Waifu claiming thread.
new claimer
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>705798389(Stocking)
I don't have many lewds of Rem, I see a lot of cutes but never tend to save them
>>705798703
It's as you'd expect. Flavor of cheesecake with some candy.
Calamity-masu'd
My Nui
>>705796441
I would love to eat some cheesecake right now. But after feeling so shitty for that much time, I don't think it would be a great idea
>>705796588
I just started playing a little bit of Black Ops(1). I should be doing a bit of homework but I don't want to right now
still here
and
>>705798829
welcome
>>705798948
It may ge your Nui but this is my Mako
>>705797834
Lewd is how Stocking likes it.
>>705797675
Dont mention it. Always happy to help.
Paranoia is in bloom,
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(so come on)
Another promise, another seed
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(so come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Interchanging mind control
Come, let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(so come on)
Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(so come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
>>705798829
Previous:
>>705782904
Welcome to the threads anon.
Uh, Shion or Mion? I can't tell the difference between the two.
>>705798764
Relaxation is essential for well-being.
>>705798764
>>705798948
T H I E F
>>705799118
Mako a cute as well.
Let's fill this thread with sweets!
Show me a picture of your waifu eating a dessert!
Tea or sweets is also accepted.
I thought I'd have more time to make a better attempt
But it turns I need to be at a book sale at 8am on the morrow and need an early night
So with that being said, here goes nothing
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant
Cirno claim
>>705797800
Hey, how's it going?
>>705797829
Thanks for that.
>>705797921
What's up?
Also, has anyone seen Kurisu since I posted?
I really wanted to know her thoughts
>>705798094
Really..? Then... fuck me in the ass-
I mean, we should have a conversation!
>>705798462
(You) too!
>>705798703
:-)
>>705799333
>>705799335
I think I'm ready to kill myself right about now
>>705799251
>le previous thread meme because Cheshire Cat sperged out
>>705799335
2 off
so what do we do here
>>705799333
You're still the sweetest.
And here's a bath of sweets.
Claiming and leaving, class is starting, see you all in a bit
>>705799420
Hmm?
>>705799389
Nothing really, playing Dead Rising.
>>705799506
Talk.
>>705799333
How about a bit of sweet suggestive?
>Checked
>>705799413
I'm so sorry.
>>705799516
shion i looooove yanderes i have strange fetishes
>>705799335
Very respectable nonetheless.
>>705799333
But Stocking saves with sweets. Holy damn.
Nothing sweet. Have a cute 1.5lewd.
sleep is for the weak
>>705799506
>>705799672
you remind me of a certain someone
>>705797025
If it does then that's great. The work keeps getting better.
>>705798703
Have a nice nap then.
>>705798974
Sounds like fun, really miss the game. Lots of good times on it. That's how I feel all the time.
>>705799333
>Trips
Say no more.
>>705799335
>TWO off.
Have a nice night Trips Guy.
>>705799516
>candies
What if Shiro didn't have any candy
Would she die
>>705799672
>yandere
>fetish
Kek if you think yandere is a fetish you should see the shit on >>>/d/
>>705798922
All pictures of Rem are cute!
Can never be too lewd either~
>>705799180
Maybe..
>>705799389
I'm well! Craving desserts though.
You?
>>705799413
Damn, you'll get it someday.
And I hope to god I'm here to witness it.
>>705799516
Perfect! This is amazing!
>>705799665
Woah.. I wouldn't say no to that. That's all kinds of sweet.
>>705799746
Lewdie~
>>705799800
Mmmh.. I bet Rory is certainly very sweet.
>>705799291
I've stolen nothing. Nui has always been mine!
>>705799999
>>705799830
Cute!
I wouldn't mind the other end.
>>705799808
>certain someone
He just switched persona.
>>705799926
Yea she'd die.
>>705799986
>didn't deny you're the sweetest
Finally, you've acknowledged that you are clearly the sweetest anon!
