Cringe thread
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Cringe thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7j0HMF0pI
Classic
>>705821192
Spamm fools spam that dumb bitch
>>705822189
I second this notion
>>705821192
This was already posted in an earlier cringe thread. Get new material, faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbJENNxNyQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHAmSgUy6Kc
>>705821192
Wait she had to pop a xan to get over the jokes? Right..
>>705822739
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm fucking terrified
>>705822916
FUCK this guy. You win.
>>705823833
As someone who used to be that "bestfriend" I feel bad for the kid. It's going to hurt.
>>705823147
She should stab herself in the chest
>>705823147
assuming that is a woman, I would have no trouble.
>>705824001
i was too growing up, but it wasn't as obvious for me cause i'm a girl, so nobody really knew.
>>705822916
lol is this OC? smh
>>705822739
nd he's balding?
>>705824142
Elliott Smith is pretty solid but this chick is ridiculous.
>>705824236
It should have been obvious to me, but I was just an oblivious kid right out of high school. C'est la vie, but I still feel bad for the kid, knowing what he's probably going to have to go through.
>>705822518
Wtf is happening to our society?
>>705824001
he's got his phone pointed directly at her camel toe.
anyone have the photo of that kid pouring his heart out to this uncomfortable girl over FB and the one time she lets him truly open up he says "*kisses forehead*"? SOMEONE PLEASE
>>705823833
that sucks, imo hes more attractive than her (tho i only see half his face)
>>705824722
So? He was holding his phone (see how the screen is pointed to him) and she put up her leg for the picture, so he grabbed it. This isn't CSI nigga, pay attention.
>>705824152
No trouble with what Im confused
This bad ass!
>>705823833
Why these girls gotta be spreading all over these guys with them sexy short shorts, and then have the nerve to drop "bestfriend" in front of their face right after?
look at him! he wanted that eye contact but she was like "NOP"
>>705824713
liberals
>>705825354
Amen
>>705825304
The guys allow it to happen in the off chance that their friendship will turn to a relationship. Don't pretend homeboy there is being held against his will.
>>705825123
Title of photo?
>>705824713
The internet has simultaneously crippled social skills while letting those whom will never properly develop social skills be more visible.
>>705823147
I'd give her a bone.
>>705827401
I'd cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LroynRcqGA
>>705823670
>Shit nigger
>>705824722
mother fucker how have i never noticed this before. jfc.
>>705826052
I didn't say I was, however, I AM saying that she's leading him on, which you've technically just supported.
>>705828251
Of course I do. Homeboy needs to learn what women can do. Unfortunately he's learning the hard way. I can promise he'll never forget this lesson, and he'll never be the bestfriend again.
>>705826084
>crystalised water molecules
>draft of cold air
>thousands of miles
>higher rode
>wit and reason
>nonchalantly conform
ech
>>705823833
Women are sluts.
>>705829125
as a lesbian, can confirm 70% true.
>>705826084
>Rode
What is he buying microphones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owksj6dOhCM
>>705826084
>rode
>you belief in a myth
>autism
this one hurts
>>705829744
when you post a dope profile pic that you've been working hours on, only to get this sh*t response
>>705823833
It's his fault he's in that position, I used to be that guy, my crush used to ask me to text her full love songs, turns out she used to send them to her crush. I was such a door mat kek
>>705829146
average /b/ user
>>705830035
original
>>705829359
>Guy has cool gf
Fuck you cunt I came here to cringe not feel bad about myself
>>705830459
somebody had to be
>>705830134
The guy's a loser but the girl's a bitch.
I don't know which one I hate more.
>>705830213
LOL that's fucking rough, oh well, if she wasn't smart enough to find her own love lyrics, she prolly ain't for you, and she obviously wasn't as passionate about love as you.
>>705830035
You win.
All the salt over a video game is the cringiest shit I've seen in years.
>>705825354
A fate worse than death.
>>705830134
Poor son of a bitch.
>>705830892
I don't even own it
but... look at that photo
>>705828994
This is more kek than cringe
>>705830929
Poorer son of a bitch
>>705829707
That's not cringe...
>>705830134
>>705830730
>>705830947
IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRAGIC.
And I hope he ended up driving down there and going on a shooting spree.
