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>>705490825
Neopolitan dick
>>705490825
is it yours? 8/10 congrats, I'd suck it really bad!
>>705490825
FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
>>705491671
very large! wouldn't sit on it but would suck it for sure... 8/10
Theres a reason for the covered balls (to do with the chick) this is a cock rate thread not a ball rate thread anyway
>>705491917
perfect size, perfect width! love forskin, would suck it, sit on it and eat you cum! 10/10
>>705492076
nice color and size, but too thin.! 6/10
>>705492198
Never been told that but fair enough
0/10 Cut it off.
>>705492336
not a cut fan but look really suckable, must be nice to sit on it too! 7/10
>>705490825
Pull your foreskin fully anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preputioplasty
R8 please. Explanation of rating would be gr8 too.
>Confidence issues.
>>705492785
nice color, size and width! uncut but still good looking! 9/10
Soft
>>705492999
Because you have a small penis?
>>705491917
can u do her?
>>705492999
don't need confidence issue... really! size and width are perfect! is it uncut? love vains too! 9/10
>>705493093
I've a crush on soft dicks ! love it, 10/10
Be gentle
>>705492932
its not the foreskin, ive stretched the foreskin out but i have a tight frenulum
Rate me
>>705493363
wow! I prefer uncut cocks but yours is very nice! too thick for me to sit on but really good looking... would suck it for sure, must be nice to hold it tight! 9/10
>>705493124
Not sure if baited question. But depends on the day if I feel that way about myself.
>>705493366
very large and good width! not sou good looking but i'd suck it! 6/10, but the balls are 10/10
>>705493208
Thanks. Cutfag here. Only been with one girl and she loved it but we broke up and now I'm left wondering if I'' adequate in size.
>>705493579
good size, not big and not small, very good! nice width ad really good looking! 9/10! would love it in my ass!
>>705493670
Not bait. Your penis is like 5 inches long. That qualifies as small.
>>705492999
Easily 10/10. Nice cock, dude. As for my reasoning for that rating? Just look at your cock. It's huge, great shape, and wonderful size. It's definitely aesthetically pleasing. You should NOT have confidence issues with a cock like that.
>>705493862
that's nice man, you'll find a lucky girl to enjoy it all!
>>705493960
I'm so sorry.
>>705494061
You're blind, this is sarcasm, you feel bad for the guy, or you're him samefagging. None of these can be proven.
>>705493960
it's small, head larger than body... but it isn't bad at all! 4/10
>>705494169
Oh that actually is a penis. The thumbnail had me believe it was well... A thumbtack. Because your penis is tiny. You have a tiny ugly penis.
>>705492999
Decent length, looks nice and thick. What's to be worried about? You gotta rock that shit with confidence. You're bigger than me and I get pussy pretty well every weekend.
>Chicks dig confidence
>>705494169
really man, find a doctor!
>>705494168
I know you won't believe me one way or the other, but I am NOT the guy in the picture showing his cock or am I being sarcastic. I think his cock is very nice. I'd suck it, so I gave it a good rating because it really is aesthetically pleasing to me. *shrugs* Just my opinion man.
>>705493960
Would not touch in a hazmat suit
>>705494175
good size, good widht, loved the vains and it has a nice curve haha! 9/10
>>705494169
0/10 - Cut that thing off... NOW.
>>705494307
So what you're saying is this dudes fucked? Because his penis is under 6 inches I'd say he'd be lucky if it were closer to 6 than 5, and he already stated he has no confidence.
>>705494019
If you say so. Next time I'll measure it with your woman's vagina. Bet once I get past the first 3 inches it will feel like a brand new vagina.
>>705494625
ye boiiiiiiiii
>>705493024
this is cut
>>705493960
0/10 - That is one ugly fucking dick.
R8
>>705494726
I wanted to say "cut" actually, thanks!
>>705494061
>>705494307
Thanks for the compliments! Just suffering from some low self esteem I guess. Break up hasnt been easy on me and I just need to get out more I guess.
>>705494814
perfect! 10/10
>>705494678
You're too young to be here please leave. My penis is bigger than yours if you must know I come in at 7.4 which although not huge is at the very very least 2 inches above your length. I actually have a woman (and I can call her that because unlike your beta ass I am dominant) and trust me she would not touch that tiny cock.
>>705494888
loods tasty! but too thin... but I'd suck it! 7/10
>>705494954
Hey no problem man. I know the feeling. I'm just shy of 7 inches long myself and I was a mess after my ex left me for another guy. I know how that feels and I also know how all that doubt feels as well. Trust me dude, it's not your cock. Women for the most part are just always looking for "The next best thing". It's in their nature.