>>705799333
Oh boy, I've been waiting for this!
>>705800119
i realise this
the thing is
he promised me he wouldnt post
im just kinda let down
>>705799658
Ah kool. That's the one in the Mall, right?
>>705799986
I'm having dinner, actually. It's some steak and French fries
>>705799808
hehe last post have fun with the thread just felt like baking.
>>705799808
yuno its good for you
>>705799251
Very true, also one of the best things you can do in life.
>>705799994
Lies! She'll always be mine!
>>705800215
Yes.
>>705800194
Yea. Sorry.
>>705800222
>>705799333
DOUBLE WHAMMY WOMBO COMBO
>captcha: 3333
>>705800119
Oh come oooon!
You were in a bath of sweets yet were the sweetest in the bath!
Although I wouldn't mind eating them all around you~
>>705800183
Yay! She looks so happy!
Thank you!
>>705800215
Goooooood.. I'm so hungry! Stop reminding me how hungry I am!
I think I'm collecting enough sweets pictures to have a folder.
>>705799808
Go to sleep
>>705799830
I remember playing it on PS3, I hated it on console. I really should be working on my assignments though
>>705800439
You're the sweetest in the thread!
That's lewd!
>>705799333
>
>>705799986
You're right about that, I'm just unsure about it :/
>>705800439
Holy shit
Stop being so sweet, you're gonna take all of my attention~
Claiming megumin
You know... I talk more on this board than I do in real life...
It's crazy, really.
>>705800238
i know it is
but i cant close my eyes
i dunno im giving myself a few hours
>>705800361
not your fault
i should stop giving him more chances
>>705800515
youre not my dad!
>>705799986
I know your rep. As a certain queen~
>>705800749
Its too late for you now.
best girl reporting in
>>705800595
In the thread?!
Lies! There's too many cuties in here!
Me? Lewd? I think you have me mistaken.
>>705800659
That picture is perfect. Now I'm craving pancakes.
Oooooh, this was a bad idea!
More cute Rem pictures!
>>705800749
Sweet? No no no, that can't be me!
>>705800788
That sounds about right for an average visitor of 4chan.
>>705800921
Shhhhhhh! You'll spoil the fun for all the cute, clueless new ones~
>>705800302
Mine forever m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R29KdKYM4h4
>>705800104
I feel the same way.
>>705800515
Had it on the same console, it was alright. Biggest gripe were ghost runners. If that feeling is that strong, should probably start soon.
>>705800788
its no big deal
>>705800901
well thats not that long. i give you an hour and a half tops
>>705801004
Of course you're the sweetest!
I don't think I'm mistaken.
>>705800901
That's what I did.
Hello all! I'm back.
>>705801004
Fortunately for you, the other picture is the only one I had of Rem with sweets.
>>705800921
I-Is it? What's going to happen to me now?
>>705801004
Listen, I'd share my cookies with you
>and that means a lot
>>705801004
Actually I meant to say more on 4chan than ANYWHERE ELSE (combined)
I know I said real life, but I also was including Facebook, Twitter, etc.
I shoulda said "I talk more to people on 4chan than to anyone I even know in real life"
You guys are probably the closest I even have to real friends. Most of my friends don't respond to me even on Facebook.
Especially the ones who I thought were closest to me.
I only realized it this morning, but I come here to a large extent because I am almost completely socially deprived.
Wow... fuck...
Claimed
>>705801191
alright timer starts now
so how did you actually sleep?
>>705801234
you are a smart kid.
anyhow how are you?
>>705801282
american holo?
>>705801559
Yes it's the American guy.
>>705801282
welcome back
>>705801559
well it was cold and i woke up with a stiff shoulder
>>705801559
I'm doing pretty good, playing some Dead Rising and eating pizza currently. How about you?
>>705801147
Mmmh.. A pocky too..!
You're making it hard to resist.
