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Anon, be honest, how big is your penis and when did you last had sex?
Mine is 21 cm and I didn't had sex for over 5 years.
>inb4: over 9000 inches and such
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>>705761412
6.5 inches long
5.5 inches around
Fucked last night.
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8 inches, last night
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20 cm and Last friday , why does it Matter tho?
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18 cm long
13.5 cm around

2 years
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20cm too
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7" long
5.5" around

Got deepthroated three nights ago. Will probably get blown again this weekend.

Before that it was over a year and a half drought
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>6.5 inches
>yesterday
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12 inches
5 min ago
>white master race
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>>705761412
I can't have sex because I fart for 3 hours, 5 hours after food. All health tests (including endoscopy+colonoscopy) show complete norm just as blood and poop tests.

I am fucked and I don't know why
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>>705761412
Mine almost 19cm and 5years without sex too :(
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18cm
a year ago Q.Q
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>>705762506
>5 minutes ago
>is now on /b/
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>>705761412
7.5 inches, had sex last week
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6 inches and fuck most every night. Got ridden this morning.
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>>705762567
The fuck?
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7" and last night.

But I'm married and my wife is usually horny - so it's really nothing exciting.
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6.5"
Maybe July someone?
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>>705761412
6.0 inches long

Last Wednesday
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>>705761412
You should ask you're girl
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6.2
18 hours ago
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17cm
a month ago
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>>705761412
7.5
Sunday 25th of September.
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17 cm or 7 inches
Tfw I cum within 3 fucking minutes even when fapping
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5.9 never
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18 cm Last week
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>>705762567
fuck dude...
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>>705761412
~16cm long
~12cm around
Measures taken a long while back but basically that.
Virgin
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7.5 inches
about 3 weeks ago
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>>705761638
Same stats , fucked about ah week ago.

I feel 6.5 long and 5.5 thick is kinda small but decent at the same time.
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6.69 inch
16 hours ago
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>>705761412
5.2 inches long
4.5 inches circumference.
12 years ago.
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7.1" and virgin
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19 cm long
16 cm around
2 weeks ago
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>>705763240
I had this problem , until I accidentally circumcised myself , you should do it bro.
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>>705763737
cut here...
I can fuck for 4 hours without cumming if I want to. I usually need 30 minutes.

that was a problem for my ex gf, she thought she wasnt attractive enough when I didnt came in 10 minutes. mental bitch
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6x5.5
Last night, tied up wife and did some spanking and orgasm denial. Been averaging sex once a week last few months.
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18cm
3 years
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>>705764360
That's because she's cheating on you
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>>705763737
How do you circumcised myself? By accident o.O
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18,5cm
3 days
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>>705761412
5cm
3 days
I'm probably only person on earth who needs a belt around condom.
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19cm and I just had sex
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>>705764008
When I was uncut I was ashamed of Myself for cumming under 5mins , now I miss it. All that work and trying to mentally fuck yourself to bust ain't coo.

>>705766193
You skip foreplay , you start fucking the shit outta her while she's dry , ramming it in and out of her pussy , pulling completely out and then shoving it in , eventually the skin pulls back and you hear a loud snap , and you start bleeding out , I ended up in the hospital. But it's coo.
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>>705766629
You seriously that small ?
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>>705761412
6 inchs long
5.5 around
fucked about 2 months ago
(in a long distant relationship)
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>>705761412
13 cm
Vor 5 Uhr
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>12cm
>Never
Kill me
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>>705766968
>13 cm
Kys
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>>705767004
See
>>705767006
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>>705761412
6.5 long and 5.5 around
Coming up on two years since it was last used
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16cm. Sex almost daily, most of the days 2 or 3 times a day for the last 5 months.

Not the biggest cock but I make her cum buckets
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18cm
i fuck at least every 2nd day, sometimes daily and sometimes twice a day
gf
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>>705767100
How do you make her cum buckets ?
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20cm 2 weeks
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>>705767100
If "she" is cuming buckets it means she is probably a dude.
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>>705767319
I put a finger up their ass and it normally gets them going.
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3. Inches. And I had sex with a dog once.
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>>705767319
i don't want to sound gay or anything, but sweet words, lots of hugs, lots of telling her she's great and beautiful

