You now have control over 10,000 rats.
what do you do?
Hide in dark alleys at night and use my rat army to take women back to me so I can rape them. No one will ever believe rats took her to get raped
while(1){
Rats.fightUntil100();
Rats.breedUntil10000();
If(rats.existsSuperrats())
Return true;}
>>705836107
Find the son of the Zodiac Killer
>>705836675
what the fuck?
>>705836107
Recruit to red lantern
>>705836107
Have them swarm on me like some kind of rat made iron man suit
>>705836107
Invade N.Y.
>>705836675
Best answer
bump for interest
>>705836327
What the actual fuck
>>705836107
Rob banks.
They could beat a lot of the security measures.
Whatever they can't do I'll have to hire some guys or do myself.
>>705836107
Move to Germany to be with the rest of my kind
>>705836107
LARRY WINKS THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS
>>705836107
Make them spread the black plague to all of Africa. Imagine thousands running through the streets of Mogadishu or Lagos, biting nigger's toes and giving them a slough of diseases.
Human pop. -1,000,000,000+
>>705837855
10,000 rats probably ain't shit to them.
Swing. They each get +1/+1 for each one, so you do the math. Instant kill, faggots
Sell them to the Chinese
Have them dry hump my benis
>>705839041
this
roll
>>705839041
This right here is the best god damn use.
Think of the possibilities, you could basically be a hit-man and be fucking loaded and no body could pin the crime on you because they are fucking rats
>>705839251
This is not a roll thread dumbass
>>705836327
I think you'd want the opposite to happen, so you stay in the clear.
Myself? I gotta find a consistent food source for them first. They WILL eat me alive if they can't find anything else to eat.
I could make a running wheel generator so my mom and I can go off the grid.
>>705836327
>>705836107
Have them breed continuously for months, then release them and their children to the White House to kill every politician in sight except Bernie sanders, who then becomes president
>>705839203
All day long
>10,000 tiny, eager tongues pleasuring my dick, balls, and asshole forever.
10,000 rats is a fuck load. can I make them reproduce for more, or do they die and I lose them slowly over time?
I would probably send 5,000 to kill a couple people I don't like. and then the other 5,000 to steal money and jewlry.
If all 10,000 managed to survive those tasks I would send them all to the closest city and kill as many niggers as possible.
and all the while orchestrating this rat madness I would sit in my room and listen to the dance of the sugar plum fairy.
>>705839041
Winrar ? ""
wait for Australia to kill their 2 million stray cats, unleash my army and welcome black death back
>>705836327
>>705837760
For the hell of it, I calculated with the average weight of a brown rat (8.1 ounces) that 10,000 of them would be over 5,000 pounds, or over 2200 kilograms.
I hope you intend to make a Hulkbuster with them; otherwise, you couldn't do shit with it.
>>705836327
topkek
>>705836107
I don't know, that's a lot of fucking responsibility, like I know I could just raid bagelshop bins for food but if I have comolete control I'd want to make sure that they're all healthy and won't spread disease and shit, which I guess would be kind of easy if they can just give each other shots.
How complex instructions can I give them and do I have control over thier offspring? Can I controlled all of thier offspring or am I capped at 10000?
I suppose I'd teach them agriculture and shit but I'd need a decent amount of land.
Also I guess I'd train them to open locks and shit so I can steal jewelry and gold but I'd need to give a bunch back to upkeep my rat army.
release control
Kill myself.
>>705839774
That sounds like a terrible idea. Have you ever been bitten by a rat?
>>705839814
I had to look up sugar plum fairy and now can only think of the grinch slaying bodies ""
>>705839572
>>705836107
Start raiding preexisting rat habitats, killing off the native population. Then, mass breed my own rats. As time goes on, slowly take over rat territory on a larger and larger scale.
Eventually, I'll replace the entire rat population of Earth. My rats will be the spine of a growing organized crime league, that will in turn supply my rats with weapons and advanced technology that I will use to eventually subjugate the human race with.
