From Russia with love, blyat! Hello faggots.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
From Russia with love, blyat!
Hello faggots.
бумп
>>705609557
Got your shit kicked in the cold war
>>705610355
Cold war not over, fag.
Еееееее а вот и двочеры подъехали
>>705610775
Are you retarded?
>>705609557
Mother Russia N°1
Двощ упал и форчан будет следующим. Аллаху акбар.
>>705610775
Anon, what I think what you mean is that the new cold war will determine who will win.
Cheeki breeki
>>705610913
да, это так!
>>705610999
Аллаху Акбар брать жиесть!
>>705610999
найс трипл, да похуй где капчевать если чесна, вот реально, ничо, этот бомж АДумается полюбому, а если нет, то 29 зелёных и будет тут своё гнёздышко
пикрандом
I can't wait for Crimean war 2.
>>705610931
I MUST BREAK YOU
>>705609557
Can you answer me a serious question comrade fag? Why are your people so genetically skinny when you live in such a cold and barren place?
Я вот сделал доску для сосачеров. Приходите
(восемь)ч.пл/2чб
>>705609557
Stop shitposting here. Go home to feed your hand bear, drink vodka, play balalayka and listen to stories from your babushka.
>>705611058
fuckin classic blyin
>>705611170
Probably the poverty and drug use.
>>705611280
Нахуя? Сосач-то уже воскрес.
>>705611170
vodka
>>705611294
What about NIET.
>>705611170
See, we have fat people too. But what amazes are are not the fat people in America, but the people who turn into a literal ball of fat. A fat person in Russia just has a big stomach, a fat American looks like pic related.
>>705611355
В анальный пасскодоцирк.
>>705611438
Ты походу не в курсе о зеркалах. Пасскоды уже нинужны. То Макака вчера на новый айфон собирал.
>>705611418
>implying your countrty isnt literally dying of alcohol
>>705609557
Lets post vodka!
>>705611418
I saw some people just you said in Chelyabinsk.
А где вообще все? В день же заходило вроде как 100к человек. Всем просто похуй и они ушли в контакт?
>>705611418
As an American I can confirm this.
I recently had some friends who were here from Bulgaria and one of them said they'd never seen a morbidly obese person until they came to America. She was completely disgusted at the idea of a FUPA.
>>705611486
Просто заебал этот цирк.
>>705611513
Just like
let me get some of that deeee-licious Sochi water!!!
>>705611537
What is FUPA, filthy imperialist?
whats happening at russkie chan today?
i see a lot of refugees
>>705609557
Try harder, Russkie.
We already have our own citizens burning up Old Glory.
>>705611294
lost
Return to 2ch.pm/b, faggots.
>>705611805
>>705611651
FAT
UPPER
PUSSY
AREA
Better than a BOFA though.
>>705611805
Когда уже встанет хк?
>>705611858
Are you kiddin' me? What the fuck is BOFA?
Пацаны, чё за хуйня с webm?
Эта параша отказывается наши православные вебмы жрать, говорит аудиопоток недопустим. Ебанутые пиндосы блядь.
>>705611939
Nahuy tebe?
>>705609557
Stop tryna pretend to be alpha as fuck by posting an image of a random soldier, you fat fuck/skeleton bedroom dweller. It's fucking cringeworthy and needless to say pathetic.
>>705611805
no.
>>705610355
lol is this coming from an American that started a war in Vietnam and ended up losing to a bunch of fucking uneducated jungle people and came home with their tails between their legs?
at least us Canadians never lost a war
>>705611999
Да ты заебал сука, по русски пиши блядина ты тупорылая
>>705611858
I could have lived without seeing or reading that thanks.
>>705611958
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
>>705611687
SOURCE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>705611999
But i'm alpha irl, lol.
Like most of Russians.
>>705610931
>Are you retarded?
he is. Putin pomps now militarictic propahanda getting ready to restyle soviets. This dickheads like that. They feels theirselves some better in their shit when someone told them the country is great because can fire up mutual destroyng firework. fucking pusbrains
>>705612198
>>705612269
Lol, so fat.
Everybody knows, that Obama rly pussy. (like a usual guy from USA).
>>705612269
Do you have porn about this?!
>>705612198
>>705612360
But he started more wars then Putin.
>>705612198
Скажи это хачам, пиздобол, лайк мост оф русианс
>>705612269
Obama is gay. As we like to say in Russia, we will дадим пососать to you. Meaning we will let you suck our dick.
>>705612198
Омеган харкачер.jpg
>>705612449
Нахуй иди, какел.
