Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
I'm not a bitch. Roll
roll
Roll
>>705636763
roll
I wont deliver anyway
I was born in a helicopter
roll
Roll niggers
What i got?
>>705637263
Re-roll because I'm hilarious
rolling
Late night roll
Cmon
>>705637299
Kek shouldn't have re rolled
>>705637303
those are hot tits
Also Rollin
>>705637299
Waiting
>>705637299
Whos it gonna be anon?
Pics of her?
rolls
>>705636763
Not contributing but thats pretty fucking retarded
moles
>>705637471
Why the fuck do you end everything with xxxx?
Rolling
lez do dis
rolling for dubs
>>705637666
checked
>>705637479
Keeps saying file too large
(T)roll
not doing
>tfw reading those texts
>tfw get to the sixth
>tfw my name is Aidan
How do I play what is rolling how do I roll
>>705637834
Can i get some context ?
Is this a previous win from a sext attempt?
Or are you just posting pictures of pictures?
>>705637555
cuz hes an emo faggot
>>705636763
inb4 sexting sister.
>>705638066
Ayy enjoy your dubs
Roll
>>705637666
here we go
>>705637968
2 things
1: you roll by posting, the thread number is what will end in doubles or trips, its yhe numbers
2: what the fuck is up with the girl on the left?
The head looks like it doesn't fit on her neck
>>705638229
Kek
Who is she to you anon?
>>705637076
Kek
>>705637303
>>705637471
are you fucking retarded or something?
>>705638229
>>705638294
coworker and my sisters friend from college
>>705636763
im a pussy so wont do it
>>705638719
>No
kek
>>705638719
Just no ...dear god
>>705638435
Why do you make that claim?
>>705638791
then gtfo
>>705638435
I think we should be nice to anon, otherwise he won't deliver
Im hoping its just so you get close to her so you can get something if you want it, im fairly sure everyone has done that
roll
>>705639112
HEHEH XDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO!!!!1!!1!
>kill yourself
>>705638719
kek
>>705636763
this is the scarcest roll I've ever done.
I'll give it a shot
>>705639112
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>>705639180
she didn't say no, tho
Rolling for the dead
>>705639180
looks like someone is gonna get invited by the executive for a conversation
>>705639180
The fact we haven't fucked yet IS really inappropriate
>>705639180
Watching and waiting
>>705639180
monitoring
i fucked the last girl i talked to tho how do i play this
Roll
>>705639180
Kek'd
>>705639112
>emoji
>then emoji again
fuck that girl once, then destroy yourself.
>>705639275
it wasnt a yes or no question you moron
>>705639180
OHHHHHHHHH SHIT
>>705639180
>>705639291
you chose the wrong person
>>705639277
kek deliver
This is going to turn into sexual assault real quick
>>705639180
that no no
>>705638229
>>705638719
You got trips faggot, you have to send a dick pic as well
I suspect a call into HR very soon
>>705637889
>tfw you saved a thumbnail
>>705639427
True dat
>>705639513
>IT WAS ME
>DIO
>>705639180
update ?
>>705639180
I'm Chad Thundercock. Tell her this.
"Shhh. No more talk. Invite me over, and take it like a good girl"
Watch her call you 'daddy'
>>705638234
Either she's a disgusting mutant or it's photoshopped. You pick
>>705639571
>CANE
>>705639000
Winrar
>>705639431
/b/ made me do it is practically an acceptable, mainstream answer at this point though. Almost as rational as having read it on Reddit or some shit. It's like it absolves you of responsibility.
>>705639000
oh god, trips, get ready!!
Roll
If i get trips I'll kill myself
>>705639000
WINRAR
.
Rolling
Let me try again but this time with a hitler pic Heil Hitler
>>705639571
>>705639641
kek do this
Roll
Will I lose my dignity
Will someone care
Well I wake tomorrow from
This nightmare
roll
Roll
Went on facebook to send the message.
Before I could finish, incoming message from mom. "Dinner time".
Please don't make me do this.
They see me rollin'
>>705639836
just do it anyway
>>705639959
Do it faggot, it's a sign from the ancient ones. This is meant to be.
>>705639959
ask your mother why the two of you haven't fucked yet. do it.
>>705639959
Luckily no dubs/trips.
But close to quads though.
