Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705661069
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>705671436
that's quite the offer, kisskiss.
but no.
>>705671041
All it takes to make someone gay is pressure and time.
Whatever happens i just hope they remain friends.
Also if they are of a similar age i'm just guessing that that's the average time that gays come out.
>>705671064
Happy eventual birthday
>>705662475
Throw them in a room with food and water until they stop being a little bitch.
>>705664443
Probably. But kids are dumb and think they have everything figured out.
Red Wolf standing by
>>705671495
Oh no, I'm heartbroken.
I think I'll claim Megumin...
She's just so beautiful.
>>705671566
somehow you will survive.
well it could be worse, i could be a furry.
>>705671248
I didn't add it on purpose.
Maybe if I will you'll take my question seriously?
Can you please tell me who you are?
I don't recall "hating" anyone. Especially someone who uses "u" instead of "you"
>>705671672
Physically yes, but I think I am emotionally shattered for the rest of my life now.
still here
>>705671676
ROFL, you thought i was serious? nooo way mister, i was just kidding! it couldn't possibly get anyworse.
-mavis claimed
>>705671541
I feel like that would make their depression worse. . .
>>705671676
Yeah those guys are loser haha
>>705671713
that's a real shame, but somehow I'll manage to get on with my life, in spite of the irreparable damage I have done to your poor emotions.
>>705671864
yeah i mean they like things i DON'T like. what scum.
>>705671774
hello!
So is this a circlejerk?
>>705671554
Red fox
>>705671997
forgot pic
>>705670635
Meh, pretty mediocre honestlty.
>>705671053
Does it takes much to feel full for you?
>>705671248
If you think this is the same Alice from the threads, you're wrong btw.
>>705672034
Ye!
>>705671997
afternoon mavis
>>705671524
I guess.
>>705671424
>Mavis
Hi! I'm doing okay, being tired and playing Dead Rising. Yourself?
>>705671524
April 13th. Its a ways off. But thanks, happy eventual birthday to you too.
>>705671603
90% of Konosuba girls a shit. Exception is Wiz.
>>705671686
I'm the person you hate the most in your entire life.
>>705671968
hush, you.
>>705672034
more or less.
>>705672034
its a huge circlejerk
>>705672198
If you're going to be cryptic, at least give me a reason why I would hate you.
Faris claimed!
>>705670966(Mama Lacie)
I guess just those 3, I'm not 100% positive though because I was mostly just going off the eye/hair colour to determine the difference
>>705671053(Alice)
Starting to feel a bit better, was horrid for most of the day though. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end of the stomach pain
>>705672134
Mediocre isn't bad, it means you aren't bad at the very least. Right?
>>705670635 [alice]
Sounds like a rough day. Are you better now?
Just another wasted boring day for me
>>705670518 [betty]
honestly I would be doing the same thing if I wasn't motivated by moving out of my parents' place and stop showing them on a daily basis how I'm a failure
>>705671997
Yeah they're so pathetic hahaha
>>705672046
[TRIGGERED]
lurrrkingnggggg
>>705671864
I guess. At the end of the day I'm just trying to keep them from actually killing themselves. I'm just taking extreme measures. Maybe if they weren't little bitches they wouldn't be in a room with only food and water. I wouldn't even give them a plate. Just throw the food on the floor. No utensils either. And their water comes in the form of one of those hamster water feeding things.
>>705672354
Forgot pic
>>705672134
Yeah, it does. My metabolism is atrociously high, so it's hard for me to gain much weight.
I want to love you
And get trips
(One quick attempt before bed)
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>705672277
Lulz u know it already u.u
>>705672159
hey what's up? anything interesting to report?
>>705672175
yeah i was up all night defending /pol/ and got 30 minutes of sleep. then i had somewhere i had to be at 7 am. so i'm debating going back to /pol/ for a second round? or maybe going to be early.
>>705672516
To bed tripsless I go then
>>705671955
I am so glad you sympathize so much.
>>705672516
>>705672565
Have a good night, no waifu having fam.
>>705672034
What's your relationship with my waifu?