and lots of finger- and tonguestuff before sex

She's a squirter and I love it
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>>705767481
Definatly a dude
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>>705767560
You means she pisses the bed
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>>705767533
I guess only an animal could accept your baby penis.
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>>705767481
I guess the other anon was right.... It was a dude.
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>>705767566
checked
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5.5 inches
had sex twenty minutes ago
Multiple girls who will come over/go home with me
fuck like rabid animal
inb4 how do you make her cum?
dont care. got laid.
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>>705767637
psh laugh all you won't, at least i make my woman cum hard
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Wow, almost everyone in this thread has an above-average dick length! What are the chances?!?!
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>>705761412
6 inches abouts, and I had sex two days ago. Probably gonna have sex tonight too, things depending. I live with my girlfriend, so its pretty much whenever I want and am not too busy.
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>>705767693
With that attitude, don't expect to get laid too much later on
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>>705763555
>I feel 6.5 long and 5.5 thick is kinda small but decent at the same time.
that feel, im samefagging so hard here. Its like so close to being a big cock but not big enough to be considered well hung
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>>705767734
and btw, you'll never experience the real joy of a girl cumming, until she squirts all over the place.

You tell yourself: fuck yeah dude you made her cum hard. Better feeling then cumming yourself imho
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>>705761412
mine is 16 cm and i'm a virgin
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>>705767678
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>>705761412
Don't know, don't care.

More focused on making money than fucking some random skank.
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about 6 inches
and 2 Days ago
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>>705763555
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>>705767846
no you just have a piss fetish but call it what you want
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>>705762567
I'd get a second opinion if I were you.
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15 cm and 6 cm thick... 12 weeks ago...
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>>705761638
Same
Last fuck last week girlfriend is on a super period run
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5.5 inches or 14 com
Just got operated for phimosis 4 weeks ago.
Had sex last on the 25th of june this year.
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>>705768084
Lol fuck off you guys making me feel more and more average by the post.
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>>705767842
Yeah man , like its on the verge of looking big but it's about average. No one has bitched about it... The thickness makes up for it I guess.
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>>705767979
What you trying to say bish?
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>>705761412
4.5
somewhere around 2011 or 2010
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>>705761412
13 cm
a month ago
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>>705768260
Tell me about it, atleast I've never been called small. Who doesnt wanna be above average though.
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>>705768066
6cm?
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>>705761412
6.6"
Never
Age 19 btw
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>>705768403
how did she react on your dick
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>>705761412
21cm, last night.
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9"
Last night.
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>>705761412
My dick varies in size based on how turned on I am. It can get up to 7", but it's usually around 6 or 6.5
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>>705761412
16.5/ 17 cm good days, didnt had sex since 2010
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5.5, a few days ago
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And tell me, Mr. Anon, what good is a penis if you are unable to sex?
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>>705767842
you have no clue what samefag means do you?
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5 inches
Last night
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8.5 used to be lil over 9 seems to have shrunk since i havent had sex in the past 6 months maybe /b/ is why i dont get laid anymore
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18cm, never had sex
>inb4 virginfag
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>>705768617
Fine, to be honest I DO believe size matters (and I have a small dick), but they have never complained about it, and they always come back for more. Its funny because even with this size you can actually reach their cervix if you know what you are doing,
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>>705762986
same
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being hung sucks sometimes because one wrong move and you hurt them and then have to rebuild their 'gasm up again.. but it could also be good cuz when they can't walk afterwards.. it's something funny to laugh at. especially when they can't pee for 1/2 hour. Lol
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>>705761412
22 cm, few weeks
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13cm fucked last sunday with my girl
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5 inches/12.7 cm
8ish hours ago
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>>705768823
I don't have to sit to pee, which is convenient at times.
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5.7 inches
Sometime in the spring
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>>705761412
7.5in long not sure so recently but about 6 inches around maybe a little more

like 2 days ago.

if your not boning you need a slam piggy, guys
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22cm long, about wrist thick around.
Last had sex 4 days ago.
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>>705769965
Bullshit.
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>>705770418
Um... how so?
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>>705761412
about 15cm and last week
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>>705770647
Timestamp , faggot.
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>>705769218
>even with this size you can actually reach their cervix if you know what you are doing,
You mean turn her off so much, her vagina shrinks to it's limit?
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i'd love to have a 5.5 circumference.

i'm like 4.8-5 at my hardest, then probably a little less than 7 length wise
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>>705770736
One moment pls
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>>705770810
dont worry son, you will get laid too someday
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5,5 inches (14 cm) long, 5 inches (13 cm) round
Two weeks ago
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>>705768028
Someone's upset about never having pleaseda woman they deny science clear as day that countless texts can explain with a simple search.

