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>>705580011
>her chest edges are super difficult
deciphered
There's one that's absolutely legendary, but I can't since it exceeds 2MB. Fuck gook moot.
Fucking spoodermood.
agile2013?
>>705582218
What's the Title?
>>705579840
gr9 b9 m9
>>705582813
this is fucking beautiful
crash on the moon fucking lols
>>705579840
fgt
What's with all you faggot OP's saying " I'll start " tonight. No shit you'll start, its your fucking thread!
>>705579840
Kys
>>705579840
Fuck you faggot
TOO ALL YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE POSTERS
I guess this is a best of 4chan thread?
>>705582813
>>705579840
Fucker
Someone post Anon vs the Barn Owl
>>705579840
Dumb fucker
>>705579840
Who's that
>>705582123
i think the sculpture of the guy trying to suck himself off really says something about man's unachievable drive to... something. c'mon, we've all been there, right?
>>705579840
Cocksucker
>>705584399
fucking shopped, bullshit if that's real
>>705579840
Dye
>>705584399
kek
>>705584399
what the literal fuck. im not sure how to handle this one...
>>705579840
Cunt
>>705584536
>>705585132
NO MR BONES YET?
>>705585132
kek
>>705585246
pls post
>>705585246
cant find mr. bones, my files're too disorganized. here, have a consolation mint.
I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride
this
legendary
>>705585595
hey look its young clay puppington
>>705585447
Poor mint man
>>705585847
>>705584399
if my post ends in 0 god is real
>>705585600
holy fucking shit, this is amazing, thank you anon
>>705579840
noice niggy
One of My favourites
>>705579840
nigar
>>705579840
I hope you die
>>705585998
A thing of beauty
>>705585816
i somethimes feel like the mint man, weed is the same as altoids, people just hang whit you cause you've weed
contribooting
>>705586682
i know i do.
>>705586682
It's true.
>>705586682
Not to be a Grammer nazi... but do people really use "you've" in this way? It reads awkward.
this lol
>>705583752
>>705587239
>>705586959
No one does that.
He is retarded.
>>705579111
Funniest shit
>>705586959
No, he fucked that up
>>705579840
fuck you
Usually takes a crane.
>>705587347
Never have I been so frustrated yet entertained by anything else in my life except this. This is amazing.
>>705579840
fgt
>>705586959
i'm not him, but you've=you have
"you have weed"
it makes perfect grammatical sense.
>>705587347
how have I not seen this before? this is pure gold.
anyways, contributin
>>705587239
no pls
>>705585447
this actually makes me feel a little sad.... he's trying to not be an autist sperg by making friends but in doing so he falls deeper into euphoria
>>705587347
What the actual fuck KEK
>>705588753
if you think that's bad, check THIS out.
You know, if there's a "if you don't reply to this thread" post, and you absolutely feel like you have to do it, you can just make a post that doesn't reply to anyone, just in the thread itself. That way the poster doesn't get their (you)s. You get to satisfy your twitch, and they don't get the (you)s they're fishing for. Win-win for everyone
>>705589078
this
>>705589078
or just dont be a superstitious faggot and ignore it. works for me.
>>705579840
Nigger
OP here, thank you for all the amazing kek.
You faggots are amazing, keep it up.
Good night.
>>705585711
Wasn't there more to this? I think he posted a few threads.
>>705582218
You can cut it in half and post twice
requesting the ogre who was digging in the basement. funniest goddamn thing i've read in my entire life.
>>705579840
Nig
>>705579840
cunt
>>705579840
ass
>>705582813
One of the all time greats.
>>705588522
my FUCKING SIDES!!!
>>705579840
skeleton
>>705589956
Here you are my friend.
>>705585711
Sweet fucking christ I almost died laughing
>>705589956
http://imgur.com/gallery/OH1lW
>>705578797
Hahaha he said nigger, how legendary
>>705579840
fugg
>>705579840
Nigger
>>705584399
god happened to be chillin on 4chan that night
>>705584399
Does no one remember that you could run scripts to determine your post number back then or something?
>>705590898
Classic. It's one of the pictures that literally make me kek every time.
not sure what im postin but its from my funny 4chan folder so here we go
>>705592376
I'm fucking crying
>>705592559
>>705579840
Take your fucking overused meme and kill yourself
>>705592997
>>705593147
is this thread already legendary status dood?
oregano
>>705592997
I CANT STOP THE KEK
>>705593406
Fuck off Randy
>>705590898
My god
>>705593423
OMG yes
classic
This is a fucking top Kek thread now.
>>705579840
asuidfhasfj
>>705593423
oh my fucking god this is the best one I've seen.
>>705593924
Im sorry Randy. I appologize. But you are still Randy Bobandy.
this guy exists
>>705585132
I remember that one
>>705592076
This gives me a weird sort of feel.
>>705594097
that you lahey you drunk bastard?
>>705583931
reeks of proxy and samefag
>>705594388
Its only been 2 bottles of whiskey.
>>705587239
Oh fuck that
>>705592580
So that's what that is! I've had one for like 3 years now, never knew what it was.
