Alright/b/... someone kidnapped the most important person in your life. The kidnapper is willing to spare them from a long, and excruciating torture til death, ONLY if you fuck one of the two in pic related... which do you pick, and why?
The trap without a doubt. At least I'll do the fucking.
Please, no need for some elaborate ruse. I'd fuck Bailey no question.
>>705510895
One on the left has a. Vagina, you'd do the fucking either way.
>>705510789
>Pick left
>Turn the lights off
>Fuck an actual vagina
>...
>Profit
>>705510789
Can I have both?
Can I fuck both?
I want to see Bailey fucking Buck
>>705510789
Bailey, obviously.
>>705510789
I wouldn't do it. Screw them I'm not fucking no dude
>>705510789
I'll take whichever they offer me first. It doesn't really matter. Both are fun in their own ways.
>>705511843
Wich one is a dude for you?
>>705510789
Can I pick option c or d? C: let the important person be tortured to death or, D: Suicide.
>>705512116
Nope.
The most important person in my life, tortured to death.
A brief sexual encounter with some sort of manwoman thing.
There's no choice, is there? I'd have my legs chopped off to save the life of my wife, son or daughter. A sore arse / regrettable shag with a fucking ugly chick don't come close.
You autists just want an excuse for cock, either way.
>>705510789
bailey jay = bae
>>705512280
/thread
>>705512280
Why sore arse? You can fuck Bailey too. You dont respond to the question, are you insecure?
>>705510789
so you are saying it doesn't matter which? easy peasy then.
>>705510789
It depends if the one on the right will be fucking me in the ass or not.
>>705512054
Both
To save my loved one, I'd fuck either of them. As another anon said, "I'd have my legs chopped off to save the life of my wife, son or daughter. A sore arse / regrettable shag with a fucking ugly chick don't come close."
However, if given a choice, I'd fuck Bailey Jay. Sexuality (and sexual attraction) is more than simply genitals.
Bailey may have a cock, but he/she looks like a chick, and has feminine secondary sexual characteristics, which I'm programmed to find attractive.
The dude with a vag may have a pussy, but other than that, he/she has masculine secondary sexual characteristics which I don't find attractive.
tl;dr, this is a stupid fucking question, OP is a fag.
twist: the man has a pussy and the lady has a dick
Eh idk, I don't think I'd do it. Maybe if it was like my whole family I'd do it but I don't really want to fuck males
I'd pay to fuck the right one.
>>705510789
if someone kidnapped me id easly fuck bailey to get out, hell ill stay for second round
I see a man and a woman in the picture. Obviously the woman? lol nice trick question, faggot, learn how to apply yourself.
Peace.
>>705510789
Can Bailey fuck me instead? I want to ride Bailey!
>>705513333
>>705511794
this
>>705511571
Has to ignore hairy body
Has to ignore masculine body
Has to ignore masculine moans
Stay closseted faggot
I'd rather fuck sexy trap ass over masculine trap ass any day
>>705510895
goddamnit im so tired of being fooled by their looks. i dont want a damn penis
>>705510789
I'd fuck Bailey. No hesitation. I won't pull out either, both holes are getting filled. I hope she's wearing what's in that pic aswell.
My wife can thank me later.
Hands down the dude with boobs rather than a man with a pussy.. Baily over Buck
>>705512280
This. I'd take a sore ass if it means my daughter doesn't get brutally murdered.
I would pay money to fuck Bailey Jay.
>>705510789
Neither. Nobody is more important than my ego.
>>705513433
>>705510789
Any more of Bailey's set here?
>>705512280
>>705513581
Good fathers here. Respect fam.
>>705513492
Oh man they are getting younger and younger and HRT is being doled out everywhere. Seriously. It's getting hard to tell these days.
Bailey is the only person I'd go gay for, no contest.
>>705513484
Has to ignore cock
Good luck looking straight with his cock in your mouth.
(sorry loved person in my life, you are on your own)
why are you guys photoshopping dicks onto girls and vaginas onto men? wtf....
>>705512280
Your legs are not an option
Stop being a fucking closseted high school faggot and pick one. I'm tired of days like you ruining threads because you're to insecure to let's anonymous days on an image board know you fuck tranny pornstar. Big fucking deal, your the same as a million other factors. Unless you like the left, then guess what? Your still the same as a million other factors.
Just grow the fuck up to fucking bottom
Also on that subject, they are both clearly bottoms.
