>enter McDonald's >see this what do?
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>enter McDonald's
>see this
what do?
Order 20 nuggets, a medium fry , and a large coke
rape.....cause you know.... she's asking for it
Ask her why she has skin colored yoga pants that tight on her.
>>705780578
take pic
the fuck am i doing in mcdonalds , i dont eat shit
sneak a finger up her crack
>>705780578
Order 20 nuggets and barbecue sauce.
>>705780578
Wonder how I got there and how I'm going to get home.
>>705780578
Wonder what poor choices I made in life to end up in Australia.
>immediately go flush the nearest toilet.
dont drop that dedenne
>>705780689
soda has free refills, order small drink and large fry
>>705780578
Fevereshly masturbate trying to land a load on that ass.
>>705780578
I'd mount that shit, sir. yes I would
>>705780578
180 and walk away
It's clearly shopped, nobody has jagged pixelated legs
>>705780578
Mcfuckin kill myself
>>705780982
But all the drinks are a 1.08 so its the same either way
>>705780578
Ask her how much for an hour?
Anyone out in public dressed like that is probably a prostitute..
>>705780982
Based
>>705780578
Tbh i'd probably say something like "Your ass is great" then order a rodeo cheeseburger JR whopper no pickles and small fries
>>705780897
this right here is a practical man
>>705780578
pop boner
cum in my panties
>>705780578
Rape. Totes Rape
>>705780902
Underatted
>>705780578
I'd say "Excuse me, but I'm going to fuck you", that way it's not rape. Then I fuck her, because I always keep my word.
>>705780578
Why am I in this shithole. I want food, not processed poo.
Spin a 360 and strut my stuff outta there.
>>705780578
Order a McRape.
>>705780578
In all fucking honesty, I would snap a picture of it, order my shit, and when I sat down to eat I'd post a "what do" thread of her on 4chan.
>>705780578
290ø quickscope
>>705780578
This is probably Sydney or Melbourne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2LADZF3jRk
>>705781166
But you'd be facing her, turn 360 you retard! Jesus, sure is summer in here...
>>705780578
1.Take a pic in case 2. fails
2.Seduce
sidle up to her, and whisper in her ear "Excuse me, ma'am. Your ass is triggering a throbbing erection."
>>705780578
Order 20 nuggets, 2 large fries, bottle of water.
I wouldn't do / say anything to her, I just want my maccies tbh m8
>>705780578
tell her, that her whole ass is showing.
Order from the dollar menu
>>705781900
You are legitimately unintelligent. I meant turn 180 and walk backwards so the ass is still in view as I exit the building. Nice summer tbh fam
Contemplate hiring this obvious prostitute but ultimately decline to avoid smelling her slightly appetizing yet revolting McDonald's farts.
>>705780709
>>705781900
I hope your a bait
>>705780578
Sennen goroshi
>>705781166
Shit niggler you would turn in a full circle!
i'd check these McDubs
>>705782205
newfag detected
>>705780982
>getting a smaller soda for the same price as a large
Bawhahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
>>705782185
>>705782373
Oh shit your're right LMAO. I mean turn 45 radians and walk away.
I've had 930/1800 calories today so I'll get a 10 piece McNuggets with 2 packs of sweet and sour sauce and a small diet coke, which will put me at 1470/1800
I'll probably also point out that girl's butt to my wife because we do that, when we went to the midtown music festival 2 weeks ago we were pointing out the extreme cases of scantily clad to each other the entire time
>>705780578
>what do?
>>705782466
A small isn't the same price you retard, it's cheaper
just the other day was in line for the3 store and this immense ugly wigger was tryna chat me up like yo boss and he was with this ugly tramp in pretty much the same clothes and its obvious they were gonna go run a train on her
me and the cashier i know just laughed knowing such trash exists
>>705782782
lold irl
>>705782564
That look she gives after he slaps her ass.
Fucking magic.
>>705780578
Do what all you fucking faggots would do and just look and not say/do anything
>>705780902
This guy wins the thread
>>705780578
Probably buy a big mac
i would walk up to her and gently tap her on the sholder and tell her that inform her that she is being exposed likely without her knowledge then smile and wait in the line to order my filet id keep my eyes straight at the menu so she knows im not looking there.
>>705780578
Ask if the burger with the white flag is a french one.
