Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Might fall asleep soon
>>705845870
Taiga ^^
>>705845799
RIP
>>705844952
>eru
Yeah I do. Dude, worst is when you think of all the possible out come of stuff and choosing the what you might think is best
>>705845389
>>705845799
It must be a subconscious thing. You should dude
>>705845393
>hikage
Oh. The usual
still here
and
>>705845389
>>705845799
well you would see and if you do night
>>705845918
Its really shitty when you're driving home and a feelsy song comes on and you're like "Did I fuck that up? Fuck."
>>705845393
I live in Idaho, try as you might, I've got the upper hand :^]
>>705845908
Will I be remembered for the faggot that I am?
>>705845918
That just always seems like horse dung to me
I wanted to say pass out but sleepy brain can't think
>>705845962
Why is Me seeing bad if I do patting?
>>705845799
maybe i should, maybe i shouldn't
not every picture
>>705845918
>the usual nice to hear
just looking through some emulator shit
>>705846064
im in az, so not too far, don't worry ill take away that upper hand
>hikage
>>705846338
But don't you like talking to me?
Every!
>>705846286
Absolutely. I don't see why not!
>Here Lies (Tsun) He was An Fagget.
>>705846338
Orly? We shall see.
>>705846286
because it would be embarrassing
Claimed
>>705846064
No its not just a feelsy song. It's that moment where you begin to think of all the rights and wrongs you've done and how to fix it for next time
>>705846286
Do it like me
>>705846338
Any specific game?
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
fucking faggots
>>705847043
Oh yeah, true that.
Night ^^
>>705846676
Kek I won't let you make my tomb stone
>>705846809
You don't know what you want do you?
>>705847043
Alright I'll try
Good night
>>705847043
naw just looking at the code it has
>>705846676
you cant see with out the eyes im about to remove
>>705846525
maybe, maybe not
the ones you send are usually good
>hikage
>>705847441
Dern. Well, we'll see Tsun, one day I might just do it.
>>705847468
I can see without eyes, because I'll just use my hands as eyes.
>>705847441
no of course not. that would make things simple
>>705847212
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch
>>705847441
Oops..
>>705847468
I'm hurt
I'll just sleep then. Hope you change your mind
>>705847581
Kek.
Have a good evening
>>705847599
I forgot how hard to get you play
See you tomorrow
>>705847618
morning(?)
>>705847581
grr you win this time, but good luck with that "girl"
>>705847789
You too Tsun ^^
>You headin to bed?
>>705847832
Thanks. ^^
>ITS GONNA BE FUN
>>705847789
its not hard to get just how i feel. goodnight
>>705846064
Elle, you just gotta keep pushing. As the Dalai Lama once told me, "If there's nothing you can do to change it, why worry? And if there's something you can do to change it, why worry?"
>>705847618
Oh god CTRL+ALT+DEL
Did RewbyBewbies leave?
>Suika claimu
>Ambien edition
>>705848413
My motto goes a bit like this. "You wanna change? Look at your old self and beat the shit out of him, but then pick him up and tend to his wounds, you might not like him but he's who you grew to be, and he will help you be who you wanna be. Your past is a reminder that you can become better, and you have become better."
How do join waifu?
>>705849381
You must pick a waifu, and talk to people, that is all.
Claiming Felix
>>705848838
>wew
Mine is "I hate New Year's Resolutions." The idea that it should take an event to change is just resistance to that change. For example "I'll stop drinking tomorrow." No, stop now. "I'll work out tomorrow." No, go today.
It couples with the other part (the one I use to make myself study Japanese or go to the gym): "There is never time. You have to make time."
Not really applicable to dating. I don't know, though ... why beat yourself up? Sure, your past got you to where you are now, but your decisions starting now steer the future.
... I think the Ambien hit me faster than usual.
Also, what is the Wumpus?
>>705849381
Repeatedly ask to "Join the Discord"
>>705845649
>smugcrew
Fuckin sad virgins lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7hlTPY1WYk
Claimed
>>705849703
>claimed
>>705849784
megaLUL
>>705849489
I have several mottos, my main life motto is
"When life gives you lemons, curb stomp the bastard and prove to him that these lemons mean nothing."
Both of the quotes I posted are from the same man, the most badass man I know.
