trips decides what i do with
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trips decides what i do with
>>705643560
Start a shootout with the police in your town
time and date stamp fucker
>>705643704
rolling
>>705643560
shoot urself
>>705643704
this. unless you are a cuck and only have bullets with no gun. if you have no gun, I want you to throw them in the microwave for 10 minutes.
microwave 10 minutes and record it.
>>705643560
sharpie in pooper
>>705644012
rolling
up the pooper
>>705643560
shove all of them in your anus
>>705643560
take one bullet and apply directly to the forehead
>>705644012
rollingccccc
start a video chatroom and post link in this thread
then on video put them 1 by 1 up your ass until every bullet is inside you
then fill up a small mouthed water bottle and lay with your ass in the air
empty water bottle into your asshole
hold for 5 minutes and then rapid fire the bullets and water out of your asshole on cam for everyone to see
>>705643560
bite down on the back end really hard ,,with the front end pointing INTO your mouth..
post results
>>705644012
Rolling for this
>>705644012
rolling
>>705644012
rollllin
>>705643560
Eat them with milk, like cereal.
>>705644012
roll
>>705643560
swallow 2 of them
>>705644012
rolling again
>>705644012
this or heat them up with a blowtorch
>>705643560
microwave the whole box
>>705644012
>microwave 10 minutes and record it.
Stand well back and rolling
>>705644424
winrar
take them to be disposed of
>>705644012
this rolling
>>705644544
That's not trips FAGGET
rolling for 10 minutes in the microwave and record
Shove it up your ass
>>705643560
Cum on them
>>705644608
>
roll
>>705644544
That's not how trips work.........
Put them back where you found them.
put one in the tip of your penis and hit it with a hammer
take the gunpowder out and make a bomb which you will explode in your nearest city while screaming allahu ackbar
>>705643560
eat them, then post proof here, then post pic of you shitting them out of u
>>705644697
Roll
why are there so many cucks in this thread
microwave on high for 10 minutes and record
>>705644731
reroll
>trips get
>>705644728
this
>>705644697
Make /b/ nice again roll
>>705644012
rollan for dis
microwave
>>705644767
roll
>>705644731
rolling foh dis
>TRIPS
put one in youre urethra
>>705644012
Rolllllling
>>705644887
so close! microwave the fucking things and record it!
>>705644731
re fucking rolling
GIMME
>TRIPS
>>705644544
>>705644731
imma roll til i get my fucking trips
TRIPS GET
trips for the microwave and record!
>>705644728
rerolin for this, you´ll be famous when you get to the news
>>705644012
rollercoaster
>>705644293
Pull the bullet out of the casing, pour out the gun powder and then put the bullet back into the casing.
Pour the gunpowder directly into a big glass of water and when you've emptied them all, carefully spread it in your garden.
Leave the bullets where you found them.
>>705645031
rolllllll
>>705643560
Eat them
>>705644731
this
they see me tripin they hatin
>>705645053
check em
>>705644731
check em
lord kek give me trips so op can microwave these bullets and record it for our entertainment. Thank you oh great kek
>>705644731
triperino?
Up the pooper
find a frog and shove one up its anus. carefully heat the bullet up until it goes off
>>705645199
trips please
>>705645199
or
>>705644731
either way, im top keking
>>705644728
rerollin
Put two up each nose hole
>>705645323
fml
>>705644012
rolllllllllll
microwave 10 min and record
>>705644012
roll
Put your finger prints on them then give the bullets to a black man with gold teeth.
Put one in the penis hole
>>705644731
rollerino
go do a rodge
>>705645434
muthafaka, lord kek must be trolling me!
>>705645390
rolling again
Put them in a fire
elliot rodgers cosplay
>>705643560
Pooper
>>705643560
kill a cat and eat it.
trips for the microwave!
Shoot your game station/computer
>>705644012
roolll
>>705644012
rolling because I think it will be funny
>>705645558
awhfb;ihabfjibejbsd fucking rerolling for the microwave
>>705645077
rerolling
microwave on high 10 min and record
sandy hooks v2
Shoot a dick shape in your wall
>>705644522
roll again
>>705644012
rollin in the trips
>>705644731
rolling for this
I have a frog .... Great idea
put it in your dick hole
ok lord kek this is it. i need trips so we can get these bullets cooking in the microwave. Please and thank you.
Eat ten put ten up the pooper 2 in the dick hole and 2 in each nose hole
>>705644012
rolling for this
>>705644731
trips get
>>705645784
rollllllllllllfuck
>>705644731
GET
Load them all up in a toaster
become elliot rodgers
>>705643560
my trips wants you to eat the plastic and throw the metal away- i want pictures
>>705645784
rollllinggg
>>705643560
into the microwave they all go
>>705644847
reroll
>>705644012
roll
>>705645927
reroll
>>705644731
GIMME MY GOD DAMN HOLY MARY FUCKING TRIPS GODAMN LORD KEK FAGGOT
micr0wave!!!