Also, rat pranks.
>>705836107
Make Bad Rats 3 or Bad Rats HD.
>>705840448
I dig your writing skills brother
>>705840317
I have 100% control over these little fuckers, they wouldn't. Shit, they're practically incapable of harming me, as their minds are so warped and bent to my whim that all they can do is lick
>>705836107
Is 10,000 enough to put a throne on a platform on top of them and move around on it? Eh, I'm sure it is. So I'm now the Rat King I suppose.
Make a movie about it bad call it Ben, you fuckin kek
Rat Movie 3
>>705837556
Non codefag doesn't know what the fuck is happening
>>705840658
I'm not sure whether or not to be worried or impressed by the level of thought you've put into this
>>705840356
You don't know what edgy is.To you it's just the latest buzz word to be copied at every chance you get.
>>705840356
Not entirely sure how it's "edgy" but ok
>>705836107
3 at the same time
go to the Middle East and kill everyone with rat diseases.
>>705836107
Make a suit out of glue traps,roll in the rat sea and chase people.
>>705841059
lol
>>705836107
Chores. What the fuck else would they do?
>>705840900
I've always wanted a harem of shortstack, meaty women to pleasure me and practically live off my jizz and the sweat on my balls, so this will have to be the next best thing.
Dress them up in little bug alien costumes and send them on a zergling rush
I would eat a rat. But only one in case they taste bad.
>>705836107
Hold on one second, making a rat meme for this thread
>>705836107
PREPARE MY ASSHOLE! THEY'RE GOIN IN
>>705836107
Have 10,002 rats
>>705836107
Open a restaurant in downtown Boston.
Have my army of rats infest all other restaurants within 20 blocks of my establishment.
Constantly be calling Health services on those restaurants because of the rat infestations.
???
Profit
One word only: London
living.
rat.
suit.
>>705841562
no problem friend
>>705836107
Stop playing dishonored like forrealz
>>705836327
Careful now, the edge can hurt you
>>705836107
Become corvo from dishonored
>>705841873
NO BOYFRIEND? NO PROBLEM!
I'd BASH THEM and BASH THEM until I became Charlie
Dress up as the pied piper and play a flute.
Have them make single file perfectly synchronized army marches in the streets.
Become the god of rats
>>705841702
It all started with Ratatouille. ""
>>705841991
Like who?
>>705836107
make rat stew
>>705841674
no dont
>>705836107
>>>705836091
>>>
>Anonym
Use them to covertly kill nigger babies while asleep.
>>705842031
It's always sunny "
>>705836107
Build a new settlement on Palestinian land
>>705841938
Oh shut the fuck up.
I'd send them to rob different diamond shops or diamond brokers
I might need to shoot the shop windows to help them out a little
>>705842109
Those are the most delicious of the human kind to eat
"
>>705836107
Head to my local police sept and have the rats consume the pigs
>>705839041
Rats don't give people plague you dumb nigger
>>705836107
TO AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST TO HAVE THEM DEVOUR ALL THE NIGGERS AND GOATFUCKERS ALONG WITH POSSIBLY SPREADING NEW DISEASE IN BOTH!!!!
>>705841938
Shut the fuck up you little faggot.
>>705836107
Order them to all of the gold and silver shops in town, and force them to bring me back gold ingots, nuggets, bars, and so forth. The smaller ones will bring back silver.
>>705836107
>soak them in diesel fuel
>go to BLM ralley
>molotov rat tails
>>705841938
Didn't realise it was possible to be this much of a faggot.
We're rats
We're rats
We're the rats
We stalk at night, we play at night
We're the rats
I'm the giant rat who makes all of the ruuuuules
Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves in to
>>705836675
Genetic algorithm in a nutshell
Call myself the Tide of Madness, aka Gryllen and fuck some shit up.
>>705837556
have rats fight to the death till population reaches 100 then breed them back to 10,000 and repeat until super rats evolve.
>>705842328
They are not that strong.