>ironically He's practically a midget, but he's tough as fuck and doesn't let anyone fuck with him
>Like a dwarf.
>Which is why they call him Dwarf.
>Work edition
Thanks for bumping thread guys.
Fucking claimed
>>705849784
beep
boop
Hello World!
how are you?
>>705849875
Bored again?
>>705849875
Sup.
>>705849845
>claimed
How does eternal virginity feel?
>>705849875
Makoto YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT
>>705849970
Hello, I'm good, you?
>>705849875
>>705849875
Ayy senpai
>>705849703
Good morning.
You guys realize you're all fat grown men who are still virgins pretending to be/ talking about Chinese cartoon little girls right? This is why you're condemned to perpetual virginity
>>705849907
Damage control
Claiming Youku
>>705850062
Ayy senpai
>>705850009
About to go to sleep. Have to get up at 11pm again. Ugh blegh. That picture makes me happy, though.
>>705849869
So he has a Napoleon complex?
>>705849970
Always.
>>705849982
Not much, hi Kokokoko.
>>705849990
Nou.
>>705850048
Ayyy Kitten, how was your drug induced nap?
>>705850062
I'll have some work to do but i'll be back in like half an hour
>>705850246
>11pm
Fucking useless neckbeard, that isn't early.
>>705850231
Why are you up so early?
>>705850246
Pretty much, he makes up for being 5 feet tall by kicking ass and taking names. He's a cool biker though.
>>705849875
Hey ^^
>>705850303
Oh okay
>>705850287
Eh
It was about half an hour to an hour and a half
I'm awake now and i can't get back to sleep, and the nyquil isn't helping
I might play some games for a bit, although it's a bit risky since my dad is home now
how do i find a waifu? i want to join you guys so badly! ive been lurking for months
>>705850532
Watch some animu and find a gril you like, or a dude, husbando is fine too. Actually video game grils/dudes work too.
>>705850532
which character do you like anon more than any other?
705850532
b8 is b8
but people are so nice here
>>705850318
Is actually 9 for me
Is not that early
How are you?
>>705850753
>>705850644
My top 3 would be not in order. Hinata(Haikyuu), Tomoko, Taiga.
>>705850898
Oh, you usually wake up a lot later.
Good, probably going to bed soon.
>>705850969
First one is a good choice.
>>705850969
pick the one you like most
>>705851031
Why so soon?
>>705850525
wow stop blogging holy shit
Where the FUCK is Hand-Kun?
>>705851254
ded lol
>>705850395
Hey there Gun.
>>705850525
Well shit, he doesn't like you playing games this late?
>>705851151
I want to start waking up earlier.
I'm going to bed, later ^^
>>705851337
Later Starlight Drifter, its midnight and I'm pretty tired.
>>705851344
Hmmmm
Okay lovely
Claimed
Cant WAIT FOR WORLDS TO START TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>705851462
Later Gun! Sleep well!
>>705851583
>Lolesports
>>705851337
No
My mom doesn't give a shit really, as long as I do my school work and help around the house during the day
My dad is just a strict asshole a lot of the time tbh
>>705851620
lolisports
>>705851462
Goodnight best gun!
>>705851525
Goodnight, I love you <3
So Many top tier anime this season re zero, orange. ect.
>nothing next season
FeelsBadMan.jpeg
>>705851688
I know, what a cunt. Soon Kitten, you'll be able to do whatever!
>>705851689
Well played...
>>705851877
Eh, there's a few decent looking shows, but that's more so ones I was already hoping would come out.
>AKA: Brave Witches
Otherwise, ya, season's looking a tad bland.
>>705851789
>>705851789
Night, lets watch more animu tommorow
Love you too
>>705851974
Hopefully he leaves again Friday or Saturday so i can shitpost racist shit on facebook all night, post here and play games all night
Never have anything fun to do while he's hear
Most of these waifus are very cute. I claim Ophelia, from Claymore.
>>705852001
>new ip
nice meme
>>705852495
>home ip
>3g ip
Think logical.
>>705852149
Hopefully.
>Come back from getting donuts at 7-11
>Huge cockroach in the middle of the lobby
>Literally mfw
https://youtu.be/623Pn98_mH0?t=1m3s
She's a giant, sweet oaf of a girl. Best.
