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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sexting thread cont.
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reply? u dumb fuk
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roll fag
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roll
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>>705644059
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>>705643674
Need to post rules fag
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Here are the rules because the OP is a fucking retard

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.
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>>705644707
kek
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rollin'.
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rolling
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Not roll
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Rolling
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Rolling for stepmum
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ah i missed the end of the other thread, can someone repost the convo of the guy with his coworker?
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>>705646199
also, fuckkk
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Convo from Last
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>>705646295
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>>705646334
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>>705646367
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roll
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>>705646418
>>705646625
Forgot to link these
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>>705646625
Rofl
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>>705646705
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>>705646769
Last one. Unless the OP comes back with an update
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>>705646769
"Try again" sounds like an in to me
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>>705646835
KeK
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>>705646835
Ughh
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>>705646835
Lool. Rekt.
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trollin
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>>705646835
ty
man, if he hadnt been so stupid to post the number, he definetely could have banged her.
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>>705643674
>Sexting
>Unsolicited Dick pics = Sexting
>mfw
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bampalamp
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roll
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>>705647037
Yea. Always solidly black out the number. That way this can be avoided. She was definitely considering it.
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>>705646860
Yeah and "that's not yours" as her reaction invites him to prove it is. Sounds like it was actually going pretty decently for as well as that can be pulled off.
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roll
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rollerino
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>>705647166
DELIVER
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Roll
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rolling
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roll
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a roll
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rolls
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rollin
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Not roll
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fuck my life, roll. if there is a god let this post be singles
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Roll
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>>705648400
Winrar deliver anon
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rolling
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>>705647136
reroll
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roll time
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>>705648444
Winner winner chicken send her a dick pic dinner
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my sister
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>>705648510
never gettin' dubs
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girl from work
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roll
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roooool
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>>705648444
get rekkty rekt scrublord
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>>705648722
winrar
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What are you all rolling for? OP is gone...
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>>705648444
he deleted the post LMAO ECKS DEE
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>>705648894
Refer to >>705644707
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>>705648722
>>705648444
>>705648400
>>705647166
ITT: faggots only
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rolkl
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Rollerino
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Lord have mercy
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roll x3
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>>705650178
Niceeeeee
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Rolling singles
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>>705650355
winner
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>>705650518
to be safe
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>>705650600
winrar !
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>>705650600
ding ding
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>>705650600
HHEHEHEHE jokes on you, i dont talk to girls.
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>>705650600
Kek.
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>>705650600
Winrar
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>>705650722
Winrar
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>>705650722
>>705650777
Checked
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>>705650833
Fuck

>>705650777
Me.
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>>705650922
FUCK! 3 times....
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>>705650833
kekekekeek
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>>705650922
Double fuck
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THIS THREAD IS THE HOLY DUBS AND TRIPS THREAD BLESS UP FOR ALEX
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>>705650922
Does this mean I have to send it to 3 people?
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this is a dubs thread now.
CHECK EM!
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>>705650777
You have been visited by the trips fairy!

#777 brought to you by the letter (L)esbo. Congratulations!
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Roll
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>>705651133
Winrart
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>>705651133
Checked
H
E
C
K
E
D
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>>705651133
Oh my
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>>705651188
Checked
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Is this thing on? :^(
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>>705651188
holy shit, first time I tried to predict dubs and it worked.
also, check my TRIPS!
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>>705651192
Where is that photo from?
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>>705651363
damn, not this time
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>>705651363
#fukt
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>>705651311
checked
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>>705651363
never push your luck like that
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>>705651311
Wooo
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everyone rollin dubs,
but where r the screenshots fgts?
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Not rolling
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I'll roll
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>>705651376
Your mom's fetish folder.
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>>705652001
That was a close one
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not get.
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>>705651376
From Trips Fairy.... Plz pay attention.
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>>705650178
Subtle
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>>705652396
he had to make sure no diseases first
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rolllllll
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>>705652536
Fucking kek
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Check 'em
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wadap
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rolling today
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a
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>>705652536
Haha! Well memed
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b
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Fucking furries
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>>705653646
Holy shit, if this isn't fake thats awesome.
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>>705653646
Ask for a teaser pic so u can prepare for what youre gonna get.
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>>705654105
this
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>>705653646
I want this to be real so much.
I want good things for you anon
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>>705654105
roll for this
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>>705653646
good job, ifs not fake
also, ask fo tits n share wiht us :)
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Roll
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Roll 4 da lads
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>>705646835
haaaaaaa
that sucks
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I used to sext and fuck her all the time
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>>705653646
horrible response. Also "some weekend" is putting it off into 'not ever gonna happen-land'. Invite her over dumbass or solidify a date
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>>705656038
When you're anon and own 2 cell phones.

