Welcome to Club Kek
> singles not admitted + get beat up by security like the beta fag you are
> dubs get in (mere peasants)
> trips get in + VIP access
> quads get in + VIP access within the VIP (alpha zone)
> quints own the place
>>705514201
I'm on 4chan do you really think i would enjoy clubbing?
>>705514448
gtfo beta fag
>>705514201
I'll just leave my octs here.
>>705514201
keek
>>705514201
Wassup Tony?
what do i get?
>I-I just got dubs on another thread, I s-swear!
step aside filthy fucking peasants
>>705514201
Hey Paul, my man
hm?
i know the dj
>>705515001
I am the dj.
>>705514201
lol who am i?
>>705514201
This place is now a gay bar
Singles head back to Weenie Hut Jr's
>>705514201
bitch
I brought 3 girls with me
Let me in, nigger.
roam around boy
>>705514201
ay bby wan sum fuk?
>>705515081
and i know u
mehoynehoymenoy
>>705514201
Let me in! I'm with the cool kids!
>>705515190
thouse girls have dick faggot get the fuck out of here
>>705514201
the club is empty, no dubs
>>705514201
Hello e'one, I just got tired of fucking (I had like 10 girls this day already) so I come into yours place
Ok
>>705515422
welcome to kek club
roll
>go ahead and let me in, as you can see I have my dubs right here
this place open?
>>705514201
Owner get
hi
>>705514201
I'm the owner, and you're FIRED !
>>705515563
So what do we do here
>>705515670
not for you
>>705514201
I'm back again
Check'em
alright now boyz
Dude I'm a regular.
Let me in please
I need to pee man, let me in
hey
>>705514201
This is a shitty club.
trips get
Make way
>>705514201
yo get out of the way
move aside cunts
>>705515563
Shiiiit here for just a moment and yet enjoying it! The best club I've been to
Don't worry guys, I got it
Let me in
>>705514201
Waddup buckos
>>705515971
tell me whats cooler
>>705516235
Well guess I'll be on the sidewalk
>>705514201
let me in
Where the VIP be?
https://youtu.be/V81DlvZkxGE
>>705516422
PSYCHE FUCKERS!!!!!!
>>705516420
than being cool?
Lubadub dub
>>705514201
Let's go clubbing
>>705516515
ICE COLD
let me in nigger
Roll
>>705516366
welcome to club kek
>>705516608
i can't hear ya
Wanna banana niggana ???
oh shit waddup
>>705516767
I SAID WHATS COOLER
I own club kek
>>705516777
Fucking vip
>>705516777
nice
>>705514201
Fucking fag bouncer, let me in or I'll shoot up the club
>>705514201
I own this place faggets
>>705516819
THAN BEING COOL
>>705514201
Faggot, let me in
>>705514201
let me IIIIIIN
>>705514201
let me in
Time to spike some drinks
>>705516899
ICE COLD
>>705514201
Step aside.
>>705514201
let me in bls
>>705516788
welcome to club kek
>>705516777
Please follow me to the vip room
>>705517033
hahaha, fags im in
>>705514201
beat me up harder than my uncle
>>705517059
>>705517052
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
The security are a bunch of cucks
>>705517279
ALRIGHT NOW LADIES
>>705517353
YEAH
>>705517392
we're gonna break this thing down in just a few second
>>705517500
but i don't want to break this thing down for nothing
>>705517598
so i wanna see yall on your baddest behavior
let me in
>>705517650
i am your neighbor, lend me some sugar
move aside bitches>>705517059
>>705517192
What's going on Tito?
>>705517760
SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
>>705517951
SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
>>705514201
kys
>>705517865
Kek :^) Tite Kubo is a fag
Let me in already
Barbarians
>>705518017
now all beyoncees, and luci lyus, and david daugh, get on the floor
Trips get. Stand aside you fucking plebs
I am friends with Chance the Rapper on facebook. Lmin.
>>705514201
my bitches in there yo!
>>705518126
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
O
>>705518126
I know you like to think your shit don't stank
>>705514201
woo!
>>705518248
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW
Get in
>>705514201
this VIP stuff is nice
>>705517192
Top kek
>>705514201
Move out of the way feasants
>>705518301
But lean a lil bit closer and see roses smell like poo poo poo
>>705514201
Set table with 4 Moet, faggot.
Ayyyyy, let me in
>>705518312
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
rollio
i HOPE i GET IN THIS TIME
>>705514201
C-can I g-g-go in please?!
fuck you all
the fuck ya'll doin in my club
>>705518301
roll
>>705514201
in the club son
ok
>>705518442
I like the way you move *dun dun dun*
>>705514201
Thank you for the warm welcome
Let me in
check em
>>705518442
HEYYA
HEYYYYYYA
fight me you faggot, ill stomp your titties out
i'm definetly on the guest list
Let me in
>>705518700
Fuck yeah
>>705518633
HEYYYYYYA
HEYYA
HEYYYYYYA
heeeeyyya
heyya...
Let me in
hi mister nice bouncer sir, check out my bag of NotEcstacy™
>>705518793
roll
>>705514201
let me in faggot
Lemme in lemmy inside plz.
