Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>705743076
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
wew elitism >:((((((
Calamity-masu'd
Best type moon claimed.
Miho claimed
The butterfly effect
We keep em all in check.
>>705747637
Do I look mad right now to you?
please stop taking these threads too seriously you dull individual you
^.^
Claimee
>>705747631
Glad to hear it, nothing better than good sleep
here
>>705747631
Sitting around waiting for class to start. Add me on discord?
>>705747631
ah im about to have some coffee as well, its my drug pretty much
i woke up to some night terrors but i slept pretty long after that so im well rested
>>705747646
coming straight from the underground?
thats pretty mature of you, a lot people should learn from that, including me
Here we go. Thank Tsunyun for these.
Before
>>705747842
Nice loli
>>705747819
You're too boring.
To be honest, you probably feel bad for being so stupid that you started to argue with me so seriously
I even remember how you tried to back off from the argument because you kept spouting non-sense
You should learn to argue before doing it you know
>>705747905
And after
>>705747937
Rory-sama claimed
>>705747895
damn straight. I'm OG as fuck
eh. I'm not always the best at it, but I generally find I end up feeling better if I keep my issues more to myself, and focus on helping other people with theirs.
it's not something that works for everyone though.
>>705747936
If you want to argue about something I'm game son. I love internet arguments they make me feel alive, but you're not a worthy oppoment anyway you sad little man, always taking things so seriously
^.^
>>705747905
>>705747937
>>705747983
where is this inserted?
also i was expecting some large ass needle for some reason
>>705748014
oh shit, from compton as well?
also i unironically like NWA
i try doing that as well but i generally suck at doing it, as you say its not for everyone.
>>705747829
How are you doing this morning, by the way?
>>705747853
Of course! What do I search for?
>>705747895
Yeah, I can't function without morning coffee aha. And yikes, night terrors again?
(By the way, do you have discord?)
>>705748076
>always taking things so seriously
Says the one who was using Kaga-san because nobody gave him any attention
Says the one who shares dick pics on telegram
Says the one who was dying of cancer and lacking attention
You're a funny fellow
Except you have no arguments against me
And I have lots against you
You're just repeating yourself like a broken record
>newfags already moving to discord
jesus.
>>705748137
Belly fat, what little of it remains anyway. Its activated by the fat and travels to the intestines easier.
There is a big epi-pen one, but Ive had way too many misfires from them and prefer the syringe.
>>705748298
Is heroin?
>>705748233
I do / did all those things.
and I'm proud too
Except for the cancer thing, can't be proud for something you can't control
>>705748351
No. Its more expensive than heroin.
>>705748137
I don't know enough about that stuff to keep this going. I'm white as fuck.
>>705748175
IRageQuit232#8730
>>705748449
>>705748408
Hormones?
>>705748175
same honestly, gotta have that caffeine to get me working
yea these triggered some other stuff as well it wasnt pretty
>jenas98#0095
>>705748298
oh alright, that explains why i couldnt really makes sense of it
misfire? you mean you shot that stuff in a wrong place? isnt that a bit dangerous?
>>705748418
kek so am i but im really into rap for some reason
>>705748392
Always trying to argue
Always trying to find something that takes your attention off your boring life
>>705748517
never been a fan, personally. I like good old classic rock. "dad" rock.
>>705748517
Do you know Dope D.O.D.?
>>705748535
It wouldn't be so boring with your cock in my mouth
>>705748175
I'm doing very well, thank you!
Nap.
>>705748744
You will regret this later.
>>705748744
have a good nap~
>>705748647
>mindlessly throwing insults
You're no game, kiddo
zero arguments
>>705748408
Oh blood cancer treatment, gotchu.
>>705748589
Yea I know this. And i like the genre as well
Hiphop just talks to me I guess
By the way what album would you recommend I listen to next?
>>705748603
Hell yea, you mean the Dutch rap group?
>>705748785
Shouldn't you be sleeping too?
>>705748848
Too afraid to have me suck your dick eh?
fucking gay
>>705748993
I don't know anything about them, just that they're called Dope D.O.D. and they got rap and heavy electro.
Listend to Da Roach like four times in the past week kek, fucking love them.
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>>705748993
hmm...try this on for size today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7_eB7JRohM
claimed
Fags
>>705749086
Oh kek, well they're from the Netherlands and raided one of the best Dutch rappers
Yes they're sound is really unique it's amazing
Did you listen to "what happened"? I fucking love that song
>>705749202
Alright I'll give it a listen later
I'm on mobile and gotta do some stuff
I'll put it on my playlist though
>>705749057
You're the one holding grudges
You're the one who still stries to fight me, when I crealy stopped giving you any attention because you're not worth the effort at all
You don't even know how to argue
>>705748744
Have a good one
Take your advice and stop taking this thread so seriously
^_^
>>705749057
Take your advice and stop taking this thread so seriously
^_^
>>705749057
Actually is my advice.
How does it feel to be so dull and unoriginal
LMAO
>>705748504
Don't make me rage quit the thread Karen :(
>>705749330
Yep I did! But I liked But For Now, Butterfly Effect and Rocket the most.
The Oiko remix on ridiculous and black rain were good too.
>>705749452
Did you just talk to me? Don't you know I'm an admin on 4chan?
Inputting ban code now, seeya.
>>705749101
Welcome home
Madoka Kaname, Claimed.
Long time no see, Yuno.
>>705749350
>>705749411
You want to fight? Meet me irl, we'll measure dicks
>>705749449
That's a question, not an advice.
Jus sayin
@705749521
No please :^( just kill me instead
>>705749057
Hug togame anon
>>705749649
What are you doing!? I need my (You)s!
I-if you take them away from me...
>>705749629
>Stop taking the thread so seriously
>Is a question
I didn't tought Greeks have such a poor educational system.
I pity you.
>>705749456
Yea those were great as well
Just a bit of nostalgia I guess
>>705749551
I guess you're talking to me
My memory is a bit hazy so I'm sorry
When did we talk?
>>705748744
I've only got 4 hours of sleep.
>>705749763
Okay fine, be that that way, I have some stuff to do, mainly play vidya, so go on without having your dick sucked for all I care
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>>705748744
See you in 8 hours.
>>705749540
Hello
At class?
>>705749057
Nothing personal, Kid.
>>705749927
Same tbh
>>705749748
@705749748
Please make up your mind!
>>705750127
>>705750109
FEED ME
>>705749985
It's just starting, but it's review from stuff I missed Monday so I'm just hanging around until something I can follow comes around
Plans for today?
>>705750177
>stop taking this thread so seriously
Replies 3 times, back to back to the same post.
Top Kek
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>>705750329
YES YES YES YES YES
>>705750177
Feed my child
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>>705750303
You don't know what banter is, do you?
alright I'm done
![Syndra [30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvkI2z6.jpg "Syndra [30].jpg")
>>705750250
I got nothing.
I wish I had an umbrella today, pouring rain right as I have to go to class
>>705750562
Do you?
>>705750177
Iy won't let me put more than one without calling me a spammer :(
>>705750652
That's too bad. Maybe we can play some Terraria later
>distant coughing
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>705750787
If nothing else comes up, sure.
>>705751417
That was me. I have a cold :(
>>705751488
I don't finish school for another 5 1/2 hours though, so it may not happen
Thoroughly drenched now, I'll be back sometime after class
>>705751615
Bless you
Good morning anons
>>705752241
morning
sleep good?
>>705752241
Good claim.
>>705752372
Eh i woke upnlike every 3 hours
>>705752375
I like your husbando :-)
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>705751615
Yes, that might be a problem.
It by that time it will be 10-11pm.
>>705752375
>Good claim.
kek
>>705752435
I claim karen, but she is just my daughteru.
>>705752435
oh that sucks
were you awake long though? i mean sometimes i like waking up in the middle of the night just so that i can fall back asleep again
>>705752507
Could be both
>>705752625
Couple min tbh enough to know i was awake.
>>705752507
>not committing incestu
>>705752729
>>705752750
I don't swing that way, I have a waifu and I'd rather not fuck my child lmao.
>>705752750
thats kinda annoying
overall well rested though?
>>705752937
Yeah cant complain when i have you guys to wake up to.
>>705752908
Let her age and fuck both tbh
>let it be known that this is all shitposting
>>705753082
Karen a cute! A cute! Not a lewd!
>>705753082
ah you are too much
too bad thread is pretty much dead atm
you missed a good deal of drama
any plans for today?
>>705753227
Cute is the highest form of lewd
>>705753227
I want to fug the karen
>>705753303
Nani sore?
>>705753231
>get this warrant off my record
Until then i cant get my job that i desperately need
>>705753341
What redblooded male doesnt wanna fuck a qt blonde girl?
>>705753082
>Let her age
Why is this a requirement?
