Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>705483917 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705483917
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>705494749
doot
doot
>>705494468
I'm sorry. I should've gone with "nah"
>>705494729
Oh, do you want me to be tsundere? I can be tsundere.
Hello.
what a nightmare. my internet was out like, all day yesterday.
Miho claimed
>>705494729
I live at the beach. It sand blasted my shit.
Calamity-masu'd
>>705494849
Hey qt
>>705495033
Another qt
>>705494868
Hello
>>705494729
>plushie
Fuck all yall for making me fail the class
>>705494849
I think I'm more than ts....go for it. There's no tsun around here at all, so this'll be new~
>>705494868
G'day.
>>705494915
RIP Drills.
>>705495011
God damn, I would've used a car cover every damn day if I lived that close to a beach.
>Hell, I use one every day as it is because convertible.
>>705495125
IM A GOOD BOY I DINDU NUFFIN ITS ALL THE WHITE MAN COPPERS PIGS FUCK THE POLICE FRIED CHICKEN AND GRAPE DRANK FOR MUH REPARATIONS!
>>705494915
Welcome back.
>>705495320
Hugbox faggot saying welcome back pffffffft hugbox cancer
>>705495285
Yeah my other cars never had this problem. Its the cheap clear coat that was used at the factory.
>>705495285
Yeah, okay, whatever you say...
Am I doing alright? I think I never acted like this before. I mean, I'm not doing this for you or anything, at all, but still
>>705495117
c-u-t-i-e
>>705495387
S E N P A I
How is the anime?
>>705495539
R O O D B Y
>>705495285
it was horrible. I had to go do other things that weren't internet related. I nearly died.
>>705495320
why thank you, chen. sorry our conversation got cut short the other day because of my internet going out.
>>705495487
I always assume new cars clear coat is shit. It's just a general rule of thumb these days.
>>705495539
I think you are. And damn, that actually is cute. Maybe these dingbats around here are onto something...
>>705495716
Almost died?! Did you like...go outside?
>>705495934
Yeah it really sucks. And this is going to hurt me bad.
>>705495716
Don't worry about it.
How are you?
>>705495934
of course not. it would take more than one day without internet to make me consider something that horrific. I just played ace attorney and the new shin megami tensei game.
>>705496289
I'm alright, definitely better now that my internet is back. how are you, today?
>>705495627
Why ;w;
>>705495934
I-I-I'm not cute! I'm just eh... relatively attracti- I mean I'm not cute!
>>705495716
How is it outside? I hear it's dangerous
>>705496363
Just drinking milk and enjoying the cold weather
>>705496508
akira a cute
>>705495320
C93 TPM is preddy gud. I love the melodies and instruments used and how they contrast his voice and abstract/religious lyrics.
>>705496036
I'm going to have to suggest a cover next time.
>>705496363
Not even close to die then!
>>705496493
I dunno, I think you a total cute!
>>705496493
Do I need a reason?
Fran
>>705496647
this outfit makes no sense but fuck me if I don't like homu
>>705496493
it's as horrible and dangerous as you've heard. that's why I barely ever go there.
>>705496508
I am jealous. it's hot in arizona, at least where I am, well into october and sometimes even november. I don't think I had to start wearing even a light jacket until like mid december last year. chocolate milk or regular? both are good.
>>705496718
depriving me of internet for almost 24 hours is a seriously dangerous thing. I could have died from internet withdrawal at any time.
>>705495285
Yee fuck da white peepole!
Black powa!
>>705496718
My 00 GMC is just fine and it dont even have the house blocking the wind off the beach from hitting it. But this is also the first import i have ever owned.
>>705496742
It's all about that smile.
>>705496863
Fuck niggers!
Was in my calc 2 class. Man, there are some pretentious dweebs here.
"Oh, it's very simple"
"Everyone should know that by now"
Man, I almost, almost want to show them my imposing dick, but I rather wait and graduate first
Tristana claimed....and venting
>>705496718
Y-You're just saying that... you don't really think that...
