How many people remember Chris chan in all his autistic glory
Shut that Goddamn thing off.
>>705695706
Chris makes me depressed. Severely depressed. Imma put a gun in my mouth. No joke anon.
>>705695706
You guys remember Jackie?
I took the real Jackie's virginity.
Has he died from is rotting crotch wound yet?
>>705695706
to this day i still think he was a troll that went too deep the monthly tugboat is proof of it chrischan doesnt have the mental capacity to come up with something that witty
He lives in my hometown and is out and about basically every day. it's oddly surreal to see someone like that in real life.
>>705695706
I still keep up with Chris' antics
At least he's learned to not pay attention to what people say about him on the internet.
But he still relies on his dying mother to live.
>>705699131
Post pics
>>705699184
His life is going to wind down in a tragically slow bit of confused suffering.
But hey, he had every chance to listen to da twolls and turn his life around.
>>705695706
I listen to the father call whenever I feel depressed about my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI
(I know they're trolls)
>>705698377
nah
>>705699917
Yeah.
>>705695706
Maybe one of these days he'll have an accident and suddenly realize what he was doing for so long. A realization, in a sense.
If not, then I'm sure he'll get by in life doing whatever. At least, in his head, he's a happy dude.
>>705700171
nah dogg
>>705700206
Yeah dude. For reals.
>>705695706
I see myself as a Christorian, one who enjoys the ever expanding history of Chris Chan and his antics. Shit still continues to this day, it's pretty fuckin insane. I always read articles on this wiki dedicated to our beloved autistic little fuck, the CWCki ( Not to be confused with Chris's now dead, self made website, the "Cwcipedia". )
>>705700470
you didn't
>>705700203
Knowing Chris though, this will likely never happen. Recently, the nigga believes he's growing a vagina after watching hypnosis videos on YouTube.
>>705700744
I did though.
>>705700707
Here's the CWCki for those who are interested. The articles presented are a blend of citations and good facts ( like Wikipedia ) While still being funny and off color ( like Encyclopedia Dramatica )
http://sonichu.com/cwcki
>>705701014
no but you didn't
>>705695706
My fiance still trolls the CWCKI forums
>>705701250
I did though man. I've been thinking of greentexting for a while.
>>705701326
do it faggot
>>705701054
sometimes I wish the cwcki had a text to speech service so I could listen while playing vydia.
>>705701326
If you ain't bein an autistic shitlord then please go right on ahead and greentext it for us, something for the books if it's genuine
>>705701326
you've been writing a fictitious story for a while
>>705701260
I do exactly the same thing but with music instead.
didnt he try to cut his nuts off and now he has gangrene or something?
>>705701553
I don't have it pre-written so it would take a while.
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>>705701553
Also, I was thinking of getting in touch with her to make the story more fun.
>>705701911
Now we know your full of shit
>>705701989
now YOU know he's full of shit
i knew he was full of shit as soon as he posted
>>705701751
He had two piercings on his taint in late-2014. As of two months ago, his taint now has an abscess (possibly from being untreated).
>>705701989
I totally understand your skepticism.
>>705702049
You were our one true hero, you knew the truth the whole time
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>>705702174
Honestly only really got into his shit recently. Lots of Christory for me to look through. Pretty insane shit.
Chris who?
>>705702797
>mfw I thought this would be hilarious when I was 11
>>705702797
dude where is his dong
>>705704293
its there.
look at it.
in slow motion
>>705702797
>>705700707
>>705700823
It's worse than that. He's been freezing his jizz in his kitchen freezer. He's trying to grow a vagina so that he can fulfill his daughter prophecy by impregnating himself.
None of that is remotely exaggeration.
>>705705831
actually he managed to get an actual lesbian girlfriend and plans to have children with her.
according to this recording, she doesn't know much of chris' past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaDtr0fwJuc
>>705706374
He hasn't even been with Catherine for a year.
>>705698811
Isn't it a her now?
>>705706374
No he didn't. He's just as repellent as a "woman" as he was as a man. He's never had a girlfriend and he never will.
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>>705706755
so they broke up? I'm not familiar with more recent Chris tales.
>>705695706
I do. He "recycled" his semen by drinking it with mountain dew so he'd have a good sperm count
>>705706804
They were never together. It was either a troll or just some girl who was nice to Chris out of pity and he assumed she was in love with him as usual.
Chris has never had a girlfriend.
>>705706999
It was Fanta, actually.
>>705707127
Ahaha right
>>705706804
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine
She wasn't real.
Anyone have pics of Chris Chans new gash?
>>705707329
>ittle is known about her personally, only that she wasn't real and admires trolls lonely, crazy men. She had an English accent and heritage, and as such used British spelling, which seems to have permanently impacted Chris's spelling.
