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bork
Demos loves the jiggle of overweight bellies.
bjork?
i love bjork
Nobody loves Bjork.
>>705674078
And fat guys.
>>705674265
that's just not true
>>705674320
Holy shit, more bulls please!
I think I am ready. Probably not.
>>705674470
i'm ready
>>705674716
Yum.
how is everyone?
hot
>>705674631
For fat guys.
Ready for what? The coming collapse of the United States when President Trump takes over?
>>705674855
>>705674802
Bored. Work sucks.
I'm ready for that. >>705674867
>>705674907
I miss work
>>705674802
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK!
>>705674978
Then get a job.
>>705674985
bokbokbokbokbokbok!
Bok.
I have a job for Chicken.
>>705675079
Hooray!
>>705675073
I'm trying!
>>705675212
Lay it on me homie
>>705675212
*is wanting to see this*
>>705675338
Studio assistant. You just build the things I need built and help me move the big heavy stuff.
>>705675621
Texas huh?
>big heavy
Just the way Demos likes his men.
>>705674235
Nobody loves you either you pretentious prick.
>>705675709
Austin, Texas. The pay is room and board.
>>705675482
To see what?
>>705675966
Hmmm
>>705675958
How am I pretentious? I'm not trying to impress anyone.
>>705676051
And cigarettes. I always have cigarettes.
>>705674867
Is that al capone at a fruit stand?
>>705676163
I do like cigarettes
Demos actually likes his men slightly under average height and a nice mix between masculine and feminine.
barry knows
Sup everyone. How's it going?
>>705676221
It's Peter Lorre as Hans Beckert in M.
>>705676257
Right? A place to live, food, and cigarettes. All for doing a little bit of work.
>>705676437
Who is peter lorre?
>>705676416
that's my body type you know (^:
>>705676437
I can't complain
>>705676578
i also reaaally like single guys
>>705676524
>
>>705676711
It'll be better than nothing for both of us. I get someone to do the work I don't want to do letting me have more time to paint, and you get a place to live and food, and also cigarettes.
Post more horse stuff
>>705676948
>>705676860
well FINE then
>>705676435
Have about an hour and a half left of work.
>>705676860
>>705677055
Noice some straight stuff
>>705676868
Can I still guitar?
>>705677069
barry you're so flirtatious
>>705677188
You can do whatever you want in your free time.
>>705677172
>>705677398
Hmm... Tempting...
>>705677369
o-only with you
>>705677069
Do you play competitive overwatch barry?
>>705677786
barry help
i learned about mortgagees today
i don't wanna be an adult
>>705677772
Plus you could probably get a job because you'll be building carpentry skills. There is also enough of a market for what you'd be building that others would be willing to pay you to make wood panels for themselves.
>>705677951
I casually play competitive if that makes sense. Though I haven't played in like a month-ish so my ranking probably dropped a bit.
>>705678154
mortgages aren't that bad, they're just like car loans but way bigger and over a much longer period of time.
>>705678245
they use the same formula
BUT IT'S SO MUCH MONEY AAAAAAAAAAA
>>705678316
I mean, if it makes you feel better it's usually the same price, if not cheaper, than renting.
>>705678466
we talked about that stuff too
but i mean sheesh
they say like <38% of your salary should be spent on your house and i just dont know how i'm going to make enough money
Did someone say Bjork? Mah fucken nigga
>>705678842
they say that, but in reality everyone is past their heads in debt. The 38% is a general rule, but with the way the housing market for the whole country is fucked, it's basically impossible to achieve. I'm pretty sure the only people who aren't in debt now days is like, millionaires and shit.
>>705677772
Cluck!
>>705679212
hehe, hi!
my favorite part of any Bjork song is when she goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>705679184
welp time to cry
Wish i could find a sexy fem fur loving boy in my area...
>>705679382
'Supper?
hey guys, long time lurker, seldom a poster
>>705677369
Is that why his BF is banging other guys?
>>705679392
you'll be okay dear
>>705679508
Not much. literally nothing
>>705679763
Same tbh. Wow, this really started out well :p
>>705679959
I know right?
>>705680068
I'm drinking chocolate milk, if that helps move this forward
>>705679582
don't be a cunt
>>705679756
is there a way i can just hide underneath a small childs bed and be a monster for the rest of my life
>>705680195
Delicious
continue?
>>705680266
I... think I added a little too much powder...
>>705680223
No.
>>705680442
Haha.
>>705680223
I would literally give you a salary if you came and hid in my closets trying to scare me all the time omg
>>705680442
what kind of?
>>705680592
Your turn to post duck now
>>705680683
O'boy
>>705680603
i'd be the greatest freeloader ever
>>705680195
Delicious. What brand?
>>705679535
'Sup. It's nice to post every now and then, isn't it?
>Boobs
Git out
>>705681118
yes it is
>>705680883
Never heard of it
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>>705680883
>>705681640
It's not exactly popular worldwide
Anyway I think I'll go play gayms now, laters
>>705681969
byebye
>>705681936
10/10
>>705682263
>>705682459
I love frotting too. too bad it doesn't seem that popular
>>705680272
Why not, anon?
>>705682265
Ooh, I really like that picture.
>>705683909
Yeah its great.
>>705683344
because you got dubs
>>705684673
>>705685085
>>705684673
>>705685085
>Tits
No... No git out.
What's everyone's favorite fetish?
>>705685339
k
>>705685454
panties
>>705685454
Cum inflation.
>>705685454
>pic related
>>705685454
cannibalism
I am quite keen on cannibalism myself.
eat a dick
Also murder-rape
Rape just isnt the same without the murder.
