g/fur
There are already two s/fur-threads up. Let's get one of these too
>>705536101
bumping a little bit, hoping others join in before I evetually hit the hay
>>705536197
i gief this
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>>705536292
I could sure join in to help him empty that bowl
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>>705536542
The question isn't whether or not you would fuck the bunny. The question is would you get fucked by the bunny?
>>705536723
Shamelessly selfbumping here...
Any lurkers?
>>705536801
>mfw when haven't kissed a boy yet
>>705536933
It might have something to do with the fact that I'm a socially awkward fuck that's still in the closet for being bi... i mean... that's pretty weak isn't it?
>>705537081
There can't be a thread without this gem, now can there?
>>705536933
I've kissed a femboy irl, he likes attention so he's really easy to get with <3
nice autosage
>>705537151
Afternoon guys
>>705537194
Then comes my question: If he enjoys attention, how many else have done that before/after you?
No matter what your answer is, I'm still jealous ;)
>>705537247
Good midnight to you too, my friend. How nice of you to drop in
>>705537587
Post your butt.
Turned 18 today, going to this party this thursday. A place packed with 18/19yo horny guys and gals who downs alcohol all night long... Might be a good place to take a step out of my lovely closet <3
>>705537415
Pretty sure i was like his 3rd he told me about meeting randoms on the internet. But i'm not to afraid, condoms are a thing.
>>705538090
Yeah, I know. I was just thinking out loud, kind of. Like, I had this gf for like two weeks who had been down to buisness with more guys than she cared to admit. Heck, just during the month after i got snaps from her, every snap for her bed with a new dude in every one of them. I got like 5 snaps that month... Even though she stayed two nights at my place, neither of us made a move to go all the way. I mean, maybe i'd be getting a price for being the 100th guy being inside of her, but it's not that special. I'm sure you understand what I'm trying to say
>>705538509
That sucks, thats why i mainly keep to guys. Just seems they all so insecure they keep faithful.
everyone ignores these threads
nobody but other furries think its normal to be a furry.
it's legitimatelty insane
at least they're anthropomorphic, it's still ridiculous
I'll keep bumping for a little while longer. My schoolday tomorrow is fucked anyways
>>705538779
You're doing a great job of keeping my cock hard <3
>>705538737
I know, It's pretty fucking sick tbh. I got into s/fur on a site when i was 14 or something i think. It was so fucking weird that I had to check it out. Back then I was kind of new to internet porn and pretty much everything was exciting. I guess this thing of mine just grew from there. No pun intended
It'll only last for a silent ivy minute
>>705538844
Thank you. It's nice to hear that my boredom is being appreciated <3
>>705539162
are you ready for the debaaate
>>705539208
Makes me wanna bust all over a nice butt <3
>>705539028
I want to go to the movies now. Doesn't really matter what movie it is, as long as we get seats in the back row <3
>>705539378
You already know. I'm gonna watch it with my dad and we're gonna get wasted.
>>705539389
My butt isn't that nice. I mean, I'm kind of a skinny dude, but my butt is nothing to be proud of, sadly. Besides, if you cum all over it, I would have a hard time licking all the cum up before we lay down making out
>>705539629
you ever see christian bale in american psycho? Dude is in lovely, aesthetically fit shape but has literally no ass
sexual dimorphism is what it is
>>705539162
about time someone nice showed up
>>705539629
Psst, All butts are nice. Doesn't matter if you're hairy or what not, wouldn't be the first butt i've shaved for someone <3
Why can't I have a round butt?
ur all fucking homos
>>705539777
I'm here to post awoo and make america great again
and trump already has the second one covered for me
>>705539898
aren't you the weird autist who's like actually in love with krystal
you've got issues fam
>>705539915
awoo~
sup?
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>>705540005
at least im not gay
>>705539504
sounds like a good time
wish my folks weren't john oliver cronies
>>705539810
I kinda wanna shave my whole self once. I still haven't shaved any of my areas down low. But as I'm a russ (norwegian traditions at their best) I will probably do that soon enough. I really want to go all the way to just leave the hair on my head be and let the rest of it go. Just the feeling of being smooth must be amazing.
>>705540108
Just waiting for the debate at this point, energy levels remain high.