>>705510789
Why did you add a kidnapper? I'd fuck Bailey any day over... that.
>>705513915
Being this new...
>>705510789
Any pics of Baileys set? Yummy. Would fuck for sure.
>>705513995
>being that baited
>>705513159
if the man (bailey) has a pussy, and the woman (buck) has a dick, then both would probably be extremely happy and satisfied with their lives (since they would biologically be what they want to be mentally), which would therefore significantly reduce the chances of either being involved in pornography. thus the pictures might never have been taken, and this thread might never have been posted.
think on that. my dudes. before you go posting silly statements like this guy.
>>705510789
the girl.
>>705510789
guess they gonna die
>>705514076
>>>being that baited by bait
>>705514112
Bailey don't want no pussy and \buck don't want no dick. Quit being so presumptuous.
>>705514165
Being DESU'd by oldfags
>>705510789
I'm not into cock, but I'm definitely more into what looks feminine than masculine. Bailey has enough femininity for me to fuck the ass off her and be able to cum and enjoy it,
>>705513841
>implying Bailey doesn't suck cock
>what is doggy style
Admit it, you just want to be held by those strong masculine arms
>>705510789
>someone kidnapped the most important person in your life.
But OP, you are the most important person in my life. And since I don't do traps, I guess this is goodbye then.
>>705514285
I have seen a set where Buck gets fucked by a trap. Got blown along with my disc - but it exists,
>>705513433
>to protect yourself from sexual insecurities
Nice projection.
>>705514416
I meant neither wants to have their genitals replaced, they're happy being what they are (freaks)
>>705514477
Not my pic, stupid.
It's been on 4chan for years.
newfag
>>705514694
They seem pretty content with where they are, yes.
Luckily for the audience, anyway..
>>705513983
>Projecting this hard.
Just because you find it easy to be a faggot, doesn't mean everyone else does too.
the one on the left looks like a harder fuck!
>>705511475
Who wouldn't fuck Bailey willingly?
>>705510789
Both are male regardless, one is more attractive than the other.
I'll take the one on the right
>>705510789
Bailey Jay no thought needed. She's a goddess
>>705515120
If you love your family the decision should be snap
I'm comfortable with my sexuality anon. I don't mind dick, I have one and I touch it constantly. I'm not attracted to men though, vagina or no. Its just a hole in a body, and the body is masculine as fuck.
The right though, may have a dock. But the hole I'll be fucking is feminine. l can deal with the dick. I just don't want to feel a mans form as I'm fucking, I'd go limp
>>705515370
What definition of "male" includes both of them? You do know that's Buck Angel, right?
>>705515370
buck isnt male faggot
I'd doggy that pussy all night long
>>705513484
>Thinks fucking a guy with tits is more straight than fucking an ugly chick
>>705510789
Right.
With proper focus and doing it from behind I can pretend there isn't a massive dick hanging between his legs.
With left there is just no way of getting around that, it is the body of a big hairy burly man.
>>705510789
Left. Fuck him in the pussy, go out for a beer afterwards. Sorted.
>>705510789
I'd let the person die. Both of them are dudes and I'm not gonna be gay just to let someone live.
>>705516483
You're an idiot
Honestly, I'm so horny I'd fuck both and enjoy it.
At least I'm not gay.
Oh...wait. At least I'm not conventionally bi-sexual.
Alright faggots, let me break this down for you since paying attention in school wasn't anyone's forte here.
Traps are a straight man's fetish. You are attracted to the female form and most traps look like women, just they have a cock. You like seeing a woman cum because you can relate to the feeling they are experiencing. Gay men do not like a woman's body and want a male body and all that comes with it.
Buck Angel looks mostly male. You aren't attracted to him because he looks like a man, except lacking a penis. You fucking him is basically you doing anal with a guy and are put off by it.
tl;dr cause you're all ADHD: traps aren't gay, pick Bailey.
>>705516818
Your*
>>705513983
Jesus kid, chill the fuck out, no need to get all wound up and take an AR-15 to the shops. You like cocks. It's 2016, no-one gives a fuck. Don't get hung up on it.
You and that other autismo didn't get what I was meaning. I'd do either task to save people I care about. If I had to bum a dude or get bummed, I'd not be crying in the shower unable to scrub myself clean. Think of it like when you unblock the shitter. You're not exactly overly enthusiastic, but it's a job that needs doing and rather you than the wife or kids.The boy would just sit there flushing it until turds floated down the stairs, anyway.
