Hey /b/ let's have fun funds decides what I say
>>705680518
Funds reporting in.
"I'm really hoping I can get over eating my own shit, but my dog did so I guess there's still hope."
>>705680518
"I made a thread on a horrible website where I asked other neck beards what I should say to you. You can find the thread using the following link:>>705680518
>>705680518
>"I'm really hoping I can get over eating my own shit, but my dog did so I guess there's still hope."
rerolling for anon.
>>705680518
I'm really fuck horny and i need help, hook a nigga up with some pics baby
>>705681466
Check 'em
>>705681466
Nice
>>705680518
"You ever think maybe there's too many non-whites around? Just a thought btw send some nudes"
>>705680518
show me your hairy nipples
>>705681169
roll
>>705680518
Waiting for reply
>>705681466
Dubs have spoken OP.
anyway, i was really hoping we could go on a date? movie and maybe some dinner after? x
>>705681827
You make my dick explode. *Send with fireworks*
>>705681827
Excellent!
rolling, say "i would lick your fat ugly meat curtains till you spray cream cheese on my face"
say that if she doesnt ask you out you are shooting up the nearest school
re-roll lets get OP laid
>>705682061
>>705682061
>>705680518
Alright
>>705682122
Slovak 'em
>>705682199
Just some guy watching you through your window
>>705682199
you dubbed your own post. Reply with what she said.
>>705682199
Dog, this is dog
>>705682300
Winnar!
>>705682300
the dubs have spoken
>>705682491
"I'm your worst nightmare"
>>705682491
Im anon
say "im that man who constantly stares at you while you change clothes in the morning baby"
Aight
>>705682491
I'm detective John kimball
I have murdered 60+ people and have yet to be caught :) gimme dubs pls
Hey sorry, its me *insert most popular guy she knows*
i just think youre really cute and would love to take you out
>>705682491
I'm someone who wants your big, fat cock.
>>705682790
I know
She keeps asking
>>705682790
Yeah I can tell. When are you coming back? I have a boner and some fly 90's dance music. Lets party
Rolling.
"I know you aren't home. I'm still looking through."
>>705682790
"That's why I'm texting you retard I wanna know where you at"
>>705682900
winner
>>705680518
>she doesnt even know its op
you have no balls OP. if she knew it was you she probably wouldnt even reply you sperg
>>705682857
Reroll
diep.io/#71C5B192BB307098C4B2B3
I'm just a normal micropenis faggot trying to impress people on the internet.
Rolling
"Lick my dick cheese off your dead mothers face"
>>705682926
This
>>705680518
I'm your real father meet me here give adress of a cemetary
How long before you get home, and which drawer do you keep your panties in?
I'm Oprah, the secret leader of Black Lives Matter.
>>705682900
come find out ;)
>>705683143
re-rolling for creep anon.
>>705682900
I'm waiting for you... [Bitch's name]
>>705682926
This one is half creative!
Rollin
check the dubs!!!
i'm an admirer of yours :) nothing to be scared of.. as i think you are precious and would never hurt you :')
>>705683304
story on this?
>>705683304
roll for this shit
Had to say something
>>705680518
I need some help wackn my willy, send me pics
if you're not home then i'll wait
we'll have a lot of fun when you come back
>>705683304
Jesus fuck anon...
>>705683580
Lel
>>705683580
That's mean anon
>>705683580
tell her to suck your pink sock
>>705683655
CHECK EM OP
>>705682926
this one is nice
I just got back from Tijuana. I bought a picture of Bart Simpson with a huge boner, but he accidentally gave me two. Want one of them?
>>705683580
not only is she ugly. shes got that ugly chick mentality!!!
oh yeah reroll for >>705683492
>>705683580
I think she blocked me
>>705683655
My roll. Can prove. Roll for real father.
*starts levitating off ground, arms outstretched, energy orbs in my hands* hey bby u wan som fuxk?
>>705683304
Anyone else get a sudden beef jerky craving?
>>705680518
If i could choose who to make me a pussy sandwhich it would be you gurl, spread them legs open and lemme munch
Another Bitch she a cheerleader
wat
>>705684466
Hey gurl, show me dat puss puss
Hey, its me *insert most popular guy she knows*
i just think youre really cute and would love to take you out.
Maybe a movie and some dinner afterwards?
>>705684466
"HEY STACIE XDDDD, IT'S ME CHAD!"
What's your opinion on rape? I'm not sure why I'm asking you it's not like you have an option
>>705684658
Get OP laid
>>705684466
Let me see the football team's 3rd favorite hangout spot
>>705684466
I'd love it of you would come over and cheerlead while me and dad fuck mom :)
roll>>705684658
>>705684715
Roll
>>705684466
Hi! few things to start off with :)
1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female cheerleader, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D
>>705684778
roll
>>705684466
God I hope you get captured by ISIS. I'd give anything to see your disgusting, fat greasy, pimply, hairy dump you call a body tied up with 2 militant muslims standing behind you, forcing you to beg allah for mercy before they slowly disembowl you. I'd cum in my fucking pants to see a fucking shit stain like you get wiped from the ass crack of the planet. The amount of sheer joy I'd experience from seeing you writhing in pain as your disgusting fat stomach is sliced open like a cantaloup and Muhammad pulls out your intestines inch by inch would be unfathomable. The sounds of your scream would be music to my ears, I'd record it and listen to your final dying bursts of sonic agony first thing every morning. I can't wait for you to die already and finally do the world some good by ridding it of your sickening presence. I hope you rot in hell, maggot
Am koby. Send nudes
>>705684988
Kek. Winrar
>>705684977
Kek
>>705684466
Nice double dubs
Trips
I sent waiting for reply
Btw I'm a registered sex offender. I had to tell you because my parole officer checks my phone :(
>>705685224
Maybe next time
>>705685329
Must do it
>>705685376
Once more
Again will names
Show belly button bitch
>>705685283
Wtf op
>>705684977
Forgeting something?