>>705753376
good morning, i believe
how are you?
>>705753441
oh right i read about that, good luck with it
what kind of job are you looking for?
>>705753547
As long as shes past the age of understanding anon. You don't want to actually fuck a child do you?
>>705753341
Stop!
>>705753441
STOP
>>705753547
S T O P
>>705753640
Electrician.
I did it already for 4 years in the navy i enjoyed the job itself but hated the navy
![[filename redacted].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hE72Nbe.jpg "[filename redacted].jpg")
>>705753730
>I get the biggest stop
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>705753376
How did you sleep?
>>705753926
Wow.
>>705753736
oh thats cool so you already got a pretty solid resume
why did you hate the navy?
>>705753376
Good morning Shizu
>>705753640
Correct, it's morning here.
Pretty good. How about you?
>>705753930
Way better than i was expecting, to be honest.
>>705754110
Hi Alice. How're you?
>>705753730
I want to see Karen engage in some graphic lesbian handholding.
>>705754098
>not getting paid hourly
>overtime all the time
>the deployments meant being away from wife/civilization for months on end
But the broships i formed and such were still fun so it wasnt all bad
>>705754325
Where'd you get that picture? Thanks for it kek
>>705754233
good to hear, im doing rather well for having a bad night
any plans for today?
>>705754377
oh damn that sounds bad, not getting paid hourly on jobs like that is generally a bad idea
i guess good idea you quit then
![Syndra [338].png](https://i.imgur.com/vsRc14z.png "Syndra [338].png")
>>705754233
Good.
This all has convinced me not to join the Discord. Ever.
>>705753227
Not a lewd my ass
>>705754729
add me on discord
elitismisgood#0666
>>705754580
Hourly pay isnt really a choice in the military either.
Also i quit because they tried to screw me over.
>>705754735
Cute!
>>705754729
Didn't you take that decision weeks ago?
>>705754729
I mean all you do in there is chat and play games. Only person butthurt about any of this is Miho.
>>705754325
Hey its shinooooooo
>>705754432
It was the only picture of Karen on the site, if that's why you were asking.
Otherwise, it's a site committed mainly to yuri. http://dynasty-scans.com/
>>705754580
Actually yeah. Playing D&D, and for once it seems it might not get cancelled.
>>705754670
How's your day been?
>>705754939
Hey, it's Shino. Hi Shino.
I just came here for a blowjob
>>705755152
Lewd is a cute!
>>705755152
Well I didn't know vaginas could stretch like that.
>>705755232
Well you're free to suck mine if you want
>>705755232
SNACKBAR
We doing this now?
This is now a Karen thread.
>>705755616
I want to fug her jacket
>>705755774
>>705755616
Shall i post all the lewds then?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>705755206
Slow and boring, cant say mutch to be honest.
>>705755280
Tbf they can stretch to fit a baby
am i doing it right?
>>705755774
i wanted to post the lewd jacket removing gif but mook decreased filesize limit
time to die
>>705756005
Use this.
https://a.pomf.cat/dkvzni.jpg
>>705755985
Yes.
>>705755831
You trying to say you don't see the overwhelming sex appeal that jacket has?
I'm a little distressed that there's someone who has so many of my pictures with the correct filename.
>>705756386
Can't say I do.
>>705756464
https://a.pomf.cat/chyhzd.jpg
Love Karen 16.jpg
>>705756464
You cut me out of the picture> you're a monster
>>705756646
It's okay you're in this one!
>>705756621
Post Love Karen 34 :^)
https://youtu.be/t2KA5iyUUdw
>>705756464
How many do we need to have you very distressed?
Karen thread?
Yeah Chen thread sounds good.
FUCK OFF CHEN
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with your stupid fucking memes! You make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking chen posts, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOT, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you, a fucking scumbag lives your dumb gay life. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your life other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You, fucking chen, you make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have your fucking address you fucking piece of shit. I'd spit in your face.
>>705747692
imma steal this
I think you should bend her over a park bench and fuck her with your stinking, rock-hard fuck staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should shit into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to fucking severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her ass AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot.
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
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GOOD MEME
SORRY I MEAN
GREAT MEME
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD
LE UPBOAT
XD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>705756729
I'm missing that
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
>>705756757
When you have my entire folder, I'll be afraid.
>>705756975
Can't upload it, too large of a filesize
Karen meets /b/
Look how serious is this stuff.
Karen's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
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>>705757062
This can be arranged.
>>705757193
The bun is too big
>>705757000
Hurray. Goodbye cry baby.
Seriously what ever happened to stick and stones? I don't recall that saying going like "Sticks and stones may break my bones but in safe spaces no one can troll me...?"
Some people need to toughen up.
>>705757283
ALLAHU!
ｉｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｈｏｌｄｉｎｇ ａｌｌ ｉｎ ｆｏｒ ｓｏ ｌｏｎｇ ｉｍ ｄｏｎｅ ｙｏｕ ａｌｌ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ａ ｊｏｋｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｈｏｗ ｉ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｅｘｐｅｃｔ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｔｏ ａｃｔ ａｌｌ ｕｎｓｙｍｐａｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ ｎｏ ｏｎｅ ｄｅｓｅｒｖｅｓ ｌｉｆｅ ｗｅ ｓｏｕｌｄ ａｌｌ ｄｉｅ ｉｍ ａｔ ｍｙ ｂｒｅａｋｉｎｇ ｐｏｉｎｔ ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｄｉｅ ｗｅ ａｌｌ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｄｉｅ ｗｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｄｏｎｔ ｅｘｃｐｅｃｔ ｉｔ ｉｌｌ ｄｏ ｉｔ ｉｌｌ ｋｉｌｌ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｉｔ ｍｙ ｆａｍｉｌｙ ｉｓ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｍｙ ｄａｄｓ ａ ｂｉｇ ｇｕｙ ｂｕｔ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｋｎｉｆｅ ｉ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｄｏ ｉｔ ｋｉｌｌ ｔｈｅｍ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅｎ ｔｈｅ ｎｅｉｇｈｂｏｕｒｓ ｉｌｌ ｓｈｏｗ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅ ｐｉｃｓ ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｉｎｆａｃｔ ｆｕｃｋ ｉｔ ｉｍ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｄｏ ｉｔ ｗａｔｃｈ ｍｅ ｗａｔｃｈ ｍｅ ｉｌｌ ｐｏｓｔ ｐｉｃｓ ｕｎｌｅｓｓ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｈａｐｐｅｎｓ ｔｏ ｍｅ ａｎｄ ｅｉｔｈｅｒ ｉ ｇｅｔ ｕｒｅｓｓｔｅｄ ｏｒ ｓｈｏｔ ｇｏｄ ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｏ ｆｒｅｅ ｉｔｓ ａｌｌ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｏｖｅｒ
>>705757339
Me me! I'm the real one!
Hi fake girl!
Ｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａ Ｈｏｗ Ｔｈｅ Ｆｕｃｋ Ｉｓ Ｃｙｂｅｒ Ｂｕｌｌｙｉｎｇ Ｒｅａｌ Ｈａｈａｈａｈａ Ｎｉｇｇａ Ｊｕｓｔ Ｗａｌｋ Ａｗａｙ Ｆｒｏｍ Ｔｈｅ Ｓｃｒｅｅｎ Ｌｉｋｅ Ｎｉｇｇａ Ｃｌｏｓｅ Ｙｏｕｒ Ｅｙｅｓ Ｈａｈａ
Ｌｏｏｋ ｗｈｏ ｉｔ ｉｓ ａｇａｉｎ， ＩＤ Ｈｅａｖｅｎ． Ｉ＇ｍ ｆｅｄ ｕｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｈｉｔ ｆａｇｇｏｔ． Ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｄａｙ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｍｅ ａ ｎｅｗｆａｇ， ｙｅａｈ， ｈａｖｅｎ＇ｔ ｆｏｒｇｏｔｔｅｎ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈａｔ ｙｅｔ． Ｆｕｃｋ ｙｏｕ Ｉ＇ｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｏｎ ｈｅｒｅ ｆｏｒ ｍｏｎｔｈｓ ａｎｄ ｐｒｏｂａｂｌｙ ｇｅｔ ｏｎ ｈｅｒｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｔｈａｎ ｙｏｕ ａｎｙｗａｙｓ． Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｍａｋｅ ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ ｌｏｏｋ ｌｉｋｅ ａ ｎｅｗｆａｇ ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ ｃａｌｌ ｏｔｈｅｒｓ ｎｅｗｆａｇ？ Ｊｕｓｔ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｙｏｕ ｌｅａｒｎｅｄ ｈｏｗ ｔｏ ｈａｃｋ ｙｏｕｒ ｎａｍｅ ａｎｄ ｃｈａｎｇｅ ｉｔ ｔｏ "Ｈｅａｖｅｎ" ｄｏｅｓ ｎｏｔ ｇｉｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｏ ｄｉｓｒｅｓｐｅｃｔ ａｎｙｏｎｅ ａｔ ａｎｙ ｔｉｍｅ．
>>705757314
>implying it matters at all
ＹＯＵ ＷＡＮＴ ＳＡＬＴ？ Ｉ＇ＬＬ ＧＩＶＥ ＹＯＵ ＳＡＬＴ
／ｗａｉｆｕ／ ＩＳ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＤＥＡＤ， ＮＥＡＲＬＹ ＥＶＥＲＹ ＧＯＯＤ ＰＥＲＳＯＮＳ ＡＲＥ ＧＯＮＥ．
ＮＥＷＦＡＧＳ ＡＲＥ ＡＳ ＣＡＮＣＥＲＯＵＳ ＡＳ ＥＮＴＩＴＬＥＤ ＯＬＤＦＡＧＳ， ＴＨＲＥＡＤＳ ＡＲＥＮ＇Ｔ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＩＦＵＳ ＡＮＹＭＯＲＥ．
ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＨＥＳＥ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＣＡＮＣＥＲＯＵＳ ＣＩＲＣＬＥＪＥＲＫＳ ＡＮＤ ＳＨＩＴＳＴＯＲＭＳ．
ＮＯ ＯＮＥ ＣＡＲＥＳ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＷＨＡＴ ＨＡＰＰＥＮＳ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＩＦＵＳ ＡＮＹＭＯＲＥ， ＴＨＥＹ＇ＲＥ ＳＥＣＯＮＤＡＲＹ ＮＯＷ．
ＮＯ ＯＮＥ ＰＡＹ ＡＴＴＥＮＴＩＯＮ， ＴＨＥＹ ＪＵＳＴ ＣＡＲＥ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＳＯＣＩＡＬＩＺＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＳＨＩＴＰＯＳＴＩＮＧ．
ＡＮＤ ＮＯＢＯＤＹ ＣＡＲＥＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＴＨＲＥＡＤＳ ＡＲＥ ＤＹＩＮＧ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＴＨＥ ＯＮＥＳ ＷＨＯ ＰＲＥＴＥＮＤ ＴＯ ＣＡＲＥ ＪＵＳＴ ＳＨＩＴＰＯＳＴ ＷＨＥＮＥＶＥＲ ＴＨＥＹ＇ＲＥ ＢＯＲＥＤ
＞ｈｕｒｒ ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｓ ｄｙｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｒｅｔａｒｄ ｗｅ ｓａｉｄ ｔｈａｔ ６ ｍｏｎｔｈｓ ａｇｏ
ＮＡＨ， ＷＨＡＴ ＴＨＥＳＥ ＴＨＲＥＡＤＳ ＵＳＥＤ ＴＯ ＢＥ ＤＩＥＤ， ＩＴ ＤＩＥＤ Ａ ＬＯＮＧ ＴＩＭＥ ＡＧＯ．
ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＮＯＴ ＴＨＥ ＳＡＭＥ ＡＮＹＭＯＲＥ， ＴＨＡＮＫＳ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＤＲＡＭＡ ＡＮＤ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＣＩＲＣＬＥＪＥＲＫ ＴＡＫＩＮＧ ＯＶＥＲ ＴＨＥ ＴＨＲＥＡＤＳ．
>>705757339
>>705757471
Don't listen to the impostors. I'm the real Karen.
%triforce
>>705757471
THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT RESPONSE!
>>705757062
Is this enough to be afraid?
>>705757724
892px-desu
>>705757724
Nowhere near enough.
>>705757723
But nobody else calls you fake girl :c
>>705757724
pinko no what are you doing
>>705757661
the bun is life
>>705757723
Snackbar!
ｆｏｒｇｉｖｅ ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ， ｉ ａｍ Ｒｕｓｓｉａ．
ｉ ｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ ｓｔｕｄｙ ｃｌｏｔｈｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｆａｓｈｉｏｎ ａｔ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｉｔｙ． ｉ ａｍ ｈｅｒｅ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｔｉｍｅ ａｎｄ ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｈａｒｄ ｓｔｒｅｓｓ． ｉ ａｍ ｇａｙ ａｌｓｏ ａｎｄ ｔｈｉｓ ｖｅｒｙ ｄｉｆｆｉｃｕｌｔ ｆｏｒ ｍｅ， ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｒｅｌｉｇｉｏｎ ｐｅｒｓｏｎ． ｉ ｎｅｖｅｒ ａｃｔ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｇａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｍｅｎ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ． ｂｕｔ ａｆｔｅｒ ｉ ａｍ ｉｎ ａｍｅｒｉｃａ ６ ｗｅｅｋｓ ｉ ａｍ ｍｙ ｆｒｉｅｎｄ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｈｅ ｉｓ ｇａｙ ａｌｓｏ． Ｈｅ ｗａｓ ｓｈｏｗ ｍｅ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ｆａｓｈｉｏｎ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｎ ｗｅ ａｒｅ ｋｉｓｓ．
Ｗｅ ｓｅｘ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ． Ｉ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｎｏｗ ａｍ ｔｅｌｌ ｍｙ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ａｂｏｕｔ ｇａｙ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｓｈａｍｅ． Ａｓ ｉ ｆｏｃｋ ｔｈｉｓ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ｂｏｙ ｉｔ ｉｓ ｖｅｒｙ ｇｏｏｄ ｔｏ ｍｅ ｂｕｔ ａｌｓｏ ｉ ａｍ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｏ ｇｕｉｌｔｙ． Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｅｘｔｒｅｍｅ ｇｕｉｌｔｙ ａｓ Ｉ ｂｅｇｉｎ ｏｒｇａｓｍ． Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｏ ｇｕｉｌｔｙ ｔｈａｔ Ｉ ｐｉｃｋ ｕｐ ｍｙ ｔｅｌｅｐｈｏｎｅ ａｎｄ ｃａｌｌ Ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｉｎ Ｒｕｓｓｉａ． Ｉ ａｗａｋｅｎ ｈｅｒ． Ｉｔ ｔｏｏ ｌａｔｅ ｆｏｒ ｓｔｏｐｐｉｎｇ ｓｏ Ｉ ａｍ ｃｕｍｍｉｎｇ ｓｅｘ． Ｉ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｕｐｓｅｔ ａｎｄ ｇｕｉｌｔｙ ａｎｄ ｃｒｙｉｎｇ， ｓｏ Ｉ ｙｅｌｌ ｈｅｒ， "Ｉ ＡＭ ＣＵＭ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＥＸ" （ｉｎ Ｒｕｓｓｉａ）． Ｓｈｅ ｓａｙ ｗｈａｔ？ Ｉ ｓａｙ "Ｉ ＡＭ ＣＵＭ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＥＸ" ａｎｄ ｓｈｅ ｓａｙ ｙｏｕ ｂｏｙ， ｄｏ ｎｏｔ ｍａｒｒｙ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ｇｉｒｌ， ａｎｄ Ｉ ｓａｙ "ＮＯ Ｉ ＡＭ ＣＵＭ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＥＸ ＷＩＴＨ ＭＡＮ， Ｉ ＡＭ ＩＮ ＡＳＳ， Ｉ ＣＵＭ ＩＮ ＡＳＳ" ａｎｄ ｍｙ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｖｅｒｙ ａｎｇｒｙ ｍｅ． Ｓｈｅ ｎｏｔ ｇｅｔ ｓｃａｒｅｄ ｔｈｏｕｇｈ．
Ｉ ｈａｎｇ ｕｐ ｐｈｏｎｅ ａｎｄ ａｍ ｖｅｒｙ ｅｍｂａｒｒａｓｓ． Ｍｙ ｆｒｉｅｎｄ ａｌｓｏ ｈｅ ｉｓ ｖｅｒｙ ｅｍｂａｒｒａｓｓ． Ｉ ａｍ ｇｕｉｌｔ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｖｅｒｙ ｓｔｕｐｉｄ． Ｉ ｗｏｎｄｅｒ， ｗｈｙ ｄｏ Ｉ ｇａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｍａｎ？ Ｂｕｔ Ｉ ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｗｈｅｎ ｉｔ ｓｐｕｒｔ ｉｔ ｆｅｅｌ ｖｅｒｙ ｇｏｏｄ ｉｎ Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ ａｓｓ．
cut me yuno
0px-Homura™ !IDFC4LifeI
>>705757824
how much do i need?
>>705757836
idk yellowo
>>705757836
This is true. But it still wasn't correct.
>>705757975
This was the answer I was looking for.