>>705496725
Well, yeah
>>705496777
It's much better to stay here and enjoy your trips
>>705496911
Not that guy, but madoka and homura is probably the best pairing.
>>705496968
So if I help you with homework, I get to see your huge dick?
What did you need help on?
>>705496647
Yeah. NWW's album is pretty trippy.
>>705496777
Regular milk. I enjoy both, true.
I just like to wear my hoodie, or a parka.
I should buy a jacket aswell, I think
>>705497046
It's funny how much you react to it
>>705497046
you're right. I think I'll do that.
>>705497164
well I meant hoodie when I said jacket. I have one that's pretty light and another that is more heavy, but both are hoodies. I enjoy wearing them quite a lot, but here I don't get much opportunity to. it's tragic. pity me.
>>705496777
Well, those lucky 7s wouldn't lie.
>>705496863
SHIIIIET.
>>705496884
Ya, imports are a bit cheap. Still, if not the sand, cover will stop sun damage as well.
>>705497046
If I didn't mean it, I wouldn't say it, cutie!
>I should probably get to sleep before it gets too hot to pass out.
>>705496919
Fuck u white boi!
>>705496968
Tristy! And that sounds weird
>>705497314
Say mane say mane
>>705497152
Oh no no, I'm already studying calc 3. I'm way ahead of my class. It's just that I get ticked when people go and flaunt their stuff. I wish they're more conscientious for others who struggle with the class
>>705494749
>>705497503
Hey Smugsy
Yeah it did "come" off a bit weird didn't it :D
Ohayo /waifu/!
Nepu claim.
>>705497314
Im just going to stick with American.
>>705497503
Nigger
>>705497582
I'm still in calc one, I did take the ap calc in highschool, but got a B and a 3 on the exam so I'm retaking the class
>>705497503
S M U G
>>705497728
Hello!
>>705497252
:'(
>>705497314
I should probably get some sleep too.
Wanna sleep together? It'll be fun
>>705497254
Oh, I have many occasions to wear them.
They are pretty comfy
>>705497728
O-ha-you Nepu Nepu
>>705497964
Are you crii?
>>705497314
I wouldn't lie in general. lying is for punks.
>>705498038
comfy is king in my book. someday I'll move to an area where I can wear them more, but for now I like being close to my family.
>>705497715
Very, Tristy but we all need to vent so it's okay :)
>>705497728
Hello my dear little neppy!
>>705497791
No u
>>705497886
Franny
>>705497886
Hey if you're still in a bind, go youtube professor leonard. True hero. A teacher that we need, but don't deserve
>>705498248
Come "vent" on me smugsy. Wait, I'm taking that back
>>705498248
Dead nigger
>>705498248
>do i look like i know what a jpg is?
>>705497728
Hey Nep
>>705498226
>I'll move to an area where I can wear them more, but for now I like being close to my family.
Yes, yes. I understand. Everything at its time.
>>705497886
Good morning, Frankenstein was it?
>>705498088
Hey Alice! Did you rest well?
>>705498248
Good morning mom!
>>705498331
Tristana! I haven't seen you since I started posting. Hi there.
>>705498647
No, I only slept about two hours last night. How are you doing?
>>705498248
Ay lmao
>>705498331
Got it!
Pretty good so far
>>705498647
Close, Fran
I'm good, how are you?
>>705495627
wassup
its pretty sad
had to take a break because i was sweating out of my eyes
>>705498647
still dissapointed in you
>>705496911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaR9KTknePE
>>705498991
can covert that file to gif please?
>>705498947
Oh no!
Poor senpai, I'll cheer you up!
What is the worst part if being black and Jewish? You sit at the back of the oven
>>705498647
Ello, yeah I've been out for a bit, but it's all good now. I'll be here.
>>705498753
Yees
BRB doing another class
>>705498717
Well that sucks, and napping won't do any good either.
>>705498753
Pretty good to, woke up a while ago. Anything interesting? What do you think about the russians migrating to /b/?
