Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
Time to sleep
>>705712541
>Communism
>leader
Nice try, state capitalist.
still here
and
>>705712541
i dont know it seems like it wouldnt make you money though
>>705712821 (if it's the same Tomo)
Come on man, don't throw the baby out with the bath water. It's not like I post any yiff or fur shit anyway. I don't even talk about it unless someone else brings it up.
Cirno claim!
Submitted more Discrete Maths homework with < 4 mins before deadline!
HELLZ YEAH!!!
>I... really gotta kick it up a notch... It's not cool unless the clock changes just as the file completes upload...
Nah, but really... this is tense... I gotta do this sooner... dammit.
>>705712541
Where's FoxGun for this?
>>705712617
Ah, probably was really busy with car stuff those few days. People and their crazy conspiracy theories.
>Best fox claimu
hello waifu. im taking an extended break form waifu in light of these past events. I dont know how long or if its indefinite, but I think its in my best interests. so goodbye
>first pic I ever posted
Extremely sleepy
>No life
>Juvia claimed
>goodnight
>>705712992
True, this is why I still reply to you. If you were to claim the bunny cop I would probably attack you and then ignore you after getting you all riled up.
Or just ignore you from the beginning. Please just keep it in your furry threads.
>>705713184
What, why?
What happened?
Was it on here, or in real life?
>>705713076
yeah people are silly sometimes.
>>705713184
see ya. good luck.
>>705713121
>>705713076
You're still a tsun!
Have you seen my kouhai around here recently?
>>705713019
Is discrete math done in an allyway with a trench coat and a hat?
>>705712974
yes it would
if you are in a good state of mind you will be more attractive this will result in more customers
>>705713076
kek he is probably somewhere crying muh capitalism
his time is over
>>705713283
goodnight man
was fun talking to ya
>>705713341
It all started in the discord, with me specifically
>>705713402
Hiya Tomo, how are you?
>>705713794
>pomf
>>705713794
Pretty good. Got some more corrupted mods today with my friend. And just chilled most of the day.
You?
>>705713870
>Erica
>>705713291
I don't get riled up anymore. Obviously I hear enough shit from people so I eventually learned to just ignore it and enjoy what I like. At the same time I see no point in sharing it in areas where it isn't wanted, because that's a complete waste of time. After enough time of not getting replies I would most likely just leave on my own.
Also it's nice to have ya back on tonight.
>midbeef108 if anyone wants to add me on steam
>>705713341
i made some bad mistakes very bad its my fault you can add me on steam if you want to stay on contact midbeef108
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>705711512
Makoto.
>>705713453
i dont think that works that way. werent you shooting for a crowd that has no self confidence already
>>705713385
So, what are you up to?
>>705713411
I am not!
>Who?
>>705713453
RIP JewGun.
>>705714010
Doing well?
>>705713958
I'm here most days because I have no fucking life.
![Akitsushima [42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PWg2Wdm.jpg "Akitsushima [42].jpg")
>>705713381
>>705713870
No pomf
>>705713920
Got some stuff done in Destiny, I was just playing a raid with You Know and a Mami
We stopped because it's getting too late
and we probably couldn't kill the last boss anyway
Gazing at the beautiful night sky is such a nice way to pass time.
>>705714089
well, my brother just let me have a hit off the joint he brought home, and before that I was drinking, so I'm feeling pretty fucking fantastic right now. not up to much though. how about you?
>>705714089
>that klk
So cute!
You know, akiko? He's my kouhai
>>705713968
>midbeef108
That name doesn't show up when I search it
>>705714118
You just described everyone here.
Though if you're looking for something to do I'd recommend the gym. Keeps ya healthy and feels great afterwards.
>>705714200
How do I sleep?
>>705714238
Right on. I played Destiny back when it first came out and got to the "end game" raid shit and it was fun if not repetitive. I would start playing it again but the season pass I got with it is totally out of date. I think I would be 2 DLCs behind.
>>705714507
Costs money, which I have barely any of. And that goes to gas and alcohol. Because while I don't have a life, I do occasionally drink with friends. Not at a bar, but at our respective homes. And if you can barely call that a life.
>>705714609
Massage your prostate until orgasm.
Sleep will come naturally.
>>705713794
What happened..?
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>705714089
I guess. Still waking up.
What about you?
>>705714036
stop remembering everything i say
im just making stuff up as we go
i mean
i got a very delicate business plan trust me
>>705714089
sad to see he isnt posting as much anymore
>>705714651
Life is whatever keeps you happy and moving forward. A lot of the standard ideals of a good life are bullshit.
