Why does /b/ hate circumcision so much?
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Why does /b/ hate circumcision so much?
because /b/ know about dicks
>>705730375
Because /b/ is full of /b/etas
>>705730375
Because why the fuck would i make my dick numb?
/b/ is full of manchildren who hate on everything to make themselves feel less insignificant.
Degenerate Jews have forced there barbaric tradition on the world, thankfully my parents loved me enough to let me keep my dick the way it's supposed to be
>>705730375
Because Jews
OP here do you guys have some info graphs?
>>705731634
don't get rid of tumors too man, it's the way it's supposed to be.
>>705730375
I feel it is unethical to surgically alter a person without their consent for nonmedical reasons. I have the same concerns about female genital mutilation, piercing babies' ears, and the treatment of certain intersex people.
Also lobotomies. They only made mental patients easier to handle, not better. Fuck old psychology.
>>705730375
/b/ is pro circumcision you faggot
I don't approve of people inflicting religious beliefs on children of any sort, not even my own religious beliefs. Even moreso if the person inflicting them doesn't belong to the appropriate religious group.
>>705730375
/b/ has a weird fashion sense is all
>>705732476
this,
thank fuck /b/ is pro circ.
I'm an australian and if I didn't have the support of /b/ I would be depressed. it's taught me to embrace loving being cut.
>>705730375
Its unnatural mutilation, plain & simple.
>>705732476
>>705733591
Because fapping is all we have, and uncut cocks fap a lot better.
if there's one thing that dick rate threads have taught me, it's that /b/ is obsessed with other guys' dicks.
>there are people in this world that will never get to enjoy this sensation
Because I didn't ask for one
>>705730375
I don't hate it, but I hate that it's forced on children for archaic or religious reasons - unless there's a real medical or quality of life need (like real problems with or because of the foreskin) it should be an elective cosmetic/sexual procedure
I think cut dicks look better, probably because it's what I have and what I'm used to, but that's a different matter and I would have preferred to have the choice
It literally removes the most sensitive part of the penis.
Also, /b/ is full of disfigured american mangle-cocks, so its usually a constant war here. I wouldn't say /b/ is on any particular side.
>>705734935
Yea no thanks that's fucking gross
Does anyone here have babies that are uncircumcised? Is it harder to clean?
>>705735466
No its not harder... You literally clean it like a finger. The foreskin is fused to the glans, you don't (and shouldn't) attempt to retract the skin to clean it. Kids don't usually become retractable until 5-10 years old. By then they're old enough to pull it back, rinse it, then put it back. It isn't difficult.
Cut dicks are really unhealthy looking, they lose that smooth look and get this chewed up, dry, rough kind of look. And a lot of scars and discoloration. They're kinda hard to look at.
>>705735466
my tongue gets in there and cleans it just fine
>>705734935
Thats really hot, better with a tongue though
>>705730375
Well can't talk about the rest of /b/ , but in my case it is probably because I got it at the age of 34, or to be more precise it is because 6 months after it, I can't piss while stending, can't piss while sitting. I mean I get it, it had to be done, but right now I have two streams of piss going at an 90-110 degree from each other. Which by the way makes me suddenly understand all those jokes, about man can't hit the loo etc Thought it was a joke and it seems to be a real thing. Who would have known.
Because without a foreskin you can't do this.
>>705731417
Last longer in bed m9
>>705736685
אמין אחשליי
>>705736685
>needs a numb dick to please a women
>being this /b/eta
>>705732476
>>705733591
If you think "/b/ is filled with kiked up americans who desperately try to defend their mutilation" means /b/ is "pro circumcision" then yes
>>705733591
Being cut sucks, its simply a less useful cock. All the same, thats no reason to be depressed.
>>705731417
cutfag here. can say for a fact, dick aint numb
>>705732476
this
>>705738281
Its shouldn't be completely numb unless they severed the dorsal nerve. All the same, the most sensitive nerves are in the edge of the foreskin and the frenulum. And the glans is supposed to be super smooth and nerve endings and blood vessels close to the surface, but without a foreskin it becomes damaged, dry and rough.
>>705738412
i dont know what you mean by damaged. ill give you dry glans, but its not rough. and i have never wondered "how great would sex be with a foreskin?" because i stick my dick in a vag and its awesome.
>>705738667
THANK YOU... I'm cut and I still wish I was less sensitive at times, *if you know what I mean*
>>705730375
Because, unless you have a medical problem with your foreskin, circumcision is pointless.
>>705730375
It is illegal. It is genital mutilation on a massive scale.
It is penis genocide.
Circumcision should be banned since there's no justification for it, and fuck Jews. but the people on here act like they've lost most of their life by being circumcised.
