if /b/ can count from 1 to 10 in ten consecutive posts, one number per post then I will break these eggs, pour them into my anus with a funnel and post the video here
good luck /b/
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gg op we will never do this
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oi fucking bellends want to know how to do this right? Dont post so fuckin often, let it SIT a bit before you put in your number
Just let one person finish counting, you fucking retards
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Why has no one asked for a time stamp yet?
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I'VE GOT THIS EVERYBODY SHUT UP
>If you don't from now on you must do every Captcha 3 times at least
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
checked
>>705733400
Everyone stop fucking it up. We need to work together. I'll give everyone a number to do and everyoneed else be quiet. >>705733614 you are 1. >>705733606
You are 2
>>705733597 you are 3
>>705733597 you are 4
>>705733569 you are 5
>>705733563 you are 6
>>705733557 you are 7
>>705733546 you are 8
>>705733530 your are 9
I'll do 10. Let's try this out.
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>>705733901
>4chan
>"need to work together"
we dont need to do shit nigger.
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>705733971
If you want OP to deliver yes we do nigger
>>705733971
Found the newfag
>>705733017
OP IF YOU DO THAT YOU CAN GET SALMONELLA POISONING AND DIE YOU STUPID FUCK.
>>705734056
Hey im 1 nigger
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Check 'em
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Hillary Clinton's leathery pissflaps
>>705734208
>>705734109
check out these fucking trips you piece of shit.
OP Pour the god damned eggs in your ass right the fuck now.
it will never happen
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TRIPS GET
>>705734248
>>705734250
Yea nice trips faggot, kys
This thread is proper derailed.
>>705734310
KYS
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ZOZZLE ME FAGGOTS
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piss on a dog shit nigger fucker
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>>705733737
>>705733745
>>705733782
>>705733805
>>705733820
>>705734046
>>705734048
>>705734130
>>705734208
>>705734585
WE FUCKED UP. RESTART 1
>>705734401
Wrong thread faggot
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Look at this. /b/ is trying to save OP's anus. /b/ has gone soft.
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I wouldn't even consider myself xenofobic, not against poland, japanese, whatever, but I hate all americans with all my might.
I fucking hate americans. They are as bad as mexicans, maybe even worse. I hate them with the fury of 1000 suns, those hamburger eating fuckers. They are the cancer killing the modern world. Not only are they straight ugly and fat, they are stupid. They may run tech centers and shit, but they're so stupid it's rage enticing. Every time I see an american woman I want to throw up all over the fucking place. On top of this, they smell terrible. Every time an american turns to talk to me, the mixture of their BO and breathe makes me want to shoot myself to get rid of the pain. It's like they never bathe. I could take my hairy ass and rub shit all over it, not only would it be smarter and prettier than an american, it would smell many times better. Their food is disgusting too. I could mix sewage in with vomit and make better cuisine.
Their country is shit too. It's over crowded and smelly as a pair of old dudes balls. They're the cancer killing this world, they're like mexicans except they aren't as good at sports and they aren't quite as violent. Just as ugly, stupid fat and smelly.
>>705734714
More like /b/ has gone full autism.
OP wont deliver, but if you want to try go make a discord or something you can count down to a post-drop on. Time it right and youll shit out your 0-10 in one batch.
uno dos tres cuatro cinco seis siete ocho nueve diez
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>>705734936
>consecutive posts
>>705733158
Closest we've been in a long time without an admin locking the thread.
No one post except me
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>>705735145
dude
don't post
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Go and suck my Lolli
Pop...
Sugar sweet,
Cherry topped.
For sure fit,
Too legit,
Hot Spot,
Twerk it, bitch!
Strip it down,
Work it up,
Baby let me fill your cups.
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To the M
To the F
To the G
Sticky
Messy,
Taste my treat.
But I love it when you...
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big hot sweaty negro penises
>>705735186
sorry
>>705735238
Faggot ass nigger
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.
Let's
Get this party started
Drink
Til we get retarded
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She licked me like I'm Ice Cream...
She's melting
What the fuck?
You know that we do it rough
Move your feet
To the beat
With this shit
This song's complete
Move your body super sweet
Always like an ice cream treat
Got a monster in my pants,
And if I ever get the chance,
Gonna cram it down your throat,
Watch you gasp for air and choke.
I'm gonna jizz all in your face!
I'm gonna wreck this fuckin' place!
Pull my hair,
Smash the chair,
Break the bed,
And give me head!
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.
Let's
Get this party started
Drink
Till get we retarded
She licked me like I'm Ice Cream...
You can taste my Ice Cream,
We can be a sweet team...
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Tell me all your dirty dreams.
Scream For My Ice Cream,
Show me what's your fantasies.
LET'S,
GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
DRINK,
'TILL WE GET RETARDED!
desu
LET'S GOOOOOO.
OH NOOOO.
Can't stop the tickles.
They call me Dr. Giggles.
It's o-o-o-off the chizzle
Fo' shizzle dizzle
I'm bangin' with the b-o-t-o-dizzle
With wiffles
'Cause I dribble like I'm rubbing on nipples.
Gotta get out the pickle
Make it rain with the ripples.
Let my, candy rum trickle
Get you buzzed with double triples.
Getting head, in rentals
Avoiding the parentals.
This is ghetto, plain and simple
With the down beat tempo.