>>705498947
For the succubus thing? Aw come on tsunyun, it was just a little shitpost, I never even go to /x/!
>>705498450
Hiya Chenny Chen, how you doing?>>705499341
I love Bob Ross.
>>705499448
I'm thinking about taking a nap after I finish this movie. I've only got about five hours in two days
>>705498331
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>705498407
Oh
>>705498430
Oh
>>705498647
Doing well?
>>705498753
As usual. What up?
>>705499269
ehh im sorry only heared that one about 20 times
step up your game frannyboy
>>705499448
that makes it even worse
i cant stay mad after that neko picture though
>>705499566
good day
>>705499666
>checked
oh hey smugs
>>705499341
Have fun!
>>705499448
Not much, I do have my chem class later, so I'll find out how I did on a test
Haven't noticed that, but I spend more time on /tg/ than any other board
>>705499666
Just chilling, might play some league soon
>>705499751
Hmm.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a car, who is driving?
Immigration
>>705500272
ehhh idk where you get these jokes fran but they are as old as my grandfather
no kidding he made the same jokes when i was a kid
>>705500619
noticed
>>705499751
Yay! Lov ya.
>>705499666
Yeah pretty much, moms satanic trips are pretty nice too.
>>705499559
What movie?
>>705500272
What's /tg/ about? I'm on phone and too lazy to check.
>>705500619
>>705500915
Zodiac. It's fairly interesting, also exceedingly long. So far I would definitely recommend giving it a watch, the beginning is a little graphic though
>>705500619
>>705498991
I'd make love to this beat tape.
>>705500915
what have you been up to man?
>>705501145
oh thats with jake gyllenhaal right?
thats a great movie
>>705499751
Hello tsunny
>>705500272
Sounds relaxing. Do you know an easy way to pronounce and memorize sphygmomanometer?
>>705500915
That's good to hear and thanks for the check, neppy. Up to anything?
>>705501282
It is. I'm really enjoying it so far, it's very interesting
>>705500619
Hey there butts
>>705500901
Shit
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was an Asian lady Infront of me trying to exchange yen for dollars, but she was getting pretty angry. "Why it change? Last month I get 1 dolla fo hunat eighty, now it two hunat! Why it change!?" She yelled at the teller. The teller shrugs and says, "fluctuations." The lady shouts "fluc you white people too!"
>>705500915
Table top games, like Dungeons and Dragons or Magic the Gathering
Girlycard
>>705501405
feeling better? or still headache?
>>705501423
yea its a great actor
plus i found the zodiac killer really interesting as well
reminds me a lot of jack the ripper
>>705501498
kek
okay that was a good one
took me a reread as well
>tfw waifu lewd images are too few
>>705501275
I'd make love to myself.
>>705501684
I didn't really make an association to Jack the Ripper, but it's definitely an interesting turn of events
>>705501699
You should be happy about this
>>705501405
Not at all!
What does it mean?
>>705501684
You do have to use an Asian accent
Why don't the Mexicans win any Olympic medals? Anyone who can swim, run, or jump is an American
>>705501763
I thought you never masturbated.
>>705501498
I've always felt curious about D&D honestly
(And don't worry, I love these jokes.)
>>705501699
>
Are you happy?
>>705501405
Making everyone love me of course!
>>705501282
See up.
>>705501145
What is it about?
>>705502075
The Zodiac Killer. It's very interesting to watch this stuff
>>705501815
you do realise how similar they are right?
im pretty sure that the zodiac killer just was intrigued by jack and decided to do something similar
ofc he was fucked in the head as well
>>705502008
>You do have to use an Asian accent
i might look retarded but im not that retarded
ehh you should have taken the win and left
>>705502075
i guess you are doing a good job
but lewding the waifu?
I have returned from the land of dreams. Good morning all.
>>705502068
I said I would.
>>705502268
I've never looked into Jack the Ripper.