>>705672548
just thinking about playing a game not sure which though
>>705672630
I do not. I've just gotten quite good at faking it for other people's benefit.
>>705672779
Your waifu?
Megumin is MINE
>>705672911
Keep telling yourself that, bud
>>705672322
Thanks anyway! I think I'll post Alice pictures sometimes too.
>>705672875
Oh wow you are good.
I think I am crushed all over again.
Eru Claim
>Class was fun
>Except I didn't pay attention
>Its okay cause I know it already
>But I read manga.
>I cleared 3 manga that aren't finished yet and now I'm sad because I wanna finish them.
>>705672322
Yeah, exactly.
>>705672911
Shit's about to go down boi.
>>705672500
Favourite colour?
>>705672875
: (
>>705673065
it's a gift.
>>705673086
>>705673111
>lol what is a joke guys
>>705672779
>>705672911
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing
>>705673024
Who are you?
I didn't see you last thread and also I claimed her first
>>705673185
:(
;w;
>>705673210
Stay out of this!
>>705673252
>Who are you?
Her Husbando.
>>705672322
I believe you're mistaking me for Alice2. I am not Alice2, as said previously.
>>705672322
So sorry to hear about that. I get bad stomach cramps as well; they're not fun. Hope you recover.
>>705673185
Can you teach me? I will need those skills to hide my broken self.
>>705673332
yuuko, baby, I didn't mean it you know I didn't don't be like that
>>705673102
get on Steam™ we need to talk about that thing :/
Good night.
>>705672326
Starting to feel much better, yeah. Although, better was the only direction I could possibly go at this point
>>705672350
>
>>705673053
Sometimes it's hard to find some good stuff of her. I was on pixiv the other day and for every 1 piece of good art I found, I had to sift through pages of awful stuff, or stuff that wasn't actually relevant at all
>>705673102
You got any plans? How are things working out with that qt you were texting a while back?
>>705672354
We'll now that you explained in greater depth I see no ethical problems. Nope, no sirree.
>>705673450
I could, but teaching you would qualify as me genuinely sympathizing with you and we can't have that nonsense.
>>705673473
sleep well chen.
>>705673473
Goodnight bby
>>705673473
Goodnight.
>>705673443
Why does this happen every time I try to claim my goddess? It happened with that Australian cunt and now you.
Anyone else actually prefer the japanese voice actor to english?
>>705673464
>mfw you're doing it now~
>>705673473
Night
>>705673473
See you later
>>705672322
>>705672532
Meant to quote 532 instead of 322 Apologies.
>>705673102
My favorite color is blue. What about you?
>>705673825
baby why you gotta hurt me like this. I was only funnin'
>>705673480
At least your waifu was somehow more hyped than mine.
I think you should've seen this one, but just in case. That artist's pretty good.
>>705673480
Imagine thinking you're getting up at 6am again and you're tired as it is
>>705673449
Linked the same post twice.
>>705673480
Oh? Oh! Nothing, I just take it easy.
>>705673473
Night Chen!
>>705673806
I just got here late, but I called her a long time ago!
>>705673814
Yuuko only has 1 voice actor.
>>705673933
>smiles to hide the pain
>>705673814
Yes. That being said, the entire English cast for Kill La Kill did a great job and gave a shit about the show, which seems rare to find in English dubs. If you find the bloopers on YouTube they also had a ton of fun doing it.
>>705673931
Lel i'm not :p i was talking exactly about you
That person doesn't even write like you u.u
>>705673989
Well live with the fact that megumin is mine. You get alternate universe megumin
>>705674136
yuuko gosh damn it you better knock this off.
>>705672315
She looks cute.
>>705673480
well that's good to hear. Did you miss anything important in school?
>>705673931
Green, ugh, I'm bored!
>>705674349
Alright.
See ya later.
>>705674331
A Megumin is a Megumin!
>>705674328
If you know me so well, tell me my name.
>>705674289
Hi there. What's your opinion on anime adaption for Spice and Wolf? Any good compared to the manga?
>>705674420
Thanks!
Episode 1 wasn't very good
>>705674537
wait don't go.
did I actually upset you? I didn't mean anything, come oooon...