Do diamonds instead.
>>705836107
Up my ass, one at a time.
>>705836107
Get 10,000 condoms
Live the dream.
i would send these mother fuckers to the burger king's kingdom and whack this stupid ass nigga. damn im hungry as fuck right now
So like what if everything the rats feel, you feel. So every time they consume someone, it feels and tastes like human flesh on your tongue and then sliding down your throat. Or better yet, when they shit, (which I assume they will have to do at some point or risk death) it'll feel like you're shitting. And there's 10000 of those fuckers. Like, you would feel like youre shitting constantly.
schwink! you just got hit by a shuriken! send this to 5 friends or get diced!
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send them all out of a busy highway at the height of rush hour, cause MASSIVE chaos.
Crashed cars block traffic, and thousands of rats remain to panic those who get out of their cars
Video all it
>>705839166
Mtg ftw
>>705842617
???????
Prey at night, stalk at night, those types of things.
>>705842462
>work together!
>use your tails if you must!
>tools...
Imagine it, rats driving little remote-controlled cars and trucks loaded with ounces of gold, or even model trains loaded with containers full of them. It'd be like Ratatouille or that "Mouse" anime. People would be too distracted by how 'cute' it is, to realize they're helping me commit grand larceny.
>>705836107
Is is possible to control the offspring of the 10,000 rats, or just the original 10,000?
If I can control the offspring, then I would have the rats mate and produce 40,000 new rat babies in a matter of weeks. Then I would repeat this process until I could declare war on the non-controlled rat population. Within less than a decade, I'm convinced that I could control most of the world's rat population. Then there would be nothing but profit...
If I only had 10,000 rats and when those ones died my control over rats was finished, I would use them to attack two or three people that I hate. I would have the rats chew up their faces until they were horribly disfigured. But I would also use the rat army for the powers of good...you know, collect food scraps for the homeless, provide hospice care for cancer patients, and so on.
>>705836327
This could be a movie. I'm fucking crying.
>>705836675
Why the fuck would you hardcode something like that when you could write methods like
rats.fightUntil(100)
so that you could more easily change your code at a later date.
The only correct answer is to equip them with explosives and send them on missions to assassinate the top 1%, the people who run the fed, the people who run the major banks, and all the people in influential governmental positions. Hypothetically speaking of course.
The great rat purge.
>>705836327
Holy fucking shit. Can we join in for a small fee?
>>705839943
besides have it crush your internal organs into soup
>>705841702
I would open a chinese food restaurant
>>705841343
>can't have harem of shortstack women
>next best thing is 10,000 rats
logic
Smoke them out with some boom weed
>>705836107
leave new york.
>>705836107
Use my body as a conduit to transport them from place to place
They'll load up through my asshole, and when I find the right place, like a McDonald's, I'll let them loose to raid and destroy all that they can, and one by one they'll return to my asshole to be transported to some other place like my ex's house
Rinse and repeat
I would also use them as a defensive measure against gay rapists, so that when they try to penetrate my loose ass, all they'll get is a fur wall blocking their entry into my precious rat conduit body
>>705836327
holy fucking fuck this
>>705836107
>Take over several rat kingdoms and force them to live under my rule.
>create a much larger rat colony by using this method.
>grand rat army.
>invade certain establishments in my town while I am still growing my rat kingdom
>start killing people with the rats to feed them and make them stronger
>start to do the same with people while using the rats to enforce my law
>train rats to be more intelligent and smarter
>I've a large enough amount of rats to the point where I need to start feeding them humans
>start farming humans
>feed the most useless humans and use the more fit ones for labor
>The Fourth Reich with rats.
>>705836107
Breed rats until I have millions of them, release them at a huge mall, an hero. Op
>>705846160
>eventually the world will be a more pure world with the master rat race
>rats will be the dominate animal species
>they will make a new economy and way of life
>they all look to me as a leader
>they figure out how to govern their selves
>they no longer need me as an overseer
>I die in my sleep after a little less than a century
>first rat holiday made in the new world
>*anon* remembrance day
>press f to pay respects
>>705846160
>>705846160
>rat kingdoms
You nigger faggot. Rat kingdoms. Rly? Busted my sides. You think there just gonna lower a tiny ass drawbridge and let you in?