>>705612131
Aww shit. Is this a standart level of American humour?
komitet grubikh banditov
roosky fack chickencc
Нахуя терпеть, когда можно страдать?
>>705612458
Not exactly. We will make them to suck our dicks, bro.
>>705612766
Hey, americans. Answer a question, why are you so like fat ass?
It's new mainstream in USA or what?
All your /b/ teems with photos like this.
Is it true that child prostitutes are cheap and easy to find in Russkiland?
>>705613140
They are primitive and are drived by primal impulses of reproduction. They are also stupid and have no feeling of moderation or common sense. This is seen in many things. If on Russian imageboards the definition of loli is a girl around 12-13 years old, Amerifags get terribly butthurt when you post 12 and 13 year olds in loli threads because for them lolis are 7 year olds. America is truly a nation of apes and sexual deviants.
>>705613357
Just like everywhere
>>705613357
Jokes aside, from a technical point of view 2ch has the most advanced imageboard software in the world probably. Media opens up in a floating window, replies are easily tracked, you have a menu tracking all your posts and replies to them and the colors are very neutral and pleasing to the eye.
Russia also has great animation. Smeshariki is the coolest show made for both adults and children. They cover some themes that American children would plainly not understand. All your cartoons are very linear, the hero is always doing a certain task and everything is happening purposefully. Smeshariki is completely abstract and has no set moral lessons to learn or battles to see. You burgers are not capable of abstract reasoning.
>>705613541
форчую тебя 367
>>705613889
Internal finn detected.
xaxaxaxa
Ej cyka, why did they shut down 2ch.hk? Also, how is life in Russia?
Shouldn't you be in a bread line or something?
Hows it goin russia ya cunts-deepest regards australia
туох тынгее эээ
>>705614241
Good, our board is coming back up.
Это кот. Он милый.
>>705614418
post pancake kot fgt
>>705614310
Nice job on that Nemstov character.
Can't stand dissenters myself.
>>705613889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqzoNhWvwqo
>>705612198
>finger on the trigger
He is risen.
>>705609557
>blyat!
я тебя уже начинаю узнавать, бро
Бампец.
>>705615467
>>705609557
Продолжаем вести прямой репортаж
SACK RUSSIAN DIK FAKING PENDOSY!!!
а чо в каких тредах на форче у нас русня сидит?
Давайте пилить треды в нашем б, чтобы было больше сосницких.
RUSSIA - SILA, USA-MAGILA!!!
who's this guy again? Isn't he a famous russian exotic dancer?
>>705615901
АУЕ братан
>>705615948
He is PARTYMAKER
![3b1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r8aisEh.jpg "3b1[1].jpg")
blini cat
GIVE ALL A SUCK
>>705609557
How could anyone possibly care enough about another country to burn their flag? He had to go out and buy a little flag to take this picture. Stop thinking about us and live your life.
KAVKAZ - STRONG
>>705613666
Yep, but it's only for desktop. What comes to mobile version, sosach sucks.
Comrades so I must ask why 4chan pick for this Russian thead? It not make sense to me.
>>705616151
>boards
>mobile version
BE AFRAID, YANKEES
Ананасы, сосач так и не пашет? макака совсем обезумела, жадная тварь?
>>705616125
фу бля
>>705612198
>trigger discipline
>>705616325
Пашет, со вчерашнего дня уже. Иди на зеркало.
>>705616125
>охраняется братвой
это чтобы ее в биореактор не увезли?
>>705612198
>alpha
>Like most of Russians.
>alpha
>most of Russians
Ай луз
Двач закрыли наконец то?
RUSSIA-POWER USA - GRAVE
>>705609557
Please, bomb us, Russia.
I'm disappointed in what America has turned into.
Please, show America how weak it has become.
>>705610775
and your STILL getting your shit kicked in
>>705612014
Gotta start a war to win a war. Leafs just like to piggyback off our shit
RUSSIAN SPIRITUALITY
I think Russians are slowly becoming the most hated people on earth, they have definitely overtaken the arabs
>>705616521
абизяна сделла пасскоды обязательными. пиздит, что из-за дудоса. за один день набралось даунов на покупку пассов больше, чем за месяц. сосач уже не спасти. слишком много рака
>>705616406
какой у зеркала адрес? Я не ддос атакер , который бомбит двач
Hello pindosi! Anon from Russia wanna represent you some of our memes. Please rate it.
The first meme I want to represent is VJLink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjuS_vZ2Gp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8hFMZ0Yens
RUSSIANS ARE COMING
USA - pidorasi, Russia roolit.
>>705616535
No, as long as you do not fall apart on the states of the civil war, we have to you do not want to climb.