>>705851877
>re:zero
>top tier
please
anyways if you like re:zero theres a 2nd season to look forward to
>>705851620
how is you today
>>705852812
>Turks in the lobby
Jesus christ they're finally trying to fucking invade the US
>>705853019
Only reason it's top tier is because of Felix tbh
>>705853019
Well, I don't deal with cockroaches well, so I'm quite uneasy and paranoid.
Oh, I also got a cat lingerie set!
>It has side tie panties
H-Holy fucking wew...
>>705853166
......alright, you got a laugh outta me. God dammit Kitten, you fucking hambone.
>>705848441
I'm back and I have a problem with my right arm.
>>705853019
>meming about Re Zero
When i read that i literally grinned my teeth. I hope to god ur trolling....
go check MAL faggot its top Tier. Only people who dont like RE Zero are condescending niggers.
>>705853758
Never heard of it.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>705853917
Welcome back
>>705853531
>>705853839
>>705854070
MY RIGHT ARM IS VIBRATING VIOLENTLY!!!
>>705853917
>>705854111
>>705854257
Beef or chicken?
>>705854250
Any one here play Kerbal space program?
Goodnight, everyone. Gotta be up by 11 tonight.
>>705854408
Beef.
Tsumugi claim
Who else is studying tonight?
>>705854456
Night Booki.
>>705854456
Goodnight.
>>705853252
for trap likers, gays and women yes, the commounity that like likes wimin, is there for the twins and then that small other percent emilia
but its felix tbh
>>705853349
nice set, but can you out wew this bunny set
gotta suck, cockaroaches, just use a shoe of sorts
>>705853531
just hit it a couple times, hitting stuff makes stuff work like new
>>705853758
i won't say its a shit fest, but its like a 5 (5 being average, meaning its not shit), i like my fair share of series with problem
votes don't always mean shits actually good, >hillary and trump
yea they're definitely the best candidates around
yes i know the general publics votes barely even count in the end
>>705854111
vocaloid? can't tell very well
>im only looking at the thumbnail or i am not thoroughly caught up on todays animu
>>705854257
kyouko... hello
>>705854456
goodnight
>hikage
>>705854467
I like chicken and some cuts of pork.
>>705854586
Hello.
>>705854600
That works too.
>>705854586
You're correct.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>705854070
>>705854257
Hello
>>705854456
Night.
>>705854586
>Tfw you also have a bunny
Uhhhh, might wanna try again, since I have that too...
>>705854798
Too lewd
>>705854983
That's nothing!
>>705854974
>>705854983
That's not lewd at all anon.
>>705855072
>>705854983
You should see half of the stuff I have of miia.
>>705855108
If i wasn't trying to be less slutty, I'd one up you with an actual picture of me in one.
>>705855344
do it you fat lard i know you won't, if you do ill stab my self
disclaimer: there is no guarantee i will stab my self
>>705855344
![Syndra [317].png](https://i.imgur.com/euwZ5Fi.png "Syndra [317].png")
>>705855344
We need to see it.
>>705855599
>fat lard
I'm clinically underweight! Besides, I'd rather not post it publicly...
>>705855688
No, don't you dare get the weirdest pocky right now!
>>705855344
do it you stupid nigger
>>705855753
> I'd rather not post it publicly...
PM :^)
>>705855753
Male or female? -m
>>705855738
>>705855827
Why?!
>>705855885
>Female
>On the internet
Fuck outta here with that shit.
>>705855875
You've already seen it!
>>705855875
I like pocky. -m
>>705855995
>You've already seen it!
I don't think I did.
>>705855995
Someone hiding something?
>>705855995
because you mentioned it, now we need to see it
just crop out your face or whatever if you dont want that shit
![Syndra [243].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qfOQnci.jpg "Syndra [243].jpg")
>>705855995
Reasons.
>>705856121
>>705856039
Inb4 its the butt shot in striped panties again
>>705856039
I think you're lying through tour teeth.
>>705856091
Not hiding per say... just, leg and panty shots are one thing. This is more near full body...
>>705856121
Well....
>>705856171
And here I was thinking you were finally going to pull the whole SSS3 card on me. Would've been the perfect opportunity too.