>>705836107
Probably the same shit I did before. Work, sleep, shitpost, fap...
Open a Chinese restaurant and make boneless spare ribs
Teach them all to repeatedly and constantly post 5 variations of one image all over 4chan, and watch as newfags start post them themselves trying to fit in.
It'll become a new memo.
>command the rats to go out into public places like parks and cities and attractions all over the state
>at exactly 5:00 PM every day for 365 days, they stop in their tracks to stare directly at the sky, completely motionless, for exactly one (1) hour, ending at 6:00 PM and resuming their daily rat business as if nothing happened
>watch people lose their fucking minds over what's happening
>they think it's an apocalypse
>they think the world is ending
>it's all over the news
>people are panicking
>but I know
>>705836107
kill my enemies
>>705836107
Dishonored irl
>>705848044
>rats standing still outside for an hour a day
>all rats murdered by predators and humans by the end of the year
>>705848044
It's...it's so simple...
>>705836327
keked hard
Launch my startup hedge fund using trained rats as a multi layered neural net for options pricing
>>705841938
What a fucking faggot
>>705848044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlt_wzEkvjU
705836107
>Infect them with the plague.
>Go for the high score.
>>705848044
what the fuck
>>705836327
You have been given a holy mission, OP. God speed.
>>705842264
Huh?
train them to shitpost on 4chan
>>705836675
>exiting loop with return statement
Get out of here you script kiddie scrub.
I'd find a flutist, and have them follow him around everywhere, just out of reach. I'd charge money to watch a live stream of this happening.
>>705848044
So basically you don't want to get anything done? You just want to cause unnecessary chaos?
>>705836107
Honestly I'd probably just steal shit with them. Rob casinos mostly. Kill a bunch of people. I don't have any connections or know of anyone who does so I couldn't launder the money so I'd probably just set fire to it. In a nutshell I'd just use them to be a dick to rich fags.
>>705848651
Options, really? Not penny stocks?
>>705836107
Black plague round 2
>>705836107
shit i control NYC?
>>705841991
DAYMAN FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN
Breed these rats until i reach 100,000 rats. Put parachutes on all of them, drop them out of aeroplane, make them all link up and peform a ratical stunt, cheesus christ it would be tailriffic.
Or I'd have them nibble tiny chunks of my genitalia off while putting bullet ants on my nipples and shitting uncontrollably.
>>705836107
rob shit With them. really? that's the best thing you can come with?
you could have literally everything you wanted.
build an army. bring plagues. you could even pretend that you're not human but an ancient god manifested ad an endless sea of rats.
you could literally take over the world
>>705850677
You couldn't take over the world with 10k rats. One guy with a flame thrower or a trap or a box of poisoned grain and you are going to the CIA in a box to be dissected.
I would make a breeding nest to grow them, then use them to become a vigilante. I would go after terrorists and criminals and ghetto niggers and SJWs. I would get around in a speedboat made out of rats and on christmas i would make them each give one kid a piece of carrot.
become Willard obviously
Use them to wipe out the gangs, thugs, and druggies while they sleep.
>>705851063
that's exactly what i mean. you're the most uncreative people I've seen. breed rats is one of the easiest things to do. it's the first thing anyone would do. you have potential millions of rats and you can't even see that
I'd start an ngo to de-mine minefields. train the rats to locate and disable mines. We'd fly all over the world parachuting out of airplanes with their little tiny parachutes and tool kits.
They probably wouldn't have long life spans, so once one of them started to slow down, they'd be retired to a nice farm with plenty of he/she rats to hang and bang with until they were ready to move on to the next world.