God I love the CWCki
>>705706999
Look at those numbers
Is this a good "documentary" on chris chan?
Is he missing something? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPtLvxO8hs
>>705707561
this. i want this.
>>705708634
You really don't
>>705702797
Is that cwc? What happened to the hoarder bedroom?
>>705704293
Looks like he's wearing a flesh colored leotard
Did he died?
>>705696753
same shirt different day
>>705708951
it burned
Chris Chan was the biggest train wreck i've ever seen on the internet
>>705709205
Are you being serious? I don't follow him that closely but I know the tales
>>705709205
That happened two years ago. That .webm was from a more recent video.
What a dirty filthy weaboo
>>705709604
maybe its from a hotel then
>>705705831
Let's not forget about how he got a nasty infected crotch wound because of a piercing and he now diddles it thinking it's his new hyphnotism-given vagina.
>>705709738
Nope, it was his bedroom.
>>705709429
Yeah, Chris plugged a Keurig into an outlet in the bathroom and the whole place burned down.
>>705709738
he got gov housing
>>705702169
Yup wut nigga. She told me it was a pity fuck you lab ass nigga.
>>705709900
It's like a movie
>>705699907
this cracks me up.
>>705710453
I laugh so may be distracted from weeping.
>>705710678
This makes me angry. He's probably just voting for Hillary because she's a woman.
>>705710815
I think he's mad Trump gets all the China https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
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>>705711102
solid joke 8/10
above average kek
>>705710815
dude, of course. you think this imbecile could ever fully comprehend politics?
Does he not do comics anymore? I miss how bad those were. Made me feel better about my art.
>>705710678
>Pmurt
What the fuck?
>>705711484
you know, chris is honestly the ultimate confidence booster. for pretty much everyone.
>>705711484
a youtuber named brendainelreads reads them and its great
>>705710815
No shit.
Hows is infected hole that's going to kill him - i mean new vagina going?
Pic very related
>>705710815
Hes a mentally retarded tranny, what did you expect
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>>705712279
if you for a second thin about that fact that he is a real person, you realize how sad his life actually is . Im not saying pity him just think about how this is an actual person and not some shity show
>>705712599
Chris doesn't deserve pity. He doesn't deserve disability checks every month, and he definitely doesn't deserve a girlfriend
If you want sad, imagine whats going to happen to him when Barb dies and hes left alone.
He has no other family, no real friends, hes been banned from just about everywhere, including a fucking church
Thats whats sad
>>705712973
like i said he dosent need pitty. and she is probably gonna die sooner than later if what chris says is true about her health. then he probably wont leave his house and doe there
>>705695706
isnt he in jail now for assaulting a comic book store employee an burning down his house?
>>705712599
He has made his life a shitty show. By medical standards he could be high functioning, his autism is not nearly as bad as some peoples. The fact that he can broadcast himself on social media and youtube so candidly is a show of that. Most individuals with severe autism can hardly look at another human being.
Chris did this to himself, and his lack of parental guidance helped.
>>705713349
He didn't burn down his house. Also, he pepper sprayed a GameStop employee back in late-2014. He's not in jail.
Why has no one pointed out that Chris is now a legit and true Female?
check his Driver's Permit you derps
We've got to get Hillary to mention him.
Cyber Bulling
Tranny
Austim
this shit is right her pleb advisors' allies
someone contact the PR/synergy team
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>>705708634
here ya go
>>705713939
that legit scares me. like my god i have never seen a trans vagina.
>>705713832
Not bad looking here.
>>705713593
>it's on his driver's license it must be true
XY=male
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>>705714169
That was a long fucking time ago
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>>705714299
He's a big guy.
>>705714508
You people are fucking cunts. I work with people like Chris Chan every day. He's definitely so autistic he can't completely take care of himself and that's not his fault.
Whether or not his mother is alive he needs to be in state assisted living/hospice and have daily nurse visits.
I hope you shitty kids that dont' feel bad for him and think he's nothing but cringy entertainment get your skinny jeans ripped off and raped by a pack of wild niggers.
>>705697685
I just saw his dad on COPS?
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>>705714169
He looks like James Rolfe here.
>>705714635
>>705714551
>>705714495
It's like watching the prequel to Silence of The Lambs: The Making of Buffalo Bill
>>705714277
I meant to say check her license, obvi
but more to the point biological sex does not equal gender the same way demons and faeries don't cause disease. I understand your confusion but the modern world's understanding has passed you by
>>705713939
dude--i know that he doesn't have any money to get a professional operation done. so where/how did he do this?
>>705714768
I've followed Chris for probably 6 years or so.