ALL Bend
>>705616690
рак поразил двач еще в 2008, нет? если что, - я не робот
>>705616312
Russians eh, mother fucking Ukranians are scary
>>705611170
>winter
>t+5%
>cold
>>705616775
поразит и сожрать - разные вещи. сейчас уже четвертая стадия и прогрессирует. макака соберет бабла с долбоебов и съебет в закат. я бы так зделол
я тоже не робот
Russians are the black people of white people. So fuck you Sergei. Track suit wearing nig.
>>705616707
>australia
>manly
Motherfuckers New Zealand is like everything Australia wants to be. No goon bags, no hideous inbred women, no shitty tracts of thousands of miles of non-farmable land, NZ abos don't huff petrol and NZ wasn't founded as a goddamn prison colony.
Roll
>>705616960
Reroll
>>705616982
Reroll
>>705616917
>Sergei
славшит не палится. только русня знает, что одно из самых распространенных имен в рашке - сирожа. для всех остальных мы иваны
>>705616706
The second is PACANDOBL (pacan (russian word пацан) + pasadoble). The russian dancing gopnik.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHA_LDQJEkw
RUSSIA ALL fuck
>>705616960
>>705616982
как ты это сдела, демон?
>>705616913
Trump make 2ch great again!
На каких досках больше всего наших?
Сам видел только в /b и /int
Здарова, псы.
USA IS GAY
Антоша общался с антошей на ломаном английском, форчонг ловит лулзы. Топкек.
Ролл
russians invade, get ready to suka blyad
Spiritless WEST falls
When are you fucking ruskies invading finland?
NATION real man
I am Russian and my annual income is $3k. Annual!!! And I still alive. Miracle.
>>705611805
There's a paywall. It's like they all have to buy a 4chan pass to use the site
>>705609557
priviet bratan
>>705617408
Outdated since 2010.
/orthodox constitutional anarchofeminist/
>>705615948
Is that the Disney Castle?
>>705617014
My apologies, Ivan. Can we spit shake on it?
>>705617551
Are you retarded?
VODKA CRANBERRY PUTIN
>>705613140
Jews and niggers
Черный жопи
>>705617317
>suka blyad
хуй знает, но я, почему-то, проигрываю с этого, как ненормальный
Why are Russians so small and short and weak looking?
>>705617526
damn dude! that is rough
RUSSIAN ROCKET BEST
>>705617621
is the Putin Second Residenсe
>>705617638
go fuck ur self, focking rus scum
>>705617216
Why does everyone in Russia look like they had to shave their heads to get rid of lice? Look at this pic. Bead bugs, lice, and VD. If you shave your unibrows the lice can only spread on one eyebrow. Also why do Russians hang ugly carpets on their walls?
>>705617759
The radiation from Chernobyl.
>>705616771
Лол
>>705617893
Traditions.
>>705617621
No, that's where Stalin lives.
>>705609557
Privet moy drug
>>705617882
Wait now I'm Russian? WTF
>>705617893
So they can wear the gas masks to go to Chernobyl
USSR and return kicks your ass
>>705617216
Нет.
>>705618011
kakto tut ne atmosferno
>>705612014
Who the fuck are you?? Keep our name outta your faggot cuck mouth you retarded canadian piece of shit
B b but we never lost a war!! You and your country arent shit. Go kill yourself.
Is that what you do all day? Ser sometjing about the states then try to claim any relevancy with that worthless faggot hole we know as canada??
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8
Russians couldn't even beat mujahideen
>>705617893
It's DED's tradition. We just respect them.
>>705617893
This is Russian rednecks (быдло [bi:dlow]), it's not a regular Russians.
>>705617643
I thought that was the reason all the ruskies were here, no? You have to login and pay for 2ch.
>>705618071
Homosexual orgy in progress
>>705617526
Shit, good luck bro.
i obosralsya itt
https://2ch.pm/
Все работает, же. Но на другом зеркале. Это не дудос, это макака пытается заработать денег.
>>705618145
Dvachuyu. The DEDs voevali, so we respect them.
>>705618130
Why we should beat our ally?
мля, пидорахи понабежали
>>705618071
Хаха, нет
fb.com/profile.php?id=100013356392210
denounce this profile is a scammer
thx
>>705617984
>>705618145
OK. Makes since. It's just that when I'm watching Russian porn it's super distracting. Maybe it's the contrast of the pale skin. Thanks for clarifying.
ЯUSSIAИS AЯЭ COMIИG!
>>705618385
sense*
>>705618330
They were not your ally when you were at war with them throughout the 80s you uneducated drunk faggot fuck
>>705611112
Жиесть брат!