>>705644012
get
Make some pie, heat up your oven to 220 and ofc put them in
Dump them in a toaster and turn it on
>>705645784
>sound of dice rolling
>>705645902
get
roll
>>705646000
WINRAR
now lets w8 for OP to deliver
>>705646000
WINRAR
MICROWAVE IT IS
>>705646000
HOLY SHIT I FINALLY GOT IT!!!
shoot a cop car!
>>705646000
Winrar, microwave then
>>705643560
preheat oven to 400F
space evenly on well greased baking sheat cook for 30 minutes.
microwave for 10 minutes
>>705646000
Yes!
>>705646000
fucking finally
>>705646000
winrar
>>705646000
FUCKING WINRAR!!!!!!
>>705646000
you have to /b/tard!
give them to the next child you see as a gift
paint them pink for girls
>>705646000
THANK YOU LORD KEK! I KNEW IF I KEPT ROLLING YOU WOULD GRANT TRIPS!
>>705646000
wooo
>>705646000
>>705646250
how's that microwave coming?
>>705646000
>>705646076
Ok let's see it already
Empty out one casing, snort the gunpowder, you can add cocaine if you have some, go and lay siege to the next town over from you, killing all the male children and raping all the women.
Come on op. I rolled a good 30 times for that fucking microwave
>>705646353
look at those b& hands
are you a midget or just 12?
Come on op we're waiting
OP you goddamn scheming hebrew fucker, deliver
microwave them already!!!!!
we all got cucked by op. son bitch
>>705646000
Winrar
Fucking hell dude, do it
>>705646567
>>705646758
>>705646760
he has to microwave it for some minutes. then save it to this pc, maybe convert it wo webm and upload it. just wait you faggets
>>705646839
i won but he isnt delivering :(
>>705646353
that book tho
>>705643560
STICK A LIT MATCHBOOK INTO THE BOX THEN SET IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD IF YOURE NOT A PUSSY.
>>705646000
You have been visited by the trips fairy!
#000 brought to you by the letter (P)etite. Congratulations!
>op delivers
>one bullet goes pop
>microwave stops working
>the end
>>705646908
yea yea yea
>>705646908
>>705646931
He is in the process. I hope. Or dead
I have a gun and i have a gopro
What do You want ?
Is op dead?
>>705647117
we want the bullets to be fucking microwaved! Lord kek has granted the holy trips! NOW DELIVER!
>>705647117
Elliott Rogers 2.0 POV
>>705647232
We already got trips
>>705644012
Cook on stove and stand there shaking the pan like you're cooking them...while recording
>>705647117
Just put the bullets on a nice plate. Put in microwave. Try not to die. If you die we can't see it. Don't die. Film everything of course
>>705643560
Omg, I think thoughts are Magnum PI's. The strongest bullet ever made.
>>705647311
I know i did. thats why i said i want the shit microwaved and op needs to deliver.
kys
Insert two of them in the urethra and post pic.
>>705647158
pretty sure
nothings going to happen you dumb fucks. they'll pop like popcorn and that's it. it's not going to start fucking shit up.
what a wasted trip.
>>705644697
But op I didn't get trips!
>>705643560
"procesor: I5"
shoot yourself right in the head
>>705647706
Is that your kitchen?
>>705647706
DO IT
OP IS A CUNTFIRMED BITCH
eat em
Save one bullet and shove it up your dickhole
>Be OP
>Ask what do with bullets
>anon says put them in microwave
>checkem.jpg
>put bullets on microwave safe dish before putting in the cancer box
>press 5
>watch the lightning inside the humming box
>lookscool.png
>Loud bang from inside the microwave
>hole in glass, look down, fuck im bleeding
>blood wont stop, microwave keeps going, more loud bangs
>feel sharp pain in shoulder, more blood
>abort.gif
>Left a bloody mess crawling on the floor trying to reach the microwave of death
>make sure to take pictures with timestamp so anons know i delivrar'd
>One final loud bang
>everything goes dark
>they will never know my epic tale
>police show up soon after, study the scene, laugh and take pictures
>copanon becomes new OP and posts my story
>anons all laugh
>feelsbad.pepe
>>705648220
BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>705648130
thats why you dont stay in the kitchen
>>705643560
Swallow 2 to top the guy from /k/ that swallowed that one last week.
>>705648220
probably putting an empty box in the microwave
>>705648220
no box faggot
looks like you are just gonna put an empty box in the microwave and act like the bullets are still inside
dont be a bitch
>>705648220
what the fuck's on top of your microwave?
>>705648220
y-you o-k OP?
>>705643560
Spill them onto a pan and heat it until they go blowing up.
>>705648395
>>705648396
THIS, DON'T BE A FAGGOT OP!