>>705856405
not accept
he said bunsuit so im getting a fucking bunsuit
>>705856458
Well..?
threads dead mostly anyway
>>705856458
I also think you should post the picture.
>>705856458
I swear I didn't, kek.
shut THE FUCK UP
sHUT THE FUCK UP*
>>705856520
You Karen? -m
![Syndra [86].png](https://i.imgur.com/asipfz4.png "Syndra [86].png")
>>705856458
Im saving it for later.
The hell is going on
>>705856689
I'm saving my cock to be put in your throat so I can make your stupid little gay self happy
>>705856796
>tfw chen isn't saving his cock to put in your throat
>>705856752
buns
>>705856520
I'm sighing IRL, but fine.
>>705856524
Scared, because you could easily find out who I was back then with it. But whatever, I assume you don't give that much of a fuck.
>>705856560
Suuuuuuure.
>>705856689
>Saving it
What, is it a one time use type of deal?
>It was a bit too small length wise, but the cup size was already too large. Any more would have looked even worse.
Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go regret this and hate myself some more.
>>705856859
>Scared, because you could easily find out who I was back then with it.
first of all nope. second of all wouldn't bother trying anyway.
third of all, very nice.
>>705856859
fucking huge spoon
>>705856859
I've actually never seen that before.
>>705856859
Nice loli
>But seriously what the fuck
>>705856848
>>705857025
I'll just imagine it in my head. it's almost as good that way anyway.
Someone better be screencapping this
>>705857145
seems like that would be a bit of a mean thing to do.
>>705856859
Absolute madman
>>705857105
>>705857145
why
is not like I'm posting a pic of Syndra sucking my dick.
When that will happen, you should.
I swear I'm going in Latvia or that never heard about country TO FUCKING RAPE YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER
>>705856689
I'LL RIP YOUR SKIN OFF AND PISS ON YOUR SKULL FAGGOT
>>705857276
you always flirt with the people you don't like it makes me so jealous, chen. all I want is vicious verbal abuse like them, is that so much to ask for?
>>705856859
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>705857276
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>705856796
Nice
>>705856859
Nice.
No, but i still want to save it, just in case.
>>705857276
Cant wait.
>>705857205
I guess, but he done it, the mad trap.
>>705857276
Sounds like fun, make a webm while you're at it
>>705857388
Not trash :D
>>705857357
that's da shit I don't like
>>705856925
>>705857388
It's not that nice.
>>705856932
Everyone always notices those first.
>>705856995
>Loli
If only.
>>705857145
>Implying it's screencap worthy
I mean, I've posted my ass before, and no one screen shotted that...
>Someone just kill me now
>>705857571
I'll slut you
Slut.
Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut. Slut.
>>705857571
Don't worry, I am recording this. -m
Total husbando
>>705857540
it's so upsetting. I might cry a little.
>>705857571
it's very cute. you look good in the outfit.
>>705857571
Holy fuck another one
>WITH THE EARS
>No one screenshotted that
I'm sure no ones compiling this right now either
>m a d m a n
>>705857571
Noice.
>>705857765
but you said it before :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
You're very sensitive and you get sad if someone DOESN'T SAY HI?
LITERALLY
THIS /ANIMU/ GUY GETS SAD BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T SAY HI AND AFTER THAT
HE SAYS THAT HE LIKE HIM JUST FOR HIS PERSONA?
dude
that's fucking rude as fuck.
>>705857781
-m
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>705857571
Maybe, but now it is.
>>705857868
you're right. I'm a horrible monster.
>>705856859
>>705857571
first of all, that rip stick is gay i got a nice black with silver one
2nd good you should be drinking that v8, need some muscle on those bones
3rd aren't you a security or something
4th i might stab myself is you give me that giant spoon and fork for free, always see them when i have no money on me, also you gotta use the madcatz
lastly what was the bet, or was ya girl just that kinky
>>705857893
your not gonna use a waifu, just an -m
>>705857571
Whats with this coat hanger man.
Step up your game
>>705857985
nah lol
you're whatever you wanna be sweetie
>>705858106
your words have given me new confidence in myself. now I feel like I can do anything.
>>705858070
I still only got 3 non-lewd pics. -m
