Rekt
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rekt
>>705530866
NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
>>705531716
>no fucks given
Jesus christ that guy is hardcore
>>705531995
Haha XD real funny m8.
Fuck you.
>>705530866
is this that hot new dance craze sweeping the nation?
>>705531890
fuck is that?
>>705530866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TldZPwUW12g
>>705532332
he is awaited at Valhalla. shiny and chrome
>>705532332
HEY IS AWAITED IN VALHALLA
Keep reking
>>705531716
not a circumcision, a butchering
>>705531890
bite my shiny metal ass
>>705531890
Wtf? Lol
>>705531890
>Bite my shiny metal ass.
>>705532657
kek
more infos/story?
>>705530866
You know what's funny? Is that this gook still has the nerve to keep a grip on his cigarette even though his crotch is on fire.
>>705531890
That file name. Fucking kek'd hard.
>>705530866
Why is his pants already wet before he spills his drink?
Is this faked?
>>705533398
>filename
holy fuck my sides
>>705533213
he really should have made that into a proper noose
>>705533256
story?
>>705533398
What was that all about?
>>705532091
>EMPEROR EYE
>>705533633
https://www.rt.com/viral/353590-albania-hospital-fire-murder/
>>705533398
>>705533601
samefagging this hard
>>705533835
Albanians being Albanians
>>705533630
palistine accidentally bombed palistine while trying to bomb israel.
>>705533928
>structural effects test
>effects test
>effects
how about posting something real instead of some silly CGI bullshit
>>705533197
literally just google fox news axe throw. holy shit stop asking to be fed. google is faster, easier, and won't call you a cunt
>>705532569
did he died?
>>705533976
Scored his watch as well
>>705534157
fake
>>705533630
nerve gas
>>705531890
Witnessed!
>>705534458
you can tell it's fake because his shoes didn't fly off
>>705530866
do you have the rest of the vid?
>>705533075
Retarded text ruins it.
>>705533427
I like your style
>>705533398
best part is that the assassin died and everyone else survived albeit with severe burns
>>705533150
lol what a fucking idiot
>>705535094
2 other women patients died of asphixiation.
>>705535192
you sure?
either way. good stuff.
>>705535094
No, the assasin and two women in there died, the orderly survived and the target too but he might have perished from his wounds later (without a news article that I can find written about it)
>>705530866
Fucking retard. Say hello to your 3rd degree burns.
>>705533398
>filename
>>705535270
https://www.rt.com/viral/353590-albania-hospital-fire-murder/
yes.
>>705534962
Yes it is.
Also, mine.
>>705533398
>>705533601
>>705535345
Still samefagging this hard. Unbelievable
>>705534370
not really suicide grip, more just bad grip
>>705535265
oh, okay i was worried there. seems like a nice lad
>>705535265
the weirdest part of this is the first car speeding at 50 in a residential area, like it's normal to go at that speed.
>>705533966
Kill yourself
>>705532507
WITNESS ME
>>705535265
KEK
>>705535645
Right, cause you actually laughed at the filename.
kys
>>705534370
http://www.body-xtreme.com/bodybuilding/-igor-golushkin--dies-in-a-power-lifting-competition/17.htm
>>705534135
shame it wasnt a nuke.
Max
>>705535981
Your mom should be shot for letting a little fucking cunt like you use the internet.
>>705534962
Nigs gonna nig
>>705530971
Wait but why? Why did the piss mid penis cutting? Why even cut the dick? I'm so confused
>>705532657
"Dude lets have an axe throwing section, no safety net. And the drummers can play right fucking behind it."
"PERFECT!"
>>705536171
... and regret
>>705534962
Fuck yes moar russian content plz
>>705530971
for what purpose tho
>>705533197
>dude throws axe
>axe hits other dude
>other dude dies of internal bleeding in hospital
>>705536408
>eternal bleeding
>>705536408
Did he actually die?
Sauce or bs
>>705535265
>>705534962
glad to see security cameras are finally becoming better than first gen webcams.
>>705533150
well I always wondered who would win.
turns out cangaroos are no boxers at all
>>705534316
Sheeple used Ram, Critial Hit!
>>705536284
The axe throwing thing was closed at the time and drummers weren't informed some retarded news reporter was going to be throwing axes at them
>>705536466
>>705536482
Newfags
>>705535192
He's aid people, anon.
>>705534962
Death penalty for violent criminals
>>705536560
If I remember correctly that was actually a drugged kangeroo. They dozed him before they fought it.
Normally a Kangeroo would kick your ass.
How many MB are you allowed?
Sure it used to be 4?
>>705536793
what happen?
>>705536660
that was nice
>>705533075
That's some 9gag tier garbage.
>>705536660
Love that the monkey got killed. Fucking chimpanzees.
>>705536220
Pure unadulterated rage, like a downy who can't bite his ear
>>705533150
I only hope it was for hunting purposes
>>705536962
Story?
>>705536626
LE POKEMEME
UPVOTED
>>705536794
Terrible filename.