Kek'd my pants.
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6.3 inch or 16cm
Last month
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>>705761412
Go to a prostitute or use tinder
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>>705761412
About 6 inches, maybe a little more but nothing special. Last sex was saturday, or maybe sunday - i don't know. Discovered Company of Heroes so spending my evenings in study, playing instead of in lounge with the missus.
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>>705761412
>6x5
>Month ago

I've made attempts with other women but have been rejected. Win some lose most
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Little under 8 inches. Maybe 8 depending on my arousal. Never measured around but can't fit into a Gatorade bottle. (Don't ask). And Sunday. Being married sucks ass sometimes. Getting some strange is hard when everyone knows your wife.
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7.5 inches. Been probably 2 months now.
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>>705772216
>Getting some strange is hard when everybody knows your wife

Nigga what the fuck does this even mean?
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I call bullshit on the vast majority of you fuckers and your measurements.

I'm 6.1 long
5.75 around
Fucked last night
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>5.5
>never
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>>705761412
17 cm
30 Minutes ago.
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5.25 in
Not sure how wide
Fucked my wife 4 days ago.
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>>705762567
Have you thought about sticking one of these in your ass so it lets the gas seep out quietly through the day and then just shove it all the way in for sexy time? Just in case they try to tickle your corn hole.
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>>705772389
Everyone knows were married because her parents are well known in my city. Makes it hard to find a chick that's dtf and won't squeal.
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8 inches. Pic related.

Fucking some latvian chick I met on a dating app this weekend.
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>>705773284
How are you not a pornstar
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>>705762793
It's that idea that you have an issue with? Not the 12 inches? Ma man you just got played
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ITT
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15,5cm, married, have sex nearly every day. My wife has a stronger libido than me. She'd like to have sex every day several times.
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>>705774788
>i haven't had sex in 9 years so i'm gonna go to 4chan and lie about things
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>>705761412
17.5cm
never
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>>705761412
14 cm ~3 weeks ago
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7.8 inches in length, about 3-4 in girth. Had sex last Wednesday, though did pass up sex last two nights. When I get high I can literally fuck for hours. Not a good thing, unless you're in a relationship, which I haven't been in for 6 years.
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>>705775315
>this one prostitute i've fucked was really cute, i wish i had her number so i could cuck her
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>>705774788
Rofl everytime someone asks about sex life and dick size. There's always the fgts that say the same thing "Wife, everyday, she wants it all the time".

You kids always leave the part out where she gets it everyday from a bull because you are a cuck.
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7 inches. About 6 months ago.

Pic related.
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>>705775315
>3-4 in girth
Like circumference or diameter?
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>>705761412
5 inches long
Never had sex, feelsbadman
I'm 18 so I'm trying to get on that before I turn 20, probably won't though
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>>705761412
test
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>>705775366
That sucks. I've personally never had to pay for sex before, unless you count conversation as payment. Is it worth it? Surely it'd be cheaper to buy yourself a pocket pussy no?
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about 16-18cm in length, 13cm around
just measured it, but I'm not fully erect

never had sex
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6 inches, and I fucked my wife last night.

I fucked my whore two weeks ago.
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>>705775439
Circumference. This is an estimated measurement. My dick is about as thick as a soup can seems too insincere. True or not.
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>>705771662
>Buckets
It's piss, man...

If she cums, she cums. It won't come out with pressure and won't look like piss.
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>>705773284
Looks like mine, yours is a little thicker but mine is definitely veiner. 10/10 would lumber jack.
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If you measure pressed against the pubic Bone (which is the only correct way to measure) then 18cm/7inch and 14 around/~5inch.
Last Sex was tuesday
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>>705775716
I fucked a Asian chick in a parlor. She didn't charge me apparently I just made her fucking wet as shit, but the previous one before her did. Worth it until you need/want to buy something.
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21cm, or just about over 8 inches.

Dated this 7/10 red haired girl a year ago and got constantly laid, but she was stupid and often made me cringe. Plus she wanted to spend time with me constantly and seemed to be jealous about my friends. So we broke up.

Now I'm looking for someone that can live her own life for a chance. I've been thinking that maybe I should get someone solely dtf for a while, but I've got bad experience about that kind of thing (almost got an STD one time, another time the girl fell in love with me and the third time I fell in love with the girl).

