CRINGE THREAD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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CRINGE THREAD
>>705610925
Please start shitposting
>>705611391
i hope you die
>>705611391
fake and gay
>>705610925
I dont get it. Why are her arms like that though?
>>705612148
>INB4 which one is oinkers
Seriously though, feel so sorry for that girl having to deal with those fake bitches using her to feel good about themselves.
>>705610925
Unfortunate angle but better than anything OP could get in his life unless paying for it.
>>705610975
Alpha as fuck
>>705611028
Alpha as fuck.
>>705612184
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE BALLS OUT OF THE PIT?!
It reaches a point when I feel pity for most of these imbeciles rather than cringe
>>705612274
CUCKED
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C
K
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>>705612507
Chris chan is the scum of the earth, but even he didn't deserve the sjw brainwashing
>>705612570
>filename
Never wear a hat indoors
Never wear inappropriate outfits for the place or for the activity you are going to do, no matter how good they are
>>705612148
This is just sad desu. She know well that she is fugly and probably just play it nice for all the Stacys because this is all she have.
>>705612596
>filename
too true
>>705612091
why is the cringiest thing the fact that she used the word vagina?
>>705612274
I used to read this as the sad dude will never get the girl. As I've gotten older I realize the friend fucks the girl more than her bf does.
>>705612148
>Ignore my face
>makes sure her excuse for a face covers oinkers almost entirely
Fucking bitches are all the same, it doesnt mattet if they look like gremlins or like princesses, they all just want attention
>>705612850
Holy shit, I never though of that
>>705610975
"Gee, we were having a couple of drinks with my work buddies... how the fuck did this happen ?"
>>705612885
Can you blame them?
>>705612100
>dubs
alpha status confirmed
>>705613000
Im going to check these triple digits
>>705613000
I was calling bullshit but then noticed your trips so it's true.
Also is that a free mason tattoo on his arm ?
>>705612130
>>705613088
You only got these dubs because you changed your mind and noticed my trips.
>>705612148
poor oinkers
>>705612166
the real cringe is letting her daughter stand that damn close to the TV screen
>>705612184
>>705612351
He should start by washing his hair, and then maybe the acne would go away
>>705613539
>>705613562
>>705613601
>>705612076
tl;dr
>>705613617
>>705612420
I'm pretty sure a lamb doesn't have horns like a ram.
>>705613743
Her arms look like balloons right before they get twisted into a balloon animal
>>705612100
ALL THE VHS TAPES
>>705613634
Girl gets a tatum of boyfriend's face and posts it on facebook. Boyfriend breaks up with her in the comments
>>705612256
I feel sorry for his mother.
>>705612850
Still you'd you buy a car for someone you fucked? She knew he would do something like that Maybe it was his first pussy and is cringe.
>>705614686
First pussy either kills the man or makes the man
>>705612570
>Grammer
>>705612184
>at last, a competent safe space
>>705613539
>>705610975
Richard Stallman?
>>705610975
I know that guy. Haven't seen him in a while, but he's pretty chill from what I remember. A bit odd, but chill nonetheless.
>>705612526
>>705612540
These kids are not cringe they are fucking alphas
>>705612850
It doesn't matter, if a guy buys a car to a girl just cause he's fucking her, he's a retard. And he's not even in a relationship, he's sharing her with that cuck
>>705614101
The thing that gets me here is that this guy could be alpha if he tried at all
>>705610925
>12% battery life
Hnnnnngh!
>>705615203
yes, mccauley culkin blaming a nosebleed on going down on a girl and a fat selfie are alpha as fuck you maniac
>>705612184
I remember that, funny shit
>>705612526
This kid is the best.
>>705613743
>>705613743
I want a handjob from this so bad!
>>705615396
>i don't like sports
We get it
>>705613779
Skitz!
>>705613779
Every now and again I see stuff here that makes me sad and this is one of those occasions... wish I got a 5th of entertainment from anything like this autist gets here... feels.
>>705613929
Why??
>>705615754
Jesus motherfucking petrified Christ.
>>705613721
>>705613961
Jesus, good read, never again.
>>705615914
>>705613215
heel apart, dit.
>>705613721
wat
>>705613601
godver man, het zou je zoon maar zijn. Wat zouden jullie doen als je zoon zo naar buiten zou willen gaan?
>>705615714
looks half John C Reily
>>705615754
Oh my fucking god dude
>>705614261
"errh rwahhahahawhrrfgrhrhdhdvhd erhgbibibigughb"
>>705615754
my god
>>705612885
What if she's oinkers and the pig behind her posted that? Did you even think about that you fucking pigist faggot?
