tom paris, reporting in
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
tom paris, reporting in
Miles O'Brien here captain
>>705677221
Fuck you Paris. You should have stayed in prison you irresponsible piece of garbage. You only survived because of nepotism.
"NIGHT CREW! BEER ME!"
A humble Tailor, Reporting in.
Meet me in my quarters number 1
>>705677830
Just garack. Plain and simple
>>705677221
.........
>>705677221
Savior of the Cardassian race reporting in.
>>705677221
Who's got Worfs gold nuggets?
>>705678145
Make. Cardassia. Great. Again.
>>705678233
You prob can't even cyber
I would know I'm a 400lb hacker
Make the First Federation Great Again
Capt. Pike reporting in
Making Redheads w/huge tits great again
>>705678415
Do you also live in mom's basement
TNG was ALWAYS great!
I got us a ship guys!
Bitch is loaded.
Janeway here.
Making getting lost great again.
Hail Delta quadrant
No I will NOT take my top off!
>>705678875
What did you just say to me?
>>705677936
This looks completely legit
>>705678145
A grafe-A publicity shot
Lieutenant Information reporting in.
>>705679075
o rly?
>>705678924
gotta download me some moarrrr tng
ive only seen the first few eps
>>705679376
They are on netflix
>>705679376
Deep Space 9 was better.
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
>>705679376
First 2 seasons are trash
>>705679376
I literally just finished watching a season 7 episdoe of Voyager before entering this thread from page 1
>>705679473
I love me some ds9
>>705679563
Spoiler they make it home
>>705677936
LOL!!
>>705679586
>>705679473
DS9 never grabbed my attention it was the only series i never got into, maybe watched <5 episodes total. - that was until enterprise... it had so much potential and yet, it was fuckfuckbaculblah
Well, Captain Asshole just challenged us to War Games.
Let's kick his ass.
Kick his ass....and take his wallet.
Laughed so hard I peed a little
Sure woulda loved to see Nana Visitors' tits once
>>705679492
This is the girl all grown up now
Her name is Marley McClean
>>705679563
voyager was the shit
>be kid
>watching late night tv
>voyager intro booms on tv
>wut is dis
>amazing
muh memories
Does Kirk have to slap a bitch?
Wow, I'm surprised to see this thread on /b/ right after my tng marathon.
>>705679075
>Implying she had anything on Bev Crusher
Fugly catsuit. Troy's voice was annoying as fuck.
Naomi wildman
>>705680357
You can't deny you want to see those titties set free
>>705680463
And this is her today.
>>705680388
MOM?!
>>705680476
Who here hadn't wanked it to Bev. What a milf
>>705677830
Best character in DS9 hands down
I want you all to get a life!
>>705680549
Fuck you Wesley. No one ever. EVER fucking like you. Asswipe
>>705678233
10/10 image right there
>>705680563
I meant troi, but yes r34 on both plox
>>705680583
100% true
You see it's labelled with his name! That's the joke! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAMUTHAFUCKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>705680505
you could use that forehead to write on
>>705680388
do it again, mommy!
>>705678152
I am NOT a merry man!
>>705680549
>wil-wheaton-wallpaper.jpg
>1024x768
Cool. Updating my potato with a 1024x768 wallpaper now
Will somebody please shoot the muthafucka with the peewee herman doll in his mouth?
>>705679492
So happy when this bitch was gone. Pic related.
>>705680705
You're God damn right. I need to make more Trump DS9 memes
I only get to fuck ONCE in 7 yrs, so I'm here to tell ya:
SOMETHINGS GETTING FUCKED
>>705680549
>>705680938
Too bad she's a sex offender now and in jail.
>>705680938
loved kes... too bad they only live to be 8 yrs old. never get to legal fuck. neelix was a pedo.
>>705681112
So what part of her did she expose?
I'm thinking at this point, any part of her is indecent!
>>705680952
Only image I got that's somewhat related
Hard mode.
Would you fuck the Borg Queen?
>See star trek thread
>scroll
>See no 7 of 9
son i am disappoint
>>705678875
I would absolutely watch a "Keeping Up With the Cardassians" show.
feminism, not even once
>>705681112
if that's true, i as sad.
look what leftism has done to a pretty young kes.
>>705680938
>>705681112
I'd say she has aged well for being the human equivalent of 300yo
Lobster, his claws wide!
>>705681316
Yes I would
>>705681327
7 of 9 was her tv name
her original name was 6 of 9 or 6/9 as a nerdy nod to sex position 69
>>705681112
HAHA fuck that bitch.
