Bored. Trips decides what I shove up my dick. Be reasonable please, and I'll deliver. I've done a screwdriver before here, and I'm willing to do that one again
>>705550127
q-tip.
Tooth Pick
Pic of screwdriver in cockhole for proof.
a straw
rusty fishhook
Your fist
>>705550431
I deleted it, but someone saved the thread. Pray to the hacker 4chan that his will be done
Phone charger
a straw, with pics
Triple a battery pls
Salt
>>705550127
A hooker tranny fem penis
>>705551336
Rolling for this
A Vagina
>>705551455
Nvm, forget the the fem dick. Rolling for this
>>705551455
This
Bend Straw
A piece of cake.
>>705551455
Rolling for this
Glass shard
>>705551455
reroll
A pic of bailey Jay.
Your own asshole
Your mom's vagina.
A nail (flit end in first)
>>705551455
Reroll
>>705551640
Reroll
>>705550127
Sharpie
A bug
A pokemon card
Thumbtack
>>705552515
The fuck?
A worm
A spider
3.5mm headphone jack
A nigger
It seems people took a like my idea
>a bug
A cheeto.
Concentrated poop, if anyone has that pic plz post for relevance
Banana.
>>705552778
so close, reroll
A fork that u have just eaten with
Sharpie in peepee
King Size Sharpie
A lit joint
An usb.
>>705552778
roll
A lego block
A fun dip stick
>>705552778
roll
>>705552894
I nearly just died trying
Crayon shaped Sidewalk chalk
>>705552778
for the iphone!
Roll. I'm not rolling, I want you to stuff a dinner roll in your cock
Another man's penis
>>705552355
Winrar
(if dubs try a pinkie)
a toothbrush, bristle side
>>705553414
Its trips yo
>>705553483
rolero
>>705553539
rll
>>705552778
rolling
>>705552778
rollios
A lit candle small enough until too hot to bear
Shave ur pubes and stiff em in there
>>705553567
r0l
A D6 die
>>705553637
R011
>>705553632
Reroll
A spoon handle
>>705553680
>:)
rel
>>705553731
rol
A fork handle
>>705553763
r0ol
>>705553798
r9ll
Samsung Galaxy S5 charger
Trying a new thing....scissors?
rusty nail
>>705553846
r4ll
wayne rooney
French fries straight from mcdonalds, see how many u can fit
>>705553856
Reroll
>>705553881
rol;ll
Fill your dick hole with coke.
>>705553915
rol1
>>705554002
rolllllllllll
pour hot sauce down it with a funnel
>>705554046
rolror
Reeses penut butter cup, just jam it in there
>>705554078
hroll
D-cell battery
>>705554048
kek, reroll
Glue
chopstick
Stick a straw down it, Then pour orange juice down it. Piss it out.
>>705554048
rol
Pen, then write with it in your Peehole
>>705553483
Kill yourself fag
>>705554048
roll
>>705554130
Reroll
>>705554179
Kek this
>>705554302
roll
>>705554329
One last reroll, I need this
>>705554329
roll
AA battery
Straw
>>705554284
This guy
>>705554383
Please
Cellphone
Sidewalk chalk
CORKSCREW
NAO
>>705550127
wooden stick, or toothbrush, brushes first
Rape
>>705554594
This
>>705554048
rollll
Coco puffs
>>705554594
kek
Molten hot iron
>>705554666
OH SHIT SATAN TRIPS DEMANDSSS
>>705554645
roooolll
>>705554666
WINRAR!! DEVIL SAYS CORKSCREW!!
>>705554666
Checkd
>>705554666
YOU FAGGOT, That was our only chance
>>705554666
Winrar. Stick a corkscrew in there
>>705554666
RARWIN
>>705554666
OP here. Searching for one right now
do it up lets see this cork screw in the piss hole
>>705554594
OH SHIT
Take a paper clip and bend it into one long piece of metal, then shove up dick.
>>705554872
DIS GON BE GUD
You're pinky
>>705554775
My dick cringes at just the thought of this
>>705554959
I am thumb nice to meet you
septs get, override with glue
a 12 inch dildo
I am gonna roll for this upcoming get
>>705555555
Dish soap
>>705555185
Reroll
Bleach
>>705555265
Rereroll
>>705554872
Fuck, sorry I can't find one in my house. Neither me nor roommates have one. Pick another
>>705550127
Your finger
>>705555310
ReRereroll
>>705555397
REREREREROLL
If septs i demand u to cut ur frenulum and shove the lose string into ur shaft
>>705555458
100 more to go
>>705555484
I'll roll for this
Septs get, rolling for sharpie
OP just shove another screwdriver in your dick. deep. tell us what you do have there lets not spend all night lookin for shit
>>705555542
So close
flower stem
If septs then post your address to me over steam.
Molten hot iron -> urethra
rolling for a habanero pepper
Hit me up with that shoe string lace, b.
A shoelace poked up the length of your ureter via a hotdog fork. I want to see if it really is possible to push something all the way up to a dude's bladder.
>>705556320
Aye, papi. OP, listen to this man.
>>705556407
Woman. But yes, please do.
3.5 mm adapter seemed fun. Bonus headphone plugged into it
>>705556937
Now, for a pencil as deep as possible
>>705557304
Reroll
>>705557408
Rereroll
>>705557442
One last try
Where the fuck is everyone?
OP, I think they abandoned the thread for porn...
jam this up ur pee hole
>>705557825
I doubt he has a K-bar, anon
>>705556320
I've been trying but I can't get it any farther than an inch. Shoelace keeps bunching up without going forward
>>705557612
Boredom, I guess. Should've given less choices
>>705557782
Eh, it happens. Any personal requests? I could do chopstick, try battery, fork, another screwdriver...
Toenail clippings.