>>705612100
Chris chan is the definition of cringe,
>>705616087
lol that pic again
>>705615367
Lol why you so mad I Bet they lost their virginity before reaching 16 and you can't deal with it
>>705616047
vaarwel zoon
>>705615757
I don't think you'll find a single act in this world that somebody else won't call artistic for one reason or another. It's just a way of attempting to fit in, by claiming others are doing it wrong and you are doing just fine
>>705615597
ik vind dit heeeel vreemd. ik snap niet zo goed wat deze mensen bezielen.
>>705612076
kek, I hope this is real.
>>705612646
Trust me, this either was ling time coming or the autistic fuck thinks this will finally get him China.
>>705616468
Theyre meant for each other.
>>705616468
Lol a tarp in the bathtub, what a fucking loser
>>705612091
Lol that's not real
>>705612148
https://twitter.com/DahlKallie
Good god it's real
>>705616794
That better be the moment he decided to take a "before" selfie before crankin up his diet and exercise regimen
>>705615714
half orkish maybe
>>705616973
before his 7th hart-attack.
>>705611028
Did he died?
>>705610925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXZQpXir4HA
>>705616782
>https://twitter.com/DahlKallie
Dude fuck off. How shitty must your life be to post her?
You couldn't survive one day in her life. Let her be.
>>705615714
I can see it
>>705616782
>"eeey, what we gon' do 'bout it?"
>>705613721
I just want to climb on top of that and fall asleep
it would be heavenly
>>705617226
Rekt, Noh Mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfQQVlz5Zvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wX0jdhi0OA
Let's Plays are kind of cringy.
>>705617221
>>705617221
I'll be completely honest, I wasn't sure the pic I replied to was a shop or not. Not like anybody is gonna do anything especially harmful or heinous anyways, as shitty a thing I did
>>705617221
Bait-chan, is that you?
>>705617434
>>705617221
what happened to this place
>>705613705
>braveheart
>>705617592
bait happened
>>705613929
This is a cringe thread not a rekt thread faggot
>>705616580
zelfde hier vriend
>>705617221
>>705616352
>I am big cums
Gets me every time
>>705615798
feels good man
>>705613562
>letting your child that close to a furry
That mom is worse than the harambe kid's mom
>>705611028
Good distance
>>705617228
I'd show jacklyn that I am big cums to my penis
Cringe things are only cringe when ugly people do it
You fuckers never gonna laugh at beautiful ppl posting their stupid photos
Fuck you
>>705615342
just by his looks, i'd say he's a cool guy
>>705615563
Glad I'm not the only one who immediately went Popeye.
>>705616782
>>705612526
legend
>>705618467
Nailed it
>>705612148
Well u can't really blame her for trying to act "normal"
I wouldnt ever be able to put a pic of me if i had a face like that
>>705614261
It looks like this creature has a banging bod though. 2/10 would fuck
>>705612076
Classic cringe
>>705618454
I think you're beautiful, Anon.
Want to suck my cock?
>>705612256
Why do i think he's australian?
>>705613779
We said cringy, not smooth as fuck
>>705613798
IS THAT JESUS ON HIS LEG!?
>>705613798
>be yourself
There's a lot of cringe-worthy stuff from this guy. This is not one of them.
>>705613562
This isn't really furry - it's a BDSM related fetish called puppy play. Recently some people have tried to make it out to be some sort of innocent past time.
I'm into it, but even I think that picture is fucked up.
>>705615754
>my castle gates are open for thee
>>705618923
It's not about me, I'm somehow 5/10, my photos look absolutely norma, tho i don't have an account in any social network, but i can feel the pain of others and it butthurts me
>>705611028
you can see the initial shit cork that had to break free in order to let the brown froth fly.. Like opening a bottle of champagne.
>>705613929
Why did I click that? I knew what I'd send but I still did!
>>705615366
I walk a lonely road. The only one that I have ever known.
>>705618498
you can't be serious
>>705616727
Yes, let's clog the drain with pudding.
>>705618978
Because he's a retarded piece of shit who feels absolutely no shame at being unemployed for life and living on welfare.
>>705612596
FUCK
Why does he use naruto-related gloves
>>705615396
>if u ask for nudes the whole world will know u asked for nudes
In other words, please ask for nudes so I can share the screenshots on tumblr and bask in all the attention I'll get from other SJWs.