TL;DR? Cheer the fuck up, faggot.
>>705513484
>Has to ignore masculine moans
You've heard that faggot speak before right?
>>705516068
Anon, that is no longer a chick on the left. I get your a troll, but fuck tone it down a few notches bud
>>705510789
The lady with dick (easy choice)
>>705517013
No, you chill out, "kid": I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k when it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.
You still want to call me a faggot, you no talent piece of shit?
>>705517054
>Anon, that is no longer a chick on the left
Maybe if you're retarded
>>705516886
Liking traps makes you straight. Someone call my dad! I'm not gay I just like dick!
>>705517277
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705514066
Yeah more pics from that set>>705514066
>>705516886
>traps aren't gay. Pick Bailey
No.
>Fine. Pick Buck.
No.
Let them go fuck each other to death in the corner and leave the rest of normal society alone.
>>705517277
Nice copypasta. 2/11 must try harder.
>>705510789
You said fuck not get fucked by, so yeah ill sodomize the trap
>>705517054
>No longer a chick
>Still has female chromosomes and female reproductive organs
Dude, your autism is showing
>>705517414
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
3some with both
>>705517013
You sound closeted as fuck.
I don't know what country youre from, but it 2016, it's okay to be gay anon. The planet's already over populated, so its all good. Maybe your dad gave you shit when you were little for saying you wanted to marry your best friend. You were young and didn't understand what marriage meant, you just knew you really liked your pal. The old man though didn't understand that and he took out all of his lifes frustrations on you. I get it, I've seen it all before. But I'm here to tell you it's okay. Your old man can't hurt you anymore. He was probably gay himself you know. Most people with sexual insecurities are. Like you
Tl;Dr
You're still a gay little faggot anon
Either way. You're still a gay little bottom faggot
>>705518014
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705517781
So you fuck landscapes too?
Because pussy is all that matters right? The chromosome is what really gets you hard. Not tits, not ass, not soft skin.
Pussy and chromosomes is all you need right anon? Everything else is pointless
>>705518216
>>705517955
>>705517356
I get it. You're a faggot. Took me a second to get it. But I got there
>>705518540
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705518729
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705518800
Man it must suck to be this butt hurt
Don't love anyone enough. They're both dudes.
stand and clap because I pick the trap!
>>705510789
Is that Bailey?
'Cause I'd fuck Bailey even without this situation.
>>705518850
Gonna be replying to yourself soon there bud
>>705510789
Конечно, второй пик. Бейли Джей норм чика.
>>705518540
Never said it matters. Just pointing out how you're a faggot in disguise since you still technically choose to fuck the guy. The guy who still has a dick. No matter how feminine he is, HE is STILL a MAN. And YOU are STILL a FAGGOT
>>705518936
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705519136
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705519222
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705510789
I would pay to fuck Bailey Jay.
>>705519166
You just don;t get it do you?, shame/
>>705516886
If has penis, is male. Is male, is gay.
>>705510789
There's no one in my life important enough to negotiate any kind of payment.
>>705510789
Manpussy or shemale idunno
>>705519381
What if it had its penis cut off?, no penis, no man?
>>705519404
What about your penis?
>>705519381
You sound like you have first hand experience in being gay.
didn't this same thread come up yesterday
anyway i'd fuck bailey even without the context
>>705510789
easily Bailey Jay.
You could fuck that ass all day long and suck on those tits plus I've had sex with 1 guy the night princess Diana died, taking a cock in the ass isn't the worst thing in the world......but the biggest nail in the coffin is trying to kiss someone with a beard. FUCK THAT!! even if it does have a pussy, I just couldn't
>>705519370
Just like how you'll never get pussy for being such a retarded faggot full of denial and nigger cock
>>705519598
I do, and?
Both.
>>705513118
This
>>705519686
oh, and you do, sitting in your mom's basement?
>>705519166
A faggot is anyone attracted specifically to their own gender - anyone who chooses the left because of its overall appearance is just as gay as people who go for traps because of the penis.
Choosing the left because it has a vagina is about as straight as someone choosing the right because it's easier to pretend its a female.
Which is why OPs poor excuse for being a faggot doesn't work.
>>705510789
obviously id fuck the female
It amazes me the lengths that people will go to just to get the answer they want from people to validate their own preferences.
>I'll rig the answers so that I will win no matter what, because I can't handle that people don't like what I like.
I never thought I'd see a time where being straight was seen as a taboo.
