How do you tell the difference between an oldfag and a newfag
tell me /b/
Anyone who knows less than you = Newfag
Anyone who knows more than you = Oldfag
>>705799065
It doesn't matter, you're still a fag.
>inb4 newfag
>>705799065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
Fuck, I've been around since 2014, that makes me an old fag. I know the culture here. That's what matters
>>705799342
whoa what kind of reasoning is this?
please expand your statement
I'm an oldfag, and no. I can't tell.
>>705799457
>I know the culture here
Mild chuckle.
>>705799457
>I know the culture here
no you don't stop fucking lying you dumb nigger
I was here before we were "abusing the image of a cartoon character, one that might at first seem appealing, to harass and spread hatred on social media.”
>>705799457
have been here since 2008 and i am still a newfag
Old or new, fags are still fags.
im not a fag. ur a fag.
Came here from new grounds in 2006, always a newfag
>>705799065
The oldfag doesn't browse /b/
New fags cant triforce.
If you remember the fappening, you're an oldfag.
If you don't you're a **NEWFAG**
Fuck all the oldfags and the newfags.
>>705799369
>>705799652
>>705799737
>calls others fags over the internuts
dude if this was real life you wouldn't survive after me looking at you if you said that shit to me
oldfag
Fagness is relative, to moot everyone is a newfag and to me... everyone is an oldfag LOL
>>705799909
Fag
>>705800003
newfag
>How to spot an oldfag?
7chan wars... That thing was pretty big
9 years passed and now there is no 7chan
I've been on b since I'm 15 and I'm 27 now.
Do you remember when there was no captcha? I miss these days. Or when every post was trackable so you could see all the trolls? (that was on pol thought).
Since moot left this place is like reddit 2.0 but with porn.
>>705799874
Really? The fappening is the line between oldfag and newfag. That wasn't that long ago, was it?
>>705799065
>>705799342
>Anyone who knows less than you = Newfag
>Anyone who knows more than you = Oldfag
See OP that is typical newfag
>>705799065
An oldfag rarely posts, oldfags lurk. Once you're an oldfag you reach a state of mind that you realize you don't need to shitpost in a thread, you either contribute or go back to browse the catalog.
>>705799457
2007 here and i still consider myself a newfag
quit lying to yourself and your parents faggot
>>705800077
Don't reply to him, he's a faggot.
>>705800178
Look everyone! It's the Dalai Fucking Lama!
>>705800093
>7chan wars
Le reddit fag
>>705799909
I'd call you a fag right to your fag face you fucking fag.
newpals don't remember epic grin man
>>705800325
This is something that an oldfags would never do.
>>705800003
>>705800055
>>705800077
>>705800088
I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU FUCKING RETARDS FOR CALLING PEOPLE FAGS PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED
Here comes the punch of death that I mastered through intense training against internerd bullies prepare for death and destruction and absolute annihilation I will wipe you with my next attack I especially designed against 4chan retards called ''forcible kick of anal devastation'' prepare to die scum
>>705799909
>if this was real life
It's not you fucking faggot it's the internet. What we say here doesn't equate to what we say outside you fucking moron.
Instead of people contributing to generate epic threads, they debate who's an old or a new fag. What's the point?
>My last post here.
</rant>
triforce motherfucker.
>>705800461
Yer right... I should'a called him a fag. :(
>>705800338
>>7chan
honestly if youve never been to 12chan your probably not an oldfag
>>705799342
seems legit to me
>>705799065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
>>705800475
I used to have copy pasta cringe but lost it
Imex marine sniper.....
>>705800136
>boy/male, girl/female are different options
What the fuck is going on with kids these days
Gay oldfag here ama
>>705800699
>kek
Feminists m8 their fault...
>>705800835
one off
>>705799065
Old fags dont give a fuck about your stupid labels.
>>705800622
Kind of a new fag here
What's the difference between various chan? Onionchan is still active?
This oldfag/newfag deal is a cringefest
What does it matter how long you have been here?
This place is shit and you shouldn't even count the years you lost in this dump
I regret all of mine
>>705800561
>What we say here doesn't equate to what we say outside you fucking moron.
the only moron here is you for thinking that calling other people fags is any way an excusable behavior I am calling the police right and I am having an intense seizure from reading your post I am going to get you arrested for that kind of thinking your carrier will be ruined and your family will absolute disown you, you will never the see light of the sun again as you will be sitting in prison thinking of the things you did and what you posted, prepare to get raided by fbi because the consequences will never be the same
>>705800976
>I regret
don't be a bitch. regrets are for pussies.
old friend
Oldfags are just older version of newfags m9, easy
>>705800136
>Bi-gender: those who experience two gender identities, either at the same time or varying between the two
>at the same time
So schizophrenics. We are empowering schizophrenics to think they are normal instead of giving them the treatment they need.
