T-time for Tea and Talk w-with Alice2!
Come get a cuppa and t-talk out your problems!
sup
A maid for a maid!
Bump!
>>705810438
T-tea time!
>>705810309
L-let me pour you a cup, Anonymous!
>>705810438
Huge blunt m9 very dank.
>>705810309
Hi Alice!
>>705810309
Tea time
show me how to brew delicious tea!
>>705810309
Hello, Alice-chan! How are you tonight?
- Cirno
>>705810309
Why do you help us. You problaly have a great job and problaly get alot of money. Your problaly really cute and nice in person . you problaly have a boyfriend. So why help us.
Reporting.
>>705810789
T-this is my home, of course! W-why wouldn't I h-help make it better?
>>705810309
Can you please say something nice to me?
Im sad :c
>>705810309
My seminal vesicle is swollen if you know what I mean.
omg ur totes adorbs <3
What kid of tea do you have?
>>705810916
*gently kisses your forehead* Y-you are a wonderful person, Anonymous <4 B-believe in yourself more!
I've got a bruise under my thumb and i need a new light cover for my bike...... otherwise im kay-o
I have the same maid outfit.
Great Taste Alice2.
>>705810309
>1
I like you <3
>>705810975
I am g-glad you asked! I've g-got quite a lot of information on this t-tea, as you c-can see here!
>>705811035
It's a b-bit itchy!
Alice2? What happened to Alice1?
>>705811119
S-she left years ago...
>>705811119
she totes died
>>705811119
Got threathened out of existance.
>>705811059
ohhh Chai tea. does this kind of chai smell like christmas?
Alice-chan in a maid outfit is the best!
- Cirno
>>705810996
T-thanks a lot
>>705811175
F-for anyone who c-can't read the low quality WebM....d-damn new size limits...
>>705811175
I think you murdered her Alice2-Chan
>>705811257
show penis
>>705811256
It is m-my pleasure. Anything else I c-can do for you?
>>705810309
Alice do you recommend any self improvement system?
>>705811114
Yea, but for the price I would understand.
I need a higher quality one.
Hooray!
>>705810309
Get a new hobby, faggot.
>>705810857
I see. Gurls like you are girls that i fall in love with. But ill never find some one like you in irl
>>705811272
The plot thickens.
>>705811257
I still can't read it, can we get a close up view?
hey T~chan
wanna help cheer up a 19 year old alcoholic weeaboo?
>>705811327
S-sorry, don't have one, b-but would you l-like some sugar in your tea?
>>705811341
Suicide.
What the fuck is this shit.
>>705811408
Prove it
>>705811408
Two spoons. Do you happen to have a sharpie on hand?
>>705811059
You wrote "Rooibos" wrong and it's driving me nuts. Can you fix it, please Alice?
>>705811408
Faggot.
>>705811421
A-lready tried that silly anon, did spend a couple of weeks in a psychiatric hospital
>>705811494
It's autism.
Alice, why is western civilization collapsing?
>>705811378
J-just keep trying Anonymous <4
>>705811407
H-how can I be of assistance?
>>705811361
It's h-hard to find Touhou cosplays in h-high quality.
>>705811341
N-no system per se, b-but I do recommend keeping a journal, cutting y-your goals into very small pieces and prioritizing them, and m-making sure to complete at least one thing every day!
>>705811494
L-love and cheer!
>>705811525
S-sadly not!
>>705811557
S-so one lump or two?
i heard you got a girlfriend alice, is that true?
>>705810309
This might be a sensitive topic, but where are your burns? I thought you said you could see them all over your body.
>>705811616
It isn't <4
>>705811494
No one knows. it is a mystery
>>705811619
Hillary or Trump?
>>705811658
>Sensitive
I get it
>>705811494
A maid named Alice2 is here giving us giving us Roobios Chai Tea and listening to our problems.
>>705811658
she has skin grafts you can tell in the shitty shots of her legs from other threads. thats why she wears stockings now
Is this some sort of trap?
>>705811619
>H-how can I be of assistance?
kind words and tea help
im just looking for someone to call me onii~chan
I'm under a lot of stress and most of them is my own fault, how should I live Alice?
Hello!
>>705811619
Thank you for answering i hope your words reach all anons
just shows your dick all ready``
>>705810309
post penis so that I can fap already
>>705811831
Nope. Stay a while and chat.
>>705811726
L-let's not get political. I'm h-here to help, n-not to argue.
>>705811831
I'm f-female, thank you <4
>>705811860
I h-hope you find that someone one d-day!
>>705811874
T-tell me what is going on, and I'll d-do my best <4
>>705811877
Hello Ayayaya!
>>705811619
Seriously, get a new hobby. At least stay off /b/, fucking fag.
