anyone here over 40 ?
just wondering..is everyone in here just edgy teens?
I think you got your answer old man
>>705645992
41 here
>>705645992
44!
>>705645992
67 here
>>705646345
pedophile detected
>>705645992
45
Have some money (therefore time on my hands) but no one left in my life.
Where else to go but /b/?
45 in 3 more days, reporting in.
>>705645992
42 reporting.
Used to think /b/'s average age was early twenties, but it's probably early teens nowadays.
OP here..i myself am 48 ..its just getting harder to actually have any kind of coherent conversation without faggots like this >>705646399 just popping up like that
>>705646399
Eat shit kid
>>705645992
Over 40, no.
Exactly 40, yes.
>yfw i might be a couple of you motherfuckers dad
23 y/o here, youre an oldfag
also 44
>>705646474
turned 45 three months ago. feels just as old and shitty as 44 so no difference.
>>705645992
29 yo here
>>705646618
found the other pedophile
47 here.
>>705645992
41 normie
>>705646641
not me son..my kid is 45
44 here
testes
>>705646458
Go to the bars man.
>>705645992
>this thread
>>705645992
Close.... I'm 38.
this place used to be nice...i still come here in the hope that it will come back...
why do you oldfags still hang here???
ahhhh the days of our youth.
37 reporting - end me.
>>705645992
extremely happy mobile phones with cameras were not around to record me growing up
extremely disappointed i have still yet to see a nude of anyone i know online
>>705646926
what was so nice about it?
it's the same as it ever was.
>>705646672
Yeah, wtf happened. 44 was definitely hitting a wall.
>>705646774
I thought boomers had enough sense not to come here.... learn something every day i suppose
>>705646883
And what?
Be the old fucker sitting at the end of the bar?
The people at the bars are young enough to be my kids.
>>705646926
Because /b/ didn't exist when I was 18, so I come here now.
>>705647031
nah 50 was the wall lucky i was drunk everyday for the last 5 years. it helps.
>>705646612
No, it just feels like it. See pic related.
>>705645992
Gen Xer checking in. 43 here
>>705647184
Tingling spider sense is telling me Descartes didn't say that.
Since we are all over 40 we should all take up trading CP .
Seems to be what everyone over 40 is doing these days.
It's like trading baseball cards with the chance of getting v& and c&.
>>705646889
>>705646889
>>705646719
>>705646399
its not like that for everyone whos older you dumb faggot..and like youve never searched for candy ? youve never clicked on dropbox threads hoping for pizza?
>>705646998
People have been complaining about /b/ getting worse and other people have been claiming that "/b/ was never good" since longer than I've been here, and I think that both of those things have probably always been true. If you have been here for more than two or three years, though, and you think it's "the same as it ever was", you have a bad memory.
/b/ used to have a wit and a charm that is almost completely gone.
43
>>705646998
less faggots more brotherhood
raids
gore...
.....siiiighhhhhh
Mid-40's here.
The age discrepancies explain a lot of the stupid disagreements we see on /b. I was a much different person 20 years ago. The things I like now, I could not have imagined liking back then. The things I liked and thought 20 years ago seem like the mistakes made by a totally different person today.
>>705646458
where do you live? are you having a midlife crisis? why not spend some of that money/time creating a life where you don't feel like 4chan is your only outlet for socialization/entertainment??
>>705647172
Shit, even getting drunk is a chore now. Nowhere near the fun it used to be. Pills can kinda still be fun, though.
>>705646889
>>705646719
>>705646399
That's right !
Now show us you boy butt.
It's just like a girl's butt but tighter and forbidden.
lol just know in the adult world you are a girl.
>>705647806
All love is gone.
Passed away or walked away.
So shut down.
>>705646458
come and help a /b/ro out then..im getting evicted and i have no job..also wife and kid..so move to greece and help me open a bussines..save my live and i will change yours...
>>705647603
LOL confirmed
>>705647768
Really?
I haven't changed much mentally since I was 25. I just argue better and stay calmer.
My tastes haven't changed much either, other than I can't watch TV anymore because it's all bullshit, including stuff people cream their pants about, like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, etc.
>>705647849
i feel not right until my 6 am beers.
Airwolf?
>>705648052
can't as the money I had is pretty much gone.
Also I have a cat to take care of and she doesn't want to move.