>>705685407
Again
I bet your pussy looks like an arbys roast beef sandwich with extra mayo
Need your nipples asap
>>705685065
Reroll
This is the disappointment you've been waiting for
todd furgeson
>>705685632
Last reroll
>>705685511
Ving
>>705685611
kek
That nigger what's gonna rape ya
>>705685611
dot it OP
I'm the best 2 pump chump you'll ever have
im the nigga tyrone jones now where dem tittys at gurl?
>>705685777
Trips commands it
>>705685415
7.5 inch mace chad. You forgot me?
>>705685863
roll for this
Let's see dem titties
>>705680518
"you're named ugly chick in my contacts"
Op is a faggot
I am the WHITEKNIGHT.
I watch over /b/ to stop these threads, and to protect fair maidens.
My keyboard is my sword, the Internet is my shield and my over weight body is my armor.
Beware as I have no life to lose.
I love you already from the way your used toilet paper smells.
im jermaine tyrell requesnia sup white bitch where deem titty pics so i can jerk my 9 inch nigger cock to them
I got a crush on you, but I'm to shy to talk to you.
>>705683514
Suposed to be a Jeffrey Dahmer crime seen if I remember corectly
ENOUGH
My top three favorite movies? Oh you know, just Seven Samurai, Oldboy, and Ikiru. Do you even know who directed Seven Samurai and Ikiru? No you probably don't. Well, he's a man called Akira Kurosawa and I don't expect you to know who he is because you're a girl and you probably don't even watch movies that came out before 2000. You love movies? I doubt it bitch, you love flicks. Shit like Adam Sandler and Kevin Hart is what you watch. What do I watch? I watch real films. Films that involve precise cinematography. Films that are worthy enough to be played at the most honorable theater in the world. I bet you don't even know of any Japanese movies. And the Ring doesn't count. Why? Because it just doesn't. Horror movies are bad. They can't be good. Unless it's The Thing. Carpenter is a master director. Have you seen Escape from New York? No of course not. Have you played Metal Gear Solid? Probably not because you're a girl and spend all your time on facebook talking to douchebags instead of experiencing the great mind that Hideo Kojima has to offer. Anyway back to films. Seven Samurai is the greatest film ever made, and it's been remade by America into movies that are great but not as good as Seven Samurai. Have you seen the Magnificent Seven? And not the one with Denzel Washington (although he's a good actor but too bad he's a nigger) and that pathetic excuse of an actor Chris Pratt. I'm talking about the original 1960 film with Steve McQueen. Yeah no of course you haven't seen it. I bet you have never even seen a Western before anyway. And Back to the Future 3 doesn't count because it's shit. Only Back to the Future and the 2015 part of Back to the Future 2 are good.
So go fuck yourself you whore. You don't know shit about true films. Come back when you've completed the full East Asian kinography canon. And then go watch Das Boot. Inception is not a mind bending movie. 2001: A Space Odyssey is. But don't bother with that, it's too smart for you. Now suck my dick k?
>>705686514
Rolling
Jack me off with your pom poms you useless bitch
>>705686514
rolling
My name is OP
>>705686468
I'm your first anal sex experience. Better get that balloon knot ready for my meat stick. Slut.
>>705686514
Do dis op
Her dad started harassing me
>>705685415
I know ever person on the football team has fucked you, but what i want to know is how many of them have you let bust a nut in you?
>>705687034
Can I have a locket of your daughters hair? I am building my very own girl and only need some hair and teeth to complete her :]
>>705687186
Rolling
>>705687240
Rerolling
>>705687312
Rererolling
rip op
>>705687365
Rerererolling
>>705687312
I'm your dad. Send me Pussy pics.
>>705687409
Rererererolling
>>705687476
Rererererererolling
>>705687476
Rerererererollong
>>705687186
Roll
Waiting for op
>>705687690
I'm a time traveler and I come sharing something important to tell you.
>>705686514
rul
>>705687900
winner
>>705687900
yay I won
where the fuck is op
>>705688844
Twicr now
"Sorry, never mind. I've been posting on this image sharing board to get ideas of weird shit to say in order to impress strangers that are slightly lower on the spectrum than me. Just ignore the rest of the stuff I send you because I can't let them think I'm a faggot by not delivering, but don't really want it to impact your day."
>>705689811
CHECK EM OP DO IT FGT
op is rip, abandon thread
>>705690322
DUB DUBS DO IT
