Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705678739
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vrtrSEFTls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlQYh1v9-5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqBJhwV8qTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zwqs18XD5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ebDMC5Vog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPKsU8qmVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tTSHDy_zLM
free hugs
Calamity-masu'd
Preemptive Suika Strike! Target: Ran!
Red Wolf still here.
Also I'm not the Polish guy. I'm new
xd
>>705684975
How about this?
>>705685349
Im doing a Gnoll Fighter with a maul. He really likes his maul. Doesnt speak Common and is covered in his magic boon item - a cloak that cannot be removed until he wants it moved. No one in the party knows hes a Gnoll too. Int of 9 so he cant learn Common either.
>>705685130
Eh. Hes a shit anyway. A bigger shit than Tuka.
>>705685375
While drinking sangria?
>>705685739
Listen, we banned you so you wouldn't keep working yourself up. I know you are angry about that, you have every right to be, but it is for your own good. In a week when you are calmer we will let you back in
Megumin claimed
>>705686124
Polish guy! I haven't seen you in a while
>>705686061
Gimme
>>705686072
Did you fug her though?
Nah, but how is she doing now?
>>705685349
Lewd is always good
kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
still here
>>705686267
Kill me baby
>>705686168
You know it :^3
>>705685573
Hey Angry ^^
>>705686053
your gay
>>705686061
>hugs
>>705686124
Red Furry fox you mean?
you're just as much as a fgt as him
I don't think polish whorebo ever posts in thread
Erica claimed
>>705686267
Are you ok?
>>705686267
Will do! Just need to find your house first ^.^
>Best fox claimu
>>705686122
Oh shit, good thing it was only dubs
>>705686153
So you speak in broken common and gesturing?
>>705686249
I want a guy to use me as a lap pillow~~
>>705686326
Hella
Wait who is steering?!
>>705686267
Kill yourself you lazy bastard
>>705686340
Edgedeath is just being edgy again.
>>705686267
10/10 Would purge in the name of the Emprah.
>>705686153
>a bigger shit than tuka
So he's not a shit at all?
>>705686433
Uh. Auto-pilot? Is that a thing on boats? If not we're fucked cause nobody's steering this shit.
>>705686335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUzIP1Ap2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18Jc5MCAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jjzrWNC6z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPR48Zcyw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIHoHB2z7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZo67y8_ZVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRv16JQ6DKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSXm8G3Kgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZxXZ2Wx9O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiE0o_zDyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YDORxJn3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO0Yg5S7uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f82ITt35QA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GIDzpMgeAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRQkWAITes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA7Y4DCLO2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXZxmVWU00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCKIJC6KMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye4bRSClpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHqPT3_2TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9trhLMnVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTll1cFPl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mFcl4DRDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFQWiqMS4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwTPl8Tf7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzxU841IYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfHcImuMOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUl_mi4xcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipm2U8_tWWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ52NmzO2Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xa8k4Qkx9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZKh6J7K8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9OKb8tABM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkekQkJb5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJi_dY9pcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
>>705686476
Oh ok.
u keep claiming kyoko bro
>>705686267
612 wharf avenue ill make it happen
>>705686267
>>705686335
Damn Sachi. You got me good m8
>>705686436
He's just mad he got Das Boot from the discord
Am I the only one who thinks Tuka is a Pretty Cool Girl
>>705686394
Hey shiro
>>705686561
Oh shit!
Dad's going to be pissed we crashed his boat
>>705686687
Yes
>>705686687
She reminds me of fremy from rokka no yuusha
>>705686398
>only dubs
I never even get dubs ...
make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors
>>705686687
I don't even know who Tuka is.
>>705686747
Hi. How're you?
>>705686664
Ooh a discord? Can I join?
TheCheshy #3701
>>705686572
Thank you
so beautiful
>>705686657
i did?
did i get your tail?
>>705686580
That's pretty much how Edgedeath do, have you seen any of the screenshots? Its horrific. I need to find that one from the discord to keep for shits and giggles.
>>705686854
Oh he's spurging out again.
>>705686859
No
No
No
You have to be elite
>>705686747
Aw shit dude we're so fucked.
>>705686857
>
This is the Tuka
>>705686859
Sure, just sent you a friend request
>>705686929
Yes i have. I lurked for a while
>>705686854
612 wharf avenue
>>705686664
Can I become an elitist please?
Neputune#8113
>>705686854
I'm trying to help you!
>>705686857
Angry and sad about the esdeath drama
>>705686978
Well, nice knowing you
>>705686861
Yeah sure why not
>>705687026
>>705686433
I dont know broken Common. Only Orc and Gnoll. And even Orc is short and sharp.