>>705647666
I've always seen it as the signal to noise ratio. You get the occasional good thread that interests you, and that keeps you coming back. I don't even remember how long I've been around (7, 8 years maybe?), but I don't ever remember it being consistently great.
>>705645992
fuck of old nigger
22 here, i though i was on the older side for /b/ guess not.
>>705647806
>are you having a midlife crisis?
I'm not that guy, but I'll tell you this:
If you don't waste your twenties and thirties on some stupid whore and her rugrats, you don't experience a midlife crisis.
>>705648228
why do you young faggots feel like you have dibs on everything..we are the silent majority.....................................where you are i have been..where i am you will be
>>705647903
my butt is loose and dirty. i dont knowwhat youre talkin bout.
>>705647086
then go to a phish show or a dead and co show.. there are all sorts of older heads that have been around the scene for 30+ years and are actually highly respected by the younger generation...
I've seen 50/60 year olds with BANGIN HOT hippie chicks in their 20s.. older guys with the credit cards to buy a few hard-to-find tickets do VERY WELL on tour....
hit me up if you wanna talk about it and road-dog it up some time; I'm only 27 but I'm not above hanging out with older cats
>>705647768
>>705648059
Agree with both
Still like a lot of things I liked 20 years ago but now I stay calmer as getting all pissed off doesn't work well.
Only raises your blood pressure.
Also now I can see clearly he dumb shit a lot of people think and say.
My energy is lower but my logic is much better.
>>705648475
Filthy boy whore.
I wish I could go back to my teens and 20s I would have sold my ass for top dollar.
posting old people rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2VZjE6JdHg
>>705648260
....shit, I'm 24 and going just that.
>>705648425
I was just saying i thought the major demographic for /b/ was mostly younger. I'm not calling dibs on anything. Torque your rage down old man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij99dud8-0A
>>705645992
35. Im getting there
>>705648215
That's completely true, and that's what's meant by "/b/ was never good", but there's far less interesting stuff now than there used to be. A much higher percentage of the posts consist of pure stupidity than did even three or four years ago, and that has been the trend for longer than I'v been here, which is about the same amount of time as you.
>>705648693
my rage is unimaginable grasshopper..
pic is me ..i will rip of your head and make a bong out of your corpse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1B_pZC8aWU
>>705646458
Bro, there are places...
But fuck. 4O. Living in a hotelroom, divorced, sniffing coke and getting drunk in a thirdworldcountry.
Where else to go? Prostitutes? Fucking backpackers?
>>705645992
/b/ is mostly underaged, because it's mainstream. all you need to know.
>>705648711
Obligatory.
>>705648924
You look like some dude who barely graduated high school and went immediately into some dead end job that you've been at for the past 20 years.
Thank you for cleaning up our toilets and stuff but man your threats are pretty weak.
>>705649198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKP-bVViPX8
>>705649198
you may be right anon..but never ever have i lost a fight, lost a woman. lost my dignity or lost my manhood..i regret nothing and i expect nothing..
43 and old enough to remember before Photoshop when you had to cut the celebrities faces out of your mum's magazines to stick on women from the lingerie section of the clothes catalogue.
Now THAT was an art form!
>>705647666
Congrats on the deviltrips. /b/'s been shit since the feds took over the modding - but beetween the shitstorms there is still some genuinly interesting discussions.
You learn to scroll the summerfags as fast as u cum when babyraping.
57 here.
>>705648916
Yeah, I agree with that. A lot of the shit is repetitive between the cucks, the trap threads, the virulent racism. Not that I'm opposed to any of it; just because I might disagree doesn't mean I think it shouldn't be there. It's just not really 'fun', just like gigantic pointless wank-fest of shitheads trying to shout the loudest to be seen.
So where's a misanthrope to go and have a good time these days?
>>705645992
35 but I feel like I'm 50
>>705649498
You're arguing with a some asshole over the internet and threatening them.
Feels like you lost some of your dignity.
>>705649648
dammit dad !!!!get off the computer,take your meds and go to sleep..before i come up to the old folks home and put the belt to your ass
I turned 42 a week ago. I agree about getting drunk now being a chore, or rather, lost productivity the day after doesn't seem worth it anymore. My 17 year old self thought by now we'd have legalized recreational drugs and prostitution, but the fear is strong against real freedom. It's more of an Orwellian dystopia than I'd imagined, and if Clinton makes it into the White House, well, that's when we'll see real tyranny. Trump is just a blowhard...