>>705824792
found it
>>705828994
>implying he isn't right
Every anime video ever fucking made.
https://youtu.be/W9Uz_quOQq4
>>705831156
Psychopathic records stickers on the casket
>>705831336
hurr durr muh secret club
>>705829744
I mean, at least pick an attractive girl to lie about.
Also lying about your fucking wallpaper being real paint. What the fuck.
>>705828994
lmao fuck niggers
>>705831402
cringe because bitch, fuck women
>>705828589
So you admit that he's the victim, which was my point? I'm just trying to show some compassion for the poor kid, shit ain't fair. So close yet so far.
>>705830742
It was a shitty but beneficial experience, thanks to her iv never visited the friendzone after.
>>705831336
is this cringe? it looks like top level trolling.
>>705831156
IS THIS OC?? I HOPE THIS ISN'T REAL.
IF IT IS THEY PROBABLY KILLED HIM THEMSELVES
>>705829146
Dude was literally just listing off mean words, what a chubby faggot eating cunt fucker vagina dick faggot bundle fucker queef sniffing bitch ass nigher
>>705831580
That has to be a joke. There's no fucking way he couldn't have seen the mirror's reflection
>>705831779
all of the stuff i've got is stuff i've saved from other cringe threads, so no idea what happened, just sharing.
>>705830929
Yanderes are actually ugly, obese pieces of human trash? Damn it, those chinese cartoons mislead me again.
>>705831740
This has stolen first place.
>>705825264
>incoherent bullshit
>>705824384
>>705823625
Is this guy bullying you? You're clearly the person who posted the pictures. Did he steal your crush anon?
>>705831970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
>>705831779
caps locks is cruise control for cool.
that meme is old as shit, newfriend.
>>705831580
>>705831892
yeah I'm pretty sure all of these are preplanned lol, it isn't that hard.
>>705830929
He only has himself to blame.
>>705832074
OC?
>>705832113
ONLY FAGGOTS USE CAPS LOCK,
I LITERALLY ALWAYS HOLD SHIFT
>>705831779
welcome to 4chan
Monica tongue my anus
>>705831740
oh jesus
>>705831970
Justin should be euthanized
>>705831156
Just look at those fat disgusting people, product of our shit society. Just imagine, their vote counts as much as yours.
>>705832230
HA!
And I thought I liked clint eastwood before, that smarmy old fuck is great.
>>705831779
its fake
>>705832230
God bless Clint
>>705832230
Based Clint.
Where's the cringe
>>705831740
You picked the wrong Emily to fuck with son, you got no chance.
>>705832099
No, I don't know who he is.
>>705823625
and I'm different from this guy too,
sry anonbot, maybe next time you'll unlock The Matrix, but today?.. well, not today.
>>705831892
Yes it's a meme
>>705831156
Trump supporters I bet.
>>705832537
It applies to the pic I was responding to, and most of the thread now that I think about it.
>>705832099
You're getting added to my cringe folder as well.
>>705823147
elliott smith is god tier
>>705832671
My eyes, they burn
>>705831779
The baby died during birth. Evidence of the mothers drug use being an issue. The juggalos then asked the local station and twisted carnival records for free shit because their baby died.
The picture of the baby with the gun is unrelated.
>>705831779
Two totally different things pasta'd together.
The Juggababy was miscarried because the mom was an unhealthy druggy fatass who smoke, drank, and popped xannies while she was pregnant. She called some Juggalo radio show trying to get free shit like a week after the babby died.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Anabelle_Lotus&diff=prev&oldid=147315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA
>>705823386
This is so edgy it cut my wrist razors in half
>>705823625
prove its not samefag...i fucking dare you
>>705823386
Hey that's kinda funny.
Assuming that the guy who wrote that is being serious and not trolling, did he expect anyone to believe he is a psychopath? If he really were a psychopath he wouldn't be on tumblr
>>705832809
having never known this, it only makes the whole thing even worse, really. people are disgusting.
>>705832775
i agree but those legs hnngggg
>>705824441
sonic could use a little jesus tbqhwy fam
>>705832581
>>705832754
This is like the worst samefagging ive seen. Its clearly someguy who bullies you in real life. And "enter the matrix"??? The fuck? Do you think you're in a movie anon?
>>705832892
this is the closest way I can prove it.
>>705822518
This is the reason feminist's hate men.