>>705494961
>>705494961
I can tell you're the same dude who's done them all. You're retarded, you're either way to generous like here or just wrong completely.
>>705493093
I can change that
>>705494975
Lets see a pic of her big man
>>705492999
Dont let them talk shit your dick is at least 6.5 inches long its pretty good tbqh
>>705493093
Its mostly hard you lying faggot
>>705495195
that's my opinion man! but understand u disagree!
>>705495241
Sorry I'm not into dudes but i figured who'd rate better than a fag? And posted. I could deal with a convincing trap but otherwise no thankyou.
>>705495271
Er no? She's mine. I'm not a cuck. No one gets her but me.
>>705495547
Ya shes fat and ugly. Youre embarassed
>>705495354
Lol not even a little actually. Your eye for cocks isnt as keen as you think...
Rate please
>>705495647
Oh ok mister. Show me it at full mast then
>>705495526
your curve makes your dick look kinda soft... and it's not very good looking! but good size and width!
>>705495642
That must be it. Dude I don't have confidence issues like you. Don't think I think like you.
>>705495526
unwilling to commit/10
>>705495755
Ha i have 0 confidence issues. And im probably giving you too much credit by even entertaining the thought that you have a woman that would let you put your little dicky doo in her
>>705494814
looks like it's sealed. -1/10
>>705495648
it's thicker at the tip than at the bottom... but good looking! 7/10
>>705495642
If it helps she's like 5'6 and 51kg her tits are a c her pussy is an outie, she has brown hair that reaches about half way to her arse and freckles around her nose and under her eyes, her eyes are blue and yellowy and in the light they look green. Her shoe size is 6 her favourite pair of pyjamas have bambi on them, she owns pyjamas despite the fact that she sleeps naked annnnd she doesnt shave her pussy clean because I told her not to and she does what I say.
>>705495881
Thank you anon
>>705496050
Oh because your description proves...what?
not a jew
>>705496210
WOULD SUCK/10
>>705495724
I always receive complains about my curve here on /b/ but no on /soc/ yet this is the first time someone tell me its not good looking
>>705495724
Thank you!
>>705496180
Nothing I guess but then again what do I gain from lying? I'm not posting a picture because even if you're a fag like most of the people in here, she's mine. She's not for anyone else. She belongs to me matey and that's the way she likes it.
>>705495773
>>705496358
Bad reply, sorry, thanks :-*
>>705495526
still really like this one...
>>705496210
9/10. love the length, would have preffered to see the head though
>>705497425
better pic
>>705497425
Hi lil guy
>>705497463
I take that back you're not small but you are very unclean I wouldnt send that to any girl you dont want to gross out
>>705497596
>>705497477
this is a softie with the scantest of chub
Is it possible to suck dicks while being straight (getting a gf, marrying her, etc).
I don't want any relationship with a man. I just want to suck cock.
>>705497578
Shame it looks like a torn up tongue
>>705497658
Forgot to post:
My dick. I used mirror effect because why the fuck not.
Babydick incoming!
>>705497652
I know but I want to see more of it
>>705497658
>grindr
>>705497627
It wasn't taken a long time ago that. This is a newer pic.
>>705497651
Love it 8/10
>>705494975
Congratulations m8
>>705497658
Dude duplicating your cock in one image isnt the same as having one cock twice your length, which, by the way would still be tiny.
>>705496907
add me on kik nickyrivi
>>705497934
nice head
Limp dick.. What you rate
What is this?! A mushroom farm?
>>705498063
I know. I did it because it looks funny to me. I already accept that my dick is small.
my virgin cockkk
>>705498305
Not small. Tiny.
>>705498352
Small
>>705498442
My mistake but yeah
>>705495526
>>705496907
Clean shave
There are a lot of weird looking dicks.
>>705497425
What guitar is that
>>705498281
>limp
nice fishing for compliments
>>705492434
get used to it buddy cuz u got a pencil dick you pretentious fucking fagget
Rate
Rate
>>705498867
Would love to suck that monster! 8.5/10
>>705498838
>fagget
Not him but that pisses me off
>>705498564
Last one and leaving, bye guys.
>>705498867
How many assholes have you destroyed with it so far?
>>705497596
Could i humbly request pics of boners/bulges in underwear? Love those pictures, so will rate
>>705499304
fat!
rate
>>705499418
<3 want moar? any way of communication cuz i have pictures too many mb to upload
It's not huge or anything but r8 anyway
>>705499267 quite a few but just females lol if u are female kik me johnsmolts91
>>705497658
Here's another picture of my cock. Still tiny no matter what.