>>705649814
yeah..i just pondered that myself...its the vodka talking
>>705649546
48 here. Sears and jc penny's catalogs.
>>705645992
I'm 33. pic still related
Coming up 84 in November. Been using /b/ since I was 10 or 11.
>>705650036
i actually used national geografic
>>705645992
28 reporting in
>>705650105
>using /b/
>>705648059
This
>>705650020
Don't drink and shitpost it's a sure way to lose your "dignity and honor"
>>705650036
Fuck obtaining real porn was a chore. I don't even remember half of how I came to acquire my stash. I'm pretty sure most of it was nicked from parents and friends of parents.
>>705645992
>is everyone in here just edgy teens?
yes. If you're older than 20 and still go on 4chan you're sad tbh
>>705650161
Damn. Yall had money. Fuck, I remember reading and gapping to Song of Solomon in a pinch.
>>705648059
I feel like your me or i'm you
>>705650161
LOL I'd fucking forgot about NG. Can't remember how many times I wanked to some tribe girls titties.
>>705650301
Youngfags wouldn't understand. Back in the day that's just how we spoke.
45 year old fuck up here.
I let my place go so bad (weeds and shit) they called APS on me.
Adult Protective Services to make sure I was not dead or insane.
pic related. me before my webcam died.
gonna use it for my match.com profile.
>>705646672
>>705647031
you should get healthier then. I'm 44 and I feel as good as I ever have in the last 20 years. I'm still flexible and strong...stronger, really, since I was maybe in my teens.
A man should be in his peak in his forties (if he hasn't figured out how to keep climbing...)
>>705650345
Circle K Hindu finally gave in around 14 and so began a love for penthouse
>>705646965
yes, and how
>>705645992
45 here.
>>705647666
You have been visited by the trips fairy!
#666 brought to you by the letter (D)eviant. Congratulations!
>>705650424
Yes because wasting your young (should be out there) 20's is soooo less sad then being over the hill and being here.
>>705645992
I'm over 50
>>705649498
47 here, but I was lucky. Father had a playboy subscription and didn't like to throw anything away. He kept hiding the box they were in, and I kept finding them. Good times.
Wait, you aren't all cute young girls?
>>705650761
how what
>>705650868
cute young girls don't even exist?
>>705650719
figure out?
No
It's a case of will.
No will in the heart = no wind in the sail.
>>705650341
i made my own vodka..im testing it now..
Fuck alot of us 40 somethings here. Work slow?
>>705650941
It's a way to say "very much." So, "yes, very much"
>>705650638
I just checked to see if that's real or if that was how you refer to police. That shits fucked
>>705650429
daaaamn son...the bible??
you goin strait to hell
>>705650806
No, anon, 4chans for young people until they move on... still coming to 4chan after 20 or so (at the latest) seems pretty pathetic, still coming here day after day consuming this awful shit (retarded opinions, bad memes, everyone being pathetic, depressed pieces of shit)... disgusting, anyway..
>>705651079
no work .
unemplyed and drunk
48/m/montreal here. On sick leave from government job. Stoned as fuck, pint number 9.
>>705651079
>Not in my 40's
Workers comp for a fucking month now.
>>705645992
50 and thinking that death may be a better option than life under Hillary.
>>705651178
Drunk and employed.
>>705651222
You have been visited by the trips fairy!
#222 brought to you by the letter (A)ss. Congratulations!
>>705650719
I do work out, I don't eat terribly bad and I'm lighter than I was in high school. Now it's fighting constant tendonitis in elbows, or crippling fatigue that comes and goes without rhyme or reason. Other weird shit, too. I can't take vitamin D or the fatigue becomes debilitating. Who the fuck knows why? Bad genes or some shit.
>>705650848
i broke into my neighbors house when i was 14 to steal a playboy he had lying on the kithen table..i saw it from his window...aaaah good times
>>705651028
Will is a lot of it. Without that, you don't ever do anything. What I meant was finding your own alchemical compound of body-mind balance. I do, among other things, internal martial arts, for example, and with that, you just keep getting better at what you do. Boxing, wrestling, and things like that make you hit your peak when you're young because they're based on muscle strength and tension-based rapidity.
>>705651157
So you're saying there's an approved age limit when you should stop enjoying certain things?