>>705783424
Kek
>>705783285
lol a gentleman being detected
>>705780982
>free refills
they got rid of this where I live, suuuucks
>>705781318
>ordering a whopper in mcdonald's
>>705783285
M'lady
Follow her home and evey day for a year leave a big Mac at her door
And at night dress up as Ronald mc Donald and tap on the window's with your dick
I'd walk up to the counter and order my meal.
>>705780578
>slap her ass
>tell her im a refugee and she needs to stop being islamaphobic
>>705783842
>falling for the entry level bait while calling someone out
I remember my first week on /b. Ah good times.
I shove my finger the deepest possible into her ass. I want my finger to come out covered in shit. And then i will wipe it on her nose. And ask for additional paper to the fat clerk.
>>705784039
this.
>>705783950
all of my this you are doing the winner /thethread
>>705782185
good for the cunt, if it were whites shed be screaming some feminist shit, but no the savages did it, so gotta keep quiet.
>>705780902
This
>>705780578
Give her a quarter pounding with cheese (Im uncut)
>>705782185
> Let's import fuckloads of shit skins. Literally nothing can go wrong.
It's her own fault for allowing her people to sell their country because muh Nazi guilt
>>705780578
Fuck her like a cheeseburger obviously.
>>705780578
Shove your McDick up her McAss
>>705782977
wat
I'd serve her a Mc Rib... Ask nae more
>>705780578
Think about how much of a failure I am for not being able to get laid even with sluts like her.
>>705780982
Nigga just get the water cup
>>705780768
/thread
>>705785127
Sluts are far from being the easiest lay you can find, you know.
>>705785426
Yeah there's dead people and even if you're really desperate the OPs mum.
>>705785729
>2016
>still making mum jokes
>>705785729
Nah. Ugly girls with low self esteem are the easiest lay. I find sluts to be hard to lay if you aren't a 'playa'. They have one profile they want to fuck and stick to it.
>>705785968
Who wants to fuck ugly girls though?! Honestly not trolling, I can't be arsed with ugly girls. I'd rather have a wank and do something better with my time.
I'd probably get a hard on as fuck. Tell her her shit is hanging out, and compliment her on her beautiful figure and ass. If nothing goes from there either way Im gonna jack off to it tonight.
>>705780578
i don't need shake now
>>705780578
I'd stand behind her and then when she moved I'd go place my order.
>>705782185
moar
>>705786282
>>705785968
You're both doing it wrong.
Don't fuck sluts or ugly girls. Go work on yourself, get a better career going, make more money. Fuck escorts instead.
You get to fuck 10/10 girls who will do whatever you want whenever you want to. I really don't understand why more guys don't do this.
>>705781681
My sides
>>705780578
>Pull cock out from zipper
>walk up behind her
>erect my penis
>place hands on counter top so im leaning into her
>she feels my 10" erection between her sesame seed buns
>i order a big mac from the cashier who is sweaty profusely from both the heat and the arousal of the sight before him
>my mcdouble pierces her creamy parfait
>the cashier can barely speak
>"would...you like...special sauce on that big mac
>i have plenty of my own thanks
>the bitch moans a i give her a mcfucking
>i flip her over and put my 2 pc mcnuggets in her mouth
>bout to lose it
>i cum 1000 island dressing all over her face and she wears it proudly
>she gets up and thanks me for the sex
>i pick up my big mack and take it home
>mfw they gave me a quarter pounder instead
>>705786683
I have a 6 figure income and I would never pay for it, no matter how hot they are.
>>705785819
>2016
>thinking mum jokes will ever go away
>>705786282
There's ugly girls and ugly girls. I know it sounds pathetic, but I know that the more you're experienced, the more girls you fuck. If your first 2/3 lays are ugly girls, but the 4 is a hot one, was it a good investment ?
>>705780578
try not to look and fail
>>705786683
i don't want STDs.
>>705786997
The same devilled egg.
>>705785819
Your mum is a mum joke.
>>705780897
you are a smart man
>>705781862
I tried but I simply cannot understand homo speak and had to stop video before I turned gay.
>>705784039
kek
Fuck her so long she'd get miles of cock from me
>>705786894
You're not paying for sex, you're paying for convenience and specificity. I used to think that way, but a buddy convinced me to try it and I was kicking myself for not doing it sooner. I guarantee you'd think the same.
Think of it like this: it's like mobile games. You can play for free, but you get limited features. You can pay to go premium, and you get access to a much better game experience. That's what this is. You're paying for access to a premium product.