>>705823670
hahaha
>>705833091
No, you're wrong dude
>>705832581
>>705832754
I'll admit I was both of these because I had two separate points to make, but you were more wrong than ever the first time anonb8er
>>705824236
>Obligatory tits or gtfo
Been there done that, currently stuck in this kind of relationship atm. Trying to break off the friendship. Bitch dates guys twice her age anyway
>>705831156
Fake. This is some old shit.
>>705822315
Third
>>705832671
What's cringe about this?
>>705821192
>knock knock
>who's there
>twit tw
>d-did you just call me a twit?
>ma'am, please just let me finish the joke, twit tw-
>DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER
>please, I just want to do my job and get through this kids party
>bragging that you have a job?? Ableist! Classist!! oh god oh god I'm having a panic attack, someone call my lawyer!
>>705824236
>THE FUCKING FACE HE'S MAKING
>>705830929
Hahaha
>>705830134
This isnt cringe the faggot just got his heart broken
The bitch sounded like a nignog anyway
>>705821667
>"This is my dad."
>"i guess he doesnt want to talk to my...typical."
>>705831180
Isn't Addison a girl name?
>>705831740
i think hes trolling
>>705832767
disgusting
>>705829707
>smile at her politely
>calmly tear papers in half
>thats not in the movies either is it bitch
>>705826084
It's thrown around a lot as a buzzword but this is an example of a genuinely autistic response
>>705833330
that's rough dude, i'm sorry. i hope that works out for you. here's a hot chick to help you through these rough times.
>>705832875
jesus fucking christ
>>705831530
you still sound like a major beta
>>705833109
goddamnit anon, my sides are in orbit!!!
>>705833353
you like can give you moar
>>705828994
>A-am I edgy enough to be a cool kid now?
>>705823670
My heart goes out to that kid.
I wish bitches were that vulgar with me, I'm too dumb and trust myself way too little to act on subtlety. I've had one girl try and contact me for literally 4-5 YEARS of waiting for me to say the right thing.. And this other one waited 1.5 years.
Idk what it is about me.. I think I'm ugly, have 0 personality, yet these girls wait so long to give me a chance.. AND THEY'RE CUTE TOO, I BLEW IT.
I don't really care that much, but THEY BOTH LEFT ME THE SAME DAY WITH A FB STATUS. September 12th, one record to be the worst day of my life. Anxious for what'll top it next!! :DD
>>705830035
You guys think this is them celebrating completion but no this is part of the development process
>>705828994
mfw he aint wrong
>>705833098
>teen suicde
>shit /b threads
>>705825264
>>>>>>>rant over
>>705833838
you sound like a broad who probably spreads on all her friends because it's "less drama"
>>705832344
Somehow stupider than the nigs saying much nigguh
Common garbage.
>>705834156
>loses argument
>has to desperately think of obscure insults
>insults bands never heard of
>horse porn on his own tabs
>no one will ever know
>I love how their dicks are so much bigger
>NO HOMO so it's not gay
>whew.. that was close
>>705832478
Holy fucking shit dude is a good response
>>705823833
I dunno is he's beta or a maestro. Pic related
>>705824236
why is this cringe, he looks shredded as fuck, shit haircut but still juicy as
>>705832478
>>705834489
I wish I knew what that last message below read.
even OP said "this is too horrible to share"
>>705834348
>saying black America is on white-supplied life support
Is he wrong?
>>705834209
>>705833838
>>705831530
>>705828589
>>705828251
>>705826052
>>705825304
Cringe within a cringe thread. We need to go deeper.
>>705830926
>a child having to act like a parent and patronise their dad is emotionally healthy
>>705830929
i knew it was a couple of limeys before i even read leicester...fucking gollums.
>>705830929
>Othello Syndrome
Oh fuck off, making excuses.
>>705833736
Dude was a great musician.
>>705823670
i honestly have the same issue, im a fucking social retard
>>705834225
Wat do?
>>705834445
>if a band is name teen suicide i know it's straight up high pitched wrist cutter "music" like blood on the dance floor
>claims i'm reverting to obscure insults
>says i have porn on my tabs
i'm not the guy you're arguing with either faggot
>>705833098
>Shit YouTube buzzfeed video
>Teen suicide
>Actually fucking reddit
>Facebook.com
>Favorite pornstar thread
You are the reason I drink
>>705834489
If it's the same one I'm thinking of that was the chick's boyfriend who responded.
>>705834209
haha oh fuck kill yourself
>>705834909
Hes a good whiner. That's about it.