"You're the ONLY man that has EVER made me want to be a total skank and talk about you cumming on my face and stuff"

Women don't talk like that, good try.
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>>705657041
Don't believe it lol, I don't care mate.
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>>705646835
>>705640220
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Opinions /b/? fuckable?
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>>705657447
defo
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Other girl, always horny
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>>705657447
Meh, I would fuck her, but her body is just meh
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>>705644707
lol
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kemk
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>>705657991
Agreed, just wanted to make sure my judgement wasn't clouded by horniness
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>>705652536
Well memed my friend
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>>705658563
Just go for it. Sex is sex, and she doesn't look bad. She just doesn't look special or something
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>>705653646
What kind of beta responses are this?

Be a man, and decide place and date


>Hm I dunno, I didn't expect you to say yes lol
> We'll hook up some weekend you're free
>SOME WEEKEND
kys
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>>705656038
Dude what the fuck
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>>705658789

I'm just not desperate, and don't particularly care if I fuck her or not. If I hadn't had sex for a couple of months I'd be a bit more assertive
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>>705657955
>haha

Cut that shit out anon.
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>Tfw you don't have a phone or anyone to talk to
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>>705646835
White knight faggots to the rescue.
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Got a good one for you guys
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>>705659703
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>>705659748
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>>705659806
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>>705659806
>>705659748
>>705659703
This is weird
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>>705659703
>>705659748
>>705659806
>>705659889

?

Do we need party van or what?
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>>705653646
Good luck anon.
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>>705659889

>stop switching ( and ((
>it's a bit confusing

dude what?
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>>705659889
I reported u to the fbi for being a fucking anime jerkoff-cunt. Enjoy your fucking asshole being ripped in jail.
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>>705659560
Why no phone bro?
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>>705660192
>ripped
You're a retard nothing personnel kid
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>>705659703
>>705659748
>>705659806
>>705659889
>>705659901
>>705659955


Y'know that thread yesterday where the cartel guys cut off some poor fucks face, cut off his hands, ripped out his eyes, cut out his tongue, then slowly sliced his throat with a razor blade as he somehow clung onto the little life he had left?

This made me much more uncomfortable than that.
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>>705660345
>nothing personnel kid
THE BAIT
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>>705659703
>>705659748
>>705659806
>>705659889
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>>705660345
Ripped apart, please educate yourself, goddamn. You dont need to think everything literally you can use your fucking head for once. CUNT.
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>>705660307
I don't ever go outside... Ever, I live off of disability benefits and buy food offline. I don't even have a land line because I got sick of fucking Indians phoning me. If I ever want to contact anyone I use facebook but most of my human contact comes from 4chan.
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>>705660504
a meme
is not bait
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>>705659889
What the fuck is the deal with the ( at the beginning of every sentence?
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>>705659889
This really gets my pussy wet.
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>>705660641
>>705660307
It's a pretty good life living off of pot noodles and ASDA £1 pizzas.
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>>705660736
Out of character. Have you seriously never roleplayed raping children?
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>>705660597