>>705681316
>2016
>still lusting after females
Shiggy diggy
Ensign Lefler here requesting a hot date with a hot officer
>>705681273
Ikr. She's pretty bad... Janeway got fat and russian... Insult to the memory of Janeway
Who else thought this could have been a hell of a gang bang
What's going on in here?
Can I borrow a starship?
>>705681316
Only if she got Thick.
Jimmy Doohan and his missing finger, lost in WWII
>>705681327
>>705681630
time travel is possible
jeri ryan cloned herself with borg technology and traded babies at the hospital with the mcadams's still born.
>>705681468
>>705677221
Elon Musk, reporting in...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=0qo78R_yYFA
Building a new home for white people amongst the stars, thank fuck.
>>705681910
With FINE Corinthian leather?
>>705681862
GTFO scott. you kill star trek, just leave.
>>705680817
anything to make you happy son
Come on Weasly, we'll take your virginity! BOTH of us!
>>705681862
Just a lil partyin'
Shout out for t'pol
Welcome to planet Cameltoe!
>>705682164
natalie portman profile
>>705682258
>>705682130
You enjoyed our show, admit it.
>>705677330
That picture is way too accurate.
Please state the nature of the
Sexual Arousal....!
>>705682301
>>705682132
>>705682301
the only reason to watch enterprise
>>705677221
worst series known in star trek
>>705682388
>>705677221
I liked you better when you weren't such a faggot, and had some balls, trying that stunt that got you kicked out of the academy.
>>705682430
So. True.
I'm so bored! Be funnier!
>>705682433
Fuck off
The Emissary, reporting in.
>>705682352
Not for one god damn minute you fucking dweebs.
Scotty! General order 24!
>>705681682
I know dude. I've thought about this three way for too damn long to have it ruined. Only thing I could find.
>>705682571
fukkin amazing carpet
>>705682433
Agreed.
>>705682536
Am I the only one, or does Q look a little like Elon Musk.
>>705681327
What's her designation again?
Oh that's right: 10 of 10!
>>705682218
clever, but too subtle for most people here
>>705677221
I think you need a haircut
Oh fuck, like windows 10 !!!
>>705682710
>>705679857
DS9 is a fickle mistress.
It's 1/3 utter garbage.
1/3 of it must have looked MUCH better on paper prior to filming.
And the last 1/3 is pure gold and probably the best Trek.
I hope this helps. It really is a great series. Just some of the episodes really really really really really make it hard to watch.
After you get through the first few seasons things tend to get much better.
Just like TNG. Although with TNG it's pre Riker beard, and post. Post being the better.
>>705682744
Q is god.
>>705682737
What's up with Adonais's octogenarian death grip on defiant?
>>705677330
>>705683048
Ds9 nog episodes... Just skip
>>705682112
balok here , good luck finding one million people who want to live on mars.
>>705680357
Thank you. Crusher was so fucking hot.
>>705682949
F'n crippled Martells
>>705677936
>>705682536
just realised John de lancie was that girls dad in breaking bad
>>705683194
Fucker! you beat me to it!
I'd like Seven of Nine more if she was THICK, especially in the thighs.
>>705683090
That's what human hands look like when they're 24 hours old. They surprisingly look like old people babies all around. Also, his name is Benjamin :)
Shaka, when the walls fell
>>705682352
Not that faggot but still faggot. I enjoyed some of it... I liked the idea of them not being the biggest kids on the block, but all this cock slappery with a cold war just ruined it and made it fizzle out.
File name. Read....the..... file name
Want some fuckin Tranya?
>>705679001
thing was a death trap. seriously seems like if they ever needed to show a fed ship going boom and it wasn't intricately tied to the plot it was one of these.
Spock, are our ways fer dee Outworlders?
>>705682164
the Aryan dude is checking out Will's Wheaton
Who the FUCK is number 3?
>>705683744
Only a superior intellect could make it the master of the Federation's flagship
>>705677221
Tell me how to be a bridge commander. This game was fucking hella hard.
Testing
Tholian: I'm here to spin a web and kick some Starfleet ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF WEB!
>>705680938
die in a fire m8. best piece of ass ever on trek. and dat voice.
>>705682949
Fucking augments.
REEEEEEE!
Khaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!
>>705683490
kek'd out loud
>>705683921
they did have shields....
>>705681316
I think she'd fuck you
>>705683775
T'pau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrYMWoqg5w
Oh, aside from the time she kissed Kirk, how many fucking times did Uhura ever beam down to the planet?!?
