Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>705458945 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705458945
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
how can we supposed to have fun with this shit ?
Good morning.
>>705474135
Well, I personally don't "worship" Alice, and you're welcome to cringe at us all you like. Not here to force people to accept us
>>705474316
It's much easier to paint is the brush is in your hand
>>705474318
Good morning Shiro
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>705473725
Not exacly, SSS.4
>>705474434
>>705474434
>Mfw I think I just saw Miho trying to sell his car in /o/
>>705474434
Indeed! How're you?
Oh look. A spiderman shitposter. How new and interesting.
>>705474510
>>705474565
how look a waifu claim cringe thread, how new and interesting
>>705474302
>how can we supposed
>>705474617
>how look
>>705474439
I'm not sure what SSS.4 means
>>705474476
But the op doesn't say Spiderman thread. We're all welcome here
>>705474504
Poor Miho
>>705474508
Sick, had to email my teacher to let him know I'd be missing classes today so I don't get penalties on my lab
>>705474565
Hello again
>>705474711
Hello Kyouko
>>705474711
you smart boy
>>705474711
I was thinking the same thing.
>>705474807
Hi again.
>SSS4
It means you're being counted as a slave.
>>705474807
Still dealing with that sick stuff, a shame. Strep throat it was?
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>705474807
Oh right, you never read what it was.
>>705474943
*sex slave
Thank you .1
>>705475089
So with how many sex slaves you have now, what happens? An ERP orgy?
Its sleeptiem. You know what that means!
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 10
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>705474807
Wish I could help him a bit, but I'm in a bit of a money bind myself at the moment.
>>705475150
>Literally nothing, other than a bit more hellos from Syndra.
>>705475175
ROLL ROLL ROLL!
>>705474943
So there's an SSS.3?
>>705474956
My sister neglected to tell us her test for strep came back negative, so we went and got it done. Pretty sure it's just the flu now though
>>705475089
Apparently I signed it then. I'll have to have some stern words with me about signing stuff without my consent
>>705475175
Roll
Hana Song
Claiming best girl
>>705475175
Rollin'
>>705475267
YOU TOOK MY UPLOAD LIMIT, SO GIVE ME DUBS YOU ASIAN FUCCBOI!
>>705475342
Hello D.Va
>>705475358
Welcome back Saya
>>705475175
Roll
>>705475396
C'MON! I MUST MAKE RORY DRINK THAT MAGIC NUMBER AGAIN!
>>705475477
You did it
>>705475267
>
>>705475175
Roll.
>>705474807
Hi.
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>705475150
Want to sign up and find out?
>>705475175
Roll for nothing
>>705475293
Dont worry about that, im sure you will be just fine.
>>705475477
>MFW I DID IT WITH THE MAGICAL 7S
YOU KNOW THE DRILL RORY!
>If you honestly can't stand the 7, mix a tad bit of 3 in with it.
>make coffee
>have enough creamer
>almost no milk
This is upsetting
>inb4 why both
I don't want to pour a fuck ton of creamer into my coffee just to make it kind of cooler so i don't burn my tongue
>>705475545
I'm always up for trying new things, so sure, why not.
>>705475293
Hmm... I'm 1, Saber is 2, I think Makoto was 3? Or was it Rory... Now i'm not sure.
>>705475545
Remind me?
>>705475534
>MFW no ohayou
Why is life such misery?
>>705475545
I seem to find myself in many such situations as of late
>>705475675
You're much more easy going than I am
i had to come see the sevens
>>705475714
I'm 3. I'm the only one with the condition to leave service though.
>I see no reason to leave though, talking to Syndra a bit more is nice.
>Alice
I'm in the military. I don't work with cars; I'm just trying to give an example of how deciding on priorities is a problem and why there's a "maybe" attached to it.
>>705475150
Shiro. Hi!
>>705475175
Do you drink every night, Rory?
>I'm back
>Suika
>>705475554
>count the fucking crops you fucking slanty eyed gookbag whore
>give us back our 4mb
Hey. Hey.
Did you know.
I have a system so that.
7 is never the same?
:^)
>>705475826
Not every night. I set up this game as a bit of fun. Some nights I just dont play it.
>Rory-sama
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>705475675
In that case, nevermind.
>>705475714
Makoto
>>705475776
Only makes things more interesting.
>>705475637
>Dat 7
Why are you drinking coffee, Kitten?
>>705475807
You come to see 7s, and roll a 7. Well done Dags.
