>no naggin >no judgement >no poop >no period >wont
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>no naggin
>no judgement
>no poop
>no period
>wont leave you
>wont cheat on you
>only have to pay for her once
>will never get mad at you
>will fuck you whenever you want to
Why would you not choose a waifu doll over a real woman?
Some people are fools my friend, we're among the elite.
>>705656953
Doll won't make you a sandwitch
>>705657359
No but subway will.
>>705657453
Fuckin weird doll guys: 1
Logic: 0
>>705657359
doll wont scream "MUH WAGE GAP"
>>705657359
>sandwitch
it's spelled sammich you fool
>>705657453
>>705656953
Because a doll ain't gonna ride you or suck yo dick after a long days work. Not that you have that fuckin problem watching anime all day
>>705656953
Doll won't buy you shit for Christmas
Doll won't split screen borderlands with you
Doll won't cum from your dick
Doll has dead lifeless eyes
Doll won't say she loves you
Doll won't suck your dick without you making it
Doll won't cook
Doll won't help you with stuff
Doll is necrophilia
>>705656953
post more pics so I can see how bad this product really is.
I mean for science.
I mean for shits and giggles. HA HA...wouldn't it be funny?
POST MORE PICS
>>705657824
Dumb nigger.
Checkem.
>>705657934
You can't argue weeaboo
>>705658051
win
>>705657128
Arent they basically life size pocket pussies. They dont fuck back or moan
>>705658051
Who needs love when the only purpose for an actual intellectual is two train and condition his brain. I use my dollies only for sexual release unlike you. And I don't believe in Christmas fuckhead.
>>705656953
I need someone to cook and clean.
>>705656953
>not alive
>a fucking inanimate object
>no fetishes to explore with
>no fantasies to fulfill for her
>never giving any orgasms
>basically no sex
i prefer sex over jerking off using a creepy doll, friendo
>>705658252
>actual intellectual
>two
Be assured that I had a hearty kek at your expense.
>>705658451
FUCK YOU
>>705657824
Doll holes are not self cleaning like a real girl
>>705656953
No body heat, no response
It's almost better to fuck a corpse
I'll pass. At least by ex-wife was warm when she laid there like a dead beast.
>>705658372
>>705658548
Lol you're such a fucking dumbass xD. "Ohh I won the argument because of a typo look at me." You couldn't debate with me scum.
>>705658372
I wanted one until I saw that asshole
>>705658252
>two
Behold the kekest of keks
>>705658771
I'm not even the previous poster.
Thx for the second kek at your expense.
>>705658616
Forgot that one
They also cost a shitload of money so you might pay someone to hit you in the head with a ball peen hammer
>>705656953
Won't truly love you or even respond to you because it's a FUCKING DOLL.
>>705658879
Than you're both dumb faggots and probably gay swagfags.
>>705656953
>>705658372
Looks like a great extended fleshlight.
I see two problems.
1) How do you clean them?
2) How do you hide them if people come over?
Oh and I guess 3 - can you get arrested for having that model?
>>705658771
No we won because
>used TWO train my brain
You might want to ditch the doll bud
>>705658996
>Than
And the 3rd.
>>705658996
I'm neither of the people you're attempting to argue with, but I just wanted to stop by to say you're a fucking idiot hahaha
>>705658996
>swagfags
Go back to fucking 2009 reddit
>babe could you go to subway and get me a sandwich
Pic related is her response
If i ever get to the point where I am eating doll pussy i will cut my own dick off.
>>705659150
>>705659127
>>705659190
Lol you fags are so retarded not even worth my time its just spelling errors which proves you CANT even think of an good argument to debate with me. The doll is amazing.
ITT virgins with sexdolls get grammatically rekt by men with actual women in their lives
>>705659386
>its
>CANT
>an
That makes 4.
Keep going m8.
>>705659386
>>705659454
/thread
>>705658808
Butthole is also a pencil sharpener
>>705659386
it's only getting worse. You made a fool of yourself not once but twice.
>>705659524
Lol good argument fam.