Anyways, I'm too tired to deal with the Karen brigade today.
RIPPING THESE FROM REDDIT NOW LOW EFFORT XD *tipsfedora*
ＲＥＭＯＶＥ ＫＥＢＡＢ ｒｅｍｏｖｅ ｋｅｂａｂ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｗｏｒｓｔ ｔｕｒｋ． ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｔｕｒｋ ｉｄｉｏｔ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｔｕｒｋ ｓｍｅｌｌ． ｒｅｔｕｒｎ ｔｏ ｃｒｏａｔｉｏａ． ｔｏ ｏｕｒ ｃｒｏａｔｉａ ｃｏｕｓｉｎｓ ｙｏｕ ｍａｙ ｃｏｍｅ ｏｕｒ ｃｏｎｔｒｙ． ｙｏｕ ｍａｙ ｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｚｏｏ…．ａｈａｈａｈａｈａ ，ｂｏｓｎｉａ ｗｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｆｏｒｇｅｖｅ ｙｏｕ． ｃｅｔｎｉｋ ｒａｓｃａｌ ＦＵｃｋ ｂｕｔ ｆｕｃｋ ａｓｓｈｏｌｅ ｔｕｒｋ ｓｔｉｎｋ ｂｏｓｎｉａ ｓｑｈｉｐｅｒｅ ｓｈｑｉｐａｒｅ．．ｔｕｒｋ ｇｅｎｏｃｉｄｅ ｂｅｓｔ ｄａｙ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｌｉｆｅ． ｔａｋｅ ａ ｂａｔｈ ｏｆ ｄｅａｄ ｔｕｒｋ．．ａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈＢＯＳＮＩＡ ＷＥ ＷＩＬＬ ＧＥＴ ＹＯＵ！！ ｄｏ ｎｏｔ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｗｗ２ ．ａｌｂｉａｎｉａ ｗｅ ｋｉｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｋｉｎｇ ， ａｌｂａｎｉａ ｒｅｔｕｒｎ ｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｒｅｃｉｏｕｓ ｍｏｎｇｏｌｉａ…．ｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａ ｉｄｉｏｔ ｔｕｒｋ ａｎｄ ｂｏｓｎｉａｎ ｓｍｅｌｌ ｓｏ ｂａｄ．．ｗｏｗ ｉ ｃａｎ ｓｍｅｌｌ ｉｔ． ＲＥＭＯＶＥ ＫＥＢＡＢ ＦＲＯＭ ＴＨＥ ＰＲＥＭＩＳＥＳ． ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｇｅｔ ｃａｕｇｈｔ． ｒｕｓｓｉａ＋ｕｓａ＋ｃｒｏａｔｉａ＋ｓｌｏｖａｋ＝ｋｉｌｌ ｂｏｓｎｉａ…ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｗｗ２／ ｔｕｐａｃ ａｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ｓｅｒｂｉａ， ｔｕｐａｃ ｍａｋｉｎｇ ａｌｂｕｍ ｏｆ ｓｅｒｂｉａ ． ｆａｓｔ ｒａｐ ｔｕｐａｃ ｓｅｒｂｉａ． ｗｅ ａｒｅ ｒｉｃｈ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｇｏｌｄ ｎｏｗ ｈａｈａｈａｈａ ｈａ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ｔｕｐａｃ… ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｐｐｏｏｒ ｓｔｉｎｋ ｔｕｒｋ… ｙｏｕ ｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ａ ｈｏｖｅｌ ｈａｈａｈａｈａ， ｙｏｕ ｌｉｖｅ ｉｎ ａ ｙｕｒｔ ｔｕｐａｃ ａｌｉｖｅ ｎｕｍｂｒ ｏｎｅ ＃１ ｉｎ ｓｅｒｂｉａ …．ｆｕｃｋ ｔｈｅ ｃｒｏａｔｉａ ，．．ＦＵＣＫｋ ａｓｈｏｌ ｔｕｒｋｓ ｎｏ ｇｏｏｄ ｉ ｓｐｉｔ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｕｔｈ ｅｙｅ ｏｆ ｕｒ ｆｌａｇ ａｎｄ ｃｏｎｔｒｙ． ２ｐａｃ ａｌｉｖ ａｎｄ ｒｅａｌ ｓｔｒｏｎｇ ｗｉｚａｒｄ ｋｉｌｌ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｔｕｒｋ ｆａｒｍ ａｍｉｎａｌ ｗｉｔｈ ｒａｐ ｍａｇｉｃ ｎｏｗ ｗｅ ｔｈｅ ｓｅｒｂａ ｒｕｌｅ ．ａｐｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｚｏｏ ｐｒｅｓｉｄａｎｔ ｇｅｏｒｇ ｂｕｓｈ ｆｕｋｃ ｔｈｅ ｇｒｅａｔ ｓａｔａｎ ａｎｄ ｌａｙ ｅｇｇ ｔｈｉｓ ｅｇｇ ｈａｔｃｈ ａｎｄ ｂｏｓｎｉａ ｗａ；ｓ ｂｏｒｎ． ｓｔｕｐｉｄ ｂａｂｙ ｆｏｒｍ ｔｈｅ ｅｇｇｎ ｇｉｖｅ ｂａｋ ｏｕｒ ｃｌａｙ ｗｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｃｒｕｓｈ ｕ ｌｉｋ ａ ｓｋｕｌｌ ｏｆ ｐｉｇ． ｓｅｒｂｉａ ｇｒｅａｔｔｓｔ ｃｏｕｎｔｒｅｙ
>too tired to deal with the Karen brigade
KAREN BRIGADE
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Ｏｎｅ ｄａｙ ｗｈｉｌｅ Ａｎｄｙ ｗａｓ ｍａｓｔｕｒｂａｔｉｎｇ， Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｇｏｔ ｗｏｏｄ． Ｈｅ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｎｏ ｌｏｎｇｅｒ ｈｅｌｐ ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ！ Ｈｅ ｗａｔｃｈｅｄ ａｓ Ａｎｄｙ ｓｔｒｏｋｅｄ ｈｉｓ ｊｕｉｃｙ ｋａｗａｉｉ ｃｏｃｋ． Ｈｅ ａｐｐｒｏａｃｈｅｄ Ａｎｄｙ ｗｈｉｃｈ ｓｔａｒｔｌｅｄ ｈｉｍ ａｎｄ ｍａｋｅ ｈｉｍ ｐｅｅ ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｆｌｏｏｒ ａｎｄ ｏｎ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｔｏｏ． Ｂｅｉｎｇ ｄｒｅｎｃｈｅｄ ｉｎ ｈｉｓ ｕｒｉｎｅ ｍａｄｅ ｈｉｍ ｈａｒｄｅｒ ｔｈａｎ ｅｖｅｒ！ Ｗｏｏｄｙ： "Ａｎｄｙ Ｓｅｎｐａｉ！ Ｉ＇ｍ ａｌｉｖｅ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｂｅ ＩＮＳＩＤＥ ＯＦ ＹＯＵ．" Ａｎｄｙ： "Ｏｈ Ｗｏｏｄｙ Ｃｈａｎ！ Ｉ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｋｎｅｗ ｙｏｕ ｗｅｒｅ ａｌｉｖｅ！ Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｓｔｕｆｆ ｙｏｕ ｕｐ ｍｙ ｋａｗａｉｉ ａｓｓ！" Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｇｒａｂｂｅｄ ａ ｂｕｎｃｈ ｏｆ ｆｌａｖｏｒｅｄ ｌｉｖｅ ａｎｄ ｒｕｂｂｅｄ ｉｔ ａｌｌ ｏｖｅｒ ｉｓ ｈｅａｄ Ｗｏｏｄｙ： "Ｏｈ ｍｙ！ Ｉｔ＇ｓ ｃｈｅｒｒｙ ｆｌａｖｏｒｅｄ ｌｕｂｅ！ Ｃｈｅｒｒｙ ｉｓ ｍｙ ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ！ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｔｈｅｎ ｓｔｕｆｆｅｄ ｈｉｓ ｈｅａｄ ｕｐ ｉｎｔｏ Ａｎｄｙ＇ｓ ｔｉｇｈｔ ａｓｓ！ Ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｔｏｙｓ ａｒｏｕｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｒｏｏｍ ｗａｔｃｈｅｄ ｉｎｔｅｎｔｌｙ ａｓ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｓｈｏｖｅｄ ｈｉｓ ｈｅａｄ ｂａｃｋ ａｎｄ ｆｏｒｔｈ ｉｎｔｏ Ａｎｄｙ＇ｓ ｎｉｃｅ ａｓｓ， ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｏｕｓｌｙ ｍａｋｉｎｇ ａ ｓｑｕｉｓｈｙ ｗｅｔ ｎｏｉｓｅ． Ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｔｏｙｓ ａｌｓｏ ｂｅｃａｍｅ ａｒｏｕｓｅｄ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｙ ａｌｌ ｇａｔｈｅｒｅｄ ａｒｏｕｎｄ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ａｎｄ Ａｎｄｙ ａｎｄ ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｕｒｉｎａｔｅ ａｌｌ ｏｖｅｒ ｔｈｅｍ， ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｎ ｔｈｅｙ ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｍａｓｔｕｒｂａｔｅ． Ａｎｄｙ： "Ｏｈ ｍｙ ｇｏｏｄｎｅｓｓ， Ｗｏｏｄｙ Ｃｈａｎ！ Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｃｈｕｒｎｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｉｎｓｉｄｅｓ ｕｐ ｓｏ ｗｅｌｌ！ Ｙｏｕｒ ｎｏｓｅ ｉｓ ｓｔｉｍｕｌａｔｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｐｒｏｓｔａｔｅ！ ＯＨ ＹＥＳ！ Ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｔｏｙｓ ｂｅｃａｍｅ ｓｏ ａｒｏｕｓｅｄ ｂｙ ｔｈｉｓ， ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｙ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｎｏｔ ｈｅｌｐ ｔｈｅｍｓｅｌｖｅｓ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ！ Ｔｈｅｙ ｐｕｓｈｅｄ Ｗｏｏｄｙ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅｌｙ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ， ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｙ ａｌｌ ｗｅｎｔ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ． Ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｔｈｅｍ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ Ａｎｄｙ＇ｓ ｎｉｃｅ ｒｏｕｎｄ ａｓｓ． Ａｎｄｙ： "Ｎｏ ｗａｉｔ ｇｕｙｓ！ Ｍｙ ａｓｓ ｃａｎｎｏｔ ｈｏｌｄ ｔｈｉｓ ｍｕｃｈ！ Ｉ＇ｍ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｓｏ ｆｕｌｌ！ Ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｔｏｙｓ ｗｅｎｔ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｏｆ ｐｏｏｒ ｓｑｕｉｒｍｉｎｇ Ａｎｄｙ ａｎｄ ｐｒｅｔｔｙ ｍｕｃｈ， ｈｅ ｗａｓ ｂｅｙｏｎｄ ｆｕｌｌ， ａｎｄ ｄｉｅｄ ｆｒｏｍ ｈａｖｉｎｇ ｈｉｓ ｉｎｓｉｄｅｓ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅｌｙ ｄａｍａｇｅｄ． Ｔｈｅ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｃａｍｅ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ａｎｄ ｆｏｕｎｄ Ａｎｄｙ， ｄｅａｄ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｈｕｇｅ ａｓｓ ｈｅｍｏｒｒｈａｇｅ ｏｎ ｈｉｓ ａｎｕｓ， ｗｉｔｈ ａ ＨＵＧＥ ｂｅｌｌｙ ｆｕｌｌ ｏｆ ｔｏｙｓ．
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Kiniro Mosniac
“Ｍａｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈｔ ｉｓ ｓｏ ｗｒｏｎｇ ｉｎ ｓｏ ｍａｎｙ ｍｏｔｈｅｒｆｕｋｉｎｇ ｌｅｖｅｌｓ ｙｏ…Ｉ ｗａｓ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｗｈｉｔｅ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ ａｎｄ ｈｅ ｓｅｎｔ ｍｅ ３ ｖｉｄｅｏｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｎａｍｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｌａｂｅｌｅｄ “Ｂｏｋｕ” Ｉ ｓａｉｄ ｔｏ ｔｈｉｓ ｄｕｄｅ， Ｗｈａｔ’ｓ ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈｔ？ Ｈｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｇｉｇｇｌｅｄ ａｎｄ ｓａｉｄ “Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｔｃｈ ｔｈｅｍ ａｎｄ ＭＡＫＥ ＳＵＲＥ ＮＯＢＯＤＹ ＩＳ ＡＲＯＵＮＤ ＹＯＵ ＷＨＥＮ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ ＩＴ！” Ｔｈｅｎ Ｉ ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｓｏｍｅ ｗｅｉｒｄ ｐｏｒｎｏ ｏｒ ｓｏｍｅ ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ ｓｈｔ ｂｕｔ ａｓ Ｉ ｗａｔｃｈｅｄ ｔｈｅ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｖｉｄｅｏ， Ｉ ｗａｓ ｌｉｋｅ “Ｙｏ…．．ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｋ．．” ＴＨＥＮ ＩＴ ＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥＤ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｌｉｋｅ “Ｙｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏ……．” ＴＨＥＮ ＴＨＥＹ ＧＯＴ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＭＯＴＨＥＲｆｕｋＩＮＧ ＣＡＲ ＡＮＤ ＴＨＥＮ Ｉ ＳＡＩＤ “ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ ＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ ＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ！！！！！” Ｉ ｃｏｕｌｄｎ’ｔ ｆｕｋｉｎｇ ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ ｗｈａｔ Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｓａｗ， Ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｌｉｋｅ Ｓａｔａｎ ｇａｖｅ ｍｅ ｈｉｓ ｐｏｒｎｏ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ， ｓｈｔ ｗａｓ ｓｏ ｄｉｓｔｕｒｂｉｎｇ．．ＹＥＴ Ｉ ＣＯＵＬＤＮ’Ｔ ＳＴＯＰ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ ＩＴ， ＴＨＥＮ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＴＷＯ ＡＮＤ ＩＴ ＷＡＳ ＴＷＯ ＯＦ ＴＨＥＭ…．．ＴＨＯＳＥ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ…ＹＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ……．ＴＨＯＳＥ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ…．ＡＮＤ ＴＨＡＴ ＧＩＲＬ ＳＡＷ ＴＨＥＭ ＴＨＥＮ ＳＨＥ…ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ… ＴＨＥＮ ＴＨＡＴ ＮＩＧＧＡ ＴＯＯＫ ＴＨＡＴ ＤＯＧ ＴＯＹ ＴＨＥＮ ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ ＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ……．．ＩＴ ＷＡＳ ＬＩＫＥ ＹＯＵＲ ｂｉｃｈ ＷＡＮＴＥＤ ＴＯ ＨＡＶＥ ＳＥＸ ＷＩＴＨ ＹＯＵ ＢＵＴ ＳＨＥ ＷＡＮＴＥＤ ＴＯ ＳＯＭＥＴＨＩＮＧ “ＤＩＦＦＥＲＥＮＴ” ＡＮＤ ＩＴ ＷＡＳ ＳＯ ｆｕｋＥＤ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＣＲＥＥＰＹ， ＹＯＵ ＪＵＳＴ…ＫＥＰＴ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ ＩＴ…ＡＮＤ ＴＨＡＴ’Ｓ ＷＨＡＴ Ｉ ｆｕｋＩＮＧ ＤＩＤ！！！！！ ＴＨＥＮ Ｉ ＳＡＷ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＴＨＲＥＥ…ＴＨＲＥＥ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ…ＴＨＲＲＲＥＥＥＥＥ！！！！！！ ＩＴ…ＷＡＳ…ＴＨＨＨＨＨＨＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥ ＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥ！！！！！！！！！！ ＡＮＤ ＣＯＣＯ ＷＡＳ ＨＩＳ ＮＡＭＥ ＮＩＧＧＡ， ＣＯＣＯ ＷＡＳ ＨＩＳ ＭＯＴＨＥＲｆｕｋＩＮＧ ＮＡＭＥ！！！！！！ ＯＨ ＭＹ ＧＯＤ，Ｉ ＡＩＮ’Ｔ ＧＯＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＨＥＡＶＥＮ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ， Ｉ ＡＬＲＥＡＤＹ ＳＯＬＤ ＭＹ ＳＯＵＬ ＴＯ ＬＵＣＩＦＥＲ！ Ｓｏ Ｉ Ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｔｅｌｌ ｙｏｕ ａｌｌ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｎｏｗ．．ＤＯＮ’Ｔ ＷＡＴＣＨ ＡＮ ＡＮＩＭＥ ＬＡＢＥＬＥＤ ＢＯＫＵ， ＤＯＮ’Ｔ ＤＯ ＩＴ ＮＩＧＧＡ， ＩＴ’Ｓ ＬＩＫＥ ＳＵＣＣＵＢＵＳ． ＲＥＭＥＭＢＥＲ ＷＨＡＴ Ｉ’Ｍ ＳＡＹＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＹＯＵ ＮＩＧＧＡＳ！" （ｓｏｕｒｃｅ – ｈｔｔｐ：／／ｓｌｕｍｚ．ｂｏｘｄｅｎ．ｃｏｍ／ｆ４２９／ｄｏｎｔ－ｗａｔｃｈ－ａｎｉｍｅ－ｃａｌｌｅｄ－ｂｏｋｕ－１１６１６４２／）
>>705758256
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NOW YOU HAD FUCKED UP!