>>705811570
Failing once isn't losing, but giving up is.
Try again. What doesn't kill you only makes you even stronger. And then you can kill yourself even better.
>>705811815
You also wrote "Rooibos" wrong.
>>705811860
konbonwa Onii~chan
>>705811827
Are there any photos I can see? I missed all of her theads since the one where she made a turkey burger.
>>705811954
>>705811957
S-sorry, don't have one <4
>>705811923
I'll d-do my best!
>>705811984
I've b-been here five years, dear newfriend <4 T-try harder though.
>>705811984
>not liking qt tea time grills
kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>705811630
answer me!
>>705811831
90% sure it's a trap considering this is /b/ and no face, but if it's a trap it is convincing
>>705811977
Prove that you're female, you know the rules
>>705810309
Welcome back
Im here too ( also mailing you)
-Gifman
>>705812062
youll have to look back through the archives she did a thread in the shower once
>>705810732
I like that tea set.
>>705811619
True, but why not try making your own? Like your own Alice cosplay or a cute maid costume?
>>705811988
hajimemashite imoto
>>705811977
How are ya Alice? I also go by MikanBox or Box if that's easier to remember.
>>705812198
S-sorry, not attention whoring s-so they don't apply to me <4
>>705812199
Oh, l-let me check those <4
>>705812074
It doesn't matter how long you're on this board. I'm using 4chan since about a year now and never have seen you on /b/.
Just go already, faggot.
>>705812083
Everyone of you is a trap-loving dicksucking faggot.
Who is Alice2, what's your story, why are you getting so much attention and why haven't I heard about this before?
>>705812270
This joke has gone too far already,
can i say itidakimasu before i eat you out alice?
>>705812199
Hi Gifman. How've you been?
>>705812205
I'm supised no one saved it, I thought half of /b/ worshiped her.
>>705812310
>I'm using 4chan since about a year now
fuck off newfag
try a different site
>>705811336
Sure Alice. Did you ever felt eternal loneliness? Its when you miss people you know even if they alive. When you know that nothing you ever done matters becouse everything will vanish from the existence. When you realize that people wouldn't have enough time to develop such technology to even escape death of the sun. And so on, i think you understand a picture. So, my question is: how do i deal with it? Every day passes really fast without anything happening, and, becouse of what is above i dont really want anything to happen. Also Alice is number one name if i ever have a girl from someone, just fun fact.
PLEASE fix your sign, it is driving me nuts. The "i" comes *before* the b, as in the attached picture!
>>705812288
When does the reimu thread start, that's what I'm really here for
>>705811408
no tits. it's a dude.
>>705811984
I wish i could grant your wish anon but i kinda like to live, realized killing myself wasn't a solution
Hope you have a good day
>>705812310
Two words, newfriend, lurk moar.
>>705811987
Your autism over this is cracking me up.
>>705811408
You have very skinny legs. Eat moar!
Hello, Alice! I've been waiting so long to see you. I finally caught up with one of threads. It's amazing to be here, it's like a dream come true.
alice i just applied to college today, im going to get my masters in criminology and psychological profiling
wish me luck please?
>>705812598
one of the threads* Hands are shaking too much, can't type.
>>705812256
W-what am I, made of t-time?
>>705812254
T-thank you, it is v-very special to me <4
>>705812283
I'm q-quite well, can I h-help you?
>>705812310
M-might I suggest lurking moar, newfriend?
>>705812348
N-no, as that is not a m-meal.
>>705812319
*blinks* W-what would you like to know?
>>705812409
A few times. I've taken more than a few deep dives into that hole when I was given ketamine treatment for my depression.
You deal with it day by day, hour by hour. You set up goals, you set up a schedule, you decide what is important to you, and you go do it.
You live, Anonymous, and you accept everything is transient, and that while it is painful to lose, it is worse to have nothing to lose.
>>705812458
Y-you've got poor eye sight.
>>705812597
I've b-been losing a bit of weight recently.
>>705812613
G-good luck! Have a backup plan!
>>705812598
Oh h-hello <4 How c-can I help you?
>>705812613
What a useless fucking degree
>>705812375
It's my birthday now, and shit obviously. Not been doing too well lately. And being 25 now and no one even sent me a message, lol.
So how are you?
-Gifman
>>705812399
Are you implying that time matters? It doesn't.
It literally doesn't matter how long you use 4chan, you can get into it within a month.
Fuck off with your "hurr durr xd I'm an oldfag, here since 2005 xdddddddd" bullshit.
Fact is, this thread is cancer, I don't have to be an "oldfag" to see that. You are a fucking moron and so is OP. Both of you are huge faggots. Kill yourselves
>>705811987
So did Alice. I got the spelling from
here >>705811257
I'm not a tea expert here Anon.