> GTFO
>>705683906
looks like pike
>>705683172
I want to say any and all Ferrengi episodes, not just Nog... But I can't help but think that the conclusion almost made that nonsense worthwhile.... Almost.
Also the wheelchair episode....
What did that bitch even have a humanoid form?
How could a humanoid evolve under those conditions?
What a waste of genetic material.
>>705684254
that was very shit
First Saavik is best Saavik
>>705683744
Clearly you've never heard of the Oberth class.
Every single time it appeared, you knew it would experience a terrible fate.
Where's the gorgeous chick Geordi had a crush on when you need her?
what the fuck am I doing?
>>705684488
Dem double dubs
>>705681574
>6/9
looks more like 69ing through a sheet
>>705684132
kek
>>705684229
No, no shields. Just shield generators.
Do you ever recall seeing shields on those things?
No, just those big orbs that on top of the bridge section that were referred to as, "shield generators".
>>705683921
there as an actual episode like this, some alien took over the enterprise and turned it against this really primitive race and yes they did try firing laser at the enterprise.
>>705677330
He looked good on "Hell on Wheels" which I worked on for two years
>>705680938
Did she have a vagina in her back too?
>>705684504
kirstie, you can leave with scott.
cheers!
>>705684504
It still fucks with my head that she played a major role in the first three star trek films.
(she was in the third one still, right?)
>>705677221
>>705684721
do the shields need to turn a different colour everytime they got hit just for u to accept they existed?
>>705684847
Should have taken my advice Admiral, would have saved Scotty's nephew from getting burnt to a crisp
>>705684859
That was the second Saavik, lesser quality Saavik, inferior grade
>>705684937
Just some indication that they are turned on.
Maybe a laser hitting the ship. But no signs of damage.
Something. ANYTHING to just see that they are on. Instead of just being big testicles on the head of the ship.
>>705683943
The Miranda-class, from a design standpoint, is fantastic.
I do not understand why the franchise chose to make it the whipping boy of the whole thing, second only to the Oberth class.
They even robbed it of its most defining feature: the rollbar + torpedo launcher combo.
From any angle, it's fucking gorgeous.
>>705684864
>what's up doc
>mfw all I can think of is Bugs
>>705684631
OMG I LOVE FUNGILI
FUCK ME DR BRAHMS
I always wanted to learn from her lovemaking expirience. Also, hot tatoos.
>>705684719
yeah well while we're arguing taste here i prefer shorter non-bimbo with gorgeous long locks and sexy ass voices to tits to eleven in a tight body suit. only thing jeri had on jen was she could sing. and the tits, and the tits and the tits. but other than angry socially awkward well displayed tits jen was better in every way.
>>705685137
hmm ill accept that but tbh there is barely any large ship combat, its mostly between fighter squadrens and tie fighters, i think there is like only 1 or 2 large space combat battles
>>705685326
THAT's her name! Leah Brahms! THX
i was going to play a vulcan, but the directors said i didn't have the emotional range.
>>705683413
Is he yours?
>>705685518
So what's THIS girls' name, then?
>>705685359
The pattern goes all the way down. In case you were wondering.
And Ezri killed the show. Worst Dax ever.
>>705685406
> she could sing
She has a fucking horrible voice. That tone could peel paint.
>>705680180
Fucking hot. Naomi is hot now too
>>705684864
Gates was in a porno?
>>705685406
Dude U know Jeri was d2f right. Almost every episode with her Janway and b'elanna together was a wet dream.
>>705683413
Nobody gives a shit about your hellspawn
>>705685449
I do believe this to be correct. As it's been ages since I've seen any of these films. "Episode 1" I think was the last time I've seen anything Star Wars related. And that was a while ago.
But do you recall ANY direct fire/collisions with a Star Destroyer? Does anyone ever try to at least hit one before flying off?
Are those shield generators ever on? And if they were, could the Millenial Falco have been able to land on one in that film?
>>705685171
>Best design
1. Don't change position in the positive z-axis too quicky or you'll torpedo the bridge off.
2. Are those scrathes in the paint? Yea, I don't have a deflector dish.
>>705684399
>What did that bitch even have a humanoid form?
a TNG episode explains that
forget the episode's name but have a synopsis
>Picard's Risa fling shows up
>her professor is dead
>has been collecting DNA from various planets
>found portions them connect into a star map
>find out Romulans and Klingons and someone else are trying to find the rest of the map
>eventually all parties realize they can't get a complete map on their own
>but can get a complete map if they share info
>get to the "X"
>find treasure is a message from a progenitor species that spread their DNA through the galaxy giving most intelligent species a humanoid appearance
Jennifer Hettrick, I believe. She shoulda been in more episodes. I loved the Archeology episode especially.
