What's your excuse for being a manlet /b/?
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What's your excuse for being a manlet /b/?
>5'8"
>boning a 10/10 qt3.14 2'5" asian girl I found at a chuck e cheese
don't give a fuck
When her weight starts at 200..
>>705788920
5.7
I can't help my height but grills insist on making me hate myself for it anyway :c
>>705788920
Actually being able to look good.
>not trolling here
I am barely 6ft and I work with 3 dudes that are all like 5'6-5'9. I seriously don't know how they live. They all look like cunts. If I were under 5'10 I would either get that leg leg thing surgery or kill my self
>>705789462
Manlet detected
Gymnast
>>705789682
Lengthening*
>>705789161
Imaginary friends are great
>>705789161
>2'5 girl
What??
>>705789814
Pedo alert
>>705788920
I didn't eat my vegetables
>>705788920
More importantly, OP... What's your excuse for being a faggot?
>>705789953
I dont get it?
>>705788920
i got a hunch back because im insecure about my man boobs
i used to be 6'1 my hunch back brought me down to 5'9
>>705789161
fucking a dwarf..
>>705790293
>working out will make you taller
lel
https://twitter.com/heightismxposed
Genetics and not eating right probably.
>>705790414
kek'd, midget asian rated 10/10.... sure thing
>>705790430
did we just see the same post or something?
>>705789462
I want to meet the manlet that tried this hard
>When her weight starts with 2 - -
>>705790987
29kg could be okay if she's really short
>>705790980
At least it isn't totally incorrect like some other manlet propaganda.
>>705788920
i have a tiny asian gf
mission accomplished
>>705788920
6'7 masterrace reporting in. Probaly because i'm dutch
>>705791138
200 pounds, which is 90kg
>>705788920
when her weight starts with 1
>>705790281
manualet detected
>>705790293
>>705788920
I be 5'6 have a great fiance. living the good life here fam
>>705790728
>>705789357
>5.7
fucking lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vc0pokhmSA
>>705791741
Lmao nearly all women can't wear heels with you without you looking like her son.
79.9% of the U.S. population is under 6'.
https://www2.census.gov/library/publications/2010/compendia/statab/130ed/tables/11s0205.pdf
>>705788920
>When OPs skills include dick sucking and faggotry
>>705788920
I'm 5'5. I have a gf who is a little taller than me. She insists that it doesn't bother her but I can't see how that's possible. We went to high school together, and we have the same circle of friends (more or less) from that time. It wasn't too bad then because we were all short ass kids but over the last 5 years or so I've watched all my friends grow and gain height but I've just stayed the same.
Every guy in our group is a good 4 or 5 inches taller than me at least. The chicks are mostly taller by an inch or three but that doubles when they put on their heels. I feel so excluded when I'm with them, like I'm the one kid in a group of adults.
My gf says it doesn't bother her but I see the way she looks at taller guys and she's always dropping comments about 'what makes a real man' and being tall is always on her list.
One time she was drunk with her friend from work and they were talking about their 'sexual fantasies' she didn't know i could hear her so she started talking all about how she wanted a tall man to pick her up, pin her against a wall and fuck her brains out.
It kills me /b and worst of all there's jack shit I can do about it.
>>705792028
>you looking like her son
Bitch, are you saying /ss/ isn't hot?
>>705792259
>I can't see how that's possible
It's not. She's lying.
>I see the way she looks at taller guys and she's always dropping comments about 'what makes a real man' and being tall is always on her list
Just dump her ffs.
>>705788920
you better watch out OP... I will release him
8'11" master race reporting in
>>705792523
She's all I have anon.
5´8¨reporting in.
will pay $500 to any nigga to end my suffering.
>>705792703
So?
>>705792703
That's fine. Just dont marry her and you will be okay.
She's gonna cheat on you eventually. Especially if she has fantasies about tall guys. Get a couple of good fucks in before that happens.
5'3" ask me anything
>>705793334
y no sudoku
>>705792929
Your address?
>>705792703
then just get over yourself and enjoy your life,
she probably doesn't really give a fuck if you're slightly smaller than her, but if you become an insecure paranoid whiny ass beeaaatch then it's unlikely you'll stay together long term
>>705793334
Is your dick taller than you?