>>705592997
>>705592997
This just made me lose my shit. Thank you, anon.
>>705587239
jokes on you, i don't sleep
>>705594941
That's fucking genius...
>>705594006
was it a screamer or a "your mother will die if you don't respond"?
>>705594658
right? 2:52 a.m. where i'm at fammo, recovering from having 4 wisdom teeth removed. you?
>>705579840
Aww
OP is a faggot
>>705595239
didn't click, what is itt?
>>705595254
>>705593406
devin?
>>705593378
you can't grow tree, without bark
>>705579840
Fuck u
>>705585132
seen it before but im still dying
>>705579840
kys
>>705595889
holy fuck i was there
>>705579038
wait
how is he posting on 4chan if his only way of doing so (his dad's computer) is bricked?
If his family is so poor that they only have the one computer, then I doubt he could afford a cell phone/laptop to browse 4chan with. And even if he DID, then why not use that instead of risking getting the shit beaten out of him?
>>705595663
Chris?
this is some shit guys
>>705596377
Bob?
>>705596454
Sean?
>>705592997
HAHAHAHA
>>705596454
ben?
>>705596426
holy fuck those are nice tits
>>705596515
George?
>>705596541
Jack?
>>705596595
Kevin?
>>705596541
no its pyro
>>705596639
Ted?
>>705596595
Jerry!?
>>705594342
I have a confused boner
>>705596779
Bill!?
>>705596824
Eric?
>>705579840
reply
>>705579840
fug
>>705596857
Evan?
>>705579840
fuck u
>>705596910
Joe?
Damn nigga, one time I saw this squirrel right? It was eatin some damn acorns next to an old plastic bag, an the motha fucka got his head stuck in the damn bag and got scared, right? So it took of runnin 'n shit, ran straight into my garage door head first. I thought he was dead but after like 3 minutes he popped up and ran up a damn tree. Shit was legit!
>>705596976
Cthulu?
>>705587239
fuck
>>705596976
aboriginal?
>>705579840
Ass
>>705579840
dammit i dont wanna risk it fuk u
Damn Nigga, one time I was in the cities, and I had heard this blond motha fucka on TV talkin about this donut shop that has the best damn baked goods you can fuckin buy anywhere right? So I was in dere lookin at the shit they had and saw this one sweet role that was huge. It was about the size of a gallon of milk. So I bought that motha fucka and took it outside and shit, and I was gonna eat it on the bench but then this fuckin clown with a trained monkey came up. The clown say, "Watch this mother fuckin monkey. I play my music box and that bastard will dance like nobody's business." So he fuckin started playin his little music box and shit and DAMN could that monkey dance! Well, I started laughin my ass off but then I dropped my sweetroll and the fuckin monkey started eating it. Then this other mother fucker started screaming that a plane had crashed into one of the world trade center towers and shit. Never did get to taste that sweet roll.
>>705597109
Dad?
>>705592376
goddamn! Top kek
>>705596976
Bob?
>>705582842
Godly underrated post
>>705579840
しんで
>>705584536
>>unachievable
haha, well no.
>>705597255
Mom?
>>705579840
Shet
>>705597407
Sis?
Cream team?
>>705597447
uncle ?
Oldie but a goodie.
>>705596333
This is just really shitty logic.
He was just a kid using his dad's computer back in 2009. There's so much bullshit on here but this is actually believable.
>>705597543
I feel like starting a thread for this.
>>705579840
fuckin got me
Dis one fuckin guy I used to chill with was a weird mother fucker. He used to eat oreos like nobody's business. Well one time I was like "Hey Pete, why do you have so many fuckin oreos all the time, playa?" And he said that he likes to twist the oreos apart. Then one side will have more cream than the other side and he sucked a little part of the cream out of the middle and spunked in the hole to fill it back up, and then he put the cookie back together. And I said "What the high holy fuck are you doin that shit for Pete? Damn!" I was upset because sometimes he'd offer me some oreos to eat when I was in his crib. He said he only did it erry once n a while, so I probably didn't eat one of them ones, but I said "Fuck Pete, probably isn't a guarantee, and I damn well need a guarantee that if I'm eatin a damn oreo cookie that your jizz aint in the motha fucka!" and that damn guy jus said that it was a guarantee that he couldn't offer me when it came to his oreos. Fuckin Pete and shit. Damn!
>>705597464
>>705597584
KEK Samefag.
>>705597608
papa?
please post "harder to strangle someone than I thought" thread please.
>>705597648
I am the guy that made that thread lol
>>705597707
Im starting a thread for this, with this picture son.
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE STORY OF RHAJIT???
>>705597778
link it dude
>>705597830
Is that the TF2 heavy story?
>>705585600
holy fucking shit this made my dick hurt
I don't have the thread but here is an archive link. shit is epic.
>>705597910
>>705597910
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/550127613
oops there is link.
>>705579840
klklklklklkk,mm,
>>705587239
i reply
>>705578797
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705594490
Use witch hazel bruh, my shrunk and disappeared within a few days.
>>705579038
Lol, whole tread of stupid childrens and one fatty.