>>705502370
Hello again Alice. I saw your thread earlier
>>705501116
>>705501247
>
>>705501329
I'd pomf but i'm busy lurking.
>>705501498
Hi Fran.
>>705502458
My thread earlier? I never made a thread! You're thinking of the other Alice poster.
>>705501684
No headache thankfully. But I have hunger and headache might come back for Wednesdays test lol
>>705502008
You know the cuffs that go on your arm and they pump air into it at the doctor's office?
>>705502075
That's good to hear! Bad neppy! Bad! No lewding your waifu!
>>705502075
Yay! People like me!
It is pretty fun once you get a good group
>>705502268
Probably
I'm sort of taking it
>>705502557
How are you?
>>705502557
How are you doing now Shizu? I'm probably taking a nap here so I might miss your reply
>>705502566
Oh, sorry. I thought you were the one here last night. Or maybe I misunderstood what you said, that's also a distinct possibility
>poplar, what is this captcha trying to tell me?
>>705502068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UlBzmRigOU
I think this one would be better for that kind of stuff.
>>705502193
Ooh! I've been studying the Zodiac Killer. I'll definitely have to give it a watch. How'd you sleep, by the way? (If you did sleep)
>>705502370
good morning
sleep well?
>>705502458
oh okay
thats a shame
but i guess zodiac is the same except we already know who it is
>>705502616
well hunger is easier to fix right?
whats the test about? are you a bit anxious?
>>705502618
probably?
>>705495320
Good morning sweetie.
>>705502193
I'm more of phylosophy movies and such, I love when the MC is extremely cynical and overall miserable.
>>705502268
I mean, Neptune is mah waifu and all but Big Nep is made to be nepped.
>>705502370
Guddu morning Alice lover!
>>705502616
But mooom! This is what the cool kids do nowadays! (Not really but I like feets)
>>705502618
Is it complicated or involves much RP? If so, I'm screwed.
>>705502557
Lurk POMF?
>>705502850
Poorly, for about an hour or two. I'll be taking a nap once this is over though, so in about 15 minutes
>>705503047
That kind of movie can be interesting as well. Not really my kind of thing though
>>705502949
Hey
>>705502616
Oh, the blood pressure checker!
So that's what it's called
>>705502861
But I won't!
What do you call a gay dentist?
A tooth fairy
>>705502949
Bby
>>705502861
Yes, I slept like a bunny! What about you?
>>705503047
Guten Morgen! How did ya sleep? It's nice to see you here.
>>705502782
I was here last night! I was just confused when you said "my thread" because I don't really make threads, ehe. The other Alice poster does, though. And I've been waiting to see them.
>>705503161
Sorry to hear that. Have a nice nap, Alice!
>>705503312
Oh, I got you. I opened the thread earlier and was thinking of saying hi but decided to just try and sleep instead
>>705503449
Nothing I can do about it, was up sniffling and coughing all night
>>705503047
i dont understand anything you just said
but as long as its not your real waifu? i dont know maybe i should have seen the animu
>>705503287
keep going
you might, just maybe, make me laugh
>>705503312
oh ive been up for quite a while now
but thats good to hear, any plans for today?
>>705502861
Yup but what to eat? Hmmmmm. Practical test. 100 questions like today but we have to know the heart inside and out, the veins, artery, mm/Hg and so on
>>705503047
No buts, young lady!
>never get feet. I'm more into legs like that pic
>>705503287
Yup! I'm taking anatomy and physiology 2
>>705503172
How are you doing?
>>705503756
Good, wanna continue watching the animu?
>>705503047
Both...
There are rules light systems that focus way more on RP though
>>705503612
What do you call a doctor?
Fruit punch
What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a gay guy?
A snowblower
>>705503726
Hella!
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P O K E M O N
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>>705503312
Good, I guess, doing good?
Also, to make it easier why not just calling Alice Alice? I'll call you Alice lover!
>>705503612
You won't see Big Nep in the anime though, Big Nep is just Nep from another dimension where she isn't a goddess and grew up, so she's an adult neppers now.