>>705659386
We've destroyed your argument already
>hah is perfect woman
Until you have to fist the necrodoll with a rag to clean out your Weeb spunk
>>705659454
Pretty much this.
Epic thread
>>705656953
too lazy to clean her
>>705659650
Who cares if you need to clean it out it is worth it to have like literally the perfect women you dont even have to listen to them talk about dumb shit and its masturbation not necrophilia it is no different from using a fleshlight I clean Lisa after every use anyways.
>>705656953
>will never return your love
>>705659887
You named it
>Lisa
My god man
>>705659995
Youd name it too if you were fucking it all the time.
>>705656953
>Why would you not choose a waifu doll over a real woman?
not enough money to buy one
>>705656953
> no poop
sold
>>705659995
Lisas my cousin crush but since obviously I cant incest with my family I bought a doll that looked like her and I can do anything I want and call out my cousins name.
>>705656953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw6Ue0Po9RI
>>705660159
I don't have too.
My human came with her own name.
>>705657635
> Because a doll ain't gonna ride you or suck yo dick after a long days work.
Nor would the average girl
>>705660468
Yeah you probably have to listen to her bitch about shit all the time and deal with when she isn't in the mood for sex lol that sounds pretty lame.
Because she doesn't fuck me, I fuck her.
Real woman is better hands down.
>>705656953
Because I have the balls to turn a woman into a fuckdoll and you don't.
>>705658808
actually that asshole was the exact diameter of her owner's micro-penis
OMG that guy named his sex doll Lisa
>>705660623
kek
>>705658992
>Won't truly love you
>Implying a woman will
>>705659887
Your punctuation is completely gone.
That's some pretty autistic rage right there...
So, to sum this clusterfuck up:
OP spend a buttload of money on a doll he's barely satisfied with, suffers from a shattered ego because he's 25+ and still virgin, and now tries to boost said ego with bragging online about the money he wasted on finally loosing said virgin status.
What he didn't realize: It does not work this way.
OP is still a virgin, but now became one in denial.
kek.
>>705660674
yeah I already explained it dickhead
>>705660423
>>705658669
>No body heat, no response
one minute in the oven, and she gets ...HOT !!
>>705659050
1) How do you clean them?
Soap and water I guess, take a shower with her
2) How do you hide them if people come over?
In your closet
Oh and I guess 3 - can you get arrested for having that model?
Why?
>>705660567
Oh no, someone has emotions?
Fuck off. That's what comes with fucking a REAL PERSON. You know, someone who loves you and cares about you? Oh, wait, you've never even experienced that, sorry.
>>705660512
yeah they do? dunno what kinda girls you fuckin wid
>>705660567
Nope exact opposite my virgin friend.
Also, can I speak to you about our lord and savior, hooked on phonics?
>>705659296
eww, there's some hair missing on her left eye
>>705660360
In the long run it's cheaper than a real woman
No need to buy her anything
>>705657824
newfag
>>705660512
/b/ getting the average girl.. lol
I think you're overestimating your worth you mongrel
>>705660834
I live in Canada. They ban Loli and apparently sexbots.
>>705660734
Fuck you I'm 21 dick and I've had sex before but it was just unsatisfying and i dont like having to deal with woman and there stupid complaining and not liking any of the shit i do and im completely satisfied with Lisa.
>>705660949
Virgin fag
>>705660729
THIS
>>705659713
I guess she won't divorce, neither ask for child support
>>705660958
it's not loli
>>705660729
>>705661021
He must have hit a nerve, kek.
>>705660853
lol not a virgin m8 but nice try and i have lots of friends even if i dont need to experience love because its a waist of our time
>>705661021
>sex was Unsatisfying
>buys a sex doll
Also
*they're
My sides are leaving orbit
>>705660580
you already watched the "Lars" movie, right?
go for imdb and torrent..,
>>705661021
the quality of women you've been with speaks volume of YOUR character. a woman who truly cares and loves you mold into your personality you whiny cunt. you're just a heap of shit that women would love to bitch out instead of suck dry and demand your semen inside them.