-You're not getting pussy either way
>>705730375
i dont hate it, im just joyful that i didn't get it
i can make fart noises with my uncircumcised cock, by putting my thumb on top of the hole, pulling a bit on my foreskin and pushing back down, makes for amazing fart noises, 9/10
>>705735994
those arn't cherry picked at all Im assuming right? even tho Im cut and my dick doesn't look anything near like that desert of a cock because I know about this thing called lotion I have to assume because it is in a black box with text under it my dick is an anomaly right?
>>705739525
You use lotion on your cock because you are circumcised?
>>705739525
>I know about this thing called lotion
So your trying to substitute part of the natural function of your foreskin artificially. Most don't.
Like its fine and all that you'll putting effort to try to keep your dick healthy, but the fact is you still got fucked over.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>705732308
Big difference between dick skin and a tumor fuckwad
>>705730375
Because it was forced on me when I couldn't resist or comprehend it. Because my my own parents had it done to me. the two people who's only job was to protect me from the world were the ones I needed protection from. They did something to my body that I would never do on my own. The made my dick numb and scarred and violated my human rights. And I am reminded of this every time I piss, shower and jerk off.
>>705736685
Not only can you make yourself last longer by edging but at least you'll be able to have a decent orgasm every time!
>>705736782
This
/thread
>>705740174
Dude, just get over it. You're overthinking this way to much. My friend had to get circumcised later in life, and he says he can't even tell the fucking difference.
Just relax
>>705735410
What makes it more gross than just touching your dick?
>>705735994
Uncut fag here, if you let your dick get dry it gets rough, if it's not dry it looks "shiny" though
>>705740540
When man jerk off they aren't fucking treating their dick like a flower. They watch porn jerk it and move on.
That shit is borderline gay, you should never be caressing your dick like that
>>705740525
Unless his was very conservative (which is more likely later in life) he probably noticed a difference. Like the fact he can't glide his dick from base to tip anymore. Without that glide, you're gonna need more lube and you're more likely to cause soreness and irritation for your partner.
>>705730375
Alright faggots let's settle this
http://www.strawpoll.me/11319607
>>705734935
I'm getting hard just imagining what that would feel like.
>>705740525
That's like telling a guy in a wheelchair that walking is overrated. I mean he can still get around with his wheelchair right? I'm allowed to be angry about this.
>>705740784
I'm cut and I can do that "glide" you're talking about.
>>705740795
obvious bias
>>705740784
Yeah. I got circumsised cus of phimosis at age 17. Before then it was pretty sensitive. Now I can literally smash the head of my dick into a wall and barely feel a thing. It's fucking awful.
>>705740679
It's not caressing you dipshit, and using your logic how does jerking your dick off not make you gay?Nice try
>>705740784
Im talking more about pleasure, as that is the biggest issue people bring up
>>705740881
Lol how?
>>705740888
FeelsBadMan At least lord kek gave you trips to make for it
>>705740679
Sounds like you don't enjoy too much.
>You don't slowly chew and enjoy food faggot, you chug it down as fast as possible and move on.
Honestly, that slow stretch of the foreskin is amazing, the best orgasms come from deliberate foreskin foreplay.
>>705740947
more people are cut they've been brainwashed
>Infant circumcision
If a guy wants to get cut, go the fuck for it.
>>705736685
>caring about the pleasure of the women above your own
>>705734935
Fucking thissss
>jerking off
>about to cum
>press foreskin together so your cum stays in your pocket of foreskin
>safely squeeze it out into toilet paper/jizz rag
checkmate gaytheists
You can use the foreskin gunk as lube or toothpaste
>>705740888
Phimosis though, probably one of the few legit reasons to be circumcised
Cutfag here, i literally feel nothing at all except for when i rub the tip of my dick (which looks like a tan coloured raisin), fuck the kikes.
>>705730375
Because it's fucking retarded like most of the stuff Americans do.
>>705740154
actually no difference at all.
>>705741595
other than the fact Tumors are uncontrolled cell growth
>>705741595
so go ahead and get your eyelids removed too
>>705741650
>uncontrolled
assuming that they are "uncontrolled", your foreskin is uncontrolled too, and you remove it.
>>705732308
>comparing a natural part of the body that forms on every single male in the world and most mammals to cancerous growths
and this is cutfag logic
>>705742360
but a tumor is also natural, you hair is also natural yet you cut it.
your nails too, don't you cut your nails anon?
literally 0 reason having a foreskin.
>>705732476
if you have ever been to any dick rating thread, you would know that /b/ agrees with every single other fucking country in the world (apart from Israel and the USA for some fucking reason) in that male Circumcision is not a good thing, just like female circumcision isn't
>>705730375
We don't hate it, we are just aware that it is totally Unnecessary...!
>>705741712
just fucking flay yourself you absolute madman
>>705734935
Im uncut but whenever I touch my glans it hurts, I would never do that. Am I ok?