Also, why ask a fucking kid what they want? They are kids, we as a society have agreed that we can dictate to them what they want because they don't know better. We tell them what to do with their time to make them functioning members of society, we tell them what to eat so they don't eat ice cream every meal. How is this any different? Why are we to expect children to understand the nuances of self identification when in a way we don't fully understand it ourselves. There is an entire branch of philosophy devoted to what it means to be "you". And we expect children to determine for themselves what they want. It makes no fucking sense.
>>705801061
Not the carrier... ANYTHING BUT THE CARRIER!
>>705801061
Guy gets offended when anontells him heis faggot on 4chan = newfag, freshy
>>705799065
There is no difference.
You could be posting since 2003 and people will still call you cancerous
>>705801125
Agreed mate
But what can I do, im a walking bag of regrets and anxiety
>>705801228
>>705801307
STOP STOP STOP STOP IT RIGHT NOW
I told you for the last time to stop doing what you do or I am going to get very angry and get upset you don't want me to get upset
>>705800433
Newfriends don't remember girugamesh guy.
>>705801645
old friend, same friend
Old fags encorporate 4chan into their everyday lives. Like using memes in social situation to make people laugh. I'm in college and I have a picture of Pepe on my binder XD
>>705801573
anon knows but that was 2009, anyone that comes here after 2007 is a newfag.
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>>705801177
Im not (you) but you are faggot!
>>705800475
>>705800475
>>705801528
I thought OPs pic was Vageta.
>>705801740
THATS RIGHT ANON, WELL DONE!
>>705801723
Pee pee poo poo
>>705801784
I really these kind of posts
>>705799065
with your penis op.
pokedads
>>705801751muh furst post 2005
>>705801795
lmao trolld so hard you cant ever recover L0Lxdd get rekt kiddo
>>705799065
nice b8
>>705799065
Newfags have to ask for ways in which they can spot newfags, by doing so they can avoid acting like a newfag thus becoming a supermegafag.
Poo Poo Pee Pee !!!!!!!
I've been here for 3 months, I think I can consider myself as an initiated.
Not an "oldfag", but not a "newfag" too, as I know how things go here etc. So midfag. ^.^
>>705801795
Why are you lumping my question with that blatant shitposter? I am serious, what is the justification for having children decide things like this for themselves. And isn't having separate, coexisting personalities a symptom of dissociative disorder?
>>705802150
>filename
you exposed yourself
>>705802072
Im ruined i think il jump off the bridge, do a flip and land on train rails and get ran over
>>705802189
kys newfig
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>>705799602
careful with those edges there
>>705799457
topkek
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>>705802282
Idk man i saw picture on 4chan downloaded it kekand nust randomly posted it here keeekkkkk
>>705802323
bye bye nobody will ever miss you goy
Best proof of oldfag I can give.
>>705802430
>calls me edgy
>couldnt even triforce correctly
god damn you are fucking dumb as shit
The surgeon. is back
>>705802470
Il fuck ur bitch il kill u im ex marine sniper i can shoot a fly with my eyes closed 720 quickscoping over 10 miles bitch il find u and rape ur grill and then il snipe ur balls 1 by 1 after that il 9393727 no scope ur cunt and ruin you 4 laifu
>>705800003
>>705802634
That graph was very informative and well put together, fag.
>>705802644
>thatsthememe.jpg
>>705802644
Congrats u triggered newphagg
>>705802588
>>705802644
>>705802711
>>705802766
I appreciate the dubs that you bring to this thread
>>705802767
Long cat is long.
>>705802634
Im fagg.org kek
>>705802634
Yours includes the m00t departure. That shit hurt m8
>>705802840
>>705802861
>implying I couldn't kill with a stroke of my finger across your neck
>>705802941
U whalecum m8 my 66 dubsscope are deadly
>>705799065
If you're an oldfag, Cracky is your queen.
>>705799065
Oldfag here.. been here since the Fappening 1. 4chan is my top kek!
Oldfags drink applemilk.
I remember the funny banana
Im oldfag i remwmber being here durring 9/11
Oldfags Weegee harder.
>>705803144
Always has been and always will be shit. Since 1999
>>705803208
yeah I even recorded myself laughing at it
>pic related
>>705803208
This?
newlads don't know about the next stall
By firing their lazer, oldfags can tell by the pixels if something was shooped and from having done quite a few shoops themselves.
>>705803473
why isthe word newfag in your filename separated but not in the picture itself, are you some kind of an ODD retard mongrel?
Speaking of fappenings, we need another good fappening.
Oldfags worship only one goddess.
Ok so how long does man have to be on 4chan to be oldfag?
>>705803789
Well as it is 2016, 10 years
>>705799065
It takes a crane to get it out
Oldfags hate newfags and remember when /b/ was much slower and generated more original content (debatable) and just wasnt full of glaringly bad EPIC YLYL posting and porn spamming stupid fucks who dont care about the lulz etc.