>>705615233
It depends on how good the pussy is, how much disposable income you have and how much the car cost.
The best case scenario is getting laid regularly for a few months and then leaving her to make the rest of the payments after you're bored.
>>705613743
>>705612184
E X T R A H O U R
>>705612184
someone pissed in the ballpit on the first day rending it unusable.
>>705618467
That fucking got me
>>705620243
So he could also be a nigger
>>705612420
John Candy?
>>705619228
My HEART, it BLEEDS for these people! Regardless of of they are strangers who have no idea that were laughing at them, this is UNACCEPTABLE! 4CHAN, FOR SHAME
>>705613517
This tbqh fam
>>705611391
I keked, fuck me im so dead inside
>>705621807
Oh yeah that dude is a faggot all right
>>705619597
kek
>>705615459
I can't remember the deets, remind me.
>>705612343
incredible.
>>705615886
\m/
>>705616085
KEK
>>705617221
>White-knighting Intensifies.
I thought all the moral fags fucked off to have orgies with Bunker years ago.
>>705613743
>glazethelord.jpg
>>705616385
please never post again
>>705613834
If I had that much desk space you'd see me in class with a quill pen AND a fucking typewriter. Not cringe at all
>>705613961
I'm pretty sure I'd nope right on out of school forever too
>>705621807
>greentext doesn't work on Facebook newfag
I keked
>>705612412
if you are autistic and you wanna make fun of somebody, make fun of yourself and not of disabled people.
>>705623209
yeah, cool, tell us more about your 2 years on 4chan.
>>705613552
Then what would be Grease her wheels with.
>>705612526
Lol its Red cool-aid, you can see it stained his teeth and has no viscosity.
>>705612412
watch faggots go apeshit over this, but /b/ has had this kind of selective sensitivity for so long
>>705623209
You know White Knights are loathsome when even a grrl power enthusiast like Amy Schumer despises them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8teRxOSNHs
>>705623962
Bullshit we care about all people. Now fuck off and die in a hole you stupid faggot
>>705613961
>this kills the man
>>705624013
>inside amy schumer
Not even once.
>>705624488
>>705618467
>>705624617
the guy was just "addicted" to weed apparently
>>705612420
Nice 420.
>lamb?
>*ton ton and i cannot even imagine how bad that one smells even on the outside!
>>705614239
Fuck man.
>>705624488
>>705624617
>>705624835
I hate faggots like this. They think they're deep and meaningful making these overly-long and wordy posts but half the time they're just spouting nonsense that ends up losing its meaning in all the purple prose.
>>705624966
I knew that cunt in high school. He pissed people off constantly by quoting Jeff Dunham at them and twisting the words slightly to make it seem like the jokes were his. He also had a habit of quoting random wrestler monologues at anyone who got sick of his shit and threatened to beat him.
![ohai_by_firework154-d5vgbv0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1KTsxQE.jpg "ohai_by_firework154-d5vgbv0[1].jpg")
Brace for fucking impact because this kid is a fucking mass-shooter in the making.
http://firework154.deviantart.com/gallery/33023610/Stamps
>>705623673
Good call anon where the fuck do we get desks like these?
>>705625283
fucking Christ
>>705617221
Go away
>>705613929
This actually feels really good. it relives the pressure under the nail from the blood that's pooled. Doing this also prevents infection.
>>705615262
A lot of these guys, believe it or not, are actually super social and literally have an entire social network at these fucking conventions.
It's also not uncommon to have a girl best friend, because they normally think he's popular or some shit.
Weeaboos are scary, man.
>>705617228
Wtf baby hand on his chin?
>>705613961
Ooh, more like this. I saw the foot one around here the other day.
>>705615754
Hahahaha Sir Cucklord has arrived to sweep thy fair maiden off her feet.
>>705624835
He's pretty good at writing to be honest. Articulate and creative anyway.
>>705618498
Are you serious? You can tell right away that he's that weird psycho guy who had the luck to look semi-normal.
>>705626515
He has a good vocabulary but he has no clue what he's writing
Also he's blazed as fuck and thinks he's deeper than he is
>>705626515
He just uses big words without actually understanding their meanings which creates disjointed nonsense. It's the kind of crap stoned high schoolers write thinking they're brilliant.
>>705618454
Found the ugly person
>>705617721
Fucking newfags not knowing what cringe threads once were
>>705626515
What? No. It's POSSIBLY creative but definitely not articulate. And he's a shit writer. Why would you think he's good? Because he wrote alot?