>>705648474
Fucking read the thread before you post
>>705643560
put bullets in pot
put pot on stove
wait
?!?!
profit
you do not die before you deliver the video
>>705644012
Rolling cunt
>>705648682
OHHHHH
>>705648682
YEEEES
>>705648682
took you long enough /b/tard
>>705648682
you got this op! dont back out!
>>705648682
>>705644012
Do it faggot
now we wait for results....
>>705648682
keep going
so close to becoming epic OP
we believe in you ivan
NUCLEAR FUSION IMININT
Screencap if delivered
>>705644544
1 off of quints man!!
op will be king /b/ for a day if follow through. Lets see that timer started then gtfo and record from around the corner. lulz
>>705648682
Press start cuntbubble.
>>705643560
put in ass
>>705648671
OP think of the children
>>705648682
GUYS HE DID IT! GO TO CNN NOW!
>>705648682
I don't know if all the faggots here are literally retarded, but a microwave isn't gonna do shit. Bullets aren't triggered by heat, they are triggered by pressure. you could also make some boiling water in the microwave, it'd be more dangerous actually...
>>705648953
>100 off of quints
comeeeee on i gotta get to work but am literally waiting on this.
This waiting gives me boner
If OP delivers he can buy a new microwave with all the internets he'll be awarded.
If this blows up (pun intended), put me in the screenshot.
>>705649098
shut up
>>705644012
Roler
>>705649098
they are metal and will cause sparks inside the shells where the powder is you retard. Something will definitely happen.
>>705649098
Prove it then faggot
>>705649098
See OP, you'll be fine.
DO IT
Put me in screenshot
You can do it OP, I believe in you. Just deliver before you bleed out.
also screenshot my winning trips and prayers to lord kek
Op ???
>>705646000
win focking rar 30 min later slowpoke browse
>>705649411
He dead.
>>705649348
>>705649201
There's not gonna be anything to screenshot you faggots
The Op will deliver, I know He will.
>>705649098
You definitly dont know how microwaves work
>>705649492
there fucking better be
OP piss of
>>705649486
RIP OP
Rest in Peace, OP
We will always remember you.
27.09.2016 - 27.09.2016
"He never microwaved"
Holy shit I hope he's not dead
>>705649525
he is ruski he is different for sure he will
>>705649666
Well Satan, Rip i guess
>>705643704
this
>>705649631
ruski power just trust
op stop being a cuck
What a bunch of idiots. Even if they'll explode there will be minimum damage to the microwave. The casing is what flies off, the bullet will stay where is was.
Come the fuck on OP
what will we do if Op is dead ?
OP is not dead the faggot probably never even did it
>>705649860
well then it shouldnt be such a big fucking deal for op to carry out!!!
You gonna fuckn share it or what.
He's gone. Rip OP
Shoot up a school
>>705649895
There will be plenty more
this thread is giving me a hankering for some good ivan images
I can already imagine OP´s obituary
"Died bringing a smile to million upon millions of anons and microwaving bullets for our Lord Kek"
RIP in peace OP
>>705641111
check em
>>705649895
I don't know I never been to "4chan"
OP won't do it. He will stop posting and some tards will say he died
op is shit. abandon thread.
rekt in peace anon
Roast them in a pot with popcorn.
op is kil
>>705647706
YOU AR MUSLIMS I SW THE CORAN
Something tells me op just pretends to be dead. He thinks his last pic is a scary cliffhanger but it's not any way near as good as the grenade guy
RIP in peace OP
OP, post pic of u dead
OP fails to deliver
ITS OK, MICROWAVE THEM, ONLY THE HAT FLYOFF.
IT NEED A BARREL TO MAKE U AN HERO.
>>705650199
Rip in paperoni grenade guy
>>705650222
RIP in pieces
>>705650199
>it's not any way near as good as the grenade guy
Seconded
OP rest in peace
>>705643704
rolling
>>705650222
Checked
>>705650222
WINRAR, Op is now dead...
Sure, the bullets without blackpowder
he dead
RIP OP You died with style see you on cnn
>>705650222
trips
op is dead
he's with harambe now
>>705649860
Wrong, spark will cause gunpowder to ignote causing an explosion. Explosion will create massive pressure inside a one side casing and release with great force toward the bullet forcing the bullet pellet to fire at the normal speed. Microwave will be destoyed as will kitchen unit/kitchen walls. Not all bullets will go off though only the first one that causes the microwave to cease operating. If the bullets cause holes in the microwave glass door and metallic casing but do not cause the microwave to cease operating then the microwaves will escape the microwave chamber and start to cook kitchen items in the vicinity of the microwave. OP would be wise to stay well clear of the microwave until it ceases to operate or all bullets have fired. Knowing how many have been fired will be hard to determine. Hopefully OP counted them before hand.
>>705650433
He simply didnt deliver. Deal with it
somewone save this epic threat
Abandon shit
have a gobm peenko panu pun pun
>>705650186
Omg is true ! The book...
>>705650057
what's a "4chan"
>>705650560
I think you dont know how bullets work
>>705648682
OP is kill