>>705685690
"The pattern goes all the way down"
I would like to count all the spots.
Alternative Universe Vulcan Pussy is the best pussy!
>>705685773
>Gates was in a porno?
It was a strange TNG episode in some kind of Anne Rice novel style.
the only contest i truly wished to win as a kid.
>>705685612
Yup. My first child.
>>705685137
ST shields absorb incoming energy and cause projectiles to impact on the shield
SW shields deflected incoming energy and projectiles
so in ST the shields cause the incoming fire to stop at the shield
in SW the shields cause the incoming fire to miss the mark but still hit the ship
>>705685927
> if the most iconic ship was taken out of star wars it wouldnt impact the films at all
>>705686395
kick-ass was right, they did change the bee!
>>705686058
I vaguely remember this. But not enough to actually recall anything. So we'll assume what you've said is true.
Now, when humans in the real world, go up into space for a long period of time. Our bodies go all fucky and gimp. It's almost like our human bodies need gravity in order to grow, or we just atrophy because we don't need limbs or muscles, so why have them.
Now, if you EVOLVED in an extremely low gravity environment, why would you ever develop human looking limbs?
Furthermore, if you're a floaty creature, in a low gravity floaty world, you'd need a means of moving about. "Swimming" in air is just stupid and inefficient. So evolution would not favour it. So unless she's got the power to shoot high power, high pressure air out of her ass, she's not really suited for her native environment.
Ultimately, it was one of those shitty episodes with a shitty message that could have been done without.
Mobility issues!!! Acceptance and indepndance!!!
Stupid.
Hell, I'd take the flying screech beasts from TAS over this shit any day. And they made me give up on TAS!
>>705682352
Season 3 was amazing
Does Riker love pussy?
Though I'll always love the Defiant, thing the Galaxy-class Enterprise D looked classy, have respect for the constitution class ships, and think the Intrepid-class ships were attractive less flappy nacells, from a pure "I'd like to own one" perspective, botg visually and in size, I really like the little Nova-class ships, especially the Rhode Island's retrofit removing the secondary deflector.
>>705683127
Keiko is the worst
>>705679563
That show has the most anti-climatic ending ever
>we made it -Ensign Kim
>>705686485
Congratz. Did he get Down syndrome from you or your Manbearpig wife?
>your child is fucking ugly
Oh My!
>>705679857
DS9 gets interesting in the last seassons, when war heats up :)
>>705686823
>>705686828
As far as starships goes this is my favorite federation ship.
>>705685605
who needs emotional range when you look like that. fucking 10/10 with blonde hair
Fuckable in BOTH shows
>>705687029
Ensign Clickbait is now shilling for Shillary.
>>705684367
She was their coms officer, coms officers don't leave the ship, you know have to answer the com
>>705686980
Welp that escalated quickly
>>705687210
Mind blown
>>705687168
As for me, I can sure tell ya one thing: It sure AIN'T the NX-01!
>>705686980
Well I think he's cute :)
>Trolls don't phase me
>>705686909
shes asian therefore i dont care what you have bad to say about her
>>705687432
I'm saving this, and naming it OhthatfuckingRyker.gif
>>705687538
Holy shit, dude, do you just run up to people on the street yelling "Want to see a picture of my kid?!"
>>705687615
Glad you like it
>>705683127
Hot
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>705687168
The whole gaggle of FC Federation ships were shot, but only the Akira-class ships got the HD renderings less our hero ships. The Steamrunner, Norway, and Saber class ships were all cool too, in my opinion.
>>705687460
Nor was it the NCC-1701E either
>>705687538
>Trolls don't phase me
Obviously not, since your child resembles a troll
>>705687168
Weyoun: "FIREFLY FROM HELL!"
>>705687738
I would suck those ridges!
>>705687460
I didn't hate the NX 01 but it's not my fave - but the Akira class kicks ass.
The sizing is fucked, I've seen the shuttle and it's really not huge. Can't believe the first enterprise was a comparable size.
>>705687784
The Good 'ol NCC-1701 is right up there, so there's that
>>705687934
And I really do have a soft spot for the
ol' NCC-1701D
>>705687905
'not to scale' is clearly written on it
>>705687738
I like that they let her hair curl up, gives her a lot more volume and make her much hotter
>>705688150
and I'm definitely NOT a fan of Voyagers' 'Space Armor'
> What the actual fuck, over?