Gestures are 3 - maul on shoulder means relaxed. Maul in hands means fighting soon. Maul head on ground and hands on handle means 'what do we do'. Head moving rapidly while maul in hands means 'get me the fuck outta here'
>>705687182
Nice shave rash
>>705686249
>if only
She was crying and all, consoled her a bit and then left it there.
>>705685966
Which bkub comic is this?
>>705687094
how tough are ya?
>>705687151
can i get your ears?
>>705687097
But wait you're apart of this too! Don't leave me bro!~
>>705687026
Holy shit those feet are godly. Every morning I wake up snuggled to my daki of her, covered in my 23.jpg blanket. Drink a glass of coffee from my mug with a print of her on it. I then proceed to jerk off to her. Then I post 23.jpg on /waifu/ and comment "nice feet"
>CLAIMING :D
>>705687353
>Kills 4 armed scary thing!
>>705687205
I'm sure that could go well. Does anyone in the party know orc?
>>705687353
I think we dead man, or we going to die!
My dad planned to sail that boat around the world when he retired
I miss Chen being the most elite faggot alive. Damn.
These newfags don't compare to the elite crew.
>>705687094
To be elitist you have to be older than the people on the Discord you're referring too. All of the people on that Discord are newer than me, far from elitists.
>>705687097
I see.
>>705687094
I c-claim Alice!
>>705687496
Hi qt, no sleep?
>Post lewds
do we have room for Mimi?
>>705687496
i just calmed down and you haaaaaaad to come back you got me kicked from the discord agian
>>705687642
Well, I should say most people on the Discord. I think Fran's in there and some others.
>>705687547
Aw hell.
What if we just duct tape the boat back together?
>>705687509
Oh yeah!
>Fights too!
Glory!~
>>705687346
Just one.
Also I'll shoot for that Discord thing. Vallokius #3588
>>705687386
>>>705687026
>Holy shit those feet are godly. Every morning I wake up snuggled to my daki of her, covered in my 23.jpg blanket. Drink a glass of coffee from my mug with a print of her on it. I then proceed to jerk off to her. Then I post 23.jpg on /waifu/ and comment "nice feet"
That's some dedication you have to 23.jpg anon
>>705687642
Hey I'm from april
I'm the most elite
>>705687696
Alice isn't in the Discord anymore
Claiming Felix
The trip was alright, got a few pictures of the golden pioneer when we went up to the roof
>>705687696
>agian
>>705687764
Glory!
>>705687642
"Are newer than me"
I was here before you and I created it, kek
>>705687789
hes in the thread he made me mad its his fault
>>705687642
im older and better than you
>am i an elitist yet?
>>705687696
612 wharf avenue fight me
>>705687676
>>705687094
Woops, sorry about that. Frickin' mobile.
Nice new dress shoes came in today. Feels good!
>>705687346
So tough I already got in.
alice you made me lose all my friends you bastard
>>705687859
stop ignoring me
>>705687642
I can't help but feel bad
>>705687696
You need time to relax away from us. It's for your own good.
Also, you were able to calm yourself down, do that first next time
>>705687764
Shit maybe? I think he will notice
>>705687790
Where did you go?
>>705687798
FOR THE FATHERLAND!
>>705687778
Damn right you're elitist. Dirty, dirty elitist!
>>705687859
I think that's incorrect. You joined in June-July, right?
>>705687911
Neat.
>>705685966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHHK6Y3CZhI
>>705687869
It was your fault you got Das boot
>>705687916
You rebel, You absolute madman
>>705687911
Shut the fuck up
Nymph is not here so noone will give u attention
>>705687992
Why don't you stick a spoon down your fucking pee hole you pathetic excuse for carbon based lifeform, evolution wasted it's time working on your sorry ass
>>705688037
I dunno man, he might not, its worth a shot.
>>705687547
The half-orc. Though hes lawful good and Ive already pissed him off.
>halfling family stole my cart
>kill entire family including baby and mother
>he confronts me and I justify with 'law of blood'
>alignment shift to CN
>he tries to reason with me
>'you smell like an elf.png'
He has PTSD. That triggered it. He ran off after trying to handaxe me in the face.
>>705688103
ran im going to dig out your waifus eyes
Ayy
Claiming her every thread.
We've been together for 4 years now and I'm now getting a commission drawn of us together.
>>705687992
That's what you get for being a niggerfaggot.
>>705688037
Up to the State Capital and to the governor's building
Didn't like going up all those fucking stairs to the roof though
>>705688123
Bad news for you, I am master of the attention
>>705688071
Now begins the laborious ritual of breaking them in.
How have you been?