>>705540129
yyyyyeah ok
>>705540154
my dad has no political opinions except that anything that reminds him of venezuela is bad so I can more or less just make shit up and he'll support what I say
>>705540209
You live in norway? Also shaving is something really fun. I shaved my last boyfriend completly, legs, butt, balls, chest. He loved that shit. Worked in some massage in it to.
>>705540319
it's going to be such a fucking meme fest, I might actually tune in. Any place online that's gonna be streaming it?
>>705536444
More like this please!
>>705540525
trump's own website, for one. Also there's all sorts of links on /pol/
>>705540275
I'm looking for a parttime-job, maybe being a maid is something I should look into? I mean, my stepdad has a maid. I'm hardly ever at his house though. Still, there are times when I'm there home alone when his maid shows up. Cute asian girl, it has all been fantasies as of yet though <3
>>705540525
You're a fucking memefest
don't shave
>>705540725
hey nef <3
>>705540639
what time?
julian did you get my text
>>705539629
Post your butt.
>>705540757
But I'd really love to feel all nice, clean and smooth
>>705540858
Sup?
>>705540858
9pm on the good side of the country, 6 in califalia.
>>705540725
is it bad that I feel more empathy for tower of god characters that were introduced like a month ago instead of normal human beings
>>705540879
yeah
>>705541014
like I even made a pastebin timeline
pastebin com/pgfU3sAj
so angry tho
>>705540989
nef save me from customers
>>705540684
No clue, I just like the uniforms.
>>705540939
I really can't do that tonight as I left my phone upstairs for some ungodly reason. I'll be sure to do that some day if you wanna see though. Usually I go by the name Lynx(something) or something like that on here haha. It's a long shot, but if you ever catch me when I'm on my actual computer with my phone nearby, I'll be sure to get a pic.
Sorry, I know it's a long shot, but that's the best I can do right now
>>705541106
bbc is a propaganda outlet I wouldn't really get your panties in a knot over it
>>705541331
I dont have panties
do not lie to the thread people
>>705541014
Probably not. Outside of people you personally know, and are aware of their history, the majority of the human race might as well be fictional characters given how little you are connected. I cried reading Sengoku Youko, and I don't think I've cried for a person IRL since my grandma died like a dozen years ago.
You mean Kaiser?
>>705541133
Are you kidding? I can't even save myself from punters at work.
>>705541106
In my language, the Crusades were known as "perang salib", or "battle of the cross".
>>705541502
in my language the crusades are known as literally as bad as using nukes
>>705541423
I totally believe you
>>705541180
I know, me too. Thoughts about becomming a male prostitute with a maid uniform kek. Would be nice though. Probably wouldn't even charge most people tbh
>>705541423
>do not lie to the thread people
Ok
HEY THREAD, KATIA WEARS WOMENS' UNDERWEAR
>>705541476
Oh I meant compared to people I actually do no personally. There's a whiny little waifish faggot a tournament I went to on saturday that I've known awhile and he's really very unhappy in life but man I kinda wish he'd just kill himself.
>You mean Kaiser?
Yeah.
know*
>>705540913
hi
>>705540989
procrastinating getting groceries because extremely hot outside. You?
>>705541014
I WILL NOT FALL FOR THAT BAIT
but thank you
This has really been one of my better nights on here. I'll be off any minute now though. I just wanna thank you all for a good night <3
>>705541476
I got fucking pissed at a customer earlier.
>>705541686
no I dont you took them with u
>>705541636
shh
>>705541916
There was no bait.
>>705541934
You're welcome I'm glad my magnificence shed some vestigial light on your worthless life.
>>705542016
I know for a fact I left some there.
is it normal to be a selfish narcissistic asshole but also hate yourself more than anyone else on the planet?
asking for a friend.
>>705542130
t-the worst two.
>>705541686
Well, do you think he has a solid reason to be unhappy? And if so does he do anything to solve his problems?
If either of those are no, there is no reason to feel bad.
>>705541916
Sitting on my ass taking a break from WoW. Which is why I haven't been around as often lately, actually.
>>705541934
You're welcome, sunshine
>>705542016
I said to a customer the other day, and I quote. "get your cheap cunt ass off my fucking table you worthless sack of shit"
Pitboss didn't even care, it was a great night.
>>705542130
Do I really need to care whether I'm worth something or not? I'm your average leftist bifag with a social anxiety
>>705542275
I would be fired before I finished the sentence.