>>705812670
>N-no, as that is not a m-meal.
its a meal if its yours alice chan
>>705812689
given alice has been here since 2004, you are a fucking newfag dude just go away you are the cancer killing /b/
>>705812540
1 sentence: I'm using 4chan since a year and haven't seen this faggot OP once and yes I do use 4chan somewhat daily.
Literally end your own life.
>>705812487
You'll die eventually. Everyone does. DIY
What're your thoughts on this Alice?
>>705812675
except criminal profilers are in extreme need right now because of increasing crime rates in the us
also it qualifies me for any social or human services career
educate yourself kid
>>705812456
8 pm CST, anon, see you there.
>>705812686
I'm doing alright, happy birthday hun, so, have you thought have what I told you?>>705812689
Please, stop embarrasing yourself.
>>705812670
Just came here to say hi. I'm probably gonna lurk a bit.
>>705812686
Happy birthday Gifman. If I knew what your steam was, I would send you a message.
>>705812863
>this fucking angry
Dude, calm down.
>>705812873
I know I'm not Alice, but I think it is cute.
>>705812670
You don't need time silly, just work on it a little bit at a time. Learn a little at a time as well. You have enough time to worry about our needs and serve us "tea" right?
>>705812863
>a year
bruh are you serious
>>705812863
Might do it myself eventually but why are you in such rush, me dying would have little to zero impact on your sad life anon, also lurk moar ;)
>>705812873
L-looks pretty cute?
>>705812984
Okay, h-have fun!
>>705812942
Profiling actually h-has a lot of statistical evidence to s-suggest it doesn't work.
>>705813009
I p-prefer to just buy <4
>>705812689
>Are you implying that time matters? It doesn't.
lurk moar newfag
>>705810309
pretty sure this things a guy.
>>705812796
"Hurr durr, look at me I know this faggot has been here since 2004 xdddddddd I am an elitist faggot who thinks he get special rights after using a website for 10+ years xddd"
As I said. Time doesn't fucking matter.
OP looks like a 17 y/o faggot who like to crossdress and disappoint his parents.
I doubt OP is like in his 30s right now.
Because you said he is on here since 2004.
So that like 12 years. So he should be like 30 by now.
Lemme guess "xdddddddd newfag lurk moar"
>>705812863
>a year
AWW SHIT WE GOT A BADASS HERE
>>705813180
S-sorry to say, you are w-wrong <4
>>705812957
Thank you. And mhmh a little maybe, not quite sure. Had a busy day.
>>705812984
Thank you as well, and I barely use steam tbh but thanks for the gesture :h
-Gifman
>>705813180
No shit
>>705812863
>>705812984
DIY
like at home depot, do just ride up and buy a DIY kill yourself kit? can you hire the latinos outside to help? i mean that sounds expensive man.
>>705813091
Alice what are you watching lately? or reading?
Also miss you need to eat more, we want you here for many many years to come
>>705813210
if you had been here for five years, youd realize this is a girl you fucking newfag lurk moar
>>705813210
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hey alice, long time no see.
I've recently had a quite serious surgery, and I've been put out of action for a few months.
It's only been a week, yet I'm already getting depressed at the lack of stuff to do (Not to mention how none of my freinds thought to visit).
I'm scared that this is just going to be a downwards spiral, and even when I've recovered, I won't be up to do anything.
Do you know how to stop this from happening?
I love how your kitchen is always so clean and neat, Alice!!!!!
>>705812670
Well you should definitely eat more. You'll feel better and it will make you FAST. Just like Sanic.
Do you drink any coffee at all? Just wondering. I'm not a fan of tea.
>>705812863
>4chan daily.
>tells me to end my life
Please, get out :,^)
Lurk moar for the love of god.
>>705813228
T-thanks f-for g-giving m-me a s-stroke
nobodies buying that shit btw
>>705813228
a/s/l?
I'm 22 / m / san francisco
>>705812670
I just wanted you to say hi, but I suppose I can ask something. How would you deal with Bipolar disorder? (I'm your biggest fan, by the way!)
>>705812670
Alice2 from the looks of it i might become a constant visitor in your threads. I love boxing and boxing saved me so ill use ippo as an avatar and call me (IM). Dont give up on life andi wont give up either also im tge guy who asked the question anout why you cared
>>705812689
Kill yourself newfag. stop asking questions and stop being a faggot. Don't post if your a newfag. If you haven't lurked for at least a year don't post.
>>705813325
What PS2?
Hey Alice do you think ASMR is a real thing?
>>705813446
Fuck off elitist.
>>705813091
Okay~
http://www.cosplayshopper.com/cosplay-costumes/maid-costumes
Here is this, hope you find something you like.