>>705475903
>fucking slanty eyed gookbag whore
I laughed. And I know, but 7 is the lucky number, thus I must choose it!
>>705475903
how much drinks do you have o;
>>705475714
Is this the list I had to sell my soul to see? How does Homura fit into all this?
>>705475826
Oh. The military life is a tough one for shit like that, I could never do it.
>>705475968
Generally Makoto is putting me in these situations
>>705475776
I try to be easy going. Go with the flow and whatnot.
>>705475826
Hi! How're you?
>>705475968
Aw. Well, if you change your mind, be sure to let me know!
>>705476118
Huh? Homu is a sex slave?
And no, no soul required. Just asking would have done it.
>>705476045
Unless trips or quads are rolled, 2. Max 3. 2 of those are over a few hours, the final shot is at bedtime.
>>705475994
I could have also called him a Twinkie. But thats a pet nickname for a Vietnamese friend I have and she is a fucking boss.
>Porshe mechanic
Seriously though. 6 crops to get the final product small enough.
>>705476242
I don't know. I was told to ask Homu about the list, the he told me to ask Syndra. Just sent me on a wild goose chase really
>>705475994
So i can stay awake
>>705476118
You know, Makoto has been doing things like that to a lot of people.
>>705476198
Kind of good. Have to work tomorrow, which helps keep me from drinking.
>>705476242
Can I see the list?
It's time for me to leave now. All of you, make sure to make it a wonderful day!
>>705476318
I've only noticed it on a few pictures, but it's annoying as shit.
>>705476424
For... school I assume?
>>705476443
I have not!
>>705476365
Huh. Don't know why you'd be directed to Homu. Who did that?
>>705476443
What list?
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>705476118
Oh no that was another list.
Lets not talk anout it.
>>705476443
He's some sort of pervert I bet
>>705476651
Syndra did. It was all very confusing
>what list
This is what I want to know as well
>>705476545
But every day is a good day because it has me in it
>>705476723
I believe I am owed an explanation now!
>is it a bad list?
>>705476811
Sorry bud. You missed the game.
https://youtu.be/ubPDWJ1l-LI
>>705476913
Is ok, even if I love it
I was playing warframe, you got a seven again?
>>705476582
That and i have to watch my nephew until it's time to take him to the sitter's
>>705476998
Yeah. He rolled a double 7 for 7s. I literally roll for which one becomes 7 anyway.
https://youtu.be/s4kSaAB9DOQ
>>705476651
Whatever list you all are talking about.
>>705476723
Can I also see this list?
>>705476582
Kissing people and signing them up for things. How horrid.
![Syndra [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [143].jpg")
>>705476872
Kinda,but dont worry about it i lost it ages ago
>>705477405
Okay, I got you
>>705477471
Hello Kirino
>>705477378
I just said it. Except apparently we're talking about a different list. So i have no idea.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>705477378
If you become SSS.5
>>705477522
Hello, and goodnight.
>>705478064
No.
>>705478161
Good boy.
>>705478146
Why you do this to me Kirino :(
>good night
>>705477164
Oh, well shit. That sucks Kitten.
>>705477378
I have kissed no one, nor signed anyone up for anything!
Claimed
Calamity-masu'd
>>705478428
Had to think about that for a while, didn't you? Had to wait for the last thread to go away?
>>705478428
It does, but I can manage probably
>>705478428
You never kissed someone?
Claiming a will to live
Edgiest waifu
back from nap
watching good animu atm
whats everyone up to?
>>705478851
No, I had to go open up the building! But if you want me to make sure you're not a liar, that can be arranged~
>>705478906
Don't get too hyped up on that stuff. It's bad for you!
>>705478931
Not here, anyways.
>>705479012
Being awake instead of sleeping
>>705479088
Do you open your legs for everybody?
>>705476318
sorry, I meant the variety of the types! Like bottles of stuff! When i'd drink it'd be the same basics of beer and jamesons irish whiskey, i'm quite a simple person i guess
>>705479138
hm?
still sick alice? gonna attend lab or not?
>>705479088
I don't
i only drink it when I need to stay up to watch my nephew or my brother or if i need to stay up late to work on something, albeit I'd be up anyways, the coffee would just make me feel more awake than I already would be
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>705478161
Oh well
Hello all!