CHRIST WHO IS THAT
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>>705660641
How did this happen anon? You've got to break this vicious cycle NOW or it's never going to change. I see you said "phone you" rather than call you, so you're either a britfag or Canadian? If you were in America you could get a free phone. I'm sorry anon =(
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>>705660641
Are you happy? Sounds like a lonely life to me... I've been lonely for big parts of my life but made changes to it. Your life can be so much better if you choose to believe that you can change it
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>>705660928
Kek. No I don't do any of that roleplay shit. Especially not with kids. You do you, but that's not my thing.
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>>705646334
>wrong chat window?
>no
kek
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>>705661124
Motivation bread
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>>705660352
got the video??
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>>705661052
>>705660817
>>705660641
>>705659560
Brittfag and why would I ever want it to change? Even if I did I can't even be bothered to do anything somethimes I don't get out of bed or eat for a up to 3 days untill the hunger pains are too strong.
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Roooooll
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>>705661606
Because you only get one life dude. That's why. There's too much pussy and drugs to not be getting/doing one of them regularly.
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>>705661052
If I had a phone I've got no one to call so there's 0 point to paying for one all it would do is eat at my limited money.
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>>705661602
I shouldn't have to warn you, but this is very much NSFW.

http://theync.com/razor-blade-beheading.htm
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>>705652536
:^)
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Roll
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Last thread 404'd before I could post this.
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>>705657041

Well, I mean.. I'm a femanon. And I talk like this to my significant other. Maybe she's just rrrrrreally comfortable with him.
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>>705661124
>>705661766
Fuck this shit I'm not being told how to live my life I'm fucking leaving this thread and then I don't know what I'm going to do but I can't be bothered to type anymore.
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>>705662023
By leaving I mean lurking.
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>>705661988
Post nudes
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Here we go fucks
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>>705652536
kek
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>>705661895
thanks /b/ro!!
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>>705662018
Sure thing. Tits or gtfo on the slim chance you aren't lying. You bitch.
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>>705660597

moar pls im weirdly intrigued by your abusive pedo roleplay i need to know how old blair wolf is
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>>705662084
I was trying to help. You're obviously beyond help though. You'd fit in over at >>>/r9k/ like a glove
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>>705662160
Underage, sorry
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>>705662217
No problem, you sick fuck. Enjoy.
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>>705662018
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>>705662389
Get rekt cunt
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>>705662376
Now I've been told that I'll fit in at r9k and pol
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>>705662389
Potential soon-to-be child pornography thread reported.
As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content.
These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to 'Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads 'Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism' as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted.
We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act.

We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse.
Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!
Never stop fighting the vile scum of this Earth such as pedophiles and child molestors!
We shutdown Freedom Hosting, OPVA, CPHeaven and many more deep web sites we can do even more!
If you help, support, produce, assist or in any other way endorse child sexual abuse we will find you.

We Are Anonymous We Do Not Forgive Child Molestors We Do Not Forget The Children That Have Suffered
Expect Us.
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>>705662715
Robot 9001 is your best bet. I wish you luck in life, despite you being an asshole. Peace man.
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>>705662857
Damn haven't seen this pasta since like 2014
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>>705662857
die in a fire you sad piece of garbage
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>>705662857
fuck off
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>>705662857
tl,dr

Herp, Derp, derpity -herp
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>>705644707
Here we go
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>>705662715
r9k is full of normies, so congratulations you fit perfectly
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>>705662084
why don't you get a job anon, its fun earning money and fucking bitches.
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>>705663474
Wat
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>>705662857
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>>705663517
read >>705661606
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>>705659348
I didn't know this was a YLYL
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roll bby
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>>705664217
Lolwut
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>>705661895
Dear lord. I was fine until I heard his screams and realised he was alive.

>that nigga just would not di
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>>705664358
It made me laugh my ass off
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>>705665240
this is not
>>705661602
just fyi
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>>705665240
Right? I feel like I'd die of shock, just from having my face sliced off, or my eyes cut out.
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>>705665404
Oh kek
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