![Akitsushima [29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iajbzKt.jpg "Akitsushima [29].jpg")
>>705714609
You dont
>>705714945
I feel the same way to be honest.
But a lot of people won't agree that online gaming and shitposting on 4chan is a "life"
>>705714389
http://store.steampowered.com/
>>705714263
Eh, sitting here listening to synthwave (I'm not listening to eurobeat, what the fuck is going on?) and just letting my mood take a nosedive in general. But hey, at least I got frozen corndogs.
>>705714324
Ohhh, Akikikikokokoko. No clue, I haven't seen him for quite a while now.
>>705714813
See above. Just the usual.
>>705714855
German Cutie.
>>705714897
Is what it is, you know?
Claimu
>>705712665
Nice pic, OP. it could use more Nui though.
>>705715085
But I will have to sleep eventually.
>>705715140
Oh yeah, you better go do that 8 hour job every day and hate not only it, but your coworkers and your own life, get two kids to waste a million dollars on, and then die doing nothing of note. Everyone else is so you should also conform.
I say this as I go to college and work 39 hours each week at a hospital, though, so what do I know. I just wanna have fun and not worry about much else.
>Inb4 edge/cringe
>>705714651
Yeah, if you do want to get back into it waiting a year for the second game would probably be best, but it is fun
>Too bad i got the same gold rarity gun four times today
>>705714717
TL:DR, I called Esdeath a child and he responded like so
>>705715548
or chaos179
>>705715550
frozen corn dogs are amazing.
>>705714897
oh so you dont have plans and will just get rid of me when you see it isnt worth it?
>>705715657
Eh, I've already done the 9 - 5, not the kids part tho. And I'm about to start school again. Going for the sweet NSA degree. Cause why the fuck not.
>>705715681
Eh, honestly I don't want to pick it back up. I'm fine with just Warframe at the moment. I do mix it up a bit with Minecraft and Terraria tho.
>>705716122
Get the fuck outa my room, I'm playing Minecraft
im gonna get off thread now
goodnight /waifu/
>>705715550
no im tsunyun
but you are right mister philosopher
>>705716010
no
no dont think of me like that
im very loyal
DJ khaled wrote that stuff about ME
![Akitsushima [9].png](https://i.imgur.com/LLq2M5v.png "Akitsushima [9].png")
>>705715648
Kill yourself before that happens
>>705716122
We'll hey, that's something. You can make better money with that than not a degree at all.
I'm going for astronomy or astrophysics or something. I haven't decided on the specific field.
>>705715548
Yeah, I can't find it. It doesn't show up.
>>705715587
Hello Nui.
>>705715550
>Makoto is Ryuko
Mako x Makoto is now official :^)
>>705716540
Did you check under the image veiwer?
>>705716275
I'm on your bed, watch you blow up from creepers.
>>705716515
Seriously better than nothing. I was making decent money working in a Pharmacy, but holy shit retail drug dealing will make you hate retail more than regular retail. Fuck people.
>>705715846
That they are. I like the store brand more than the name brand ones though, for some reason.
>>705716320
Oh you cheeki cunt, I knew you were gunna do that. Anyways, night!
>>705716602
One more for the cruise liner I suppose.
>>705716540
>irfanview
Holy shit what a blast from the past. Isn't that the program that is dedicated to opening EVERY type of file?
>>705715721
THIS?
>>705716320
oh ok goodnight
>>705716832
Hello cutie
>>705716832
(((Shizuru)))
>>705716328
Can you give me some more motivation to do that?
>>705715550
I stumbled upon quite a few of these the other day. Saved each one of them, too.
>>705716540
chaos179
>>705716540
You're searching in the store, baka.
>>705715681
>TL:DR, I called Esdeath a child and he responded like so
Eh, I can't say I'm surprised. I don't think it's really a reason to leave, though. Doesn't he do shit like this every other week?
>>705716829
>Holy shit what a blast from the past
Is it really THAT old?
>Isn't that the program that is dedicated to opening EVERY type of file?
IDK, I just use it for images mostly. It has fullscreen mode and plays my gifs (although improperly if the frame timing wasn't set right)
>>705717186
>>705716843
This, then?
>>705717259
Yeah, I fixed that in the second image. I don't normally use steam.
>>705717300
Let's just say I remember using that on my old rig to edit WC3 skins, and my current rig is approaching on 5 years old.