Next you're gonna tell me I should "man up", get married and have 2.5 kids?
>>705651145
No its a municipal service that shows up with the cops.
lol
They interviewed me to see if i was dead or dying at my house.
They and cops were really cool I just had to tell them idgaf anymore.
>>705651333
You have been visited by the trips fairy!
#333 brought to you by the letters (L)ove and you (L)ose. Congratulations!
>>705651236
I got 12 weeks sick leave at 100%. Doc told me to check in in a month. Milking it.
>>705651389
you have sleep apnea
possibly autism also
>>705651352
that picture made me imagined her farting and her gemplug firing out of her ass and penetrating my skull like a bullet. scary
>>705651157
ahahah so at 17 18 19 you are not busy and ya know moving on and doing something????
lol just sit back and enjoy your ride that is going nowhere. stupid kid.
>>705651079
Self-employed, working on the computer at home. It's 80% /b/, reddit, news and porn, and 20% work, usually the night before the deadline.
Sounds familiar?
>>705650161
National Geographic has turned into a fucking left-wing ecofellatio pussy magazine.
40 years ago, National Lampoon was less fictional than National Geographic...
And that, should prove that I am 50.
>>705651352
Nice hair.
>>705651508
Same thing here, after the third day i wanted to go back, knee is fucked up. Been on this site 24hr a day since.
>>705651534
I don't snore and don't sleep on my back.
Probably a little autism, sure. What does that have to do with anything?
>>705650345
Dumpster-diving was first developed to obtain porn from apartment complex trash bins.
>>705651463
>finding your own alchemical compound of body-mind balance
>internal martial arts
Nope. No will to do those either.
Sit
Rot
Leak
Sink
>>705651651
Alfred E. Neuman
.
.
ring a bell?
>>705651071
Ah shit that is pretty legit. How does it taste and what is the ABV?
>>705651785
It's like inviting cancer into your life.
>>705650753
Hustler and Cherry was where it was at tho.
>>705651389
I see. Good for you. If you can, look into cartilage supplements for your joints. Here in Italy, I find this one that's called Arthro-Aid that helps a lot. Diet is a big part of everything. Are you in the US? The food there is very nutrient poor unless you're getting it straight from the farm, as it were.
As for your exercise, as weird as it sounds, try to relax as much as possible while maintaining form and relaxed breathing while you work out. Put your mind and breathing on your trouble spots, too. That helps (Internal martial arts stuff).
>>705651963
Hustler was the best
>>705651635
are you me?
>>705646474
46 next week.
>>705651963
Hustler was the first to show labia. Thick juicy beef curtains. Yum.
>>705645992
I'm in my late-20s, but feel like I'm in my 40s.
>>705650345
shit man...1982 my friends and i had a reel of 8mm black and white 70s porn...damn .i cant even count how many times we saw it ,,until the lamp on the reel macine burned it...
>>705651861
Yes, MAD magazine...almost as good as National Lampoon.
>>705652006
It doesn't sound weird. My wife is a martial arts instructor. She's always talking about being like water. So it makes sense.
>>705651815
I remember before having a family pc. Victoria secret catalog would come and disappear for a month between my dad and I.
>>705650345
Used to rent mine.
So embarrassing going into the forbidden sector of the video store.
Was always in the back behind bar saloon swing doors.
>>705651635
Very. Real work is about 20 hrs a week. The rest is apathetic Web surfing
>>705645992
Not using the Sears lingerie section as porn
>>705651898
the truth is it tastes like ass..but it comes out at aq healthy 48 percent..i need to figure out how to get better flavor..any ideas? im currently using a mix of potatoes and grapes
>>705652127
We never had the projector. We had to enjoy such things with a fucking magnifying glass, a flashlight and a crusty sock. Good times~!
>>705651963
True. Long ago enough to require the wife not to shave. Just don't get the baby lips thing
>>705652384
mix it with some cranberry juice or OJ.
>>705652124
how the fuck would you know what it feels like to be an age you've yet to reach
are you retarded
and wtf is your photo
>>705652118
Now i want arbys for dinner
>>705645992
I'm 36, and will probably be here still when I'm 40+. /b/ is liek second home.
I still have the playboy with Susan Summers in it.
1980 i think.
>>705652549
im tryin to get the original mixture to taste good..then i'll work on the mixing
>>705652561
Disillusion. Passive-aggressiveness. Pessimism. Apathy. A disinterest in sex. Existentialism. So on, so forth.