Just got back from my game, what's up negroes?
>>705674534
As am I! What should we do?
>>705674709
The whole show wasn't very good. Not as bad as Nichijou, though.
>>705674773
Hey Galil ^^
>>705674741
Nah it's fine, but i am going
>>705674573
Your name is Alice of course
What else? u.u
>>705674853
An Eru
>>705674860
bah. sorry yuuko, see you later.
>>705674946
Calamity-masu'd
>>705674810
I like most Kyoani shows besides maybe k-on
>>705673449
I believe you meant that first reply for someone else
I'm already starting to feel a lot better. I've learned my lesson about what to do when I have the flu though, first time I ever got it
>>705673931
That's fine <3
>>705673954
I can't remember if I saw that one or not. A couple days is a long time to remember for some reason lately
>>705673968
I very happily do not have to wake up at 6am tomorrow. That's most days when I wake up though
>>705673970
Taking it easy is nice. That's where I'm at right now
>>705674500
Not really much of anything no. I made certain of that before I left
>>705674534
We could try and find something for us all to do
>>705674636
Nice waifu, where is she from?
>>705675067
Hi Rem
anons, how should one acquire a waifu?
>>705674790
Get you password back and we watch some anime or something.
>>705675231
See above.
>>705675319
Start watching some anime, and reading manga. Your waifu will find you
>>705675231
Steins;Gate
>>705675319
Step 1-Find character
Step 2-Save pictures of this character
Step 3-Post them in this thread
>>705674573
I haven't read the manga, but I have read the light novel. From what I've heard the anime follows the manga, which for the most part follows the light novels.
Overall I loved the anime. My main issues with it are the lack of season 3 and beyond, and the fact that they changed Lawrence's friend in the first few episodes from a man to a woman. I felt like it was a completely unnecessary pseudo-love triangle that made no sense after reading the LN. They also skipped the fourth book entirely (either third or fourth, there's seventeen novels so you can get them mixed up sometimes), though I've heard people argue that that book wasn't really empactful to the overall plot. I disagree that it wasnt important and think it gives further depth to Lawrence and Holo's relationship, but skipping it doesn't have an impact on the plot itself.
Then again I've always thought the point of Spice and Wolf wasn't about where Holo and Lawrence were going, but abouthe what happened to them and their relationship along their journey.
>>705675231
I'll get the other one from the same artist tomorrow then.
I'll go to sleep soon. It's almost 2 am here.
>>705675387
But I have watched like 20-30 animes and I still haven't found one. Should I just keep watching?
>>705674573
>>705675558
Forgot image
>>705675324
Password for what?
>>705675391
That's one that I intend to watch, but never got around to it for some reason yet. There's quite a few on the "Just haven't gotten to it yet" list
>>705675585
You should definitely get some sleep then. Good night mama, see you tomorrow
>
>>705675637
I had watched about that many before I discovered Alice. It just takes time, you'll find one who strikes a cord with you.
>>705675499
I chuckled a bit there
Erica claimed
>>705675732
I really liked Slan from Berserk but she doesn't have enough scenes for me to know whether she is the right one for me. S...s..should I just go for it?
>>705675732
I meant watch anime, you didn't lose your password.
>>705675637
Yes. I'm pretty sure you'll end up liking some character. But maybe you'll get a hasbando, you know?
>>705675231
That's wise. I'm off to do stuff I'll cya later. By the way it's good to still be able to see you on here since you left..
>>705674946
How're you? ^^
>Sorry, was family sharing with a friend.
>Mfw over 200 steam games
>People want dat family share shit.
>>705675894
You must let your heart decide anon.
>>705674136
Nigga thats nonon
taking her
>>705675231
Gosh, you must not get sick that often, then!
>>705675324
Will do. We should add each other on Discord, too.
>>705675558
Thanks! I'll keep this in mind when stumbling upon the anime eventually. Haven't watched it yet but I have high hopes.
>>705674938
I meant my real name. My real name isn't Alice.
Can I know your name? I'm not really in the mood for being cryptic. Either way, I don't think you're telling the truth because I've never met somebody who types like that.