![images (3)_thumb[10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nGjGX7X.jpg "images (3)_thumb[10].jpg")
5' 7" here
5'8" tall. Beautiful 5" Asian gf. No big deal (pun intended)
>>705793944
Mom smoked when she was pregnant is the reason for my shortness. My younger brother is much taller because she quit.
>>705793475
because it would't changed my height
>>705793748
Kek, I wish, it's a 6-6.5"
>>705788920
genetics
>>705794219
that's a loser mentality
>>705792259
Let her fuck a tall basketball American.
>>705792259
Say some shit back to her about being a real woman that she doesn't have and let her know how it feels
I'm 5"6, it kinda sucks but whateves.
>>705791741
im 5'6 and you look like a child
>>705793655
Maybe it's just my crippling "Insecurities" talking but I feel like life would be a lot easier to enjoy if I didn't get comments like "Aww are you lost? Where are your parents" from drunk chicks at bars.
>>705794348
How come?
>>705794763
>Aww are you lost? Where are your parents"
savage
>>705788920
Scoliosis, not major, but a little in my upper back. I probably lose at least an inch, sucks, tension in my upper back from accidents and injuries.
>>705789462
That feel when your not even on the chart
>>705794815
It sure got a lot of laughs...
>>705794804
Your blaming something you can't control instead of taking responsibility.
>>705788920
5'8 here, honestly only sucks when surrounded by tall Chads. Doesn't really affect my dating life because every girl I've dated has been shorter than me plus tall girls look to masculine to date
6'6 masterrace
>>705792259
>She insists that it doesn't bother her but I can't see how that's possible
Then you're an insecure faggot.
Trust her. When she says something, expect her to mean it.
For some reason she hasn't actually hooked up with a tall guy but chose you instead. Think about that for a minute.
And that includes her sexual fantasies. They're just fantasies, dipshit.
I fantasize about rape and cucking helpless guys, but that doesn't mean it's important for me to get to do those things for real.
>>705788920
Honestly I wish I was a fucking manlet, maybe I could fit into an average size car
>7'4"
>feels bad man
>>705795201
How often do people ask about your height, big guy?
>>705792667
The tallest man in recorded history was 8'11". They have a statue of him at the guiness world records attraction in Orlando.
>>705789462
Im just 5'11 am I good?
>>705795283
Literally any time I go anywhere there is at least one
"Woah dude how tall are you?" "do you play basketball?" or some other goofy shit
>>705795059
Responsibility? Its my fucking height, i cant change that.
Theres nothing to do but deal with it
>>705795151
>I fantasize about rape and cucking helpless guys, but that doesn't mean it's important for me to get to do those things for real.
Yes it is, you're just repressing your desires.
>>705795059
>i take responsibility for my random outcome of genetics
u one of them autisms?
>>705793748
Kek
>>705795474
>i cant change that
there it is again
>>705795449
Does your back hurt?
>>705795449
do you play basketball?
>>705795151
Tbh I don't know that she hasn't. She likes to talk about her work with her friends and a name keeps coming up.
Mike
Mike said this
Mike did this
Mike got this sorted for me
She never mentions him to me though. So who fucking knows.
>>705795543
What kind of "responsibility" am I supposed to take? Wear fucking platform shoes? No thanks.
>>705795474
You just havent gone through all the options yet anon. Theres still hope. You can still grow an inch or two
>>705795558
Nah not really but I will occasionally throw my back out if i bend down to quickly to pick something off the floor which is NOT fun
>>705795543
>Blood moves so slowly though the bodies of lankfags that they develop brain damage due to lack of oxygenated blood
This poster is a prime example.
>>705795767
>What kind of "responsibility" am I supposed to take?
That's not my problem to solve, manlet.
>>705795767
you're never going to get any where in life if you putting the blame on others instead of taking responsibility for yourself
you chose to be 5'x tall, just say it out loud and stop lying to yourself
>>705795624
Not since middle school, I got lazy
Drugs and squats, still got that monster cock though so not really an issue anymore.
>>705788920
Im 5'10 and have never been considered short or been called a manlet nor do I care bc atleast I know what real pussy feels like.