What would you know about getting blown, anyway?
>>705530971
why did they do that?
>>705536874
story? Is this just a fucking robbery or what is going on?
Just fucking scare the dude off man
>>705536792
>le archaic meme image
How fucking new and underage are you? Fuck off back to 9gag, retard.
>>705533213
"would it kill you to fix the living room ceiling fan?"
>>705537171
It's better with the squealing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHXS_U9WSUU&feature=youtu.be
>>705535505
|:^o
>>705537171
Wow, proper fireball material. Petrol leak?
>>705533150
This one is so mean but makes me laugh every time I also like to imagine this is an Australian rite of passage
>>705533256
is this a home made mortar?
the shit is it?
>>705537153
Nice meme!
How do I get pussy like you?
>>705537213
As far as I know, these guys kept robbing the tenants of a building so the cops set up this trap for them.
>>705537359
ouch
>>705536931
I couldn't post more than 2MB
>>705533835
Goat fuckers being goat fuckers
>>705530971
Hey, at least this is original content.
>>705537401
http://heavy.com/news/2015/09/arabic-arabian-persian-kids-teenagers-boys-fid-fad-aerosol-gas-car-explosion-youtube-video/
>>705537493
how can you tell which one is the trap?
>>705537240
More than you, Cuck.
>>705537439
And you're calling /me/ mad.
Go back to le reddit.
>>705536794
Take your nigger pop culture back to vine
>>705537667
First rekt thread?
>>705533150
Fuckin' Aussies man.
>>705537667
Stop acting like a dumbass, newfag
>>705537401
They were using laughing gas. Guess no one ever told them not to light a fire in that shit.
>>705537563
Sounds suspicious... "I smell gas? I know what, where's my lighter?"
More like they were fucking around with aerosols.
>>705532091
>>705532091
Baller . Broken hip
>>705537815
>>705537859
Redditard detected.
>>705537743
Fuck you bitch ass cracka
>>705536931
looked like carburetor trouble.
>>705536660
That quickdraw. Fucking sexy.
>>705537875
I just read the article. They made a dumb excuse that they smelled gas and one of the group decided to light it.
>>705537959
NIGGER
4chin should at least allow vp9 webms if we're gonna limit it to 2mb
>>705537667
I'm not mad. Just disappointed at the quality of human that visits this site nowadays
>>705538038
Damn dude.
>>705538068
Welp thanks. i now hate my favorite ride
>>705533213
was honestly expecting the fan to break.
>>705531716
others said it's like a "test of becoming a real man" kind of shit. not circumcision.
>>705534962
Every rekt thread is
>>705532569
I- i- I think- dude you got- dude you- DUDE! You got him! Run
>>705531890
TO VALHALLA!!!!!!!!!!!
>>705537521
Surprise buttsex!
>>705532569
Was he okay
>>705537073
it wasnt op. just some lad who happened to live there.
>>705537521
Fuggin saved.
>>705533213
that's a quality fan!
>>705538040
Story?
>>705538068
Saaaaauuce?? How many died, what happend?
>>705538038
One of them later.
>>705537429
yeah, ISIS/sandniggers use them.
they literally put a huge mortar-ish thing on trucks, and launch these... things.
>>705536962
That one guy gets shot a half dozen times then they still stomp the shit out of him.
>>705532190
Kys
>>705536560
>>705536753
Isn't that a wallaby? They are much smaller than 'roos
>>705538157
Sorry to burst your bubble, but 4chan wasn't some quality goldmine full of LE EPIK MEMES, ever. You just saw the odd few good threads in screen caps on the shitty meme websites you go to.
Also,
"Quality of human". Get the fuck outta here you underage queer.
>>705538065
Call me a nigga to my face bet I whup yo ass bitch nigga
>>705535668
dat jackinthebox
>>705531995
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/8385084
>>705533601
Kill yourself
>>705532657
i actually know the guy who got hit by the axe. jeff prosperie. he judges marching band and drum corps
>705536874
that was fucking crazy...
>>705538618
What face, you caveman looking motherfucker!
>>705537521
>>705537799
what a dumb filename, it hit him in the front
>>705538759
Then tell me, was he hit in the arm or the drum?
>>705538456
no major injuries. not even kidding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVNDswFJEyg
>>705538244
it was china. what do you expect
>>705532657
lol filename
>>705536148
Indeed, israel needs to be wiped out as well
>>705536660
Thats Racist
>>705532091
juked grandma right out of her depends.
>>705535345
End yourself
>>705534152
Are you retarded?
>>705534398
nice catch anon
>>705530866
wtf? I thought ching chongs were smart.
>>705538577
Thanks for making debate night just a little better for me. Your hatred gives me a boner
>>705531716
I blame the jooos.
>>705538845
>China
They probably scratched any deaths and major injuries off the charts to save face. They're corrupt as fuck.
>>705537171
>Fire_Mage_Gets_Huge_Combustion.webm
>>705538759
>i actually know the guy who got hit by the axe
wow. aren't you fucking special. man, you're really fucking cool. i wish i could be like you.