At least there's always porn.
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I'm a gns, but this is a half chub. Vain enough to snap it, not enough to measure ^(-_-')^
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>>705761412
12.9 cm at best when erect
I am kinda attractive to girls, but that small dick, fuck. Those two girls wouldn't break up with me if I was able to please them in bed.
There is even a girl at my work who is 7/10 and is into me, everyone knows it, but I refuse to get close to her because I'm afraid she will tell everyone I have a small dick and bad at sex.
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>>705764008
I have the Same Problem try eding the day before it will reduce the time significantly, but it's still controllable
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>>705776559
Rosy and her five sisters will never let you down. Preach!!!
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>>705772416
you are edging near chode type measurments
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>>705776052
damn dude thats a pretty thin dick
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>>705776835
Why the fuck would you do that? If you can fuck for hours, just find a bitch that can handle it. I will say be careful at the same time, because some of them will trap your ass to keep that all to themselves.
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6.75 inches
Had sex about 3 weeks ago. Currently out of the country on work. Could try to fuck some local girls here but I'm not an asshole and I love my GF.

Although she did mention something about Tyrone and his friends coming over to help her out moving some furniture.
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>>705777144
BC dick gets sensitive and at some point it just becomes a hassle, I'd rather have a good 15mins of sex then 2hours of bad sex and then not cumming.
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>>705777031
Yea...
Funny thing, I can rarely land a female. It's like, I can't bothered to put forth maximum effort to bed them, yet when I do, they never leave unless I disappear (I never fuck at my place anymore because of this). Ironic as hell
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>>705764008
I'm cut and I can cum in 2 minutes or last for hours. It's all in the head man. If I totally let myself focus on her body and how good her pussy feels I can cum almost instantly. But if I distract myself I can keep from cumming basically until I'm just too exhausted to fuck anymore or she is too sore.

I usually fuck for about 30 minutes because after that she starts to get sore. If we go longer she is usually too sore to fuck again for a few days.

I'd rather fuck for 20-30 minutes a few times a week than for an hour once a week.
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>>705777367
...I forget that most men are in it for themselves. My bad. Still, as long as your partner orgasms, power to ya. I may hit the bed first but I always cum last. My record was about 20+ vaginally and 10 or so anally. She lost count and I stopped caring after about the 2nd hour lolz. Was sore for days after though. THC and gin helps with the sensitivity, at least for me. MDMA is boner suicide though, fucks with blood flow, and makes it hard as shit to cum
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7.5 inces, and I havent fucked since October 8th, 1965
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average length on 4chan is 19-20cm yet every study shows the averages are 4-8cm below that
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>>705778162
I've dated a couple multi-orgasmic girls. It was awesome. Unfortunately my current GF is one and done.

I've tried to make her have multiple orgasms and she HATES it. She says she is too sensitive and it is unpleasant.

I tried tying her to the bed so she couldn't get away and didn't stop going down in her after her first orgasm. She was screaming her safe word and demanding I stop after the first orgasm.
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>>705773076
Underrated post
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15cm, fucked last night
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>>705778162
Yeah Mine cums super fast but can get Multiple ones so thats cool
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>>705776858
Yeah. I mean, if it's sexual urges, might as well just jack off. But I crave for that feeling of being close to someone, loving, being loved. DTF-relationship creates an illusion of that, but it's just shallow.

I mean, I'm better looking than average for sure, I'm even somewhat intelligent, authentic and clever, have got the charms and even play guitar and sing. But like most men, most women are morons. And I can't stand stupidity at all. Stupid people make me want to shoot myself in the head, somehow resurrect from dead and repeat until I've splattered my brain on literally every street corner in the world just for the sheer shock value, then resurrect again and ask these morons that do they now see how much pain they make me go through by being such blatant morons. Yeah, a little over the top way of expressing it, but I mean holy shit most people are just so simple that I feel physically sick listening to them.

So you can imagine it's really hard for me to go on dates or meeting new people in general. I've got a lot of friends that are mostly ok, but even finding them has been a hell of a task. And even some of them I've been ditching because I can't stand the moronic shit they spew out nowadays. I'm allergic to retards.

Man, I just want a girl with a brain.
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Hi guys, uhm, you're all talking about making your girl orgasim

Howda I do this

We hump and hump, she says stuff like "oh god" under her breath but

What I needa do
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>>705778556
I feel for you man. I have yet to suffer that. I usually lick it before I stick it, depending on their track record, and I eat that shit like Kobayashi. I would be pissed as shit if they stopped me. Then again I did go too hard on the one before my last, and I had to keep giving her breaks. I made her blow me as I waited, so it worked out in the end.
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17cm
Last night
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>>705779785
>>705779654
Hi, I try this

I went down, and licked clit and she seemed kina into it

Another time i started rubbing it with my finger, but she said it tickled as if it something I should stop doing
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>>705779785
Yeah she says she is hyper sensitive to everything. She has even talked to therapists about it. Gets motion sick easy, I have to be careful even taking corners in a parking lot too quick, it can make her nauseous. Bright lights give her headaches. She notices the tiniest background noises and is distracted by them.