>>705813091
It's a cat that lives in a banana
>>705813044
As I said, it doesn't fucking matter. DO you think you're an "elitist" because you're using this site since idk, maybe 5+ years or something? You don't have to be on a website for 5 years or 10 or even longer, to understand what's going on, nor do I need to spend 5 years here to have an opinion that's something worth.
You opinion isn't worth more than mine, no matter how long you've spent here, retard. Fucking end your life and take your filthy cum rag waifu pillow with you to hell where you both belong.
>>705813085
"xdddddddddddddd lurk moar"^^^^^ refer to previous answer
>>705813153
^^^^^^^^^ previous answer
>>705813263
*blinks* B-bill Nye the Science Guy!
And I've b-been gaining weight, which is w-why I switched to the maid outfit.
>>705813354
I t-take good care of my tools <4
>>705813363
I d-do sometimes, especially Coffiest from Soylent.
>>705813385
T-the truth doesn't care about w-what people believe.
>>705813328
I w-would work on practicing your skills! Have y-you heard of Khan Academy? it's a g-good way to brush up on what you might have forgotten!
>>705813408
W-with medication.
>>705813421
N-nice to meet you <4
>>705813529
C-current scientific theory is s-still out!
>>705813576
I l-like it!
you are a cute trap 10/10 would have a tea party with.
>>705812689
But infact being an oldfag shows that you know what true cancer is. This isnt it. belive me there used to be threads that ran 24/7 worse than this
how it make you feel that every guy that like animes as much as you is beta cuck faggit and gone feed you to niggers so he can get off ?
Wait, why does this make me angry?
>>705813595
LURK MOAR NEWFAG
>>705813625
Don't call, Alice-chan a trap! She is an adorable girl!
- Cirno
>>705813229
It's up to you to start the journey.
>>705813595
You're stubborn as an edgy teen.
>>705813625
S-sorry, I'm not a trap!
>>705813653
W-what?
>>705813664
*gently squeezes you around the middle, resting her head on your back* I d-don't know. Want t-to talk about it?
>>705813091
>Profiling actually h-has a lot of statistical evidence to s-suggest it doesn't work.
theres actually very little supporting evidence against criminal profiling except for racial statistics which is where most flawed cases go wrong.
government recognized psychology supports it and tying in with federal organizations gives me job security
>>705813595
>>705813595
Ayy ebin trolling anon you are champ
>>705812310
>about a year now
You haven't even been here a year and your complaining about shit. You're in for a rough ride new friend.
>>705813595
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705813229
No problem.
>>705813261
Trust me. If I had wanted to kill myself, i would have by now.
>>705813595
but why are you getting so rustled about this mang. Its just a fucking website
>>705813624
>>705812670
>Gaining weight
>losing weight
What the fuck is going on here? Explain.
>>705813624
Soylent? That worth the price?
>>705813670
Stop trying to whiteknight this thread faggot.
Everyone of you who think can counter me with "newfriend" and other shit is a fucking moron.
Lemme guess, someone is going to reply with something refering to "newfag" or "lurk more" again, because they're retarded af.
End your life. Take your cum rag of a pillow with you. Never come back you waste of human flesh.
You're adorable <3
Hows it goin' Alice? It's 1:30AM and I'm downing mugs of coffee contemplating shit, but your threads always provide a nice distraction from life and make me smile, so thanks!
Also any teasers as to what you're cooking on Fri/Sat?
aren't you the one that does palm rteadings or tarot or some supernatural spoopy shit like that?
so are we waiting for nudes or like wtf is going on in here?
Alice, how do you deal with the autists who seem to follow you on every thread you make, does it annoy you, or do you like knowing there are people who care about you (even if it's to a seemingly creepy level)?
>>705813624
I'm legit curious about you Alice, what kind of dreams do you have?
>>705813822
I thought you said you failed once.
did you try to kill yourself without without wanting to kill yourself? beacuse if that counts. hooo boy attempt suicide all the time.
>>705812310
>a year
Lurk moar newfriend before making a fool of yourself.
>>705813945
That's a different anon from her harem, lurk more newfag
>>705813923
lurk more faggot
>>705813824
"xdddddddddddddddd"
yeah right. meanwhile you guys say "lurk more" "newfriend :^)" because you think you're elitists. yes no shit, 4chan is just another shitty website with faggots arguing with each other.
>>705813923
Relax retard
>Haven't been in an Alice thread in like a year.
I got fucked up in that time span. What tea helps fix that?
Looking good today. Not nearly as scrawny as usual. And the lighting isn't as shit, so you look less pale too.
when do you make your threads alice?
do you have set times?