I'm 5' 7". I never ate my vegetables. I've never needed to be any taller. I bought a ladder.
>>705789777
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>>705795773
My mom is 4'10 and my dad is 5'7. And for bone lengthening? I'd rather be short and proportional than 5'9 with short arms and injury prone legs. I know I sound pessimistic but it's just something I have to come to terms with.
>>705796002
is that a shorter, fatter and maximum autism version of ethan from h3h3?
>>705791355
autofaggot detected
5'10" slav reporting in
It's like being 5'2" in USA. Everyone is so freaking tall.
>>705796215
how tall are you you fucking nig
>>705795827
>tfw manlet
Should manlets be enslaved? Would you use one as a foot rest?
>>705794582
well im only 19
Everyone look at this
>>705795903
lmao, i took the bait
>>705796320
Barely 5'6
Fuck you, mom
>>705796570
sorry m8
>>705789161
Kek
>>705795718
Ah, it's always that faggot mike. Take heart in knowing most relationships fail anon, until one doesn't, or maybe that never happens, but who really gives a fuck? Life shutting a door on that old snatch and opening a window to many others.
>>705796656
Yeah, i think im also starting to bald too so there's the nail in the coffin.
Anyone got the post of the fat bitch saying "when his height start with 5" and then @meministtweets said "when your weight starts with 200"
5' 2'' reporting in. Ask me anything.
>>705796931
what's your plan for the future
>>705797103
Suicide.
Manlets will never understand what it means to actually live.
>>705790281
Oh shit plz dump all your deformed walters
Can someone post the image of that one girl saying "when his dick isnt circumsized"
>>705788920
I look the same way when bitches weigh more than 115 lbs, I love them skinny Asians, other races all fat and thick and shit.
>>705788920
Genetics.
you will die one day, alone
Dad 6'8 mom 5'3 me 6'0 caught in the middle. Always thought I would be dad's height was 5'10 in junior high.
>>705797281
My good sir, you, have a flawed perception of human genetics. There are fat & thick girls in every race that exists.
>>705797281
*thicc
>>705797383
how does it feel knowing you let your dad down
>>705795773
What happend to your knees ?
>>705797674
I don't talk nigger!
>>705796231
Not sure who that is, but no. I am not a guy named ethan.
>>705797616
Not too many in Asian culture though, they really look down on being fat, I'm married to a Cantonese woman, not too many fatties when I travel to Asia, a lot in Europe and America though. Plus it is mostly Americans that want tall guys.
>>705790032
true
>>705790714
>>705790414
or hes a nonce
>>705797976
post more pics of you
>>705791741
How have you been adjusting to life outside the Gulag?
>>705788920
https://worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/
REMINDER TO VOTE TRUMP 'EVERYDAY'!
>>705795773
Why has his penis turned into a football shaped vagina
>>705794763
daaamn.
>>705795059
Short guys have no excuse. Hit the gym fatass.
6'2" got my height from my mom's side but build from my dad's, which are all a bunch of short stocky Germans. So all and all not bad
>>705798404
hHHHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>705788920
I'm a 6 foot 7 18 year old. I've been asked to play basketball for my school since the first week of freshmen year.
>>705789161
The stories posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
>>705789682
I too need a leg leg thing surgery
>>705796367
>tfw 5'11
>tfw Dutch so still a manlet
>>705789953
You seem to be lost.
>>>/o/
>18yo
>5'4
FUCK I'm really going to buy some godtropin I can't leave with this
>>705788920
I'm 5'9"
dad is 6'1"
mom is 5'2"
5'10" here, all of my friends are taller than me, but at least I have a beautiful 5'4" gf
>>705797006
Here u go friend
>>705790293
>>705788920
poor evolution in my gene pool.
5'5", 143lbs, 26yo so I don't think I'm getting any taller.
Excuse...well my mom is shorter than I am and my dad doesnt have much over me, so genetics I guess.
Do I care? I got an amazing wife. I'm a military veteran with a degree, nice cars, nice place, and hey, I graduate from a big city fire academy tomorrow. My family is well known and respected in the fire/ems of this area.