It's honestly a pain in the ass. But she is a sweetheart and totally drama free other than her sensitivity to damn near everything stimulating.

It's like her senses are cranked up to 11
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>>705779571
Preaching to the choir brother. I haven't had a relationship in over 6 years, and that one was only because I was in a bad spot emotionally and she was there for me. Didn't last long at all, and I'm thankful for that. Fuck buddies are only good when you are on the same page and can actually connect as friends. Sucks that the intelligent ones are usually 5s and below. It's like, I love spaghetti, but it has shit on it. We're all slaves to different grinds.
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>>705779654
All girls can't have an orgasm that easily. But you know, if you're that concerned, maybe you should ask her. I'm not her, no one in this thread is her, so it's just impossible to say what to do, since each human body reacts differently on different things.

You're basically asking that should you feed strawberries to someone that might be allergic to them. Actually, you're asking is the person allergic to strawberries. Fuck if we know. But she does.
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>>705761412
near as makes no difference 8" with a 5.5" girth, never had sex...never even come close to having it.
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>>705780158
Sounds like a BD. Check with her family and see if it's hereditary. If it is, they might know some simple remedies n what not.
If all else fails, there's always drugs.
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>>705780325
Jus wondering, alright so some can orgasim that easily

But its still enjoyable sex for them, that's all I want for her to, I'm a virgin and come early sometimes so yeah, other times we go for a long time and get sweaty

But thank you, needed to be told that man
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>>705780644
Can't*
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>>705761412
19 cm, two day back.
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>>705780076
suck it right into your mouth and flick with your T grab hold tight and keep going till she almost breaks your neck
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>>705780744
The clit can be sucked

Whoaaa, awesome, okay

I'll have to try, see how she likes

Thanks for the info
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7x6
Two days ago
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>>705780876
http://www.youporn.com/watch/200577/pussy-eating-lesson/
enjoy
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>>705779654
For most women, it's more mental/psychological. Look at it like this. If she doesn't get wet simple by being in the presence of your pheromones, something isn't clicking. If that initial spark is there, experiment.
Do what most men fail to do, which fucks it up in the long run for those of us who know our fucking craft. Look, listen, and feel. The human body is like a living book. Study it, and it'll give you all the answers you need. Watch how she moves, guage her reactions, and most of all, communicate.
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7.6" long, 6" around, never
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the last time i measure my cock i was probably 18 years old. it was 8 inches.

i'm now 31.

i fucked my wife last night.
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>>705761412
[s]noppy[/s]
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>>705780876
Try opening your mouth and sucking on the entire area around the clit while also licking it at the same time.

You can form a seal with your lips so your mouth is slightly open and your tongue can lick at the same time.

My current GF prefers a steady rhythm of licking like I am a machine. Switching it up and doing a bunch of different stuff actually annoys her. It's strange. Every girl is different. Stuff my last GF begged me to do when I was licking her pussy do nothing for my current GF.

You have to figure each girl out. Each one is a mystery.
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>>705761412
'7,5x6
Never
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>>705780644

Female sexuality is complicated. Sexuality in general is complicated. But the female orgasm is definitely more complicated than the male one. It can be a LOT more mental than a male one, there's a shockingly large percentage of the population that just cannot achieve orgasm. A lot of them love sex anyway. It's complicated.

Just talk to her. Communication makes for good sex, there's almost no other way. Some girls can cum at a strong gust of wind, some girls have never and will never cum, some can only cum with one specific thing (vibrator, one specific position, one specific fetish, maybe a little alcohol helps, etc.) but you'll never know until you ask her.
This is how you get good at sex, padawan. Ask them what they like, then do that thing.

