Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705652781
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>705660735
You need but convince me now to use this power for good, and not just for fun
>>705660398
He's in high school, they don't have enough experience with people to recognize that type of crazy. They can only recognize physical crazy, not emotional or social crazy.
>>705660420
So why try and prank here? It's seriously a quick way to lose (You)s, which is what we are all secretly after.
>>705661158
fun is acceptable as well, actually.
>>705661204
<3
still here
>>705659639(Cirno)
I know, I'm just pointing it out since it's easier to play this game that's mostly katakana
Cirno claim
>>705660077
Yeah, didn't really know how to respond to that
>>705660221
>>705660269
>I'm lost at your ambiguity.
I was trying to act mysterious and shit...
Basically:
New social network -> new advertising company -> new UNIX OS -> opening and buying a bunch of other companies horizontally -> fund a fuckload of research
Research including cures, space travel, immortality (like either through therapies, nanobots, or other), Cold Fusion, and Applied Quantum Observation Psionics (Telekinesis via Quantum Observation)
>>705661162
Hmm... I get your point. Makes a lot of sense. Still sad that they killed themself over it.
>>705660735
It's a rogue-like, but one that's more skill based than luck based
>drink
Drinking is bad for you, don't destroy your beatiful body
Erica claimed
>>705660636 (Alice)
Probably. Maybe I need more vitamins. Just a wave of tiredness came over me so quick. I downloaded Terraria before I fell asleep though so should be done now.
Red Wolf standing by.
>>705661162
Boredom and naiveté for these threads, mostly. I'm waiting on my phone to charge so I can listen to things at the gym.
>>705661390
skill based over luck based is definitely appealing to me.
but it's sooo wonderful.
>>705661413
erica *cute
>>705661466
hello akame. how's it going?
>>705661389
Eh, kids are dumb and die every day. If they think it's worth to sudoku over a botched relationship so early in their life, fuck em.
>>705661457
Ah, well, have a good work out then.
>>705660636
You really saved that pic!
What's the matter, anon? Hope you'll get better.
Once you finish the manga I'll show you this one official art where I still can't understand who it is.
>>705661253
>have already been claimed
Then there will be no problems at all
>>705661422
Yay. I'm trying to find some iron right now, need to make a sawmill on my severely neglected single player save
>>705661627
>
>>705661457
That's a fox you cunt
still love you though
>>705661549
hey what's up betty
>>705661728
>>705661389
did esdeath kill self?
>>705661549
It did appeal to me very much too, since I've played since beta
>but it's sooo wonderful
You're also wonderful and we don't want you losing that attribute now, do we~?
>>705661827
Just recovering from the flu I had on the weekend. Should all be done soon though.
I'll be back in a little bit, time to channel my inner Alice and eat
>>705661863
your post is mildly confusing to me.
>>705661973
nothing much, just hanging out here for a while. how about you?
>>705662209
maybe I'll give it a try sometime.
the alcohol makes me even better. besides you already know I think very little of myself.
>>705661549
<3
>>705661728
How do think we should deal with suicidal people? They're in an emotionally confused state of mind, so it's hard to reason them out of it. Suicide at early age is such a waste of potential, but they don't realize how much life has to offer at later years in life.
>>705661902
Holo is a wolf, my good sir. She makes that clear enough all the time.
>>705662475
Whorebo is a wise fox
>>705661356
Still here?
>>705661863
Hello and goodbye.
Need to get some sleep.
>>705662559
You wanna go?
>>705662401
You do? You shouldn't
>>705662595
Me?
Or Kurisu? IDK why but she hasn't responded to me.
I'm also doing some work for this Discrete Math class... it's very annoying.
>>705662432
<3
>
>>705662652
goodnight syndra.
>>705662817
shouldn't what?
>>705662726
sure
want me to suck you?
>>705662882
Shouldn't think very little of yourself
>>705661356
Feel free to fund me when you go to the next level. How's your social network going to go?
>>705662999
Yeah suck my big WOLF beenis. It'll be okay because it's a feminine one.
>>705663235
that's too gay even for me
>>705663084
ah. hard to break that habit. been like that as long as I can remember.