>>705741719
>your foreskin is uncontrolled too
>pic related
It has the potential to be uncontrolled but then it would be considered tumorous
>>705742751
I can comfortably do what he did in the gif, make of that what you will
>>705742455
a tumor can be caused by genetic mutation, or radiation, and therefore does not occur naturally in the body. Nails would break in the natural world so cutting them just keeps them neater. Hair would get in the way, if we let if grow too long. And both Nails and Hair naturally regrown quickly.
The foreskn is a natraly peice of skin on the end of the penis, which aids in sex, by keeping the semen inside of the vagina, providing lubrication to the head of the penis, and keeping the head of the oenis sommth. It also aids stimulation. The reason that Isralis cut it of, is some bullshit that was written over 2000 years ago. The reason the US cuts it off, is that Dr. Kellogg, believed masturbation was a sin, and that cutting off the foreskin would stop boys maturbating. HE also belived that putting acid on the clitorus was a good think. From there, lots of american "scientists" made studies such as cutting off the foreskin would cure blindness, so the trend continues
TL;DR
ur a fucking retard
>>705742870
Don't forget his bi-daily enemas
>>705742455
But it isn't. Your cells suicide themselves to prevent turning cancerous if they are at risk of mutation. It could be happening to you right now. Unfortunately, it's not 100% full proof.
>>705740679
>only faggots chew steak slowly, a real man eats a steak in 5 seconds
off urself
/thread
>>705730375
Because it's mutilation of the penis, typically without the consent of the person whose penis is being mutilated.
>>705742455
There're literally no negative consequences to having foreskin. The practice of circumcision was started in the states to stop little boys from masturbating by reducing sensitivity. Is that not barbaric to you?
>>705736685
>when you try to pleasure a woman by sticking dick in hole
Making love is a art. Use your mouth and hands more. I'll give you a tip, if you use your dick to give her a orgasm, she hasn't had a orgasm
>>705730375
jews
>>705743005
>mutilation
>consent
fuck off sjw
>>705743209
>I'll give you a tip, if you use your dick to give her a orgasm, she hasn't had a orgasm
Incorrect
>>705733591
>i just love being mutilated and cuckd'
ლ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ლ)
>>705743279
There is a thing called faking a orgasm. IDK if you have heard about it, but women use it alot
>>705742835
Well yeah but it hurts when I touch my glans so I never touch it when I fap and im afraid if it will still hurt if I ever lose my virginity
>>705743067
lol
>>705743277
There is a difference for trying to stop children from being litraly mutilated for life without there consent by amiture doctors, and being a cunt. I mean a sjw
I like being circumcised because i don't have to worry about cleaning it, hear in america it's considered the norm, i last longer masturbating and in bed, 7'' and i have never once wanted to be uncircumcised. If you are so insecure about you uncut dick that you have to make threads making fun of cut people then that proves something right there, i have never once seen a thread against people being uncut.
>>705743422
And this changes the fact that you're wrong how exactly?
It's like cutting off your eyelid.
You'll live fine without it. But you will be diminished.
>>705743279
Sort of. A woman can orgasm through vaginal sex, but comparatively, there are far fewer nerve endings inside the vagina than upon the entrance or the clitoris, thousands actually. This is why your lips and fingertips are more sensitive to touch then many other parts of your body, same principal. Many women need another type of stimulation rather than simply shoving your dick in there. Simply exiting and reentering is a huge improvement than pumping it as fast as you can to satisfy your own needs.
>>705743606
What im am trying to say that all the women that you have ever plesured have had fake orgasams, but you cant tell the diffrence, because you are a sensitive retard
>>705743599
>I like being circumcised so other children should also be circumcised without consent
>>705740895
jerking your own dick does make you gay
>>705743512
>mutilated
>consent
still sjw
>>705743277
>the bad man said a word that offended me
Sounds like you're the SJW here.
>>705743857
>offended
nice projection
>>705743760
Still wrong, still avoiding it.
>>705743755
>A woman can orgasm through vaginal sex
You started your discussion by making my point for me.
>>705741252
>You can use the foreskin gunk as toothpaste
>>705743599
You don't have to worry about cleaning a normal dick, if you have a shower like twice a week minimum. It was the norm in america, but in about 5 years it won't be, and the only other place it's the norm is israil. It doesn't matter how long you can masturbate for, and besides, how do you know if you have allways been cut, never natural. The reason people make fun of circumcised dick, is circumcision is a medical mistake, and it's easy to make fun off, as people that advocated it are always cut, and usually are jewins reward, or the american health industry
>>705743469
It's true. Phimosis is not something I would wish upon anyone. However, the skin is very elastic, through daily stretching routines, it will become but a bad memory. It's not as though people are hiding flaps of skin somewhere in preparation to becoming overweight.
>>705743918
I'm not offended by some cutfag trying to justify his numbed cock by crying about the use of the words consent and mutilation.
>>705744054
>when your argument is "ur wrong"
there is no point arguing with someone who can't even count to 10.