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nig nogs
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Slice, slice, slice you up.
I'm a monster, (hah, hah hah)
Cut you up, I'll slice and dice
Serve you up as cold as ice. [x2]
Go 'head girl, shake that butt.
Make me freakin' bust a nut!
Crank that music, bust it up.
Let's get wasted, super UHN.
Guess what, honey. I'm a freak.
I'm a freak inside the sheets.
Rough, tough, naughty nurse.
Rip it up, now make it hurt.
Don't stop, get it, get it!
Last for hours, not for minutes.
Open wide for my surprise,
Scratch and blow for your grand prize.
Smear it on your plastic face,
Leave you with a sweeter taste.
Super soaker on your chest,
Let it drip down on your breasts.
Why dont you all just stop posting
fdgsdfsg
>>705735682
Fucking die
>>705735727
because ur mom lol soz m8
Restart 1
>>705735767
>>705735793
restarting
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>>705735824
>>705735516
>why
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come on, everyone stop posting and let one guy get the count done
Can we all agree to let one fucking person do this? I got up to 8 until some faggot fucked it up
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ok, starting over
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>>705736060
YOU FUCKER I WAS DOING IT ALOne AND YOU RUINED IOT
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alright nobody post im doing this
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>>705736147
again, 2
>>705736090
shit, sorry dude, I fucked it up
start again
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>>705736175
mmm 3
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>>705736199
>>705736183
Kill yourself
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I want my sister to breastfeed me
>>705736206
three
Stop posting everyone just let this happen I want to see this
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*black kid vine plays* "21" xD
>>705736276
yeah, no one post and just let this guy do it
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ok shut the fuck up, I'm doing this now
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You fuckers i hope you all die
I just wanted to see some eggs be smashed but no you all have to be assholes
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>>705736387
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Let me try for the 3rd time
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>>705736363
three
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FUCKING NIGGERS
Why are you pussies trying to not see this happen
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Okie you guys please shut up xD
Lets see some eggs in this guys ass cx
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>>705736250
I want your sister to breastfeed me
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>>705736558
/thread
Sorry wrong thread, but can someone explain this gif? I just cant wrap my head around it.
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>>705736619
Tanagrams, my nig
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>>705736603
fucking tornados man
>>705736700
Nigger
>>705736680
Shit, i don't know what that is but it sounds smart.
Thanks!
nobody post
i got this..
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>>705736740
Apparently it's just tangrams, but close enough
trying again
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>>705736857
2..
I know OP won't deliver but I want to see /b/ pull this off just once. Reply to me and I'll give you a number. Just once can we not be faggots and work together
>>705736863
Hey thanks! I'll catch you later. :^)
uno
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>>705736897
can i be 12? its my favorite number ^_^
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>>705736946
dos
People don't realize that the reason /b/ can never pull this off isn't a lack of coordination; it's the fact that there are always a few people ready and willing to fuck it up just for keks.
>>705736619
The movement and odd angles conceal the area of the pieces increasing during the shuffle.
While you can do this to a real candy bar, and indeed end up with what appear to be the same number of pieces, your overall bar will indeed be smaller by the area of the leftover piece.
>>705736946
>>705736992
catorce!!!!
This 1 thread is the literal summery for /b/. ITT: count to 10 one number at a time in 10 consecutive posts
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ONLY POST IF YOUR NAME IS STEVE
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>>705737260
my name's Steve!
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ok, let's make it happen
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>>705737082
Frosted butts
>>705737260
Fred here, can I post too?
n igg er zzz
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Frosted butts
>>705737513
sweaty dog's dick
>>705737572
>>705737577
Cringe
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I did a bit brown shit this morning
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>>705737610
newfag
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π
>>705737671
me too, we're like big brown shit twins
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\(;•;)/
ヽ( ・ω・)ノ
<コ:3ミ <コ:3彡
( ´θ`)ノ
\(o=o)/
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(´Д`)
ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
(・へ・)
( ´_ゝ`)
(´;ω;`)
:√)
s(・`ヘ´・;)ゞ
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bump for anus eggs
>>705737763
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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>>705738030
yes
>>705737983
kek
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>>705738038
wut?
>>705738061
fuck niggers
FUCKING SHUT UP I GOT THIS
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anyone watched this? how is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHXgNn18z90
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
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>>705738219
Okay, it's impossible, op is a clever bitch
If trips op must delivah without counting
lol bump limit hit
ok, guess your post number and OP delivers
>>705739210
>>705736619
watch the bottom part of the big piece while its moving up. it gets bigger, you just dont notice it if you dont know it.
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the problem here is OP. even if we try, OP will interrupt the count with a random post.
and that's the reason why is impossible!
>>705738495
surely no one would do that, not here on /b/
ok, here we go
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>>705738495
everyone quit posting and I'll get this
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>>705738839
CUNT CUNT CUNT
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>>705738873
I'm sorry.
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>>705738914
>>705738932
>>705738951
>>705738972
you forgot your 2
jews did 9/11
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niggers
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if anyone completes the count before the thread 404s then I'll post nudes of Chloe Moretz
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fuck op
fuck the rules
fuck niggers
inb4 404
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>>705739396
nigger dicks
xp
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>>705739469
you can stop now
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>>705739505
He's frustrated, let him be.
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