>>705663838
how's the potato? <3
>>705664042
tasty is very good.
>>705662401
got back from work, bought my self another cd pouch because my first one was full and my glove compartment became messy. I'm sorting this out now
>>705664166
a cd pouch? that's weirdly adorable. I haven't really had cds in ages. I just download all my music, or use google play music. but that's cool. have a pretty nice collection?
>>705664177
nice fang
>>705661728
I get your point but to be honest, everyone did some stupid fucking shit during their childhood. Only difference is the internet couldn't shittalk about it. I'm sure they'd have grown up to be normal well adjusted people. I mean, like you said, they were in high school
>>705663830
Aww, come on, you gotta make an effort at least
>>705662325
I see. Sure hope so. For some reason I haven't experienced those in the past two to three years.
Bon appetit!
>>705661863
Oh boy what was I thinking opening this again. This is a lot to get to grips with again.
>>705664473
Khhh.
>>705664458
I make an effort. it's just not enough.
>>705664484
>chu <3
Waifu's are cancerous, sage goes in all fields.
>>705664591
I'll make an effort with you too then
>>705664354
It doesn't look so adorable because there is a lot of bones and blood on a bunch of them, but it's a nice collection. I need them for my because I hate the radio. I only have around 40
>>705662875
You, silly!
>>705664696
>Sage goes in all fields
what are you babbling about you flaming faggot
>>705664696
>trap threads
>ylyl
>mother will die etc.
But yeah th threads with simple discussion and entertainment are the cancer. Kys
>>705664696
>>705664903
Tali is always right.
>>705664822
That more of a grin then smile
>>705665107
And whorebo is always wrong
>>705664819
sounds like a plan.
>>705664833
the idea of you having such a collection that you need a pouch is what is adorable to me.
yeah the radio is the worst. I just listen to whatever on my phone instead.
>>705665114
the picture isn't the best, but I'm limited because there's only so many affection pictures with betty in the first place, and some of them are above the new 2mb limit. life is hard, erica.
>>705663121
>Feel free to fund me when you go to the next level
What you wanna research?
>How's your social network going to go?
Hopefully, it'll go well.
I've been trying to code it in between other things.
I rewrote it like 3 times over the summer until I came up with an API that works
>>705664851
??
>>705665212
In that case you aren't a faggot.
>>705665107
Whats up foxy
>tfw currently playing mass effect with my doggo
>>705665239
The 2MB limit now sucks.
>>705665482
yeah, it really really bites.
>that's a nice picture.
>>705665380
Driving to the gym to make sick gains.
Also she's a wolfy.
>>705665371
i'monly a slight faggot
i don't like futa
>>705665598
Even better tbh
I'm bored, someone, give me memes.
>>705665772
>pic related
>>705665706
Before watching the anime I thought she was a fox too honestly.
>>705665772
>your life
>>705665772
>Rem
>>705665987
>>705665995
Savage
>>705665239
can't plug my phone in my radio :(
>>705665772
Dan Mcreesling.
>>705665583
Thanks yours to.
>>705665353
I work in physics & AI for a company who does a lot of work in VR (and AR but I don't do much of that). Not sure what I'd want to research though, I'll let you know after you fund me.
Ah, cool. What have you written it in? I did a few small website projects on the side over the summer too, since we're less busy during that period. Now that I'm back in the heat of things I don't have much time to dedicate to my own projects, not on work time anyway.
Love listening to other people's projects tho.
>>705666166
you don't have an aux in in your car?
>>705666261
steamy~
>>705666273
please stop being a walking cringe fag
>>705665987
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwZ6hBwTogg
>>705666208
I can't stop laughing a bit everytime I see one of these.
>>705666273
:^)
>>705665972
What's with your waifu and apples?
>>705665772
>>705666516
but wait, there's more
>>705666757
HAHA
SO GREAT CHARA
Fucking mentally challanged humor
>>705666285
>Ah, cool. What have you written it in?
Standard LAMP stack, so I have the backend in PHP and the database in MySQL.
I'm using jQuery, though, for some extra nice functionality on the frontend.