>>705639112
Thats a 40 year old man. So are you. Grow up
rill
>>705640026
easiest way though?
>>705639000
WINSER
>>705638066
>>705638400
>>705639000
>>705639277
All these dubs and trips and no fucking messages going out. Pussies
>>705640076
I am actually really curious about his mother's reaction.
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
KEK COMPELLS YOU
>>705640134
a hero
a prisoner to be
>>705640134
op is good guy, even if that isnt your dick, and if it is ... nice..
>>705640134
If that's you then impressed/10
>>705640134
I think it was a good idea not to post your real cock.
>>705640031
>>705640076
I haven't rolled dubs yet, though. I wanted to send message to the last girl I spoke to, because sex was inevitable anyway, but now it's gonna take me dubs to do it.
>>705640134
That's not your dick, doesn't count
>>705640134
Kek.
>>705640134
Top kek. Enjoy your unemployment
>>705636763
roll
>>705640134
>>705639269
I was going to point that out, you beat me to it. haha
>>705639641
Do this
>>705640134
Is that a gif or video? I have seen that dick on Omegle
>>705640134
even though its not ur dick OP is a hero
>>705640134
A hero for today...
roll
>>705639112
stop with all the fucking xxxxx the sad pathic, autistic fuck
Also I am not contributing, last time I lost a good friend thanks to this
ffeefef
>>705640134
I recognize that dick. Am i gay?
>>705637555
it's a standard english lower class thing
>>705640134
Rolling
>>705636763
Roll
>>705640376
>that's not yours
She fucking wants to believe it is tho.
>>705640376
This was posted before bro
>>705640414
What's the purpose? It's just annoying as fuck.
>>705640376
>>705640460
agre
Roll
rolling
>>705640113
drink a cleaning agent and die from poison. jump in front of a truck. shoot your self in the head. slit your wrists. eat something you're allergic to.
>>705640393
They were never your friend to begin with if you lost them over something so poultry. You're better off now. You're welcome.
>>705639959
Do it faggot
>>705637834
Share video.
What if you've already fucked her before then?
Rolling! Plz no..
>>705640460
yeaaah shes totally interested now
>>705640511
You're up
Roll
>>705640393
Wow you're blaming /b/ for your own stupidity
>>705640134
6477929183 is he number. Good job with the shitty blur
>>705640537
Paltry.
He certainly didnt lose a friend over something so chickens.
>>705640600
winrar
>>705640476
it's supposed to be like kisses, guess you could say like xoxo
>>705640376
well played sir , well played
>>705640376
keks
>>705640646
what is this, a script for a B-movie?
>>705613773
>>705640580
Last woman I text was my wife and we fucked last night, what do I do if I get a get?
>>705640646
"thats not yours?" what kind of response is that.
i can roll
>>705640376
Kek. I love that she knew that.
>>705640646
She's definitely interested
rollorino
>>705640699
Post pics of her tits
>>705640699
...you do it any way i guess?
>>705640743
off by one
>>705640600
I am a jew
>>705637555
check'd
plz roll
>>705640699
Do it faggot
last woman I texted was my gf as we argued by text all day long... i guess it will break the ice if dubs...
>>705640646
I love you.
>>705640820
reroll
>>705640640
Exactly. Except maybe he wasn't a chicken to begin with. Makes sense that the chickens didn't accept him into their herd.
Maybe he should try smashing hens instead?
>>705640632
somebody destroy his life with this pls
another gay roll
>>705640646
shoulda said, "That cunt took the pic you dummy"
scared roll
>>705640699
I think you should text it to the last woman with whom you didn't have sex
>>705640858
edgy
rollllll
>>705640858
He's doing a good job of it on his own
reroll
Roll
>>705637555
Also check'd
>>705640977
kek
>>705641000
we have a winner...
love rolling
>>705641000
Nice
rolling
Roll
Spooky roll
Eh, might as well roll. Gonna fuck her later tonight anyway. Maybe it'll hurry her ass up
rollin
>>705641000
Congratulations...now deliver
>>705641000
Winrar
>>705641048
LEGENDS
>>705636763
kappa
>>705641048
>legends
kek
rolllllllllllll
>>705640632
Nigger detected
>>705641048
She wants you to fuck your sister... Do a 3some fagit
>>705641048
Ask her for a pic of her tits since you showed her your dick
rolling agin
>>705641048 >legends.