>>705812310
>a year now
please stop
>>705813945
That's Reimu, today we are supposed to have a thread at 8 pm CST.
post picture of penis pls
>>705814065
everyone has bad days man. Don't know what happened to you today but taking it out on others won't help you get better.
>>705813983
As an autistic person who follows Alice I'm triggered
>>705813763
T-the psychological evidence disagrees, b-but that's okay <4
>>705813906
I l-like it <4
>>705813929
I d-do my best!
>>705813931
I h-haven't decided yet!
>>705813945
Absolutely not. I am an engineer; the supernatural is fake.
>>705813958
H-how can I help you?
>>705813983
I m-mostly ignore them!
>>705814016
Bad ones.
>>705814105
H-how did you get fucked up?
>>705814122
T-thanks? I honestly think it's just a shittier camera.
>>705814139
8AM and 8PM EST
>>705813945
Nope, that would be me.
Can i see some bum before i start studying Alice
>>705814065
have you noticed how youre getting the most replies in this thread and were all unanimously agreeing your a faggot?
were no the problem you are
youre on the wrong site kid
>>705813923
pic related
>>705812863
>daily 4chan is bad for yer health anon
>get out a couple days
>>705814036
>>705814066
>>705814058
"xdddddddddddddddd"
I need to spent 10 years on 4chan to achieve "ultra faggot" status to have a valid opinion.
End you life, take your cumrag body pillow with you. You deserve to burn in hell, you pig. You worthless scum. You motherfucking incestious waste of molecules.
>>705814276
And h-hopefully only for entertainment purposes.
>>705813757
Later alice i gotta go work now ill see you around. (Hugs alice) Thank you for listening
>>705814352
>>705814352
>hurr durr i got you guys, haha retards
stop projecting faggot
>>705814423
*hugs* M-my pleasure <4 H-have a good day at work!
>>705814234
Red tea and chai tea are actually my two favorite teas.
But mixing them sounds like some kind of heresy.
How does it compare to the individual flavors?
>>705813210
Lmao why you so mad? If you are literally this triggered by the words of an anonymous person, maybe try a different site like 9gag
>>705814352
Are you mentally unstable?
>>705814105
>>705814300
>>705814234
except actual recognized psychology disagrees with you, the minority that differs is completely incorrect on the legitimacy of behavioral science
>>705814352
This is so fucking bad I'm almost starting to think it's bait.
>>705812863
>you'll die eventually
>everyone does
Proof?
A newfag! >>705814352
>>705814276
so when's the next thread?
>>705814577
oh shit
>>705814312
Really? So, if someone goes apeshit and gets all the (you)'s. I am the problem? No. The ones who keep replying are. The ones who think that counterbaiting is viable. If I don;t get replies. I leave. If I get some. I'll stay and have fun. You're the real problem here, for being dumb enough to either fall for bait, or trying to counterbait.
>>705814532
oh,sorry. i thought you were someone else
Hey Alice I've been depressed and it's making me ill can I have some tea?
>>705814300
I-is that the same Erica I know?>>705814234
I got fucked up by getting homeless and thrown around then joined the army.
>>705814352
(You)
Its eternal sadness anon here.
I just want to thank you again, its really nice to talk to someone.
Its great what you're doing here, keep it up, proud of you. I want to ask you something, but i dont know what. So, ask me anything if you like.
>>705814582
>>705814577
>>705814561
>>705814525
>>705814519
thanks for the (you)'s guys :^)
this thread was fun.
>>705810309
Alice is for _____________
>>705814687
The one and only. probably. is that barkhorn?
>>705814708
*pet*
>>705814665
No no no no, don't look at that other poster, hg Erica?
>>705813624
Going to break my ruling here to ask ONE more question. Is your chatroom only accessible to certain people?
>>705814617
8 PM, CST.
>>705814352
>>705814812
gotten
I want Alice to be my trap bride, but I am not depressed at the moment. My heart goes to everyone here who are struggling, and it makes me feel ashamed for being happy while you all are miserable. Stay strong friends!
>>705814638
no you see i get sexual satisfaction from long drawn out pointless arguments, really this is just physically exiting me and i want to keep you here as long as possible so i can continue
using this as foreplay for my masturbatory session later
>>705813595
>this mad
this is bait
>>705814719
You have any movie/show recommendations?
I have 2 questions, do you only go on /b/ now? And do you only ever do these threads, or do you lurk and shitpost like the rest of us?
>>705814352
I'm not a newfag either. I have also been here all summer. These niggers just don't get it because they are faggots.
>XD
>>705814547
Except numerous studies disagree:
http://cjb.sagepub.com/content/early/2007/03/22/0093854806296925.short
http://hsx.sagepub.com/content/4/3/234.short
and
http://www.apa.org/monitor/julaug04/profiling.aspx
It is w-widely shown in large scale studies t-to be ineffective.