>>705514201
oh shit I think I forgot my dubs at home. Let me in anyway?
>>705517131
And now you're gone again
roll up
sir im drunk, let me in
I'm going to snort some coke of a stripper's feminine penis tonight in the VIP zone
>>705519062
Or not
Roll
rolllllll
one ticket please
>>705514201
cot damn quints.
>>705514201
Not even going in
*slides $100 in your pocket*
Like these trips?
I'm in
Is the bathroom good for doing coke?
Step aside niggas
Satanic trips get
>>705518566
>>705518633
>>705518700
welcome to club kek
I'm the stripper, change dubs for tits
>>705514201
Let me in faggot
This ma club
>>705514201
I'm tough enogh I swaer!
my name is on the list
Club kek is for faggots
Gimme gimme gimme
sup bitches
>>705520411
welcome to club kek
Let me in pretty please?
worst club of all time
Praise KEK
Let me in
Heres my ID
Nice to be here
fuck y'all
fuck y'all nigga
roll
roll
>>705520676
Omar "Clubber" Mateen
Omar "Gayslayer" Mateen
The Commando in Orlando
Omar "LGBTBBQ" Mateen
Omar "The Queen" Mateen
Omar "The Gaydar" Mateen
Omar "Y-M-C-Pray" Mateen
Omar "The Unseen" Mateen
"Mateen Gun" Omar Mateen
Omar "Bear Season" Mateen
Omar "Frag the Fags" Mateen
Omar "Killing Machine" Mateen
Omar "Rainbow Warrior" Mateen
Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
Omar "Shots Are On Me" Mateen
Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen
Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
Omar "What Did He Mean?" Mateen
Omar " Blastin´ and Fastin´ " Mateen
Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
Omar "FUBAR The Gay Bar" Mateen
Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
Omar "50 Gays = Good Day" Mateen
Omar "One-Man Blood Drive" Mateen
Omar "Akbar at the Gay Bar" Mateen
Omar "I Just Bagged 50 Fags" Mateen
Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
Omar "The Fag Killing Machine" Mateen
Omar "Dump a Mag in Every Fag" Mateen
Omar "For the Glory Hole of Allah" Mateen
Omar "Make the Queer Disappear" Mateen
Omar "Wiping the Gay Club Clean" Mateen
Omar "Candy Ass Turned to Glass" Mateen
Omar "The Ass-Driller Blood-Spiller" Mateen
Omar "Blow Him Off, I Blow You Up" Mateen
Omar "Suck a Cock, Get the Glock" Mateen
Omar "Ramadam Thank You Ma'am" Mateen
Omar "Putting Fags Into Body Bags" Mateen
Omar "Can't Ram a Man on Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Pray and Spray the Gay Away" Mateen
Omar "You Lick Bum? Die Like Scum" Mateen
Omar "Judgement Day at the Cabaret" Mateen
Omar "Every Sodomite Shot On Sight" Mateen
Omar "Lick a Dick, Get Bricked Quick" Mateen
Omar "Can't Eat Meat During Ramadan" Mateen
Omar "Empty My 9 at the Gloryhole Line" Mateen
Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
Omar "Don't Eat Ass During My Holy Fast" Mateen
Omar "Dressed in Rags and Spraying Fags" Mateen
Cool
quints for the prince
Ooh baby a triple
Let me in bitch
Let me in, asshole.
>>705521326
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Ikqalyrypbuikyltt
>>705514201
step aside cucks
I'll have a gin, please
>>705514201
indigo
I can haz VIP access?
Roll
VIP comin through looking clean
Gin and juice
Nigga, this is mha'crib
Roll
Close
>>705521551
so close to trips
>>705521441
Rolling in boys
>>705514201
I'm here
>>705521687
I know
I am a member I promise
This shit is not working
>>705514201
> quints own the place
Russians own the place without quints.
>>705521825
i will sneak in now, wish me luck
>>705521855
fuck how does this guy get in and i'm cucked >>705521405
Roll
>>705515154
What about super weenie hut jr's?
>>705514201
Time to party, faggots!
Can I just stick my dick in the door and leave my body outside?
>>705521931
Hope things work out
>>705522097
I got a gun
>>705522222
this guy did not just take club kek hostage
>>705522148
No gloryhole-style for you, boy
rollolol
I swear I'm legit
Please
>>705522222
the owner has arived
>>705522221
>>705522097
YES
Fuck
Inspect these dubs
I'm in
Fucking quaaads
I don't wait in lines
>>705522529
no you aren't fgt
We're getting somewhere
>>705522585
to bad for you, dude
I'll just let myself in
>>705514201
I'm going in regardless
No no no
Dubs right here as you can see.
New member of club kek
>>705522773
Fuck around and die right now
Now
They
Let me in
dubs check
This is quite depressing
Club kek approved
Not even dubs
Im fucking taking over this sausage fest
>>705514201
get in here
i have a bomb
>>705523215
>>705523252
>>705523280
>>705523350
>>705523365
One off cunt
>>705514201
KEK is a shitty name for a club
>>705523449
Why is this happening
One last one, better be worth it
Im no fuckin peasant
>>705523656
Fucc
hey guys scarce here
M-my names on the list..
>>705523843
C-check again pls