>>705688260
Lmao
>>705688277
>commission drawn of us together
Man this sounds cringy
>>705688071
No, I joined around november - december of 2015 iirc. I started claiming Ikaros because there was already another Ruby claimer I believe.
But I've been here for long, just don't post that often and change much. But I'll be staying with Ruby
>>705688277
More power to you.
>>705688233
Its late and there nothing to do.
>>705688170
We may as well try
>>705688195
Oh shit dude
>>705688373
Stairs are good for you!
>>705688426
But we love each other!
>>705688499 (Checked)
Thanks Anon. My IRL friends always tell me to say hi to Lilly for them when we part ways.
>>705688447
Keep lying to yourself newfag
Not any oldfag remembers you so stop sputing shit
>>705688447
My sense of time is really fucked up so this may be wrong though... But I know I've been here since at least january this year>>705688071
>Ruby
>>705688260
Hey.
>>705688277
That's great, anon.
>>705688447
Other Ruby is cooler than you.
But you're not elite considering you said you 'change much'.
>>705688426
I've been okay. I'm feeling a bit woozy currently.
>>705688640
You're one lucky lad.
>>705688607
Pretty much, except binge watch anime/youtube and play vidya.
>Or homework
>But I don't have any of that.
>College is actually pretty easy.
>>705688612
I mean, its worth a shot, what if he doesn't notice? Is duct tape water proof? Eh, we'll figure it out when he tries to go sailing.
>>705688071
Feels good to be elite and shitposting about elite :^)
>>705688277
sounds good anon
happy anniversary
>>705688426
Thank you and later.
>>705688713
Ay, and see ya later.
>Mami
>>7025688888
Cirno claim.
And I'm back
>>705686061
Hey Kurisu, can you explain how I'm supposed to structure this?
3b. Prove or disprove: The sum of any two irrational numbers is always irrational.
It should be incorrect by a proof by cases.
And the case I can use is pi + (4 - pi) = 4
But how the fuck do I generate that?
Because both pi AND (4 - pi) are irrational, but when added together, they are 4
How do I prove this using proper form?
Would... something like (a + ((a + 1) - a) = (a + 1)) be the way to do it?
I can't figure out the structure for something like that that is valid.
>>705688277
That's dedication, bro.
Blep
>>705688612
Not when you have a slight fear of heights, and are claustrophobic, and don't trust people a whole lot
>>705688713
Like I care. And what does elite mean to you anyways? Is that an autistic way of calling people who you dislike?
>>705688842
Oh no, our anniversary is in January, but thanks anyway.
>>705688213
Mmhmm, and you wonder why people don't like you
>>705688882
Missed yet again
Night terrors are the worst
Let me try to distract myself here while I calm down
>>705688837
>College
>Easy
>>705688946
wasn't trying, tbh. but can anyone help with this?
it's due tonight
>>705687883
You sure you didn't just want my attention? ;^)
>>705689035
Night Terrors? Spooky shit bro.
>>705689077
>Mfw taking 5 classes
>Mfw most homework I have is for my math class
>Mfw High School was much more work intensive.
>Mfw I got an 86 on a test most people got a 70-60 on.
I dunno, it just seems easier to me.
Pretty good day on the Warframe!
Got Overextended and Spoiled Strike, and about 500 Oxium. Not too bad.
>>705689274
Wish i was that smart.
>>705689274
It's spookier for the people AROUND you lol.
I sometimes wake up screeching at like, you know... 3 in the morning
Terrifies the FUCK outta people.
Haven't had this recently, though. Only a smallish one maybe a month ago
>>705688939
>like i care
You're replying to me, so you do. And you lied about how long you've been here, so you really care.
Elite means nothing. It's just a joke I throw around. But it seems you don't understand jokes and take things a bit too seriously. Check that too the list of reasons of you caring.
I try not too dislike anyone on here.
akame left me aswell i now have zero friends from this place or discord why does this always happen
>>705689431
What gear you running now?
>>705689631
Probably because you flip shit at the slightest bit of criticism
>>705689148
P-Pah! As if.
>Maybe a little..
>>705689786
please just make it stop it feels like my head is going to explode
>>705689486
Maybe I care just a bit.
Sorry, with all the Esdeath thing I'm a bit salty. Got irritated a bit easily Maybe wanna get along?
I didn't lie though, I've been here since some time (again, I have really bad memory, but I was told I was seen here "long ago")
>Ruby
>>705688612
I ended a storyline by murdering the kid though. Cancelled before it started. Kid was going to revenge his dad and come back as a recurring villain.
>>705689786
Still rocking my Rhino, Soma Prime, Lex Prime, and currently Dragon Nikana so my Affinity isn't just wasted. got Twin Grakatas in the oven.