>>705717300
chaos179 if you still wan it im going to bed after this goodnight
>>705716690
My first job was at a dry cleaners. It was because of that that I realized the dry cleaners is actually completely unnecessary. I organized several hundred pieces of clothing a day, half of which was thrown in a completely normal washing machine while the other half was made of some useless material and needed a special chemical to be cleaned with. Seriously, if you want a shirt like silk you can find much cheaper alternatives made of a polyester-cotton blend. Best part? You can wash it yourself in a normal machine.
On the plus side, I can sort my laundry faster than anyone I know and have a better idea of clothing materials and fashion.
>>705717577
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. It shows a profile called "Liquor Snurf"
Is that correct?
>>705716690
>Implying I'm that scrubby
I'll have you know, i'm a crack-shot with a bow and arrow
>>705717300
Well he got Das Boot from the discord, probably made him actually think about it
goodnight waifu
>>705717490
Warcraft III?
Well, shit... that's crazy... I only FOUND it like 3 or 4 years ago.
>>705717738
no it should have esdeath like this and be midbeef108 the og tag was chaos179 look for that
>>705716602
Hi, Ryuko anon! how's it going?
>>705717609
Just like I have a slightly better understanding of prescription drugs. It just comes with the work. I can also "guess" at what a drug is used for based on its name. Not 100% accurate but you learn shit working at a place. You just do.
>>705717796
I'm still in your bed.
>>705717851
Yes, Warcraft 3. It's a pretty powerful application, and it's freeware so I used it a lot. I'd use it again, but I have no need anymore.
>>705717041
Hi.
>>705717100
Hmm?
>>705717937
>I dont think this will last long tbh im haveing withdraws just until this discord thing blows over
>>705717152
They're pretty cute, not gunna lie.
>>705717834
Night.
>>705717937
Yeah, that's all that shows up, though, Liquor Snurf
Fuck it, just add ME
deathzilla7 -> G.S. Fordham
What's going on in this thread?
>>705718251
The same thing that happens every thread, Rory.
>Fucking nothing.
![Syndra [338].png](https://i.imgur.com/vsRc14z.png "Syndra [338].png")
>>705715550
Fair enohgh.
>>705716832
Good morning.
>>705717990
>I'd use it again, but I have no need anymore.
What do you use, now?
>>705717937
K, accepted
>>705718490
The proper thing to say is 'the usual'
![Akitsushima [172].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pkN2kC7.jpg "Akitsushima [172].jpg")
>>705717138
No.
>>705716832
oniichan oniichan oniichan
>>705718490
Then you wont mind if I just hang around.
>>705717990
The name part is pretty cool actually. I've always liked etymology, or whatever you would call that.
>>705718657
>just hang around.
Nope, feel free!
>>705718711
Cool beans
>>705718711
Oh hey, it's whoever you are again. Wassup.
>>705718543
>Foxy Syndra
Why do you do this to me.
>>705718657
Why would I mind that?
>>705718711
Hey Cirno, are you an old or new poster here in /waifu/?
>>705718251
Very little actually.
>>705718594
>GIF
Firefox, why not?
>JPG, PNG, other image formats
GIMP, why not?
>WebM, MKV, other video formats
MPC:CCCP
>>705718666
I do think that is what it is called. Basically you are looking at the suffixes. Nice Satanic Trips.
>>705718855
So I can just hang around?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmtbsFW0tCw
>>705718807
>it's whoever you are again
>whoever you are
Say what?
I'm here almost every day... usually several times a day.
How can you not know me, baka?!
>>705718969
Is this not the regular Rory claimer? Chef?
>>705718969
I feel a really shitty Rory pun coming, but yes.
>>705717990
And what do you think you're doing on my bed?
>>705718543
Good morning. How'd you sleep?
>>705718635
Hello Sachi. What's up?
>>705719161
Getting my scent all embedded into it and watching you dig for diamonds. Watch out for that lava, fam.
>>705719062
This is my first day lol
>>705718954
Fuck it, I'll toast myself.
>>705719258
ceiling and my tiredness
>>705719039
https://youtu.be/yE2ulYKK56U
>>705719099
Thats for me to know and for you to find out.
>>705719109
Why would I make puns? Thats just asinine.
>>705718954
>Firefox, why not?
Because Firefox is the absolute worst browser I have ever used.
Admittedly, after the Anniversary Update, they fucked up IE11, and Edge is still pretty crap, though.
>Gonna consider switching to Opera
>GIMP, why not?
I don't know why I'd really need to justify that one...
GIMP is terrible.
>MPC:CCCP
IDK what those are. I use Windows Media Player for WebMs.
What's MKV? Is that what some anime torrents are in? I think I might have like just a couple of those. I normally stream, and sometimes buy.