>>705587239
ijho
>>705579111
>i know it's all shits and giggles
>>705579840
Nigger
>>705579840
wtf
>>705596158
lost hard
Fuckin Pete. One time that motha fucka telled me "Yo Ramone, did you know if you drink pineapple juice before you give a blowjob it doesn't taste so bad?" And I said, "Fuckin WHAT?!" An that fuckin Pete... he thought I said that cuz I didn't know WTF a blowjob was, and he say "You know, perform oral sex on a man?" and shit man, I knew what a blowjob was! I just didn't know why the fuck Pete was tellin me that pineapples make dick taste better. An how the fuck did Pete know in the first place? I told his ass that I don't give a FUCK how my dick tastes, and I don't give a double-fuck how his dick tasted because no dicks were getting sucked that night. Then he started laughin and shit, said he just was tellin me that for the next ho that was gonna suck my dick. But damn, I don't think that was the truth.
Fuck, that reminds me of one time fuckin Pete came over to my little sisters birthday party, and he brought a few goodies for the lil kids to eat and shit right? Well, he had some muffins and some fuckin cheese and shit. But then when he had it all set up next to the other shit for the party I seen it, and it was like time slowed way down and shit. He had brought oreos. My sisters little friend Kelly was just starting to bite into one of them and I thought, fuck, that mother fuckin Pete jazzed in that damn oreo cookie and Kelly is gonna eat that summitch. So with my lightning reflexes I ran across the room and knocked the cookie out of her hand. Well, her fuckin dad didn't know what the fuck I was doin so he kicked me in the back of the fuckin elbow when I wasn't lookin. That shit hurt! I still don't like people getting too close to my elbow with their feet to this fuckin day!
What's with the fucking moon runes...
>>705592997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nIr6caYtFW
>>705598266
>>705598369
>>705598463
>>705598600
>>705598826
>>705598960
>>705594941
god damn, now thats some creative problem solving. The stones on that man.
>>705599148
Of course, what your problem?
>>705593423
>One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
>>705599228
commie, we don't appreciate Russian around these parts
>>705581265
Kek
>>705599228
These are posted in Cucksian.
Nobody but a cuck can read them.
Fuckwit.
>>705585447
aww mannn.
>>705597866
Not the one I'm thinking about.
The story of Rhajit is an epic fedora friendzone story that spans a few decades of this indian guy.
By far the greatest greentext I've ever read
>>705599475
Who it "we"? You like to speak for all?
>>705593147
Fuck you, this has been on the top of r/4chan for decades. You are a nigger.
>>705583628
W-who was taking the photos?
>>705589005
Why did he fuck up since he was in the clear? Damn autists, can't stop until they destroy every chance of recovering.
Gets me everytime.
>>705579840
fuq yu
Pete a weird mofo tho. I mean, I'm not sayin he couldn't pull hot bitches... but it's like he chose not to pull the hotties. He'd get real fat rachet hos then take a selfie when dey was givin his kack tha deep clean, and then he'd make a meme out of tha pic and hang it on the wall in his damn kitchen right by the damn table an shit. I'd tell his ass, "Damn Pete, I don't wanna see this shit while I'm eatin food, nigga!" but he'd just laugh and eat his omlet.
>>705599518
If you are the poorly educated redneck who isn't knowing Chinese, Russian, Japanese and English, I think, these are only your problems, bydlo.
>>705580011
My sides.
>>705587239
oh shit, forget my mom. I HAVE TO PROTECT MY MOTHERBOARD
>>705587239
dont
>>705599996
so close to
>>705599999
>>705600000
>>705585711
This, and the kid shitting on the hornet mascot. I'll never not laugh my ass off.
10/10
>>705579840
Fuck
>>705579840
you lil shit
>>705586028
Nice roll, faggot
If post ends in 2 God doesnt exist
>>705586360
if this shit is true... I can't even....
>>705600910
if this post ends in a digit god exists
>>705582842
jesus christ
>>705600970
>zero is a representation of nothing
>how did you fuck up this hard
>>705579840
pleb
legendary catfishman
>>705579840
If u dont reply to this your mom will die today
>>705601055
This thread is proof that /b/ is nothing but a combination of summerfags, newfags, and faggots.
Where are the true classic greentexts?
This is mainly people saving the occasional classic from other threads, people downloading and posting from /r/4chan and people posting their own screencaps of the last year or so.
This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.
/b/ is dead.
Long live /b/.
![4048198665_d9b03610c4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/byT1hEB.jpg "4048198665_d9b03610c4[1].jpg")
>>705601177
dubdub want some grubgrub?
>>705601332
kek why is this so funny?
>>705596158
KEK
>>705601136
This post replies for everyone who is in, or joins this thread.
It grants immunity to this post, and any other variations of this post.
Your mothers are now safe.
>>705601052
Lost it.
>>705583628
The ginger cunt has a dick it is just extremely small.
>>705579840
dick
>>705601055
part 2
>>705579840
Jesus the bait
>>705601177
I was hoping for more of the /b/ murderer
>>705584371
Voila.
>>705587239
fag
>>705579840
Tggg