>>705618426
Yeah good luck with that
>>705609557
Oh shit. My face when i'm trying to learn some English on 4chan and see my native Russian again.
здарова ебать бляяя
lmao this is best YLYL thread
>>705618313
А как работают зеркала? Типа rsync?
MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THEN,
WHEN A SPLIT HAS PENETRATED INTO THE UNION
WITH THE RESTRUCTURING MEANLY JOINED
WHEN THE CURTAIN OPENS
WEST BIRD HAS FLOWN
BLOODTHIRSTY EAGLE
BUT VLADIMIR PUTIN CAME
AND HE SAID - WILL LIVE BETTER!
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DONE,
THE POLITICIAN AND THE LEADER OF A FIGHTER,
OUR PRESIDENT HAS RAISED THE COUNTRY,
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
IN THE NEW CENTURY ENTERED RUSSIA
AND HE SIGHED WITH A BANG
THE COURSE TOOK THE RENAISSANCE
AFTER GOD'S FORGETFULNESS
EVROZAPAD ENRAGED,
DIRTY LIE IN BULK,
POLITELY SAID PUTIN -
WE DO NOT TOUCH IT, WE'RE NOT KIDDING!
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DONE,
THE POLITICIAN AND THE LEADER OF A FIGHTER,
OUR PRESIDENT HAS RAISED THE COUNTRY,
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DONE,
THE POLITICIAN AND THE LEADER OF A FIGHTER,
OUR PRESIDENT HAS RAISED THE COUNTRY,
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS DONE,
THE POLITICIAN AND THE LEADER OF A FIGHTER,
OUR PRESIDENT HAS RAISED THE COUNTRY,
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
PUTIN DID NOT BETRAY RUSSIA.
GLORY TO RUSSIA.
ЕБАТЬ, АБУ, РУСНЯ ХУЕЕТ, ВЕРНИ ДВАЩ
>>705618742
уже https://2ch.pm/
>>705618461
He-he-he. Silly goy.
BE AFRAID, MURRICANS
РУШИМ ВАШ ЛАМПОВЫЙ ФОРЧАН
>>705616758
Hey there big brother bear!
Norwayfag here, from the north, just a day or two with tanks from the border.... What are ur plans for my country now that The Donald will give u free reins in Europe?
>>705618788
gavno postish
>>705618742
Ey petux eto azerskaya borda
OP Question here. Do straight russian men beat up homosexual russian men because they like an easy target? "or like we all know, all russian men r one part retard 3 parts rapist" If so then you better not start ww3 with the usa because they will rape you hard.
>>705618832
>ЛАМПОВЫЙ
>ФОРЧАН
Choose only one
>>705616921
NZ even had a treaty with the maoris wich are pretty cool for being niggerz, undefeated and shit!
>>705618896
rolllll
>>705618499
>>705611112
вы же в курсе, что РФ православная? Сраные манджахэды, покончим вас все.
Take a good look at the man in the picture attached. Can you imagine how that man cries and dials the phone number of some whore with numbing fingers to tell her about his feelings for her? Can you imagine that he lets a fat mother go in front of him in a line with her bastard child in her arms? And how about him working in McDonalds for half a year to buy a new iPhone? Do you see in him a man that is afraid to tell his parents that for his 24th birthday he wants to drink with his friends?
Now take a look at him again. Do you see on him stylish, branded clothes? Maybe he is covered in blown up muscles and fat veins? Does he have the looks of a movie actor or male-model?
Does he have an expensive car behind him?
Look at this man again and ask yourself, what is the matter with him?
Why is in his look iron, in his posture steel, and lead instead of his skin?
>>705618556
I'm now learning Russian on 4chan
>>705619204
>>705610355
>Got your shit kicked in the cold war
>Virtnam
>Russia dosnt give a fuck about anything
>Murica lost to dirty pesants
>Got faggot Hippys
>Is now in shambels with faggots,SWJ and Retards
>Russia is okay and bad ass
>>705619170
она православна ровно до того момента, пока не появляются кавказские братушки
>>705619204
Nigger
Я свалю из рахии в ближайшие пять лет?
>>705618938
In Russia people beat each other only to show their true love. Because of it homophobia in our country is a sign of latent homosexuality.
>>705619300
мы помиримся с ней
>>705619340
reroll
>>705619250
how did that invasion in Afghanistan turn out for the Soviets again?
>>705619300
ты говоришь правду
>>705619300
Я свалю?
>>705610775
he is right. we lost it big time.