>>705661238
>waist
MY SIDES
>>705661241
lol i meant sex with a dumb bitch you fucking asshole learn to do subtext.
>>705661378
Are you, by any chance, triggered?
>>705661299
chekd but thats a bullshit argument only sissy beta cucks need women to help form them into a true MAN im already at the height of manliness and I practice martial arts to so I could probably lay you out in a seconf flat.
>>705661523
lol you wish son I debate with smarter people then you dumb faggots every day
>>705661564
>height of manliness
>buying a sex doll
pick one, faggot.
>>705661378
You mentioned nothing of your atrocious spelling
>>705656953
I'm poor
>>705661029
When she takes half your money, then talk to me
>>705661564
The cringe is real.
Someone screencap this thread.
>>705660512
My girl does if I want her to. Usually I get home first cause she's still in college and I work, but when she gets home she knows I'm going to fuck her senseless. I'm pretty sure she gets herself started on the drive home cause most of the time she's wet and ready when she walks through the door.
>>705661719
im on my phone
>>705661709
lol its true i surpassed the need for a real fucking woman.
>>705661657
>then
>smarter than you
*than
IM FUCKING DYING
>>705661657
>I debate with smarter people than you
>cant spell
>>705656953
That shit u don't want in woman are most interesting game in life. And u are faggot.
>>705661865
>>705661861
IM ON MY PHONE STUPID FUCKS
>>705661857
>on my phone
That's not a fucking handicap Helen Keller
>>705661928
So am I.
That doesn't mean I'm retarded like you.
>>705661564
You're 21 kid. We'll talk when you're a man k? I'd be surprised if you knew how your dick worked. Please finish college so you arent a degenerate and a pest to society.
I do martial arts and own guns but I dont need to engage in digital dick measuring to improve my ego. Please... try to lay me flat.
>>705661657
In reality you have barely any social interaction, debate no one, and feel inferior to most other men.
My evidence?
Your atrophied and rarely used grammar.
You did not develop decent communicative skills, since you don't need them.
And now hump your doll and cry yourself to sleep, kek.
>>705661999
Nice trips but fuck off i dont need to spellcheck because it waists time and im busy owning all of you fags
>>705661928
Ar yue trrigred
>>705661999
>Helen Keller
MY SIDES
Also Chekt
>>705662114
>WAISTS
THIS THREAD WINS THE INTERNET
>>705662114
>waists
THE FUCKING SECOND TIME IN A ROW
>>705657557
manwich*
>>705662114
In complete denial.
Kek.
>>705657548
Only whales do that
>>705662050
lol 18 is when somebody becomes a man so i dont need to take shit from an old faggot like you i could whoop your ass even if you have guns
>>705662068
lol I already said I have lots of friends jackass i talk to them all the time.
>>705662127
nO
>>705657359
Did this nigga jut write sandwitch?
Like some syrian sorceress?
>>705662114
my WAISTS are in orbit
this is why we stay in school children
>>705662362
>lol 18 is when somebody becomes a man
>I already said I have lots of friends
topkek.
>>705662362
Post your Facebook so we know you're telling the truth
>>705662362
You classify as a man at 18 but you don't become one until 30-40 years old.
>>705662362
>>705662504
lol im in university dumb shit
>>705662547
no im not gonna let you tell my friends about Lisa.
>>705662568
speak for yourself sissy boy
>>705657453
underrated post
>>705662700
Full fucking autist.
And he doesn't stop either.
>>705662568
Not to argue but I'd say you're a man when you can get by solely on your own and have real common sense with HALF DECENT GRAMMAR UNLIKE OP
>>705662830
lol im not op im the second poster
>>705662825
lol im not autistic prick Ive been tested.
>>705662700
This is sad. Just stop man, you're not gaining anything from it.
>>705662996
>Ive been tested
My WAISTS just left the solar system.
>>705662996
Half yue bean tezded four retardation
>>705662362
the teenage angst is strong with this one
>>705662996
>he has actually been tested for autism
>>705663182
lol youre calling somebody who isnt an autist an autist dumbass so your probably the autist.