This time did was supposed to exist circa 2006 and before, but its been newfag central since then as far as they would be concerned. Coming to /b/ in 2007 you could find a lot of beef in random threads that you dont find so much anymore, but the board had much more varied content and stupid shit. Its hard to explain, but people were more dedicated to posting here. But /b/ doesnt get more shit it just evolves like cancer, and anyone reading this and meta posts should kill themselves immediatly.
>>705803698
Im newfag explain me what was fappening? As happening of 4 han 2003?
>>705803789
Long enough to know who goatse is.
>>705799457
Started this year, stfu newfag
>>705803698
lmao kill yourself all the nudes that were leaked were shit only a fag with limp penis would jack off to the kind of garbage that was posted here during the fappening
>>705803789
It's an era thing. If you're an oldfag you'll always be an oldfag. If you're a newfag, you'll always be a newfag. If you're a summerfag, you'll always be a summerfag.
>>705803786
indeed
>>705803872
I xome here for raids and lulz and not for this fucking shitposting and porn
>>705803992
Too soon.
>>705803913
Saw that pic idk who he is kek
>>705803992
Too soon.
>>705803992
Too soon.
>>705803686
consequences will never be the same
>>705804059
>>705804113
>>705804185
Is she died?
>>705804259
Shit i remember that one so nowdays it would be like gta sweden or germany
>>705804113
>>705804059
>>705804185
too soon what?
you think you can just post 2 words and leave without contributing to this epic thread you fucking cunts?huh?you think this is some motherfucking game?
>>705804302
Oh god i know that heared it was girl with abusive father?
>>705799457
>2014
>Oldfag
I've been here on and off since 2005. You know not the meaning of Oldfag.
>>705804367
Oldfag trolling detected.
>>705804367
Yeah and you just lost the game.
>>705804367
I think we all deserve an answer to this. Do you, in fact, think this is a motherfucking game?
There are no oldfags. The first wave of new friends gave them cancer and after a year they had mostly died out. The survivers got aids from summerfags and that's the end of their chapter. The only oldfags now are the first generation of newfags but this post has just given them a virulent strain of ebloa.
>>705804351
>>705804697
What is summerfag???? Pls explain im new
>>705799643
I'm with you fam
>>705800003
Long cat is long
>>705802999
You have been visited by Trips Fairy! A rare treat. Please enjoy this token for your impressive roll! Congratulations, anon.
Also, new fags don't get trips.
>skeletor
>up in this mother fucker
am i old?
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>>705804777
You have been visited by Trips Fairy! A rare treat. Please enjoy this token for your impressive roll! Congratulations, anon.
>>705799065
For example, you're asking a stupid question using a picture of DiCaprio that is not even a meme.... so that makes you a total newfriend.
By the way welcome to 4chan. Don't feed the trolls. Complaining here is like pissing in some ocean of piss. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are now a little bit less newfag simply by reading all this.
>>705805054
Cringe post
I fucking love the trips fairy!
>>705805110
Well, it's only a series 7.
>>705799872
Would still be funny if they hadn't patched Windows 7 onward. Fucking party poopers working at MS.
Also, this >>705800895 is how you can tell someone's a newfag.
Too soon she died idk who took that sick picture of dead body
>>705799065
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
I hate this odlfag/newfag thing. why can't we all just get along? XD
Anyone remember trainposts? Trains were fun.
>>705805551
Im here since 9/11
>>705805290
Trips Fairy loves you too m888!
>>705805473
Cause Newfriends are the cancer.
>>705802634
>tfw you're an oldfag and still here
>>705805473
>XD
Die in a fire. Search a fire, jump into it, cleanse the world from your presence.
>>705805563
Goose!!!!
>>705799065
girugamesh
-> pudi
4chan is sickest place on earth
>>705799874
Wrong af. The fappening just happened fag
>>705799065
people who care about who has been here how long are newfags, people who don't give a crap know better and it doesn't fucking matter in the end
>>705805950
Omg explain what was fappening?
you're an oldfag if you remember the day the chemo failed
Oldfags remember Mitch and his iPad kek
Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
>>705806113
Clockwork orange spam! Yes, also the purple img
>>705805920
You're telling us nothing we already know.
Anons asking what the fappening was - nice try, fag!
>>705806492
For real what is it???
>>705799065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k
>>705806492
>>705806621
Here let me Google that for you.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+was+the+fappening+on+4chan
>>705806621
Fuck you.
>>705799616
I was here when there was nothing but anime and manga. 2chan before that.
Its been 10 years.
the internet has changed.
fuck, i am disappoint.
I remember the first post numbers reset.
>god ive been here too long
The Fappening was a glorious day. A day unlike any other. The memes flowed like wine. It was a joyous day the likes of which will never be seen again. On that day, there were no oldfags or newfags, there were just a bunch of fags fapping to still pictures like we were all in the fucking 90's again. It still hits me in my nostolgiaboner sometimes.
>>705799065
If you remember this, you're an oldfag.
>>705801740
Ur just cancer.
>>705801409
this is one of 4chan's few redeeming qualities