If all goes well, though, I'll eventually be able to put it on my own server and not host with someone else. In that case, I'll probably slowly switch to a SCAR or LARC stack. The S/L has something to do with the UNIX OS I wanna work on developing. The A would have to do with a webserver software I'd also like to custom develop, and the R would be a database application I'd like to develop. C is just C/++ for backend.
But, in between, I'd want to move it to some kind of UNIX, maybe UnixWare. I might switch the DB to Oracle or something in that time. I don't really know that many webserver options, though, so I'd probably stick with Apache.
On the other hand, I'd probably try to rewrite the backend in C/++ as soon as I can move it to my own server
>>705666715
My working theory is that it reacts with her brain on a chemical level similarly to cocaine with regular humans. That's the only excuse I can find for her spending hundreds of dollars on apples.
Pic related
>>705666454
Nope :/
>>705666757
More memes
>>705667334
Apache always works. My project's were just a LAMP stack with some nodejs on the front end, since a lot of employers are raving about nodeJS being the next big thing I thought it would be worthwhile learning it. I've had some problems with Oracle and wouldn't really recommend it but I guess everybody has their own experience.
Sounds like a lot of fun for the whole thing though and writing it all from scratch is some fun project. I wish you every success anyway
>>705666757
Where the memes at?!
>>705667660
>>705667912
Keep em coming boys
>>705667525
well that's a bummer. I don't even have a car at all though, so don't feel too bad.
>>705667660
yuuko~
>>705667660
An Yuuko!
>>705667900
Hello Dr. Pepper. It's been a while since we've last spoken.
>>705665772
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>>705668065
>good heavens
>>705667896
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>>705668066
>>705668194
Hellooo shiro
Hiya drills
How is today for you two?
>>705668066
Cupcake is that you?
>>705668196
>Me
>>705668035
Hello Alice lover!
>>705668066
It's alright, I wouldn't have a nice collection like that if my radio didn't suck
>>705668339
I'm doing pretty good myself. How about you?
>some guy confessed his love to a friend of mine
>what do i do
>>705668339
it's pretty okay, how are you?
>>705668491
it is, who is this?
>>705668533
very true, very true.
>>705668339
Oh sup Yuuko? I was going to bed in about 14 minutes. Oh and I never showed you my two kittens, did I?
>Chara
>>705668504
Hey there, Neptune! I've been looking for ya.
>>705667900
>I've had some problems with Oracle and wouldn't really recommend it
I can understand that, too. That's why I was so conditional about "MIGHT move".
Oracle has proper functionality for check constraints, though, whereas MySQL completely ignores them, and you HAVE TO use enum().
Not a huge fan of either, but MySQL is easier, especially with the auto_increment property.
I could always look into another option, though, but I'd have to really find one. And not one of those meme ones like fucking MongoDB or something.
>>705668535
I knew you had friends
It's time to confess your love to him too and make everything needlessly complicated.
I'm tired, too much to do
>>705668756
See ^
Your frosting is the best part~
>>705668939
don't say such lewd things you perv! goodness.
I assume your picture means things are going well for you too? good.
>>705668894
These are some big kittens.
Nice and black for good luck. I like em.
Nice crotch too~
>>705669086
Wonder
>>705668756
You seem to be on here a lot. What do you do with your days?
>>705669086
hi
>>705668756
Lel i wasn't expecting you to be that person, i'm someone close to your friends!
>>705669277
my life is not great right now, so I spend a lot of time here. or playing video games.
bleh.
>>705669328
oh, well alright. cool.
>>705669222
Nice trips
they aren't really big. In fact, they are half the size as my old cat.
One is two hands full of fur basically.
>>705668897
Oh, well, I'm here now!
>>705669222
Yuuko
>>705669277
Hello
>>705669515
Nepou
>>705664570
I'm back
>>705669203
I'm always great!
And you're very consistent.
>>705669492
I'm too use to bottle feeding mini blobs of fur.
While you're still here, how is life going?
>>705669222
Toast to trips
>>705669685
Oh, nice!
So anon, I've seen you using this pic for a while now and I was constantly triggered by the fact that there's a link at the bottom of it. So I used some of my amazing paint/sai magic to hide it. If you'll look closely it's pretty bad but I think it looks okay on the normal-sized mage. Enjoy. (Lacie-anon)
>i have the biggest penis in this thread
>my cock is huge
>it makes my legs looks small
>girls can't get enough of my manly dick
>you wanna fight me faggot?