>>705652384
After you distill it you could infuse it with something like fruit or even tomatoes or pepper.
Just take the stuff and soak whatever you want it to taste like in a closed tight jar for a week or so and that'll hopefully make it taste better.
Also filter the fuck out of it if you can that'll make it smoother. Like hard core filters not just a water filter. Or distill more than once to get a cleaner product.
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
"
Until you tweens take a snapchat of your Birth certificates and Social security cards. I'm going to assume you just figured out what masturbation is
>>705652699
i fapped to threes comany soooooo much..
and the bitches from giligans island
>>705652242
Been there too, friend. The walk of shame.
>>705652805
im thinking of charcoal filtering..
>>705645992
I'm 40
>>705653031
ahaha but could not resist.
like the old saying
"You will go places with a hard on you would not normally go with even a shot gun. "
>>705652931
Want my credit card's front and back too?
>>705653410
Fuck if that ain't the truth! I've only ever heard it as 'Pussy make ya do strange things'
>>705653031
>>705652242
my video store had it in the basement..with a spiral staircase going dooooooown..ussually one or two others in there tryin to avoid eye contact..just grab anything and leave
>>705652983
Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek voyager, 7 days, buffy the vampire slayer,baywatch, and the relic hunter with tia carrere. fapped to non stop.
>>705653499
yes please
>>705653331
Ok, dude. Of yr moonshining charcoaling is obligatory unless yr selling directly to hobos.
>>705653747
Coming right up.
>>705645992
I'm 36. Been coming to 4chan since December 2003. I was in my early 20s then. WT Snacks, Soviet Russia and Moot all heros of a bygone era. Some of the faggots that are on here now were barely wiping their asses in 2003. 4chan didn't use to stand for anything, we were here for lulz at anyones expense. Too many white nights now using Anonymous as a fucking shield. Anonymous doesn't care about what you believe in, we smash what you believe in and laugh because we can. Our biggest mistake was making Moot Time Magazine most influential person. We broke the first rule, old fags like me ruined our oasis for a keks that weren't even that great. I rarely post anymore because nothing is OC it's all trap treads and FB fap threads with 9gag mixed in. The day I saw a minion meme on /b/ I knew it was over. Good night sweet Prince.
>>705653707
Same fag here. Pretty much the upn lineup.
>>705653707
Fap to 7 of 9 freeze frame? I did...
>>705653707
dont forget Golden Girls ..and the love boat
>>705653707
>>705653895
>>705653985
>>705654047
You gapped to Blanche!
Sick fuck.
She was a bloke in drag!
>>705653331
That would probably make it taste better.
>>705653985
Dude that episode when she asked Harry for sex WTF!? I was yelling at my tv like this
>>705654155
Show her tits in that tight suit tho...
>>705653767
but ive seen it being made without filtering and it was fuking delicious..straight outta the still..this is what im going for..i think its the fermenting that im fuking up on
>>705646712
26 year old here. Anon why do we have to get older? =^[
>>705652745
that's not age related, you just have issues m8
good luck
>>705649708
Excellent question, but I don't have an answer for you.
To me, this place is nothing but a porn board now, and I can get porn anywhere.
>>705653855
this
>>705654327
>>705647412
Fuck off FBI
>>705645992
45 here. Had no place to go after the daily rotten shutdown. Perhaps I need somewhere else to lurk.
>>705645992
>ITT: old fags complain about old fag shit
>>705651079
Looking for work, not having much luck.
>>705653610
yup and try to slip in and out so the normals do not see you.
>>705648260
This is probably the best advice I've ever seen
>>705645992
46 reporting in.
been here since beginning.
>>705649688
Lies!
>>705654737
>ITT: New Fags jack off to dudes with tits.
>>705651222
Nice trips faggot
43 but mostly on /pol/ because fo the edge fags on here.
>>705652046
Yep, loved me some Hustler.
>>705651489
Ily trips fairy
>>705654333
Oh. That level. Then I dont have much to add.
Brass kettle etc. Multiple destillations. Herb filters like Bombay Sapphire and such... That, my man, is an art... try Grappa and the spanish Orujo (but not storebought), they have made pure art of no charcoal.
>>705654539
Oh yes...