>>705640945
I've fucked all the women I've text
>>705641048
You're my hero anon
>>705641048
Myths and LEGENDS
>>705640376
The fish took the bait
last girl i texted was an Asian looking girl whom I found on an app. We've become really good online buddies. Prepared to ruin my relationship with her.
>>705640537
>>705640607
oh no you missunderstood ... after sending a picture of my ecet phallus to friend after rolling the right amount of equal number in a similar threat to this, the friend menationed above came over to my place and I fucked her so hard I shattered her pelvis and she died from inner bleeding shortly after ... R.I.P. Latesha
Roll cause I never get dubs
Rolling. Hoping. Dying.
>>705639275
This, keep flirty and push harder
Rolling
>>705641198
Then send it to a man.
And to somebody random if you also fucked all the men
Legends of the hidden testicle
niger roll
>>705641048
>Legens
Fucking epic
>>705641231
reroll
I'm getting dubs. Watch me.
>>705641243
autistic af
roll
>>705640600
I tried
Roll
niger fag roll
>>705641349
2/3 reroll
Someone include me in the screencap
>>705641409
3/3 (final) reroll
Damn, why did I do this... FML
>>705641399
Next time anon
never get dubs roll
>>705641399
Bro that's typical ASD.
You should have said "good, I always wanted to try anal"
>>705641447
Lol now she's thinking real hard about it
>>705641447
Fucking legendary
>>705641447
My fucking sides...
>>705641447
Lmao after seeing the pic she's interested
>>705641447
Shes so fucking keen!
>>705641469
OH SHIT
>>705641469
pls b reel
>>705640393
Lost a 'friend' that was a girl.
You stopped yourself from getting cucked there, do it more often
>>705641511
WINRAR
>>705641447
This fucking lad right here
>>705641399
Just tell her you don't mind, sluts are crazy horny when on period, just wrap it and tap it.
>>705641469
oh crap
>>705641511
shit just got dubs
>>705641447
This is fucking epic, go on.
>Please Kek don't let this to be staged.
>>705641447
>before I fuck you
>before
Nigga waat?
>>705641447
D GOD
>>705641447
This guy can't be real
>>705641399
Shit answer. Earn your red wings.
>>705641447
>Fine, I'll make you dinner before I fuck you
Fcking hero
>>705641447
You're a fucking hero
Results may vary: The Thread
fucked it with the lol mate
>>705641447
Alpha as fuck
Anon confirmed Chad
>>705641447
She definitey wants it but doesnt want your sister to know about it, thats why she mentioned her before. You have that puss secured anon
Pd: you my hero, wanna be like you when old
>>705641447
This is amazing.
>>705641447
she took the bait
and gulped it like a good girl
ROLLLLL
>>705639368
COME AT ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I WANT TO BELIEVE SO BAD
>>705641469
must be fake anon
Everything in this thread is FAKE and GAY
>>705641468
>This is what society has become
>My life is hard becuz I'm a wof
Why give a fuck what a buttsniffing yiffie says? If that were me I'd wear that shit just to piss them off more.
>>705641741
SHE WANTS IT OH FUCK
>>705641741
Say something nice and she'll be yours.
>>705641741
Wtf is she playing this game for she knows she wants it, fucking women
>>705641469
Bruh fucking granny pussy is the best.
>>705641741
Sense her another picture and see how she's responds. Don't say shit
>>705641741
>TRY AGAIN
SHE WANTS THE D
>falling for the b8
roll
>>705641741
You have lived up to your end of the bargain Anon, just be nice to her now and get laid.
>>705641741
post some pics of her
>>705641741
"Can you come over for dinner at 8. Then I will fuck you till I die."
>>705641741
"Listen, we both know you want it. Let's not play this silly fucked up games. Just come over and let's do this, I'm not gonna ask again."
>>705641888
Get that dick hard boi
>>705641741
holy kekes. You dont need that bitch, blow her ass out.
Bitch be playing hard to get
>>705641741
Is anon kill?
>>705641741
Tell her, OK, would you like to come over for dinner and a movie? Then after we can pound like wild monkeys.
>>705641741
It's now that you have to answer correctly. Make us proud of you anon-hero!