I'm able to hang around for an hour or two. Finally
>>705479156
If you ask hard enough, she'll open her scab for ya If ya into that sort of thing
Tristana claim and main
>>705478687
I had a dream last night. Me and a friend whete traveling and at a boat port where Megumin worked she sent us off to a magical land where we found her running a shop. She had these candies that I ate exactly 9. When I did my friend looked ar me and acted like there was a murderous glare/aura coming from me. Eventually we got home. I told other friends and they didn't believe me. I called out Megumins name. I couldn't find her. So I went to the port where I found her, in her office, laying and the couch. I tried picking her up but Rory, Shinoa and Rem killed me and I woke up. I want Rem to apologuze for stabbing me withva spear
>>705479253
Put your gooch away. No one's becoming a Syndra Sex Slave or whatever tonight.
>>705479088
I'm not being your sex slave either!
>>705479225
No, I sent my teacher an e-mail this morning, he sent me back the lab though so I can get part of it done for Thursday, so I got that going for me, which is nice
>>705479253
What are you up to right now?
>>705479334
That's quite the story
>>705479298
Yo
>>705479368
But I did
>>705479404
Also I'm half awake on mobile so excuse any typos
>>705479298
I don't like sluts
They fall to easy for your dick
>>705479508
Yuno?
![Syndra [189].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Xdg6co.jpg "Syndra [189].jpg")
>>705479368
Alice already did.
>>705479404
On a bus back home, waiting for my stop.
What about you?
>>705479298
wassup trist
been a while. How are ya?
>>705479404
oh thats pretty sweet
thats less deciphering for you
>>705479627
no
>>705479368
I want to become a Syndra Sex Slave
>>705479156
>Implying I do anything but tease
>>705479173
Oh ya, Dags. Rory's also an Aussy.
>>705479236
Alright, I suppose that's fair enough.
>>705479298
What was that, Little Neck?
>>705479368
Who said anything about that? Jeez Booki, get your mind out of the gutter for once!
>>705479679
ceiling
>>705479739
Slutty boy.
>>705479630
I finally got around to sitting up in bed and getting my laptop out. I want to go take a shower but I'm kind of cozy warm right now
>>705479679
Right? Although he told me to just read out of the book, so I actually have to do reading instead of just listening and taking notes
Who the fuck is that then?
>>705479739
I'll be back in a bit, gonna watch some shit on Netflix while I eat and rest
>>705479416
From release and now, mechro is all I played. She's bae. You're bae. Congrats
>>705479511
Yeah here at Chen's we only accept top quality meat.....wait we've a brothel license?
>>705479679
Hey tsun yun, I'm alive and breathing
>>705479739
Pfft I could fit my body into yours
>>705480037
Gaige and Kreig are my best
>>705479808
oh thats kinda annoying, but everything is better than online notes
idk maybe sacho
>>705480037
thats rare, in your neighbourhood that is
done anything interesting lately?
>>705479800
If I'm a slut, then you're a whore.
>>705479888
Have fun Kitten!
>>705480037
What does that even mean?!
>>705480166
Sloot
>>705479334
I had a dream last night I was on a skateboard who God knows why. Anyways, I was going like 35 miles per hour and I hit a rock or some shit, I flew off, into someone's garage and somehow missed their cars, hitting the door. Obviously it was a dream so it didn't hurt.
>>705480037
I should have my borthel, there are a lot of whores in this thread.
>>705480166
>then you're a whore.
But, I don't flirt with 100 different anons at a time in the thread, or "tease", however you call it.
>>705480111
I used to play with a friend picked zero, but that all stopped when the conductor was released
>>705480166
Your neck is a slut!
>>705480165
I went to a renaissance fair on saturday. That was pretty cool
>>705480218
>sloot
>twister's clothing line
>>705480275
Its better than getting killed by a weak maid girl
>>705480218
why did you leave?
>>705480446
im actually not sure what that is
>>705480446
>Twister
Have you've been watching the dub?
>>705479739
which ones rory?
>>705480218
Rood.
>>705480417
Yes, but you act like teasing has to go somewhere.
>>705480446
Are you saying you've let others near my neck when I wasn't looking?
>>705480623
>being this new
>>705480594
>dub
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>705480623
The one you're talking to about drinks.
![Syndra [130].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5FQYnnN.jpg "Syndra [130].jpg")
>>705479808
You should go, might feel better after one.
>>705480623
Rory is the one who thinks best girl is a shit
>>705480638
No sluts
SLUTS
>>705480776
This
Ambien starting in ... mebbe I will go to bed.