>>705741252
>You can use the foreskin gunk as toothpaste
This
>>705743809
in both cases it is true. Look im all about hunting, killing, and generally being a fucking asshole, but cucking newborns who can't ever say no, i don't agree with.
>>705730375
faggots without foreskins are jealous of their faggot buddies with foreskins, end of story
>>705744160
There is no argument, that happened decades ago you just haven't caught up yet.
>Waits for next claim about womens hysteria
>>705744054
Not exactly, but I want exactly arguing against your point either. I had presumed you were uneducated in the subject by attempting to disprove someone with one word, unrelative to the subject at hand. You did not see this, perhaps you are merely uneducated.
>>705743469
Even if the only solution was to cut off the foreskin, this wouldn't be an argument for circumcision
>>705744243
spooked
>>705744295
You expected me to summon a legitimate rebuttal to >>705743209
>mfw
Love my foreskin
>>705744295
Wasn't* I preferred making actual mistakes on the keyboard than having my phone make them for me. *shrugs*
>>705744274
what are you even talking about. are you now saying that the vaginal orgasam does not exist? cuz a lot of people agree with that. I can't follow your train of logic. It's hard to win a argument against a retard, but you are made of different special stuff
>>705744399
You're confusing yourself anon but it's ok, science has in fact shown Women can orgasm vaginally, rest easy.
>>705744378
I guess I was fooled into thinking your opinion actually means something. I suppose that means you don't think highly of your own opinions either. Guess I'm done here, take care.
>>705744378
>mfw when someone uses this excuse
>>705744474
can, however your 5 inches of love in most cases won't cut it, that what i was saying
>>705743001
When you /thread yourself your argument automatically becomes invalid. Also kys
>>705744598
And now it becomes clear to me, your post was merely a thrust at anon and not the general claim it appeared to be.
In either case, you're still wrong, a womans ability to orgasm vaginally has more to do with her size and distance from vaginal opening to clitoris than the size of the dick/dildo penetrating her.
>>705743001
>/thread-ing yourself
>mfw
>>705736685
Cut your dick off completely, you'll be able to go all night!
>>705744843
i know. What i was saying, is that if you use your tongue, do some foreplay, kissing, using your hands she will orgasam most times. If you stick ur 5 inches of steely man meat directly in to her vagina, she probably will not.
>>705730375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k
>>705730375
because unless medical, it's just mutilation
>>705745171
Yeah, fairymuff
>>705730375
only Americans and other third world countries mutilate their children
>>705740795
Are you voting on your state or your preference. I assumed state which is why I voted cut, but I prefer uncut cocks.
>>705730375
/b/ is full of subhuman Europeans.
>>705741357
Study in iceland showed its very rare. About 1 in 16,666 men will need a circumcision to fix it. Most men (95% according to study) who have phimosis can fix with steroid cream and stretches.
>>705741357
sure, but if the baby doesnt have phimosis or some other medical reason it is just mutilation. Also phimosis is extremely rare
ITT: Americans desperately trying to find reasons for their mutilation as a child
>>705745478
Whatever you want bb. Although, I meant preference. Doesn't really matter apparently, /b/ hates the Jewish practice of genital mutilation.
>>705730375
unnatural, unnecessary
>>705745898
/thread
>>705745983
Nothing about human civilization is natural. Sell everything you own and go live in the fucking sticks if you wanna be natural dumbass
>>705745898
>>705745983
this so much
>/thread
>>705730375
>Why does /b/ hates mutilation so much?
Gee I wonder why.
Enjoy using lube and less pleasure during sex.
A friend of mine that had to do it for medical reasons regrets it so fucking much.
Because it is filled with insecure betas who are obsessed with other men's penises
>>705746122
you must be an american right?
you should change your exemple with this: circumcision is unnatura and unnecessary as cutting your earlobe
because most of the faggots on here genuinely (re: fucking dipshits) believe it somehow makes a difference.
>faggots
>>705746122
retarded/10 please tell me it's a bait
>>705746215
>making up a friend
>making up a friend's dick
youre a faggot, and I hope your parents know that they raised a faggot
The only problem with this is that girls prefer cut dicks, which is weird I think, but I somehow get it that a cut penis looks better, still, it bothers me nonetheless...
>>705746420
15 y/o's aren't allowed on /b/, please get out
>>705746511
U are right anon, an this is why manlets on /b/ feel self conscious about their uncut dicks
>>705730375
circumcision should exist only for medical reason (phimosis for example), the same way the appendix must be removed when becomes inflamed and painful.
if you dont agree, there is nothing to do with your stupidity
>>705745898
>>705745983
>>705746667
10/10
>/thread
>>705746593
wow. u got me m8
>being this much of a faggot
seriously though you should tell your parents that they raised a faggot
>>705746511
Maybe if you live in a third world country, and even then only in america/ israel
>>705746867
Sorry man, eurofag here
I think they just prefer cut penises, but as I said, I do think that it is not fair / the way it is supposed to be
>>705746667
this
also off by one
>>705734935
I got circumsized and can still do that. I didnt get fully circumsized tho. They just removed some sk i am now able to actually pull the skin back
The only people that complain about circumcision are betas that have time to sit around on their fat asses and come up with reasons why they're not getting pussy. In other words, they're just insecure.
