REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>705741670
But I dont want a girlfriend...
>>705741670
But sir im Married
Sounds good, i'm visitin an old school friend later anyways
GET
>>705741670
If I won't...
I wish. I am turning 40 soon.
Roll
word
>>705741820
You can have mine if you dont
either this works and its good or either it doesnt and nothing really changes so here igo
Hi bb
Roll
Aye
>>705741670
I want one! :(
how young will this girl be?
>>705741670
Don't want a gf either. Shooo. Go away.
I have a wife, but wouldn't mind a hot girlfriend.
>>705741670
Whatever
>>705741919
kys now anon
why not
>>705741919
You gay, son?
Why you never will have a gf, faggot
Nig
Quick gf
>>705741950
12-13
>>705741670
waifu get
ok
>>705741670
Desperate enough that ill give this a chance
please be true
>>705741919
kek
reply
ok
here
-where's the catalog ?
>>705742077
Nice you are getting twins
why not?
pls
>>705741670
>D YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORRO
xddddddddddddddddddd
>>705742013
Isn't Hillary starting a worldwar against russia and China, too?
Desperation card?
done
Reply
Gettttt
>>705742185
here
Okay okay fine
>>705741670
I'm sad
this wont work... but what the hell
wildcats
sure
kek
>>705741670
This is so cringe, I must be fucking weak if I need to respond to this :(
another one? i need to make room in my basement
>>705741670
thanks
>>705742336
dear god no amurricans !
-if nothing else is available, I'll remain single
what can go wrong
pls b0ss
>>705741670
i dont need a gf i need a friends with benefits is that ok?
Lets roll for some luck
hello give exgf back pls
oki
fuck it, let's see what happens
I bet not...
roll
Ayt
lets see if this works
>>705741670
cant hurt to try
Please
Sage bomb sage bomb, youre a sage bomb
>>705741670
I have no hopes for this ever
niggers
>>705742424
Here's our Japanese Catalog.
>>705741670
Fuck it
K
WTH
>>705741670
thanks
>>705741670
They see me rollin'
>>705741670
WHY AM I DOING THIS
>>705741670
dubs and i will have a threesome tomorrow
>>705741670
Ayy
>>705741670
I don't want one yet
I'm loving life atm with 2 girls chasing me
>>705742558
fucking retard
>>705741670
hell yeah
Bruh.
>>705741670
I am a virgin aswell
Hmletssee
Kek
Lol wont work but lets try
>>705741670
worth a try
Won t happen
Tally ho
>>705741670
What desperation drives me to do...
>>705741670
Bullshit.
sure
>>705741670
In this moment I am euphoric
>>705742558
is that ken sama?
>>705742558
thank you, dear sir,
I'll take the MILFs at the ends of the table, please
Why not
Lies
Roll
Okay
Yeah
>>705741670
thanks
Already have one
Beta cuck no more!!!
Damon hormones
fuck
>>705741670
Who would be my girlfriend anyways?
-
>>705741670
Sure I will.
>>705741670
nutjobs
get
Roll
i will
can she look like pic related?
>>705741670
liar liar dick's on fire
I hope this works im so lonely now.
>>705741670
Hey there buddy boi
Wish me luck
Betting a million-billion dollars this won't happen.
That way, when it doesn't happen I feel relief rather than disappointment.
I believe you
A curse upon OP if I don't have a girl by tomorrow.
Gee wiz, I hope this works
pls
>>705741670
Thanks you OP
Desperate anon reporting in.
reply
>>705741670
chekd
I have one but I'll take another I guess.
Yeahh boiii
>>705741670
holy shit OP I was just about to blow my fucking brains out thanks m8
>>705741670 (OP)
Why not. Yesterday I was dropped.
K
Can't wait
:(
roll
please
>>705741670
Heh!
>>705741670
This could actually happen, im fucking a girl for a month now, and we get along well.. Im meeting her tomorrow again with the intention of asking what we are actually having(friends+ or open relationship and shit)
>>705741670
Nigga
Nah i dont think so
>>705741670
Pls be qt gf
>>705741670
kek'd
>>705743229
do it faggot
>>705743174
Checking your singles
Checkem
>>705741670
reply
>>705741670
Inb4 qt3.14
If i post can i have my ex girlfriend back. My life is nothing without her...
>>705741670
roll
ok
that's not true
>>705741670
>>705741670
rolling
>>705741670
Meh
This is my chance!
>>705741670
qt3.14 here i come!!!!!!