>>705780578
crave her Mc Nuggies
>>705786921
They will never go away just like herpes will never go away. It doesn't stop them being unfunny and stale. Shit is so weak, they have been done to death.
>>705787290
>pays for freemium games
>>705786961
Maybe when I was a virgin or first starting out, I'd fuck whatever I could get. But I don't like wasting my time on ugly bitches man, I'd rather just have a wank. It's like anything in life, why have 3 shitty burgers when you can have 1 fine piece of steak.
>>705787553
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
>>705787089
I'm not talking about streetwalkers, nigga. I'm talking about high-end escorts. They can make a few thousand dollars in one night by spreading their legs. If they get an STD and can't work anymore, that's a lot of lost potential income. These girls will make you wear a condom and it's not for your protection, it's for hers. You won't get STDs from a good escort, guaranteed.
>>705787290
What mobile game do you play that demands you pay to go premium every time you want to access that better game experience?
Also just because an escort is an escort doesn't mean the bitch is clean.
>>705787583
I don't. It was an analogy. Don't take things so literally.
>>705787553
Your mum will never go away like herpes will never go away.
Your mum's unfunny and stale.
Your mum is so weak and has been done to death.
See? It's never going away.
>>705787818
I don't play mobile games, it was an analogy. And yes, a good escort will be clean.
My point was simply that you're paying for a superior experience than people who don't pay are getting.
>>705787290
I have no problem attracting girls who I find very attractive and who will be as adventerous as I desire in the sack. Paying for sex is like cheating at a video game -- there is no satisfaction in the end product. Half of the fun is the chase, the game.
>>705787906
okay, so if your analogy sucks, then why should your statement be any better?
>>705787921
See how lame it is though? You sound like a down syndrome kid repeating what he heard some bigger boys say. It is the comeback equivalent of "that's what she said" jokes. Shit is weak.
>>705782185
kinda feel bad for her
>>705788316
Your mum sounds like a Down's syndrome kid.
>>705788316
>Shit is weak.
that's what your mom said last night about you
>>705788458
I hope the irony of you proving my point exactly while trying to disprove me is not lost on you.
>>705780578
If I wouldn't think she is a hooker then maybe tell her polite that her ass looks out and start small talk and get her the normal way
>>705788199
That's fine, if it's your thing. That's not the case for everyone, though. Some people like the chase. Some people need to feel like they've earned everything they have. Some people just want what they want and don't really care how they get it. That's all fine. If the chase is important for you, chase away.
My point is just that I've been with pornstars, playboy playmates, lingerie models, and runway models. 99.9% of guys are not fucking women like that. I am. Pretty much anyone could be doing it too, but they don't.
>>705788276
The analogy is fine, you just assumed I play freemium games. The error is on your end for assuming, not on mine. I believe you may have a touch of the 'tism, friend.
>>705788621
Your mum's lost on you.
>>705783821
my wendys has this machine where you click the touch screen for soda and there are like 200 different sodas its actually crazy
>>705784588
under rated dubs checked
>>705788729
You're the kinda guy that will spend 50 bucks on a video game and then have no problem using a bunch of cheat codes to finish the game in an hour just to say you beat it. The fun is in the game, not the end result.
>>705784039
Were /b/ memes always this stale? I come here trying to get some of those good old luls but this place just seems to be pure cancer now. I'm glad I moved on to other boards.
>>705780982
Not in Australia
>>705789164
But for me, the sex is the game. It's different from a video game. I don't take shortcuts there because there's no point. You get to the end of the game, and that's that. There's nothing more. I'm just cutting out the bullshit I don't like and getting to the fun part.
>>705781594
Check 'em
>>705788895
well dear anon, you use your analogy as an example for the use of your statement; but since everybody (including you) doesn't pay for freemium because of it being a waste of resources, that would imply that the analogy isn't really helpful to your point, isn't it 'friend'.
The use of 'tism makes me wonder even more if the content of your input is even remotely trustworthy
>>705788427
She out in skin-tight miniskirt with a thong on, high heels... she's trying to be all SEXY... well, she oviously wanted attention, and she got it. Mission accomplished!
>>705789253
They were not. It's all edgy kids now who just parrot the same asinine nonsense over and over again. It's rare you actually see a thread that will actually be entertaining here now. You were right to leave.
>>705780578
More pics OP?
>>705780578
start eating
>>705789527
Hey you're the one that started the video game analogy.
I just find sex for sex's sake a little boring frankly. Lulling a girl into the act and then treating her like shit afterwards is just as much of a kick as the actual rutting part in my opinion.