Need to start farming more prime pieces to sell for plat. Might start farming up Soma Prime sets and selling those.
>>705689930
wait hang on ruby please sop ignoring me
>>705689440
I wish I could explain stuff well enough to teach people.
>Mfw I can read manga in class and keep up
I'm an auditory learner, its a gift I suppose.
>>705689461
Never been around it, worst I've dealt with was my friend having sleep paralysis and looking me with eyes full of terror.
>>705690019
One day I will reach you senpai. One day.
>>705689925
Nothing can be done now, you just won't learn
>>705690019
No no no, save Soma sets for when it's gone
can someone talk to me please
>>705688854
I miss you already...
>>705688640
Have you looked into tulpas?
>>705688713
Oh no! Lack of sleep or what??
im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry
>>705690054
>Why don't people like me
Because you're a dangerous sociopath with a long history of social disruption and disgusting actions. You seek help but are not actively being helped, you're simply being shuffled along as the bastard jew you call a therapist rakes in all the money he can. You're fucking yourself over by not conforming to social standards and accepting that people may or may not like you, the reason people don't like you is because you're fucking nuts and desperate like a fat ugly whore at a party trying to fuck a drunk dude.
>>705690127
I wouldn't really say I'm far away from you. I just have better weapons and a larger mod library. Even if you only play an hour a day you can catch up quick.
>>705690215
I realized that Steel Meridian requires a Soma Prime barrel for their title advancement for whatever is past Defender. Would they really vault that when it is required for a Syndicate?
>>705689274
Yea it isn't fun at all
Looks like thread isn't gonna help though
>>705690127
Im dumb and lazy marry me smart person. <3
Not even trips can get someone to reply to Esdeath now
I just want to talk please
Anybody got the pic of two asses sticking out of the PC monitors firing shit at each other?
please
>>705690375
I'll do it senpai! I'll do it for you!
>>705690411
Oh? Damn shame. Try doing some relaxing stuff and just taking a breather, the best psychologically calming thing is deep, soft breathing.
>>705690479
Will do!
>Mfw no wedding dress Eru
RIP Me.
https://discord.gg/3hQyt
For esdeath
>>705690234
I have and fuck no I won't make one of Lilly.
It's disrespectful to her and will potentially make me go insane.
>>705690545
send me a face pic baby <3
>>705690375
Yes, syndicate will just want something new, it's happened before
>>705690411
Good evening, Yun.
>>705690127
>sleep paralysis
lucky bitch ass niqqa.
You need that to easily have lucid dreams and/or astral projections
Hello waifu, Shino number 1 awesome is here.
>>705690666
Im sure you look good in a suit. <3
not even the people who defended me this whole time like me anymore im not even mad im just defeated this is the 5 time this happened im not going to reddit or tumblr but
>>705690666
>Checked
You can probably help me well with this but I've had them a while I can help myself but thanks anyways
>>705690722
Hey Alice
Kinda glad to see you
>>705690666
Nice trips. Also have a goal in mind before you start playing. Like getting Soma Prime, or getting unlocking a planet. I find my most unproductive days on Warframe are when I just jump on and play. Even if it's something like "Maxing 1 weapon."
>>705690721
Seems kind of trolly. With my luck they will want something like Lex Prime receiver or something. and I'm willing to sac 1 soma barrel to advance. Them Syndicate Mods look pretty nifty and they sell for plat. So it's worth to me.
>>705690222
Nice trips. People were saying I am you. Why is that?
>>705690697
>and will potentially make me go insane
That is the best part!
Sanity is for the boring
>>705690838
If she can do anything right now, why isn't she doing me ;)
>>705690956
Go to reddit so they can downvote you even harder and your ego can be scratched away a little more you retarded cuck
The post below this is a big guy.
>>705690783
If I sleep on my back its guaranteed, I just panic too much to actually get anywhere with one.
>Mfw body freezes
>feel like I can't breathe
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty much how it goes down.
>>705690899
Of course I do.
>I look good in a swimsuit
>wink wink
>>705691023
No problem bro, yeah you probably have more experience dealing with it.
I just like helping ^^
>>705691054
Yeah that sounds good, I think for now my focus is on clearing the Junctions, working on that Europa junction soon.
>>705688837
It is waterproof
>>705688914
Oh, RIP
>>705689035
Oh shit senpai!
I'll help
>>705689631
I am your friend!
>>705689961
Could work
>>705690838
Fucking faggot
>>705690956
What about me?
>>705689792
Add me on discord, posted my user name earlier.
>>705691074
Who is this cute?
>>705691166
A One piece is sexy.
>>705691301
Its Nadeko!