>>705652242
Never got embarrassed renting porn.
ahhh the 80s
>>705652242
I remember those back rooms in blockbuster. Kek. God damn I miss the whole blockbuster experience. So much. On a Friday night, going with your friends and their parents (most likely) to get a couple awesome movies that weren't ruined by the internet an hour after they hit theaters. Then stopping by the grocery store and hitting the candy aisle on the way home. It doesn't sound like much, but in retrospect those were some of the best times of my life.
>>705652442
Nickel please
>>705653707
Tía Carrere was a fucking babe
49 here
>>705655606
Some days I miss being in high school. First time i ever saw 4chan was at my friends halo lan party back in 2004.
>>705656324
She never really aged, I would bang her out today.
>>705656402
Damn I was looking for that pic of the early 2000s LAN party with the dude taped to the air duct to save space. I'm on my phone and haven't organized my pics in forever so I can't find it. It's a great pic tho
>>705656324
Agreed.
44 years old. So many of us oldfags here, having lived a good 20+ years with the internet, would trade it all away for a life pre-social media?
So, how many*
>>705656956
>would trade it all away for a life pre-social media?
WELL, WOULD YOU??
the 80 was the last breath of men being men.
Now (as we see here) our land is full of trap faggots.
>>705657084
I believe I would.
>>705656390
early 40's here. Nothing was better than 70's and 80's movies with all the titties and ass in them.
Jamie Lee Curtis was my fapping material for a good long while.
>>705645992
53 reporting. Emotional age: 14
>>705657207
Jesus get out of my brain, anon. was just going to post an image with her and Tia, two of my adolescent faps.
>>705656828
>>705657160
basically this. Men get manicures and raid their sister's closets for their clothes nowadays.
>>705651475
How can you get 2 and a half kid? You abort the third?
>>705657207
BBC2 movies with subtitles almost guaranteed a bit of Mary Hinge.
>>705657207
I was from the Teri Garr in Young Frankenstein era. "Would you like to have a roll in zee hay? Roll, roll, roll in zee hay!"
70's FTW
>>705657504
>>705657241
26 here but I'm the exact same way mentally.
>>705657207
Younger faggot here. Your right movies never show tits or ass as much as they use to.
>>705657439
Less competition for women for you manly men types now why are you complaining?
>>705657427
FUCK YEAH! Thanks anon you're the fucking man. I'm gonna open up my computer and drudge up some OC for you
>>705657685
Loved her in Mr. Mom
>>705657793
My nigga.
>>705657907
It's the fucking Republican jesusfags. When I was a kid, you couldn't go to see a movie without the whole theater smelling like weed, too.
Finding your big brothers porn stash was like hitting gold!
If you could get the pages apart.
>>705658084
Lel. It's probably due to the fact that I started smoking bud when I was 12. Heavily when I was 14. Smoked bud constantly and got near death drunk every Friday and Saturday. I don't think I learned the coping skills that most others seem to have. It's all good tho
>>705645992
What the fuck are you doing here, old man? It must be embarrassing being a 40+ yo and still browsing some combodian melon farming forum. geez
>>705657400
I can't think of many actresses that didn't have a nude scene back in the 70's or 80's. Shit was sooo much better back then.
>>705658463
I pretty much started smoking pot every day at 15. Didn't really quit until I was about 20. The 70's were over, so what was the point in weed? lol
>>705657909
nah, just if you're going to be faggot, be a goddamned faggot. Don't go through the faggot motions and then try to say "oh, I'm straight".
>>705658854
If you read the thread you'll see there's plenty of old farts here you turd burglar.
>>705645992
50yo. I have a job where I can fuck off for a couple hours/day on the computer. I have a few sites I go to. I come to 4chan for /pol but sometimes come to /b for nudie pics. Sporadically look at some of the other forums but they usually don't hold my interest.
>>705659161
There's this film with Jodi Foster at like, I don't know, maybe 12 years old, full frontal nudity and sex scene. Something like "The Little Girl who Lived Down the Lane." wtf I mean seriously, and half of classic rock is about banging underage girls.
>>705659366
Oh those people that vehemently deny their gay when jacking it to traps are fucking retarded. It you like dick they you're partially gay. They're all at least Bi
>>705648485
I've got to say this is true. I'm 56 and been going to shows since I was 16. I got some good acid at a Phil Lesh show at Coney Island a couple of weeks ago. That just never gets old
>>705659516
I have the original "Pretty Baby" with a nude Brooke Shields. Nice shot of her little butt while she tries to open a door. No beaver IIRC.