>>705519902
so, no nuts = sluts?. okey dokey, thats odd, but you're the boss.
>>705510789
Photoshop is a helluva drug.
>>705510789
Right
>>that bi life thooo
>>705519983
Buddy. Pal. Friend. It's a fucking thread on 4chan. It's a fucking thread someone made out of boredom. There is no super deep answer to it. It's not that deep.
>>705520400
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705519805
Never implied I do. Although I already have more than you since a true fatty never goes for pussy. They just love cock. I'm sure you'd know all about it since you'd obviously pick the one with the dick, but just call it straight only cuz it has tits and looks like a chick. Deep down inside your gay little heart, you know damn well that's not a girl. But you don't wanna accept it which is why you keep finding excuses as to how it's so "straight" to fuck "her". You know the truth about "her", and with that being said, you sir, are a faggot
>>705511475
This
>>705511794
That would certainly be interesting
>>705520612
Yep, and I'd fuck you.
>>705520561
I've never read that before. Could you repeat it, please?
>>705516228
Nice
>>705520830
Glad to see you're finally admitting to being a faggot. I rest my case
>>705510789
OP is trying to find psychological validation for his gayness that he had urges to wrap his lips around a penis and suck on it. Take your games elsewhere, and just admit to your homosexuality, you'll end up being happier in the long run
>>705521011
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705521150
So are you, admit it, you'd love the cock up you. Thats why you hate it so much, you hate yourself for being gay and wanting, no, lusting cock.
>>705521242
One more time, please. To make things clear.
>>705520400
>tips fedora
I would have sex with a man.
I would prefer to have sex with someone submissive.
>>705521488
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705510789
I'd let the most important person in my life get kidnapped if it meant I'd get to fuck Bailey and or get fucked by her. yes I said her. shut the fuck up. or I'll decide to call you all by the pronoun hir
Right, and I'd suck the D.
>>705521724
Mhm..... Yes, yes. That makes sense. Again, please.
>>705521983
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705521410
Why should I if I wasn't trying to come up with excuses as to how fucking bailey is "still straight"? Just cuz your lips crave the manhood of a ebony man till your stomach fills with his children doesn't mean we all do
>>705510789
I have a trap fetish and Bailey looks hotter than the sun on that pic.
So where do I sign?
>>705522076
Again. I always get all happy when I read that the service worked perfectly.
>>705522076
Shit, I missed the beginning part... one more time?
>>705522231
I think you do, stop being so defensive
>>705511475
This 2bh.
Id fuck Bailey up the ass for nothing
>>705522302
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705522463
And I would too. hnnnnnngggg
>>705522450
>stop not liking what I like!
>>705522409
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705522589
Easy now
>>705522589
But we both love the cock
>>705516925
kek
bailey jay forever
>>705510789
The body of a muscled man, but with a vagoober, or the body of a woman, but with a cock? Tsk, I'm bi. Fucking both of them is paradise.
>>705510789
BAILEY LOL
>>705510789
I'm fine with a dick, so 'ill take the mtf on the right
>>705522849
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705522450
Nah, I'm pretty sure I know what I like. I will admit, when I first saw bailey, I was attracted to it, but once I realized it has a dick, I no longer find an interest. Why?? Because it's a man. And I'm not a fucking faggot who talks shit on others for not loving cock and cum
>>705522730
>asserting
>>705510789
all ppl in the word mean nothing for me
>>705510789
Please, OP. you could offer me $1000 to not fuck bailey, and i'd still fuck bailey....
pick an uglier tranny next time.
>>705523087
but you do love the cock, don't worry, it's ok.
>>705523087
You don't even like cum?, how odd.
>>705523087
look at it this way. he/she has been taking hormones on and off for about 10 years give or take. at this point he/she is more woman than man.
just fuck whatever floats your boat and don't put labels on it. you'll sleep better at night.
>>705523986
I'd like to know why not wanting to fuck someone who has altered their physical appearance with drugs is off the table.
>>705524371
well, you did post in a thread that requires you to choose between a tranny and a manly-man with a cunt.
you are free to fuck whatever you want outside of this thread.
I'd fuck Bailey Jay so hard he would go straight.
>>705524640
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
>>705513484
>tfw no gf so hairy masculine pussy is still better than no pussy.
Or sticking your dick in a guy's ass, for that matter. Nigga you gay. Guy ass is way different than girl ass.
>>705525847
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