We'd have little rat funerals and on occasion a visiting dignitary would attend because of a personal connection he or she had with one of the rats. Maybe a kid or two with no legs would show up here and there and tell a good story from the field.
But for the most part, no one would know the great and heroic things that were done, the sacrifices that were made. Which is how we would have preferred it anyhow.
Finally, one day, it would be me and the last member of the rat army. After he went, I'd be all alone.
I'd look up with the hope that my friends were looking down, waiting for me to join them... someday. Sad that i was alone, but content in the fact that we'd be together again someday. A lifetime for me and a blink of an eye for them.
If something eats the rats, do I control them too?
>>705848044
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>705836327
>she goes to the police and gets laughed out of the building
>tries to tell her friends but they laugh at her too
>attempts to tell people online but everyone thinks she's a crazy feminazi and laugh at her too
>but tumblr believes every word and starts #killallrats
Find a bow and arrow and shoot them all. 10,000 someodd rats with poisonous bullet cannons.
send ten rats to each wending machine around the city and scare people for their quarters.
Rich in no time.
>>705848044
that's a lot simpler than I expected that to be
>>705840782
What?
>>705848044
Why? Why would you do that though? Like, what purpose would that serve? What happens at the end of the year?
>>705852684
At the end of the year, it never happens again. Nobody gets an explanation of what just happened. It's like it never happened.
5k rob stores all around ohio, 5k steal cigarettes and bring them to me.
i would destroy mekka in seconds
well most likely a couple of days but what ever
Get a costumer on my side, and make the reenact the Civil War in a series of youtube videos that I monetize. If that goes well, other historical events requiring large crowds. And maybe Star Wars.
>>705841938
Nigger faggot
>>705836327
how does this get so many replies? it's a typical /b/ reply, not even that edgy or funny...
>>705836327
wat
I would train them to always bump the fuck out of my shitty posts on 4chan /b/
have a pizza party
>>705836107
sing ben to them
I'd wonder how I've become the head of the EU.
>>705836327
the mind of a genius
I do my best to take care of them
>>705842264
the fleas on them do, stop being pedantic you fuck
Create my rat exterminating business, set aside 3000 rats for breeding purposes and then let lose 50 rats per house and then 'coincidentally' leave flyers for my rat exterminating business around said house/apartment.
Since there would be a massive influx with people needing the rats gone i would up my hourly rate to something not to ridiculous. When i get called over for each house i would lounge around for a few hours (to maximize pay) then just tell the rats to skiddadle back to the rat cave where they would prep for the next house.
Eventually i would get rustled and people would figure out that im purposely letting my rats infest houses and apartments, so hopefully by the time i get rustled (aiming for 1 year or so) the 3000 rats i left to breed would multiply x2000 per individual rat so i would be estimated around 3000000 rats (assuming half of the 50/50 of the rats are females/males) which i would use to leverage myself into greater power and blackmail the town into making me its rat king.
I would have them locate loose change and stealable wallets, and collect all the money in a safe place. Then I'd use it to buy them food. If there's any left, I'd just buy games or something, unless it's a lot, then I'd start getting them their shots and stuff.
>>705836327
First post best post.
>>705836107
I'd register each one of them to vote.
I would buy little remote cameras, and have them install them all kinds of places.
give birth to the skaven.
Sir,
are you implying...
that's what don't you do,— with 10,000 rats?
Because I would suggest, that you consider building a fortress of perpetual haven, and see how many generations of rats can peacefully sustain an environment crafted to be an endless cycle of food, death and rebirth.
Tell me how it goes if you pursuit this venture.
I'd eat them.
Every last one just so you /b/tards couldn't have any.
They're my rats, fuck you.
>>705855319
That's....I mean that's a good idea man. Whoever you want to win just won in your state.
"kill them all"
make an giant rat.
>>705836107
We march.
>>705836107
ask them to leave my house.
>>705836327
It's always good to read an honest answer
Masturbate into the rat cage
>>705836107
Cool, I have control of the whole Democratic party! Fuck yes.