>>705659394
It's true, I saw him take one that wasn't his!
19 y/o here. Been browsing since 2008 tho. It's crazy to think that I've lead a radically different life than you older folks.
>>705659274
Weird dude I stopped when I was 20-21 as well. Started getting insanely miserable anxiety /panic attacks from it. Which sucks I miss it so much. So u haven't smoke bud in almost 40 years? You would be fucking astonished with how potent that shit is these days. And did you end up doing a shit ton of blow in the 80s? Also any advice about p much anything would be appreciated brother.
>>705659161
Brit Ekland refused to do a nude scene in The Wicker Man so they used a body double and didn't tell her. She was pissed kek.
>>705659772
That's actually her sister's ass, though, if I understand it right.
>>705657504
Statistically.
>>705659772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d02k10Bz6ro
>>705646458
Has a 50 yo, your/our only hope for young women is to lower your standards and trawl for a single mother that is down on her luck. If she is in her 20's her life will be filled with chaos, though, and it will probably end badly.
>>705659581
Yeah that pisses me off to no avail. I have no problem with fags. I do have a problem with fags who deny they're fags while beating their dick to a dick. Yuck.
42.
Been on 4chan since 2007.
>>705646345
nudes with timestamp. now.
>>705650941
Never seen little rascals I guess
>>705659991
That was pretty common. Body double was used for Brooke Shields for Blue Lagoon, too.
Shit, it's common as fuck now I'm sure.
When I was 16 I dated this girl my age who had fucked Eddie Money and Van Halen, the band. lol
>>705660155
Yeah i agree, i'm a pretty massive fag and i'll accept it and when they deny it they just sound desperate because "Nah no i ain't gay cause gay is bad i just like dicks"
>>705645992
>implying anyone under 40is an edgy teen
>>705660170
I'm 42 and this is new to me. Thanks, /b/
>>705645992
38, staring down the barrel of 40. Developing a strange overpowering desire to start fucking desperate single 50+ Year old women because I can't possibly be bothered to deal with the bullshit of kids younger than myself.
I've been lurking here for longer than I can remember.
Lul 40 year old man saying edgy
>>705659516
You don't know the half.
KISS - Christine 16
Winger - She's only 17
The Police - Don't Stand so Close to Me
Spinal Tap - Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight
The Beatles - I Saw her Standing there
>>705651963
Beaver hunt was my favorite
>>705660559
That's how you cope with "adult" life: by engaging in such banter. Some of the kids on /b/ are comic geniuses, actually. I come here because you guys crack me up daily. I've seen some of the funniest shit I've ever seen on /b/.
>>705648680
This is about right. I like to say I'm the oldest eighteen-year-old that I know. I'm 62.
>>705660640
40 ain't that old dude. Ten years ago that 30 year old anon was roaming around here calling people new fags
>>705660745
Big Star's 13. Most everybody missed Big Star. Mine it. Most underrated band of the 70's.
Just turned 49
Scared as shit of 50
Looking back being in 20's sucked
So did 30's
So far 40's are way easier going- not doing the old stupid shit I used to
>>705659394
>>705659858
>hurr there are other degenerates like me too
Seriously, how do you cope with your "adult" life whilst regularly engaging in mindless banter with troubled 13 year olds on the internet?
>>705660559
Easy, I know when to keep my mouth shut, it comes with age.
>>705660774
Penthouse Forum section.
>>705645992
I'm turning 35 on Thursday.
>>705660349
Exactly man
>>705661061
Are you saying you're under age?
>>705660566
>fell for the 40 meme
>>705645992
48
came for the nudes
stayed for the rekt
now I am
one of you
one of you
one of us
>>705646399
>>705657685
She was hot.
Someone make a faces of /b/ over 40 edition, I think this is mostly idiots claiming to be old
>>705661362
One just assumes most /b/tards are 13 year old summerfags from the retarded posts, but they're probably adults.
>>705661057
Interesting. Looking back, my 20's were awful - a child looking for an identity. 30's were great -comfortable in my own skin, financially secure, still strong as an ox. 40's are a drag - looks are quickly fading, so is my strength. Not looking forward to my 50's and beyond :(
>>705654333
use a vacuum still and get 0.8-0.7 bar and still around 26°c