Also, if she's non-orgasmic, don't take that as a challenge or a threat. She knows herself better than you do, a lot of girls are like that, and then the guy either gets insecure and tries to fuck them in painfully aggressive ways because they NEED to make them cum (which doesn't even come close to working) or they get all defensive and weird. Acceptance is key. Female sexuality is a lot more mental than physical.
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its like 7 inches from base to head

had sex 3 weeks ago. girlfriend was on period and I got sick over the weekend.
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Probably between 6-6.5, I like to say "7 on a good day" but that's a pretty big stretch. But girls are bad at judging that kinda thing. A lot of them have thought I'm huge, like 8 inches, and I just laugh at them because I know how wrong they are. Just goes to show how arbitrary a lot of that shit is. Numbers are dumb, I don't trust them.
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>>705761412
12cm or 14 on a good day.
Had sex last month.. she was a prostitute.

Kill me please.
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>>705780198
I'm not really that much about the looks. I've dated ugly and pretty girls. My longest relationship was with a 4-5/10 girl. But then I got really depressed and she couldn't bare it anymore and left me. She was a complete beast in the bedroom, only thing she wasn't willing to do was anal. She was also kinda simple, but she knew this so she wasn't spewing retarded shit out unless she wanted to intentionally make me mad. I responded with tickling her, so we both took turns with little bullying.

On the other end, I dated this most selfish, ludicrously stupid cow that was a straight 10/10. The sex wasn't even that good, she just laid still every time and let me do all the work. We were together for about a month until I had enough of her being full of herself for no other reason than looking good.

I'd much rather be with another 5/10 with a brain than a 10/10 that's a walking stereotype of a stupid blonde and a damsel in distress when it comes to simple things like cooking food or changing a light bulb. Never again.
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>>705779654
It's all about foreplay. Kiss her neck, nibble her ears, be very gentle and ticklish. Sounds gay but it's what you gotta do to get em wet. Make out with her then kiss her very lightly right below her ear. Then work your way down her neck slowly and lightly... down to her chest and lick around her nipples.. then gently bite her nipple and pull up to let it slide between your teeth. (makes it more sensitive) then suck them. Continue to kiss her down her chest to her stomach (can just let the back of your tongue slide down too) then to her pussy. But don't eat her out just yet. Kiss and slide your tongue against her vag cheeks (also between the cheeks and leg, kinda like the armpit of the leg area). Kiss to the other side and do the same. Kiss down her legs and back up. Then kiss around her pussy again and then give one teasing lick up her pussy n look up at her giving her a growl/bite gesture n then start eating her out very lightly. The clit is where it gets her crazy. She'll be sensitive after that. Then after you give her an orgasm that way, slide your dick in a tiny bit teasing her n pull out n smile at her n then do it again. By that time, if you've done it right, she'll probably pull you into her. Pay attention to her body language. It's all about her cumming first. Then you focus on you. Be very passionate at first. Then jackrabbit the shit out of her when she wants you to stop cuz she can't take it anymore. She won't be able to stand after cuz you'll have fucked the shit out of her. Then cum on her tits. After that say bitch make me a sandwich. Then laugh cuz she won't be able to move.
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>>705782333

I don't know about a 4-5 (then again, these scales are really subjective) but I consider myself the king of the fucking 6's. LOVE a 6. All the effort, all the kinky shit, woof. Really the only way a 10/10 (not that I've had very many of 'em, ahaha) can match that in terms of effort is when they're like sports players. Then they're all competitive and see it like a competition and they want to be the Fuck Champions and that's a killer instinct you just can't teach.

You ever fuck a female rugby player?
No tits, they look like men, muscular as fuck, but they'll fuck you like a man. It's refreshing.
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>>705761412
7.5 long
6.5 around
last nightx3
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>>705761412
6.1inches long.
Sex on monday I guess, and all the weekend.
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>>705783368
Well, the 4-5/10 girl I mentioned was a truck driver. I went to the gym and she still beat me in arm wrestling, no kidding. She was a tomboy and that was completely fine with me.

And about breasts, I never understood the affection for large breasts in the first place. I like small breasts.

But I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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>>705774626
What is that? Looks like giving birth to a new species of Pokémon.
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7.3 inches, 'bout last week.
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>>705784367
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About between 6.5" 7", whenever I start measuring my dick goes down to 6.5 cuz apparently rulers don't turn me on
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>>705761412
6.75 x idkidc around.

Haven't had sex in almost 3 years.

>tfw can't care about anyone enough to fuck
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>>705761412
4 inches

i never had sex

or any type of sexual content with another human being
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>>705761412
mine is 19cm, had sex on monday
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>>705784312

I'm an ass-and-hips-and-thighs man myself. At least I was more before. Current gf has an AMAZING pair so it's kinda gotten me into tits. Always used to think of the big-tits-by-any-means-necessary crowd was kinda infantile. Now I'm stuck wandering around realizing how rare a fat pair of tits really is.