>>705801234
I think you mean to talk to yourself!
>>705801282
Hi!
>>705801303
Serve me food please! I'm so hungry!
Does the cute Rem come as a side?
>>705801309
Yes pleeeeeease! I love cookies! I hope they're all soft and gooey mmmmmh..
>that picture is super adorable
>>705801476
Oh. In that case, I'm mainly the same. I don't use social media. I rarely like to talk to people either, I'm normally too down.
Hey, I'm always here. Even if we don't know each other too much. I'd love to get to know you more! I care! Mwah.
>>705801756
Probably, who knows.
>>705801026
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
How's everyone been? No problems for anyone?
>>705801756
Why are you normally too down?
>>705801634
i have seen you around whats up?
>>705801694
oh again? sucks. you really need to fix the temperature dude
i swear payamas arent so bad
>>705801711
oh which one? i only played 2 i believe, i adored that game
what pizza are you eating?
im kinda hungry now you mention it kek, im doing okay watching the new TFS vid
>>705801927
I love the maid outfit. It's amazing.
I also love the tea. Tea is so good!
>>705802067
Bored but good. Really really hungry but have no food.
How are you?
>>705802117
I'm often feeling very depressed. Nothing that can really be helped.
I try to stay positive though, especially here in the threads!
>>705802371
Is it like clinical depression? Or because something happened?
>I try to stay positive though, especially here in the threads!
Hopefully being in them at least helps :-)
Holy shit that was intense.
>Senpai left early because her co-worker called and asked her to cover for her.
It was a lot of fun too though. Best session I've had in a while.
>>705802366
it wont be fixed for a bit and pajamas are the worst
>>705802366
no no no im not losing one of my last two friends I made a thread and i get in trouble will everyone stop tormenting me please
>>705801756
Here, more cookies!
>>705802371
hey stocking i see you posting a lot lately.
maid you say?
also whats up?
>>705802524
kek that sounds like you have been doing something else
did you kick her ass though?
>>705802649
why not? is there a hole in your room?
give it a shot? im giving mint chocolate a shot
>>705801004
Well, you already have one I suppose.
>>705802371
Id post a cat ears maid, but its 2.5 mb.
>>705799333
Fine, fine.
>>705802670
>>705802749
>>705802366
I WILL BE NOTHING BUT NICE NOW IVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE. IVE APOLOGIZED TO EVERYBODY. IM SITTING HERE ALONE WHILE EVERYONE ONE TREATS ME LIKE SATAN! YOU KNOW HOW THIS FEELS EVERYONE AGAINST YOU!
>>705802035
Too bad for you my reality is the real one
>>705802366
I started talking yesterday. Currently I'm on lunch break at my job, so in a few minutes I might not be able to reply for am hour and half.
>>705802371
I am no longer hungry and you should follow that example by getting food somewhere. Steal if you have to.
>>705802371
I never found myself to enjoy any type of tea.
>>705800901
Now see here boi
>>705801147
I'm running ghost right now. ehhhhh I should but I don't want to
>>705802880
except ive had pajamas and i dont like them from experience. i dont know why you dont like mint chocolate chip
>>705803104
Hey Alice~!
>>705803193
So do you sleep naked?
>>705802510
I believe it's clinical. I try not to let it change me too much!
You guys certainly help, you're all so cute and nice! There's a reason I always end up coming back!
I hope you'll be okay! I'm already a little worried!
>>705802749
Ahhhh.. Too cute!
>>705802880
I've started posting more often. I miss all you cutes too much!
I did say maid, I'm glad to see you here! You never disappoint. Would you serve me?
I'm doing well tonight thanks. How are you?
>>705802891
That picture is still super cute.
Goddamn this new 2MB limit. I never knew how much I needed to see that picture.
>>705802930
I don't get it.
>>705802981
Steal? I can't do that!
Unless someone walks past my house with cheesecake.. I can't show them mercy..