Ｏｋａｙ， ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｈｏｗ ｉｔ ｇｏｅｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｇｅｔ ａｎ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ． Ｉ＇ｍ ｎｏｔ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｍｏｎｋｅｙ ｏｒ ｓｏｍｅ ｄａｎｃｉｎｇ ｃｈｉｍｐ ｂｕｌｌｓｈｉｔ， Ｉ ｍｅａｎ ａ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ． Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ａｓｋ ｍｅ ｈｏｗ ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｇｏｎｎａ ｇｅｔ ａ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ， ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ ｎｏｔ ｍｙ ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ．
Ｓｏ ｔｈｅ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ＇ｓ ｎａｍｅ ｉｓ Ｃｌｙｄｅ． Ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｎｏｎ－ｎｅｇｏｔｉａｂｌｅ； ａｌｌ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎｓ ａｒｅ ｎａｍｅｄ Ｃｌｙｄｅ． Ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｋｎｏｗ ｗｈｙ ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ， ｉｔ＇ｓ ｊｕｓｔ ｈｏｗ ｔｈｅ ｗｏｒｌｄ ｗｏｒｋｓ． Ｓｏ ｙｏｕ ａｎｄ Ｃｌｙｄｅ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ｍａｎ （ａｎｄ ａｐｅ） ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｏｗｎ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｓｅｅｎ ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ， ｙｏｕ ｍａｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｓｃｅｎｅ． Ｙｏｕ ａｎｄ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ ｇｏ ｏｕｔ ｉｎ ｂｉｇ ｇｒｏｕｐｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｔａｌｋ ｌｏｕｄ， ｙｏｕ ｌａｕｇｈ ｌｏｕｄｅｒ． Ｅｖｅｒｙ ｔｉｍｅ ｙｏｕ ｓａｙ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｗｉｔｔｙ， ｙｏｕ ｈｉｇｈ－ｆｉｖｅ ｔｈｅ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ． Ｔｈｅ ｔｏｗｎ ｂｅｇｉｎｓ ｔｏ ｂｕｚｚ． Ｉｔ ｇｅｔｓ ｂａｃｋ ｔｏ ｈｅｒ． "Ｄｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈｅ ｇｕｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ？"， "Ｙｏｕ ｕｓｅｄ ｔｏ ｄａｔｅ ｔｈｅ ｇｕｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ？"， "Ｗｈｙ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｙｏｕ ｂｒｅａｋ ｕｐ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｇｕｙ ｗｉｔｈ ａｎ ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎ？"． Ｎｅｘｔ ｔｈｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｓｈｅ＇ｓ ｃａｌｌｉｎｇ．
"Ｉ＇ｍ ｈｏｐｉｎｇ ｗｅ ｃａｎ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｂｅ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ． Ｗａｎｎａ ｈａｎｇ ｏｕｔ ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅ？"
"Ｇｅｅｚ， Ｉ ｄｕｎｎｏ； ｍｅ ａｎｄ Ｃｌｙｄｅ ｗｅｒｅ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ ｔｒｕｃｋ ｒａｃｅ ｔｏｎｉｇｈｔ （ｏｒａｎｇｕｔａｎｓ ｌｏｖｅ ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ ｔｒｕｃｋｓ）． Ｉｎ ｆａｃｔ， ｔｈｅ ｗｈｏｌｅ ｓｏｃｉａｌ ｃａｌｅｎｄａｒ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｋｉｎｄａ ｆｕｌｌ． Ｉ ｔｅｌｌ ｙｏｕ ｗｈａｔ， Ｉ＇ｌｌ ｍａｋｅ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｎｏｔｅ （ｗｈａｔ ｗａｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｎａｍｅ ａｇａｉｎ？） ａｎｄ ｍａｙｂｅ Ｉ ｃａｎ ｓｑｕｅｅｚｅ ｙｏｕ ｉｎ． Ｏｈ ｗｅｌｌ， ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｍｙ ｎｕｍｂｅｒ ｓｏ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｂｅ ａ ｓｔｒａ－－ Ｈｅｙ， ｌｏｏｋ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｔｉｍｅ！ Ｉ ｇｏｔｔａ ｓｋａｔｅ， Ｃｌｙｄｅ＇ｓ ｍａｋｉｎｇ Ｍｏｊｉｔｏｅｓ．"
Ａｔ ｔｈｉｓ ｐｏｉｎｔ， ｔｈｅ ｕｐｐｅｒ ｈａｎｄ ｉｓ ｙｏｕｒｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｌｅｔ ｈｅｒ ｔｗｉｓｔ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗｉｎｄ， ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｄｒａｗ ｈｅｒ ｂａｃｋ ｉｎｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｆｅ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｐａｃｅ ｙｏｕ ｄｅｃｉｄｅ． Ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ， ｉｔ＇ｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｆｅ． Ｂｕｔ ｉｆ ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ａ ｓｍａｒｔ ｍａｎ？ Ｙｏｕ ｓｌｏｗｌｙ ｐｈａｓｅ ｈｅｒ ｂａｃｋ ｉｎ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ＩＭ－ｉｎｇ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ｏｎ Ｌｉｖｅ． Ｙｏｕ ｇｅｔ ｉｎｖｉｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｆａｍｉｌｙ ｆｕｎｃｔｉｏｎｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｂｒｉｎｇ Ｃｌｙｄｅ， ｈｅ ｂｅｃｏｍｅｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｆａｍｉｌｙ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｏｎｅ ｂｉｇ Ｂｒａｄｙ Ｂｕｎｃｈ．
>>705758041
All of them!
>>705758181
The real Karen is >>705757836 >>705758256
I'm the one who said Snackbar.
Ｓｏ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｓｔａｎｄｉｎｇ ｉｎ ａ ｒａｔｈｅｒ ｌａｒｇｅ ｌｉｎｅ ａｔ ｍｙ ｌｏｃａｌ Ｗａｌ－Ｍａｒｔ ｔｏｄａｙ ｂｅｈｉｎｄ ａ ｃｏｕｐｌｅ ｆａｍｉｌｉｅｓ ｔｈａｔ Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ ｆｒｏｍ ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｗｅｎｔ ｔｏ ｃｈｕｒｃｈ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ｆａｍｉｌｙ ｉｎ ｙｅａｒ ｙｏｕｎｇｅｒ． Ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｒｅｇｉｓｔｅｒ ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｗａｓｎ＇ｔ ｍｕｃｈ ｏｆ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｏｐｔｉｏｎ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ｍｙ １２ ｐａｃｋ ｏｆ Ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎ Ｄｅｗ ｆｏｒ ａ ｐａｒｔｙ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｈｅａｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ． Ｉ ｗａｓ ｗｏｎｄｅｒｉｎｇ ｗｈｙ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｎｅ ｗａｓ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｎｏｗｈｅｒｅ ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｄｅｃｉｄｅｄ ｔｏ ｐｏｋｅ ｍｙ ｈｅａｄ ｕｐ ｆｒｏｎｔ ｔｏ ｓｅｅ ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ｈｏｌｄｕｐ ｗａｓ． Ｉｔ ｗａｓ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｏｌｄ ｌａｄｙ ｗｈｏ ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ ｈａｖｅ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ ｆｏｒ ｈｅｒ ｇｒｏｃｅｒｉｅｓ ａｎｄ ｓｈｅ ｗａｓ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｔａｌｋ ｔｈｅ ｃａｓｈｉｅｒ ｉｎｔｏ ｌｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｈｅｒ ｇｅｔ ａｗａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｓｈｏｒｔ． Ｔｈｉｓ ｓｔｒｕｃｋ ｍｅ ａｓ ｏｄｄ ｕｎｔｉｌ Ｉ ｆｏｕｎｄ ｏｕｔ ｓｈｅ ｗａｓ ａ ｍｅｒｅ ＄０．２１ ｓｈｏｒｔ ｏｆ ｈｅｒ ｐｕｒｃｈａｓｅ． Ｎｏｗ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｆａｍｉｌｉｅｓ ｗｅｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｓｔａｒｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｗａｓ ｅｖｅｎ ｔｗｏ ｍａｋｉｎｇ ｆｕｎ ｏｆ ｈｅｒ． Ｉ ｗａｌｋｅｄ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｈａｎｄｅｄ ｍｙ ｓｏｄａ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｃａｓｈｉｅｒ， ｈａｎｄｅｄ ｈｉｍ ａ ＄５ ａｎｄ ｔｏｌｄ ｈｅｒ ｔｏ ｋｅｅｐ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｎｇｅ． Ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｄｌｅ ａｇｅｄ ｗｏｍｅｎ （Ｉ ｋｎｅｗ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ， ｓｏ Ｉ ａｌｓｏ ｋｎｅｗ ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｙ ａｌｌ ｍａｋｅ ｏｖｅｒ ６ ｄｉｇｉｔｓ） ｇｒａｂｂｅｄ ｈｅｒ ｋｉｄ ａｎｄ ｙｅｌｌｅｄ ｖｅｒｙ ｌｏｕｄｌｙ， "Ｓｅｅ ｔｈａｔ ｍａｎ？ Ｈｅ＇ｓ ａｃｔｉｎｇ ｊｕｓｔ ｌｉｋｅ Ｊｅｓｕｓ ｗａｎｔｓ ｕｓ ｔｏ．" Ｆｏｒ ｓｏｍｅ ｒｅａｓｏｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｓｅｔ ｍｅ ｏｆｆ， ｓｏ Ｉ ｔｕｒｎｅｄ ａｒｏｕｎｄ． Ｉ ｈａｖｅｎ＇ｔ ｓｈａｖｅｄ ｉｎ ａｗｈｉｌｅ ｓｏ Ｉ＇ｍ ｒｏｃｋｉｎｇ ｓｏｍｅ ｎｉｃｅ ｓｃｒｕｆｆ， ａ Ｓｌａｙｅｒ ｓｈｉｒｔ， ａｎｄ ｇｙｍ ｓｈｏｒｔｓ， ｓｏ ｉｔ ｍｕｓｔ ｈａｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ａ ｎｉｃｅ ｓｉｇｈｔ． Ｖｅｒｙ ｌｏｕｄｌｙ， Ｉ ｓａｉｄ "Ｌｉｋｅ Ｊｅｓｕｓ？ Ｍａ＇ａｍ Ｉ＇ｍ ａｎ ａｔｈｅｉｓｔ ｗｈｏ ｍａｋｅｓ ｍｉｎｉｍｕｍ ｗａｇｅ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｅ ｗｈｏ ｓｔｅｐｐｅｄ ｕｐ ｔｏ ｈｅｌｐ ｈｅｒ？ Ｙｏｕｒ ｈｙｐｏｃｒｉｔｉｃａｌ Ｃｈｒｉｓｔｉａｎｉｔｙ ｉｓ ａｎ ｉｎｓｐｉｒａｔｉｏｎ ｔｏ ｕｓ ａｌｌ．" Ａｓ Ｉ ｓｔｏｒｍｅｄ ｏｕｔ， ａ ｃｏｕｐｌｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃａｒｔ ｂｏｙｓ ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｗｈｉｓｔｌｅ ａｎｄ ｃｈｅｅｒ， ｓｏｏｎ ｓｈｏｐｐｅｒｓ ｊｏｉｎｅｄ ｉｎ ａｎｄ ｅｖｅｎ ｔｈｅ ｃａｓｈｉｅｒ． Ｉ ｇａｖｅ ａ ｗａｖｅ ａｎｄ ｗｅｎｔ ｏｆｆ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｏｆ ａｃｃｏｍｐｌｉｓｈｍｅｎｔ．
>>705754233
In class. How are you?
>>705758313
Have I been spelling it wrong all my life?
I'm a retard desu
Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｒｅａｔｅｄ ａ Ｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔａ ｕｓｉｎｇ ａ ｂｕｎｃｈ ｏｆ ｏｔｈｅｒ Ｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔａｓ：
Ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ｄｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｉｎｇ ｓａｙ ａｂｏｕｔ ｍｅ， ｙｏｕ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ？ Ｉ＇ｌｌ ｈａｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ Ｉ ｇｒａｄｕａｔｅｄ ｔｏｐ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｃｌａｓｓ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ Ｎａｖｙ Ｓｅａｌｓ， ａｎｄ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｏｖｅｒ ３００ ｃｏｎｆｉｒｍｅｄ ｋｉｌｌｓ． Ｉ ａｍ ａｌｓｏ ａ ｈｅｒｏｎ． Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ａ ｌｏｎｇ ｎｅｃｋ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｐｉｃｋ ｆｉｓｈ ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｗａｔｅｒ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ｂｅａｋ． Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｒｅｐｏｓｔ ｔｈｉｓ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ ｏｎ １０ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｐａｇｅｓ， Ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｆｌｙ ｉｎｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｋｉｔｃｈｅｎ ｔｏｎｉｇｈｔ ａｎｄ ｍａｋｅ ａ ｍｅｓｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｏｔｓ ａｎｄ ｐａｎｓ． Ｉｔ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ａｌｓｏ ｂｅ ｎｏｔｅｄ ｔｈａｔ Ｉ＇ｖｅ ｕｐｖｏｔｅｄ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｓｉｎｇｌｅ ｐｅｒｓｏｎ ｗｈｏ＇ｓ ｄｉｓａｇｒｅｅｄ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｅ ｈｅｒｅ， ａｓ ｆａｒ ａｓ Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ． Ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｗａｙ， Ｉ ａｍ ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔｌｙ １５ ｙｅａｒｓ ｏｌｄ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ａ ｗａｌｒｕｓ． Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈｅｒｅ＇ｓ ａ ｍｉｌｌｉｏｎ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｏｕｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｍｅ， ｂｕｔ Ｉ ｐｒｏｍｉｓｅ ｙｏｕ Ｉ＇ｍ ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｔ． Ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｓｔｅｎ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｅｓ ｗｈｏ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ｇｅｒａｆｆｅｓ． Ｇｅｒａｆｆｅｓ ａｒｅ ｓｏ ｄｕｍｂ． Ｓｔｕｐｉｄ ｌｏｎｇ ｈｏｒｓｅｓ． Ａｌｓｏ， ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｗｈｏ ｈａｖｅ ａｌｒｅａｄｙ ｄｏｗｎｖｏｔｅｄ ｍｙ ｐｏｓｔ， ｙｏｕ ｍｕｓｔ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｓｔ ｐｏｏｐｙ， ｌｏｎｅｌｙ， ｐｉｔｉｆｕｌ ｐｉｅｃｅ ｏｆ ｐｏｏｐ ｏｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｐｌａｎｅｔ． Ａｎｄ ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｗａｙ， Ｉ＇ｖｅ ａｌｒｅａｄｙ ｃｏｎｔａｃｔｅｄ ＹｏｕＴｕｂｅ． Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｔａｋｅ ｔｈｉｓ ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ ｄｏｗｎ ｗｉｔｈｉｎ ２４ ｈｏｕｒｓ， Ｉ＇ｍ ｃａｌｌｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｐｏ－ ＯＭＧ． Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ Ｉ ｇｏｔ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ． Ｉ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｏ ｈｏｎｏｒｅｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ． Ａｌｌ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｈａｒｄ ｗｏｒｋ ａｎｄ ｄｅｄｉｃａｔｉｏｎ ｈａｓ ｐａｉｄ ｏｆｆ． Ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｔｏｐ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ ｈａｓ ｂｅｅｎ ａ ｄｒｅａｍ ｏｆ ｍｉｎｅ ｆｏｒ ｍａｎｙ ｙｅａｒｓ， ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｏ ｔｈａｎｋ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｗｈｏ ｈａｖｅ ｈｅｌｐｅｄ ｍｅ ａｌｏｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｗａｙ． ｉｄ ｌｉｋ ｔｏ ｍｅｎｓｈｕｎ ｍａ ｍ８ ＠ａｆｇｆｓａｇｓｆｇｆ． ｍ８， ｔｈａｔ ｗａｓ ａｍａｚｉｎｇ！ Ａｔ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ ｓｅｅｍｅｄ ａ ｂｉｔ ｓｋｅｔｃｈｙ， ｂｕｔ Ｉ＇ｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｆｉｖｅ ｖｉｒｕｓｅｓ ａ ｍｏｎｔｈ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕｒ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ！ ｌｏｌｔｈｉｓｉｓｆａｋｅ．ｃｏｍ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｇｒｅａｔｅｓｔ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ ｏｆ ａｌｌ ｔｉｍｅ！ ｌｏｖｅ ａｎｄ ｗａｆｆｌｅｓ， ｔ３ｈ ＰｅＮｇＵ１Ｎ ｏＦ ｄ００ｍ． Ｐ．Ｓ： Ｆｒｏｍ ｍｙ ｐｏｉｎｔ ｏｆ ｖｉｅｗ， ｔｈｉｓ ｐｏｓｔ ｗａｓ ａｎ ａｂｓｏｌｕｔｅ ｗａｓｔｅ ｏｆ ｔｉｍｅ， ｓｐａｃｅ， ｅｎｅｒｇｙ， ｅｆｆｏｒｔ， ｂｒａｉｎｐｏｗｅｒ， ａｎｄ ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ． Ｉ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｉｎ ｍｙ ａｔｔｅｍｐｔ ｔｏ ｒｅａｄ ｙｏｕｒ ｅｎｏｒｍｏｕｓ ｗｏｒｄｗａｌｌ， Ｉ ｍａｙ ｈａｖｅ ｂｌａｃｋｅｄ ｏｕｔ． Ｉ ｓｔｉｌｌ ａｍ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｒｅａｄ ｔｈｅ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｆｅｗ ｌｉｎｅｓ， ａｎｄ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｔｉｍｅ Ｉ ｄｏ， Ｉ ｒｅｐｅａｔ ｆａｉｎｔｉｎｇ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ｈｏｗ ｂｏｒｉｎｇ， ｄｕｌｌ， ａｎｄ ｕｎｏｒｇａｎｉｚｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｓｏｒｔｅｄ ｔｈｉｓ ｗｏｒｄｓ．．．
>>705758551
Filename sacho, filename!