>>705503726
Legs are great too!
>>705503926
Can I be a robowizard?
>>705503612
Mhm! I plan on drinking some coffee and working on my journal for the time being.
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>>705503880
Sure, it's ready.
>>705503726
idk i always just like sanwiches as lunch
ohh that sounds hard but really fun, i dont think i actually know what you study
>>705503926
i think you missed a few words on the first one
second one was okay i smiled
youre getting there
>>705504014
oh i see that makes sense i guess
but it isnt canon?
>>705504104
im guessing you are alice
coffee is best, what sort of coffee are ya drinking?
>journal
care to explain?
>>705495117
Alright I'm actually here now
How's your day?
>>705503312
That was me who said your thread
>>705503926
I learned how to test you blood type too
>>705504014
Bellies?
>>705504323
I gotta get some gainz!
It is! Just wish this substitute was easy on us. I'm studying pre med
Well, got to go now
>>705504014
In multiple systems yes
>>705504323
Shit, it was supposed to be gay boxer
What do gay horses eat?
HAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY THERE DARLING!
Did you hear about the two gays who got into a fight at the bar?
They went outside to exchange blows
>>705504590
Take care, franny
>>705502618
I'm pretty good. How about you?
>>705502728
>
>>705502782
I'm fine. Just playing a game, so i'm not really paying close attention.
>>705503130
Sure. I think.
>>705504745
I must leave now i have somewhere to be. <3
>>705504014
I'm doing just fine! Making some coffee and having a nice chat with you while I fill in my journal. If that's what you want to call me, I'm all for it.
>>705504323
I'm currently having Espresso brewed up. My journal is a "Dream" journal, if you will. Inside, I document all the dreams I have; it's something I like to do! I also write short stories and poems for myself to read.
>>705504745
That sounds fun. I'm taking a page out of your book and having a nap now
>>705504559
Oh, is that so? I'm a bit confused.
Gotta love these threads, never fail to brighten my day
>>705504745
so fast
>>705504559
then drink raw eggs? i dunno
why does gainz matter when eating lunch?
kek should the substitute wish you went easy on him?
oh thats cool, but its super hard. i hardly believe you have free time at all
>>705504590
kek okay you got me at the last one
anyhow later
>>705505066
espresso is the best thing early in the morning, but i usually like a double espresso a bit more
oh thats a pretty cool idea, when did you start this? it must be pretty big by now.
got a special dream last night or do you write anything in it?
>>705505740
I started this about two weeks ago. I only document the dreams that interest me the most. I did have a special dream last night, so I'm documenting it as we speak. It warms my heart to see someone interested in this!
>>705505229
Yup and confusion happens lol
>>705505740
I heard consume raw eggs nowadays is bad. Something about disease unlike back then
We are easy on him! I make the time
>>705505496
Good morning, Ruri!
>>705505496
Despair
>>705504908
Alright. See you later, Miho.
>>705505096
Naps are good. Enjoy your nap!
>>705505733
>
>>705506621
*wave*
>>705506063
why wouldnt i? dreams are really something cool, its pretty much our unconciousness giving us a message
its a shame i immedeatly forget my dreams after waking up
wanna tell me what the dream was?
>>705506143
oh that could be, i knew raw eggs were bad but i didnt know anything changed
then harden him up a bit! give him the power of smugs
i guess you sacrifice your sleep then, because school shitposting and 6 jobs is pretty much all your time
>>705506439
Love is difficult
>>705506807
>love
>existing
>>705504323
It is, hyperdimension Neptunia is a vidya, silly. She appears on the last one out, Ultradimension Neptunia VII
>>705504559
Tummy!
>>705505066
A dream journal sounds interesting, too bad I don't dream :^)
>>705506807
hug id heaven
>>705506918
You don't know anything exists until it kicks you in the balls
>>705506807
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little
>>705506918
Love stinks
>>705507085
>>705507085
fair point. I was just memeing anyway.