>>705803029
Awh.. That's a shame. You need something to drink with your cake!
>>705801756
Nope. Why would I talk to myself if I have the sweetest anon to talk too?
>>705802366
The first one. Two was okay.
Pepperoni pizza.
stop stop ignoring me what the fuck is this hell omg please this has to be a joke a sick joke omg
>>705802880
I beat her 2/3 times!
>IT WAS TOUGH THOUGH
We traded Guard Impacts for thirty seconds, it was amazing.
Also we're gonna hang out on Friday since she's free, after three though cause I have my Practical.
>>705803335
Well, I found an embarrased maid to compensate.
With twintails.
somebody talk to me please for the love of god im not a bad guy im not im a nice person I just got mad honestly i have no idea why i am takeing this so hard but i am i cant sleep and i cant focus in school please for my sake ive thought about killing agian i parents even i dont want to give in please please ive said please so many times just stop torturing me
>>705803335
Trust me, I've tried all the teas. Lipton, Honest Tea, Pure Leaf, the ones in bags, hell, I've even had White Flower tea. Nothing suits me.
>>705801756
Ha, hard to resist what?
>>705803104
At least tell me you aren't using a Famas. Up to you man, I'm not one to say. Procrastinate a lot as well.
>>705803572
ill be everyones little bitch boy for fuck sake ill never get mad agian ever ever ever ever
>>705803345
Haaaah.. S-stop that! You're making me blush!
>>705803567
I wouldn't say that compensates but it's still super cute! Thank you!
>>705803572
What's going on?
>>705803597
I usually have the one in bags. PG tips. British and Welsh teas are the best ones. But if you don't like it, it can't be helped. That's unfortunate.
>>705803618
You and your sweets.. Ahhh..
>>705803335
Oh well of course. They need to learn to never dare eat cheesecake around you.
>>705802981
oh really? then my bad
welcome anyway
good luck on the job
>>705803104
what do i need to see?
>>705803193
i see.. hmm
it just seem bad to me okay? but i am willing to trust you, unlike you
>>705803335
you are really sweet tbh
i think you talked to the other yuno really but ah well
>would you serve me
in what way?
>>705803345
would you say one is a lot better?
ah thats the best
also i always put garlic sauce on pepperoni and thought it was normal, i recently found out it isnt
whats your opinion on that?
>>705803518
oh nice job, so the master did get beaten
thats good to hear but i thought you were gonna hang with your lab parnter
>>705803814
ok so i got upset in this discord thing and now they are all ignoring me it hurts so much will you make it stop
>>705803883
Well I thought about it, I didn't tell labbro about my idea yet so its okay to hang out with senpai instead.
>He would understand
>He'd tell me to "Git some bro."
kek.
>>705802975
Liar, Liar, pants on the fryer!
>>705803358
Well to be fair people don't like talking to others when they're flustered like that.
>>705803906
they waont talk to me they are all ignoring me
>>705803995
gun?
>>705803334
normally yes
>>705803883
i understand that it seems bad but its so good and i dont really understand the last bit
>>705798829
>>705804030
nui help me please it hurts so much. I dont know why its bugging me so much i cant sleep
>>705804065
Thought you weren't posting
>>705803823
Especially not when I'm craving desserts! They should've known better! I need my sugar!
>>705803883
I-I am? Lies! Lies!
Mmh.. Just be my maid for the day~
>>705803906
Oh, the discord?
I was never invited to that. You're fine with me!
Honestly, I don't think begging is going to help you.
>>705803335
>I believe it's clinical. I try not to let it change me too much!
Have you considered seeing a doctor?
>You guys certainly help, you're all so cute and nice! There's a reason I always end up coming back!
:-)
>I hope you'll be okay! I'm already a little worried!
I probably will. I mean, I only just noticed it today, after all, even though it's been going on for years.
It's like, I always came here, but I never really understood why, and it just kinda hit me, after chatting with you guys last night about my Discrete Math being annoying.