Life is what you make it. Don't let something as primitive as how big you are decide what you do with your time here.
6'3 reporting in and confirming that i'd end my existence if i didnt at least break six feet, sorry lads
6' here. Only a matter of time beforeI too will be considered a manlet.
>>705802149
you sound pretty damn insecure bro lmao
anyone can smash a pretty girl you just have to be funny, believe in yourself and not be an autistic fuck
being 6'3 helps you fuck not gunna lie but if you would kill yourself for being under 6, please go ahead and actually kill yourself
>>705803734
>you just have to be funny
>just
JUST
I'm 5'8 and I know I'm inferior to taller men. That's probably why I'm a cuck also. I've spent most of my adult life taking orders from taller men and it's ok I know my place
>>705803871
say whatever pops into your head that you think is funny and eventually you'll fuck a girl, they're people too. chances are at least some of them will have your sense of humor.
>>705804127
I haven't thought of anything funny in months.
>>705798072
It is still not genetics that accounts for skinny Asian women in Asia. It is about food quality and social conditions. Once Asians immigrate to the United States, within one generation they become as sad and fat (if not fatter) than other poor Americans.
>>705788920
Does 5'10 count as manlet?
The rest of my family is shorter
I guess I'm at least the tallest in the house?
>>705792259
Bust out the doc martens bud. You gain an inch or two in height
>>705805578
Yes.
>>705805876
This is super transparent everyone will laugh internally.
>>705797180
In soccer being short gives you more stability, reflexes and dexterity, you nig wouldn't be able to stop me in a game. American Football is gay
>>705804127
>say whatever pops in your head
>be yourself
Sorry bro but that isn't gonna work for me. I'll scare every female out of the vicinity by "being myself."
>>705804490
you the guy that's been filling up all the YLYLs with bananas? xdd
>>705788920
Genetics
>>705788920
i got a big ol' dongerino
>>705792526
Why is that guy always so angry???
>>705795346
Thanks
>>705807346
Because he's short
>>705789682
You could always kill yourself anyway!
>>705808596
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Im 5'6'', maybe 5'7'' with shoes on and ive had more pussy and butthole than a lot of my taller friends.
Its just who you get with and how you play your cards.
>>705808240
at least short tempered, he's a giant in the world of Lilliput.
I'm a 5'6" Southeast asian, I am muscular and somewhat good looking. Is that somehow better?
>>705809787
*better because i'm asian and not expected to be tall
>>705790293
>>705788920
165 cm here and never got shit for it. only real problem is that tall chicks don't really dig it, but who the fuck cares. i find weird to fuck tall girls anyway. it's fucking weird when the girl is consistently bigger than you.
>>705792028
It's okay when women fake their height?
>>705790281
>I save lives for a living
>I started a Fortune 500 company
>I drive a stick
He's talking about how self-righteous people can be when they drive stick because they brag about it.
>>705788920
Not within my control. What's your excuse for being a faggot?
Well I developed a pretty severe eating disorder in 3rd-7th grade that stunted my growth substantially. Im 5'9 but I probably would have been closer to 6 foot if I didn't have problems with bulemia (used to be fat in 3rd grade and got bullied/shamed by students and family until I started making myself throw up).
Sucks but its permanent and I deal with it. Got a great job, a lot of friends and am currently boning a hot 5 foot tall latina.
>>705790293
No excuse for being this Fucking stupid... Why does this person exist? Attention all serial rapists and murderers, I am running for president. If you vote, vote for me- once I win I will commission a secret squad for you. This squads only propose will be to rape and kill stupid cunts. Vote for me and kill for free! I approve this message.
>>705791741
How old is this pic? Is that s palm pilot?
5ft 10in and I am more than confident about my height and I have never had issues with it.
>>705795773
5'8" here, I don't make enough to afford $80K of surgery, but I make a MEAN best friend for tall women, guess I'll just kys nbd
>>705789161
fitizen detected
>>705790293
Wut? I can't even....wut?
What's your excuse for being retarded?
> You have none
>>705788920
when her weight starts with 1
>>705789462
Fun fact taller guys have bigger dicks look it up
>>705788920
I'm 5'12
5 loses everytime