>>705814782
I can tell you have a lot of friends
>>705814812
cuddling
>>705814864
Kill yourself, you swine. You are nothing! End it all, kill yourself to be over with it you maggot, you waste of a human being.
>>705814782
>Haha, I was only pretending to be retarded
Lame.
>>705814617
In about 15 minutes.
what kind of porn you watch ?
why shouldn't i kill myself?
>>705810309
twitch /xx2shy
You studdering bitch. Fuck off.
>>705814979
I was taught that this in my psychology courses
are we ever going to see your actual face? you seem like you would be cute as fuck
>>705814861
A-ah? It s-shouldn't be.
>>705814899
I'm n-not a trap!
>>705814959
A-ah? When d-did I go to other boards?
>>705815063
B-because tomorrow could be better, if y-you work to make it so. H-how can I help you make a brighter future for yourself?
>>705814963
>>705815012
YOu swines, you wastes of human beings. Go to hell with your cum rags that you call waifu and husbando you degenerates.
>>705815151
Please hug me.
>>705814859
Hg erica? no no. Hartmann. from the old alice threads. are you thinking the witch quest people?
Alice. Would you invite Donald Trump over for Tea Time and sex? Pic related after you have his child.
>>705815063
Why should you?
>>705814812
enjoying hot beverages with ( ･ω･)
>>705815177
R8 me Alice
>>705815092
>Studdering
>Kek
>>705815151
I love your pale skin tbh
show benis or leave
>>705815151
>not a trap
tfw
>>705814831
Yes, it's Trude. Long time no see (I no longer have a mini avafag folder on phone, cuz don't have that phone anymore)
>>705815063
Because there's so much cool stuff to do in this world.
>>705815328
this
>>705815151
>>705813624
>>705812670
>>705810309
Theoretically speaking. What would you do if I leaked your information?
>>705815151
I'm talking about going to other boards as a random anon, not as Alice. Like for example going to /wg/ or /hc/.
Alice needs to stuff her panties in the front with socks after we get married, or else I couldn't pick myself up in order to sodomize her butthole. Anyway guys, no need for suicide. I am on your side, so you are never alone.
(^o^)/ *hugs*
>>705815198
*wraps her arms around you and lays her head on your chest* I l-love you Anonymous <4
>>705815243
N-no thanks.
>>705815322
T-thanks, it's m-mostly skin grafts!
>>705815328
I d-don't have one <4
>>705815345
T-that's correct!
>>705815421
Fuck off anon, we've all seen the doc by now. Don't be edgy.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE? CANDY ASS! GO DIVE HEAD FIRST INTO A WOOD CHIPER...
>>705815450
I d-don't post except as Alice.
>>705815268
SWINES, UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS, SOLDIERS DIE IN IRAQ WHILE YOU SIT IN YOUR BASEMENT AND POST ON TRAP THREADS FAPPING TO GAY ASS "BOIPUCCI" SHIT YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILES. YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT AND END THIS WHOLE WORLD WITH A BANG.
>>705815421
Haha, what information do you have, Anon?
This "Alice" person isn't very good at covering their tracks.
>>705815151
>>705815247
i used to think the only thing that will fix my life will be losing my weight
4.5 killos later and on a way to because a normal human i understood my life is still shit and it's not about my self confidence, my life is just empty and i don't have the guts to do anything but talking in a gay "tea time" about how i want myself
i just want to stop existing...
>>705815421
she doxxed herself twice why would she be scared now?
>>705811272
FUTURE DIARY SEASON 2 PLOT
>>705815509
stop using 4 instead of 3 you imbecile trap faggot piss nigger faggot shithole of a human excuse bitch asshole prick
>>705815509
Would you invite Hillary Clinton over for tea and sex?
>>705815509
What field of engineering?
Also pls more webms
>>705815591
S-so let me ask you a question then, Anonymous. You feel empty....what would fill you?
What do you want to do with your life?
>>705815566
>>705815421
>tfw vague spoopy threats
>>705815604
Does it look like I know anything about this guy?
>>705811175
Last time I checked Alice1 is now the Reimu poster. They're still here.
>>705814812
Marrying
>>705815563
>>705811957
Take a closer look at her neck - no Adam's Apple.
It's her, and she is a proper, biological her.
>>705815694
A penis would fill me quite well tbh
>>705815665
4 is more than 3...thats the whole point
>>705815566
>>705815604
>>705815537
Is it really a girl?
If so I'm kind of disappointed.
>>705815694
I want to commit the most spectacular seppuku this world has ever seen
>>705815717
>>705815537
Don't change /b/tards, don't change.
>>705810309
Help me find reason to live.