At the same time, I tried to get help on Facebook, and only a couple people responded, but NOT the people I really expected.
But I realized, almost none of these people really ever talk to me first, and usually it's like a single convo here and there, interspersed by weeks or even months.
And the people I was most close to are crazy hard to get in contact with. I have one of my more recent closest friends who hasn't responded to me in weeks, EVEN THOUGH I've been sending messages.
IDK, he had stuff going on. Maybe he's just busy and stuff, but either way, it seems that most of my closer friends don't talk with me much at all.
Maybe after my website, I'll actually be able to go places and chat and do things a bit.
So, all in all, it was more REALIZING I'm lonely than having known and been dealing with it.
>>705804216
I wuldnt be but i got so insanly frustrated i couldnt hold back noone will talk to me tell me how to fix it
>>705804030
Not only is it true, but it's the single truest thing.
>>705803207
Hello Rewdby
>>705803618
I am not using a Famas, no. Galil or Commando usually.
Procrastination is the best Nation
>>705803883
That you need to sleep
>>705804279
why dont people see it hurts alot ill cut some of my skin off and show them if they want me to at this point
>>705803814
Cat ears maid is lessened by Tuka being in it, but still cute. Ill try and crop it if I get time. Making sandwiches is all.
>>705804065
Oh Esdesu. Barely noticed you, been playin lots of vidya.
>>705804279
Wanna join?
Boxxy#6184
>>705804399
Lewdby for you~
>>705803883
I'm a patient transporter at a hospital. It's a great job so far--gives me a ton of exercise, the pay is decent for me, and time goes by really quickly. The last five hours have felt like ten minutes.
Plus I found an album with 229 new pictures of Best Wolf a few hours ago, so I'm stoked about that.
>>705804136
My man! I love sleeping nude. It feels so comfortable compared to pajamas. I don't usually even bother with those anymore unless it's a really soft, silk-like fabric.
>>705804279
They deserve whatever they have coming to them. Give it your all.
how about that as a show of faith I will post me cutting some of my skin off? it will hurt but not as much as this mental torture
>>705803572
>>705803693
WHAT?!
You're back ALREADY!?
I owe some people some money now... Why the FUCK did I say a week..?
Damnit!
>>705804150
Whats wrong
>>705803883
It is.
I don't think I've had garlic sauce before, so I can't say. I put hot sauce on my pizza.
>>705803814
Blushing is fine.
>>705804545
oh thank goodness you domental stuff right i gotta talk to you how do you get people to lie you agian
>>705804672
>>705803814
And it makes you look cuter when you blush!
~Shiro
>>705804586
Do it.
>>705804298
I have. I have a counsellor but they don't help.
Awh.. I understand. I'm in a big group chat with people I talk to and nobody really acknowledges me there. They just kind of ignore me. I've always been somewhat excluded.
I just thank you all here for making me feel so loved! It feels so nice when I visit!
>>705804449
No no! Don't do that! Don't hurt yourself or anyone else! If you need, I'll stay and talk to you. Just calm down.
>>705804472
You make your delicious sandwiches. I can wait for the cute maid pictures! Thank you!
>>705804577
The discord? What, really?
>>705804580
They'll feel all my wrath! I will get my cheesecake!
>>705804672
No! It's embarrassing!
>>705804577
>holds hand
>>705798829
percy
>>705804150
What is it that's bothering you anyway? just that nobody is speaking to you?
>>705804672
shino?
>>705804627
everyone wont talk to me cause i did bad things
>>705804592
im sorry please dont ignore me
>>705804776
only if everyone will talk to me agian
>>705804805
ruby is the one hurting e dont join the discord
>>705804683
I would recommenced calming down and trying to act casual, try starting a conversation with somebody. Most importantly, begging and stuff usually turns people off or makes them feel awkward, steering clear of that is best option.