It's really sad. He was this poor kid with issues and two incompetent hic parents who refused to put him into any form of treatment.
If you look at the stuff on sonichu.com , there are pictures of him in school.
In grade school, his desk was turned towards the wall because he was so disruptive (again he never got help for his autism). He never had friends and just spent his days playing video games thinking that Sonic the Hedgehog was his best friend.
In High School, his father actually paid several girls to be his "gal-pals" and be friends with him. He was bullied constantly, but he lived in his own world. High School was an amazing time for him because everything was so structured and he felt like one of his anime characters in school.
Then he graduated High School and all hell broke loose. (cont)
>>705714793
he just let his """clit"""" piercing get so infected it probably just left a wound he kept fingering. he's retarded, but damn he must have a pain tolerance. this is obviously his taint though.
>>705714792
The "modern world" is like 6% of the population. The rest of us are laughing at you and always will be. You can have whatever you want on your driver's license if you shuts you up for a moment. You're still mentally ill and that will never change.
>>705714936
>b
you know i never had to see that image again. nor did i ever want to
>>705713939
>>705714793
He had it pierced and it ripped open and got infected. That isn't a vagina that's a huge tear in his taint. My god it's fucking horrifying I'm legitimately fearing for his life or at the very least his ability to orgasm once the infection reaches his prostate.
>>705714936
what the fuck kind of necrosis is happening to his dick?
>>705715144
Remind yourself what I have to remind myself every day: we brought it on ourselves by being here.
>>705714692
>wild niggers
As opposed to?
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>>705715202
it will get in his blood eventually. Im not sure why it hasn't yet. Must be the binaural antibiotics
>>705715202
he claims he's reached orgasm fingering his gooch wound though. apparently he's delusional enough to think the infectious pus coming out is cum.
>>705715003
(continued)
Once he graduated High School he went to a local community college. Chris CANNOT deal with making his own decisions and not having a structured environment. He should have been in a special high school for people with autism that usually keeps them until age 21 or 22 which helps many develop the skill set of a 16 or 17 year old.
Chris at community college was a nightmare. He could not comprehend how to relate to people and believed that all he needed was a "sweetheart", someone to date and make him "normal".
This began the LOVE QUEST where he made weird signs about looking for a girlfriend and just made an ass out of himself. His standards were insane and he could not understand why people were upset.
The christoric MARY LEE WALSH, the dean of the school, tried to tell Chris that he can't put up personal ads on the school bulliten boards (they were also somewhat racist) and he lost his shit, screaming at her in a meeting.
He was suspended for a year and required to go to anger counseling.
>>705715265
the black stuff is sonichu that he drew on there.
>>705713939
That's an infected taint wound
>>705715473
>ile
he isnt racist
>>705695706
I miss old Chris. Fake tranny Chris is a lot less fun.
>>705714768
You read my thoughts exactly
>>705714692
Do the people you supposedly work with every day post their lives to the internet?
>>705715388
Haha point taken.
>>705715802
>>705715802
this
>>705715453
The Love quest? Would you mind elaborating ?
>>705715417
hahahha
During the (I believe) 6 years he was working towards his two-year degree, he barely worked. He had no skills to do so and was fired from Wendy's after a brief employment stint.
Chris was able to get disability and once he FINALLY got his 2-year degree he decided to spend all of his time on the Sonichu comic book.
It's awful. It's just awful and in 2007 the internet found Chris and changed his life forever.
The multiple sagas of baiting this retarded man and making him do all sorts of horrific things just saddens me now. It is unbelievable he did so many terrible things to himself and believed all these made up people were real, and it just got sad.
His dad died several years ago and Chris kept getting in trouble with the law for being thrown out and banned from multiple stores in his small hic town.
He's lost his mind the past few years. He wants to be a woman so he can have lesbian sex. He has self-injured himself, hurt other people, stolen money, and is watching his mother die slowly.
When she dies, I don't know what the fuck he is going to do.
>>705701326
pix or it didn't happen.
>>705715903
No because they have nurses and family that are attentive enough not to let them. Lest they be ridiculed by cunts that don't have the problems they have.
Fuck chris chan, take a load of this guy >705714701
>>705714768
Holy shit, underrated post.
>>705715952
I think this was probably the epoch where it all went bad. (like bad-bad)
>>705715003
wasn't the entire bob paying for friends just one troll creating like 40 sock accounts and pushing a hurtful narrative to fuck with him?
You have to be careful with trolls, a lot of them really don't mind if retards buy their con alongside Chris
Humans have deviated from our natural evolutionary course and its only a matter of time until the majority of the population is devolving like the Autistics.