>>705530866
Talk about a flaming faggot.
>>705533630
>kebab shot rocket
>rocket is like fuck you cunt
>not today
>rocket plummits to mosque
>Allah Akbar
>>705536874
poor fucking dude, how they fried the cunt.
>>705538974
It feels like I'm talking to a bot with stock answers here. What is this retard even on about?
>>705539089
tl;dr: allah exists and he hates sand-niggers
>>705538577
damn calm down
>>705537370
I think it's the Rather be by clean bandit in the background that really sells it.
>>705533273
Haha I didn't even notice that
>>705539061
Shut the fuck up.
>>705539061
Hey go fucking kill yourself in your shitty bathroom. Fucking sour cunt.
I bet everyone you know in real life only just about tolerates you. Asshole.
>>705534962
this newfag is full of rekt threads
>>705539152
The fact that you're still replying to him makes you the retard. Ignore the fag and move on with your life.
>>705533150
>when you catch up with that nigga putting the wink faces on baes pic.
Xp
>>705539282
>>705539432
Fuck you.
>>705533612
Why?
>>705539498
he's right. you're a faggot.
>>705539498
kys
>>705533398
>"What happened to the woman?"
"I gave her a light, she took the short way down"
>>705530866
I like how he just keeps making it worse
>>705539285
>>705539323
>cool guys
>>705539498
this is not a músic thread you konw?
>>705534316
I feel so bad for this. mom died protecting her child, while she had to witness it. She looks so confused afterwards.
REEEEEEEEE for the sheep
>>705536273
He pissed because the pain and shock made him void his bladder. Looks like it's probably a punishment or possibly a ritual of some sort but that's less likely
>>705539556
Fuck you too then, dickhead.
>>705539613
Redditard faggot detected.
>>705538361
There was a thing a few years ago. People would find these live stream street cams, post them here and tell people to watch as certain times. They would knock over card racks, drop a bunch of paint on the floor, blend in with the crowd so you didn't know which one they were, or even shoot up a movie theatre. Shit was cool. People also liked mudkips then.
>>705532581
story?
>>705539656
Prick.
>>705536660
Googles gonna google
>>705538040
story ?
>>705539638
I'm a bit in pain now.
>>705539730
Not really. I'm just a regular /b/tard who wants you to kill yourself.
>>705533256
>>705533630
>>705534135
>>705539089
Maybe God is trying to tell them something.
Like "Hey stop shouting my name every time you do something stupid-and/or-evil"
>>705533213
Poor dude.
>>705537370
lol
>>705536874
Idiot. Was it worth it to lose your life for a couple dollars?
>>705539904
That's what a newfag redditor would say.
>lookame I'm so cool I go to /b/
>>705536345
This post really seems like you're speaking from experience.
>>705539801
oh god my feelings are sooo fucking hurt man. i'm just fucking devastated by your coolness and your withering insults. how will i go on with my life?
>>705531716
I said just a little off the top
>>705537345
I want to cum in that figures mouth.
>>705539638
dont know why i laughed so hard
>all these kids arguing ITT
im outta here
>>705537875
It worked - made me laugh.
>>705533273
Nigga I'm a gook
Gook loose with a screw
>>705535265
filename
>>705538782
Bruh I would bitch slap ya daddy n make him watch me fuck the shit out yo momma. Give that ho this 10 inch black momba
>>705540058
>so he uses sarcasm
How new are you, fess up
>>705538753
Ppl are fuckin shit...yes, you're a fucking piece of shit, and you know it.
>>705538413
>>705538337
YW
>>705538577
<>For you.
>>705536273
most likely a rapist or a pedophile.
>>705538577
You sound upset.
>>705539999
Checked
>>705540002
Nice attempt at quads
>>705533213
my elementary classmate just suicided today and this makes me very sad. Like what is she thinking during her last moments .. seeing her alive the day before and in a casket today. Fujking tragedy
>>705538577
Dubs of truth.
>>705540294
>Steps forward after releasing it
>>705540287
Nice gif with 3 pixels in it, retard
>>705540002
When a highly autistic memester can't let go of a losing battle.
>>705540242
i've been here all summer
>>705536660
That lady is my hero. Google lives don't even matter.
>>705540388
>>705539276
KEK
>>705540329
You sound like a reddit newfag.
>>705536273
It's a nigger custom, dude, A lot of those half-ass African animals think it's like a "coming of age" thing to cut off your junk. They do the same thing to girls, too, except they take the whole clitoris along with the labia for girls.
And of course, all without proper medicine, and just some greasy fly infested witch doctor shit.
>>705540388
No one gives a shit
>>705539788
Dark Soul as it
>>705539999
Calm your quads
>>705540464
Kek.
>>705540465
Hey, summerfag.
You are aware that this GIF has been around for over 8 years here on b?
>>705535668
what's with the weird pathing those things follow?
>>705540518
Reddit detected.
>>705540521
I've been here since spring, so suck it fag.
>>705537370
There's no place I'd rather be...