>>705687707
>I post pic of Defiant.
>You make comments about my kid.
>I respond to comments about my kid.
>You then imply I bring him up willy nilly.
coolStoryBro.png
>>705685171
Ay I have one of those
>>705688363
armadillo class starshit
did this really happen in voyager series?
>>705685970
Laughing my ass off at the idea of them torpedoing their own bridge.
>>705688246
Yup my bad. I offer you a trek cat girl in apology
>>705685627
Sonia Gomez
>>705688500
>You then imply I bring him up willy nilly.
In anon's defense, you are letting your child play with a toy that is a chocking hazard
>>705687845
you mean make-up. she didn't have prosthetics because she was half-human.... unlike the first half-breed shown (see picture)
>>705688596
Yes. Future Janeway strikes another blow to the temporal prime directive and goes back in time to upgrade Voyager and take it home.
Kind of a shitty ending, really.
>>705688673
I'm not him. But please don't open that pandora's box. Screeching flying dinosaur things will haunt your every episode.
EVERY FUCKING EPISODE!
>>705688541
Micro machines! Love 'em!
I used to be a corporate cubicle drone. My supervisor let us have MIOW's, Motivational Icon of the Week (s). Basically, we could bring a toy to work, for a week. ONE toy a week. I'd bring every Star Trek Micromachine, one a week, then start all over.
God, I hated that fucking job!
>>705688797
It really ruined the show, I'd have to agree with you
>>705687538
congrats man wish you a happy existence, and wish him at least to witness the launch of first terran FTL spacecraft
>>705688915
At least you had something you loved to inspire you
>>705688788
Dubs, and Suzy Plaxon...ulk!
> just threw up a little in my mouth!
>>705688907
but but but belt worn, skin tight personal shields!!
>>705688752
Why wouldn't he be able to hold and play with it if he's under supervision?
>>705685970
It was better positioned for aft attacks than the Enterprise's torpedo launcher was.
>>705689089
SCREEEEEEECH SCREEEEECH SCREEEECH For half of every episode as some flying dickosour chases your crew.
I don't care WHAT that show had going for it. Those screech beasts were fucking offal.
>>705689083
I know, right? it's like hearing the actress for Jadzia dax talk irl. Killed that geek boner dead.
>>705689083
>Suzy Plaxon
She isn't very pretty
>>705689063
Yeah, exiled to the nightshift. Every time a lunch was stolen or a shit detail needed to be done......
Hey, let's get the night guy to do it! He never does anything!
>>705680302
remember it's the future women get equal rights and lefts
>>705689279
the novelizations where pretty good though
>>705689279
>offal
Here she is boys...... the thinking mans' TOS boner girl!
>>705689222
Trips don't lie. The positioning of the launcher under the disc loses 90 degree of range of fire in the Z axis
>>705687707
Holy shit dude, do you go around flaming anons this hard everyday? Stop acting so 12.
>>705689420
My uncle left a shittonne of Trek books with my mother. We still got a few boxes full of 'em.
Never read a single one.
This right here were the greatest moments in star trek, the famous Riker Maneuver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs
>>705678804
Who the fuck played Mia Colt?
What a fap fantasy.
>>705689089
Wait, were there personal shields in the animated series? I always thought Cryptic just pulled them out of their ass when they made the MMO.
>>705689469
It's the proper term.
Awful implies "full of awe".
Offal means, shit.
People be using the wrong word for decades. I chose not to. Cry more, doc. Your subroutines must be fucked up again after you downloaded the ship's porn collection thinking it'd make you a master of photonic love.
>>705689216
Only takes a second to stick that little fucker in his mouth and swallow.
Statistically, most child choking deaths happen under close adult supervision
Most likely because their retarded parents think
>Why wouldn't he be able to hold and play with it if he's under supervision?
http://www.rospa.com/home-safety/advice/child-safety/accidents-to-children/
>>705688500
I only made the comment you replied to. And anyway, you posted a picture of a toy Defiant in your kid's hand. You could have made your point with a picture of an actual Defiant (as actual as a fictional ship can be) but you insisted on bringing your kid into it. And when somebody asked about his hands you felt the need to tell us his name and age, then you proceeded to post another picture of him.
So yeah, I do feel you bring up your kid with little to no provocation
>>705689525
Much better in TOS than TNG
>>705689548
Riker = Pimp daddy of the Alfa quadrant!