That said, rugby-body is not a body that looks good with zero-percent tits. A slender, fit female basketball player, volleyball player, etc. can look fantastic like that. But a perfectly flat chest on a rugby player... They're all core, y'know? Not a great look. Thighs that'll crack your skull open, though.
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5 and a bit inches.
This morning
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>>705784653
Lmao I agree.
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>Never measures
>No one ever complained
>72 hous ago
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>>705761412

im 6'3, penis is around 7 inches long, thicker than the hole in a toilet paper tube, haven't had sex since 2010, im 26
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5in long
Fucked about 3-4 months ago
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>>705784924
Yeah, I had a class mate that was a hammer thrower. I get what you mean.

My ex had a C40 (European Standard) but they were saggy. Can't say that a firm pair of D-cup breasts don't tick my shit, but hell, I've got a lolita fetish. Short and petite girls are the most beautiful thing on this planet imo.
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>>705785512
How long is that?
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>>705761412
15 cm, today morning
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im 6.8 and im a virgin
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>>705761412
7.5 inches.

Not really sure what girth is.

Fucked gf Saturday.
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8.7 inches
dont know
perma virgin
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>>705761412
16cm long
17cm circumference

Two weeks ago
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15 cm (inch is a unit for fools)
Three days ago.
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8 inches (maybe slightly more i dunno, been years since I measured)

i'm virgin af. although I do have very frequent nude snapchat sessions with girls.
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>>705785695

Yeah bigger doesn't mean good, but a good big pair is nice.

A little while ago I landed the first legitimate FLAT FUCKING CHEST I ever got. Plenty of small-tit girls, but for the first time a proper DFC. And now she's more or less gonna end up my sex slave because she's desperate to explore the kinky side of things and I'm the guy to show her the way. And her roommate who takes my breath away is gonna get in on things. And she's gonna get on birth control. Goddammit sorry for the blog post but I don't have any friends to tell this to and I'm just so excited.
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6.5 to 7 never done girth last night was good pic from a while back
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>>705761412
17cm
Had sex last saturday. Going to have it again tomorrow
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>>705761412
7 inches long
5 inches around
never had sex
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Idk and never tbh but oral
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16cm
2-3 weeks ago
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4.5 inches
Over 5 years as well
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Around 6 inches depending on how aroused I am. My girlfriend and I had sex last night in a swimming pool changing room.
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ITT: People who measure on the side of the penis for length and at the base of the penis for girth.

I need to remind everyone that the correct way is from the top of the dick for length, and the middle of the shaft for girth.
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5 inches
twice last night
come at me
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>>705786599
Not at all, friend. I'd be pretty darn excited if I were you. I mean, who wouldn't?

Never done a threeway myself though I was close once, until my friend cock blocked me by drinking too much, had to take him home and was pretty fucking pissed off at him after. But bros before hos and no hard feelings. The worst part was actually carrying that 120kg with another friend across the city while being drunk, since we didn't have a ride and couldn't afford to get a taxi (taxi costs like 20 euros for 5 km and we had about 8 km to travel). My back was killing me when I finally got in my bed after that long, long walk.
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>>705768400
Are you me?
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>>705788137

Eugh. Been there. But I've also been the guy who needed looking after, so....

I have done one threesome, MFF, when I was younger. It was shitty. I'm pretty sure the other girl only was there to fuck my girlfriend, she had BY FAR the rankest pussy I'd ever smelled in my LIFE holy SHIT, smell didn't leave the room for a day. And she was a fuckin' bum in bed. Also, it was pretty much just one person going down on someone, while the other made out with them. Not one second of I-do-her,-she-does-you stuff, which I think is the big exciting thing. But she was hotter than my girlfriend, I was a virgin before my girlfriend so all sex was new to me. Being a high schooler who had a threesome was the cooler part of it, the experience itself was mediocre. So I've always wanted to try again, now that I'm older and wiser and all that jazz.
Also the roommate makes me fucking nauseous I think she's so attractive (like, just my type) so the game was "play it cool, don't act TOO excited when she says 'my roommate likes to join in sometimes too'." Ahaha.
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6,6inches

9 months ago.

fucking kill me
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>>705789122
Well, best of luck to you sir. Now I have to take my leave and consider sleeping (or at least trying to due to my insomnia). At least there's a kitten to snuggle with in the bed, lol. Got him a couple weeks ago and he's been sleeping next to me every night. What a true brother.