I'm cut, and i can tell you that girls hate men that aren't cut. Their dicks look fucking stupid, and they typically have poor hygiene. Even if they don't, girls are still skeptical of that shit.
>>705730375
Because they love phimosis
>>705746998
So*
Cut fag here :)
There is very little difference in sensitivity of the penis. The most sensual part of the penis is the frenulum, which is not damaged by circumcision.
The appearance is the only thing that differs and the thing is girls like cut penises more...
However performing a circumcision out of religious reason is a very stupid idea and should be stopped !!
>>705747155
wow, Americans are so easy to spot
>>705747155
This!
Some penises with very long foreskin look really ugly
>>705738412
Blah, blah, blah I'm cut and it works just fine. The only real issue is the cutting without consent. Everything else is uncut fags being bitches
>>705747347
I'm sorry you're uncut. It's like being part of a club that women prefer, and you're not in it. More pussy for me.
>>705747502
I'm honestly glad in first world countries like America you get cut first thing. Women prefer it, it looks better, it's cleaner, so why the fuck not?
>>705747565
yeah right, no one who actually gets pussy says something stupid like that. "more pussy for me" is what 16 year old neckbeards tell their friends in high school while playing dnd
>>705730375
You're considered as gay/massive faggot if you don't get circumcised here in my country lol
>>705746122
this
>>705747659
>America
>first world country
>>705743441
For years I couldn't pull the skin back on my dick cause my glans just felt nothing but pain.
Still can't really touch the head of my dick with much of anything and sex hurt for a while but then my dick went numb, didn't go for soft for a bit after the numbness started. Needless to say I've stopped trying to get laid.
>>705747800
nice samefag
>>705747325
>There is very little difference in sensitivity of the penis
The inner surface of the foreskin has amongst the highest density of touch receptors in the body, higher than the glans which would make you wrong.
>The most sensual part of the penis is the frenulum, which is not damaged by circumcision.
If that is true for you, congrats, it's untrue for plenty of others, making you once again, wrong.
>>705747756
>Imblying the US, the most cut western nation, doesn't have one of the most thriving gay communities in the world
>>705747715
everybody look at this faggot
>tfw jewish gf pressured me in to circumcision taking away so much skin that I can't jack off anymore and it just feels so numb when having sex
>>705747756
>not taking away part of the penis
>considered gay
>>705747932
bait.jpg
things that never happened.jpg
>>705747929
everyone is looking at you mate, now go play in the traffic
>>705747872
yeah no, good try though, dumbass
>trying to feel like a man by saying he's wrong
>being this insecure about your diseased cheese dick
it must be hard for you. im so sorry
>>705747932
nobody believes you, you fucking dipshit
see >>705747987
>mate
youropiniondoesntmatter.jpeg
lol enjoy being a faggot
>>705748021
see
>>705735346
I could get circumcised any time I want, I have the choice but why would I?
you were all mutilated by your jewed out shitty paretns why havent you killed them yet for preventing you from ever feeling what a cock should feel like?
>>705730375
the haters are all jelly Yuropoors who's parents couldn't afford to get them cut when they were babbies and now girls refuse to suck their ugly, smelly yuropeens and it makes them mad.
>>705748123
because getting your dick cut when you're older and can register and remember the pain is a lot different than getting your dick cut when you're a newborn
>being this fucking stupid
>asking fucking retarded questions with easy answers
>this is why the human race is fucking retarded
>>705748130
>being this delusional
Why are Europeans so goddamn disgusting?
You have uncircumcised cheese dicks. Even your buck toothed, odd-head-shaped women are aching for American cock at all times.
Motherfuckers always have the most fucked up, yellow ass teeth.
Face it, your parents were too poor to get you circumcised. They were too poor to get you braces. They were too poor to get you a tooth brush. Do any of you motherfuckers have jobs up in that bitch?
I guess I'd be mad that my country is a refugee cuckland, too, but you poor fucks argue over circumcised dicks. Are you really that gay / insecure?
Smh
>>705748568
This is what Americans actually believe
>>705748311
Unless you need it, why would you ever opt to get a circumcised penis? Circumcised are literally poorer functioning penises.
You can always tell the euros are up by all the dick pictures and dick discussion all over the place.
>>705748736
wrong
>>705748568
>doesn't realize 75% of men have foreskins
>doesn't realize nearly 50% of american boys aren't circumcised
>doesn't realize an uncut penis is a superior functioning penis
>doesn't realize he didn't get cheated out of one of the best parts of his penis
>2016
>>705748311
Getting cut as an adult is done under general, how do you propose to feel this?
