post in this thread
>>705845994
Pls
God, are you there? Please answer this call for help!
>>705845994
Succ supreme
>>705845994
would love that
rollin
K
>>705845994
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
If This works I'll praise 4chan as the holy god of the internet forever
Kk
>>705846189
im married
>>705845994
but im a kissless virgin faggot
ez get
>>705845994
I have one though. I can only assume this will turn my current girl bi and send me another. If I get a choice I'd like one with big titties.
>>705845994
aight
I've got nothing to lose
>>705845994
rolling for perfect 12
Worth a shot
oppp
Oy vey
Lolz
ok
k
ok
>>705845994
OK I see
K
>>705845994
can i also be a demon god and have super powers
>>705845994
pls
>>705845994
Sure, why not
all heil zhe führer
>>705845994
Bait
>>705845994
Unlikely
Rolling
LIES
>>705846087
She might....
>>705846189
Promise?
I hope it works
>>705845994
AZERBAIJAN!!!!
Life is a meme
>>705845994
Could use another one.
Hngg
>>705845994
Sure
>>705845994
Sure
>>705845994
:)