>>705815780
I am a man and I don't have a visible adam's apple
Show us your favourite bait pic Alice ^^
>>705815509
damn, wanted that sissy cock
>>705815562
Really? I can't imagine not shot posting from time to time, how have you not got bored of this place by now then?
>>705815694
nothing, i simply want nothing, not vidya, not drugs, only hang out with friends because i have nothing else to do and i hate the shit out of them and i will never find love or even be interested in love
Those man hands
What do you do when youre a ugly person? Like youre genuinely unattractive?
>>705815665
N-no <4
>>705815687
I'd only invite Bill, and only if h-he brought his saxophone.
>>705815729
T-that is who we now r-refer to as Alice0.
>>705815691
Software!
>>705815809
I am a g-girl, yes <4
>>705815812
W-why that?
>>705815832
T-tell me about yourself, Anonymous.
>>705815865
I'm h-here to help Anonymous; until that job is d-done, I'm not bored.
>>705815923
W-why do you say you w-will never find love?
>>705815285
you'd be about a 7 if you lost maybe 75 pounds
>>705815509
T-thanks.
Alice I love you please stuff your panties with socks
Rate my gay ass Alice^^
>>705815964
you are a huge faggot
hang yourself
>>705813923
We love you, Anon.
>>705815591
Well, you might not have a reason to live but you don't seem to have a reason to die either.
>>705815954
Everyone is b-beautiful in their own way, Anonymous <4
I love you just the way you are; find what you are good at, and make it shine!
>>705816032
I'm actually j-just bi, sorry <4
>>705815964
I dont actually want to commit spectacular seppuku i just wish i had anyone cute to talk to
>>705815809
After extensive searching, I've concluded that the person potraying "Alice" is not a girl. They can deny it all they want, but they know it's true. I have evidence to back up my claims, meanwhile Alice has no evidence to prove they are a real woman.
>ctrl+f "<4"
>22 results
It's time to stop.
>>705815964
I have a genuine interest for AI development but seriously i think i have no brains for that, what fields of software engineering interest you the most
I'm 27, soon to be 28 and I haven't been on a date once in my life, fuck, never even held a girls hand.
Where the hell do I even start? I missed all the social points, so do I into online dating?
>>705815964
I simply lack the will to continue, I need a reason to keep going. My depression has made me into a fleshy robot.
>inb4 edgy
>>705815964
>W-why do you say you w-will never find love?
Because you'll never love me
>>705815964
Well that's pretty noble of you then Alice, especially now I know this is all you do here. I think that's made me aprecate what you do here more.
>>705815509
nah it's alrighjt, just weird to thing an actual girl would like doing this sort of thing for people that are pretty much completely anonymous.
it's nice to see people like you honestly, i just wish i could know somebody like you irl
How can I stop being so depressed? I fucking hate my life and everything feels old and stale. The only thing that's interesting currently is a gril that I'm talking to, and she's been known to be problematic and I don't even think I have the confidence to win her over.
>>705815964
You're the worst kind of girl.
You look like a gay ass trap and you try to get attention from fucking 4chan users.
You're lowlife.
>>705815964
Boobs or gtfo
Depressed heroin addicted shit poster who's been here for 9 years
I'm so depressed
I've had clinical depression and anxiety since I was 12
Heroin became my favorite a few years back
Now it's turning into a real problem
I don't go out
I don't see anyone
I just sit here at home and use
What do
I feel like my depression and this addiction is rendering me incapable to do anything
The only times I eat normally, am in a good mood or feel motivated are when I use
what the fuck /g/
I feel so alone
I just want to cry but not alone
Not alone anymore
I want someone to be there and tell me it's gonna be okay
>>705815812
You know, all that word means is the literal slashing of a stomach, not a broad term for ritual suicide. You're pretty limited with stomach slicing.
Best bet would be to have a back alley doctor sew something strange inside you so it falls out when you do it.
>>705816139
Perfect.
>>705816232
I am on your side bb
(^o^)/ hugs***
>>705815509
skin grafts?
care to share the story? even if it's just a short one
>>705816194
I felt like that too anon, you should get a shrink meds seriously help
>>705815809
Give me your email if you want the evidence, and make it quick.
>>705816217
There are multiple studies that show women tend to find helping society more fulfilling than money or recognition
>>705815964
i will never find love because i just lost interest in it, much easier to masturbate and lose the hormones and repeat when needed
i still want to kill myself though...
>>705816079
well yeah, that's why i haven't done that all those years, but i can't take it anymore, i'm losing it and i can't live or function in society anymore and i will never be a burden on my family so i'm just lost
>>705816275
/b/*
>/g/
oh here we go
>>705816128
W-well, I may not b-be cute, but y-you can always talk to me!