>>705626953
But it was all pretty coherent...
>>705627264
I've read published books that were written worse.
>>705627291
So you understood that dream one exactly?
>>705627354
59 shades doesn't count
>>705627291
I don't know if it's because I'm tired but I found some of the sentences hard to follow. I understand some of the sentences but they are not flowing at all.
I give him a 4/10.
>>705627381
Yeah, the descriptive writing made sense, the dream what rather surreal, but dreams don't always make much sense.
>>705611028
Bathtub full of water ... At least, he tried ...
>>705627435
The Young Elites? That was really badly written.
>>705610925
>When you're so primitive, you can only judge based on appearance
That's not what makes cringe. Life must be so simple in the land of idiocy.
>>705612274
I think it's her brother
>>705626515
The main cringe is that he uses Facebook as his platform for this
Seems pretty self indulgent and pretentious to me
>>705610925
7/10 would smash
>>705626377
Can confirm this. Fandoms like this have their own weird social hiararchy on internet forums with the top tier folk spending most of their lives on them to the point where it becomes their entire world.
They'll meet at yearly conventions which will make the basis of their real world social interactions. Everything else will be online, including romantic relationships.
I know this because I used to be part of something like this. Was mid-tier inspiring to become top-tier before taking a good hard look at my life and quitting it altogether. Looking back I wish I didn't waste my teenage years on such bullshit, and I find my social development about 5 years behind most people my age.
>>705628335
That's a man, baby.
>>705626249
Use a fucking needle, not a 3/8 drill bit
>>705628489
It's actually not, surprised me too
>>705616440
so bad
>>705627291
No it wasn't, it was clunky, awkward prose peppered with big words to impress simple-minded people like you. Clearly it's doing its job.
>>705628933
>awkward prose peppered with big words
Worked for Salman Rushdie
>>705612570
>time to browse the `chon!
>`chon
>>705629161
The guy is posting this "creative" ramble on Facebook.. attention seeking/10
>>705628335
Why the fuck do bitches think drawn eyebrows look fine?
Ffs I don't walk around with a fucking pen drawn moustache.
>>705629519
we should make that a thing
>>705611480
Kek, you pussy
>>705612399
>H in hideous
How is that clever?
>>705613705
>he has to bend over to get his hands past his stomach
God damn
>>705611489
nigga u wrong
>>705611391
Funny face making contest winner
>>705612570
shame, the kid had a nice fit
>>705631101
They really did nail that filename
>>705612100
Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.
Should've killed himself when Bob died.
>>705619597
why must life be so cold and indifferent to us?
>>705612570
So uh... Knife / Gun collection are cool, right?
I mean, as long as they aren't "Poser" collections.
>>705615396
Fairly certain this girl lives in Houston as iv seen on tinder at some point
>>705616468
tfw the girl is a qt
>>705620159
lol you replied to the wrong post bro
>>705628625
where did her eyebrows go?
>>705613617
That's disturbing
>>705631801
I was more concerned about the thing where he says he always uses proper spelling and grammar, but fails at both in that one sentence.
>>705632117
Same place as her virginity, she doesn't remember
>>705614686
Or, maybe Charm is just rich and buying a side girl a new car is no big deal for him.
Best hope for the BF is that he's ONLY getting financially cucked.
>>705615233
You totally just fucked my brain.
>>705612596
Biking gloves would work better, a seam ripper can slice the logos right off and anyone with a half decent sewing kit has 'em.
Other than that, filename, the shoes are terrible, it's always the shoes people overlook.
You can go to goodwill and get a new pair of black or brown boots for like, nine bucks.
spend less on trench coats and more on completing the outfit.
>>705612148
Is she talaxian?
>>705615233
Charm is some rich guy that drops into town from time to time and bangs the shit out of the girl. Leaves her a car to keep her legs open - money means nothing to him.
BF has daily reminder his GF is a whore and he is poor... and he surely has to put up with her daily shit, too.
Who is sad?
>>705612184
Normal United States college. People acted like they're in preschool, so you might as well make it one
>>705612351
>I turned my head
Yeah because even he knew he had no chance
>>705614239
exhaled swiftly.
>>705613834
I feel like he's just joking around and some people find it funny.
Only half cringe.
>>705627779
not even internet forums anon, animecons are getting so popular that people just fucking know eachother and only know/meet eachother from there and its still like 50 people
>>705612596
Those gloves are just as cringe as the shoes
>>705616099
holy shit, that viscosity, that pooling.
That's either real or very believably fake.