>the curt cobain of the hipster world and nothing more
Regarding the Charlotte shooting
>>705834973
he's right faggot
>>705831580
Just a normie taking part in a facebook meme, nothing to see here.
>>705831402
Thats why im not nice to bitches
>>705835082
I gotta disagree with that. He's a lot better then Kurt.
>>705831970
I had only just managed to clear this from my memory
>>705834924
I don't listen to that faggot BotDF shit, just because you don't have the intellectual ability to have an open mind and to actually listen to albums before criticizing a band doesn't mean that you can automatically relate every other band to ones you slightly know based off their names
>>705834973
It's a joke, laugh.
>>705835084
It saddens me that people actually think like this.
>>705835077
I knew it LOL
>>705835332
you're welcome.
>>705830134
This has to be fake. Girls aren't THIS sadistic.
>>705835033
You drink because you go on 4chan everyday and hate your life.
>>705835358
Bruh it gets worse. I mean you can clearly see both the gun and the ankleholster in the video.
>>705834924
>>if a band is name teen suicide i know it's straight up high pitched wrist cutter "music" like blood on the dance floor
not the other guy but its more like mgmt imo
>>705831402
SAVAGE
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>>705834348
>People literally get mad for a certain group of people doing what they want them to do
Its like slavery all over again
1940:
>Pick that cotton nigger
>Nigger picks cotton
>Gets whipped and publicly shamed
2016:
>Be nice to African Americans White men
>Proceeds to do shit not even Lincoln would do
>Gets publicly shamed and called a racist
You can't make this shit up
>>705833208
why would you even say that?!
>>705835084
Do people seriously believe when an incident involving a cop happens there no investigation?
>>705833305
someone screen cap this faggotry...cringe inception.
>>705835033
>sees everyone else jumping on a screenshot
>tries to jump in by literally repeating everything that's been said
> "Buzzfeed" meanwhile.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_iNRGac_uM
to my cringe folder you go!
>>705835130
or do. whatever.
>>705832875
This image is old enough now for us to assume they are now regulars on 4chan.
>>705830926
every day we stray further from Gods light.
>>705832230
I kinda like Clint Eastwood now
>>705833817
Hooray. But im actually glad i went through it. Makes me realize im a cringy motherfucker and i gotta work on that shit
>>705835559
>Calls others retarded
>"...yet you seem so fucking retarded; that you can't even be so compelled to read the constitution."
Learn to use the semi-colon.
>>705823147
>>705835456
Oh but some are.
>>705831740
this is actually autism
>>705834348
i actually bothered to read it and what the fuck
theres no winning with these assholes i swear to god
>>705832230
>implying this is cringe
>implying clint eastwood isn't a badass mofo
We need more Clints, Sean Connerys, and Trumps in the world.
>>705831580
I like how the reflection is more in the centre of the frame than his face is. LOL. How can people not see that 99% of these are just for the laughs?
>>705835736
This faggot does
>>705831402
lol petty bitches throw sticks in front of their bike wheel then blame guys.
>>705835559
Alpha as fuck. I love this guy.
>>705835984
see>>705832656
never said it was cringe.
>>705822711
No she had to pop a xan because she's a stereotypical suburban whitegirl
>>705835970
FUCK THAT SHIT
>>705832704
acshual tism
>>705835996
Because this board is filled with pungent shits who will believe anything to make themselves feel better
>>705835736
This. Every bullet gets its own paperwork.
>>705825354
tfw they're all trumperinos
>>705822518
>>705832230
Not cringe but how is this badass? I mean, he only stated his opinion
>>705834911
>mfw my names adam
>mfw i have modern warfare 2
>mfw im lvl 15
>mfw i have a ps3
>mfw im a fuckin pimp tho
Such is life in betatown
>>705833208
fuckin alpha
>>705834924
Listening to it rn, it's more shoegaze stuff
>>705835559
jesus christ
>>705833098
>teen suicide
>jewtube
>fat sick and nearly dying
>atom central
>outlook
Cringe in a cringe thread, the circle is complete.
>>705829707
Savage.
>>705836286
>America loving bigot
And proud.
>>705821667
That has to be fake...Holy shit
>>705822518
Yeah that's a 'Mask' reference for those that are too young.
>>705833995
If someone is as cringy as you obviously are...do you read these posts and not understand what these people did wrong?
do you make an excel sheet to try and understand?