>>705542174
oh absolutely
>asking for a friend
you are not.
>>705542220
I probably would've taken those too but I forgot.
>>705542275
No, he doesn't, he's just a sad sack of faggot shit.
Kaiser's loyalty makes me cry.
>>705542323
>leftist
I rescind my previous statement. Commit suicide.
>>705542174
We could be friends. Really, I don't have too manny of them myself. We could hate ourselves together. Sounds like a fun night. Netflix and selfhatred, down or nah?
Fuck I'm sweaty, painting an apartment in coveralls during a 75 degree day.
>>705542403
Oh well. Not gonna kill myself just yet. I'm a rational leftist though. Not a fucking commie ;) That's what they all say, I guess... But meh, don't wanna kms just yet
>>705542490
Can I come? I can contribute Crunchyroll.
>>705542403
no they were pretty bad.
>>705542378
Well, I was in a special situation where the customer wasn't being aggressive to me, but to other customers.
I was defending a customer, not attacking one.
>>705542403
Well then fuck him
Gotta at least make an effort.
>>705542174
Well yeah, of course
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>>705542687
Sure, let's all hang out and overdose on Ambien. Sounds like fun to be
>>705542683
Leftism cannot exist without being irrational or evil. One way or another you want to take my money and give it to someone who hasn't earned it and you think pointing a gun at me and taking said money by force is a morally reasonable way of doing things.
>>705542778
#allpantiesmatter
>>705542788
he's quite gay I could actually probably fuck him if I wanted
>>705542687
Hm. Lying down on my couch watching anime and hating ourselves? Sounds like fun. You can come!
>>705542931
His dick is probably as weak as his willpower
>>705542275
Nice. I'm super close to 50 on ffxiv, then once I unlock Ishgard I'ma start grinding Machinist and Dark Knight
>>705539857
It isn't fair =(. I want a nice pillowy butt. Dumb genetics.
>>705542939
I hate myself for accepting, I guess.
>>705542894
Fun to bee
>>705543117
irrelevant, he's 500% bottom.
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>>705542687
I guess I would have to get my own cute threads though. Borrowing my stepmother's would be kind of risky if we should grow bored of just wathing anime ;)
>>705543251
hows that gonna work then? Double sided dildo?
>>705543440
It's not happening. I was just saying I COULD.
>>705543440
Hunnibuns wants to get one of those.
Oh well. OP going off for tonight. Have a good one <3
>>705543251
god this has been fun to read
>>705543253
I was hoping we would. :P
>>705543508
and I'm just sayin', how WOULD it work?
>>705543523
Hunnibuns would shove the whole thing up there
>>705543648
he's not fun to interact with
he just whines on facebook about how he wishes everyone would be more ok with him wearing crop tops and booty shorts in public and how he's depressed and bad at melee
>>705543773
I would shoot him after 5 minutes of listening to him speak
>>705543773
Probably.
>>705543869
That is what ballgags are for
>>705543967
he's the reasons isis throws gays off of buildings
>>705542931
I mean, you're wrong, but that's fine.
>>705544148
I realize leftists don't have arguments but let's hear how I'm wrong, exactly.
>>705543869
jesus christ. I'm surprised he doesn't have aids
>>705544241
Nothing I say would change your mind, it'd be like speaking to a brick wall.
>>705544297
I can't be sure he doesn't
>>705544371
So you're admitting you have literally nothing.
lol but seriously though I'm so close to killing myself you have no idea LMFAO not like I haven't already tried and failed like everything else I do lol lol save me
>>705544490
No I'm admitting that there's no point.
>>705540108
>person on facebook posts image saying
>there are good christians | bad christians
> good muslims | bad muslims
malcom x osama
>good atheists | bad atheists
Gates stalin
>>705544520
if you failed at killing yourself you didn't really want to do it. Suicide isn't very difficult nowadays.
>>705544563
No, you're doing the leftist tactic of pretending your opponent is morally or intellectually degenerate to avoid actually talking about the issue.
>>705544133
ISIS throws gays off buildings? That's just fucking uncalled for and disgusting behaviour. How could they damage such a precious thing? That poor pavement, too good for this earth.
not gonna reply not gonna reply not gonna reply not gonna reply not gonna reply
>>705544751
>too good for this earth
well mostly it's constructed immediately on top of the earth actually so that's where it belongs