>>705689726
they also had it on TNG, when they were stuck in some temporal phase. they put the shields like 0.001 away from their skin to let them move and touch things on the ship
>>705689726
I was under the impression offal referred to waste entrails in animal by product. I'm going to have to google your alternate definition now
>>705681316
bend over boy i'm gonna fil your little asshole with so many nanites you're gonna be puking them out
Kirk! We've got to get the enterprise up to 88mph or we can't get back to 1955!
Leave this thread all of you
>>705681862
go home grandpa
thanks for the member berries!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jx7SF65wbs
>>705690128
Huh, you are right...
But it's also listed as "garbage, or refuse". So it still applies.
Spock, don't forget your cassette tape player this time
>>705685627
Ensign Sonya Gomez. You thought that was recondite? Q Who is a classic.
>>705689753
Doubt he'd be able to swallow it, maybe stick it in his mouth but that's a pretty decent size and he's designed to suck on the tits at that age
>>705690128
Yup I agree with your use, the guy who posted the Doctor gif was in error. I'd offer you a cat girl but that's how this got started
>>705689700
Nope, they would use it to walk around in open space, too. Cartoon Trek could and can do so much more then RL actor trek, but alas will never happen again.
>>705681468
>>705682099
Louis C.K. his audience pissing themselves
>>705690453
Wait wait wait...
Designed to suck on the tits? At that age?
Friend, we're all designed to suck on the tits. Age doesn't matter.
>>705689726
No need to be such an uppity cunt anon calm down
>>705690370
damn it
I can't see Spock now w/o picturing him wearing that Spock helmet
>>705690562
I see what you did there
>>705690248
Where?
Getting close to the image limit, just wanted you gents and femanons (yes, I know you're out there!) to know that many of these jpegs have been brought to you by.........
> Say the name!
> Long Live Jambi!
>>705690487
SCREEEEECH SCREEEEEECH SCREEEECH.
The sad part, the first few episodes had so much potential.
Then nothing but. SCREEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH.
>>705690453
You know, if it can fit into a toilet paper tube, they can choke on it, right?
>>705690726
My dick can fit into a toilet paper tube.....
Am I on a list now?
>>705677221
Nicholas Locarno reporting in.
>>705690726
Not sure if that'll fit into a toliet paper roll, none of my models do though his seemed to be on the smaller side so you could be right
>>705690705
Jesus H. Picard, you have an issue with that sound.
Show me on the Troi Doll where it touched you
>>705690453
that reminds me when i went to star trek convention.
wife couldn't go cuz baby was coming.
when i return, baby had already cum and was sucking my wife's tits
problem is, "baby" was her black bf
"beam me up, scotty!"
>>705690684
I think, for this week, my favorite ship is......
TOS NCC-1701! Yay!
>>705690887
SAME DAMN CHARACTER!!! seriously, did they just not like the Name or something?
>>705690684
cursing islam:
mecca lick a hi, lick a hiney hoe
>>705690959
After about ten minutes of feeling up the doll, I'd point to the ears and eyes.
Because I can't get rid of the tinnitus it caused. And I can't unsee those stupid flying screech beasts that kept coming back episode after episode.
TAS had so much potential! FUCKING WASTED SCREEEEEEE!
>>705691002
Botany Bay? Botany Bay!?!
>>705690979
For those who can appreciate it
> Compliments of Dan G.
>>705690684
>>705691287
ohhhhhh nooooo
I guess I'll make the last pic Tasha Yar
>>705691040
my theory is paris was avoiding jail and changed his name - until he got caught later
>>705690889
Why are so many trekies like this, we treat jokes like they are serious
Honestly we could troll each other like this for hours ,and nothing would ever come from it because neither of us really care one way or another
>>705691287
I just knew someone would jump to that conclusion! No, the one in front of it, Einstein!
>>705691323
An image found on google?
>>705691416
Furry beavers were the shit in the old days.
>>705691447
Seemed like a genuine concern, choking hazards are serious for a baby so I can see why anon brought it up and he offered a decent counter argument to my comments. Don't really see what the issue is really.
>>705691416
didn't notice the gun for over a minute
>>705691488
Aren't we all just images found on Google at one time of another?
>>705691694
Oh shit, there's a whole man behind her!
Neat.
>>705691729
No. We're all dust in the wind, as sung by the muppet, Beaker.
>>705691694
I posted the pic
and I never noticed she is standing in front of a cop until you pointed out the gun