>>705748129
yeah, but what good does it do you when no one will have sex with you? So there's a "bigger pleasure area." You'll need it when you fap, forever alone.
>>705731634
>Degenerate Jews have forced there barbaric tradition on the world
America and Israel are the only countries where the evil Juden have made circumcision practically mandatory. Muslims did the rest, and it was a tradition among Sub-Saharan African tribesmen long before any contact with Muslims or Jews.
So apart from Muslim countries, some Sub-Saharan countries, Israel and America, it's a gross tradition that as seen as such everywhere in the world that isn't filled with Muslims, Jews, Bantus or Americans.
>>705748830
Why do you research dicks in your free time?
Quit being so insecure, /b/ro. Women like circumcised men better, and no matter how much research you do on dicks is going to change that.
Maybe you're not getting any chicks because you sit around looking at dick pictures and statistics all day? Wtf are you doing with your life?
>>705748925
>being this scared of women
>not realizing women get more pleasure from uncut cocks
>still posting in this thread
>>705748736
>poorer functioning penises
you sound like trump when he says shit that has absolutely no foundation, and is borderline retarded. what in the absolute fuck can you possibly mean by "poorer functioning penis?" it doesn't pee as straight? it can't drive as well? "poorer functioning penis" is the most retarded thing ive ever heard. but i guess good for you?
>>705743469
>>705744144
I am 2 weeks into my circumcision because of phimosis! Fuck! My foreskin cracked doing sex and took 1-3 weeks to heal.
While waiting for the doctor to call me in for circumcision, I developed Lichen Sclerosus, which is even fucking worse!
>>705748843
didn't realize that it heals immediately and with absolutely no pain
>no wait it doesnt
>>705748976
/thread
>>705748987
Women won't be with men that aren't circumcised. Your point is invalid.
>>705748961
>Muslims did the rest, and it was a tradition among Sub-Saharan African tribesmen long before any contact with Muslims or Jews.
Not infant circumcision, that's courtesy of the Jews
>>705749132
fact
bloke in this thread right from the start here.
>>705746842
>>705747155
>>705747929
>>705748130
>>705748568
>>705748753
(just selected a random few)
Literally one American who is trying so hard to convince us why his child abuse is ok, You're like all those people who bought the ps4 when it first came out with nothing on it and then desperately tried to defend their purchase to not look stupid
>>705749078
Heh, you're afraid of a little after surgery pain? life must be difficult
>>705748976
>Why do you research dicks in your free time?
It comes with being bi and into biology
>Quit being so insecure, /b/ro. Women like circumcised men better, and no matter how much research you do on dicks is going to change that.
Only true in countries with majority circumcised men, though the vast of majority of women in those counties state they have no preference
>Maybe you're not getting any chicks because you sit around looking at dick pictures and statistics all day? Wtf are you doing with your life?
Working on my degree in biochemical engineering. I like pussy and cocks, and I get enough of both honestly.
Aaaaaah circumcision, done all throught the third world... and the USA.
This says it all
>>705749002
It's main function is as a sensory organ designed to deliver semen, so in that sense he is correct.
>>705749230
well since income inequality is so terrible in the states it really is like living in a third world country for most
>>705749002
>Getting this angry over facts
Without that foreskin glide, you'll need more lube, you and your partner will feel less pleasure, and your more likely to cause your partner irritation and pain
>>705749176
/thread
>>705749370
he's an american, dismissing science and evidence is part of his culture
>>705749096
Thanks, man. I honestly just don't understand how these Eurofags can be so insecure, and won't do anything to change it.
They could be brushing their teeth right now.
Instead, they look at dick pictures.
They could be scheduling an appointment to get braces.
Instead, they're looking up dick statistics.
They could at least try to better themselves in some way, but they get on /b/ every morning, and it's obvious when they're on, because dick pictures run rampant.
It's obvious that they can't even convince themselves that their cheese dicks are flawed, and women not only find them to be disgusting, but fucking silly.
Can you blame women for thinking these uncircumcised Brits have nasty ass cheese dick that stinks? Look at how they treat the rest of their body.
>>705743599
Dubs confirm
>>705749445
Anyone think his hands are trembling right now from being so angry?
I kinda feel bad now, all ganging up on this one American kid... Its kinda sad, cause he's the victim here, but can't bring himself to recognize that.
>>705749176
You mean the best-selling game console? Dude, women don't like uncircumcised men. I'm sorry dude, but bitching isn't going to change this.
>>705749155
>Not infant circumcision, that's courtesy of the Jews
The Jews started it, but the Muslims spread it everywhere. The vast majority of circumcised people in the world today are Muslims.
The rest who typically get circumcised as infants are Americans and various Jews. Sub-Saharan African tribe people like the Xhosa and Zulu traditionally did it during adolescence as a coming of age ritual.