>>705500286
Whoops. Forgot the picture
>>705492076
You got tiny balls or something?
It's 7.5" but is it thin?
>>705500934
Your body is so pale, yet your dick is so tan. Also shave that shit, If you're gonna shave, shave it all or don't at all. Also dick is like 5/10 imo
ew god no
>>705501094
not tan, slightly reddish because engorged with blood, also.. i'm not the poster so i could be wrong... guy might tan his dick for all i know :D
>>705500934
Holy shit thats a mighty dick.
How do girls like it?
>>705501094
I'm happy with 5/10 :)
>>705502343
Its more like 8/10
I would just prefer your balls being a bit bigger and hanging
>>705501470
Yeah it's the blood, my dick matches my body colour when limp, but I am normally more tan sadly sick atm
>>705502417
They normally hang like 2 inches or maybe 1.5 but I lay on the cold bathroom floor for that photo, they pretty much suckered right back into my body as the cold entered my ass
>>705502597
Would you post another picture of your dick?
I would like to see it soft or hard from above/from the side
>>705501963
They enjoy it, i don't consider myself great in bed but it gets the job done rather nicely
>>705490825
Rate
>>705502665
Yeah one sec
>>705502739
>>705502997
twink material
>>705496210
phimosis / 10 :(
>>705502804
Take your time..
http://showyourdick.org/q24h7tn6s5zlpic.html
watch me touch my own cock
>>705503490
There you go, almost hanging 2 inches
>>705503993
>>705492336
I'd suck those balls for hours.
>>705503995
Thats a fucking decent cock there
>>705504254
r8? Since you've seen my balls fully and limp/erect
>>705497651
Would suck
>>705497851
You've got some great body hair!
>>705503995
And you win the thread.
>>705504705
You serious? I thought I was maybe average if not below
>>705490825
>>705490825
Same
>>705505069
lol it is pretty red im sorry :((
>>705504400
9/10
I would like to see it hard from the side tbqh
>>705504855
Yes. Any chance of a body or face photo?
>>705505910
Show from a different angle for a serious rate
>>705503995
looks like a strong babymaker
Rate please
>>705506155
I'd love to give a face shot but rather not have people who know me see
rate
>>705506981
This is 4chan. This thread will 404 in a few hours. Besides, you actually have to have friends to get recognized on the Internet
>>705507087
I would consider you a cervix poker lol
>>705507087
Let's see a face shot
not a jew>
R8
>>705507280
is cervix poker a good thing?
>>705507383
nice, I only wish your head was a bit bigger and more pointy
>>705507440
I like light pokes on it but my ex had a ling but skinny one like you do and when he was going hard on me it almost felt like he was pertruding the cervix, idk if this is possible though.
That hurt a lot
>>705507666
how long was he?
Rate please
>>705507817
a little over 8 inches
>>705507087
shopped
>>705508011
standard dick, your balls look potent though
>white people the thread
I love it! i would suck you for hours sit on it and eat your cum! 10/10
>>705509779
manly. dont shave. ever.
>>705510195
thanks.
I usually just trim, never really go for a full shave
>>705510306
I love unshaven men with a bit of a belly
>>705510093
Which one?
>>705510444
Hopefully femanon lol
>>705510582
most gay men like ripped skinny guys I think
r8
R8 por favor
>>705511971
nice I like the baseball bat shaped ones
Could I ever get laid with this?
>>705512160
Whaddaya mean by that?
>>705512378
idk, its hard to see your asshole from this position.
You should lay on your back and spread your cheeks
>>705512399
its fatter at the top than at the bottom
>>705512488
I've got a big bubble butt though
>>705512521
A Louisville slugger
>>705512747
plz show
>>705512747
all the better.
r8
>>705490825
Rate pls
>>705513959
Shit picture, try again
>>705514031
I dont want to be mean but it looks like the dick of a 14 year old
>>705495526
i would suck on that for hours
>>705514031
do you cum really fast?
>>705514104
Reat?
>>705515273
5/10
>>705515860
7.5/10
>>705516042
Where do I find a bf like that thats not a fucking jerk
>>705516042
wow
Rate please
>>705517469
7/10
Hey guys what do you think?
>>705517714
high test barbarian impregnator cock
>>705518038
ahahah lol
>>705518455
I hope you got big low hanging balls as well
>>705519391
show soft