>>705685301
Don't let
>>705685339
Tell you how to live your life. No one specifically say g/fur
>>705685454
genderswap/sissification/crossdressing/traps/femboys
I know my fetish is shit tier
>>705686223
I honestly don't give a shit.
that's not even one of my favorite comics, I was just going through my old shit and picked a random one.
>>705685668
Haven't heard of that one. Got a pic?
>>705685738
>>705685967
Interesting. Also got a pic?
>>705686079
Same here! That's one of my favorite fetishes.
>>705686238
There's no fetish-shaming here, share!
>>705686427
>>705686950
share what, like stories or pics?
>>705687056
>>705687526
>>705687716
>>705687822
this is actually my fetish
https://www.literotica.com/s/a-trip-on-the-underground
woof woof
This pic made me realize I was gay
I came across it one day out of curiosity when I typed in 'yiff' into google and it brought me to redit.
It was the first image at the time and I got instantly hard and I just went blank and before I knew it I was dribbling precum and I just HAD to fap and I came so hard.
I saved it and would think about it all the time until I eventually deleted.
I managed to stay away for about 5 or 6 months until this building dissatisfaction built up and I had to find that picture again, so many times I'd look and quit saying to myself 'no, I don't need this' and I'd stop looking for a few days.
But I eventually found it again and fapped some more, felt shame, then deleted it again
Well I then ordered a dildo and started to play with it, it really hurt at first but I just wanted to feel it inside me so bad..and when I finally got it inside me I just imagined this picture and I went blank...
So I had to find it again..so I searched and searched until I eventually found it again.
TL;DR : I love and live for cock
>>705688092
>https://www.literotica.com/s/a-trip-on-the-underground
I'm hard
>>705688183
Haha, you are gay now.
>>705688183
i want u to fuk me
Nine paintings. Six of which are unstretched.
>>705689000
Hott
Fool, plz giv him sum fuk.
>>705689589
You: be in Atlanta, GA. Me: in a hotel with my virgin ass in the air, waiting for you...
>>705689897
Hotlanta!
>tfw gangbanged at a bathhouse
feels good man
Do what now? Who are you talking about?
>>705690196
mmmm that sexy furry ass. i'm visiting & already in a hotel. horny as fuck.
I don't get full throbbing erections anymore, should I stop fapping? 25 years old
>>705690462
You poor thing :/
I wish I could come fuck you silly
>>705690470
Time to cage it up and become a sissy boy
>>705690462
Fuck, I'm horny as hell too. Not at all near you, but I would give to hold someone down and give them a good fucking.
Why are furry boy butts so hot.
>>705690745
id want u to fill up my ass
>>705690954
im here for the week for work. reside in texas. looking for FWB to quench this need i have to get pounded.
>>705691042
More butts, especially ones bent and presenting.
>>705691962
okay
Does a cock ring help with anything
>>705693350
try one and tell us
>>705690813
you've got some real problems you need help for. your need to have power over people seems to show up in your porn to the point you can't understand it's wrong.
Is it weird that I like furry boy butts but the thought of fucking a male doesn't sound good?
>>705693350
keeps blood in your dick longer.
>>705693666
i think that's kind of common
>>705693666
It's all with the way our brains are hardwired. We are more of looking at the shape of their body rather than what they are. Child-bearing hips and good breasts are what males are attracted to, so that's why you tend to like furry boy butts yet the thought of actual gay sex is a turn off. themoreyouknow
>>705694158
yes
it's odd. bigger, burly guys completely turn me off in real life, but i'd plow a stout fur boy just as well as a little twink
Y'all be careful now. Furries is dying and shit.
don't die on us
Single you say? Well at least im not fat
I was just told that I'm getting laid off again after only working for a single month.
>>705698182
I feel for you same thing has happened to me three times in 2 years. Got a stable job now though.
>>705698780
Foolishly I accepted a call-back from the place that laid me off the first time, they are now laying me off again. In the span of 3 months.
>>705699222
Ugh, that sucks. Mine were personnel cutbacks, Israel cancelling a contract with the company, and then bankruptcy.
>>705676578
>when i found out felis was actually a dude
Still not as hot as that silver haired merchant who neeeded to drop that out of season fish
>>705681698
Someone actually made this.
And didnt do it right.
>>705700472
That aldnoah zero troy guy in hestia cosplay hnnnnnnnnng
Cant believe I can just recognize that,
Where did my life go wrong
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA MAKE A SECOND SEASON OF IS IT WRONG TO pICK Up GIRLS IN A DUNGEON
>>705700511
Can I get some context
Dont know why that was even posted in a thread for what is essentially gay cartoons
>>705702270
I have no idea what you said but I'm glad you enjoy it it's a good image.
>>705702428
no context I just wanted to cap the thread quicker
>>705702485
why
>>705702680
because I hate furry porn
>>705702736
how come
>>705702485
The guy in the blue is a big character in a dope ass anime called aldnoah zero, however the outfit he is wearing belongs to a character who is a literal godess in another very dope but different animu called is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon.
The situation for dungeon is complicated but bottom line theres not enough manga content because the writer started doing a small series about the love of the protagnist and the studio and networks arent sure what the fuck to do about it because of its not too big but not too small fanbase.
Hoping to get a second season even if it is the chick spinoff because it would still reveal alot about the universe and ultimately her past which only good could come from seeing as how shes a character pretty central to the plot, who occurs several times throughout most episodes.
TL;DR my s/o is at work and Im lonely since i recently became a NEET yet again
>>705698780
>Got a stable job now though
I bet you love working with the horses.
>>705702736
Hey same guy as >>705703105
The shit you post is obviously... under something
And literally still gay
And you would have seen less had you not even come into the thread.
Also once this caps another will open, however this one will be open for a short while after it caps.
And obviously with the under.... Youre still a sexual deviant.
smfh tbh fam
you played yourself