>>705816139
Do y-you mean besides my possession of a vagina?
>>705816140
<4 <4 <4 <4 <4
>>705816161
I actually w-work with machine learning every day!
>>705816186
S-seems like a good place to start!
>>705816194
Have y-you been to a doctor yet?
>>705816212
It's j-just what I do <4
>>705816232
Have you been t-to a doctor?
>>705816255
Nah, I'm not doing that.
Will you face reveal?
>>705816139
What evidence?
Until you actually show any you're just a faggot
>>705816124
Tits with timestamp or GTFO, learn the rules you faggot.
>>705816290
I am a ronin it will be fitting
>>705814947
Let me think...
I will assume that you already watched all popular great movies, and try to think about something obscure but intresting.
Oh.... I was searching all this time, and found it for you. Its called Condemned, 2015. Its intresting to say the least. A bit trashy but in a good way. Its got Pulse 2 vibe in it. You should watch it with friend or something, it will be fun. Sorry for taking so long..
>>705815776
end ur life
>>705816354
I d-don't find doing this fulfilling in any way. I don't do it for personal satisfaction.
>>705816339
[email protected]
Not posting my real email on /b/
to be honest, I don't care for Alice's gender. I just hope to the Lord she is a trap because I want to impregnate her
(n_n)
>>705816376
Tits or gtfo
>>705816416
Doing so would make it painfully obvious who they truly are.
>>705816421
As I said, drop an email and I'll send it to you.
Or just drop a discord user, I don't care either way.
>>705816376
You dont seem not cute but i mean genuine friends
>>705816508
Then why do you do it
>>705816485
>>705816562
[email protected]
gimme gimme
>>705816531
uuhhhhh, I dont think thats how it works
>>705816509
If you're that concerned, just give me a discord user ID.
>>705816562
beeposter58@gmail
>>705816290
Pic related
>>705816604
I help people at school because it sexually excites me. I am a nursing student and I just love helping people out.
>>705816604
B-because if I don't, who will?
>>705816667
I don't have a Discord fgt
>>705816618
I'd if you were a dickgirl... and anime. But this is the real world. So you;re a guy. No.
>>705814812
to not feel so alone :3
>>705816376
Post pics of vagina to prove it
>>705816376
I can't go to a doctor because niggers don't believe in medical attention.
And this is usually the part where I get shit on because I'm a nigger.
Social constructs are fun.
>>705816026
5/10
>>705816707
Fair, but doesn't that mean you find satisfaction in doing a job which many won't do
I smell teenage boys emulating the bullies who bully them at school online.
>>705816255
>girl that looks like a trap
>worst kind of girl
i'd say that's the best kind of girl
>>705816376
>what kind of skillset do you have to develop to get into something that complex?
>>705816843
*slowclap*
>>705816729
Then stop being a lazy cunt and make one. Takes less than 2 minutes.
>>705816831
N-not at all. Like I s-said, I find no satisfaction f-from this.
Hey Alice I've been on Prozac for a little over a year now and I've been thinking about discontinuing it. Does this seem like a good diea?
>>705816793
Leave Alice alone, she is mine please. Her feminine penis belongs to me. One day I will steal her from her man and we will have a few kids and seven dogs. I will work hard so that we don't have to worry about money.
>>705816919
Just send it to the throw away email or I'm calling bullshit.
New bread when? we are at page 9
>>705816879
Y-you just need to be good at programming and computer science <4
>>705816932
NO. Contact your doctor before doing ANYTHING like that.
>>705810309
Why the fuck do you stutter when you type? Seriously what is this autistic shit?If you stutter in RL why the hell would you type it out?
>>705816932
No. As someone on Prozac myself it is a literal godsend, you wouldn't want to get off it, trust me
>>705817021
W-we will go down with t-this ship, Anonymous.
It has been an honor, everyone!
rip thread
>>705816929
There has to be some sort of internal gain, because no would do something that requires such an amount of labor without some sort of benefit, either external or internal.
>>705817064
lurk more b-baka
>>705817023
I guess I should have specified I would be speaking to my doctor first. My psychiatrist said some patients moved off of treatment and were fine.
>>705817087
Can i get a link to your chat?
>>705817124
T-that is your philosophy, n-not mine.
And I'm proof that that thought process is invalid.
>>705817188
anekihou.se/chat
Good bye everyone!
>>705814638
I'll let you have your (you)'s, because they have never been valuable here. Those are as new as you, newfriend.
>>705817151
I've lurked long enough to know that shit is literally cancer. So I ask again why the fuck would you type out your stutter?
>>705817254
good night alice
I just ate a whole tooth pick and this thread will die before anyone notices
>>705817301
L-lurk harder!
>>705817254
>anekihou.se/chat
how register
