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>>705611592
Not rolling because no chance for holding my phone in one hand and my dick in the other while jacking off and looking at porn.
Also, no blumpkin.
Op is a fag.
>0
ok mate
>>705611780
fuck me
shit
>>705611592
get
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>>705611822
holy shit mines not too bad. i could probably pull that off
>>705611592
piss piiiissssss out my assssssss
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Allahu akbar
niggersniggersniggers
>>705611780
Unfuckinglucky
Rollin'!
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>>705612261
Time to poo in loo
Rooll
>>705611592
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i shit into my hand while in the shower then try to toss it into the bowl
my mom hates it when i miss
>>705613877
I poop in my shower and squish it down the drain with my lil toes
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And replaced the seats with huge dildos
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>>705611592
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>>705611592
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>>705611592
My true form isn't even listed
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>>705611592
bro how can i sit on my toilet so that i take perfect shits? tried to improvise a squatty potty so i can try squat shitting while sitting on the toilet..
litterally felt as if my anus was splitting open wide as fuck.
how can i shit comfortably on toilet seat...
7 is the dream but hard to find the proper setup for.
funny, I just got my squatty potty in the mail today, and am literally shitting as I post this.
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>>705611592
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>>705614422
how do you normally shit? have you ever shit comfortably?
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>>705614539
does it actually work for you? i feel liek i need one. otherwise im struggling to push out that last bit of poop that always gets stuck after most of it comes out.
>>705611592
khrrolllllll
>>705614666
devil
>>705614615
i just sit down on toilet. sometimes i try to sit up straight. most of the time im hunched over a little. I HAVE NEVER SHIT COMFORTABLY IN MY LIFE. always a struggle. shitting is my least favorite part of the day.
>>705611592
I dont so, i guess i need dubs.
>>705614669
it is pretty awsome. it feels a bit weird, and I Can't find a way to keep my pants on while I do it. they end up basically falling off my feet.
it is more comfortable, by far.
>>705614742
ok, and when you lifted your legs on your stool/squatty thing, that was painful too?
>>705614860
it was painful but maybe cause i didn't have them at the right elevation? basically i get my small laundry basket witch is the shape of a trapezoid and put my feet on that.
>dump like a boss into a flusher
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>>705611592
Three because my coffee and newspaper need a place to rest.
>>705615058
they should be like 7-9 inches tall .. think your basket is 2x that.
>>705615058
also i dont know - maybe you should see a doctor about it... it shouldn't be painful.
>>705615242
maybe thats why then. i just can't find the right thing to put my feet on. honestly if i lived on my own i would have just taken out my toilet and shit over a hole like they do in the far east.
>>705615273
eh...already kinda put off by hospitals and doctors.
would probably never go to a butt doctor.
>>705611592
rollerino bbbby
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>>705611592
I generally #2 when I number two.
I can call her a princess without being vassaling.
>>705611592
ppooo
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Almost that time...roll
>>705611592
Rollolol
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>>705611592
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>>705611592
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Rawlings
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>>705611592
reol
>>705611592
Rolling for 5
>>705611592
Rolling for wife
rollin
roll, actually i really need to poop xD
>>705611592
i wanna try 7
>>705611592
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Im making giant poop right now
>>705611592
0 get
roolin
>>705611592
Upper-decker
>>705611780
Loled
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Gfjgxh
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かは
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>>705611592
rolling for anything except 7,8,9,0. can't do that shit with my toilet.
literally no option for shitting upside down, you huge faggot
>>705620656
かはって？
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>>705611592
rell
rell
roller
>>705615067
The upper decker is generally reserved for house parties or if the toilet is broken and have to use at a neighbors house.
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>>705611592
rollerino
Rollllllllllllin
>>705611735
jesus christ anon you had all options covered
>>705611592
I poop in position 6 every day. There is no better way to poop.
Allows the diaphragm to push naturally, requiring little to no pushing on your end.
>>705611592
Loop
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>>705611592
Rollerino
>>705611592
>>705611592
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>>705614539
Love mine. Works like a charm. I've noticed when I don't use it, I don't feel like it's all out. Sitting like that really does empty you out.
>>705611592
kkk
I dont poop
Roll fuckers
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>>705611592
Why not
Rooll
Lmao wtf is this shit
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>>705611592
gimme dat 8
>>705611592
i poop sitting down what kinda question is that
erwT
poop
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>>705611592
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>>705614539
I just rest my feet on one of my slaves
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>>705614666
You have been visited by the trips fairy!
#666 brought to you by the letter (D)eviant. Congratulations!
>>705611592
lets see if it knows
>>705620555
You have been visited by the trips fairy!
#555 brought to you by the letter (G)inger. Congratulations!
>>705611592
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>>705611592
Man i used to poop like 6
>>705626930
>>705611592
rollffffffffffffffffffffff
rolling for 0
>>705611592
Well alright
>>705628045
also rolling for 0
Roll.
>>705611592
I'm on a roll
>>705611592
zero get
>>705611592
1, except elbows are usually on my knees
>>705611592
rollin for 0
>>705629030
we in there boys. here comes the dubs
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>>705611592
rolling for that zero.
what the fuck is this
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>>705611592
Let's see
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>>705611592
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>>705611592
As llong as you poo
on the loo
it is right
what you do.
I do 6 everytime.
>>705611592
kekekekekekek
>>705611592
9 get
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>>705611592
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0 get
9 and 0 had me dying
>1 is acceptable
>everything else is not
Nigga please, I did em all.. Cept for 0, too fat can't fit
>>705611592
roll
8 looks interesting
o0o0o
>>705611592
1, taking a shit right now
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>>705614539
This is SLAV
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Sniper
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>>705611592
relll
Roll for 6 and best slav squat
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let's see
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Get 8
Slav
>>705611592
rolling dis joint
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desu
>>705635968
Someone reward me. I'm not getting enough attention here
>>705611592
6 is the correct way
>>705637709
fuck I fell in