>>705789527
Thats just sounds fucking gay
Go home and masturbate.
>>705780578
>order eggmuffins
>take her to my home
>tell her "you dont have to tell me what happened but you have to eat those eggmuffins"
>>705790214
I just love to fuck. I love trying different positions, lying back and getting my dick sucked, playing with toys, having tits in my face, just all of it. Love it. Can't get enough. Being able to get it whenever I want with a woman you'd see on a billboard is just a huge quality of life thing for me.
>>705782185
Welcome to Cologne.
I'd tip my fedora as i approach her and buy her a combo. Then we'd sit down and discuss how men are beta pussies nowadays
>>705789527
this sounds miserable
>>705790477
Pretty much all girls I have been with will do those anyway though. I'm starting to think you have a small dick or have a problem finding decent girls to sleep with. Unless you have some very niche fetish, most girls will do most things in the sack if you ask.
>>705789575
If you were wearing a suit and some gay dude pulled your pants down you'd probably be pissed.
but ya i agree that was kinda funny for the reasons you stated
>>705790657
kek
>>705790813
this
either he is fugly or has no social skills whatsoever. There are enough woman who get to the point without having to pay them
>>705780578
"Excuse me miss you dropped something on the floor"
>>705780902
indeed this
>>705787583
unrelated, but, i played a freemium MMO with a guy who spent >$40,000 USD on gold and items in game
>>705780982
>eating inside the mcdonalds
not even once
>>705780578
Buy a ring donut and propose to her.
>>705782117
kek
>>705790813
>most girls will do most things in the sack if you ask.
not rly though. depends on how young and weak-willed they are I guess. most women have limits, butt sex and pissing in their mouth probably won't fly
>>705781266
Winner
Do a 360 and berry my dick so far up her ass
>>705780578
I would honestly run up to her and stick a finger up her ass.
>>705791389
Like I said, if you have a niche fetish that involves pissing in their mouth, I fully understand why you are paying for it. If you just want a girl who'll play with toys, try different positions and suck your dick, then pretty much 95% of girls, ugly hot or otherwise, will comply with minimal effort.
>>705786761
Kek
>>705791561
But you'd be facing the wrong way dumbass.
>>705780578
stick my finger right in it i dont give a fuck what happens
>>705791837
Right so I can berry my dick up her ass so far if someone pulled it out they would be crowned king Arthur
>>705792003
kek
>>705780578
Run to the bathroom and squeeze nut out ferociously into my hand almost instantly, then pay for my McDonald with cum hands
>>705782940
theyre the same price mate..
>>705790251
>>705790764
I'm not that guy.
But do you not see the difference in enjoyment he is describing?
He likes other aspects of sex than you do. Me myself and lots of other people also like the sex more than the chase. It's a different thing.
It would only becomes miserable if someone would enjoy the chase but found themselves incapable to get to it. And then use the money shortcut.
>>705780689
fat american
>>705791216
sounds like a winner
>>705786761
this wasnt even funny
so much effort
>>705780768
/thread
Propably what everyone else here would do too
>>705786761
Underrated poast
>>705790939
>>705787290
Or y'could just get a girlfriend dum-dum!
>>705792561
But why pay for it? There are plenty of very hot girls who also love fucking and are very willing. Unless you are a social cripple or have a small dick, it is all out there. You're talking like girls don't enjoy fucking.
>>705790813
No need to be rude /b/rother
>>705791734
White girls, yeah
>notice ass
>make sure not to look even close for fear that the normies will catch me
>stand as far away while waiting for my turn in line
>hands directly on my sides
>eyes on the menu
>cashier looks at me and I stand there for a couple seconds and hurry to the counter
>"can I g-get a number 10 with barbecue sauce"
>"small medium or large" he replies
>"a medium is okay" not wanting to sound fat
>"your order is 9.99"
>reach into back pocket and pull out wallet
>struggle to take debit card out
>drop CC and drivers license
>hand him my card and try to pick up my other cards but struggle because they are stuck to the glossy floor
>finally pick them up and take my reciept making sure to avoid eye contact
>"hey you forgot something"
>go back to get my debit card and almost trip on nothing
>"t-thank you"
>sit down and look at the wall because there are no windows in the back of the mcdonalds
>>705794455
>>705780578
>notice top shes wearing
>kindly ask her "how much for a toss in the bathroom?"
>>705794455
stop being yourself