>i'm rich and handsome
>ugly loser smells bad
>my troll game is on point
>you faggots think you can step to this?
ROFL >thread
>>705669515
How's today been so far, Nep?
>>705669685
Welcome back!
>>705669716
I am always very consistent. because otherwise would be madness.
>>705669716
It's going fine. Ups and downs, nothing out of the ordinary.
Next week university is starting again and then I'll be mighty busy, so I'll just dick around the whole day
>>705669868
I didn't know u used to visit these threads too
>>705669446
yeah I get that. I hope you take the time to figure out what's the best thing to do
>>705669685
How was your day?
>>705669824
Go on, I'm listening.
>>705669824
>It makes my legs look small
Do you even lift?
>>705668194
I'm not the dr pepper everybody thinks I am
>>705668902
MySQL was okay when I used it, don't know how well it scales. Don't go near MongoDB though, like you said it's pretty meme-y and just reeks of "new age internet tech" so.
>>705669086
Wake up you sleepy fuck
>>705668939
It's an online friend anyways, not too impressive.
I've already told him that I love him like family. He's my only friend outside of /waifu/.
>>705670009
>>705670018
too long didn't read ;)
>>705669905
I hope I meet you IRL so I can smash your head against some wall FAGGOT.
>>705669895
It's a mad world
All around me are familiar faces...
>>705669905
Well i wont keep you from sleep. Do well in uni and in life. <3
>>705670054
Aww that's sweet. I guess it's the time to be happy for him.
>>705669685
Hiya!
>>705669824
>it makes my legs looks small
Skipped legs day most likely.
>>705669868
Pretty meh, like usual. What about you?
>>705670266
I guess you're the dom of the relationship
>>705669982
yeah. thank you akame.
>>705670277
I personally find it kind of funny. but I also find it kind of sad.
>>705670277
Worn out places
>>705670266
Please no bully
>>705670277
Thanks, good night to you too
Good night thread
>>705669822
I love you mama! I need to try and get photoshop able so I can do a proper job of these. I'm going to look and see if I saved any photo's of Lacie on my phone and laptop, let me send them to you.
>>705669868
Why thank you Alice. How are you this evening?
>>705669982
I ended up leaving school early because my guts were being killed by the decongestants I've been taking, and I've been absolutely exhausted the whole day so far. Overall I rate it a 3/10 day.
How was yours?
>>705670051
:( Bullying me. I'm gonna call mama after you!
>>705670367
How are you doing this evening NepuNepu
Beds are comfy
>>705670301
fluffy abuse? may god have mercy on your soul.
>inb4 there is no god
>>705670051
>don't know how well it scales
If you install the extension MySQL Cluster, it scales flawlessly. Any nodes in the system are automatically utilized as they are added, and redundancy fills in gaps when one goes down, breaks, or is removed.
>Don't go near MongoDB though, like you said it's pretty meme-y and just reeks of "new age internet tech" so.
MongoDB is a NoSQL system. It does have its purposes, but it is by no means an alternative to a tabular structured database.
MongoDB allows for the storage of OBJECTS as opposed to fields of data.
It can be utilized properly with Node.js, because Node can be run on the backend, and JS has innate functionality for Objects.
But, for my project, that really has no purpose, and IF I wanted to store objects, I can just create a PHP (or C) parser to generate the data properly.
I'm probably gonna have to get off very shortly though to go to the bathroom and some stuff.
>>705670520
>>705670518
Worn out faces...
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>>705670536
Goodnight.
>>705670635
I'll look forward to it!
>>705670277
But, the problem is, they're both guys, I don't know how my friend feels about gay stuff, they've been friends for years now, and other shit.
>>705669958
Who are you.
>>705670367
Pretty monotous so far. I do have Pizza Hut to look forward to. I'll actually be able to feel full again for once.
>>705670635
I'm doing just okay! What about you?
>>705670852
Bright and early for the daily races
Just finished Konosuba and I think I fancy Megumin.
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