>>705741670
kek
>>705743200
check'd
plz
>>705743661
i dont understand
>>705741670
Reply for epix!
Ok
>>705741670
Worth a shot
Rolling
>>705743767
the grill is top-notch
But I don't wanna...
I would only want a GF if she wanted to lay around and watch movies/tv with me and did whatever I told her to.
>>705741670
done
Yea boi
i wish
Done
What.
don't fuck with me, /b/ I need this
>>705741670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2igqunvMH7M
oh bb
please
im a dumb fuck
worth a try
>>705741670
This seems promising
>>705742640
Is that saul?
>>705741670
yeah right lol
>>705741670
but anon, i have two of them, what about me now ?
hi
Rolling
ayyyy
Am i preity ?
>>705741670
But I'm not going out today.
That would be nice...
i hope she doesn't have a feminine penis
>>705741670
Why the fuck not
>>705741670
Faggot
Pshh. I wish it was that easy.
>>705741670
Whatever.. Let's give it a try
>>705741670
I want a boyfriend though ...
>>705744510
because you wont actually get one you lonely Weeb
>>705741670
Lol. Like that's ever happening
>>705741670
pls, I'm desperately lonely
Why not? I want my chosen one back! :)
I wish
>>705741670
may as well. nothing else works
Niggers
I'm gay, but I still wouldn't mind a GF for the sandwiches.
.
>>705741670
PLS give me a qt3.14
>>705744363
Then you should go post shit on instagram. Not sitting here with us.
just os my gf wont leave me during the night
Ples
>>705741670
Reply.
pls
>>705741670
Not gonna die alone.
Plz kill me.
Can I have my old one back?
Already have one losers
Plz
>>705741670
i'm really this desperate.
I wish.
>>705741670
fuck it ill bite
>>705744779
fuck instagram
>>705742558
>spot the /b/tard
>>705744838
No, she is too busy with sucking cocks.
Okay
Roll
Bet
what do i have to lose?
Yes
Im a black gay
>>705741670
im too sad
get
>>705741670
No i wont :(
>>705743248
Well shit I love sloths too.
>>705741670
let's have a try, can't be worse
Actually a girl friend of mine met a girl that according to her would suit me just fine and she wants to make us meet.
And so am I replying here.
There shall be love tomorrow, if your blessing is real.
>>705741834
Boogers
Do it, faggot
>>705741670
kys
Lol
>>705745014
Here you go, anon.
hi
If only
>>705741670
now that's a lie.
Good shit
>>705741670
Sure
>>705741670
More thread
Mortred
>>705741670
Aww
>>705741670
k then
Gief not crazy gf plox
>>705742558
Awesome shop
>>705741670
I'm gay though
>>705741670
Still more likely than anything else I can reasonably think of, so... fuck it
>>705741670
open rs?
>>705741670
If you believe so, Sir.
Rollin'
Seen
Hopefully she doesn't have a penis this time
>>705741670
Impossible
Plz I need her back
Worth a try
Why complicate life with a fucking anchor.
opgirlplz
just tryna cuff this girl
No I won't faggot
I'll take it
mmmmm we'll see about that one
Worth a try
>>705744230
It's Bob Odenkirk, yes.
>he does other things
>>705741670
reply
>>705741670
promise?
>>705741670
fuck it, worth a shot
Sure why not
Pls
>>705745195
faggot, now i have to reply again
>>705741670
plz
YOLO
This will be GF number 2 for me.
>>705741670
That is impossible because i don't work with any females currently. If I am to get a girlfriend I must wait at least two years. then I'll change my job and get some female coworkers. I know this for a fact, but if i don't, I am then a hundred percent sure that I'm literally cursed.
>>705741670
Let's see then kek
>>705741670
Lies
>>705741670
reply
>>705741670
kek
This shit haha
>>705741670
AYY
Please dear God let it work
Ye eaa booiii
>doubt
>>705742894
This is eye opening
Ah what the fuck
>>705741670
doubt.jpg
>>705742218
'Distant mooing'
Sure
>>705746166
dubs says it will work, no matter how pathetic you sound.
>>705741670
It might be true
neato
roll
lol
hell yeah
>>705741670
Same
kek
>>705741834
>>705741919
R.i.p you
>>705745999
>>705746250
What about trips?
K
Do it wizard, gime gf
>>705741670
Finally
why not
No chances
if trips everyone gets a bf
she's finally mine, boys
>>705741670
thx
kesog