It's only the past 50 years that these freaks and weirdos survived into adulthood.100 years ago Chris Chan would have been committed to a dark cell to live out his days of retard wonderdom. 1000 years ago he would have been killed outright. If it weren't for public assistance this idiot and thousands like him would have either starved to death or figured out reality by now.
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>>705715972
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Love_Quest
Chris believes that once he finds his true sweetheart, his life will be good. He wants to father a child. He wants a woman to be his fuck mom. It's really fucked up because he has no idea how love works, even at 35 years old. He only bases it of porn and anime.
This is why losing your virginity is important, kids. There's every chance you might turn into this. What a shitty compromise for getting pussy, ''If I can't get someone else's, I'll get my own.''
Seriously, switch the computer off and go outside.
>>705716038
congrats on producing some grade-a copypasta.
>>705716083
Let me fix that for you, noob.
"Fuck chris chan, take a load of this guy
>>705714701 "
>>705716073
The mentally retarded should be put into colliseiums and forced to fight for our amusement.
It would be great superbowl halftime entertainment
>>705715047
muh autism
>>705716038
>When she dies, I don't know what the fuck he is going to do.
Die, obviously. And the only thing of value that will be lost are the lulz he generated. At least he might go out in a blaze of glory and earn himself a Golden iPod.
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>>705705831
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>>705709789
Just when you think Chris have hit rock bottom, he still somehow manages to find a new low.
>>705716038
really puts one's life into perspective
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>>705716175
>stolen medallion
>>705716943
oh man, imagine being the prostitute that chose to suck that thing's clit
>>705716038
I sure as hell can't wait to find out.
What city does he live in?
>>705717111
Well I found this lil fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfOiWe8IbK0
>>705716691
oh shit
not gonna end well
>>705716636
Don't cut yourself on that edge, faggot
>>705716364
Chris fucked a hooker with his bent dick
>>705716879
Hes remarkably resilient considering his shitty lot in life
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>>705714692
Surely this is a YLYL thread because I lost.
>remember
It's still relevant you fucking newfag. Don't find something old and act like an oldfag
Christian is a case study in how poor parenting is a bigger factor in a child developing autism than vaccines
>>705702797
why is life pain
>>705717177
he's a plucky hero kid from 50's saucer invasion movie
>born too late
austic sperg / parental headache
Chris should probably try to incorporate some exercise into his routine
>>705717326
>BE NICE TO RETARDS, FAGGOT
>>705717162
kek
>>705717371
he spent a lot of time hanging out in a mcdonald's lobby making a lego version of his high school
after his house burned down
>>705717234
Was this his Juggalo phase?
>>705717863
why does he post so many pics of himself like this? does he think hes sexy?
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>>705717949
>if you wish to
the nu-male future
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>>705718111
He's desperately trying to gain acceptance and attention.
On some level he knows people are watching everything he does to make fun of him and he loves the attention, even if negative
>>705718111
Chris thinks hes handsome, good with the ladies, and a fantastic artist.
It comes with the autism. In high school he had to stare at a mirror for hours just to be remember what he looked like.
Face blindness is a symptom of the 'tism
>>705718013
100% pure mental illness
any (unethical) university research lab would love to study him
>>705695706
How do I know youre not Rebeltaxi
>>705718394
He got so upset about that. Weird. I would have never even noticed they changed his arm color, let alone give a fuck.
>>705705831
...Do we have a contingency plan on the chance he succeeds?
I'm pretty sure this is how the world ends.
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>>705718137
>a nice gift basket
my sides
Reminder of why I should not come to this website. I've never felt so disgusted and sad for another human being in my life.
This dude is the most cringe person I've had the misfortune of witnessing.
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>>705713832
He could sell all his shit and make some money
>>705718592
pure, raw, unadulterated autism..
>>705699907
I feel my soul cringing
>>705718671
CWC is what people were talking about when arguing the NC bathroom bill
>>705718832
how the anti-christ(chris) is born (born of man, not woman)
this thread is making me physically ill.. my stomach hurts and i feel nauseous.
help
>>705716205
Other way around anon. It's only been the last 50 years that autism has been a disadvantage.
Loads of old guys are clearly autistic but it didn't matter because their wives did everything for them and they weren't expected to be social.
>>705719203
>mfw his dick is bigger than mine
>>705715952
Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Nick Frost
>>705719720
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy your getting me in the transformation spot~
>>705719509
does he have a shit n piss fetish or something?
>>705719690
>Loads of old guys are clearly autistic but it didn't matter because their wives did everything for them and they weren't expected to be social.
citation needed
all these Jerks are pissing me off
>>705719845
His dick is small too. LOL Wow you poor bastard. Thank god every day for my massive german masterrace cock.
>>705720033
Muh Smol dick