>>705719360
Ah, well, I've been claiming Cirno for over a year. I think my first time was in July 2015.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>705718855
Doing what to you?
>>705719258
Better than usual, did not wake up 15 times.
What about you?
>>705719381
Been playing Rewrite much?
Going to bed soon?
>>705719555
>>705719407
You cheeky little shit, don't you pull that with me! You ain't no Hank!
>>705719532
Making me want skins that'll never be.
>>705719264
Oh boy, Alice, Tats, Mugi, and now you?
I can't get a break
>>705719360
If you were rolling for trips I would have posted a lewd, but I don't think you were. Have a semi lewd.
>>705719407
I'm just going to guess "No. You are not."
>>705719501
Only because I haven't switched it to Chrome.
What do you have against GIMP?
Media Player Classic: Combined Community Codec Pack
MKV is Matroska Video file, a lot of my anime is MKV format.
>>705718123
Why must finding crossovers be difficult depending on which site you're trying to use?
>>705719708
Well aren't you popular?
>>705719532
Fairly good, though longer than i'd have liked...
>>705719535
Not much
Probably will be going to bed soon yeah
>>705718954
>GIMP, why not?
You're not actually serious are you?
>>705719810
I dunno, I seem to find plenty of crossovers. Maybe that's just my waifu though...
Back off, she's mine.
>>705719830
hnng
>>705719934
Not at all. Most of the time when I actually open an image file it is to modify it in some way anyway, so it saves me a step.
>>705719718
Well in that case I was definitely rolling. Yep. For sure.
>>705719587
No, Im not Hank. But the fact that you think a pun was coming makes this very intriguing.
>>705720024
Too late, gotta roll a new set of trips and you have to call your roll.
>>705719813
Yeah, and I'm not entirely sure why
>>705712974
sometimes i just wish i could hook up with tomoko because her life sucks so much.
>>705720138
cool
>>705720119
Just don't take it too far.
>>705720039
Hmmm... what do you ride?
>>705719924
Why not?
But sleep is boring.
Oh, and nice to see you have a ceiling again.
>>705720006
Hi Shino. What's up?
>>705719718
>Only because I haven't switched it to Chrome.
Fair enough.
You should do that quick. FF is dogshit.
>What do you have against GIMP?
Complicated interface, not the features I generally need.
And, as much as I hate the GPL, I don't really care if I need the program, but GIMP is just poorly implemented.
>Media Player Classic: Combined Community Codec Pack
Hmmm...
Is it any good?
I mean, I sometimes use VLC, and I know VLC played those things when I did get a few
>>705720089
But I have to sleep soon! I don't have time to try for trips!
Last-ditch roll.
>>705720263
Ride? What makes you think that I ride?
>>705720510
Welp. I'm out.
>>705720548
Alright, then what am I?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>705719587
Thank you about reminding me about that.
>>705719830
Because you were trying to fix your sleep schedule?
>>705720374
Complicated Interface? It almost mirrors Photoshop.
It works for what I use it for, muh illegal animu. And I rarely have problems with it.
>>705720510
>>705720582
Have a good night.
Claiming Fran
Willing to share, just know you will probably be frankensteined into a super husbu for Fran.
Feel free to roast, perfect waifu in my opinion.
>>705720259
It may be out of my control
>How do you tame a horse?
>>705720655
>Complicated Interface? It almost mirrors Photoshop.
Not really. I use Photoshop for editing complex images. It is different enough that it's difficult to use
>It works for what I use it for, muh illegal animu. And I rarely have problems with it.
Well, fair enough then. As long as it does what you need. But for me, it doesn't really work.
I think I'll roll in place of that person.
Just because ¯\(ツ)/¯
>>705720624
The obligatrory acutie3.141 chibi lewd drivepersonrider
>>705720655
You too.
See ya fuckers tomorrow.
>>705720999
>>705720997
ffffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk
>>705720915
Go to your skill tree, select "Taming", and then select the horse. A dice roll will determine if you are successful or not. Careful tho, some animals will go hostile if you fail to tame.
No, forreal, I think it's carrots or wheat (hay) I haven't played much with horses.
>>705720960
Almost is the operative word there. And I guess it was close enough for me to work with it. To each their own. I'm not a big fan of VLC simply because my phone only uses VLC for video files and there is a lot of tearing and de-syncing audio.
Don't buy a Window's phone.
>>705720976
Hasta manana, hombre.
>>705720915
>>705721375
Or you could do it the REAL way, slap a saddle on it and break its spirit.
where is emi
>>705720627
Yeah, basically.