Which in a funny sort of way is actually less barbaric.
>mfw Zulus are less barbaric than Americans.
>>705743599
your defense if literally that you can be less hygienic with a cut penis than with an uncut. Wow
Also,
> i have never once seen a thread against people being uncut.
Are you fucking kidding me, you Americans are constantly making threads about it
>>705749628
Muslims generally don't get done as infants but as Children anon which is a much better way of doing it as the foreskin to glans fusing has generally separated.
>>705749370
Why the fuck would you need "more lube?" If you have a normal dick, chicks will be plenty wet enough. I guess you could need more if they saw a dirty, uncut, cheesedick and got massively turned off, though.
>>705749627
can you explain to me why it was bestselling? just having sold a lot doesnt mean it was good, it wasn't, it was the worst console ever but people just bought it because marketing.
>>705749627
That makes no fucking sense
Im all for not doing it, except literally every person i know who didnt do it as a baby grew up to need it at about 9-11. Id rather not remember something like that.
>>705730375
Genital mutilation on babies, no matter what gender they have is a cruel thing to do.
The only time a circumcision is okay is when it is performed on someone who can consent to the procedure.
>>705749771
Type vaginal dryness and intercourse irritation into google if you actually want an answer to your question
>>705731417
It doesn't go numb if you do it when you are younger. Tho, the tip won't feel very sensitive if exposed, but still feels good inside. Also you don't need to clean it inside.
>>705749872
or for medical reasons
>>705749207
>attacking a point to get off the original topic
lolok
>>705749762
>Muslims generally don't get done as infants but as Children
Really? I didn't know that. I assumed they did it to babies, just like the Jews.
No wonder they're so pissed off. They can probably actually remember some disgusting savage slicing their dicks.
>>705749772
I'm not a market analyst, but it's also the highest rated console on the market, in addition to bein the most purchased. This is despite being the most expensive console, as well. The only people that complain about it are those that can't afford one.
Let me guess, you're British?
Can't afford a tooth brush.
Can't afford braces.
Can't afford dental care.
Can afford a circumcision.
And can't even afford a ps4.
Wtf is wrong with you people? Do you have jobs over there, or are those refugees taking those, along with your women?
>>705749772
Oh dear fucking god this is gonna become about console wars now
>>705750027
Not a Brit, far from it actually, just have a half a brain and more money to spend on something that's actually decent
>>705749852
The docs in your country are retarded. Rates of actually requiring circumcision are about 1 in 16,000, but only if the doctors actually understand how the penis works (so not america).
>>705749894
I've never had a problem getting a girl wet enough for intercourse. This must be an uncut persons problem.
>>705747659
Only women from countries where circumcision is the norm prefer it. If you're a cutfag and you don't wanna feel bad about your body, of course you'd think it looks better. The only difference in cleanliness literally comes down to whether or not you know how soap and water works.
>>705749955
>Argues that circumcision done under general somehow leaves pain memory moreso than circumcision done awake
>Thinks the original topic wasn't done and dusted when he made himself look like a tard
>>705750040
Dicks and vidya: Two of /b/'s greatest obsessions
>>705749289
well no, it doesnt change the ability to deliever semen
but okay
>>705750145
I mean i was with them at the time and they were going through extreme pain in their penors.
>>705750150
>This must be an uncut persons problem.
It's a womans problem but I guess you'd have to talk to some to ever hear about it
>>705750150
Or being older than 18. Or not being a virgin.
You can't have trouble getting girls wet enough if you've never been with one before.
>>705748987
>women get more pleasure from uncut cocks
nope
>>705750208
If it delays the time taken to deliver semen then by default it's less effective at it.
>>705749439
>being this retarded
stay mad bro
>youre more concerned with my country than i am with yours
>feels so good
>>705744171
Why did you immortalised me?
Now I can't kill myself
>>705749370
>you'll need more lube
>he fuck dried up old hags
>>705750400
>>he fuck dried up old hags
That happens as you leave adolescence
>>705749611
lol more like he's smiling because of how mad you are. stay retarded, friend
>>705750261
The most common cause for pain in young boys when it comes to their penis is forced retraction. Basically, mom/dad/doc/nurse thinks they are supposed to pull back the foreskin to clean it, causing tears and scar tissue to form. This can then manifest as more severe issue later on.
The only common pain boys have normally is during the brief separation period (1-2 weeks usually) when the glans and the foreskin are separating. It can balloon up or become red and sore for a while, but as soon as the process is done everything is fine.
>>705750170
>Only women from countries where circumcision is the norm prefer it.
Nope.
>>705750473
only if you're ugly
Well, I'm going to go ahead and peace out of here. Look, guys, there's no point in being insecure about being uncut. Brits are the only ones that complain about this silly shit, and it's literally an everyday occurrence. Us circumcised folks don't feel the need to do this, so I'm assuming it's because we're normal, and you're insecure.