>>705480417
But Chen How are we going to get the licensing? We'd either have to be in Nevada or move to MapleCountry. Plus one of us has to go to check over the brothel
>>705480594
Nope, synonyms Mein fräulein
>>705480593
Hmmm....you know that time period where there were knights and such? It's that...I'm not very good at explaining but maybe youtube can
>>705480638
I. Uhmmm noo?
>>705480776
tuka is fucking 0/10
>>705480165
I'll probably go looking at the online notes anyways. I just hope I feel better tomorrow so I don't miss yet another day of class
>>705480593
Did Tatsu leave as well?
>>705480720
It'll make me feel cleaner, but a shower won't be able to help with why I feel awful.
>>705480850
Hello
>>705480953
Good night
>>705480960
Found the Rory shill
>>705480953
asahi is fucking 8/10
>>705480850
>>705481078
found the
>>705480953
Night Booki!
>>705480958
Then I fail to see how my neck is a sloot.
>>705480958
i know what the renaissance is, its the period where christianity started to die out and rational thinking came
but what kind of fair is that?
>>705481048
yea same tbh
one day is not too bad but two or three is just heaps of homework
and yea but idk why nothing happened
>>705481048
Hey.
>>705481188
That's a cute Akebono, I appreciate that.
>>705481469
lmao
>>705481603
saved
>>705481603
What are you doing in Azores? Coming to visit me soon?
Shouldn't you be coming from east?
>>705481879
I dunno Homura
Should I?
>>705481292
You're right. Hah ha ha. Hah
>>705481302
The best of fairs; it was my first and aside from that, it's like some rpg. It's like a cheaper version of Disneyland.
>>705480670
shhh, literally second times i've been in here you waifu nerd fite me
>>705481302
Fortunately, it's mostly lectures for the next couples days, but I don't like missing them because it's harder to ask questions then
Maybe it just wasn't what he was looking for
>>705481469
That's a cute waifu you got, who is she?
P.S.:
Makoto, don't be a ho while I'm gone.
>>705481469
Your welcome.
>>705482257
Yea I guess it is kinda like that.
Any cool rides? Or special food you ate?
>>705482283
Second time?
I guess we haven't talked then
Welcome
>>705482343
Fortunately? I don't see how's that good
Yes but the weird thing is he kept bugging me about joining. And I just wonder why he left since he was enjoying himself
>>705482467
>Implying
>>705482721
ceiling
>>705482467
I am not a ho...jeez, maybe I will just give up teasing.
>>705482706
Syndra being a faggot like always lol
>>705474207
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>705482088
It would make sense, but I can see how visiting Azores would make a trip to Portugal interesting. How is your day going?
>>705482343
Not my waifu but a cute one. It's just Homura posting Alice from GuP because of reasons.
>>705482721
probably not, ima dags, heya
>>705482706
>Your welcome.
You're welcome
engrish.
>>705482721
It's fortunate because it means I'm not missing labs that I can't do until the next class, which gets me farther behind than if I simply miss a lecture
>>705482868
You know you won't
>>705482883
Oh, I see. Very cute either way
>>705482974
im hungry, should i make vegemite toast or vegemite toast with cheese hmm
>>705482868
Hey, if you dish out the teases, you have to handle the bants. It's all in good fun.
>>705482888
>checked
>ima dags
what?
either way, im not very familiar with you waifu, who is she?
>>705482974
oh i misunderstood yea thats pretty chill. does your school upload the full lectures as well? its pretty sweet
>>705482974
Says you. I had self control like crazy when I started here. I can easily do that again.
>>705483184
Should probably make vegemite toast with a bit of vegemite on the side.
>>705483286
ceiling
>>705483184
With cheese. I don't know what vegemite is
>>705483286
One of my teachers does, the others don't
>>705483303
Once unleashed, the Makoto will not be bottled up again!
>>705482974
She is. Too bad her relevancy to the plot was nearly zero.
>>705482912
Nobody cares. It's all about the cute Akebonos.
>>705482883
I'm just drinking milk and listening to music, for now. You?
>>705483513
That is rather unfortunate. It seems like a lot of cute waifus aren't central to the anime that they're from
>>705483513
Fine, then have this last one.
>>705482721
Yes there were! Rides I didn't put much attention to but I did eat a very huge turkey leg. I still feel it inside me. There were two performers I manage to get to see. One of them was Arsene Dupin, a funny French arse hole