>>705675942
Oh. but having husbando ain't gay, right?
>>705676108
but my blood circulation is focused elsewhere when I watch anime, so I can't think with my heart at those moments.
>>705676334
THEN LET YOUR PENIS BE YOUR HEART! IT WILL GUIDE YOU FOR GLORY!
>>705675732
Okay then. Good night!
>>705675894
>>>705676108
What this anon said
>>705675929
I meant more something that we could do as a group
>>705676066
See you later Akame. Didn't you leave as well?
>>705676320
I don't usually. If I'm ever sick, it's usually self induced from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. Or light alcohol consumption. I don't handle it very well
>>705676429
Good night <3
>>705676399
thank you, you are truly wise.
>>705675231
Wake me up tomorrow then pls
>>705676538
Hello <3~
>>705676320
I would have to make yet another discord account, give me a while.
>>705676496
I have no idea, what about you?
Last one.
>>705676334
Of course it isn't!
Have you never heard of Archer and GAR?
>>705676496
Sometimes I get on when we play league, or to pm someone. cya
>>705673628
Ah good point, I shall instead try my best figure it out myself before failing and uninstalling the internet.
>>705676779
You done with your classes?
>>705676850
you should have uninstalled the internet a long time ago tbh.
>>705676936
Yep, I'm free for the rest of the night ^^
>>705675942
>>705676108
>>705676496
>>705676800
last question. can i become my own waifu? like draw a character as myself and make a short manga, then make it my waifu?
>>705676733
But that would involve me being awake at 2AM, then having the means by which to wake you up!
>>705676781
Not too sure. What kind of things do you do? Do you play many games? What kind of games?
>This goes for Alice as well
>>705676814
Ah, I live with Discord up lol. See you later tonight man
>>705676320
Your name is Diana u.u
>>705677166
fucking stop ignoring me
>>705677144
Self-fu? Could it even be.... I don't see why not.
https://youtu.be/yE2ulYKK56U
>>705673449
Oh! It's a different Alice!
>>705673473
Bye.
>>705674773
Hi Galil!
>>705674853
And the Elle!
>Suika back, and not hung over!
>>705677118
Thats good. What you up to?
Claiming the grail
How is everyone this evening?
>>705677427
get alice to talk to me
Why'd I have to get this new iPhone?
>>705677427
Yo
>>705677538
nice feet
>>705677289
.>sel-fu
i like the sound of that. when i will have enough free time i shall create selfu and post a short manga in these threads
>>705677144
I mean, I guess you could. It seems a bit odd though, to me
>>705677427
Hello again Rewby
>>705677501
Starting to feel a little better. How are you doing?
>>705677538
Nice feet
>>705677365
Suika!~ I got you a link to the fresh stuff. Everything works properly.
https://mega.nz/#F!xQJihA5A!fgQeQ2yalqK4Z9kejmqsyQ
>>705677420
Watching some youtube poops like its '08 again. Good times, good times.
IT'S HIIIIGH NOON
>>705677617
I believe in you anon, you can do it.
>>705677635
fucking stop that asshole stop ignoring me stop
>>705677538
My God, those are the feet I need in my life.
>>705677427
Sup!
>>705677166
Mostly indies really, and sandbox indies at that.
>>705677684
It's 8 pm.
>>705677742
People don't like when they get insulted, Esdeath.
WAHH WAHH BE MY FRIEND
>>705677559
Maybe if you stopped insulting him and forcing him to talk to you, he'd reply back one day
>>705677566
What's up Megumin~?
>>705677635
I am BACK.
>>705677742
leave them be they dont want to talk
>>705677704
what do you think my manga should be about?
>>705677655
I love you.
>>705677817
It's high noon somewhere in the world
>>705677166
I read and study in my free time. I play few games nowadays beacuse I just have nobody to play with. I enkoy rogue-likes, bullet hells, and adventure games. I'm super into the Touhou series and I'm in love with Super Smash Brothers.
>>705677183
That's not my name.
>>705677824
don't be mean because he has a shit waifu, this website is all about acceptance