That's all fine though, and I'm not insulting you guys, but complaining on /b/ every single day isn't going to change anything. You're not goon g to convince anyone that being uncut is better. You can't convince yourself that being uncut is better. You're certainly not going to convince women that being uncut is better.
Drop it, and move on, because women don't find insecurity attractive. Take care of yourself, brush those teeth, go to the dentist, lift some weights, get some new clothes. Do whatever makes you more secure and it'll help you out.
Still, at the end of the day, cut is always going to be preferred by women. If you're truly that insecure, have surgery.
Take care, and good luck, bros. build up that confidence.
>>705730375
Because they do. They all might think they have legitimate reasons, but none of them have merit, and none of them will ever be proven correct.
A dick is a dick. It works the same whether it has a piece of skin over the head or not. In fact the only real difference is that lacking a foreskin is more convenient in terms of cleanliness and foreskin-risking situation.
>>705750500
>informative
Thank you for your knowledge of cock anon.
I was circumcised as a baby but my sons wont be.
>>705750504
The fact that mothers across the world, including the USA are getting less and less sons circumcised(Religious circ aside) would disagree with you
>>705748961
So half the world? Kek
>>705732476
>>705750643
No it doesn't, learn to to logic.
>>705750583
>In fact the only real difference is that lacking a foreskin is more convenient
>only real difference
>>705750643
>Millenials
>>705750745
>he self-molests
Born with a nice dick, why would I change it. Honestly its pretty beta to get circumsized.
>>705750757
>Has been on the decline for decades
>>705750618
If I know about one thing... Its cocks.
Good on ya.
>>705750779
>>705739463
So tempted to white knight.
That's someone dick man xD
>>705750745
The only situation that would happen with would be if a guy didn't know how to take care of his dick, in which case a foreskin would also be ruined in that situation.
And even if that's not true, this doesn't have any relevance to whether cut or uncut is better, because the question itself is inherently stupid.
>>705750583
Except the foreskin does have a lot of useful function, and it overall make the penis function better.
>>705750832
W..wanna fuck?
>>705750892
>if I say it enough times it's true
>>705735994
fuug D:
>>705750885
>in which case a foreskin would also be ruined in that situation.
Nope, it's naturally self protecting, just like the labia
>>705750903
You and I are worlds apart my friend
>>705749132
Thats funny t. slut from an actual first world country where circumcision is banned
I know you find it unfathomable but circumcised "dicks" actually disgust me. Disgust. I literally tell every pathetic amerilard to stop messaging me the second they shove their dry, ruined weewee in my face
I wouldnt kiss a man with no lips so why would I touch a circumcised dick?
>>705730375
/b/ doesn't hate circumcision. anon has the right to let the jews tell him how his dick should be, /b/ just doesn't want to be cucked by the jews
>>705750999
Nice trips of truth...
>>705750942
>Incoming flat earth theory
>>705750885
>a guy didn't know how to take care of his dick
are you telling me you removed a self lubricating organ and then have to lubricate it yourself ?
Yeah, cut master race all right...
>>705751017
>femanon slut
The post was talking about women.
>>705749210
Relax anon. Why are uncut guys so much more insecure about this topic while cut guys don't even know that this is a supposed hot button issue/debate? I only see guys with shmegma collectors get butt hurt and upset over this, it's hilarious. Cut guys are getting their dick sucked while you're at home getting bent out of shape googling how to get rid of the rotten cheese smell your dick is emitting (there's no cure) while also vigorously researching testimonials on women who "like intact penises better" so you can feel better and tell yourself it will be OK.
>>705751017
This
I'll never understand anyone preferring the look of a dry, cracked, scarred, discolored cock. The glide of the foreskin is what makes a cock a cock, without it, I prefer dildos.
>>705749771
>implying a cut dick is normal
nigger it isn't even statistically normal, let alone naturally normal, nor does it occur naturally. and foreskin provides lube, so even if you were some kind of filthy degenerate, as I imagine you are, you still would not need lube
>>705741190
Fucking this, has saved almost everywhere my gf and I go at it clean up time. Cumstains be mighty tenacious
>>705751170
Ever thought about going into event management? That level of projection is enough to get you paid.
>>705751170
Half of this thread is cutfags trying to defend their mangled cocks.
Honestly if the uncut master race wanted to, they could get cut. Nothing on this planet is gonna undo the fact your dick is scarred and mangled.
Sorry bro, you have my sympathy.
>>705751187
Cut gives alot more pleasure in my experience. When a guy has foreskin the ridges of the penis aren't noticeable and it just feels like he's fucking a sleeve and not my vagina.
>>705751187
>>705751017
>ITT fat men pretending to be women
Everyone knows women dont actually give a fuck about cut vs uncut. Only insecure faggots do. (Unless you have a really botched up cock)