>>705758524
Fairly good. Pretending to be Karen, and evidently doing a better job than Karen.
>>705758551
Are you sure you aren't just pretending?
>>705758490
Today on Shit that never happened
" Ａｇｒｅｅｄ ｗｈｉｔ ＫｅｖｉｎＤｏｎｎｅｌｌｙＡＫ４７
Ｉ ａｇｒｅｅ ｗｈｉｔ ｋｅｖｉｎ，
Ｉ ｗａｓ ａｓｋｉｎｇ ｍｙ ｓｅｌｆ "ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｓｏ ｇｒｅａｔ， ｔｏ ｂｅ ａｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｒｕｎ ａｐｐｓ ｏｎ ｍｙ ｓｅｓｓｉｏｎ， ｔｈａｔ ｃａｎ ａｃｃｅｓｓ ｓｏｍｅ ｒｅｓｏｕｒｃｅｓ （ｒｅａｄ： ｆｉｌｅｓ） ｂｕｔ ｏｎｌｙ ｔｈｅｍ， ｉ ｍｅａｎ ｌａｕｎｃｈｅｄ ｂｙ ｍｅ， ｗｈｉｔ ｍｙ ｓｅｓｓ－ｉｄ．．． ｂｕｔ ｔｈａｔ ｉ ｗｅｒｅ ａｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｇｒａｎｔ／ｄｅｎｙ ｒｅｓｏｕｒｃｅｓ ｔｏ ｓｅｓｓ－ｉｄ：ａｐｐ｜ｐｉｄ｜ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ．．．
Ｂｕｔ ｉ ｇｕｅｓｓ， ｇｐｃ ｉｓ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ａｎｓｗｅｒ ｔｏ ｔｈａｔ．．． ｉ ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅ， ｄｅｖｅｌｏｐｉｎｇ ａｎｔｉｖｉｒｕｓ ａｎｄ ｂｅｉｎｇ ａｎ ＊＊＊ ａｓ ｋｅｖｉｎ ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎｅｄ ａｂｏｖｅ．． ｉｓ ａ ｂｉｇ ｂｉｓｓｎｅｓｓ．．．
＇Ｅｎｃｒｉｐｔａｔｉｏｎ ｓｏｌｕｔｉｏｎｓ＇ （ａｓ ｉｆ ｉｔ ｗｅｒｅ １９４５ ａｌｌ ｏｖｅｒ ａｇａｉｎ！！！） ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ａｎｓｗｅｒ．．． ｉｓ ｓｔｕｐｉｄ ｔｏ ｒｅｌａｙ ｉｎ ｄａｔａ ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｕｓｉｎｇ ｆｓ ｅｎｃｒｉｐｔａｔｉｏｎ， ａｓ ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎｅｄ ａｂｏｖｅ， ｕｎｌｅｓｓ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ａ ＨＤ ｆｒｏｍ ａ ｊｕｎｋｊａｒｄ ｏｒ ｓｔｏｌｅ ｔｈｅ ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ ｐｈｉｓｉｃｌｙ．．． ｔｈｅｎ．．． ＹＯＵ ＨＡＶＥ ＡＬＬ ＵＮＥＮＣＲＩＰＴＥＤ ＤＡＴＡ．．． ｉ ｇｕｅｓｓ ｙｏｕ ｇｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｐｏｉｎｔ．．．
Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ａ ｔｉｐ： ｌｅａｒｎ ｔｏ ｃｏｎｆｉｇｕｒｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｉｒｅｗａｌｌ， ｄｏｎｔ ｕｓｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｙｓｔｅｍ ｗｈｉｌｅ ｄｒｕｎｋ／ａｓｌｅｅｐ／ｅｔｃ． ｄｏｎｔ ｗａｔｃｈ ｘｘ ａｎｄ ｄｏｎｔ ｓｅｅｋ ｆｏｒ ＇ｆｒｅｅ＇ ｓｏｌｕｔｉｏｎｓ．．． ａｓ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ＊＊＊．．． ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｓｔｕｆｆ ｆｒｅｅ ｉｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｗｏｒｌｄ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ａｉｒ．．． ａｎｄ ｓｏｍｅ ｔｈｉｍｅｓ ｅｖｅｎ ｉｔ ｓｍｅｌｌｓ．．．
Ｂｕｔ．． ｗｅｌｌ．．． Ａｔ ｌｅａｓｔ ａｍ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｌｙ ｏｎｅ ｗｈｏ ｔｈｉｎｋｓ ｍｏｖｉｎｇ ｔｏ ＇ｆｒｅｅ ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ＇ （Ｒｅａｄ： ｕｎｍａｎａｇｇｅｄ， ｍａｄｅ ｂｙ ｃｏｍｍｕｎｉｔｙ， ｈｕｓｔｌｅｌａｎｄ， ａｎｄ ｓｏ ｏｎ） ｉｓ ｓｔｕｐｉｄ．．．． Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｄｒｉｎｋ ｗａｔｔｅｒ， ｙｏｕ ｄｏｎｔ ｓｅｅｋ ｉｔ ｉｎ ａ ｐｕｂｌｉｃ ｔｏｉｌｅｔ．．．． ｉ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｓ ｆｒｅｅ．．． ａｎｄ ｍａｙｂｅ ｃｌｅａｎ．． ｂｕｔ．．．
Ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ， ｉｓ ａｓ ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎｅｄ ｂｙ ｋｅｖｉｎ， ｆｏｒ ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ．．． ｍｏｓｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｔｉｍｅ， ｂａｄ ｃｏｄｄｉｎｇ ｐｒａｃｔｉｃｅｓ， ｂａｄ ｌｏｇｉｃ， ｂａｄ ｐｅｒｆｏｒｍａｎｃｅ， ａｎｄ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｗｏｒｓｔ ｓｃｅｎａｒｉｏｓ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ｓｏｍｅ ｋｒａｐｗａｒｅ．．．
Ｒｅａｌ ｃｏｄｅｒｓ ｓｅｅｋ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｎｃｔｉｏｎｓ ｉｆ ｌａｓｓｙ， ｏｒ ｍａｋｅ ｔｈｅｍ ｂｙ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｏｗｎ．．． ｂｕｔ ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ．． ｍａｎｙ ｔｉｍｅｓ， ｉｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｈａｖｉｎｇ １００ ｍｏｎｋｅｙｓ ａｎｄ ｊｕｓｔ ｗａｉｔ ｔｈｅｍ ｆｏｒ ｂｅｉｎｇ ａｂｌｅ ｉｎｔｏ ｒｅａｃｈｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｏｕｔｅｒ ｓｐａｃｅ．．．
Ｔｈａｔｓ ｍｙ ｏｐｐｉｎｉｏｎ．．．
Ｉｎ "ｏｐｅｎ ｓｏｕｒｃｅ" ｃｏｄｅｓ．．． ｉ ｃａｎ ｍｅｎｔｉｏｎ： ａｐａｃｈｅ．．． ａｎｄ ｓｏｍｅ ｏｔｈｅｒｓ， ｂｕｔ．．． ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ＇ｃｏｍｍｕｎｉｔｙ ｍａｎｎａｇｅｄ ｐｒｏｊｅｃｔｓ＇ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｐｒｏｆｆｅｃｉｏｎａｌ ｍａｄｅ ｓｏｆｔｗａｒｅ， ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ ｏｐｅｎ ｔｏ ｓｕｇｇｅｓｔｉｏｎｓ， ａｓ ｐｒｉｍａｒｙ ｗｅａｐｏｎｓ"
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