>>705663222
im 21 fuckhead!
>>705656953
> no soul
And what's wrong with girls pooping? Everybody does
>>705663401
topkek.
>>705663401
You talk like a 16 year old
>>705663541
Fuck off im smarter then you dickhead
>>705663401
>the teenage angst is strong with this one
did i stutter?
>>705658451
Fuck women. All they do is bitch and complain. I cannot wait for AI to really take off because then they lose all leverage. Fuck those feminist cunts.
>>705663895
No i just corrected your retarded ass because youre being a lying DIPSHIT xD
>>705657526
>>705663773
He's still going. Despite being completely anonymous, he still needs to validate himself on an anonymous Mongolian squid-stringing board.
>>705664110
He said angst you retard. He didn't say you were actually a teenager
>>705664158
lol youre so fucking stupid if you think i need to validate myself in an image bored i just love owning beta cucks like you a tdebating.
>>705657453
Made my day anon, made my fuckin' day.
someone post the link to the really expensive loli dolls.
>>705662700
>21
>university of phoenix
>dollifag
>does tae bo
>waisting time
>>705664305
ill gape your mum lying faggot CUNT I own him so you make up some mistake xD
>>705664450
>tdebating
Can't argue with that
>>705664559
i never said university of phoenix i live in edmonton dumbass xD
autistic white boi just mad cuz his tiny white boi dick don't satisfy no fried chicken delicious
>>705664748
What's your name? It's probably some beta-sounding name
>>705664908
Nigel
>>705663773
>smarter
>then
Jesus Christ
>>705665011
>nigger
>niger
>nigel
small dick white boi confirmed
>totally doesn't look like a dead body
I've been thinking about getting a doll.
wife doesn't mind if i do, as long as she gets to watch me fuck it
>>705663970
i understand if you're a total social reject and you cant handle being around people
>>705665457
lol fuck off my family is from england dumb shit im not a fucking filthy nigger
>>705657824
Doll won't buy you shit for Christmas
Doll won't split screen borderlands with you
Doll won't cum from your dick
Doll has dead lifeless eyes
Doll won't say she loves you
Doll won't suck your dick without you making it
Doll won't cook
Doll won't help you with stuff
Sounds like my wife!
>>705665884
You probably shouldn't have married your sexdoll
>>705665884
Kek
>>705665884
Xactly
>>705666015
Topkek
>>705665748
>implying women are people
Just want to thank all the doll fuckers in here for removing themselves from the gene pool. You did the right thing
>>705666186
>woman detected
>>705657557
Zozzle the noob fish....
>>705666122
>implying that was original/funny
But...I like when they have there period,when a woman is wearing a pad is when shes cutest
>>705656953
Please vote democrat doll faggots/fuckers. And don't shoot up any schools or public places.
Thanks,
Society
>>705656953
>a literal fucking doll
>>705666415
Do you know where you are?
>>705666415
>pls don't vote for trump and also you're all edgy teenagers
>thanks, liberal faggots
>>705666186
Why are you so terrified of sex dolls? Are you afraid it might undermine the only value women currently have?
>>705666415
You sir are a mongoloid child
>>705656953
no feminine penis
>>705657934
Lol someones mad and borderline suicidal due to loneliness
>>705668499
Why do women always attack your social standing?
>>705658252
>intellectual
>two
Jesus man. You are the saddest, dumbest, most pathetic self absorved fat fuck i have seen try and defend their shitty life. You cant even retort with boasting about how smart you are without spelling errors. Seriously it's no wonder you are alone and confide in a doll. You are literally a step away from suicide. Get help man, this is really pathetic and sad.
>>705658550
>>705658771
>>705658996
>>705659386
You literally have brought up nothing that supports what you are saying. If anything you have proven what a sad waste of life and space you are. Your arent smart, you will not reproduce, and that is a good thing imo. Less degenerate retards like you in the gene pool. Very happy your bloodline will end. You are a sad excuse for an existence and are arguing with people on 4chan over a fuck doll. You are pathetic, there is no rational reason other then shooting a load to have one. You are a sociopath more than likely, and will probably rape murder a woman in te next few years. Get help or hang yourself. You are the definition of pathetic and retarded.