>>705507173
love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt.
most of the time not a good hurt though.
>>705506943
Ohh I've seen those in steam my bad
They look really cool I got really into jrpgs lately
Should I look into them? Im not gonna pay full price but when it's sale should I 100% buy them?
>>705507379
Hey
How are you doing?
>>705507173
I've not done anything regreatable
>>705507379
I'm sure you'd like that anyways, so the analogy falls flat
>>705507519
I'm alright. internet was out all day yesterday, made me wanna scream. today is okay though. how are you?
>>705507706
surprisingly enough, being kicked in the balls is not a fetish of mine in the slightest. but it's fair of you to make the assumption.
>>705506758
Been like that over a decade now I believe. If you want safe to eat eggs, buy them from the farmer's market. I also made me a grilled chill
But he's laid back! He's too cool!
Yup pretty much. The fuck is sleep anyways?
>>705506943
Flat tummies are yummy! Is it bad i like mine with a bit of abs showing?
>>705507519
Actually, I might have a link for the Re:Birth trilogy. The Re:Birth games are the remakes of the first three Neptunia games, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Mk2 and Victory. So, free games, interested?
>>705507379
If we do it long enough maybe we can associate pain with happiness.
>>705507706
The cost of not following you heart is spending the rest of your life wishing you had
>>705507873
What about a little slapping in the balls?
>>705506758
O9/26 Morning -In my dream, I was in what appeared to be a sandwich shop. I sat on the counter next to a very pretty girl with brown hair; she was staring forward, her hair covering her face. I nervously asked a man working behind the counter for a sandwich. The man working came back with what appeared to be a steak instead. Confused, I asked "What is this supposed to be?" only it came out as a faint whisper, I was losing my voice. The man stared blankly at me before walking away. I turned to the girl who sat next to me and asked her "Are you there?" She didn't respond and continued staring forward blankly. I lay my hand on her shoulder and she turned suddenly, revealing a face without eyes, a mouth, or a nose. I woke up covered in sweat and fell back asleep, experiencing yet another odd dream.
-A journal entry that I wrote, a little inaccurate and hazy since I started it 50 minutes after waking up. Dreams really are interesting indeed.
>>705506943
I definitely believe it is. How come you don't dream?
>>705507974
I already do that with some kinds of pain. nnf.
>>705507999
it would have to be pretty damn light. and limited in frequency. I much prefer to be slapped hard on the ass or face.
>>705507974
The best thing you can do is learning to care less about the pain and more about the little happiness it provides.
>>705507379
re:zero?
>>705507974
It's leading me to a dead end
>>705507873
Oh? I thought you'd be into it, maybe some other time you'll comply
For now just shoving 9' dildos up your nether regions will do fine
>>705507900
Toned girls are nice.
>>705508203
Whoof ~
>>705508307
Bacon
>>705508243
I just like living in denial. Does that work too?
>>705508346
So melodramatic for your age my sweet
>>705508307
Oh, you're here.
>nibble nibble
>>705507900
Not at all, does mom has abs?
>>705508113
Since I don't sleep much it has been a long time since I've gone deep enough into sleeping to have a dream. Last time I had a dream I thought I was having delusions until after a day I remembered what dreams were.
>>705507873
Oh rip, I'm impressed you didn't kill yourself
Did you have any offline games to distract you with?
I'm meh didn't attend classes today probably will not go tomorrow as well
>>705507900
Oh kek really? Ah well I'm not that into the gains stuff
Whats a grilled chill though?
Then why are you crying about him being too hard on you, take it or leave it man
I believe sleep is something the weak use to recharge energy
>>705507959
Holy fuck yes please
Back alley when? I got a trenchcoat and a hat
>>705508113
Let me read this one sec
Best type moon claimed.
>>705508203
Yea, those parts need to be handled with care. It feels surprisingly good though.
>>705508504
It does, but sometimes you will be reminded of reality, which in turn makes you die a little on the inside making you care less about the pain.