The whole socialist project crumble to pieces with lives of millions who lived in the fromer socialist republics. I think we will never recover.
There is no mre industrial production, now everything is imported from other countries, Agriculture is pathetic, we don't even manage to feed 50% of people on our own. Huge part of extractive industry is now owned by western bourgeois. Military bases were sold for ridiculous prices. Scientific and military progress is stalled. Basically everything is lost.
>>705619390
руролл
>>705619300
roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHGRcj2H4TE&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYHGRcj2H4TE&has_verified=1
Russian prison riot suppression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6wK9nrHjBI
В гостях хорошо, а дома лучше
>>705619418
вот только передумал заводить трактор и ебаный олень начал выкидывать 100% SUKA BLYAT
>>705619301
So you beat them because you love them? I don't get it. Ah ha! Actually i do get it, you beat them because you hate yourselves for being gay too.
>>705616532
че, вышел с работы покурить?
>>705619505
>>705619300
Roll!
I'll do it anyway.
>>705619548
>you beat them because you hate yourselves for being gay too
Yeah that's a way. Beating gays is just a symbolic act
>>705609557
Is he burning my patch????
>>705619810
>symbolic act
Of art?
пoсoны чтo пиндoсы думают o 9/11?
>>705611294
We can't bro because our imageboard is down now. You have to endure
RUSSIAN MUSIK BEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rOMX-2wDEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOVwOpUOm7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6CelfsLLpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZGFgOPucFY
>>705619894
Празднуют.
>>705619894
а) что это трагедия и вызов брошенный демократии и американскому народу радикальными муслимами
б)проект по отъему личных свобод и развязыванию войны, устроенный администрацией буша
>>705613889
>no abstraction in american animations
What are
>The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
>Courage the Cowardly Dog
>The Fairly Odd Parents
>Johnny Test
>Uncle Grandpa
Cartoons that get REALLY popular here are the ones with even a tiny, tiny sense of continuity though, it's why shows like Steven Universe and Adventure Time have taken off, since abstract shows with no coherence like Looney Toons are yeeaarrrs old and arent very fresh or exciting anymore
>>705619978
>>705619992
благoдарю
Ого какой здоровый русский тред.
>>705612198
You know soldiers / cops etc are merely tools for a government to do its dirty work right? nothing honorable in that. slave for the rich.
Я КОНСТАНТИН АРБУЗОВ)))
Ольки без нас не могут.
Их так и тянет к нам, как мух на говно
лет'с сее хоу мани Америтардс кан реплй
>>705619862
of struggling against own complexes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnsimQHGWYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ5BzFXr434
VLADIMIR PUTIN - OUR NATIONAL LEADER
>>705620311
checked also im not ameritard...kek
>>705609557
Get out of Georgia
Get out of Syria
Get out of Ukraine
Give back stolen Crimea
Fuck you GENOCIDE CUNT
>>705619701
Knew it.
Hello
>>705620311
нот амрикан
Свеженькое с двача
>>705620438
кек
Only americans can consistently fire the most powerful elephant rifle in the world without falling on their asses, you pussies have stricter gun laws and honestly thats a good thing but as a byproduct of our occasional poor decisionmaking, the average citizens firearms proficiency is much, much higher than in any other country
Plus SEALs are literally the best soldiers in the world (tying only with Israeli Special Ops/Commandos)
Git fucked
>>705620507
Get out of Serbia
Get out of Iraq
Get out of Afganistan
Give back stolen Kosovo
Fuck you GENOCIDE CUNT
>>705620507
Taras, zaloginsya
Privet niggas
Насколько же блять этот форчан убог. Всё же стоит отдать должное черножопой макаке.
>>705620507
Proxyukrainian.
>>705620752
Двачую.
>>705620752
Пидорашка порвался.
Что тут происходит?
Хуле у вас вся нулевая в фап тредах, вы совсем ебанутые тупые америкашки
>>705619252
кавказ вс. сибирь, урал и центральная Россия.
гг но ре
>>705620989
Не то что у нас
@ЗАКРЫЛИ ДВАЧ
@SLAV ЕРОХИ ОТ СКУКИ ПОШЛИ НА 4ЧАН ПУГАТЬ ОМЕРИКОСОВ ИГРАЯ МЫШЦАМИ
Чечня - круто!
>>705609557
Joakim?
>>705621098
@КАК БУДТО ЧТО-ТО ПЛОХОЕ
>>705621049
Дали пососать пиндосам
Everyone relax. If the US gets fucked with, they'll destroy the ionosphere. It's been like that for years. Bye bye earth.
>>705612198
Fidna blow someone's foot off mate