>>705836442
A reference doesn't excuse it.
>>705826084
I hate when autistic people are right.
>>705823147
thats not cringey
>>705836442
oh i got it. it's just still horrible to see written out like that.
>>705833838
"Fuckin beta males having compassion for the suffering of others don't have shit on alphas like me" There's nothing secure about not feeling bad for him.
>>705822518
Awooga awooga
>>705836424
Confirmed hes a troll
>>705821192
>>705835386
holy shit you fucking cringe lord...no, youre not right...be honest...are you full blown autistic or just aspbergers?
>>705836176
Sauce?
I-i-i like the art style
>>705834209
>broad
Are you a time traveler from 1950?
Please stop Rap music.
>>705836547
How?
>>705834923
fuck Jason's tigt lil pusy
>>705835559
Wait, I was joking before. This is legit? This guy watched the video and didn't come to the logical conclusion? God damn I hate liberals. I know they're not all retarded, but this guy fucking sets the bar.
I need a second to think about this.
>>705825354
>Be me, conservacuck
>Repress weird fetishes for so long that they become a part of my DNA
>Decide it's time to have vanilla, Christian sex with my wife
>Obviously the only position we fuck in is missionary
>After 43 seconds I finish with my regular 6 pumps
>Wife comments on how small my penis is
>3 months pass
>Wife tells me she has pissed on a stick and it told her she was pregnant
>Beat her for believing in Witchcraft
>Another 6 months pass
>Wife tells me she's having a baby and I have to drive her to the hospital
>Beat her for making demands
>WomanShouldKnowTheirPlace.jpg
>Starts screaming, louder than when I beat her
>A small human is spewed out onto the floor from her make sex bleed hole
>Apparently this process is hard because she dies
>Beat her for dying
>Child starts crying
>Beat child for crying
>Fast forward 20 years of somehow raising child
>It tells me it's a genderfluid polyamorous asexual tacobellish xenophobic polyracial bicycle-kin with the pronouns taco, tacos and bell-self
Where did it all go wrong?
>>705833995
An actually interesting and relateable post
>>705834348
this is cringe, not rage thread
>>705836286
do you consider yourself tolerant, anon?
>>705836388
>subscribes to the reddit echochamber
>lol think for yourselves sheep kek omg zozzle
>>705836689
Got you fam
http://en.lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+hang+yourself
>>705836442
Wouldn't it be a reference to earlier cartoons like loony toons?
>>705834445
>projecting this hard
When did you develop your horse porn fetish?
Around the same time you started listening to teen suicide?
You fucked up posting that screenshot without cropping your gay ass tabs, move on, faggot.
>>705829309
Tits or gtfo slut.
>inb4 I'm not a slut
You've already agreed that 70% of you is a slut, I'm betting the slutty part wants to show me your tits.
>>705836380
he failed at making a facebook meme. like all you have to do is post a scene from something or a hip meme. Ffs
Ohshitnigger.avi
>>705823386
the avatar makes the post a joke. it's a troll guys.
>>705836806
>implying /b isn't an even worse echo chamber than reddit.
>>705835617
Your dates are a bit off, but we get it.
>>705836442
we got the reference, faggot.
>>705836442
Much older cartoons than The Mask did that you goddamn retard.
>>705836752
Yeah I stumbled across this like 10 minutes after waking up and seriously had to check if I was actually awake.
>>705835187
Did he just quote Bruce Almighty?
>>705830926
This gave me a stroke.
>>705836369
teen suicide is a good band, I honestly had a bad first impression because of the title, but because I'm not a beta pleb, I can set my feelings aside and listen to the music and give a proper insight solely on how it sounds. I go on Reddit whenever I want to ask something and actually end up leaving on a positive note, fat sick and nearly dying is a green drink recipe, atom central is nuclear explosives (you think that's lame, faggot?) and makes fun for having outlook open.. WHAT??? so now you have my semi-internet lifestory, happy anonb8er?
>>705837011
Tfw the third photo
>>705836993
>implying /b/ is not full of cancerous redditers now
>>705822518
awooga awooga, 9/11 was an inside jobooga
>>705823386
Seems like a copypasta
if not it should be one
>>705837113
holy fucking shit you're right he did. how did i never notice that.
>>705837165
>dude in heaven
>disbitch