>>705659887
It's not a woman, it's a fake doll lmao you delusional far fuck. No matter how many weebs dupport you (maybe 3) you are mentally ill and sad as hell. You have never been with a woman, so get real neckbeard trash
Where can I buy one?
>>705669729
>It's not a woman
>It still has a vagina
So like a better version of a modern woman?
>>705661021
Virgin detected.
Its worse you hit the bottom of the hole at 21. Shit man just kill yourself now. You are sad. Its not a her btw its and it. Its not a real person and never will be. And sex with real women is miles better. Confirned worthless virgin weeaboo trash
>>705658228
> implying real girls dont do this
>>705659050
>1)
Fill it with cum until the old cum leaks out
>2)
C'mon, who are you fooling? Ain't nobody coming over.
>3)
You can get arrested for much less in any English-speaking Western country.
Reverse search the Image of the Doll. Odds are he took it with a cellphone and they leave a watermark, then you can search google for pics with same watermark, they will link to his facebook if he used same phone to take profile pics
Get to hunting /b/. Lets show his friends screencaps of this thread and show them all "Lisa the perfect woman" lol
We will see how many friends he has after that to debate with
>>705670083
It has a silicone slit. Its not organjc. And not part of a real being. Thus it is not a woman. You are mentally I'll for trying to debate this. Why dont you ask all your facebook friends? They should tell the truth. Lmao you are so dumb
Can't buy a child doll unless I go on aliexpress and get a shitty Chinese one
Calling it now
>op meets kinda drunk fatty while at uni
>thisismychance!.jpeg
>someone seduces her to come over
>"please ignore all the anime body pillows and figures desu"
>girl is all like "im too drunk for this"
>get on bed, virgin cant take fatties bra off
>"anon have you even done this before? Whats taking so long"
>penis retracts more due to hurt ego
>continues anyways
>8 min later gets panties down
>ohmygodwhatsthatsmell
>stick half flaccid dick in smell hole
>cums before first thrust
>annonyes drunk fat whale laughs and gets dressed
>virgin cries on bed, as she leaves
> mid sob as she shuts the door, yells "damn those feminists! They did this to me!" "Women are horrible!"
>calls whale next day, no response
>buys sex doll
>>705662503
source???
>>705661923
Dude thats the funniest shit ive ever seen hahaahaha
>>705668890
Basically
>not just making your own
cheaper tbh
>>705668892
I love how slaves and marks always call free men "pathetic."
Keep telling yourself that being a slave makes you a "real" man.
Rube.
>>705666751
Makes sense
All progressives are women,
but how do u explain the nazis
>>705656953
When I get divorced this will be me.
Anyone actually seen a vid or webm if these dolls actually being used?
>>705673090
How am i a slave? I fuck real women, dont have a gf. You are the one who is a slave to an inanimate doll and your own loneliness lmao. You are a slave because either way you had to pay to fuck. I go to a bar, compliment a woman on something obscure other guys wont notice, ignore her for the night until she is drunk then step in after getting drunk myself. Usually always works or at least gets me a booty call number befire i go home and jack off or call a different girl. Also there are some ones out there that are awesome. You are just a narcissistic sociopath who only tjinks of themselves. That makes you a literal leech on society as you will not reproduce or pass your knowledge and wisdom to your genetic offspring. You are just a consumer that eats and faps in his own filth. So stop trying to act all high and mighty when most women are smarter, and better off in life than you let alone me. You are very delusional, you must be thoughts away from mass murder or suicicde for attention.
>>705660783
> half melted doll face contorted. atleast you can still fuck it
horrifying
>>705674767
>makes post about his sexual prowess and pulling ability
>on 4chan
>in /b
mfw he expects anyone to take the fat ugly cunt seriously.
Dude those dolls would probably reject you. Even plastic has standards.
>>705664564
>xD
kys
>>705675178
Somone struck a nerve
