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Bored. Trips decides what I shove up my dick. Be reasonable please,

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Bored. Trips decides what I shove up my dick. Be reasonable please, and I'll deliver. I've done a screwdriver before here, and I'm willing to do that one again
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>>705550127
q-tip.
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Tooth Pick
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Pic of screwdriver in cockhole for proof.
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a straw
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rusty fishhook
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Your fist
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>>705550431
I deleted it, but someone saved the thread. Pray to the hacker 4chan that his will be done
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Phone charger
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a straw, with pics
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Triple a battery pls
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Salt
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>>705550127
A hooker tranny fem penis
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>>705551336
Rolling for this
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A Vagina
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>>705551455
Nvm, forget the the fem dick. Rolling for this
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>>705551455
This
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Bend Straw
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A piece of cake.
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>>705551455
Rolling for this
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Glass shard
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>>705551455
reroll
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A pic of bailey Jay.
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Your own asshole
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Your mom's vagina.
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A nail (flit end in first)
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>>705551455
Reroll
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>>705551640
Reroll
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>>705550127
Sharpie
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A bug
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A pokemon card
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Thumbtack
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>>705552515
The fuck?
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A worm
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A spider
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3.5mm headphone jack
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A nigger
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It seems people took a like my idea
>a bug
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A cheeto.
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Concentrated poop, if anyone has that pic plz post for relevance
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Banana.
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>>705552778
so close, reroll
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A fork that u have just eaten with
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Sharpie in peepee
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King Size Sharpie
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A lit joint
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An usb.
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>>705552778
roll
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A lego block
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A fun dip stick
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>>705552778
roll
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>>705552894
I nearly just died trying
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Crayon shaped Sidewalk chalk
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>>705552778
for the iphone!
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Roll. I'm not rolling, I want you to stuff a dinner roll in your cock
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Another man's penis
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>>705552355
Winrar

(if dubs try a pinkie)
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a toothbrush, bristle side
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>>705553414
Its trips yo
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>>705553483
rolero
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>>705553539
rll
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>>705552778
rolling
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>>705552778
rollios
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A lit candle small enough until too hot to bear
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Shave ur pubes and stiff em in there
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>>705553567
r0l
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A D6 die
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>>705553637
R011
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>>705553632
Reroll
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A spoon handle
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>>705553680
>:)
rel
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>>705553731
rol
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A fork handle
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>>705553763
r0ol
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>>705553798
r9ll
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Samsung Galaxy S5 charger
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Trying a new thing....scissors?
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rusty nail
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>>705553846
r4ll
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wayne rooney
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French fries straight from mcdonalds, see how many u can fit
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>>705553856
Reroll
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>>705553881
rol;ll
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Fill your dick hole with coke.
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>>705553915
rol1
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>>705554002
rolllllllllll
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pour hot sauce down it with a funnel
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>>705554046
rolror
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Reeses penut butter cup, just jam it in there
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>>705554078
hroll
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D-cell battery
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>>705554048
kek, reroll
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Glue
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chopstick
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Stick a straw down it, Then pour orange juice down it. Piss it out.
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>>705554048
rol
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Pen, then write with it in your Peehole
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>>705553483
Kill yourself fag
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>>705554048
roll
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>>705554130
Reroll
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>>705554179
Kek this
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>>705554302
roll
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>>705554329
One last reroll, I need this
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>>705554329
roll
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AA battery
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Straw
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>>705554284
This guy
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>>705554383
Please
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Cellphone
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Sidewalk chalk
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CORKSCREW

NAO
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>>705550127
wooden stick, or toothbrush, brushes first
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Rape
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>>705554594
This
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>>705554048
rollll
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Coco puffs
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>>705554594

kek
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Molten hot iron
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>>705554666
OH SHIT SATAN TRIPS DEMANDSSS
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>>705554645
roooolll
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>>705554666
WINRAR!! DEVIL SAYS CORKSCREW!!
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>>705554666
Checkd
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>>705554666
YOU FAGGOT, That was our only chance
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>>705554666
Winrar. Stick a corkscrew in there
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>>705554666
RARWIN
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>>705554666
OP here. Searching for one right now
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do it up lets see this cork screw in the piss hole
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>>705554594
OH SHIT
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Take a paper clip and bend it into one long piece of metal, then shove up dick.
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>>705554872

DIS GON BE GUD
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You're pinky
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>>705554775
My dick cringes at just the thought of this
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>>705554959
I am thumb nice to meet you
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septs get, override with glue
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a 12 inch dildo
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I am gonna roll for this upcoming get
>>705555555
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Dish soap
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>>705555185
Reroll
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Bleach
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>>705555265
Rereroll
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>>705554872
Fuck, sorry I can't find one in my house. Neither me nor roommates have one. Pick another
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>>705550127
Your finger
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>>705555310
ReRereroll
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>>705555397
REREREREROLL
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If septs i demand u to cut ur frenulum and shove the lose string into ur shaft
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>>705555458
100 more to go
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>>705555484
I'll roll for this
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Septs get, rolling for sharpie
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OP just shove another screwdriver in your dick. deep. tell us what you do have there lets not spend all night lookin for shit
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>>705555542
So close
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flower stem
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>>705555555
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If septs then post your address to me over steam.
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Molten hot iron -> urethra
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rolling for a habanero pepper
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Hit me up with that shoe string lace, b.
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A shoelace poked up the length of your ureter via a hotdog fork. I want to see if it really is possible to push something all the way up to a dude's bladder.
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>>705556320
Aye, papi. OP, listen to this man.
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>>705556407
Woman. But yes, please do.
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3.5 mm adapter seemed fun. Bonus headphone plugged into it
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>>705556937
Now, for a pencil as deep as possible
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>>705557304
Reroll
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>>705557408
Rereroll
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>>705557442
One last try
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Where the fuck is everyone?
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OP, I think they abandoned the thread for porn...
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jam this up ur pee hole
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>>705557825
I doubt he has a K-bar, anon
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>>705556320
I've been trying but I can't get it any farther than an inch. Shoelace keeps bunching up without going forward

>>705557612
Boredom, I guess. Should've given less choices

>>705557782
Eh, it happens. Any personal requests? I could do chopstick, try battery, fork, another screwdriver...
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Toenail clippings.
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