Good night!
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>>705790102

Thanks for listenin' bud. Take care.
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21 years old. 3,5 inches. Virgin.
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5 years ago.... paid someone for it. I don't make it to 4 inches even
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>>705787801
Huh. So I've been shortchanging myself for years now. That's cool, I guess.

>Not that it makes a difference for me
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Bisexual here
Mine is 5.5 inches
Fucked my gf this morning before leaving to work.
I had sex with men and their size ranges from 5 to 6.5. All of these permavirgin losers lying on an anonymous board are simply pathetic.
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>>705761412
5 days ago, 16-17cm
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>>705761412

23, 8.5 Inches, Virgin.

If I could just get the confidence to put my peepee in a weewee I think I might just make it.
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>>705761412
7.5"
Sunday
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>>705776391
kek
>the only way to measure
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15cm long
11.5 around :(

About a week agooooooooooo. Would have been friday but i was sick
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>>705761412
17 cm long,
regular girth, but on the slim side still
Last night
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Based on the high proportion of (statistically unlikely) large cocks in this thread I see two possibilities:

A.) Lots of of people who don't know how how measure their dick correctly
B.) People are lying on the internet
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7,5" or 19cm

One month ago
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>>705761412
like 22cm and 7 days ago
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>>705763737
Got circumsides when I was little, but I still cum too early..
Anyone got any tips?
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>>705761412
6 inches, last night
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4 inches erect
4 inches around i think

Never had sex ever before. And no im not a trap or cant be one, every inch of my body is covered in hair and im pretty muscular.
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>>705791938
Welcome to the Internet, we hope you enjoy your stay here
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>>705791938
I don't even want to post my dick size here.
The huge proportion of big dicks in this thread will just make people not believe me.
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>>705761412
>7.5 inches long
>6 inches girth
>2 days ago at a druggie party
>I was snorten cocaine and smoked some sativa
>got fucked by my friend max
>Made him diamonds
>Made me diamonds
>He took my ass virginity
>He came inside of me
>We agreed to become official fuck buddies
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>>705761412
ayyy
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6.9 inch
>virgin
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>>705792847
Faggot
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>>705761412
Roughly 7 inches, had sex like last week (gf and I go to different colleges)
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>>705778548
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>>705761412
Not sure, never really measured--I think over 6 inches or so? Thicker than 3 fingers though. Had sex two nights ago with my girlfriend. We've been together for almost 4 years so it's pretty regular and just now getting kinky
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>>705761412
Are you me?
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big enough to make my girl cum every time.
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22cm or so.

it's been 5-6 years, I don't keep track.
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>>705762986
whats the secret to keeping your wife horny? not letting her get tired? not having children?
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>>705791938
Welcome to 4chan, we all are Christian Grey except in feels and begging threads.
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>>705794026
no children, buy her stuff. see picture.
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>>705761412
6.35 cm limp 12.1 soft.
last night.
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>>705794026
Not the person you asked but in my experience keep switching things up. Don't get comfortable. Tease her throughout the day and do up to an hour of foreplay
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15 cm at most
I had sex last saturday, about to have sex today with cute gf
She cums at least twice everytime we fuck
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13cm never had sex and I am 16. Will my penis grow?
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>>705795037
Probably not, but late puberty growths are not unheard of. My BF was like 5 inches when we started dating at 17, and he was 7.5 when he turned 21
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>>705795198
Is a 13 cm penis small? should I be worried that it wont grow?
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>>705795380
That is almost the exact AVERAGE size. Don't be worried, but learn to lick pussy like a pro, just in case you like some girl who has had the donkey dick. She will appreciate your sex life more that way.
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>>705773076
What are you trying to make him do? Stab the woman?
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>>705794288
good advice. cant do much about the no children part. Can never think of anything to buy her. Ideas?
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>>705795791
Thank you for the help
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4 inches, last night
>whats 4 inches in /b units?
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>>705795906
If you don't know what she would like, you got bigger problems. Just remember this "Women are like crows, they like shiny things"- Dr. Kelso
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>>705761412
7 inches long, not sure around but its slightly bigger then a thumb to index "ring"
Saturday gone
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7.5 inches
Last night
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>>705796018
Its 76 sad points
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about 13cm

had sex with gf today
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>>705762567
you fart for 3 hours? XDDDDDDXXDDDXDXDDDDD XDDDDDDDDD XDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDXXDDDDD
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7.5 long
6.5 girth
Had sex a month ago. Will start getting some again when GF comes back from trip.
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